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Hi, sweetie.
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Hi. What are you doing here?
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Well, me and my little man are out
cruising for chicks.
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His moms are at some invitation -only
lesbian soiree.
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There's a promise of pictures.
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Anyway, we were in the neighborhood, and
he goes, Hey, ain't that Auntie Joan's
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house?
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William, I know what you're doing.
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You came over here because I broke up
with Brock because he didn't want to
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children, and you figured that a baby
would share a poor child with Joan.
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No.
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I just don't do the poopy diapers.
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hiding game again.
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Where could he be?
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Nope, not in the drawer.
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Not in the candy jar. Somebody must have
found a new hiding place.
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Hello, dear.
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Oh, babe, you ruined it for me. Where
were you? In one of my shoe boxes?
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Is that a reference to the fact that I'm
short?
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That your feet are so damn big.
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Finally,
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something that isn't a bill.
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A check for $900? Now that's my kind of
card.
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Dear Tony, given the horrible thing I
did, I understand why you didn't return
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message before your wedding.
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But your fiancé sounded nice.
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I just wanted you to know I'm sincerely
happy for you.
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I also wanted to pay you back at least
the financial part of what I owe you.
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All the best, Greg.
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What the hell is this?
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A guy named Greg did call.
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Six months ago.
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A guy named Greg? Yeah, I'm sorry. I
guess I forgot.
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You forgot?
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My ex -boyfriend, the love of my life,
called and you forgot?
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The love of your life? Don't be trying
to change the subject.
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Last time you saw the love of your life,
he was screwing another woman right
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here in your living room.
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Honey, why do you care that he called
anyway?
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Todd, I care.
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that you would keep something from me.
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I care that the issue of trust keeps
coming up in our marriage.
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What other messages didn't I get? Huh?
Did Terrell Davis call?
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Did Clay Spencer call?
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Who were they?
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My ex -fiances, but we're not on that.
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Okay, you want to know the truth?
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I was afraid of losing you.
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I get that. Go on.
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We hadn't dated very long, and I knew
that Greg was the one great love of your
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life, as you keep reminding me, so...
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I was afraid if he was back in the
picture, I might lose you to him. And I
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didn't want to lose you. I wanted to
win.
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But you never thought about what I
needed.
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Greg hurt me, Todd. And according to
this, he had some regrets. I needed to
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that. I still need to hear it. Why?
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Because. Because why?
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Because I'm adopted.
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What? I don't know. It always works for
land.
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I'm trying to catch the baby's breath on
this mirror.
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He's been sleeping for an awfully long
time. He even slept through his diaper
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being changed. I think something could
be wrong.
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Oh, no. Let sleeping babies lie, Joan.
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You know, the dint men are known for
their sleeping skills.
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Isn't that right, little buddy?
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Little buddy.
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That too, little buddy. That too. Oh, my
God, he's in a coma.
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No, no, there he is.
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There he is, smiling away.
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There you go, daddy.
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Told you he's fine.
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William, now that he's up, can I hold
him?
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Sure.
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Rock him gently between your breasts and
put him to sleep.
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Or improvise with what you have.
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Are you sure it's okay? Because, you
know, some babies don't do well with
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strangers. Oh, sure. Look.
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My little Willie is the perfect pass
-around baby.
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He loves everybody.
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Except for you.
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Hey, baby.
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How was practice?
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It was all right.
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Did you thank Armani's mom for giving
you a ride home?
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Yeah.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm good.
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You know what, Jabari?
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When something's bothering me, it always
makes me feel better to just talk about
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it. I'm his mom, remember?
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Thanks.
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You know, Jabari, baby.
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When something's bothering me, it always
makes me feel better.
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Talk about it.
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I don't want to. You better tell me
what's wrong.
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Everybody at school thinks you two are
lesbos.
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What? Tabari!
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Lesbo is a derogatory term. The proper
word is lesbian.
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Well, everybody at school thinks you two
are lesbians.
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That's better.
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No, it's not, Lynn.
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Jabari, baby, why don't you just tell
your friends that Mommy's friend is just
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staying with her and sleeping in the
same bed and... Oh, hell.
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You know what? I want you to go in the
back room and I'll explain to you later.
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Daddy's picking me up. I'll just ask him
right.
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No, you better not say anything to him.
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Get all hot and bothered for no reason.
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This is crazy.
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I mean, what about me says a lesbian?
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Well, you did leave your husband.
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And there's the bang.
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What? Girl, you got bangs.
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Yeah, but mine looks straight.
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Shut up.
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You know what? Even if I were a lesbian,
what would I be doing with you?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying.
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You're not my type.
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What's wrong with me?
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I don't know.
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I just think I could do better.
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Joan, give me the baby. No, no, no. I
got it. He's been wailing. for 30
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Maybe he just needs a little back rub.
Come on.
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Okay. So maybe I need to break out my
toys.
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Yeah. You go pleasure yourself and I'll
calm the baby.
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No, I've got baby toys.
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Oh, dear, Joan.
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I've got some baby toys.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Oh, look, he's quieted down.
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So, let me have him back.
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Let me have him back.
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It's okay.
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Oh, my God.
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He hates me.
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I can't believe I gave up my enchanted
love to be the object of hatred.
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You know, you can always call up Brock
and go, Hey, talk about irony.
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All right.
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Give me back the crybaby. Come on.
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Leave her. You know, it's like the girl
has lost her damn mind.
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What are you doing to little Willie?
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Nothing. He likes me.
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Yeah, it must be nice to be liked.
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What's your problem?
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Apparently I'm not good enough to be
Maya's lesbian lover.
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What?
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Perhaps I could be a help here.
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And what the hell's going on here?
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Okay, well, apparently some kids... Let
me have a look.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, you go. Okay, yeah,
well, some kids at the school were
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Jabari, telling him that he had two
mommies because they thought that Lynn
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were... lesbians.
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And apparently she'd rather die than be
a lesbian with me. I never said that!
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Naya, I think you're being a tad hasty.
You should give Lynn a chance and then
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decide. Oh, what, so you can watch?
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And then jump in if the spirit moves me,
of course.
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Look, you guys, you know what? I have
absolutely nothing against lesbians. I
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don't. I'm just not one.
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Sweetie, those banks be different.
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Oh!
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You will not believe what he's done now.
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Okay, I gotta start locking my door.
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Go ahead. I have a key.
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That man is nothing but a pack of secret
slime.
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I found out Greg called right before the
wedding, and Todd never gave me the
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message.
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Oh!
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Oh, God.
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Okay, bitch.
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I was so mad, I just had to get out of
there. Well, damn, Tony, I wouldn't have
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given you the message either.
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But more importantly, we just discovered
that Maya and Lynn are lesbians.
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Are you interested in a threesome?
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I knew something was up with you when
you got those bangs.
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Yeah, but mine look straight.
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Tony, after everything that Greg did,
why would you want anything to do with
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that man?
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You sound like Todd.
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Nobody seems to...
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closure i thought you got that when you
told a little man i do oh little maya
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you should be a lesbian because you
don't know a thing about exacting
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a man greg is gonna die when he sees me
i've been at the gym all day i'm gonna
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buy a new outfit a new spray mist you
know so i look all fresh and dewy that
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will fall to his knees and beg me to
take him back but i'll coldly disregard
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feelings with thinly veiled disdain and
i'll toss out phrases like
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I know how devastating this must be for
you.
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And we could never be.
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And right when he's a quivering puddle
of yearning and regret, I'll grind my
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heel into his heart and say, good day.
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And then he'll whimper, Tony, Tony.
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And then I'll say, I said good day.
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I must be a lesbian because I was way
too much work.
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You are a lesbian. Well, that makes me
feel a whole lot better.
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Go after her.
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Todd,
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I thought about everything you said.
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I talked to my God and my girlfriends,
and I've decided the best thing I could
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do for our marriage is to not base my
decisions on your insecurities.
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I need closure.
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So, um, I'm going to go and see him.
Tony, I forbid you to go. You forbid me
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go? Are you joking?
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You can't keep me from going. In case
you hadn't heard, slavery is over.
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What, you hadn't heard?
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Todd, it's foreclosure, which means to
end.
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If it's to end, it means it hasn't ended
yet, so he's still a threat to our
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relationship. You are tripping. Am I?
You do the math.
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Greg is better looking than I am. He's
taller, more artistic, and black.
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What does this being black have to do
with it? Come on, honey. I hear you and
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your girlfriends.
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Ooh, look at that fine black man.
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You never hear me say, ooh, look at that
attractive white woman.
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Todd, I love you.
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I love you. Trust me.
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You have nothing to worry about. Just
let me do this. Fine.
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Do it.
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I'm coming with you.
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No! I don't need you babysitting me.
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If I don't go with you, I won't be here
when you get back.
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You're locked.
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Bye.
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Tony.
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Greg.
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I'm glad you came.
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Did you run here? You're sweating. No,
no.
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I'm dewy fresh.
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I've got to admit, I was a little
surprised you called. But thrilled,
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nonetheless.
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Yeah.
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Look, Tony, obviously... Look, look,
look, look, look.
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I know you're desperately clinging to
the hope that you can convince me to get
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back together with you, but I've moved
on.
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You mean nothing to me now. I mean, I'm
a married woman.
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That's good, Tony.
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I just thought that we could move past
the hurtful stuff. Hurtful? Ain't nobody
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hurt.
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I'm happy, Craig.
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Blissfully happy.
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Well, I just wanted you to know, then,
how sorry... Look, I know how
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this must be for you.
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But I love Todd. We could never be.
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Tony, I'm getting married.
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Say what?
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I wanted to tell you that...
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I was really happy for you because I
know now what a wonderful thing it is to
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find the right person.
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There's no drama.
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There's no hurting each other.
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I found my soulmate.
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That's great, Greg.
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I'm happy for you.
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Good day.
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Tony! I said good day.
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Once more, good day.
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God, what a joke.
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What a joke.
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Okay, baby.
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I break up with a guy because he doesn't
want children in him. I find out that
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children don't want me.
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John, sweetie, maybe you're just trying
too hard.
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Maybe I'm not meant to be a mother.
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John.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna be a good mother.
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Just pull back the blanket so you don't
smother it.
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Oh, you guys.
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Todd left me.
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Oh, girl, please tell me you did not go
and see Greg.
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Where were you when I was over here
telling you all that I was going to see
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Greg? I didn't think he was serious.
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Well, I was and I did and my husband's
gone. You getting it now?
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What happens to me? As beautiful as I
am, they always leave me.
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Come on, Tony.
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You know he loves you.
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Maybe he's just blowing off some steam.
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What did he say when he left?
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I didn't see him. He was gone when I got
home.
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Maybe he just went out to get a sandwich
or something.
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You know you don't cook.
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Or maybe he went out to a strip club.
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You know you don't cook.
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I'm telling you he's gone.
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Guys, I'm getting a divorce.
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And I just got a new check.
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Tony, sweetie, before you go talking
about lawyers and crying about getting a
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divorce, you need to go home.
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Come on, sweetie.
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Go home.
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Yeah.
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Well, can't you guys come with me?
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No.
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You got to do this one by yourself,
Tony.
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Go on.
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But if you get there and you find out he
is really gone, call me.
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Because I know what it feels like to be
rejected.
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Logic!
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If you're leaving, you might as well get
your stuff now.
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No use dragging this out.
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No, I already got my stuff. I just came
in for a couple of things.
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I'll give you your key.
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Oh, hell no!
302
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Are you really trying to leave me?
303
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Yeah, Tony, I am.
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If it's not Greg, you're going to leave
me for someone else one day.
305
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What am I sticking around here for, the
short jokes?
306
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See? I knew you were going to leave me.
307
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You're just looking for an excuse.
308
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You're just like all the others.
309
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Oh, you mean your other fiancés?
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We're not on that right now.
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00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:13,979
We're on the fact that you knew you
married a shallow woman.
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You know I come with a lot of baggage.
I'm a lot of work.
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But you said I was worth it. No, Tony.
You said you were worth it. But you
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didn't disagree.
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00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,939
You're supposed to stick around.
316
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After you go see the love of your life?
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Tony, I don't understand you.
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Why would you intentionally try to hurt
me?
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Why would you push me away?
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To test you.
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Well, pass or fail, I'm out of here.
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No, no, no. What are you doing? Don't
leave me. Get down.
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Don't leave me. Get down.
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Todd, don't leave me.
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I can't survive that.
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I don't think I can survive you.
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Okay, okay, here's the truth. Here's the
truth.
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The worst part of me.
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Needed to see Greg for revenge.
330
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But the best part of me is about to walk
out that door.
331
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I know Greg is the love of my life.
332
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Because he hurt me worse than...
333
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Tony, we made a commitment for better
for worse.
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Had enough of the worse.
335
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,250
Can we please just start over?
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I think it's too late to start over.
337
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:54,309
But...
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We could keep
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working on making it better. Owen!
340
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,860
How can we make it with her?
341
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:13,570
Well, I could start by giving you that
message from Terrell Davis.
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00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:33,110
Lynn, how long are you going to give me
this silent treatment?
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Okay, Maya.
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I just want to know why you don't want
me. I mean, what about me is so yucky
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that you can't get with me? Is it my
tattoos, my face, my body?
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You into chocolate, honey?
347
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I think you're beautiful.
348
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,070
I do.
349
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,340
And if it were just about look, I'd get
with you in a second.
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00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:57,690
Really?
351
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,800
So what's all this been about?
352
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:05,159
I just wouldn't want a long -term
relationship with some leeching loser
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still trying to find herself.
354
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,400
I mean, I got a son to think about.
355
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:16,440
So, if you saw me in a club and you just
wanted a one -night stand, you'd do me?
356
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,660
Yeah. I'd tap it.
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00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:23,359
You thinking what I'm thinking?
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00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,440
You better go to sleep.
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00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:29,020
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