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Kelly, starting a business is a huge
undertaking.
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This restaurant thing is wearing me out.
Yeah, well, try being pregnant.
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This baby's wearing me out. Yeah, well,
try being friends with you two
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complaining half as y 'all are wearing
me out.
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What the hell? Lynn, what are you doing?
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I found my latest passion. I'm a
paparazzi.
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Uh, Lynn, excuse me. Isn't that my
camera?
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Yeah.
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You could have asked to borrow it.
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Could have.
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Oh, it's good to ask to borrow your
watch.
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Got to go. Never mind.
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I have time. Cheap piece of crap.
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Quick, move to the left.
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My left.
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Well, maybe you can keep pictures with
him. He's not a celebrity.
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Sure it is. It's the little boy from Al.
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Al? I thought that show had to go on for
like, what, 20 years? Yeah, I mean, the
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pump is working again, but nobody wants
a picture of that grown -ass boy.
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Actually, it would be perfect for this
new magazine I heard about called People
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Who Used To Be People.
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Order for me.
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I spoke to Intervision Press, and they
loved your rewriting. Oh, my God!
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They put Oh, Hell Yes on the fast track.
Oh, my God!
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Maya, that's not all.
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I don't get my client the ice cream
without getting some jimmies.
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Jimmies? Boy, I don't know you like
that.
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No, jimmies. The chocolate sprinkles on
top of the ice cream. It means I got you
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more. It's a simile. Oh, no, you mean a
metaphor.
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Exactly. You see, Maya, that's why this
relationship works. You and I, we speak
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the same language, metaphors, similes.
Money.
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Exactly. I don't have to butter you up.
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Intervision Press loves you. So I told
them, well, we need a gesture on their
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part to demonstrate the depth of their
love. Uh -huh. Show me to Jimmy. Show me
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to Jimmy. Yeah. And Maya, they did. They
prepared to offer you a three -book
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deal. Shut up!
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closet full of those wraparound skirts
for fat -ass girls?
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Remind me when I'm not so busy starting
a business to kick your ass.
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No! Seriously, I can't even fit into my
black Prada capris and they're 2 %
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spandex. Tony, you're pregnant.
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What'd you think? You were gonna be able
to carry your baby in a tote bag?
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Is that an option?
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Tony. What?
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It'll be Gucci. You know I love my baby.
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Tony, get a grip. You went from a
side... one to a one and a half. The
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that can tell you're pregnant is you.
Exactly.
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Exactly. Everybody else thinks I'm fat.
Nobody thinks you're fat.
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Yes, they do. I see the way they're
looking at me.
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Same way you're looking at me.
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I'm looking at you like you're crazy.
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Crazy fat.
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Joan, you're not getting it. You know
the women in my family, after one baby,
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they're on fat disability.
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I don't have time for this, okay? Get
out of my face.
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girl panty.
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Where'd you get yours from?
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Yes, a three -boat deal.
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I don't know, Mommy. Mm -hmm. I'm
thinking Santa Clarita or Calabasas. You
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girl, I've always fantasized about
living in one of those fancy gated
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communities. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. No, I'm serious.
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Satellite TV. Anyway, yeah, you know, I
might give me some TiVo, but I don't
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want...
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to call you back. William is tripping
again.
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I don't know something about work, but
I'll call you right back. You know how
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is. No, it won't be long.
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Better be good.
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Did you prove this?
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I always do.
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Then read it to me.
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Ash... Flaubert... Gervet...
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Blagohort.
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fingers might have slipped off the home
row. You know, I mean, I was doing my
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nails. You need to retype that A -S -A
-P.
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Or, in your parlance, would be F -D -S
-O.
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Well, William, that's gonna have to wait
until tomorrow, okay? Because I'm off
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the clock.
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Well, then you're gonna have to do it
for free.
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Get typing.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, William.
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I told you that I have three books to
outline.
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Intervision Press has given me a three
-book deal.
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Great! Whoopee! I couldn't be happier.
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But when you're here, you work for me.
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Maya, we've been over this a thousand
times. Good God, woman, I even put you
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probation.
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Yeah, I bet you wish you hadn't already
played that card.
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You ain't got nowhere to go.
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How about we go here?
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You're fired.
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Boy, you funny.
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I'm serious, Maya.
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You're fired.
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You and I both know that you are more
than just a little bit scared of me.
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Okay? So what we're going to do is we're
going to pretend that this whole thing
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never happened. And I'm going to get to
this when I get to it.
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I just want to point out to you that I
am calling security not because I'm
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afraid of you, but because it's standard
procedure in these situations.
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You're firing me. Hold that thought.
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I have a code for situation.
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On the 28th floor.
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You're firing me? Please hurry.
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You know what, William?
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You don't have to fire me.
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Because my heart hasn't been into this
job.
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And lately, my head hasn't been in it.
And you know what? My ass ain't in it.
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Because I quit.
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So you don't want to collect
unemployment?
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I am so fired, boo.
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You've been pregnant, and your body
never completely bounced back from
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your host of fat.
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So, tell me what you did so I could do
the opposite.
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Tony, remind me when I'm not so focused
on my riding career to kick your ass.
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Uh, don't let this baby belly fool you.
I'll wear you out.
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Oh, my God. Oh, no, you can see it, too.
My hips are spread.
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I gotta call my agent.
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Why? What's he gonna do for my hair?
Would you shut up?
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Hi, yes, this is Maya Wilkes. I need to
speak to Tim Carnowich, please.
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Lynn! What? Hey, Maya, what's up?
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So what are you doing there?
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Uh, I work here.
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Since when?
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Since I met Tim at your party.
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We dated for a while, and we broke up.
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We parted first.
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Now I think we're in a really good
place.
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Well, at least I am. I don't know about
him.
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Anyway, he needed a temp, and I was
free.
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Turns out this place is a goldmine for
my paparazzi business, girl.
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The other day, I got a picture of Scott
Baio in the junk.
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Let's just say I had to use my wide
angle.
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Okay, I don't give a damn about any of
that, okay? Would you just put Tim on
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phone?
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I'm sorry, he's out to lunch. Can I take
a message?
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Let me ask him lunch. It's 10 .30 in the
morning.
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I'm sorry, did I say lunch? He's in a
meeting.
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He quit playing and put me through.
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I'm sorry. He's gone for the day. We'll
be in touch.
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Lynn! Lynn!
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Lynn.
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Oh, yes. May I help you?
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I need to speak to him.
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And you are?
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About to go off.
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Oh, my God. You must be the infamous
Maya Wilk.
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Pleasure to meet you in person. We've
only spoken over the phone.
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Lynn? Could you please get me Tim,
please? I told you.
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He's gone for the day.
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That's why this relationship works,
because you and I, we speak the same
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language. Now, go on home, knock out
those rewrites, and I'll work on getting
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you some jimmies.
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It's a metaphor.
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Look, it's Tim's twin brother, Tom.
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Hey, Maya.
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Stop playing me. Yeah, Lynn, stop
playing her.
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I don't want Maya to think that we're
giving her the runaround here. Come on.
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What about to give Maya the runaround
memo?
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Not this, Maya.
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Maya, I was just about to Clay to tell
you to talk to Lynn and schedule
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something. But since you're here, let's
cut out the middleman. Talk to Lynn.
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Schedule something. I'm in a meeting.
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Wait. Clay.
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Okay, Maya.
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Let's see. I'm looking at February.
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How are you, Morton?
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Could you please stop it?
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Please.
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Could you please stop being an assistant
for one minute and be my friend?
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Okay, girl, I need to know what's going
on. Please.
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Wait, am I still going to get my three
-book deal?
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Okay, look, Maya, I am just the temp
here, okay? Nobody tells me anything. I
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don't have all the information, but...
No, girl, you ain't going to get it.
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Okay.
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Okay, well, what about my second check
from Oh Hell Yes?
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When can I start expecting that?
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Well, you can start expecting it right
now.
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Oh, thank God.
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But it ain't going to come.
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that I was negligent in my duties as
your assistant, and that my attitude and
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vocabulary were both very inappropriate
and totally uncalled for, and I cannot
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blame you for firing me.
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But now, on this day, I have come in
here with a brand -new attitude, a
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work ethic, and my rent a very real
issue.
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I was hoping that we could wipe the
slate clean.
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You know, start fresh.
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Begin anew.
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Try to get that feeling again.
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Maya, I know it took a lot for you to
come in here today. Yes, it did.
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Especially with you being on the
security watch list.
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And I accept your apology.
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Thank you.
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William, I'll just go right downstairs
and get my things. They're in the car
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I can start right away. I'd love to help
you out.
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I really would, but I've already hired
your replacement.
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Okay. Well, then just let her go.
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Well, that's not going to happen for two
reasons.
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One, she's a he.
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Two, he's flawless.
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I love him. He changed my life. I didn't
know it could be like this.
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Come on, William. Okay, no one can be
that great.
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The hell?
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Avery, could we... Yes, Mr. Dent.
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Avery, I'd like you to meet Maya. Hello,
Maya. It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Uh -huh, whatever.
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Avery, how's that memo? Memo to the
managing partners.
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Awaiting your signature, then ready to
go out.
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Excellent, excellent.
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And, uh, have you... Updated the
prospective clients list. You'll find a
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your Lotus Notes, and I cc'd all the
senior partners as you requested.
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Well done.
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Um, how about my own... Your afternoon
donut?
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Still warm.
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Avery, you are... The best.
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Please, I'm just doing my job.
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Okay, new task.
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I need this typed, proofed, collated,
stapled, and distributed by three o
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'clock. Can you do it? Oh, hell yes.
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Oh, hell no.
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Oh, no, it's a book. Oh, hell yes.
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I found a copy of it in one of my
drawers.
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It's amazing.
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It seems like it was written for black
women, and yet I totally relate it.
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I feel like I can conquer the world.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a brief
to prepare and distribute all up and
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through.
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You know how I do.
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Isn't he just the bee's maid?
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So, that's why I was in such shock when
I saw my body in the mirror.
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It's no longer the...
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Sculpted masterpiece at once, wasn't it?
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Oh, I hear you, girl.
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You do?
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Mm -hmm. Oh, thank God one of my
girlfriends finally understands.
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Unlike those few other self -centered
hags who call themselves my friends.
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Connie, what is it you're afraid of?
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Stretch mark?
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Wide hips? Sagging breasts?
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You know what?
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I guess I'm afraid that I won't be
fabulous.
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After the baby's born.
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And if I don't have my fabulous, then
what do I have left?
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You know what?
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I know this beautiful spiritual chant
that will put your mind at ease about
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the changes that are going on inside
your body. Great, great. What is it?
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um, you just repeat.
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Dustin?
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Dustin? Dustin?
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Dustin?
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Okay, Tony, that was not the chant. I'm
working.
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Dustin!
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start a new business?
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Why do I smell bacon?
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No, girl, do an extra.
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I'm sorry. You sound like you need a
hug. What about me? I need a hug.
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You need to drain yourself in a Folgers
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can.
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You know what? Get her a little greasy
ass.
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What am I going to do?
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Why don't you just hire her?
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You need help with your stupid business.
She needs a stupid job.
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It's actually a really good idea.
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Of course it is.
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the kind I have.
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I do need help.
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I mean, what do you... Maya, are you
interested?
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I don't know. Well, I can only hire you
part -time and there wouldn't be any
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benefits, but at least we'd be back
together.
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Well, it's either that or slit my wrist.
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So, Maya, what do you think?
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The Brazilian red or the Venetian ruby?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Girl, I'm kind of liking the
Brazilian... You're right. Oh, God,
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is perfect.
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Can you write that down so I don't
forget?
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Okay.
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You know, Joan, I've had some ideas
about the upholstery for the booth, and
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was thinking... Oh, you know what?
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Maya, I totally forgot that I have a
meeting tomorrow. I am out of mascara.
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Can you get me some of this?
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It's the Maybelline New York XXL Volume
Plus Length. This is what it looks like.
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And you're telling me this because...
Because I want you to buy me some. Here.
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And don't forget to drop off my dry
cleaning.
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Remember, no crease in the slacks, no
plastic on the shirts, and no wire
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hangers. Ever. Ha!
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Shouldn't you be writing this down?
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to see how my investment is shaping up.
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Your investment is shaping up just fine.
Now move on.
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Your Jedi mind tricks have no effect on
me.
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Still haven't found a job yet, Ma?
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Oh, no, of course I found a job. I'm
working for John.
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Crawford.
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And she is a godsend. I don't know where
I'd be without her.
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As an investor in this business, I feel
I have the right to ask you how you can
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afford an assistant.
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I can afford... afford an assistant with
your investment.
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All right, hold it there.
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So you're telling me that once again I'm
paying Maya not to do work for me?
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That's right.
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I'll teach you to fire me, won't I?
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Watch it, Sassy.
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I happen to have a little good news for
you. Oh, what? Did Super Assistant die?
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Well, if he did, he'd still be twice the
assistant you were.
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I called your publisher, threw around
some of my legal know -how.
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And I got the rights to your book back.
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I also got you your second check. For
real, William?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Give me your book.
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Oh, thank you. Oh, my God.
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William, that is so great.
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And it's perfect timing, too, because,
Maya, I need you to go by the bank for
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me.
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honest with you, okay?
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My heart hasn't really been into this
job.
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And my head hasn't been into it either.
And I'm an assing in it because I quit.
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So why don't you go and take your little
XXL and as for your dry cleaning, you
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know what you can do with your dry
hangers, okay? Because I'm free.
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And by the by, pick a new color.
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We're opening a restaurant, not a
whorehouse.
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I'm waiting to hear back from NASA, but
I'll put you in second position.
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