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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:10,790 Todd canceled his flight for tomorrow. He has to work. Can you believe it? 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:13,430 I'm going to be alone on Valentine's Day. 3 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:17,810 Cheer me up, Maya. Tell me about your miserable life so mine will appear less 4 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:18,810 bleak. 5 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:23,370 You know, Tony, normally I would take that as a hint, but since my life is 6 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:24,850 bleak, I'm going to hear about it. Here we go. 7 00:00:25,950 --> 00:00:29,970 You know how Jabari always gets me something special for Valentine's Day, 8 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:33,130 Well, I took him to the jewelry store yesterday, and he was acting all 9 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:34,130 secretive. 10 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:37,570 And this morning, when he went to Sunday school, I snooped around in his room 11 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:38,429 and I found it. 12 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:40,910 A heart pendant necklace. And you know what it said? 13 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:43,070 To Melanie, love Jabari. 14 00:00:43,870 --> 00:00:44,870 Who's Melanie? 15 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:47,050 That sixth grade hoochie he's giving his mama's necklace to. 16 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:48,630 Oh. 17 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:50,190 Who's Jabari? 18 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:51,970 My son. 19 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:53,610 Jacuzzi Chase's name? 20 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:57,590 No, girl, he... Yeah, girl, you like it? 21 00:00:58,430 --> 00:00:59,430 No. 22 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:01,790 Anyway... 23 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:04,330 I've got reservations for me and Todd at Blue for tomorrow night. 24 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:05,550 Why don't you and I go? 25 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,430 Okay, I'm not doing anything else. 26 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:08,710 How about land a share plan? 27 00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:11,090 Can you believe it? 28 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:12,970 My vibrator broke. 29 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:14,869 Nah, girl. 30 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:15,870 She's free. 31 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,499 It's late. 32 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,780 It's midnight, to be exact. 33 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,900 Officially, February the 14th. 34 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,760 Oh. Oh, my God. 35 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:32,110 Three months ago tonight, we had our first official date. 36 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:35,710 And we agreed we'd wait three months before having sex. 37 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,170 Now those three months are up. 38 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:43,030 So drop the robe, woman. I'm wrecked to go. 39 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,210 William, William, William, William. 40 00:02:47,110 --> 00:02:49,830 Reinhard, it's also Valentine's Day. 41 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,570 And it's our first one together. 42 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,990 Okay. Don't get me wrong. 43 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,690 I am going to put it on you. 44 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,770 Oh, yeah. 45 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,080 But later. 46 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Oh, man. 47 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,160 Don't worry. 48 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,920 I'm gonna rock your world. No. 49 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,600 But I need some romance first. Oh, man. 50 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:16,660 You know, like cars and some flowers and a gift. 51 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,480 Huh? I just want our Valentine's Day to be right. 52 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,340 Hold that thought. 53 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:23,580 Okay. 54 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,540 Valentine's Day, dearest. 55 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,700 Here's your bouquet. 56 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,760 William, are these from my yard? 57 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,000 Yes. And some from your neighbors helped fill it out. 58 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,880 Here's your card and your presents. 59 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,840 Just remember, there's not a lot open at 2 o 'clock in the morning except for 60 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,160 drugstores, so... Here's some honey for my honey. 61 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,500 A baby for my baby. Oh! 62 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:17,329 What's that? 63 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:18,970 Oh, it's a... It's a hole. 64 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:25,710 It was funnier when I was standing in the gardening aisle at the Rite Aid. 65 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:28,010 Thank you. 66 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:30,210 Yay. All right, Joe. 67 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:34,930 Now, I got your card and your flowers and your gifts, just like you wanted. Mm 68 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:35,930 -hmm. 69 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,510 So drop that robe, woman. I'm ready to go. What? 70 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:40,570 William. 71 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:41,950 William, William. 72 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:43,290 Please stop saying that. 73 00:04:43,510 --> 00:04:44,510 Please start doing it. 74 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:53,260 So, over the past three weeks, when you've been saying, only three more 75 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,180 only ten more days, only two more days. 76 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:59,620 You weren't talking about Valentine's Day, were you? 77 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 Maybe. 78 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,080 So, you didn't make us any dinner reservations anywhere, did you? 79 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,360 Maybe. 80 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,540 William, I've never had a great Valentine's Day. 81 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:20,260 Every year, it seems like I'm either alone or disappointed or dealing with my 82 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:24,920 boyfriend's baby mama. And now this year... This 83 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:31,380 year, I have a really, really good man. 84 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,620 Sweetheart, we deserve a really good Valentine's Day. 85 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:44,800 So, you come back here tonight at 8 o 'clock. 86 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:51,310 And we'll have dinner, and we'll dance under the moonlight on the patio, and 87 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,530 we'll lay by the fire. 88 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:59,750 And then, to celebrate a magnificent three months together, we'll 89 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,750 make love. 90 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:02,430 You can wait till then, can't you? 91 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:03,810 Maybe. 92 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:09,350 I miss my husband. 93 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,810 I miss Jabari. 94 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:12,410 I miss Sparky. 95 00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,310 That's what I called my vibrator. 96 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:20,970 Can't you just get another one? No, they discontinued it. 97 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:24,250 The motor revved too high and women were getting shocked and burned. 98 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:26,830 Oh, Sparky. 99 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,710 Actually, I don't. 100 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:34,530 Don't what? 101 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:36,730 I don't really miss Jabari. 102 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,550 Of course not. You'll see him tomorrow. 103 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,010 I know, but I'm not looking forward to it. 104 00:06:42,940 --> 00:06:45,860 Don't get me wrong. I mean, I love my son. He's a miracle to me. 105 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,040 But sometimes I like my time alone. 106 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,560 God, 107 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,360 I'm a terrible mother. 108 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,080 You're not terrible. 109 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:01,020 I'm sure a lot of mothers hate their... want downtime. 110 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:05,760 I can't believe I'm telling you guys this. I haven't been able to share this 111 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,060 with anybody, not even my Lord. 112 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,299 Not if, look. 113 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,300 What? 114 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,300 I'm not a slut. 115 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:17,260 You just confessed something, and you've given me the courage to say something 116 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,300 I've been meaning to tell you guys for a long time now. 117 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:25,280 Okay, you know how I always talk about all the guys I slept with and all my 118 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,960 wild, crazy sexcapades? 119 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 It was all a lie. 120 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,560 All of it? 121 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:36,520 Well, I'm not a virgin, and I like sex, but I have a tendency to embellish. 122 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,160 Come on, how many times have you actually seen me with a guy or girl? 123 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,600 there was no five -day orgy in Chichicatenango? 124 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:49,440 Nope. I just like saying Chichicatenango. 125 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:55,000 And, uh, sorry to disappoint you, but there was no threesome in the governor's 126 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,700 mansion and no Lin Spin. 127 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,000 But you told me to Lin Spin for my honeymoon. 128 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:02,680 I just made up a bunch of crap. 129 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,940 Lin, I pulled three muscles and chipped a tooth. 130 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,960 Sorry. Okay, why would you lie about all that? 131 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:16,830 made up a story once and you guys reacted and thought it was so cool so I 132 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:21,970 kept doing it before I knew it it became my role I figured that if I wasn't the 133 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:25,710 life of the party that you guys wouldn't have any use for me and I'd lose you 134 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:31,450 and that's crazy I'd still be your friend but this heifer here she's got a 135 00:08:31,450 --> 00:08:36,750 of stone poor Jeep Cherokee his name is Jabari oh like you can 136 00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:45,170 I'm going to treasure that forever. 137 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:46,390 Oh, my God. 138 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:50,490 William, these are so beautiful. Yeah. 139 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:54,210 So put them on and take everything else off. 140 00:08:55,890 --> 00:09:00,750 But, William, I cooked you a special dinner, and then we're going to dance 141 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:03,870 the moonlight on the patio and lay by the fire. 142 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:07,310 And then you can see me on these earrings. 143 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,830 I just want tonight to be perfect. Great. I'm starved. Let's eat. 144 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,710 dance will finally... Quiet! 145 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,050 Drop trial, woman. I'm wrecking gold. 146 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:56,070 William, I just want a little romance. 147 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,650 We have plenty of time for sex. 148 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,610 No, Joan, we have plenty of time for romance. 149 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:02,610 You don't seem to get it. 150 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:05,130 I want you to feel bad it hurt. 151 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:09,350 Wouldn't you be three months now? 152 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:10,900 Hell, I wanted you for eight years now. 153 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:16,100 Ever since they saw you at the law firm in front of Sweetleton's office in that 154 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,120 green dress and your hands all pulled back. 155 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:24,120 William, do you remember that? 156 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:26,420 I love you, John. 157 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,400 Oh, William. 158 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,420 I'm ready to go. 159 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 I'm sorry. 160 00:10:57,780 --> 00:11:00,220 This is so funny that we're finally doing this. 161 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,760 You know, I think you're confusing funny with hot. Maybe I am. 162 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:12,880 Would you stop that? I'm sorry. 163 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,960 You know, a woman laughing during sex taps into a recurring nightmare I had as 164 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,960 teenager. 165 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,060 I'm sorry. 166 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,180 Okay. So no giggling. Okay. 167 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,640 Okay. Okay. 168 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 What? 169 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,560 You know, there was this other dream I had with a giant chicken. Oh, God. 170 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,140 And when I rode him, his feathers tickled my thigh. 171 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,020 What? He's wrong with us. 172 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,260 I don't know. 173 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,040 I think we waited too long. 174 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,140 Now it's too much pressure. 175 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:01,370 I think of Lynn and Monica and Yvonne. And Ming Lee. 176 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:06,790 We should go to a hotel. 177 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,630 We need neutral territory. 178 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:11,390 The gym is neutral territory. 179 00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,510 What? The gym is neutral territory. 180 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,190 It's from West Side Story. 181 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,110 Focus. 182 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,490 Focus. 183 00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,550 You know what? You're right. 184 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:24,690 I want you. 185 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,390 You're right here. 186 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,240 Okay. Woo! 187 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,080 Okay, let's go to a hotel. 188 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,920 So that time you threw your back out, it wasn't from doing it while hanging from 189 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,160 bungee cords under a bridge. 190 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,040 Lifting a heavy house plant. 191 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,740 Woo! You two low -down heifers. 192 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,600 Lying all these years about who you really are. 193 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,340 What about you, Tony? 194 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,960 What about me? 195 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,720 must be some secret you've been keeping from all these years something we don't 196 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:08,600 know well okay i wasn't gonna say anything but you 197 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:13,960 know everyone thinks i'm cold and heartless yeah the truth is i spent all 198 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,020 spare time working with the homeless 199 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,330 There's got to be something. 200 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,530 Yeah, come on, Tony. We told you our biggest secret. 201 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:39,890 Well, all right. 202 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,810 There is one thing. 203 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,450 You know how everyone thinks I'm broke? 204 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,690 Mm -hmm. 205 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:48,850 Well, I have a little bit of money stashed in this never -going -back -to 206 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:49,850 -Fresno fund. 207 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,050 Oh, girl, I thought he's got a little money stashed in it. 208 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,750 I've got half a million. 209 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,030 Oh, snap, girl, you're sleeping on the gold mine. 210 00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,330 Which I don't touch, don't none of y 'all ask, Lynn. 211 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:03,350 Okay, but what about your husband? 212 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:07,550 He's in debt. You could help him. Could have, still can, but won't. 213 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:12,350 Hell, I'd let him sell a kidney and toss somebody's salad in prison before I go 214 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,350 back to Fresno. 215 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,950 Dang. You are a horrible wife. 216 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,450 Said the horrible mother. 217 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:23,630 Fine, you won't tell my secret, I won't tell yours. Deal. Ah, and remember, 218 00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:26,310 don't let anybody know I'm not really a freak. 219 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,530 Got it. 220 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:33,590 Now, exactly how many men have you been with, Lynn? 221 00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:35,730 In my lifetime? 222 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:37,230 About a hundred. 223 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,850 But bear in mind, one event involved 30 people. 224 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,990 I have not been lying. You are a freak. 225 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:46,730 I am? 226 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:48,790 Huh. 227 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,570 I guess I've been lying to myself. 228 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,570 I'm sorry. 229 00:14:57,410 --> 00:15:00,810 This room is just... It's so impersonal. 230 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:02,830 It's a hotel room, Joan. 231 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:09,130 I know, it just isn't... It feels sleazy, like we're having an affair or 232 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:13,990 something. Or it feels sleazy, like we're having an affair or something. 233 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:17,190 I'm sorry. 234 00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:18,950 What? This whole thing. 235 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:22,370 I'm just, I'm having trouble getting in the mood. 236 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:23,970 You know what? 237 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,090 I know what will help. What? 238 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:28,050 A little hotel porn. 239 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,310 Oh. 240 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,150 when you're gonna like this. 241 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,750 Oh, shoot. 242 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,370 I think it's already started. 243 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:40,810 So? 244 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:44,710 Oh, I don't like coming into a movie in the middle. You don't know what's going 245 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:45,710 on. 246 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:48,910 Well, it's not that complicated, Joan. You see that guy right there? Mm -hmm. 247 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,650 He's gonna have sex with every woman he delivers pizza to. 248 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,870 Why? 249 00:15:55,910 --> 00:15:56,910 Because it's porn. 250 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,830 We have naked people we don't even know. 251 00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,370 Five and a half. 252 00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,010 Count the midget. 253 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,610 Sweetie, we have each other. 254 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,690 I know, Joan. 255 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,630 It should be enough. 256 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,530 I just don't know why it feels so uncomfortable. 257 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,330 Because we didn't start with phone sex. 258 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,390 Huh? Phone sex. We need to start with phone sex. 259 00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,170 Oh, okay. 260 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,590 Yeah. I know just the number, too. 261 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:42,770 and take some of the pressure off. All right, I'll try anything. 262 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:46,310 Okay, so I'll go in the bathroom with my phone, okay? I'll stay right out here 263 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,310 and be sexy. 264 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:23,829 Tell me about that. 265 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,190 In English. 266 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:30,030 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do to you, big boy. 267 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,010 Oh, yeah? 268 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,150 Oh, yeah. 269 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:37,830 Who's your daddy, bitch? 270 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:41,990 What? 271 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,110 Nothing. I was just talking dirty. 272 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:50,230 William, that is not talking dirty. That's just mean. 273 00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:58,830 I'm just getting the scores. 274 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:00,670 Unbelievable. 275 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:05,150 But, Joan, I always get the scores when I'm talking on the phone. It's no big 276 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,710 deal. Liam, of course it's a big deal. 277 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,710 This whole night is supposed to be a big deal. 278 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,040 Joan, are you awake? 279 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,440 I never really slept. 280 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,020 Oh. 281 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,100 William, what happened last night? 282 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,840 More like what didn't happen. 283 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280 What's wrong with me? 284 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,680 Am I so afraid of relationships that I screw them all up? 285 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,760 It's not just you, Joan. 286 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:04,020 Three months ago when I suggested we wait, I said I was doing it for you, 287 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:09,900 I was worried that if we took that step and it wasn't right, that we couldn't go 288 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:10,900 back. 289 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,200 Maybe we're just meant to be friends. 290 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,940 Yeah, I've been thinking that too. 291 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,780 But I do love you, John. 292 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,070 I love you too, William. 293 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,360 Last night was something, huh? 294 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,960 Yeah, the honesty was... refreshing. 295 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,620 Anyway, I gotta go. 296 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,220 I really miss my son. 297 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,880 Yeah, and if I don't sell any houses today, I'll be crawling back to Fresno 298 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,880 Broke. Okay. 299 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120 101. 20968