All language subtitles for Girlfriends s04e04 You Aint Gotta Go Home

Oh, come on. Where is it?

Oh, girl, you look a hot mess. What's up
with you?

I wanted to bake a cake, but I can't
find my nonstick sunflower cake pan.

Now, I thought that I put it with my
nonstick fluted cake pan, but then I

remembered seeing it with my eight -inch
doughmaker.

Pie pans.

Now, that doesn't make any sense. The
thing is that I would never, ever put my

cake pans with my pie pans or my
nonstick pans with my stick pans.

Tony, I wouldn't do it.

You know what your problem is?

Your house isn't in order.

Gotta have your house in order.

That was the topic of my internet Bible
study this morning.

Need to log on to the Lord.

Oh, God, Tony.

You're right.

My house is immense.

I don't need all these pans.

I just need one pan.

Girl! Ain't nobody talking about your
raggedy house.

I'm talking about your raggedy love
life.

You have too many manses.

I've only got one manses.

I'm committed to Ella. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you may be committed to Ella, but

I know you, Joan.

You're still thinking, desiring,
palpitating about that Brock.

Mm -hmm.

You need one man in your mind, body, and
heart.

Saw that on the view when I was online
with the Lord.

Okay, but, Tony, I can't clean that
house until I clean this house. No, no,

no, no, Jo.

See, you're trying to go around the Lord
instead of just going straight.

You know what? Forget the Lord. He's
confusing me.

Now, if I help you clean up this
clutter, will you wash one of those men

that hair?

Yes.

In fact, why don't we just wash your
hair?

You might find one of those cake pans in
there.

I just needed waxing done.

Which is why I'm sitting here with my
legs crossed and a grin on my face.

In case y 'all was wondering.

Who are you waxing for?

Why do I have to be waxing for somebody?

Antoine.

Antoine who?

Not my brother, Antoine.

Yeah, he flies in from Boston tomorrow.

He said he needed a break from his
residency and that he wanted to see him

Maya.

I guess you're going to be knocking
boots all week. Oh, girl, that is the

Hello, this is my little brother. I
don't want to hear about the knocking of

Maya's boots, clogs, sandals, target
flip -flops, nothing.

Okay? So just shut up.

Okay. Girl, I just have one quick
question.

I got to buy some condoms.

And would you say that Antoine was salt,
mustard, ketchup?

Hey,

roommate.

Hey.

What was that?

What was what?

That look.

What look?

You gave me a look. I didn't give you a
look.

Oh, please.

People give me looks all the time. I can
recognize a look. And that was a look.

Len, look.

I didn't give you a look. When I give
you a look, you'll know I gave you a

Because I'll give you a look.

See?

Okay, now you're sighing.

Okay, William, ever since I moved back
in, there's been this unspoken tension

between us.

All the looks, the sighs, the mysterious
tacks in my bed.

What are you trying to say?

Obviously what the tacks couldn't.

Lynn, you ain't got to go home, but you
got to get the hell up out of here.

What?

Don't let the doorknob hit you where the
good Lord split you.

What?

Every goodbye ain't necessarily gone,
but this one is.

Look, woman, that's all I got. You got
to get the hell out of here.

Antoine.

My, you look... Stunning. Fabulous, fine
as hell. Yeah, who are you talking to?

Come in.

Just so you know, I don't... I don't
make a practice of answering the door in

lingerie. Well, I hope you don't make a
practice of keeping it on long either.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

So,

Dr. Child?

part of L .A., what would you like to
see first?

Your bedroom.

Well, that's going to be a short trip
because we ain't.

Thanks.

William, thank you for helping me to
green potential, roommate. You never can

too careful.

A lot of weirdos out there.

Yeah. Out there.

So, who are we going to meet with first?

A Miss Vivian Nelson, 35, school
teacher, loves pets, easygoing. She

stable. Lynn?

Looks like she belongs in one.

Hi, Vivian.

This is William, my friend.

Please, have a seat.

But, before you do, do you gamble? No.

Drink hard liquor? No.

Have the mark of the beast tattooed on
your left breast? No.

Linda. William. She's the antichrist and
she wants to make you her subject, but

wrong with you.

Wrong with the wind.

William, what the hell was that?

Oh, come on. She had a pilgrim blouse
on.

Who wears that?

No shoes.

I'm not a shoe guy, but those look like
psych ward flats to me.

I'm just trying to get the best roomie
for Max Roomie. Oh, she did have the

faint smell of kitty litter and foot
funk.

Yeah, that foot funk was all her.

Tony, what the hell are you doing?

I'm helping you purge, Joan. Anything
tagged in yellow goes. Anything tagged

green stays.

Okay, but I don't see any green.

Girl, you funny.

Tony, come on.

This is crazy. You tag my table, you tag
my chairs, you tag my fruit bowl, and

my statues.

Tony. No, sweetie, these are my African
fertility statues.

These are supposed to make me fertile.
What good are unga and bunga if you

settle on a man to fertilize you?

This is hard for me.

Earlier today, I thought that I had
figured this out. I was packing up my

Jordache jeans when my mind, my body,
and my heart, they said, choose Brock.

And then I realized, I realized that
those jeans, they might come back in

Just like Ellis. Ellis might come back
in style.

I see what's tripping you up.

You. Now get up and clean out this
house.

Hey, sleepyhead.

Wake up.

Come on, wake up now.

three days.

Mama's tired.

Get up, get up. I got something for you.

Come here, come here.

What's this?

Breakfast.

Grits, scrambled eggs, fried green
tomatoes, and my mama's famous biscuits.

I may have issues with your mama, but
I'm all about these biscuits.

Thanks, baby.

You're welcome.

Hey, so...

I was thinking today maybe we could go
down to Venice Beach and rent some bikes

and take a ride up the boardwalk.

Oh, well, I was thinking I'd finish
eating. You know, you paint Jabari's

real quick, then I take you to the
airport.

Oh, I changed my flight.

Changed your flight?

As in you upgraded from coach?

No, as in I don't think I'm going back
to Boston.

I want to stay here with you, Maya.

Come again?

Amaya, this past weekend with you has
been extraordinary.

I can't remember when I had this much
fun.

I mean, I've spent the last six years of
my life buried in medical books, exams,

and cadavers.

I've forgotten what it was like to live
until you.

I love you, Maya.

Um, Antoine.

I don't love you.

Okay? And I'm not saying that it can
never get there, but I think the L word

kind of confuses things.

You know? I mean, let's just be together
when we're together.

No strings, no catches, just friends who
do the do and then go the go.

And we've done the do, so, brother, you
should be good to go.

Okay. Yeah.

That's cool. Okay.

Well, I understand.

I'm just gonna go take a shower.

What, before you paint?

Well, as long as it gets done.

We could totally be roommates.

Oh, I know. I mean, I'm a filmmaker.

You're a writer. We're perfect for each
other.

Oh, my God.

Hi, I'm so late.

Oh, no, you won't do. Good day.

Who are you?

I said good day.

Down, boy.

William, this is Rita.

Rita, this is William. He's my old
roommate. She's my new roommate.

The hell?

William, we're vibing here.

Yeah, buddy.

problem. Oh, it's not my problem. It's
your problem. It's called excessive

facial hair.

William, shut up. I like her. Just
trying to save you from Chewbacca over

Shouldn't you be getting back to that
carnival?

You know what? I don't need this.
Thanks.

William, are you insane?

She was perfect. There was nothing wrong
with her that an epilady couldn't fix.

Epilady can't Thick's butt ugly.

Why do you care what my roommate looks
like? I thought all you cared about was

putting me out.

All right, look.

I'm going to give you the straight
skinny.

I want you to find me someone who's
straight and skinny.

Look, Lynn, I'm friends with you.

You get a hot roommate, I'm friends with
her.

At some point, you're going to mention
how good I am in bed.

Then she'll be interested and I'll have
sex with my new girlfriend.

So basically, you're asking me to pimp
for you.

Oh, no.

There won't be any bitch slapping, and
you won't profit in any way.

Okay,

at least he stopped singing.

Well, maybe he left.

Maybe he did.

Maya?

to live in a South Central bathroom with
Maya?

Oh, honey.

A -A, triple A, Y -M -T -A, none of them
A's are going to stop her from hitting

the sauce.

Remix!

Darling, that's no way!

Well!

What vision of loveliness do we have
here?

William, I'd like you to meet Jamie, my
new roommate.

Well!

William, I know I'm always bumming, but
honestly, we found a place. It just

won't be ready for another couple of
weeks. Oh, no, would you say no more?

no more. Me casa, tu casa.

That includes me bedroom, me bed, and me
blankie.

Thank you, William.

Thanks for the room, doll.

I'm going to get that now.

So when should I tell him how good you
are in bed?

He's probably going to be home tomorrow.
He's going to have to take a bath.

You're embarrassing me.

I'm calling Mama.

Call her and tell her I hate her.

Well, at least we know he's not
completely crazy.

Yes, I am.

I'm crazy in love with Maya, and I know
deep down in my heart she loves me, too.

I can't. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I
gotta. I gotta.

Hey, Antoine, it's me, Joan.

Hey, Joan.

Hey. Listen, I think you're right.

I think Maya does love you. And we are
the world -ish.

with Tuesdays and Thursdays, and we all
knew Thursday was just Tuesday with

nutmeg on top.

Dummy, this ain't no time to be talking
about food.

Yo, brother -in -law, you hear that? She
called me dummy.

I guess all those years at medical
school didn't teach me anything.

You know, us doctors, we don't know
nothing.

I told them she didn't need surgery, but
they don't listen to the dumb resident.

They say you a surgeon.

But you made it, right?

Yeah.

Listen, man, you got to hang in there.
All residents go through it.

But you can't break down and drop out of
the game. If you do, they win.

And you want to win, don't you?

I want to win.

Yeah.

Of course you want to win.

So come on out.

Come on out and win.

Come on, you can do it.

Brother -in -law's standing right here
for you.

Okay, why does he keep saying brother
-in -law? Girl, I got him watching Soul

Food. Ladies.

Sorry. I keep missing out. You know
what? I got to get tea, though. Y 'all

care about me.

Damon,

I almost had him.

Antoine, look, you're just having a
little breakdown.

Every first -year resident goes through
it. I went through it. Just come on out,

and we'll talk about it.

Maybe you should just stay in the
bathroom. I mean, the only reason you

medical school was because of
affirmative action.

What?

Yeah, I mean, everybody knows black
people aren't smart enough to be

Oh, hell no!

I had to get you out by any means
necessary, Malcolm X!

brother -in -law.

That was brave, baby.

Yeah? Stupid, but brave.

John, sweetie, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

I'm straight, John. I'm straight.

I'm sorry, y 'all.

Maya, I just want to say

I still love you.

gonna be so proud of me.

I cleaned out my garage.

Oh, that's good, girl.

You know, when I was boxing up those
casingles, I realized I don't want to be

single. And I have a good man.

I do.

And I'm gonna keep him.

I'm staying with Ellis.

Huh. Are you sure?

Just like my house.

I am very clear.

Yeah, girl. You probably have the
cleanest house on the block.

Did you say Brock?

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, I still love him.