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Dear Pepito, it's your American sponsor
William here.
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How's it hanging in Guatemala?
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Has the rebel army vacated your school
yet?
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Anywho, like the rivers in Guatemala,
the waters here are murky as well.
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I'm still in a quandary regarding Joan.
Do I tell her how I feel and risk losing
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a good friend? Or do I sit back and risk
losing a potential soulmate?
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Hey, Joan. Hi.
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What are you writing?
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Oh, just a little how -do -you -do note
to Pepito.
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He's a child I'm sponsoring in
Guatemala.
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William, that is so inspiring.
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More people should be like you. You are
a very generous and benevolent man.
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Why are you staring at me?
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Oh, my God.
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Do I have a bug?
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No.
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Well, a little one. Oh, my God.
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Actually, it's a big one.
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I'm surprised you can breathe.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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Ah, Pepito.
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She's even cute with a bug.
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Honey, blow which project and got
nothing on this.
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Come on, Maya.
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Sorry, wrong number. Was not scary.
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And that woman lying in the bed wasn't a
helpless invalid.
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She was just lazy.
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You guys can make fun, okay? But if you
were a helpless invalid and some fool
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tried to break in through your kitchen
window, you wouldn't be thinking it was
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so funny.
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Oh, shoot, that reminds me.
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Miss Snyder in Unit 3 is a helpless
invalid.
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She called me this morning saying
something about hearing somebody in her
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apartment. I should probably go check
that out.
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See you guys. Yep.
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Woo! Hey, Maya.
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What are we doing?
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What? Movie night. I host, you clown.
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No, you know exactly what I mean.
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I'm over here all the time, having
dinner, movie night, putting bookshelves
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in Japari's bedroom.
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What are we doing?
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We're hanging out, having a good time.
Why are you tripping?
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Here.
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Maya, I like you.
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Okay, I'm trying to hook up.
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God, I hate being this bold, but a
sister can't take her hands.
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So... What's up?
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Jalen. Yeah.
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Okay, I like hanging out with you. I do,
but I can't be in a relationship right
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now. I mean, I got school going on. I
got the book.
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You know, Jabari's just getting used to
the divorce. I mean, I have no more room
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on my plate for anything else. So does
that mean right now or ever? I don't
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know, okay?
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Sweetie, all I can think about right now
is right now.
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Okay.
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I get it.
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See you.
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No, wait, hold on, hold on.
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Um, I still have room in my life for you
to paint Jabari's room real quick.
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No booty, no painting.
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I'm sleeping here.
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Why didn't you tell me you were going to
bed?
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I didn't know I needed your permission.
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Ooh, somebody sounds a little grumpy.
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Good thing I scheduled sex for Wednesday
night.
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You know how absurd you sound,
scheduling sex?
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So? In the end, you're still going to
get it. Well, not in the end, but you
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what I mean.
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Well, it doesn't matter. Wednesday's no
good.
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I might be flying to New York. I have a
job interview.
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What? Yeah, I'm not crazy about it being
in New York, but it might get us out of
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debt. Hey, if it gets us out of debt,
then I say go for it.
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That's it?
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I tell you I'm going to New York and you
just say go for it? Well, that and get
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me something nice from Bergdorf's.
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Typical. Not even for a second. Can you
think about anyone other than Tony?
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You said it's a job that's going to get
us out of debt. And that's all you care
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about, isn't it? No, I also care about
peace in the Middle East, but I can't
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wear that.
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Okay, I was going to squeeze you in on
Tuesday, but you can forget it now.
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Dear Pepito, as I sit here eating my
apple turnover, I can't help thinking
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not as good as Joan.
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Hers is a light, flaky crust filled with
sweet, juicy apples that just melt in
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your mouth. Oh, mamacita.
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Hey, William.
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I need your help.
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What makes a man happy?
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Oh, Tony.
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Is this your sly way of finding out what
I'd like as a gift for my promotion to
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senior partner?
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William, who am I? Tony Charles Garrett.
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And who do you think this conversation's
going to be about?
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Tony Charles Garrett.
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Here's the deal.
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Todd is still in his funk. And I don't
want to hear any more of your boo -boo
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the fool advice. I tried that. And all
that got me was him hanging out with
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bleach blonde bitch he works with.
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Look, why do you keep coming to boo -boo
if you don't like boo -boo's advice?
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Because I need a man's opinion and
Joan's busy.
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Look, Todd said he had an interview in
New York. I told him to go for it.
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Now he's accusing me of not caring about
our marriage. New York, huh? Uh -huh.
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What's the job?
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I don't know.
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Well, didn't you ask him? No.
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Did you at least ask him how long the
job might last?
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Uh -uh.
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So, Tony, you didn't ask him anything
about a job that could potentially
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both of your lives, and you wondered why
he's mad at you? Hey, you were the one
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who told me not to burden him with too
much talk. Not wanting to talk about
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feelings. This is about him.
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When a man needs support, we don't go
running to our friends like women do.
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There's just one person we want to turn
to.
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The wife, the lover.
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Baker of Apple Turnovers.
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Tony, you've got to be there for time.
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You've got to show him that you care.
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Ask him how his day went. I do that.
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Do you listen for the answer?
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Hold on.
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This is good. Let me write this down.
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Step one.
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Ask him how his day went.
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Step two.
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Listen to the answer.
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This is good, William. I would have
never thought of this.
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Well, hold on to your hat, because here
comes the big one. Ask him a follow -up
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question. Okay, now my head's spinning.
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I just made a sandwich. It's gonna taste
real good. Really, really good. Did
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I mention good?
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Hey, Joan.
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You're out of laundry detergent, fabric
softener, and hot water. Ooh, delicious.
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And half a sandwich.
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Guess what?
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You're leaving now.
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No. I like someone.
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And you're going to see him now.
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June. Okay.
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What's his name?
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Jalen.
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Maya's Jalen?
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He's not Maya's Jalen. What?
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Okay, fine. Maybe he's Maya's Jalen. But
I'm trying to make him my Jalen.
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You think Maya would mind?
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Hey, girl.
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I am not getting in the middle of it.
You ask her yourself.
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Oh, Joan, thank you so much for letting
me borrow the laptop.
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Sorry for losing the mouse. What?
Scratching screen.
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Scratching hard drive. Oh, thanks.
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And for taking the other half of my
sandwich.
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Hey, Maya, good sandwich, huh?
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Funny how we like the same things.
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Anyway, I like Jalen.
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Do you mind if I ask him out? I don't
care. I'm not his mama.
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Go for it.
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Are you...
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Sure, Maya. I mean, you know, a good man
is really hard to find.
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What happened to you not getting in the
middle of it?
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Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
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I'm just a little delirious from hunger.
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Well, don't just sit there looking all
stupid. Make yourself a sandwich.
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Well, I'm off to go random me up a man.
Wish me luck.
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Good luck, girl.
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She gonna need it.
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Why?
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Girl, please. Everybody knows Jalen is
all over me like Tony on a stack of
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money.
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Why, then why didn't you just tell her
that? Because, Joan, if I say something,
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it sounds like I'm blocking. If he tells
her, he sounds like your typical
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trifling, shallow L .A. man.
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And we all used to dance.
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True that.
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Add me a couple of those.
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Oh, hell.
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God, Maya, are you okay? I'm fine. I
just thought I saw a dime on the ground.
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Oh, Maya, your leg is bleeding.
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Please. Small price to pay for tins.
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So, uh, you guys up for movie night?
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Oh, actually, Dylan and I have a date
tonight.
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's good.
That's great.
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I'm gonna go get Kito, okay? All right.
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I'll see you later.
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Yeah, no doubt.
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Who?
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You just think you're pretty, so...
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Don't you need to play a player?
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I'm sorry, what? What? I'm talking about
how just yesterday you were all asking
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me about our future, and today you're
all over Lynn. What's up?
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Hold on. I'm not playing anybody.
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I told you that I liked you, and you
didn't want me, remember?
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You had, what, too much on your plate.
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I understand that.
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But a brother can't stay on pause.
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I had to move on, and I did with Lynn.
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And I guess I'll move on, too.
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Hey, Lynn.
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The vegan cornbread is bacon.
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You don't have to lie.
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I'm going to sleep with you anyway.
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Thank God.
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Hey, guys.
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Did you, uh... Did you feel the
earthquake?
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Earthquake? No.
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Must have been a five or a five -two.
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Might be a pre -shock to something
bigger, you know. So we better get
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and you better put something on.
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I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
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Good night, Maya.
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All I'm saying is you just stay out of
the bedroom.
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Okay? That is the number one place
people die.
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Okay?
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Quick, you should turn on the news.
There's been a car chase, and they're
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for our block.
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And? And if we time it right, Lynn, we
could be on TV, girl!
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And if you don't do something about it,
I will be forced to rectify the
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situation by putting my new red shirt in
with all those tighty -whities.
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Maybe we should just do this some other
time, okay? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's okay.
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Besides, I'm pretty sure that those
tighty -whities are mine.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah, they're in the bushes.
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I'm interested. I have some follow -up
questions.
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How's the weather?
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Tony, what are you doing? I'm asking you
a question, listening to the answer,
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and giving you a follow -up.
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You sound like a nut.
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So just tell me. How was the weather?
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Partly cloudy. Oh, that's too bad.
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You see how I care?
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Tony, I took the job.
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Without talking to me?
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You said go for it, so I did.
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Yeah, but you haven't even told me what
the job is.
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I'm the lead plastic surgeon on a
reality makeover show, so if you excuse
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have a lot of packing to do.
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Packing?
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Are we going now?
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I mean, for how long? Are they providing
housing? Are we flying first class?
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Tony, you're not going.
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Well, yeah, not right away. I have to
rent this place and hire an associate to
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run the office and... Oh, break the news
to Joan. I don't know how she's going
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to take this.
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Once again, Tony, you're not listening
to me. I said you're not going.
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At all.
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In my defense, you didn't say at all.
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Now my follow -up question.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Tony, I love you.
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But we haven't been on the same page for
a long, long time.
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I know.
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Which is why I've been working so hard
to get us back on the same page. I'm the
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one in therapy.
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That's my point. It's not this hard.
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You need a therapist to teach you how to
love your husband?
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Todd, please.
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Don't give up on us yet. We're making
progress.
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Just give us some more time.
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How about this?
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You stay here and work on trying to love
me, and I'll go to New York and work on
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trying to stay in love with you.
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Dear Guillermo, I find your current
dilemma quite remarkable.
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I am but a young boy and have yet to
find a love of my own. But I am reminded
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the words my grandfather used to tell me
about the wild boar that would roam our
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forest. If you do not kill it, you do
not eat.
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Take a risk and open your heart to John.
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It could not be any worse than being
mangled by a wild boar like my brother
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Pepito.
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You always know just what to say.
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Hey, Joan. Hey. What's going on?
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I'm ordering a sandwich, and you, my
friend, are not getting any of it.
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That's fine.
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Hey, uh...
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I was wondering if I could talk to you,
though.
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Yeah. I know I've been acting kind of
strange lately, but there's something
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been wanting to tell you for a real long
time.
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What's that?
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Joan.
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The pumpernickel's stale. You might want
to try it on wheat.
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and see this.
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Okay, you know what, Maya? Why won't you
let me and Jalen be alone?
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Lynn, I'm trying to keep you from
getting wind -tossed to West Covina.
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Maya.
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Okay, come here.
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Look, all right, the truth is, I like
Jalen, too.
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What? Maya, huh? Well, it's too late
now, because I like him. Look, you know
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what? I can't stop thinking about him.
Well, then writing your... a diary,
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because you're the only one who cares.
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Excuse me, if he knew I liked him, he'd
choose me.
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I'll choose you. Okay, not to toot my
own horn, but I know how to toot my own
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horn.
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Well, then you better get used to it,
because yours is the only horn you'll be
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tooting around here. Okay, you know
what, Maya? Me and Jason are perfect for
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each other. Toot, toot, toot, toot.
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Maya, would you toot?
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Hey, hey, hey, girls, girls, girls.
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What's going on out here?
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Guess what, Jalen?
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I like you.
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Now you don't have to play the desperate
card with Lynn.
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Ain't this a blip?
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The moment I get with your friend, you
want me?
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Playing games, Maya.
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And the game's over, Maya. Bye -bye.
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Look, I'm not playing a game, okay? This
is for real.
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Now, are you going to get with this?
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Or are you going to get with that?
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Because you can get with that, but
honey, this is worth that.
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Well, is there any chance the three of
us can maybe eat? No.
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They just have to ask.
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Okay, you know what? This is crazy,
Jalen. Obviously, both of us want to. So
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you're just going to have to do.
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I'm not doing that.
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What? We're grown women. We can take it.
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Yeah. She grown. She can take it.
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All right.
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If that's what you want.
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Turn around real quick.
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Boy, Jalen.
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You do realize whatever decision he
makes is going to affect our friendship
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forever. What? You scared?
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We're like family.
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I got family. What I don't have is a
boyfriend.
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You're willing to lose what we have over
some guy.
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Yeah.
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You're right, Maya.
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I love you, girl. I love you, too.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
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You both like me, but I don't get either
of you.
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Sorry, Taylor.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Oh, that's cold.
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L .A. women are crazy.
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Well, I guess I'm back to tooting my own
horn. Yeah, I'll call you later.
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Call me?
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You'll see me. What time is it? Seven.
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You know it would have been you.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Just got back from Skia with the perfect
sandwich.
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I can't wait to eat it. No one's coming
over. All the doors are locked. No one's
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going to take my sandwich.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
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