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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:07,660 And that's how I learned the difference between laundry bleach and hair bleach. 2 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:10,230 Hey, 3 00:00:10,231 --> 00:00:12,279 Tony. 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,840 Are you okay? 5 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,010 Something happened. 6 00:00:17,011 --> 00:00:19,199 Don't tell me you ran over the valet again. 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,920 No, Lynn, I'm serious. 8 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:24,080 I just came from Trebuchet. I had a massage. 9 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,540 I think I might have cheated on Todd. 10 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:27,679 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:31,230 Tell us exactly what happened, Tony. Don't leave out any of the details. 12 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:35,010 Well. I was just lying there. The way you do when you're at the top? 13 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,290 Exactly. 14 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,810 And, um, there's this masseur, Lee, who was rubbing on my thighs. 15 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,020 There's a fair amount of contact with... stuff. 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:51,799 And I, um... I had a... you know... I had a... 17 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,850 A revelation? 18 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,280 And that was, Lee, a song in your heart. 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,810 Stop messing with me. You know what I'm talking about. 20 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,210 I'm sorry. 21 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,650 This is huge. 22 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:05,420 I mean, this is only the fifth one you've ever had. 23 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,960 Six. Todd and I had a nice Valentine's Day. 24 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,680 You've only had six? Well, during sex. 25 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,640 And if you count during shopping. 26 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,300 Tony, I have to say, I'm shocked. 27 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:19,830 I always thought Trebuchet was a reputable establishment. 28 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:22,199 This is why I never get massages. Okay, this is wrong. 29 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,060 Some stranger touching all over you. 30 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:27,869 Okay, you guys, you know, we're missing the bigger picture here. Thank you. 31 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,610 So you said this guy's name was Lee? 32 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:01,819 Mr. Swittleson and Ms. Upton -Farley are here to see you. Thank you, Maya. Send 33 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:02,870 them in. 34 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,510 Counselor. Counselor. Counselor. Counselor. 35 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,539 Please sit. We'll stand. I'll stand. 36 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:09,809 I'll stand as well. 37 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:14,419 We'll be brief. There'll be a gathering of all firm personnel in the conference 38 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:18,319 room tomorrow at 9 a .m. The purpose of said meeting is to announce that you 39 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,260 have been made a senior partner. 40 00:02:20,261 --> 00:02:24,419 Following work, there'll be a celebratory cocktail reception at Blue 41 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:25,620 Congratulations, Dent. 42 00:02:25,621 --> 00:02:28,519 Thank you, sir. Congratulations, Dent. Thank you, ma 'am. 43 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,750 Counselor. Counselor. Counselor. Counselor. 44 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,060 I'm a senior partner now. 45 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:46,240 You're a senior partner's assistant. 46 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:49,980 We must behave with a degree decorum, commitment with our positions. 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,020 I am so sorry, sir. My apologies. 48 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,590 Apologies accepted. 49 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,140 I'm sorry, Sarah. I keep forgetting. 50 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:12,160 William, you've got to stop doing this. 51 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,510 Right, right. 52 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:18,579 So, apparently, when they say all you can eat, they mean all you can eat right 53 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:19,630 then. Okay. 54 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,810 Hey, Maya. 55 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:29,140 I had a massage. 56 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:32,830 From Lee. 57 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,460 What? Yeah, yeah, y 'all heard me. 58 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:38,050 I thought you said you don't get massages. I don't. Not for pleasure. 59 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,630 Okay, that would be decadent and indulgent. 60 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,160 I did this out of friendship. 61 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:47,139 Okay, so that Tony could find out about this guy. You know, so she could know if 62 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:49,560 she, you know, she cheated on Todd. 63 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:55,199 And? I don't know. I don't know. There's still about eight minutes that I can't 64 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:55,899 account for. 65 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,740 But, uh, still tingling. 66 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,420 Oh, my God. Okay, this is ridiculous. 67 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,770 Thank you, Lynn. 68 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,250 Obviously, I'm going to have to go check it out. 69 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:12,679 here with any sense of propriety? Girl, please. This is about helping out a 70 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,040 friend. Exactly. 71 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:18,279 I just happen to have a little friend that could use a helping hand. 72 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:29,599 And so elevating William to the ranks of 73 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,400 senior partner was a no -brainer. 74 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:34,030 Congratulations, William. You deserve it. 75 00:04:36,590 --> 00:04:40,709 Look at this man. Is this the picture of a man who has it all or what? Oh, thank 76 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,170 you, Mrs. Lewis. No, please call me Charles now. 77 00:04:43,171 --> 00:04:46,589 But you haven't introduced me to your lovely young lady friend. 78 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,729 Oh, I'm sorry. Where are my manners, Charles? 79 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:49,780 This is Candy. 80 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:51,160 Pleased to meet you. 81 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,530 So, Candy, are you as sweet as your name? 82 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,480 What do you mean? 83 00:04:57,890 --> 00:04:58,940 What do you mean? 84 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:01,370 Candy is sweet and Candy is your name. 85 00:05:01,371 --> 00:05:03,899 I'm sure someone has said that to you before. 86 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:07,100 Well, sugar is sweet, too, but people don't call me sugar. 87 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,960 It's because your name's Candy. 88 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,430 Exactly. 89 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:12,830 Yeah, well. 90 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,560 Congratulations again, William. 91 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,760 Oh, I told Burke. 92 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:22,390 Congratulations, 93 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:25,160 William. Thank you, Tony Candy. 94 00:05:25,161 --> 00:05:26,819 Oh, no thanks, I'm off sugar. 95 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:28,120 Not sugar, candy. 96 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:30,040 Yeah, whatever, work that out. 97 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,210 Now look at here. 98 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:34,769 Now, since you moved on up, are you going to try to up my rates? Of course 99 00:05:34,770 --> 00:05:38,429 Tony. I don't handle penny ante clients anymore. I'm going to fob you off on a 100 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:39,369 lowly associate. 101 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:42,449 Whatever. As long as they know I didn't pay your bill and I don't intend to pay 102 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:43,500 theirs. 103 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:48,430 Um, congratulations, William. 104 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:49,960 Thank you. 105 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:51,250 Sherry, look at the candy. 106 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:52,810 Oh, I'll just bet it is. 107 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:58,830 Um, excuse me, dear. For a moment, I need to speak to William. 108 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,180 Oh, sure. 109 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,950 Go on and stand over there for a minute. Oh, sure. 110 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:07,660 I'll see you in a bit. 111 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,230 Clearly she's very special. 112 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:20,190 Anyway, William, I just wanted to tell you I'm very happy for you. 113 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:25,130 Well, ever since our failed romantic liaison... 114 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,180 Awkward between us. 115 00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:29,559 Hostile, even. 116 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,659 Oh, I wouldn't say hostile. Shut up, I'm talking. 117 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:34,000 The point is that water is under the bridge. 118 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,879 I respect you as an attorney. I like you as a person. So I hope henceforth that 119 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,920 we can be on nothing but cordial terms. Thank you, Sharon. I'd like that, too. 120 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,860 Ah, well, very good, then. 121 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:49,619 We're friends. Right. That's settled. Yes. And just know that if you're ever 122 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:53,170 need, my door is always open. Well, thank you, Sharon. I appreciate that. 123 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,370 Okay, that's enough. 124 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:06,270 Congratulations! Oh, William, I'm so happy for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bravo, 125 00:07:06,271 --> 00:07:08,529 choked up and all that. When am I going to get my raise? 126 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:11,090 Not now, Maya. We're in the middle of a celebration. 127 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:12,369 You know what? Forget you. 128 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,989 There's that guy from Human Resources. 129 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:16,400 He's drunk. I'm going to get my own damn raise. Hey. 130 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:22,770 William, how does it feel to finally have everything you've always wanted, 131 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,830 Being your partner, a supermodel? 132 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,180 Well, I don't have everything I want. 133 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,520 Hey, congratulations. 134 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:35,430 Thank you. 135 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,000 William, your weird hot date keeps staring at me. 136 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:43,280 Oh, I keep... Candy, come on over. 137 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:49,579 Did you want something? Yes, I sure did. I wanted to introduce you to my 138 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,780 friends. Candy, this is Joan and Lynn. 139 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,270 Hi. 140 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,160 Hi. Hi, Candy. 141 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,850 That's a sweet name. 142 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:58,030 Why? 143 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:01,260 Because, you know, candy's sweet. 144 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:08,540 Oh, thank you, but you see, I'm here with William. 145 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:27,669 So, William, aren't you glad your date dropped out on you early? 146 00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:29,320 Yeah, I guess so. 147 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,810 That's right. 148 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:34,030 Sometimes you got to dump the sand before you get to the beach. 149 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:38,100 Speaking of which, I would love to lay on that beach. 150 00:08:38,659 --> 00:08:39,709 Yeah, buddy. 151 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:43,339 You know what? I think I'm going to call it a night. 152 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:45,220 I'm all out of singles. Come on. 153 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:47,460 The $5 strippers are all on deck. 154 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:52,689 I'm sorry, Charles. I guess I'm just not feeling it. Yeah, damn those right 155 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:54,860 -wing councilmen and their lap dance laws. 156 00:08:56,150 --> 00:09:00,269 No, that's not it. It's just that I don't know what it is. Oh, come on. Stop 157 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:04,090 your belly aching. You're a senior partner now. Just enjoy the 158 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,430 Yeah, I guess you're right. 159 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:09,930 I am just damn glad I am here to share it with you. 160 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaking of accomplishments, that is one limber filly. 161 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:15,720 You know what? 162 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:17,630 Maybe that's what's missing. 163 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,870 What, the ability to tuck your ankles behind your head? 164 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,360 No, somebody to share it with. 165 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,810 Not that I don't appreciate your company. 166 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:30,530 Oh, yeah, yeah, you're looking for love, romance, marriage, divorce. 167 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,500 Sorry, I skipped ahead of myself. 168 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:37,379 The funny thing is, is that there is somebody in my life I've been thinking a 169 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,820 lot about lately. Yeah, I know. 170 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,680 You do? Everybody does. It's obvious. 171 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,800 It is? Oh, absolutely. 172 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,820 You and Sharon are perfect for each other. 173 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:49,690 Sharon? No, I'm talking about Joan. 174 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:51,820 Clayton? 175 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:53,960 It's funny. 176 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:56,750 My last girlfriend thought I was in love with her. 177 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,450 And I've been thinking a lot about her lately. No, no, no, not Clayton. 178 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,530 Clayton is a quitter. 179 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,410 She quit the firm. She's going to quit on you. 180 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:09,470 William, you need someone at your own level. 181 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:10,960 Sharon is the one. 182 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,670 Yeah, maybe you're right. 183 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:15,180 Joan is a quitter. 184 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:19,059 You know, when Sharon and I had our fling last year, she never quit. Oh, 185 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,160 Those spindly ones are full of energy. 186 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,440 And she said something tonight. 187 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,000 She said her door was always open. 188 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:31,620 Well, that just screams, come on in and love me up. 189 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,990 Of course, two years from now, it'll be take out the trash, don't touch me. 190 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,700 Looking for something sweet? Check out the main stage, Candy. 191 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,390 William, isn't that your date? 192 00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,260 Yes! 193 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:54,180 You know, that explains the time I found the 20 on the way to second date. 194 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:03,300 And for the Walmart case, I was thinking we could cite... The Ohio decision. 195 00:11:03,301 --> 00:11:06,729 Exactly. Yeah, it's not precisely on point, but it's... But it's as close as 196 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:07,780 we're going to come. 197 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:10,550 I love working with you, Sharon. 198 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:14,120 It's like we're two minds with a... Single thought. 199 00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:21,269 Remember when we used to share a single thought, Sharon? 200 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:22,320 Indeed I do, William. 201 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:23,940 Good times. 202 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,210 So I guess we're pretty much done here. 203 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,710 I'm going to be heading out. 204 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:34,989 Say, would you have any interest in maybe stopping by the blue bar with me 205 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,040 drink? 206 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,149 Well, that sounds delightful, William. 207 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,930 As long as you're up for a threesome. 208 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,300 Hmm? 209 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,230 So how long have you two been an item? 210 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,750 A couple of months. 211 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:53,040 William, I felt so safe at work, I decided to bring the security system 212 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,800 Well, that's just great. 213 00:11:56,860 --> 00:12:01,979 I know it's hard for people to picture the two of us together, but it's a hard 214 00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:05,800 world out there, William. You gotta take love wherever you can find it. 215 00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:08,620 And that would be under the security desk. 216 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,140 About four in the morning when no one's looking. 217 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,240 Oh, boy, you so nasty. 218 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,160 Can I have the check, please? 219 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,140 I'm a lucky man, Will. No, I'm lucky. 220 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,450 Lucky enough! 221 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,140 It's time for me to put it on you. 222 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,450 I'm ovulating. 223 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:46,800 So, where is it this time? The men's room or the ladies' room? 224 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:54,000 Please, Lord Jesus, protect... All I'm saying is, as short as Todd is, 225 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,570 we're entitled to park in the handicapped space. 226 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,930 Oh, hey, Lance. 227 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,810 Tony, 228 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,940 Maya, you didn't tell me about the hands. 229 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,890 You saw me? 230 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,420 Yeah, girl, and you cheated. 231 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,230 Shoot, I feel like I cheated. I don't even have a man. 232 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,730 Don't play with me, Lynn. Are you sure? 233 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:21,729 Look, I've had a lot of sex and a lot of massages, and this is the first time 234 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,830 that Twain have met. 235 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,440 That's disgusting. 236 00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:28,609 No, not at all. Actually, it was the best massage I've ever had in my life. 237 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:31,830 Though, as sex, I'd have to rate it as a B -. 238 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,670 If that's what a B - does to you, what does an A do? 239 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:37,080 Put me in a coma. 240 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,700 Look here, Lynn. 241 00:13:40,701 --> 00:13:43,609 Do you know a good hypnotist? Because I need to recover those lost eight 242 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:44,660 minutes. 243 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,560 Because B minus and not has been a while, okay? 244 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,310 Guys, this is where I need some girlfriend advice. 245 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:55,619 The first time I went, no one could blame me because I didn't know what 246 00:13:55,620 --> 00:14:00,199 happen. Was there any way on God's green earth I can justify going again? I 247 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,690 mean, for instance, let's just say you guys got me a gift certificate. 248 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,930 Tomorrow. 249 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:10,559 Wouldn't it be rude if I didn't go down there and let his large yet supple hands 250 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,320 masterfully careen? 251 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:15,370 and collide down to my forbidden... Okay, no. 252 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,670 You are all unbelievable. 253 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:23,450 This whole thing is sleazy and gross, okay? 254 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:28,349 I mean, I would never get a massage from a place like that. And if a man went to 255 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:32,849 a massage parlor and the masseuse gave him that kind of pleasure, we would all 256 00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,930 consider it sleazy. 257 00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,440 You're right. 258 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:38,520 I'm so ashamed. 259 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,730 Me too. Thank you. 260 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,270 Do you know a good hypnotist? 261 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:55,540 Who is that? 262 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,850 William. Oh. 263 00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,680 Hi. Hi. 264 00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:01,950 It's late. Is everything okay? 265 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,260 Yeah. 266 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:04,360 Well, maybe. 267 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,890 I don't know. I've been doing some thinking, and I need to talk to you. 268 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,110 Okay. Come on in. 269 00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:20,399 Joan, ever since I got that promotion the other day, I've been feeling like 270 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,480 something's missing. 271 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,400 And now I think I know what that is. 272 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,140 I'm not surprised this is happening. 273 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:28,990 You're not? 274 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:33,700 William, we're so much alike. We want the same things. 275 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:37,379 Joan, are you saying what I think you're saying? I know. 276 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:42,119 I know it's scary. But what you're feeling right now, I've been feeling for 277 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,420 while. And I can tell you, it's going to be okay. 278 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,460 It's wonderful. 279 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:51,930 But you're right, it is a little scary. 280 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:56,050 Oh, sweetheart, everything's going to be okay once you quit the firm. 281 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:00,160 Quit the firm? 282 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:04,810 Yeah. It's okay that you don't want to be a lawyer anymore. 283 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:09,990 Joan, I have a license plate that reads, I sue you. 284 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:13,800 Does that sound like the plate of a man who doesn't want to be a lawyer? 285 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,510 I don't understand. 286 00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:19,980 If you still want to be a lawyer, then what's this about? 287 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:28,380 Well, it's... Joan, this isn't easy. 288 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,300 William, it's me. 289 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:32,819 We're friends. 290 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,400 We can tell each other anything. 291 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,850 I know. 292 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:43,019 I know we're friends now, but do you ever think that maybe someday it might 293 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,070 change? 294 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,570 William. 295 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,380 Men have come and gone in my life. 296 00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:53,859 But over the past few years, our friendship has become something that 297 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:56,080 relied on and cherished. 298 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,560 And nothing you say can change that. 299 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,380 You've become a big brother to me. 300 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,790 Big brother. 301 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,030 Right. 302 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:13,060 So, what is it? What's going on? What's bothering you? 303 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,319 Well, I guess that was it. 304 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:21,159 Oh. I was just worried with you leaving the firm and then me getting the 305 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:25,959 promotion, it would lead us in separate directions and I wouldn't be your big 306 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,010 brother anymore. 307 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,960 William, that is never going to happen, all right? 308 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:36,759 Okay. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go get back on the Internet so I can 309 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,980 find myself a good man. 310 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:07,769 The very thought of you makes my heart sing 311 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:14,249 Like an April breeze on the wings 312 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:20,809 of spring And you appear in all 313 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:27,630 your splendor My one and only 314 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:39,279 The shadows fall and spread their misted charms 315 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:46,039 in the hush of night while you're in my 316 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,240 arms. 317 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,060 Hello? Hey, it's me. 318 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,740 Yes, I know it's late. 319 00:18:55,400 --> 00:19:01,480 I just wanted to tell you... They made me senior partner, Mom. 320 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:17,529 I'm all right. Well, your phone's been off the hook. We've been trying you all 321 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,180 night. Yeah, and you didn't invite us over for dinner. 322 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:24,930 Well, as you can see, I'm all right. So, bye. 323 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,090 Uh -uh, uh -uh, uh -uh. Not so fast. 324 00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:30,329 Joan, why has your phone been off the hook? 325 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,950 Yeah, and what's up with dinner? 326 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,520 So, Joan. 327 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:38,780 Same time Thursday? 328 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,710 Sure. Hey, 329 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,420 Tony. Maya Lin 330 00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:51,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 25961

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