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Hold it up now.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ronnie, Ronnie.
You're supposed to be reading my essay,
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burning me bald.
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As long as I have two working hands and
three packs of Yakky No. 5, you will
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never be bald.
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Hush up and turn the page.
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And that's why I said, oh, hell yes.
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The end.
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Mm. Mm -mm.
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So?
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What do you think?
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Well, girl, except for a couple of
misbalances and a few runaway comments,
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essay is fierce.
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I mean, why say, oh, hell no, when you
can say, oh, hell yes. It's brilliant.
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It spoke to my heart.
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So you really think it's good?
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It ain't your mama's pot of greens, but
it's good.
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Sat up on that bench like the king of
jurisprudence. I hate it when he does
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that. But then, I pulled a 170 .6 motion
out of my hat.
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Pursuant to CCP Chapter 3? The very one.
What about Section 170 .4?
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I got around it.
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That is so sweet. Clark, you're the man.
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Isn't he a bad mamma jamma, John?
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He is something.
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This is you, John.
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Remember when I used a 39 Cadillac 211?
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Good morning, Counselor. Good morning,
Peters.
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Here's your green tea.
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I printed out your email, confirmed your
3 o 'clock, and, oh, yeah, I quit.
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What?
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Oops, my bad.
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I hereby give my two -week notice of
resignation.
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Why? Because I'm going back to
situations.
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But, Peters, I thought you said you were
through doing hair.
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I was.
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But Ronnie and I made up. Plus, he
promised that if I come back, I will be
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-H -I -C.
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Huh? Head, hot comb, and charge.
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Besides... If I may speak out of turn...
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I need to extricate myself from this
thinking ship you call a career.
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Thinking ship?
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me, Peaches, but I am on the partnership
track.
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If I may speak out of turn again, I
don't know the hell you ain't.
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Any fool can see you don't really want
to be partner. Hell, you don't even want
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to be a lawyer.
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Not in your heart of hearts.
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Of course I do.
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Girl, you need to stop faking the funk.
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Peaches gave notice today.
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And you need my back?
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No.
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But get this.
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He had the nerve to tell me that he
doesn't think I'm ever going to make
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partner because my heart isn't in my
job.
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Isn't that ridiculous?
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I'm going to have the fish of the day.
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You too?
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Well, Joan, is your heart in it? Yes.
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I wouldn't have wasted three years in
law school taking the bar. And for the
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last seven years practicing law, my
heart wasn't in it. That's not what I'm
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talking about.
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Look at me. I love the law.
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I crave it. Do you crave it?
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Do you think about it all the time?
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In the car.
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During sex.
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During sex in the car.
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No, because I have a life.
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Real lawyers don't have lives.
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We have law.
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You know what I thought about this
morning in the shower?
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Naked Republican lesbians writhing in a
warm pool of mud.
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Yeah, but after that...
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I thought about arguing a landmark case
in front of the Supreme Court.
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Now, what'd you think about the shower?
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Honestly?
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That I can't wait to remodel my shower?
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Joan, let's face it. I wake up ready to
litigate. You wake up ready to decorate.
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I like trying cases.
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You like trading spaces.
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Okay, William, I get the point. Wait, I
have another one.
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I like watching court TV.
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You throw around potpourri.
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Check. Coveralls.
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Check.
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All right, guys, I think that's
everything.
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Uh, you forgot to mention Tony's new do.
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Check. And if y 'all get any paint on
it, y 'all will be dead. Check.
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How about when we finish here, we go
over to my place and paint Jabari's room
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real quick?
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Check.
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Get a sense to get a check.
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Hello. I live in a hellhole. Ladies, can
we please get started?
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Tony, here's a brush. No, I'm good. I
brought my own.
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All right.
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Perfect.
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When are y 'all going to get started?
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Tony, we're finished.
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Well, somebody set the bar pretty low.
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Tony, shut up.
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John, you are amazing.
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I mean, look at this place.
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It's tasteful and stylish.
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And not finished.
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Somebody's got to get rid of these
boxes.
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Oh, no, no, no. These are all your thank
you gifts.
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It's all the stuff that I borrowed from
you guys for over the years.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute. Lynn, how did you get my
Bobby Brown CDs?
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Hey, it's my prerogative.
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Oh, my God. I haven't seen these things
since college.
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Ooh, my sweater from the limited, my
Dura pants from the limited, and my
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limited credit card.
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Oh, yeah, you might want to pay that
off.
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Lynn, how did you get my birth
certificate?
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It was easy. I just wrote to the
Department of Records.
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Why? Why are you all up in my business?
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Lynn, what the hell is this?
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What? This.
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My application to the Fashion Institute
that you were supposed to mail for me
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senior year.
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Oh, that.
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25 cents dance.
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Memories.
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Lynn, why is it still in the box?
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Why didn't you mail it?
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My guess. I forgot. Lynn, I'm serious.
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Joan, don't you think you're
overreacting?
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I mean, it was ten years ago, so I
didn't mail it. What's the big deal?
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No, I'm not overreacting, Lynn. And the
big deal is that I waited for the damn
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response for weeks.
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And when it didn't come, I thought it
was a sign that I should go to law
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so I did.
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And now I'm stuck being a stupid lawyer
with a stupid life, all because of your
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inadvertent malfeasance. Thanks a lot,
Lynn. Thank you for ruining my life.
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How about thanks to me she can use big
law words like inadvertent malfeasance?
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No judgment may be supported by
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inference. Ah, but inference must be a
reasonable conclusion and cannot be
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upon... Suspicion or surmise. And an
inference cannot stand if it is
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unreasonable when... Viewed in the light
of...
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It's almost brilliant in its simplicity.
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This is you, John.
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What's up with her?
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Somebody's got a gavel up their butt.
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Hey, Maya.
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Hey. Now, why are you looking all oh,
hell no when you are Mr.
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Oh, hell yes.
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Because I got a D plus on my essay.
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Why? I don't know.
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Guess the professor didn't like that I
wrote about myself.
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Girl, your professor is stupid.
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That essay saved my life.
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Mabel, how did you get my essay?
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Oh, I put a copy of that in the waiting
area to uplift my clients. Because these
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heifers in here wear Cousin Ronnie out
with all their drama.
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And now, you're a hit.
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Maya, before I read Oh, Hell Yes, I was
at a low point. My boyfriend was
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tripping. My husband was getting on my
last nerve.
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Child's ready to jump off my garage.
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And my essay kept you from jumping? Oh,
no, she jumped. But when she hit the
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pavement, she thought, was that stupid?
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Oh, hell yes.
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Knock,
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knock, Joan.
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Oh, God, hi, Sharon.
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How are you?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, don't bother. You
see, I've been standing here long enough
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to see that you were squandering
billable hours.
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I'm sorry.
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I just, I have something on my mind.
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Yeah. Well, I'm certain it's some
extremely personal matter that would
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served by talking to your girlfriends on
your own time.
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Actually, Sharon, I'd like to talk to
you.
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Because I'm your girlfriend?
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Um, okay.
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We are so close.
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So, girlfriend.
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What's going on?
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I've just been feeling really depressed
lately.
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And actually, it's ever since I was
passed over for senior partner.
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Not that you don't deserve it.
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I feel unfulfilled.
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Unfulfilled?
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Joan, you work to get a check.
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That's why they call it compensation. To
compensate. and say you for being
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unfulfilled. But it can't just be about
a check.
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Well, no. I mean, certainly not your
check.
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The fact is, you know, for me, it's
about power and it's about respect.
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It's about the fact, Joan, Joan, when I
walk into a room, they see a partner,
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they see prestige, not a...
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Poor girl who spoke gull until she was
13, and who could barbecue a skunk like
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nobody's business?
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But back to you.
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I don't know.
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I just, I don't feel challenged anymore.
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I mean, when I went to law school, I saw
myself making a difference, changing
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the world, but now it just feels like
another day, another billable hour.
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Well...
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Girlfriend. As my wise old mentor used
to say, stop your whining.
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Nobody wants to hear it. And if you call
my house one more time, I'm going to
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get that restraining order.
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God, I miss her.
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I'm ordering. Joan should have been here
by now.
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Don't be a stupid bitch. Don't be a
skank hoe.
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nobody talking to you, Tommy. I'm
looking for a self -affirming way to
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don't be a stupid bitch.
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You know, for my fans.
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How's, don't be a stupid bitch, girl.
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Now, you see how adding girl makes it
more personal.
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Friendly life.
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Fans, Maya. Yeah, a couple of Ronnie's
clients read my essay and found it quite
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inspirational, so I feel compelled to
write down my brilliance. You know, as
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comes to me.
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What?
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Where have you been?
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Uh, Tony.
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I thought we agreed. The question was
going to be, what the hell were you
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thinking when you talked to Sharon
today?
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What? Sharon's assistant told Pete just
who told me that you told Sharon that
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you hate your job.
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Well, then Sharon told Sweetie.
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What? I talked to Sharon as a friend.
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Idiot, she is not your friend. She is
your boss.
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You know what I think, John?
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I think that you sabotaged your job just
like you do all your relationships.
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Damn, I'm so insightful.
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I've got to write that down.
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What were you thinking?
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You finally messed up the one good thing
you had going on in your life.
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Maybe Maya's right.
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Maybe I sabotaged my job on purpose. I
mean, the truth is I've been unhappy for
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a long time.
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That's why I snapped at Lynn. I feel
trapped in my job.
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Joan, lots of people feel trapped in
their job.
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Okay, but you don't just up and quit
before you've got something better to go
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to. Yeah, but I dread going to work.
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I hate having to kiss the asses of all
these money -hungry corporate clients.
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I hate having to keep track of every
second of every day so that I can reach
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some arbitrary number of billable hours
just to earn some year -end bonus so I
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can pay for a vacation that I don't even
have time to take.
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I hate it all. Well, do you like to eat?
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Tony, I have money saved up to last me
at least a year.
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What are you going to do after this?
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Well, I have lots of ideas.
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You know how I love to remodel?
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I mean, I did such a great job with
Lynn's Place.
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So I was thinking that I could buy
houses, remodel them, and then flip them
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a profit. Oh, Joan, sweetie.
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The real estate market is not for the
meek and the foolish.
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It's for the cute and the vicious.
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Well?
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I could always open a tea house. There's
a niche waiting to be filled.
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Here's the glitch in your niche.
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Everybody's drinking coffee.
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Well, I have been tinkering with
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a Broadway musical.
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It's an adaptation of Twelfth Night set
in Fresno during the gold rush.
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Oh, hell.
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Who am I kidding? I need to go and get
my job back.
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Clayton?
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Oh, hello.
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Can we see you in your office, Clayton?
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Sure, go right in.
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You know they only come in pairs when
they're going to fire you.
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Listen, I want you to keep your ear to
the door, okay? If you hear things going
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south, you run in with my letter of
resignation.
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That way at least I get to leave here
with my dignity intact.
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Honey, you just work on leaving here
with some severance, okay?
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Shut the door, Clayton.
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Listen, um, about yesterday.
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Yes, about yesterday. I heard your
complaints loud and clear, and I
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them with the other partner.
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Mm -hmm.
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We simply will not tolerate such an
unhappy attorney.
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With all due respect, um, I know I might
have conveyed unhappy.
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But what I meant to convey was
blissfully employed.
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John, don't backpedal.
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This is what you asked for. No, our
hands are tied.
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We have no choice but to ask you to pack
up this office and move upstairs.
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You've been promoted.
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Oops.
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My bad.
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Low blood sugar.
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Any of y 'all got some horror candy?
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It was my own.
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Inability to communicate with my
husband.
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That caused me to unleash my hoe within.
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But I had to forgive myself.
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Okay? And at first I thought, oh, hell
no.
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I can't. I can't. But I lifted my head
up and I said, oh, hell yes.
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I can.
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And I did.
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So when your car has been repossessed,
your medical bills are piling up. Oh,
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preacher has absconded. Thank
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you
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very much.
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Thank you. That was great.
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You're wonderful. That's just great.
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These women are sopping you up like a
basket.
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I need to stop giving my gravy away for
free.
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Tell yourself.
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I'm telling.
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They need to be buying my book.
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What book? The one I'm going to start
writing tonight.
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Girl, ain't nobody going to pay for
that.
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Don't listen to her.
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These women will buy anything up in this
salon.
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Meat, bean pies, fake purses, airline
tickets.
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Watch this.
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Ladies, would all y 'all like to buy
Maya's book?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey.
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00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,580
Hey. Is that baby?
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Are you still mad at me?
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00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,510
No. Then it's not a baby.
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It's your old pea coat from the limited.
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Found it in the last box.
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I figured if you thought I was holding a
baby, you wouldn't hit me.
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It's all right, Lynn.
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No, it's not.
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Look, the girls told me about your job.
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Or rather, your job loss. I'm sorry.
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Getting fired sucks.
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Lynn, I... But don't freak out.
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Maybe it's a blessing.
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Come on, Joan.
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The only reason you went to law school
was because you thought it was the safe
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thing to do.
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It wasn't what you really wanted.
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Now you have another chance. Maybe you
can spread your wings and find something
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that you really want to do.
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I know it sounds risky, but I'm telling
you, Joan, take the risk.
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Lynn, I didn't get fired.
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I got a promotion.
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Didn't see that coming.
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I got a huge raise.
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So now I get to travel and oversee
associates, but most importantly, my
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is the same size as William's.
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So everything is perfect.
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As long as you're happy. I am.
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Then I'm happy for you.
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So, can I have the peacoat? Sure.
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Here. Great.
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Call me when it's back in the cleaners.
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Here we are.
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Welcome to the 28th floor, where the
coffee's Colombian, the cigars are
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and the toilet paper's quilted.
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Oh, come on, Joan.
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This is us.
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No, William.
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It's you.
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It's not me.
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Not anymore.
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Harold Clayton Esquire.
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Counselor, what are you doing with that
box? Aren't you here for another week?
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Yeah. I was just practicing.
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The box is empty.
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00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,110
Well, then give it here because it's my
last day.
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00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,039
You gonna come help me with the thing?
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