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Previously on Girlfriend... Look, I'm
not trying to find the magic key that
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unlocks the door to my soul.
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I just want to know where I'm from.
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Sandy, just tell her.
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What? Tell me what?
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We paid your father to go away.
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Tony.
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You and Todd in trouble?
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The only trouble we are having is
deciding where to go to dinner tonight,
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Bye, boo.
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They want to offer you a big book deal.
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They want to fly you to New York first
class. Put you up in the Royale.
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I made it. I made it.
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I'm in Manhattan.
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They'd be a fool to let you go.
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I'd be a fool to let you go.
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Everyone, this is Maya Wilk. Hi. Maya,
this is Albert from the art department.
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Julie from marketing.
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Naisa, publicity.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hi. I just want to say thank you.
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Really, this is like a dream come true
for me. I mean, I don't even know what
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say. I don't even have the words, which
is funny since I'm a writer.
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Great. Let's dig in.
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Maya. Loved the book. Very real, very
funny, very winning. An obvious niche in
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the urban market.
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Thank you, because that's what I was
going for.
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But we want to go in a different
direction, which brings us to the title.
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Oh, hell yes. It's a little too around
the way.
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Oh, okay. I'm sorry. What does that
mean?
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Uh, ghetto.
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Okay, well, I like...
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The title. You know, it expresses the
message of the book. It's where I'm
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It's who I am. You know, people are
buying it out, so use Bibles at the
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swap meet.
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Self -publishing is all well and good.
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I applaud your pluck, but I think I know
how to sell books.
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Okay, but I think I know... Maya, Julie
knows what she's doing. You're very
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lucky to have her.
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So, onward and upward report, Albert.
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Well, here's the mock -up of the cover
we've been working on.
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Voila. When I read the book, I thought
of flowers.
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Women love flowers.
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Women buy flowers.
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Research shows, put a flower on a book,
women will buy it.
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But, Maya, Albert knows what he's doing.
You're lucky to have him.
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Now, Issa, quick overview.
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Publicity is all about positioning and
angle, so we thought that your angle
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could be the struggling single mother.
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Harry Potter wouldn't be Harry Potter
unless they milked the fact that J .K.
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Rowling was a welfare mother.
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Excuse me? I'm not saying that you're a
welfare mother, but could we?
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Oh, honey, this is kind of crazy. Maya.
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I know, I'm lucky to have her.
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You know what?
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Maya, we're jumping ahead.
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We've got to get the book ready first.
Let Susan give you her notes on the book
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so you can start your rewrite.
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You didn't say anything about a rewrite.
I know.
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But you're lucky to have me.
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All right, what was so important you had
to interrupt my daily slog through
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Barney?
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Tony, I know.
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What do you know?
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That I bought a sweater for my husband
who adores me.
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Todd called me from New York.
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I know you're separated.
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Okay, you did not fall for that.
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Girl, ain't nobody separated.
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You know Todd and his crazy Jewish sense
of humor always stressing the irony.
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Tony, that doesn't even make any sense.
Hey, I didn't say he was any good at it.
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Okay, Todd said you were in denial, and
obviously he was right.
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Sweetie, it's me.
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Talk to me.
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Todd left me.
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Hold that thought.
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I'm not here, and you're not here.
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But he can see me.
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Okay, I'm not here.
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No, wait.
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Tell him I'm in a coma. That's crazy.
No, wait a minute.
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Okay, tell him I'm dead.
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Okay, but he can also see me talking to
someone.
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Right. What's wrong with the coma? Oh,
for the love of God.
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Come on in, William. Sit on the floor.
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Joan, we've got to talk.
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now. I'm not ready.
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Is what I said so crazy?
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I just need some more time.
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I'll call you when I'm ready.
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Okay? You'll call?
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When I'm ready.
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Just want to get back from Egypt. Thank
you.
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We gotta go get packed.
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Are you going to Egypt?
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Of course not.
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William's going to Egypt.
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And while he's there, looking for me
all... up and through the pyramids of
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I'm going to be with you in New York
helping you get your husband back.
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Hey, you're pretty crappy for a bitch in
a coma.
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Okay, so I'm going to check the front
desk for messages.
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Sweetie, you just checked your messages
from the room.
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Girl, that was 25 floors and a very long
hallway ago. See, that's why your ass
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is still single.
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Okay, I'm going outside to hail a cab
and your ass better be out there. Oh,
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it'll be out there. I'm hungry.
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Okay. God.
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William. Oh, my God.
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Joan. William, I told you I would call
you when I was ready. I can't believe
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followed me all the way to New York, and
you know damn well I'm in Egypt.
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Woman, please.
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Nobody followed you to New York. Maya
called me about her book deal. She
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a lawyer, so I flew here.
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Tony needed a friend, so I flew here.
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Look, maybe it's fate that we're both
here.
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Now we can talk.
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We can take a carriage ride in the park.
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I can propose to you. All right.
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I'm joking.
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I'm joking.
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I didn't want it to be this heavy.
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But face it, if you didn't feel anything
for me, you wouldn't be running from
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me. That's ridiculous.
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Gotta run.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Dr. Todd. Oh, never
mind. I see him.
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Tony, calm down. You're going to get me
fired.
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Now the adulterer's worried about
getting fired. I am not having an
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Tony, honestly, we're just working
together. You better be glad you worked
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makeover show because you're about to
get cut.
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Excuse me.
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I am working, which is why we cannot
talk right now. But we will talk later,
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please just go. No, we're going to talk
about it now, little man. No, we are
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not.
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Joan, can you just please take your
friend?
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Tony, sweetie, let's go. Are you trying
to leave me?
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I don't care what you did. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care if you
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cheated. Just come back, please. I know
that we can... It's okay, sweetie.
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Come on, let's go. Okay.
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But I love you.
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I know, sweetie.
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Everyone here knows.
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Oh, hell no.
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What's wrong with the title of Chapter
9?
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I don't think people will understand...
Grease ain't just for your head.
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Not until they read it, they won't.
We're trying to appeal to the broadest
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possible audience. No, you're trying to
take the black out of it. That's absurd.
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We value our urban readers. Okay, you
know what, Susan, please, honestly,
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really got to stop throwing the word
urban at me, okay? It doesn't even make
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sense. Hell, a lot of black folk, a
country.
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Look, if white women, Asian women,
Latina women want to read it, fine.
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But I wrote it for the sisters. And if
you take that away from them... I don't
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need you. You came to me, remember?
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I was doing fine by my damn self. On the
street? It was a boulevard, get it
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right.
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Okay, you know what? I can see we need a
break.
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Let's go out, grab a bite, and cool down
before the big meeting this afternoon.
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Okay, fine.
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So, lunch?
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Yeah.
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Soho? I said yeah, bitch.
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Okay, you know what? I'm just trying to
do my job.
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I'm trying to meet your needs and the
needs of this damn company.
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I love your book.
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And I don't know why you feel the need
to come in and attack me. What did I do
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to you?
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You called me a bitch. You called me a
hoe.
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Okay, Soho is a neighborhood.
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Oh, my bad.
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So you really love my book?
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Yes. I am the one who convinced them to
buy it. If it were up to me, I wouldn't
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change a thing.
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Then don't. There's a system here. My
hands are tied.
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You read Oh, Hell Yes.
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You loved it, right? Of course. I... No,
no. Oh, hell yes.
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Oh, hell yes. Yes, yes. Did you believe
in it?
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Oh, hell yes. Are you the editor around
here?
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Oh, hell yes. Do you believe it's worth
taking a risk for a vision you believe
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in? Oh, hell yes. Susan, are you going
to march right down there and fight for
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the integrity of this book?
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Maybe. Susan?
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$300?
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For a knockoff Louis Vuitton?
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Come on now.
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Look, look. Real leather. I see the
leather, but it's supposed to say LV,
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VV. What is this?
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It's Louis Vuitton's brother, Victor.
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Okay, $250. Look, I have rent to pay.
Okay, what about $200?
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Lady, you'll pay $25.
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Okay. Okay, sold.
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William, I asked you to please stop
following me. I'm not following you.
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All right, let's follow him.
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Don't you tell me how you feel. I can
handle it.
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All right, fine.
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If you want to talk, let's talk. But go
over there. Go over there.
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Liam.
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I have really deep feelings for you.
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I love you. I know, I know. As a
brother.
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But I thought maybe after the kiss you
might feel a little different, you know.
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But obviously you don't.
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And that's fine.
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See, that's why I didn't want to talk to
you, because I was afraid I'd hurt your
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feelings. No, no, look, I'm not hurt.
I'm not hurt.
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Things are never going to be the same
between us.
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Sure are.
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Look, I'm going to start dating some hot
woman.
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If you're going to start dating some
guy, you have to realize what a handful
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are.
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I'll get tired of my woman. Not unlike
your man will get tired of you.
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We'll bump into each other at the annual
Juneteenth picnic.
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As we're waiting for the Emancipation
Burgers and Freedom Chips, we're going
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fall back into that easy rapport, and
everything's going to be the way it was.
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See you back in Los Angeles.
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Oh, hell yes. Oh, hell yes. Woo -hoo!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. And one more toast
to my editor, Susan.
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My girl told him it was my -ass way or
the high -ass way. See how we off this,
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too? We're playing easy.
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Clearly. Oh,
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Joan.
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Would you look at this?
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Look at this. Look at this.
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$25 ,000.
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A mini suite at the Royale and a fully
stocked mini bar.
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Girl, hand me a $20 Kit Kat.
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Wow. Well, now that my life is perfect,
let's fix shows.
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So what's up?
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With you and William.
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We're just going to be friends.
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Oh. William and I are friends.
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And why would I want to complicate that
with a relationship?
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If I learned anything today, it's to
stay single. You should have seen Tony.
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God, she was groveling. She was
screaming and crying and...
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She went all Howard Dean in front of a
room full of strangers.
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Hello?
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I'm under a blanket, not a cone of
silence.
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Yeah, well, I had to get you out of
there somehow.
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I was afraid you were going to suffocate
under there, Tony.
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Have you not read my soon -to -be best
-selling book, Chapter 10?
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When your man cheats, move your feet.
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You know what, Maya?
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Everybody doesn't get a divorce just
because their husband's having sex with
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another woman.
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Oh, hell, that cheat on me, too.
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I'm a mess.
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I deserved it.
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Honey, nobody deserves to be cheated on.
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Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan, could you get
that? It's probably room service with my
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celebratory cheese tray.
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Uh, yeah, uh -huh, yeah.
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I can get that. Thank you.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hi, then. What are you doing here?
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Hey, guys.
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Damn, girl.
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You're like a mooch hound. I ain't had
this chick a good hour and here you
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William?
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Monica.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm in town on business. What are you
doing here?
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Playing and shopping on my way back from
Europe.
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You look good.
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So do you.
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Miles. That's his name.
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For a second, I thought it was Metal
Lark Lemon.
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But it's Kenneth Miles.
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You know, the thing that I can't get
past is that they paid him off.
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Oh, honey.
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How much?
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Honey. What?
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If they paid him a million, she'd feel a
lot better about herself.
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I'm trying to help with this. Are y 'all
rubbing it back? What's that gonna do?
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You know what?
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Enough about this.
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Give me some bubbly. I want to celebrate
Maya's book.
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Woo -hoo!
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Remember, Lynn, what I said in my book?
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Just because your papa's a rolling stone
doesn't mean you're alone.
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What? How does that pertain to whether
or not she should go and meet him?
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I don't know.
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I'm a little buzzed.
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Lynn, sweetie, you've come this far.
Just go see him.
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It's what's in your heart anyway.
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And Joan, it's okay for you to love
William if that's what's in your heart.
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What? I'm just saying, life is too
short.
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It's time we all get on with it.
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That girl done put on 25 pounds.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Hello?
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Hi. Hi,
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can I help you?
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Yes. Are you a Mr.
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Kenneth Miles?
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Yes. May I help you?
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I'm Joan Clayton from the United States
Census Bureau, and we are doing a follow
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-up on the 2000 census.
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Four years later?
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Hey, that's your tax dollars not working
for you.
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I'm kind of busy. Just have a couple of
follow -up questions.
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Hey, hon, turn off my gravy.
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How many children do you have?
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Two boys.
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My wife filled out the form, and I'm
pretty sure she put that down there.
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Yes, she did.
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And we are just verifying that.
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So, are we all done?
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Just one more question. We just needed
to know if you have any other children
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living outside of the household.
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No.
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Well, I guess I'm done here.
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Thank you.
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There is one more.
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I don't know where she is.
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Okay, you and Natalie had an affair.
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It's over.
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Tony, it's over. Damn straight, and you
need to get her fired.
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I may let you get away with cheating,
but that has got to go down. Tony, you
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I are over.
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What kind of marriage do we have where
it's okay that I have an affair, which I
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didn't have, by the way?
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The fact that you say it's okay, it's
not okay.
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The man that you married wouldn't cheat
on you. And the fact that you think I
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would says I married the wrong woman.
Damn it, Todd. I'm just trying to make
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this work. That's my point. It's not
working. You know what?
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I'll be damned if you divorce me just
when I'm getting the hang of this
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thing. Why are you fighting this?
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Why does our marriage suddenly matter to
you? Why are you trying to hold on to
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me when you never really loved me at
all?
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Damn it, Todd.
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I'm pregnant.
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Hi. I need to check out my world.
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Ma 'am, I need you to sign this bill.
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No, no, no, no. I don't need to sign
anything. My publisher, Intervision
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has got this covered, boo.
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No, ma 'am.
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They cover the room. You're responsible
for the incidentals.
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$600.
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$300 for champagne.
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That's a $100 cheese tray.
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Oh, hell no. See, I know this is wrong
because ain't nobody had and ain't
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paying for a $20 Kit Kat.
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