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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:20,240 I have pepper spray. 2 00:00:20,241 --> 00:00:23,019 No, no, no, no, look, I'm not trying to hurt you. 3 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:25,010 I know it must have been weird last time. 4 00:00:25,011 --> 00:00:28,999 Stranger coming up to you out of the blue, but I just want to get to know you 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,119 better. Really, trust me, I'm no psycho stalker. 6 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:35,120 Look, I have some, uh... Oh, no, no, don't spray! 7 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:36,530 Don't spray! 8 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,490 Please, I just have some papers here. 9 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:42,870 Just papers that will prove to you that I'm a stand -up guy. 10 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,570 See, my birth certificate. 11 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:47,090 Oh, here's my driver's license. 12 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:51,640 Now, I wish I'd gotten my hair cut before, but it's a good likeness. 13 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:53,750 And my bar association card. 14 00:00:53,751 --> 00:00:54,989 I'm a lawyer. 15 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:56,490 Do any personal injury stuff? 16 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:57,870 No, just mostly corporate. 17 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:02,580 Here's my Eagle Scout badge. Now, you know they just don't throw these around. 18 00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:03,990 Here's a picture of my mama. 19 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,010 Another picture of my mama. 20 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:08,510 Still another picture of my mama. 21 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:10,070 It's before she got the perm. 22 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:14,590 So, would you like to go out sometime? 23 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:18,040 Please, I go out with him before I go out with you. 24 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,430 Sorry, toots, I'm gay. 25 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:25,630 But you, I do like me a good mama's boy. 26 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,919 Yeah, like I said, I just came by to borrow your music to make love by CD. I 27 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:00,119 figured I'd get it out of your house so it wouldn't torment you on Valentine's 28 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,460 Day. Tony, I'm fine being alone. 29 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,080 Oh, you poor, pathetic, valentineless pool of denial. 30 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,690 Come here. 31 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,340 Let me console you. What? Oh, okay. Tony. 32 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:12,630 Tony! Uh -huh? 33 00:02:12,820 --> 00:02:13,870 I'm fine. 34 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,600 Really? I am. 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:16,980 You got your CD? 36 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,610 Go! 37 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,090 I should get back. 38 00:02:22,091 --> 00:02:25,279 I mean, Todd's been doing a bunch of romantic stuff at the build -up to 39 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,160 Valentine's Day, and I should be there for some of that. 40 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,020 Hey, Tony, wait a minute. 41 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,940 Are you going shopping tomorrow? 42 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,520 Am I gorgeous and witty? 43 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,819 Great. Can you return this watch for me? I bought it at Neiman's, and I got it 44 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,899 for Brock for Valentine's Day, but, you know, since we're not together 45 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,120 anymore... Oh, forget Todd. 46 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,230 I'll stay here and cry you through the holiday. 47 00:02:45,231 --> 00:02:49,639 First... We'll find a hammer and smash this stupid watch to pieces like Brock 48 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,690 did your heart. 49 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:55,380 Tony, it was expensive. I just want my money back. 50 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,400 To hire someone to break his leg? 51 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:00,040 Stop, Tony, really. Come on. 52 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,600 I'm in a good place. 53 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,730 Really. 54 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:09,679 My mother once told me that when you break up with someone, God sends you 55 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,740 the equivalent or better. 56 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,560 Is that what she was saying? 57 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,110 I thought she was saying when you run out of love's lubricant, use butter. 58 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:22,110 What? You know how your mama mumbles? And we know she's a freak. 59 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:31,719 Then we can meet at the bar for cocktails at 7, go downstairs for 60 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,160 exchange Valentine's gifts. 61 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:34,390 Yeah, I was thinking. 62 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,339 With our debt, maybe the best Valentine's gift we can give each other 63 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:40,720 give each other gifts at all. 64 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,260 I don't know what to say. 65 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:48,749 For you to call it our debt and to sacrifice a gift that's so selfless, so 66 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,330 thoughtful, so not like you. 67 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:54,630 What did you buy? 68 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:57,870 Oh, um, $2 ,500 pair of boots. 69 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,850 You spent $2 ,500 on shoes? 70 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,370 Boots, Todd, I'm not crazy. 71 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:07,029 How could you? Todd, our budget shouldn't be about spending no money. It 72 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:09,260 be about spending money in the right places. 73 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,480 And me walking around in $500 flats with leather uppers? 74 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,750 That ain't right. 75 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,740 Fine. We won't exchange gifts. 76 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:18,629 Listen to you. 77 00:04:18,899 --> 00:04:21,129 Trying to make it sound like it was your idea. 78 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,160 That's it for today. 79 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,880 Don't forget, exam on Monday. 80 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,410 Bring your blue book. 81 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,720 Thank you, Professor. 82 00:04:33,631 --> 00:04:39,039 Do you have last week's notes, dear? I've got all of them. 83 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,480 Then I have last week's notes. 84 00:04:44,090 --> 00:04:45,140 Great. Okay. 85 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:46,640 Oh, you're awesome. 86 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:49,310 Thank you, girl. 87 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:51,620 All right. 88 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:56,680 What's this? 89 00:04:56,890 --> 00:04:57,940 Read it. 90 00:04:57,970 --> 00:04:59,020 Okay. 91 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:07,730 Please flies my valentine. Oh, no, no, no. Those are not flies. Those are bees. 92 00:05:08,210 --> 00:05:09,790 Please bees my valentine? 93 00:05:10,730 --> 00:05:12,210 Okay. Listen, listen. 94 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:15,320 Would you like to go to dinner with me? 95 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,230 I don't think so. 96 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,860 No? You don't like the bees? No. 97 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,280 The bees are great. It's just I don't know you. 98 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:26,460 Oh, well, I'm Alex. 99 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:29,360 Maya, I still don't know you. 100 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:33,870 I've been watching you here in the class and seeing how into it you are. 101 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,180 I like that about you. 102 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,620 This degree is very important to me. 103 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,440 I see. Claro to me, too. 104 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,210 Then why don't you take in your own notes? 105 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,680 Oh, oh, you know what? 106 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:50,859 Not bad. Here, you know what? Take your money and here, take one for free. For 107 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:51,910 free? Yeah. 108 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,370 Now you really got to let me take you to dinner. 109 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:59,079 Between school, work, and being a single mom, all the time I do have left, I 110 00:05:59,080 --> 00:05:59,859 need to study. 111 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,120 And for hustling notes. 112 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:02,420 I can't take them back. 113 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,430 Okay, somewhere I think we take a wrong turn, okay? 114 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,080 I really just tried to take you to dinner. 115 00:06:09,420 --> 00:06:11,420 Thank you, but no. 116 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,370 I guess I'll just see you around. 117 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:16,020 See ya. 118 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:20,910 Girl, you better jump on that. 119 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:22,540 I don't want him. 120 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:25,920 But he's feeling you, and you need to be trying to feel him back. 121 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:27,470 What are you, his P -I -N -P? 122 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:30,410 He doesn't need one. That's Alex Mendoza. 123 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:34,090 Who? Come on, American League Rookie of the Year. 124 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:36,390 Three million dollar signing bonus. 125 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,960 Oh, girl, you don't know nothing about baseball. 126 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:43,170 He plays for the team with the little birdies on their hats. 127 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,480 Sorry, still not interested. 128 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,560 And can you put in a good word for me? 129 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:54,919 What am I, your P .I .M .P.? No, no, no, it's not like that. I just need you to 130 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,350 talk to the girl for me. See, the psychic said that she's the one for me. 131 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:00,199 But I think I might have scared her off. 132 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,619 Wouldn't scaring her off imply she's not the one? 133 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:06,060 No, no, no, I'm not deterred by her fear nor her pepper spray. 134 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:09,110 Please, Lynn, just wait at the bus stop for me. 135 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,180 Look, how will I even know if it's her? 136 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:12,480 This is a picture of her. 137 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,120 Isn't she beautiful? 138 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:17,460 Just ignore her flipping me the bird. 139 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,140 I don't know about this one, William. 140 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:24,439 Come on, Lynn. If I don't ever get to know her, I'll be spending the rest of 141 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,060 life wondering if she was the one. 142 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:30,419 Look, I sympathize with you, but I'm not going to wait at some bus stop. I'll 143 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:32,819 add an extra thousand to your alimony settlement. 144 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,360 Just draw the map on my hand. 145 00:07:41,431 --> 00:07:48,639 Just come busting in here. The hell I can't. That woman doesn't have a date. 146 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,599 wasn't at work. She's not answering her cell phone. What does that tell you? She 147 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,650 has a life. 148 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,440 It means she's done harm to herself. 149 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,979 Now, I'm going to check the back and see if she's overdosed. You check the 150 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,900 garage for carbon monoxide poisoning. 151 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,300 Okay, no sign of foul play. 152 00:08:04,781 --> 00:08:07,799 Why are you just sitting there? 153 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,659 Tony, calm down. Maybe she just went out. 154 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,010 Yeah, to get a garden hose and a full tank of gas. 155 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,020 When she gets back, she's going to have a reason to live. 156 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:20,820 What's that? 157 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,140 A gift. 158 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:26,129 You bought Joan a Valentine's Day gift? Yeah, it's a tennis bracelet. She was 159 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,669 hoping to get one from Brock, but since they're not together anymore, I'm going 160 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:30,720 to be there for her. 161 00:08:30,721 --> 00:08:32,229 Wait a minute. 162 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:35,729 I can't just leave this here hoping she'll be all right. I've got to find 163 00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:37,290 That's what she expects me to do. 164 00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:41,400 Don't just sit there picking your nose. Help me look for clues. 165 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:42,780 Father Joan. 166 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:46,269 Aha! 167 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,620 The paper's open to the movie section. 168 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,740 And her movie sweater is gone, too. 169 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,080 Oh, dear God, it's worse than I thought. 170 00:08:58,420 --> 00:08:59,740 She hasn't killed herself. 171 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,900 She's gone to the movies alone. 172 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,640 Not a dollar. 173 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,400 Hi. 174 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:40,440 Hey. 175 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,310 I'm a friend of William's. 176 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:43,990 The big gum with the mama issues? 177 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:48,530 Yes. Look, I'm here to tell you, he is a great guy. 178 00:09:48,531 --> 00:09:51,729 He's just interested in getting to know you. It'd be great if you'd give him a 179 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:52,569 chance. 180 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,410 What are you, his P .I .M .P.? No. 181 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:55,970 I am his friend. 182 00:09:56,550 --> 00:10:01,199 Well. He used to be his roommate, which was before we were sex buddies, but way 183 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,420 before we got married. 184 00:10:02,421 --> 00:10:06,699 We're not married anymore, don't worry. He's a sham of a marriage. But he cared 185 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,980 enough to give me alimony. 186 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,350 See, we do things like that for each other. 187 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,820 Like the time I shot his fiancée with a tranquilizer dart. 188 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,840 Girl, that's a story for another time. 189 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:38,089 I knew being alone on Valentine's Day would send you plummeting into deep 190 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:40,210 depression, so I'm here to be your rock. 191 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,270 I'm your reason to live. Shh, shh. 192 00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,040 Tony, I'm fine. 193 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,170 Girl, please, don't run. 194 00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:51,189 The only people who go to movies alone are lonely, pathetic women and perverts. 195 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:52,240 Put that thing away. 196 00:10:52,241 --> 00:10:56,029 I'm here for you, girl, so just go ahead, let it out. 197 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,949 Tony, I'm not crying because I'm depressed. 198 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,300 I'm crying because it's a bad part of the movie. 199 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:03,550 Joan, you're hurting inside. 200 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,980 Sweetie, it's okay to let that show. 201 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:09,819 And besides, he regains his eyesight in a minute. Now, when his fiance gets hit 202 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,200 by the Amtrak, whoo, that's sad. 203 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,430 Thanks a lot. 204 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:17,850 Oh, shut up. It's not like I told you they were brother and sister. 205 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,400 Tony, you are ruining the movie. Be quiet. 206 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,330 Well, you were in the popcorn. Where's the butter? 207 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,620 Thanks to you, Tony, I can no longer eat butter. 208 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:31,630 Now, I really just wanted to spend the day alone. Will you please? 209 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:34,060 I know go means stay. 210 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:38,100 No go means get the hell on and get out of here. 211 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,790 Fine. 212 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,790 I'll go. 213 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,740 As long as I can keep my eye on you. 214 00:11:50,091 --> 00:11:52,179 Excuse me. 215 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:53,500 We've had some complaints. 216 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:55,180 Could you come with me, please? 217 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,340 Me, please? 218 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:58,270 Please? 219 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,840 Davis. Hey. 220 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,010 Hi. 221 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,620 Hi. Guys. 222 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,940 Wow, what's it been, like three years? 223 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,350 Oh, yeah, at least. 224 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:34,840 Oh, God. 225 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,420 So how are you? I'm really good. 226 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,280 It is so nice to see you. 227 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,600 So are you here with somebody? 228 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,500 Oh, no, no. 229 00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:47,660 Me neither. 230 00:12:49,110 --> 00:12:50,170 And I'm okay with it. 231 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,880 In fact, I've really been enjoying my day alone. 232 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,360 Well, I wasn't. 233 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:58,680 Until now. 234 00:13:03,681 --> 00:13:05,649 Excuse me. 235 00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,730 Are you Maya Wilkes? 236 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,420 Who wants to know? 237 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,290 I'm Edward from the limousine service. 238 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:15,760 Alex Mendoza sent me to take a Maya Wilkes to her evening class. 239 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:20,779 How do I know that you're not some killer who rented some bogus uniform to 240 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:24,659 me into his panel van, drop me down some well to fatten me up and make a coat 241 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:25,710 out of my skin? 242 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:29,750 I can see I'm going to be driving you to one of those special schools. 243 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,680 Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did. 244 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,680 Let me break it down for you. 245 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:37,479 Somebody is trying to do something nice for you. 246 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,800 So get your books and get in the damn stretch, men. 247 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,110 A stretch limo? 248 00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:44,999 Okay, you know what? You should have said that from jump. No serial killer 249 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,050 a stretch. 250 00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,059 Hey, Maya, where are you headed to? 251 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:52,640 Oh, I'm just going to class in a stretch limo. You know how I do. 252 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,810 Hey, Maya. 253 00:13:56,980 --> 00:14:00,230 Where's Maya? She's going to class in a limo. You know how she'd do. 254 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:03,500 Well, what happened? Did you find her? 255 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:07,439 Well, the good news is she was back at the bus stop, so you didn't scare her 256 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,940 away. Hey, what's the bad news? 257 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:10,100 I scared her away. 258 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,320 What? Lynn? 259 00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,830 Hold on, hold on. 260 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:17,489 Good news is, I followed her to work. So, I got her name. It's Donna. And her 261 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,849 schedule. So you'll know when to expect her back at the bus stop. Well, what's 262 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:21,629 the bad news? 263 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:24,589 I got arrested for trespassing and breaking open a filing cabinet. 264 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,640 I need a lawyer. 265 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,210 I'm sorry. I only do corporate. 266 00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:34,719 All I'm saying is, your restaurant probably would have stayed open if you 267 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,179 hiked up the prices on the crab cakes. Please, I would have stayed open if I 268 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:41,130 hadn't been giving you crab cakes for free. That's not true. 269 00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:48,180 Joan, how come we never got together? 270 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:55,199 Well, I think it had something to do with your fiancée, Ava, and the fact 271 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,680 she didn't like to share. 272 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,270 Yeah, well... 273 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,730 Ava and I went the way of the restaurant. 274 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,810 You guys broke up? 275 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,650 I'm sorry. 276 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,710 No, don't be. 277 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:07,140 We just weren't meant to be. 278 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,490 Felt like we were together just to be together, you know? 279 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,860 We weren't soulmates. 280 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,230 Well, that's not all it's cracked up to be. 281 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,420 I found my soulmate. 282 00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:20,079 Unfortunately, he didn't want to have kids. 283 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,130 I'm sorry. 284 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,290 Say lovey. 285 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,380 You know, Joan. 286 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,280 Huh? We almost got together on Valentine's Day. 287 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,370 Maybe this Valentine's Day we can finally get it right. 288 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,750 You know, it's funny. 289 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:45,339 The old Joan would have seen our chance meeting at the movie theater as a sign 290 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:47,300 that we should be together. 291 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:52,179 And here comes the big brush -off. No, Davis, this isn't a brush -off. It's 292 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:56,120 of a... Okay, so it's a brush -off. 293 00:15:57,870 --> 00:15:59,050 But it's not about you. 294 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:04,070 I'm just in such a different place. I'm enjoying being by myself. 295 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:08,730 In fact, I really... I just wanted to spend the day at the movies. 296 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,380 And I'm ruining that. 297 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,110 No, I am having such a good time catching up with you. 298 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:22,489 But... Honestly, if I were to leave right now, I could catch the 7 .45 299 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:23,540 show. 300 00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,769 Maybe we're just meant to be friends. 301 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,320 I'd like that. 302 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,690 I've got something for you. 303 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,529 Tony, we said we weren't going to exchange gifts. 304 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,110 Uh -uh -uh, just open it. 305 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,290 You return the boots. 306 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,610 I saw how hurt you were when I got Jonah a gift and hadn't gotten you anything. 307 00:16:59,611 --> 00:17:00,979 You saw that? 308 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:02,640 Yeah, all by myself. 309 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,779 And I didn't have to have my friends explain your feelings to me or read your 310 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,830 little diary. What? 311 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:14,160 The point is, I saw you were hurting and I did something about it. See? 312 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,450 I'm growing. 313 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,680 I love you. 314 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,560 I love you, too. 315 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,560 Happy Valentine's Day. 316 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:39,250 Please, just give me one moment of your time and I'll leave you alone. 317 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,530 I promise. 318 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,620 Forever? Yes, forever. 319 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:44,310 Please. 320 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,480 Look, I'm just a regular guy. 321 00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:52,879 I mean, I'm no different from anybody else. 322 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,710 I'm just trying to find that special someone, you know? 323 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,290 Go on. 324 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,970 Well, I never approached anybody at a bus stop before. 325 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,770 So that earlier stuff, you can just chalk up to me. 326 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,480 not understanding the proper bus stop protocol. 327 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:11,209 If we can, I'd really like to start fresh from this moment, because I see 328 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,580 something in you that really makes me want to get to know you better. 329 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,150 I'm just asking you to take a chance. 330 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,530 Look, I'm going to be here in an hour. 331 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:25,289 It's a public place with plenty of people, plenty of escape routes. If you 332 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:28,450 any interest at all, meet me there. 333 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,420 And if you don't show up, I promise you I'll never bother you again. 334 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:38,940 Okay? 335 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,660 You are going to talk to me once we get to dinner, right? 336 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,050 If I finish this chapter. 337 00:19:12,470 --> 00:19:13,630 Look, Mr. 338 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:17,610 Superstar, if you're going to date me, you've got to let me get my study on. 339 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,420 In fact, if you're going to date me, I need to see you get your study on. 340 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:24,609 I know you're making millions now, but what are you going to fall back on when 341 00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,750 baseball is over, huh? 342 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:27,790 The interest on my millions. 343 00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,200 I'm kidding. 344 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,360 Yeah. 345 00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,039 Well, I'm not. 346 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,330 All right, now grab a book and get to cracking. 347 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,800 the manager. 348 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,200 Oh my bad. 349 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,199 Enjoy your hot dog. 350 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,750 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26976

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