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Oh, those two lesbians are working my
nerves.
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Okay, what did your sister and Kira do
this time? They take my man -thief, but
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they won't let me hold my nephew's son.
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They won't even let you hold him? Well,
they did the once, but it was their
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fault. They should have warned me. Baby
oil is going to make him slippery.
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You dropped him? No, technically, he
jumped.
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That's my story. I'm sticking to it.
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Okay, they're the ones who should be
mad, William. Why are you mad?
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Because I have to practice with some
stupid doll.
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Does everything a real baby does except
for love you back.
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William, you left your man shot on the
microwave.
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At least I didn't leave him in the
microwave.
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This time.
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All right.
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Come on, nephew, son.
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You and your Uncle Daddy are going to do
some manly things.
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You are too perfect.
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You are that rare man that all women
dream about that actually puts the
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down.
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I'm telling you, I could just kiss you.
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What am I saying?
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I can kiss you. Because you're mine now.
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Oh, God, John, you know what I want to
do? Oh, God, me too.
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I got a piece for you.
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I think it's time.
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We go to Vegas.
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Vegas?
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Vegas, baby.
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Vegas.
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Vegas, baby.
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Vegas. That's what he said.
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So what does that say to you? Vegas.
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Vegas. Phoenix.
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What? I thought the category was cities
in the desert.
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No, it means...
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He wants to get married.
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Oh, hell. Here she goes again.
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Tucson. What are you talking about?
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Look, I just don't have the stomach to
go down this road with you again.
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Instead of playing your silly game, we
might as well play mine.
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El Paso. That's three to one. Y 'all
better jump in.
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Look, I know you're thinking she's only
a month into this relationship and
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already she has wedding bells ringing.
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Well, you don't know the way he said
Vegas.
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Well, here, the way I say, stop the
madness.
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Save the man, sweetie.
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Yeah, I mean, girl, you barely even know
him. I know that he loves me. That
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doesn't mean he's ready to marry you.
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It's different with Brock.
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We're in sync.
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So when he looks into my eyes and says,
time we go to Vegas, it
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can only mean one thing.
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He's got a gambling addiction.
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I'm getting married.
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Santa Fe!
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I win.
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Tony, you're not playing your stupid
desert city game.
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Well, it's better than Joan's stupid
game.
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Pipe dreams from a crazy woman.
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You know, Joan, I've been thinking. We
were kind of hard on
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you. You know, only you saw what was in
Brock's eyes. And if you believe it's
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about marriage and that's what you want,
then you're going good.
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Thank you, Maya.
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So, you believe the whole Vegas trip is
about marriage, too?
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Yeah, I really do believe that... No,
girl, I don't see it.
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You know what? What's important is that
you take it.
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Thank you.
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Scotch and soda, my good man.
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Oh, and, uh, would you warm this bottle
up for me?
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I know it's not real.
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They have to go through the motions, you
know, just in case the lesbians may be
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watching.
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Okay, William, you do not bring a baby
into a bar?
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Oh, you do if the crybaby's getting on
your nerves and you need a drink.
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William, face it, when it comes to
babies, you're clueless.
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You sound just like the guys at the gym.
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Like I'd leave a real baby in the sauna
till it melted.
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Thank God I keep it punctual, it's
better.
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Oh, Lord Jesus, remind me to never leave
Jabari along with you.
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No, no, Maya, I'd be good with Jabbar.
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See, he's real.
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There'd be a human connection there,
like there'd be with my real nephew's
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But this, this is bonus.
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Give me the sham.
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This is a test cooked up by my evil
sister to humiliate me, and I'm done
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it. Do you hear me? I am through!
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You don't get... You
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know
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what I was thinking?
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Why rush home from Vegas?
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Do you have any...
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Sick days or personal days?
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Why?
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What do you have in mind?
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Time with you.
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Time to ask you some questions.
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Why can't you just ask me now?
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Because I don't feel like it.
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Brock, just ask me.
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I'll ask when we get to Vegas.
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Relax.
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What are you going to do there?
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Because I need to know what to pack.
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It's a shame.
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You'll find out what I have planned when
we get there.
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Besides, if you need anything for a
special occasion, Vegas has everything
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need.
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So what I'd like you to do is go to
work, start coughing, and see if you can
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me five days.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Brock, to get that kind of time, I'm
going to have to cough up a lung.
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It'll be worth it.
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I'm not proud of myself, but I called
every hotel in Vegas.
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And guess where he booked us?
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The Venetian.
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In the Piazza Suite.
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Known in the hotel trade as the
Honeymoon Suite.
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Did I or did I not briefly consider a
career in hotel management?
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I don't know.
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Well, I did.
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And that is not the most compelling
piece of evidence. He said, and I wrote
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down.
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Why rush home from Vegas?
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And then I said, what do you have in
mind? And then he said, time with you.
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Time so I can ask you some questions.
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Oh, my God. And the first question would
be, Joan, will you marry me?
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Look, I didn't want to say anything, but
last week I had three dreams in a row
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that you got married.
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See? And we always say that Lynn is
psychic.
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No, we all say that Lynn is psycho.
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Oh.
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Excuse me, y 'all.
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Maya,
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what are you doing with William's baby?
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That fool wants to go play basketball.
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Pay me $100, babysit, and all I got to
do is keep baby number four intact?
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Okay, baby, okay.
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It's okay.
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All right, all right. Now look here,
John.
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Honey, I really want to believe you on
this whole wedding thing. I really do.
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But I, um... Give me a second.
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Can't hear myself talk.
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It's possible that this... could be
planning to kill you, dump you off in a
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desert.
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Maya, shut up. Oh, my God, Joan, you're
going to get married.
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Do you really think so? I know it. I
mean, you guys fell in love at first
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And why wouldn't he want to marry you?
Joan, you're great.
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He'd be lucky to have you. Oh, my God.
Thank you, man.
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Thank you, sweetie.
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Joan, I believe, too.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah.
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But I wouldn't be a friend if I didn't
bring up the possibility of murder.
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Uh, Joan?
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Are you competing with me?
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What? Running off to get married? To a
man you barely know.
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Tony, you barely knew Todd.
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See? You're competing with me.
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This is ridiculous.
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Oh, is it?
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Who was following me around in the
fourth grade trying to get my wind
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their wings?
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And you.
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went through some deep, borderline evil
over me getting married, and here you
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are, not five months after I find
enchanted love, claiming you found it,
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First of all, you are the one who
latched on to me in fourth grade. And
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secondly, yes.
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Yes, I was jealous of you getting
married, but I've worked through it.
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I was, and I still am truly happy for
you, Tony.
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Mm -hmm.
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And that enchanted love business?
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I could only be experiencing.
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feelings like this with the one that I
know is truly the one.
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So it's not about me at all?
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Sometimes, Tony, things truly aren't.
Well, I can't agree with you on that
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but... I am happy you're getting
married.
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Do you believe?
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Yeah. So go!
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Go to Vegas!
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So things can get back to being about
me.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm getting married.
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Maya? Huh?
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I don't think William's going to pay you
$100.
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Why not?
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Because I'm not completely sure, but I
think a dingo just ran off with your
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baby.
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I'm all packed.
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I think a dingbat just ran in with a
wedding dress.
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What?
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Huh? Playing hooky from work.
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You've always been the good girl, always
the A student.
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Not true. I can be very spontaneous.
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Yeah?
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I'm counting on that when we get to
Vegas.
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Stop the car.
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What? Stop the car. Are you going to be
sick?
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I may be.
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Joan.
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Joan!
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Are you all right?
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I can't do this.
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Do what?
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Vegas is tacky.
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I can't get married in Vegas.
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I don't want to be buried in Yuma.
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But what does that have to do with us?
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Isn't that why we're going?
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Aren't you the one who said it's time to
go to Vegas, baby?
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Aren't you the one that said you had
some questions to ask me that you could
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only ask in Vegas?
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Aren't you the one that booked the best
honeymoon suite in Vegas?
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You found out where I booked us? Don't
change the subject.
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Joan, time to go to Vegas means time to
go away together.
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Just the two of us. To do exactly what
you suggested. Get to know each other
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better. And the questions were more
along the lines of Cirque du Soleil or
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Celine Dion.
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The honeymoon suite was just the best
suite. Okay, just stop, stop.
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It's okay.
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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You know what?
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I'm just going to keep this from you
until we got to know each other better.
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See? I throw like a girl.
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I'm embarrassed, too.
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Can we just go have fun?
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How can I have fun when I can't even
look at you?
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Just take me home, please.
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Why are we just sitting here when our
best friend, who we never thought would
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get married, is getting married?
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Oh, it's simple. Because you two broke
half his one pony up for some gas money.
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True. True.
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Although, Joan's car is always sitting
on full.
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Road trip!
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Okay,
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yes. Let's do it.
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I mean, why not?
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What are we waiting for?
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We already know we love each other,
right?
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It's just life. So let's live it. Let's
get married.
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What?
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Vegas, baby, Vegas.
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No, you're just saying that to make me
feel better. So, Joan, isn't that where
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we're heading?
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So let's just do it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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This is crazy.
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And impetuous and romantic and... Yes!
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Yes, I love you, I love you.
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Let's do it. Okay. Let's go to Vegas,
baby.
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Vegas, baby, Vegas!
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I love you.
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I love you. No, no, no. You don't
understand. I really love you. You don't
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understand how much I really, really
love you. No, no, no.
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I love you so much. It hurts.
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And this is going to hurt you even more
because I can't do this.
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What?
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What? Brock.
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Of course I want to marry you, but not
in some tacky Elvis drive -thru wedding
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chapel. All right, all right, all right.
But Joan, isn't the most important
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thing that we're getting married?
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Marriage is spiritual.
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We're about to pledge an eternal bond,
and I want to share it with my friends
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and my family. And not just because they
never thought it would happen.
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But mostly because I designed the most
incredible wedding gown, and I want
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woman at our wedding to be jealous of me
in it.
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Especially Tony.
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Because I hate that she got married
first, and you can never tell her that.
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I'm totally over it.
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All right.
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We're going home.
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And first thing tomorrow, we are
shopping for a ring.
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Because we're going to do this right.
Why? Because my baby deserves to have
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everything she wants.
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Then again, I did really want to see
Celine Dion.
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I heard she's very whimsical.
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I mean, they have jewelry stores in
Vegas. It's an entire city of bling
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I never said I couldn't get engaged in
Vegas.
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I just said I can't get married there.
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I said whatever my baby wants.
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And the fifth one, I left on top of the
urinal at a Dodgers game.
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Look, I'm no good at this, Lynn, and I
can understand if you never let me hold
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baby. You know what? The only way to
really get comfortable holding a baby is
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simply hold the baby.
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Really?
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The daddy.
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Hi, little man.
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It's Uncle Daddy.
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Look at him, Linda. He's so little and
sweet and innocent.
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And William Black.
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Oh, God, I can't lie in the face of many
of me. Did I tell you about the one
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that Dingo ate?
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William, give me the baby. I'm one step
ahead of you, sister.
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Perhaps you'll love that.
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A two -carat pear cut with two trillion
cut side stones in a tension setting.
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Clarity? VS1.
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Joan, I want you to try this.
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No, no. Let me do this right.
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Okay.
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If this isn't right... I know I'm
supposed to be the only one down here.
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This whole day isn't right.
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I don't want this moment between us to
come out of something that's just
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and embarrassing and forced.
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Joan, I am clear.
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I do want to marry you.
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Thank you, baby.
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As much as I want to marry you, I don't
want to miss the experience of getting
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there. Then you won't be needing this.
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I'm so sorry.
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I totally messed up.
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I jumped a year ahead into our
relationship, and I always do that.
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And I don't want to do that anymore.
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I just want to be where we are.
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So, from now on, the female principle
surrenders to the male
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principle. It's not sexist. It's just
the way of the Dow.
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Huh? Maya will loan you the book. I
don't get it either.
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The point is, when it happens, if it
happens, it should just
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happen. Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, shut up.
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It's happening now.
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What's your middle name?
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Carol.
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Oh, my God. Don't. You come down here.
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Joan Carol Clayton.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes.
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Guys,
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this is so wrong.
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I mean, wasn't our whole reason for
coming to Las Vegas to look for Joan?
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Come on, we checked the Venetian.
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No, we checked you into the Venetian.
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The point is, we were at the Venetian.
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And does anyone here really think that
Joan, Joan, is going to get married?
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No.
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Well, I kind of did.
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Okay, Lynn, sweetie, if it makes you
feel any better, we'll look for Joan
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the show.
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