All language subtitles for Girlfriends s04e18 Wieners and Losers

All right.

It's always a pleasure to take three
moochin' heifers out to lunch.

And to pay for their dinner. Make sure
my takeout's on that bill.

Yes, yes, yes.

I welcome an opportunity to flaunt my
wealth.

Oh, hey.

Speaking of my wealth, have I shown you
all my new, very expensive pen?

Yes, gentle heifers.

Feast your eyes on a $6 ,000 pen.

$6 ,000 for some funky pen?

This is not a funky pen.

This is a limited edition Mont Blanc
Copernicus fountain pen.

Note the exquisite detail on the 18
-karat gold nib.

18 -karat, crazy.

Let me see that nib.

Just as I thought.

A $10 manicure and the remnants of a
tuna wrap are not going to besmirch this

blatant symbol of my status.

You know what $6 ,000 could buy.

Look, I work hard.

I deserve nice things.

I deserve to live in a manner the likes
of which you'll never achieve.

I deserve to flaunt the benefits of that
wealth.

You all excuse me.

I deserve to go out and drive my $100
,000 BMW.

Ta -ta, peasants.

What he deserves is an ass kicking.

No, he deserves to have a little mini
stroke when he can't find his pen.

How'd you do that?

I don't know. Maybe the answer's in your
wallet. Lord knows nothing else is.

a week, and you've yet to relax.

But cooking is relaxing, and I enjoy it.
I've gained about five pounds since you

quit work.

Hey, at least you stopped knitting
things.

Just because I was raised by farmhands
doesn't mean I can eat a farmhand's

breakfast every morning.

Slow your roll. Pass me the roll.

I thought you guys enjoyed our pretty
Dijonais. There ain't nothing petite

this slab of ham.

I was doing this for you hectic, on -the
-run, slim -fast girls anyway.

But if you're not enjoying it, then it
ends, because I am so ready to unwind.

I'm ready for a little contemplative me
time. Yes, I am. Girl, I've been working

since I was a Girl Scout hustling
cookies in front of the Kmart.

Oh, yeah, this downtime is a blessing.

Yep, yep, nothing like spending a little
minute with oneself.

Hi, welcome to Wiener Tickle. Would you
like to try our Southwest -style wiener?

Uh, just two lemonades. Thank you. Would
you like the large, the jumbo, or the

wiener splash?

Uh, large.

You know, for just ten cents more, you
can upgrade.

Fine. Jumbo. Would you like to combo
that?

Will you leave me alone?

Not until I point out our complimentary
condiment bar.

Ketchup to the left, mustard to the
right, wiener sickle hot dogs taste just

right.

Ah.

You want a number three wiener sickle
with fries?

No, mama, number four. Okay. Let me get
a number four.

You know, for just 50 cents more, you
can do the wiener splash.

John!

Let's see, John, why are you working
here? You're a grown woman.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

Did I lie?

What are you guys doing here?

Girl, that hardly matters.

The question is, what are you doing?

I'm coming home from work.

From Wienersickle?

Have you lost your damn mind?

Look, obviously we bailed on you too
soon.

But we're here for you now to help you
make sense of this horrible accident you

call your life.

Talk to us, Jo.

We won't judge.

Oh, hell. Who am I kidding? We've
already judged. Just talk to us.

Well, I was relaxing and contemplating
and... Okay.

I got a little stir -crazy. I had an
anxiety attack, so I decided to go to

mall. And I was at the mall looking for
something to wear to the office when I

realized I don't have an office to go
to. And that's when I saw it. The Help

Wanted sign.

And with my resume, they just snatched
me up.

You know this is kind of crazy, right?

Is it?

Why? Because you smell like a wiener.

I'm not the good kind. Hey!

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.

Wiener Sickle is a quality product. And
the lemonade?

Yum.

So what is Wiener Sickle paying a former
junior partner these days?

Well, they started me at minimum wage,
but they say...

that I'm the perfect candidate for
management trainee.

Okay, I freaked.

God, you guys, I don't know what to do
with myself. I don't know how to relax.

Run. Don't walk back to the law firm.

Beg for your job back.

Oh, I know I don't want to be a lawyer.
I just don't know what I want to do

next. I want to do big things, you guys.

Dress like what?

The cat in the hat?

Okay, you're right.

God, this is crazy. You know what?
Tomorrow morning, I will go down there

quit. Go down there?

Joan, it's a wienersickle. In a food
court at a mall.

Just don't show up.

I can't do that. I have integrity.

Wienersickle has been very good to me. I
can't just walk out on them.

Certainly not until I get my hat deposit
back.

Look, here's a picture of the pen.

It's worth six dollars.

Look, I'm going to just look around. I'm
not going to bother any of your

customers. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Shut up!

Sorry. Lost a pen here earlier. Cost
more than your whole car.

Oh, hell's bells. I was in the other
booth.

You, up now!

Thanks.

Oh, my gosh.

This is too much fun watching him lose
his mind.

Oh, my God, why are they black?

He was checking the toilets in the men's
room. He was in there so much, they

probably think he's cruising it.

Oh, my God, he's risking that guy.

Hey, take your hands off me. All right,
look, this is how it's going to go down.

I'm going to turn around.

You're going to put my pen on that
table.

Then you exit.

No questions asked, no charges pressed.

I don't have your pen.

Liar, you shifty -eyed pimpy.

going to have to ask you to leave.

Oh, are you now?

Interesting.

Then what? I walk out of here, you pawn
my pen.

Next thing you know, you're frolicking
it up down there in Club Med, thanks to

me and my bunk.

Sir, we've called the police.

You have my number.

Here, Maya, would you please give this
back to me and get back to the office?

I sure will.

I think I'm going to see him cry one
more time, like a little bitch.

Look, Jennifer, did you dip this?

Does this look like the picture?

If you can't dip the wieners the
wienersicle way, then maybe you don't

to wear the wienersicle hat.

You need a life. I quit.

I don't need a life. I have wienersicle.

Jennifer, I have a job. I'm a manager.

I'm going somewhere.

I'll have my own franchise at 19 while
you're a what? Another unemployed

statistic.

Hey, Missy, bad time?

No, no, Jim. What's up?

I just want you to know I've had a
wonderful time working here, and I've

so many valuable lessons.

I'm not quitting. It's just that I have
a mortgage to pay, and I can make so

much more at Cinnabon.

This is why America is doomed to be
surpassed by China.

Where is the work ethic? Where is the
loyalty?

Where is the pride in one's job?

I have pride.

I pride myself on my pride. Just go.

I don't have time for people going
nowhere.

I have customers.

Hi.

Welcome to Wienersickle Wednesday.

Please get in one line. Don't shove.

I will get to you as soon as I dip those
dogs, drop those fries, and peddle

these lemons.

Missy, I actually don't start at
Cinnabon until Thursday, so I can help

today.

there to quit.

But you were abducted by aliens?

No. I didn't quit because of my work
ethic and because I don't want our

to be surpassed by China.

The Chinese work, they don't walk out on
some job just because it demeans them.

Okay, sweetie.

Let me break it down real simple.

It demeans us to be seen with you in
that getup.

This is not a getup.

This... is my wiener -stickle uniform,
which I wear with pride.

I am proud of my job.

And a little scared of my manager.

She may only be 17, but she don't play.

She is very high -strung and a little
obsessive -compulsive, and she takes

herself very seriously.

Sounds like you.

Exactly.

And I can't quit on myself.

You quit on yourself when you put that
hat on.

You know, Joan, the only reason that
you're clinging to that job is because

you're afraid of facing what comes next.

Uh, said the woman who stayed in school
for like a hundred years.

Like bite me? Uh, like so bitten.

Uh, William, William.

What happened to you?

Let's just say my pen's not in the
dumpster.

Nor is it in the belly of that surly rat
that lived at the bottom of it.

give that stupid pen back to him. And I
told you how much fun it is to watch him

act like a fool.

Yesterday, he pulled up all the carpet
in his office, and when he called

maintenance to put it back down, I got
the afternoon off.

Hell, I just might keep this little pen
till Christmas.

We rock.

We are Wienersickle.

Welcome to Wienersickle. How can we
serve your Wienersickle needs?

What a long day.

You know what I want to do, Missy?

I sure do.

Scrub out the batter bin and deep pulp
the juicer. We are...

Actually, I was thinking we could take a
little break.

Yeah, I guess we can take a wiener a
minute.

Missy?

You're really into wiener sickle, huh?

I believe one should give one's all to
one's job.

Missy, you don't have to do it all.

Yes, I do.

You strive for a level of perfection
that no one can attain.

Well, that's because most people...

Missy, you expect too much. I mean, this
is just a job. It's not your life.

I know.

I once had a job that I made my entire
life.

Trust me, you do not want to get to 32
and have never stopped to smell the

roses. Well, I guess that can be a
little intense.

Like, I suppose I didn't have to fire
those guys just for being a couple

late. I mean, after all, they were in a
car accident.

You remind me so much of me.

I remember when I used to work at the
Gap.

You worked at the Gap?

In fact, I perfected a method of folding
jeans that shaved three seconds off of

the official Gap time.

Oh, God, they put a picture of me in the
newsletter.

Oh,

that was one of my proudest moments.

You know, until I passed the bar.

You were a lawyer?

Yes.

Like, in this country?

Yes. I was a junior partner at a very
prestigious law firm.

So, why are you working here?

Because I'm 32 and I have never stopped
to smell the roses.

Oh.

I just figured you were mentally
challenged or something.

I'm not mentally challenged.

But you're a grown woman dipping hot
dogs.

Yeah, and I was going to quit, but...

No, I didn't.

But you were crying.

Oh, please, I'm 17. I cry every five
seconds.

In fact, I'll probably cry when I quit
tomorrow.

Wait, wait, what are you talking about?

What about your work ethic? What about
China? What about the wienersickle way?

Girl wienersickle.

I'll get a 30 % discount at Abercrombie
and Fitch and summer's coming.

Are you sure you're not slow?

Thanks for treating my... No, you know,
I haven't paid for a bill in, like, two

years. And, well, since this wash over
here only had water, I can get this.

Oh, dear.

You still have not given that thing
back?

I was going to, till he asked me to
spend the day searching for it in his

Beamer. So I drove it to Disneyland.

You know, see if the pen made it down
there.

It happened.

Then I drove to SeaWorld, see if it was
there. It wasn't.

Then I drove to Tijuana. Girl, I could
have been there, but I got distracted.

Oh, Lord, what do you know? Chicklet.

You know, I still don't get it. What
could make a pen worth $6 ,000?

Let me see that.

Okay, we were right here when I said,
what can make a pen worth $6 ,000?

And then you said, let me see that, and
that was the last time we saw that.

Just so we're clear, Lynn was the last
one who had possession of a $6 ,000 pen.

No, no, no. I was the last one to make
reference.

Of the pen. I did not have possession of
said pen.

Using legal terms, Lynn, ain't gonna get
you off the hook.

I didn't have the damn pen.

Can we just look for it instead of
reenacting the scenario every five

Unless we can fashion a pin and that
number two pencil on this gold tooth

found.

William has just asked out.

I hear that.

I say we just take this to our grave.

Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up.

All hope isn't gone.

We still haven't checked this bottle of
rum.

Hi, my name's Ashley, and I'm a woman in
transition.

I just moved here from the D .C. area,
and I'm trying to figure out how y 'all

work things out here on the West Coast.

I really want to love L .A., but I'm
having a little difficulty.

I mean, would it kill somebody to let a
sister merge?

Hi, my name is Rhonda, a woman in
transition, literally.

I've done the boobs.

I'm just waiting on some more fun to
address the penis, just in case you

would like to help, which would be
fierce.

I'm taking donation.

Hi.

My name is Beverly, a .k .a.

Machete, and I'm a woman in transition.

I just got out of the pen for killing my
husband, but that's not why I'm here.

I just felt the need to share that, you
know, in case something goes down.

Uh, hi.

Um, my name is Joan, and I'm a woman.

In transition, I'm on a quest to find a
career that makes me happy and

fulfilled.

I recently took a big step, and I left
the only career that I've ever known.

I was an attorney. Oh, wait a minute.
Hold up. You straight up live.

You ain't no attorney. I saw you dipping
dogs at the Wienersickle.

Oh, no.

You a grown -ass wiener dipper.

Now, you need to explore why you a
underachiever.

I'm not an underachiever. Oh, really?

Wiener dipper.

Then what are you?

I'm a... I'm a... mentally challenged.

Whoo! Life gave me lemon, and what did I
do?

You made lemonade.

Damn right.

That was stupid.

No, it wasn't.

I was stupid.

I lost a $6 ,000 pen.

And I deserved to. I was flaunting it.
And God don't like gaudy. He's shown me

that.

I've learned my lesson. I'm a changed
man.

I'll buy a Bic tomorrow.

It'll be a top of the line Bic.

Can I get you another round? I don't
deserve another round.

Well, suit yourself.