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Morning. How you doing? Good morning.
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I'm doing fine.
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I got my idea. Girl, what you reading?
What?
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The Courage to Be Rich.
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Yes. Now, you know that's a mess, and I
know it. If all it took was some
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courage, then I'd be on somebody's
magazine as the one to watch instead of
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here on the watch.
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You know, you always got something to
say. I always got something to say
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I ain't never got nothing to do.
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I just wish one of y 'all would step out
of line so I can just whip out my
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flashlight.
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Because you know they won't give a
brother a gun.
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You are so funny.
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Here you go.
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What's that, Melville?
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Mm -hmm, that's me, Mellie Melville.
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And you are Maya Wilk, 27th floor,
Goldberg, Sweetilson, McDonald, and Lee.
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Yes, that would be me.
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So, how would you like to go out with
Mellie Melville?
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Ground floor, East Lobby, security.
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Um, thank you, Mellie Mel, but, uh,
I'm...
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I'm not dating right now.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Come on.
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I know you ain't feeling them pencil
neck lawyers upstairs. No, not you.
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I know your type.
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You are a corporate honey with a thug
passion.
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And in a few months, we'll be married.
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And then we'll buy a house together and
we'll decorate it.
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Actually, I'll decorate it. And you'll
say, yeah, I like that.
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And then after two years of us just
thinking of nothing but each other and
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remodel, we'll open up our home and our
hearts to a rescue puppy.
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No, wait.
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We should probably have the kids first.
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So they can play with the puppy and grow
up together.
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Jo.
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I don't want to have any children.
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I mean, I've just never seen having kids
as part of my life.
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What are you thinking?
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I'm just thinking... Here I go. Just
jumping ahead again.
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We haven't even gotten to the engagement
party, and here I am, putting us in the
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delivery room.
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We're engaged.
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We should just enjoy being engaged.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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So, basically what you're saying is that
you didn't get married.
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Yeah, but I got engaged.
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That's huge.
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Well, it would be huge if you hadn't
tricked us into believing you were going
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get married. Yeah, but this ring says
I'm gonna get married.
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No, that ring says I'm embarrassed to be
seen in front of Tony's ring.
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Look, y 'all, my ring had a baby.
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You know what, Joan? We actually drove
to Vegas looking for you so it could be
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part of your alleged wedding.
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Talk about taking a trip for nothing.
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Oh, uh -uh. Honey, that shit was not for
nothing.
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I got me a size Celine Dion t -shirt,
won $129 at Keno, and I think I have
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enough comps for a free breakfast buffet
at the Excalibur.
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Okay, it is official.
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None of y 'all are invited to my
wedding.
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Well, if the size of that wedding
matches the size of that ring, there
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any room for us anyway.
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Okay, okay.
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Just because I'm still mad at you for
not getting married doesn't mean I can't
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congratulate you on your engagement.
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I'm happy for you, girl.
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He's not as happy as I'd be if he'd been
married.
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Yeah, Joan.
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You didn't settle.
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You got engaged to your enchanted love.
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I'm proud of you, girl.
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And, Joan, this is a real thing.
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I know because I prayed for it. And
that's big, because usually I don't pray
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anybody but myself.
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That's probably why you got him, girl.
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Thank you, guys.
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Thanks. But, you know, there, um...
There is one problem.
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What? Well, it's not really a problem.
It's more of an issue.
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You know what? I don't know why I
brought it up. You haven't brought it
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He doesn't want to have children.
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No, it's just something he said.
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That'll change.
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Mm -hmm. When you get pregnant.
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Sure turned Darnell around.
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And he was all set to go off to a four
-year college.
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But your fast ass changed all that.
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We love Jabari, okay?
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He's a miracle to us.
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Because it's none of your damn business.
That's why.
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Sounds like I got here just in time.
What are we talking about?
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Maya was asked out on a date yesterday.
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Very handsome man. And she turned him
down flat.
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He's a security guard.
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That's what's wrong with black women
today.
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It's not good enough for a man to just
have a job.
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You've got to have a college degree and
a six -figure income to get anywhere
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with your trifling women.
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You got all that.
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Who are you dating?
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You all have a lot of issues.
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Let's just focus in on this one.
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Maya, you know what you are. What?
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Your class is for egregious. And I'm so
proud of how you just buzzed.
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Welcome to the right side of the track,
girl.
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Now we can hang.
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We already hang.
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Well, now I can tell people.
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You know what, Tony?
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Thank you.
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You just held a mirror up to my face,
and I don't like what I see.
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Oh, girl.
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That ain't nothing but a little period
pimple.
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William, tell Melly Mel I'll go out with
him.
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About three to five days.
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It's just that when I had this scallop,
it made me think of Gallop, which made
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me think of the pony that I never got as
a kid that one day I want to get for
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our kid.
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Look, we can chuck the pony, but damn
it, I want that kid.
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Parenting is just not something I want
to do with my life.
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Is it a philosophical issue?
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Is it a medical issue?
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Or do you just hate kids? No, I love
kids.
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Great.
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Then it's settled.
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Knock me out.
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Joan, when I look at our life together,
I see us traveling the world, eating
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out, sleeping in, wasting entire
weekends doing nothing.
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I just don't see kids as part of that
picture.
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That's just selfish.
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Well, maybe it is.
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But you know what?
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When people know in their heart of
hearts that they don't want to have kids
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they have them anyway, that's stupid.
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I'd rather be a little selfish than
stupid.
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Brock, what are we going to do?
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Joan. Don't worry.
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You're a lawyer.
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I'm an agent.
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I'm sure we'll figure out a way to close
the deal.
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Hi, Brady. Hey. How are you?
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Fine. Hi, Mr. Brock. How was your day?
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Fine. How are you?
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Who are you?
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My name is DuBois, and I am very well
behaved.
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Oh, honey, I know we were supposed to
see a Rare Keith Jarrett concert
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but Maya had an emergency, and we were
asked to babysit. Oh, really? Yeah. What
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kind of emergency?
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Oh, she found some Rare Keith Jarrett
tickets.
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Joan, you gave away our tickets.
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Well, Maya doesn't get out much. And why
would she want to? What would...
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He's such an adorable and well -behaved
little boy.
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Now do I hug him and tell him I love
him?
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Yes, sweetie. Now go back to my room.
Yeah, so I get my $20, right?
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Yes, sweetie. Cash?
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Just go.
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Joan, I know you're trying to prove a
point, but you just proved mine.
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We don't need kids when you can rent
them for $20.
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I just wanted you to see what you were
missing.
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Kids are so much fun. Kids keep you
young. And there'll be plenty of kids in
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life. All of my nieces and nephews, all
of our friends' kids, they'll all be
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part of our life.
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Brock, the only reason that I learned to
love these hips is because I knew that
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they were perfect for bearing children.
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Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan. What? Listen,
when I was growing up, my Uncle
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and my Aunt Honey were the coolest
people I knew.
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They taught me about art, took me to
Spain, introduced me to jazz, and they
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do all of that because they chose not to
have kids of their own.
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And we can be all of that for all of the
kids in our lives when we want to.
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And when we don't want to, we don't have
to.
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See? We get the best of both worlds.
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Uh, Mr. Jones, I've got some bad news.
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What? Somehow, water spilled all over
your laptop.
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Spain, huh?
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Hey, William, what's up? Lynn!
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You're not seeing anyone, right?
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William, I'm not going to have sex with
you.
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Sex?
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You're talking crazy. I want to marry
you.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Look, you know Joan and I have a
seriously competitive relationship.
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You remember our mad dash for senior
partnership?
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Yeah, but neither of you made senior
partner.
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But I'm winning the race.
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And you know why?
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Because I have two things that Joan
doesn't have.
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Craftiness and an iron will to succeed.
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I believe it was Mama who once said,
William, let no man say you nay.
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Yeah, well, with all due respect to
Mama, nay.
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Come on, then. I cannot allow Joan to
get married before me.
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She's a loser, and I'm not. So marry me.
Marry me quickly.
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William, this is insane.
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I think you need medication.
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And I think you need a place to live.
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What are you, a month away from Maya
putting you out?
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Why? What have you heard?
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Maya's saying you're a month away from
her putting you out.
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But if you marry me, you'll have a place
to live.
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Rent free.
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Mel, I want to be honest.
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first asked me out, I turned you down.
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And I turned you down because I didn't
want to date a man who worked as a
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security guard.
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That's just not right.
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And that's not me.
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Are you right that's not right?
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But I appreciate you owning up to your
feelings. Thank you. Having a little Dr.
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Phil moment, ain't you?
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Well, I'm glad I got past it because I'm
having such a great time. You really
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are. You're a nice guy.
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That's because I understand your
dilemma.
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The Oprah broke this down into two
parts.
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About the professional woman dating a
blue -collar man.
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Apparently, that's sweeping the nation.
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You know, you watch a lot of TV. That's
what the Melly Mail does.
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I feel, I relax, and I watch it, my TV.
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Yeah, I noticed you even have a little
TV behind your desk.
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Ooh, can't miss my story. I heard that.
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Enough about me, okay?
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What law school you go to? I'm not an
attorney. I'm an executive assistant.
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A secretary?
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An executive assistant.
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But, yeah.
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Check, please.
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I'm sorry.
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What the hell is your problem?
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That you're not one of those
professional women that's sweeping the
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Now, let me express my feeling that
Mellie Mill here is looking for a woman
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some bang.
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So I can be a stay -at -home dad.
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What you mean is that your tired
security guard ass can lay up on the
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watch TV?
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Exactly.
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Sharon.
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Thank you so much for having lunch with
me. I really appreciate it. No problem.
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Actually, I have a rather intimate
question to ask you. I hope you don't
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Mama Gina's School of Womanly Art?
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Oh, Joan, those classes are wonderful.
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I highly recommend owning your orgasm.
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And it's prerequisite discovering your
vagina.
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Thank you.
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I will file this away for future
reference.
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But what I really wanted to ask you
about, however, was children.
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Or the fact that you made a choice not
to have any.
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Well, I don't necessarily think I've
made that choice yet.
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Oh, I just assumed since you were past
childbearing. Excuse me, what?
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to imply.
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Oh, imply. Imply what?
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That I'm a baron?
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That my uterus exists only to house and
nurture my fibroid?
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No, not at all. No, Sharon, Sharon, it's
just that I met a man and he wants to
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marry me. And he doesn't want to have
children.
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Well, at least you've got a man.
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We're deeply in love. I just... I wanted
to know if life could be fulfilling
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without children.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I mean, look at me. Don't I look
fulfilled?
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I guess I ain't getting none tonight.
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Well, I wouldn't want to risk having
your baby.
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All right. Good night.
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Oh, so you don't even want to talk about
it? No, I don't want to talk about it.
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I'm tired of talking about it.
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Good.
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So am I.
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Here's the thing.
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I don't want to end up resenting you.
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Well, you're acting like you resent me
now. The truth is that I started
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resenting you the moment that you said
you didn't want to have kids. Brock, I
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want to raise kids, not resentment. And
as much as I love you and want to spend
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the rest of my life with you, we want
different things.
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Here. I'm not taking that ring.
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Sweetie, I have tried to imagine my life
without kids.
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I can't do it.
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I'm not taking it.
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Okay, Joan, look, I cannot imagine my
life without you.
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Okay, so here is the deal. We will have
a small wedding, and we'll use the money
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that we saved... To do a month in Italy,
we will see Vietnam, we will safari in
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Tanzania, okay?
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Then, when you're about 35, 36, we'll
settle down and you can have your baby.
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My baby? Your baby.
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My baby.
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Damn, it's a baby.
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Okay, Brock, now you're resenting me.
No, no, Joan, Joan.
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I'm trying to get married.
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I'm trying to go on a honeymoon.
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I'm trying to get you back into some
lingerie.
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God is so funny.
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Because I've been praying every day for
him to send me my enchanted love.
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And he sent me you.
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And I thought it was so I could marry
you.
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But maybe it was just to restore my
faith that this kind of love is
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For me.
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Thank you for loving me.
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But I can't marry you.
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And I can't change you.
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And why would I want to, sweetheart?
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You're perfect.
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You're absolutely perfect. You're just
not perfect for me.
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So you don't tell me that you're trying
to give up on us.
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He said to me not to settle for good
enough.
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I wish
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I now pronounce you man and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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We'll do that later.
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Hello?
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What?
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Are you sure?
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All right.
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What happened?
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Joan and Brock broke up.
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I know.
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It's too bad, huh?
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You know.
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Why didn't you say something before we
got hitched?
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Because Lynn Searcy's credit card got
cut up at Taco Bell.
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Mrs. Lynn Dent's credit card is accepted
everywhere.
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