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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:10,040 What are those heifers doing at our table? 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,600 Duh, eating. 3 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:14,260 Lynn, who's paying for your lunch? 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,280 Ooh, I don't know. Whose turn is it? 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:22,040 Not mine, but look, when I have a problem with something, we all have a 6 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,480 with something. That's the girlfriend's code. 7 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,180 What if what? 8 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:26,480 You go hungry? 9 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,100 Fine. 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,500 What are those heifers doing at our table? 11 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,200 Well, somebody better do something, because I only have an hour and a half 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,200 on my hour lunch. 13 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,600 You guys are driving me crazy. 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,039 Excuse me. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,040 Hi. 16 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,880 Since your food hasn't come yet, would you guys mind moving to that table so we 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,220 can sit at this one? Why can't you sit at that table? 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:55,780 Well, see, we come here all the time, and this is our favorite table, so we 19 00:00:55,780 --> 00:00:57,000 just hoping that you could help us out. 20 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:58,620 Well, if it means that much to you. 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,520 Who's paying for your lunch? 22 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,680 Sorry. We were here first. 23 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:10,240 But, see, it's the same table. Obviously, it's not the same table, 24 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,840 were the same table, you wouldn't be asking us to switch tables. 25 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:18,080 Look, we were trying to work with you, but I see I'm going to have to go over 26 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,320 your head and call my good friend Kevin out here. That would be who? 27 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:21,700 The manager. 28 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:26,060 That would be who? 29 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,840 The ex -manager. 30 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,140 William and some girlfriend who's only going to last about a minute. Okay, I am 31 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:02,720 not going all out. 32 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,780 We're just having a simple meal. 33 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,680 Back up. 34 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:12,400 We've just been so tough on William's girlfriend, and I just think that it's 35 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:18,720 time that we adjust our attitudes and welcome her, even if we end up hating 36 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,300 like we have all the others. 37 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,860 Hold on, wait a minute. Are we talking about some new girlfriend, or are we 38 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,819 talking about Ms. 39 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:25,820 Mocha? 40 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,980 Her name is Donna, and yes, it's Miss Moja. 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,200 Don't cram her, Brule. I hate her. Why? 42 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,080 Her. She gave me attitude, let me send her to the bus stop. All I was trying to 43 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,980 do was hook her and William up. And since I hate her, we have to all hate 44 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:43,080 Remember? The girlfriend's code. Oh, sorry, honey. That rule only applies to 45 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,200 girlfriends who paint their dudes. 46 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,180 Hey, everybody. 47 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:49,840 This is Donna. 48 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,700 I don't want to put anybody on the spot. 49 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,240 So what do you think? 50 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:58,399 That's rude. 51 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,080 No. Give them a chance to get to know me and for me to get to know them. 52 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,080 So what do you think? I'm cute, huh? 53 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,900 Hey, girl. 54 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:13,140 I'm Tony, and I was all ready to give you my typical cold shoulder, but I want 55 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:16,500 to tell my therapist I've made some progress, so I'm going to like you, 56 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:23,080 Hi, I'm Joan, and any friend of William's is a friend of ours. 57 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:27,950 Yeah, girl. 58 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,610 Except for his last three girlfriends. 59 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:33,910 But ding -dong, the witch is dead. 60 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:38,350 Hey, girl, I'm Maya, Williams' assistant. 61 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:40,710 We talked on the phone. How you doing? 62 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,150 Use a little of that pillow talk to get me a raise, okay? 63 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:49,570 Hi, Len. 64 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,390 Hi. Hey, Donna. 65 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,070 You remember me? 66 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:55,640 Yeah, I just said, hey, Lynn. 67 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,120 Oh, and I got conversation for Lynn. 68 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:01,600 Unlike the time you left me sitting in a bus stop, lapping my lips in the cold 69 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,600 breeze, huh? 70 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,860 I'm sorry. I ditched you because I thought you were one of those dangerous 71 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,140 schizophrenic homeless people. 72 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,960 Oh, girl, is that all it was? 73 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,160 I'll tell you, if I had a nickel. 74 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,399 Okay, everyone, dinner's ready. 75 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:22,980 I'll fix your plate. 76 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:28,870 I love my women to serve. 77 00:04:31,590 --> 00:04:32,950 Here's when I'm not serving her. 78 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,450 Oh, whoa, 79 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,250 whoa, whoa, Donna. 80 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:48,450 William's actually allergic to capers. That's why I put them on the side. I 81 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:51,770 you're probably wondering why I made trout with caper sauce for William, but 82 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:52,770 fact is that... 83 00:04:53,070 --> 00:04:55,570 William really loves trout, and I can't imagine trout without the caper sauce, 84 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,350 so that's why I put the capers on the side. 85 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:03,950 Hey, Joan, remember that Christmas party at Mr. Tweedleton's? Oh, my God, when 86 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:05,270 they served you the capers? Yeah. 87 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:08,810 Donna, you're going to love this one. The thing is, I had a plate full of 88 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:12,110 capers, right? But I had to find a place to dump them, you know, discreetly. 89 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:14,230 That's when I found the koi pond. 90 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,510 But who knew that capers killed koi? 91 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:22,270 We were totally going to come clean, but then we found out that koi... 92 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,650 It cost $7 ,000. 93 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,710 We blame the caterers. It was quite a coup. Not just any coup. 94 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:30,450 The Caterer Coin Caper Coup! 95 00:05:30,770 --> 00:05:31,770 Well, 96 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:38,750 I can see where this evening is going, so you can see where I'm going. Bye. 97 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,710 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up, girl. 98 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:42,350 I'm blocking you in. 99 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:48,090 So that night will forever be known as... The Doggy Donut! 100 00:05:56,750 --> 00:06:01,030 these dishes up i'm gonna bring out the dessert i'll help you no no no that's my 101 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:07,630 job i would have left by now but i'm a sucker for creme 102 00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:14,050 brulee did the two of them ever date no yuck i 103 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:21,030 thought you slept with him yeah but i never dated him oh god donna you 104 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:26,010 know what william and i have completely been monopolizing this entire evening, 105 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,590 and we're supposed to be getting to know you. 106 00:06:28,030 --> 00:06:29,990 So tell me, what do you do? 107 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:34,630 I work at a convalescent home. Oh, nursing, administrative. 108 00:06:35,530 --> 00:06:38,150 No, I wipe butts and serve jello. 109 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:41,330 Oh. 110 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,110 Oh. 111 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,590 Well, that's not all. 112 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:49,030 Who's directing the upcoming Cinco de Mayo program? 113 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:50,370 Oh, my God. 114 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,900 I'm thinking burritos and Telemundo. 115 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,940 What about games? Does Cinco de Mayo have to have games? 116 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:04,280 Like pin the tail on the burro? Or even better, bobbing for jalapenos. 117 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,480 Genius. 118 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,060 Hey, hand me Maya's creme brulee. 119 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:14,300 You know, Donna, a little -known fact is that without the events that Cinco de 120 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,820 Mayo commemorates, Mexico would be French -speaking. Right, William? Right 121 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,280 are, my well -informed friend. Yeah, well... The people of Puebla, led by 122 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,320 General Zaragoza, fought against Napoleon III to defend their freedom. 123 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,440 They were triumphant, and that deserves celebration of the highest. 124 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,240 People of Revolucion! 125 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,560 Now, hand me Tony's creme brulee. 126 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,680 William, do you know what I'm thinking? Yeah, I think we need to plan this 127 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:38,680 fiesta for Donald. 128 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,600 Wonder Twin holiday powers, activate! 129 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:46,740 Shape of a giant sombrero! Form of sangria over ice! 130 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:54,630 Let me just knock back this bottle of Red Zin and go with the flow. 131 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,130 Do you know what the senior citizens are going to love? 132 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,030 A super -sized pinata! 133 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:03,770 Stuffed with denture cream and adult diapers. 134 00:08:05,510 --> 00:08:08,290 And no celebration is complete without a song. 135 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:11,010 And I think you know the one. Oh, I think I know, too. 136 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:17,610 France installed an emperor and Mexico didn't like it. The Mexicans threw the 137 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:18,610 scoundrel out. 138 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:19,710 Cinco de Mayo. 139 00:08:21,290 --> 00:08:23,250 Oh, my God. I think this calls for a diabetic coma. 140 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,570 Give me your creme brulee. 141 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,310 Cinco de Mayo. 142 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:31,270 Mexican's got a leader. 143 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:35,690 His name was Zaragoza. He really was something. 144 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:37,789 Cinco de Mayo. 145 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:42,669 Wait till you see me dressed like General Zaragoza. 146 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:45,270 You're not going to be able to keep your manos off me, cuerpo. 147 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:57,210 See? You're a really nice guy. 148 00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:03,190 I've never been with a man who truly treated me like a lady. 149 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,670 And I will always appreciate you for that. 150 00:09:08,050 --> 00:09:09,050 Uh -oh. 151 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,970 I think I hear a butt coming. 152 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:13,210 Did those heifers scare you off? 153 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:15,710 I just can't compete. 154 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:17,490 What are you talking about? 155 00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:19,310 It's obvious, William. 156 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,520 You're in love with Joan. 157 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,260 Donna, that is just insane. 158 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,740 No, it's not. 159 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,620 You're in love with Joan. 160 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,900 How much of that red zen did you knock back? 161 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,340 You love her. 162 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,080 Stop saying that. 163 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,480 It's ridiculous and crazy. 164 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,060 And ridiculous. 165 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,380 And crazy. And Donna... 166 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,290 That's just ridiculous and crazy. 167 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,690 She knows your allergies. 168 00:09:56,270 --> 00:10:00,630 She knows your pant size. She knows cheese makes you gassy. Oh, please. 169 00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:04,970 Every unsuspecting passerby knows that cheese makes me gassy. 170 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:12,790 What about this Cinco de Mayo thing and the whole Wonder Twins business? That 171 00:10:12,790 --> 00:10:13,790 was just scary. 172 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,930 Okay, everyone feels that way until they're inducted into the Justice 173 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:18,970 I'll tell you what. 174 00:10:19,050 --> 00:10:22,730 You can be any superhero you want, except for Wonder Woman, because that's 175 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:29,870 Look, I don't want to be in your life ten years from now, 176 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:36,850 married, with a house full of kids, and one afternoon you come home and tell 177 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:40,710 me you realize you're in love with Joan. 178 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,510 How can you say that? 179 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,750 After everything I went through to get you to go out with me. 180 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:49,310 Do you realize how many times I almost gave up trying to win you over? 181 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,750 But I didn't. 182 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,050 Why? 183 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:55,770 Because I'm all about you. 184 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,010 Look at you, Donna. You're beautiful. 185 00:10:58,890 --> 00:11:00,110 You make me laugh. 186 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:04,750 You make me nervous. Your smile lights up everything around you, especially me. 187 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,530 Joan's not the one, and I know that. 188 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,050 Because... Because why? 189 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,230 Because I never wanted to do this with Joan. 190 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,270 No. Look, 191 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:43,530 they're getting their things together. Just give them a minute. 192 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,460 Okay, now it's on. 193 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:53,700 Let me just talk to them. 194 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:58,600 We tried it your way. All right, now it's time for me to get cranshaw and get 195 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,600 little bit rowdy. 196 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:03,080 Oh, I'm right behind you. I got my hand on my Fresno, and I'm ready to get 197 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080 country. 198 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,200 I think that one just let me the bird. 199 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,300 Let's rock and roll. 200 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,560 Okay, but wait, wait, wait. Just so I'm clear on our approach, we're going to be 201 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,340 a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. 202 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,620 Come on. 203 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:26,370 a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. We got a little bit punk. 204 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:33,730 Let me tell the legend of, the legend of, the legend of, let me tell the 205 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,490 of that great historic day. 206 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:45,890 Please tell me the legend of, the legend of, the legend of, please tell me the 207 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,470 legend of that great historic day. 208 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,090 Why the gloomy Guillermo? 209 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:57,250 Where is your Cinco de Mayo spirit? 210 00:12:57,550 --> 00:12:58,449 I don't know. 211 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,450 Well, come on. 212 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:04,010 It's going to be fantastic. I mean, can't you just see the two of us up 213 00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,410 Yes, I can. That's why I don't want to do this. Well, why not? 214 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,050 Because. 215 00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:10,410 Because who are you supposed to be anyway? 216 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:16,550 I am a simple peasant girl representing all the people of Puebla. 217 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,700 by you, the great General Zaragoza. Now do your march. No! 218 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,820 I don't want to sing and I don't want to march, Joan. Stupid. 219 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,580 Stupid? 220 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,120 I don't understand. 221 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,640 Eh, stupido. 222 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,180 We're gonna look like idiots up there. 223 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,680 Well, that's never stopped us before. 224 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,640 Now Donna's gonna be there. 225 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,480 And I... Look, it's demeaning to us. 226 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,780 It's demeaning to the people of Mexico, and we're making a mockery of the whole 227 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,040 holiday of Cinco de Mayo. 228 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,240 Oh, really? 229 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,080 Well, why don't you tell that to the millions of Mexicans who crowd the 230 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,300 and dance in costumes not unlike this one? 231 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,320 You just proved my point. 232 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,160 Oh, yeah? 233 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,540 Well, buenos dias to you, El Treteria. 234 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,650 You just called me an Italian restaurant! 235 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,850 I said, buenos dias! 236 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,350 Come on, Herman. 237 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:30,530 You need to go to the bathroom before the show starts. 238 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:35,650 I don't have to go. You will by the time you get there. Now, come on. 239 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,710 Why are you always rushing me, woman? 240 00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:43,430 Because I'm trying to kill you, old man. 241 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:44,930 Now, go on. 242 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:51,410 If five wives and 20 mooching kids couldn't kill me, you sure can. 243 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:55,850 Hey, beautiful. 244 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,950 Hey. 245 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,430 This is for you. 246 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,290 Thank you. 247 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,370 William, I'm sorry about what I said the other night. 248 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:12,430 Like I said, I've never dated anyone like you before, and I guess I just got 249 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,329 little insecure. 250 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,390 Well, you don't need to be. 251 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960 Look, I'm here. 252 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,020 This is exactly where I want to be. 253 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,440 Hey, Donna, there's no toilet paper. 254 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,420 Oh, God. 255 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,860 I think he's in the phone booth again. 256 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,240 I'll be back. 257 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,580 Hello. 258 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,720 Looks real nice. 259 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,260 Real south of the border. 260 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,280 Oh, come on. Now you're not talking to me? 261 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:52,700 The love of holiday is something we shared, William, and you just tossed it 262 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,440 the disposal like rancid taco meat. 263 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:59,400 Look, some of us are swept up with all things Mexican. 264 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:08,200 Look, I'm sorry. If you were truly sorry, then you would go and put on your 265 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,020 General Zarangota costume and help me unload the cannon from the car. 266 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:13,860 You got a cannon? 267 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,940 I'm nothing, if not authentic. 268 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,220 Oh, man, I've always wanted to do a musical number with an artillery piece. 269 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160 And a horse. 270 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,920 What about a burrow? 271 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,500 No way! 272 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,240 We got five minutes to curtain, William. Are you with me? 273 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,300 Well... Well, you can write in on the burrow. 274 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,020 No. 275 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,580 Look, I don't want anything to do with you or your ass. 276 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:24,250 Lady, please, just strip or shut up. 277 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:27,130 I 278 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:35,090 don't 279 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:40,650 know if you're lying to me or to yourself, but you love that woman. 280 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:41,950 I do not. 281 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:45,210 Look, Joan and I are like sister and brother. 282 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:47,170 Well, then. 283 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,620 You got the hots for your sister, brother. 284 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,070 were meant to be together. 285 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:29,250 Look, I wasn't planning on telling you this, ever. 286 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,210 But desperate times call for desperate measures. 287 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,050 A psychic led me to you. 288 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:39,990 What? A psychic pointed you out on the street and said that you were the one 289 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:40,990 me. 290 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,550 A psychic? Yes. 291 00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:43,910 Led you to me? 292 00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:48,710 Yes. And if you can't believe a psychic on the street, you might as well toss 293 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,990 your faith right out the window. 294 00:18:54,760 --> 00:19:01,540 Well, William, maybe the psychic led you to me so I could lead you to 295 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,540 her. 296 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:05,080 Now, everybody! 297 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,160 Good luck. 298 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,560 Thank you! 299 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,000 A little burr on the butt. 300 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:23,740 She's a handful. 301 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:52,770 This means, don't you? Uh -huh. 302 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,150 We're going to talk all big and then turn tail and run? 303 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:56,710 Damn right we run. 304 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:59,390 Back to Skia, because our table is free. Come on. 305 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:00,710 Oh, hell, 306 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,270 I cannot believe this. 307 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:09,730 What are we going to do now? Well, you guys, we can't harass poor police 308 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,410 officers. No, no, but we can do something better. 309 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,800 and their sensitivity training. 22829