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So, ladies, this year, I was thinking
tree trimming three days before
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at my house, wrapping gifts two days
before Christmas at my house, Christmas
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Eve, my house, Christmas Day, my house,
and, oh, what the hell, New Year's Eve,
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my house.
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Okay, well, what are we going to do at
my house?
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Reminisce about all the fun things we
did at my house?
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Do we always do Christmas at your house,
Joan? I want it at my house.
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Good luck with that.
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Well, I'll go anywhere because nobody
wants me except for Todd's divorce
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attorney. And he thinks I'm in Somalia
helping the children.
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Oh, wait. Is it West Virginia helping
the minors? Anyway, the point is I'm
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somewhere helping somebody.
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Hey. Hi, Lynn.
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I'm so glad you're here. We are
officially planning Christmas.
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Bah humbug.
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I've been scrooged by the gay men's
choir.
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What happened?
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They kicked me out right in the middle
of the holiday court.
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Probably because you're not gay or a
man.
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I wasn't in the choir.
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I was in the audience.
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I mean, if it's not a sing -along, they
need to tell a sister.
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Especially before my solo.
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until Christmas morning, and this place
is not, and I repeat, not shimmering
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like the North Pole.
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Oh, there's another batch of everyone's
favorite Christmas cookies.
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Saffronous. Tony, can you go get those
out of the oven? Oh, girl, I already got
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them out of the oven. Where are they?
Cooling in the trash.
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Maya, stop in the name of all that is
Holly.
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What? What? You are using my $10 high
-gloss special shimmer paper to wrap up
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some Toys for Tots.
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you better wrap those in some funny
pages and call it a day.
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Oh, goodness.
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I just love Christmas.
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It just makes me want to sing.
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So I guess I will.
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa
-la -la -la -la -la -la -la. Maya! Let's
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all take Joan where she's jolly. Tony!
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Fa -la -la -la -la -la -la -la.
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You guys are not very happy, Elle.
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Why'd you have to bring up Elle?
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You know it makes me think of Todd,
which makes... me think of killing him,
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would you just send me to jail? And that
would just ruin Christmas, Joe.
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I have to admit, I'm not much in the
Christmas spirit.
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You know, with Jabari at Disney World,
with Darnell and that heffa -ho Lena.
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My language, it's Christmas. Oh, girl,
my bad. I'm sorry. That heffa -ho, ho
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-ho.
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All right, this is the worst Christmas
ever.
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job at the Beverly Center as one of
Santa's reindeer and I got fired. Why?
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Apparently they didn't like it when
Prancer ran off with Santa to visit his
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North Pole.
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You had an affair with Santa?
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Well, you know, I've always been a bit
of a chubby chaser.
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Okay, that's enough, you guys. Big
picture, it's Christmas.
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And we are all here together like we've
always been.
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Come on.
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It's tradition.
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You know, like our own little family.
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Can't we just celebrate that?
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You know, and let the spirit of
Christmas fill our hearts.
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Pack your bags, baby.
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I'm taking you to Puerto Rico for
Christmas.
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Puerto Rico!
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Feliz Navidad. You bitches are on your
own.
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is coming down hard out there.
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I hope we don't get stuck here.
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I mean, this is Cincinnati.
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Isn't this where the police shoot black
people?
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Don't worry.
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Cincinnati International is a hub.
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They never close hubs.
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Plus, my special vacation is not going
to be ruined.
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I've got too much riding on this.
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What have you got riding?
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Me, you, Azure skies.
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A five -star resort with rose petals on
the bed.
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Oh.
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So you think I'm going to give you some?
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No, I don't think that.
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Well, if you did, that would be a great
Christmas present.
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William, come on.
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We agreed to wait for three months.
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You know what they say.
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A restful day in the tropics equals a
month of vacation.
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So I figure with the month we already
got in the bank, We should be reaching
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three months by sundown day two.
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I thought you were different from other
men.
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I'm not that different.
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Okay, you know what? Maybe we should
just go back to L .A. because obviously
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is too early in our relationship for
this kind of trip.
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Hey, I spent $1 ,600 a night on a room
that's non -refundable. Oh, so could you
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put out some money I'm supposed to put
out the booty?
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I'm getting more for less.
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I am not your whore.
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Thank you for announcing that to all of
Cincinnati.
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Joe, this is not the reason why I wanted
you to come on this trip.
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I would never want you to do anything
that you didn't want to do.
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I love you.
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And the look on your face when I told
you about the trip is enough for me.
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You in my arms.
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Warm tropical beach. It's just torture
if we don't do anything.
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We can go to third base.
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Hot damn, I'll take it.
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Let me get this party started.
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Excuse me, my good man.
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We've got a reservation tonight with a
Mai Tai and a hot tub. So, where's our
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plane? Stuck at the end of the runway.
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You can't see it because of the
blizzard.
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Blizzard?
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That's not going to keep us from taking
off, will it? Yes, sir, it will.
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Indefinitely.
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I'd like to stay and talk, but the last
time we shut down...
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They broke my arm.
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Hey, Joan.
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What are your thoughts about going to
third in front of a whole bunch of folk?
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It was the night before Christmas.
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And all through the house, not a
creature was stirring.
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Except Lynn, a hard -drinking mouse.
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What are you doing here?
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Okay, a house full of food, liquor,
clean sheets, and TiVos. Got Lynn, come
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in, written all over.
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What are you doing here?
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My cleaning lady's in El Salvador for
Christmas. My house is a mess, and me
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my baby are hungry.
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Okay.
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What the hell?
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Maya, what are you doing here?
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Finally using some of Joan's fancy
bathroom Christmas towels without her
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breathing down my neck.
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Joan doesn't have any fish money.
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I'll be hot damn. Well, as long as I'm
here, I'm out of my presents.
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You guys, we should be ashamed taking
advantage of Joan's house.
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Let's get real. We are all here because
we can finally enjoy Christmas without
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Jingle Joan, the holiday cuckoo.
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I heard that. This is the first year I
haven't broken out in Christmas hives.
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I love my girl, but damn, I'm glad she's
gone.
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After our presents, now Maya, make like
Santa, start passing out the goods.
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Okay, great. Oh, no, no, no, no, you
guys. We know Joan's rule. We can't open
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our gifts until Christmas Day.
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I'm sorry, girls. That was the gin
talking. Passing my gifts.
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I want to see this.
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Oh, wait.
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What is it?
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A sock?
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Why the hell did she give me one sock?
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Because she gave me the other one.
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I know she got me something good.
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What the hell?
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All right, look, look, look. There's a
note. There's a note.
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On winter days when you roam and mosey,
this will keep your cell phone cozy.
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A cell phone holder.
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You know what? If there isn't a diamond
-crested cell phone in here, it's on.
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That cozy -making heifer's going down.
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I'm yanking down all the lights off her
house and burning her nativity scene.
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What? Too far?
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No, not far enough. How many carols have
we been forced to sing?
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How many trees have we been forced to
trim?
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How many feathers have we been forced to
noose? You're right.
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Let's burn her house down.
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You know, we'll show her.
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Torturing us every holiday.
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And giving us these cheap -ass gifts
while she's sunning her ass down to some
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swanky beach resort.
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This place will burn real nice.
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William, hurry up.
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It's freezing out here.
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I'm trying. I think the lock is frozen.
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Can't we just go someplace else?
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No, we can't. This is it. We're lucky to
have found this.
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I don't feel very lucky. It looks kind
of seedy.
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The sign said AA approved.
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William, it's supposed to be AAA
approved.
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AA is alcohol. Oh, it's anonymous.
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Look, it's got a roof.
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It's good enough to get us through the
night, okay?
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What about our luggage?
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The manager was nice enough to give us a
toothbrush.
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To share?
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Once we get inside, you'll feel warmer.
You'll feel a whole lot better. I
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promise you.
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Oh, sorry, wrong room.
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Liam!
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Joan?
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What happened?
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When I left here, you were pretty.
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Liam, I was trying to clean out our
shower with our toothbrush, and my hair
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wet, and then I scratched my cornea on
one of those stupid sandpaper towels.
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What happened to your face?
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Let's just say I discovered how fierce a
possum can be when you corner him.
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What? Where'd you corner a possum? In
the ice machine.
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Ironically, it's the warmest place in
this hellhole.
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William, we're good people.
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Why is this happening to us? Why is this
happening to us on our first Christmas
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together? Oh, Joan, try and relax.
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Just think of Mary and Joseph 2 ,000
years ago trying to rough it in that
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stable.
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It's probably because they turned this
place down.
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This place isn't so bad.
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What?
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Some kindly people have erected a cross
in the field across the street.
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Scratch that. They just lit it on fire.
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That's it, William.
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We have to go. Please, please, please.
Let's just go back to the airport.
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Who are you telling? I'm a black man.
You better try and keep up with me.
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those sheets and follow me.
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That's the last of her Christmas bras.
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I didn't even know they made holiday
underwear for people over the age of
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Sure they do. Haven't you ever seen my
Fourth of July G -string or my Bondage
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Day bustier?
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Lynn, Bondage Day is not a holiday.
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Not yet, but I got three congressmen all
whipped up about it.
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Oh, oh, guys. Guys, listen to this.
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He hovered and shimmered and then flew
away.
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I felt humbled to be in his presence.
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Okay, I love Joan dearly, but she has
got to be the most boring person on the
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face of this earth.
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I've gone through every one of these
journals and this hummingbird crap
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to be the high point of her life.
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I don't know, girl. Have you read her 10
-page ode to turkey bacon?
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You know, maybe this is why Joan's our
friend. Because her life is so hideously
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dull. She has to live vicariously
through life.
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Oh, hell.
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That makes me kind of sad.
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Toss me a Fafnus.
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I like the way they pop when I throw
them in the fire.
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You know, and what is her thing with the
Fafnus?
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Why can't this crazy broad just make a
regular Christmas cookie like everybody
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else?
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Because don't you get it, guys?
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at this.
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Guys, Joan's Christmas memory book.
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Gosh, it's a whole journal devoted to
Christmas.
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Let me see that.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Christmas thoughts, Christmas dreams,
Christmas wishes.
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I'll be Christmas sick.
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Somebody needs to call the New England
Journal of Medicine. They need to write
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this OCD bitch up. Uh -oh, there's my
name.
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What's your name doing in there?
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I'm her best friend. I should be in
there. Give me that.
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Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
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Okay, here I am.
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This is the first Christmas, Lynn.
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Tony. And I have spent with my and her
family.
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What a blessing to experience the magic
of the holidays through the eyes of her
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little boy.
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Maybe it's because I'm a child of
divorce.
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Or maybe it's because my mom always
wanted to travel at Christmas instead of
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staying home.
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Whatever the reason, Christmas always
made me a little sad.
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Until I spent it with my girls.
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With Tony, Maya, and Lynn, I finally
understand what it means to share the
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of giving with people I truly love.
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Wow.
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My God.
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You know what this means, right?
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John's not crazy because of Christmas.
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That child's crazy because of us.
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Anybody know how to make pepper news?
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I guess I'll go wash, fluff, and fold
her Christmas panties as soon as I get
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them off the neighbor's lawn.
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I'll go, uh, string her lights back up
and get Santa out of the bushes right
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after I stomp out a couple of slow
-burning fires.
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William, get it! Kill it! It's over
there! It's over there!
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No, it could be anywhere.
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I'm sure it's just a water bug.
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Can we just get some sleep?
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I don't think I can sleep on that bed.
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What? This is a perfectly fine bed.
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Once you take the spread off.
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I'm exhausted.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Come on.
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See?
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I'm lying here.
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Nothing's itching.
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Nothing's biting. It's... It's actually
all right.
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A faint smell of rain mixed with funk,
but it's... I'm quite comfortable.
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I'm staying up here.
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Okay.
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I need to get some sleep.
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Unless, of course, you want to go to
third up on that dress.
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William, would you get your mind out of
the gutter? How can I? We're staying in
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the gutter.
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Yeah, and whose fault is that?
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I suppose it's mine.
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Damn, Skippy, it's yours. This whole
stupid trip was your idea.
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Well, look, I'll be your mattress and
you can lay on me.
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See?
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Just like this.
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Come on.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I guess I can try it.
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I'm not touching that thing.
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Ready? Yeah.
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This is very gallant of you, William.
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I called you a hub.
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It's all right.
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We all say things we don't mean or
understand.
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Just try and relax.
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This isn't so bad.
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I told you.
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Hey, what do you think about going to
third?
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William, you've got to be kidding.
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I am. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Just lying here would probably get an
STD.
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I feel like you're kidding.
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Joan,
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00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,400
I don't know what you're feeling, but
I'm not doing anything.
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Oh, my God! It's a rat!
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It's a rat!
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It's a rat!
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What's in his mouth?
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It's always pepper news.
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William, that's not funny.
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Yes, it is.
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Joan, I can honestly say this is the
worst trip I've ever taken.
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Come on.
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You know, there's nobody I'd rather be
going through this with than you.
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Oh.
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William, at least we get to spend
Christmas together.
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Yeah.
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Right across the street from the Klan
family Christmas.
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Hey, guys.
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Okay, I got all of our panties except
the ones the neighbor's son is wearing.
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Don't ask, don't tell.
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It's mine. It's mine, guys.
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William a rat.
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But she got her pepper news eating, so I
guess they're having a good time.
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