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Okay, Lynn.
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While Monica and I are in Italy, I want
you to get the mail, bring in the paper,
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and clean up after the party.
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What party?
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When this flyer was on my car.
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Got it. Clean up after party.
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There's just one thing. You haven't told
me what to do in the event of your
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untimely death.
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Because of the current political
climate?
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No, because when Monica finds out the
only reason you took her to Italy was to
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tell her you quit your job, your Roman
holiday is going to turn into a death in
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Venice.
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Party, BYOB.
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So you guys, this is it. What do you
think?
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Fabulous entryway.
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Tony, this is the entryway, dining room,
and living room.
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Oh, yeah, and the bedroom, since the
only real bedroom is for Jabari.
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So the whole thing ends at that wall?
Yeah.
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Oh, girl.
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You just hit me.
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You're really poor.
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The fleece looks pretty standard. So the
only thing that's missing is your
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signature. You know what, Joan? I don't
really know now. You know what? I don't
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know if I'm feeling it. You know, it
does look a little small.
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Oh, Maya, come on. It makes up in
character what it lacks in square
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Come on, sweetie. Sign the lease.
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Lynn!
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What do you think?
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Hey, it has a roof on it. Take it.
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Uh -uh, Maya.
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Is this the bathroom?
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Yes. I don't get it. Are you supposed to
pee and shower in the same stall?
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You know what? Tony's right. The
bathroom is too cramped.
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It's very European.
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Sign. You know, I don't know. I just...
Lynn?
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Hey, that's windows. Take it.
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You guys, you know, I don't know if I
feel comfortable living on the ground
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floor. No, no, no, no. Living on the
first floor is great in the case of
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emergency. You know, in case you gotta
jump out the window.
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Hey, that's true.
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That's true. Think of it as insurance.
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On those nights when you're considering
suicide when this cracker box just ain't
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enough.
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Nice work on the ARCO motion.
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My notes are in red. However, the key
word is to think. Be so in your next
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draft. Thank you, Sharon.
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Once again, in the office, it's Miss
Farley. It's all about respect in the
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workplace, which reminds me.
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I think I figured out why the partners
don't like you.
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Excuse me?
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The partners don't like me? Oh, I'm
sorry. Respect you.
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Excuse me?
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Forgive my bluntness, but it's all about
the wardrobe.
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The stiletto heels, the cleavage, the
see -through tops.
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Counselor, this is not a David E. Kelly
show. The message that you send is more
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interested in fashion than law.
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With all due respect, I think that my
work speaks for itself.
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Well, your wardrobe is speaking louder
and it's screaming restaurant hostess,
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please just button up.
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Oh, one more thing.
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I was wondering if you'd be interested
in joining my book club.
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It's a group of very powerful women, and
I think you could benefit from some
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influential role models. You do read
things other than Vogue.
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I'm a voracious reader.
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Come on, Joan, it was a joke.
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Yeah.
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Joan, I'm simply trying to help you to
get to the top. I mean, that's where you
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want to be, right?
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So can I put you down as a yes?
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Yeah, that'd be great. I'd be flattered.
I might have to check my book. That's
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the thing.
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Yes. We're reading The Emperor of Ocean
Park.
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Okay.
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Did you hear all that?
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Maya, I'm confused.
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Is she for me or against me? You know,
Joan, I really don't know, but I will
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this. Now, if you're giving away any of
those shirt tops, give them to me. I
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mean, now that I've got red, it's put a
real dent in my field trips to the
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outlet malls.
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You know what? Maybe this whole book
club thing is her way of trying to bond.
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mean, maybe it's a test.
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Maybe... Joan, I'm sorry.
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You know, since you're coming to the
book club, do you mind possibly hosting
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Yeah, sure.
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Or maybe... She's just using your ass.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey,
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do you need some help with your box?
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No, I got it, brother. I'm cool. I got
it. I got it. I'm your neighbor. I live
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next door.
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Unit 4. Right.
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Yo, any serial killer can say they live
in Unit 4.
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All right, I'm going to need to see some
identification, license, something.
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Okay. All right, I see. And look at that
right there. Uh -oh. Okay. All right,
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well, this is good. Okay, I'm going to
need to see you do this, though.
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Oh, you got jokes.
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I guess you want to carry this box
yourself.
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Well, actually, I thought maybe you
could carry it.
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Please.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I got it.
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No!
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Dang, girl!
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What you got in here?
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Weapons! I thought we were past a trust
issue. Oh, well, we are, but I really do
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have weapons.
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Basically, I'm a woman alone, okay? And
I... I mean, I'm a woman alone cleaning
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my boyfriend Chignite's weapons.
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You're a funny unit. Uh -huh.
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Maya.
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Jalen. Mm -hmm?
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So, Jalen, you got someplace you need to
be right now?
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Well, what do you have in mind?
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Form a box in the car. Excuse me.
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William?
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Si, bambina.
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Why haven't you checked your office?
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Because I'm on vacation.
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With the most belladonna in the world.
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Well, when I'm on vacation with an
important man, I'm always more
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when that important man checks his
office. Because if they can run it
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him, he's not that important.
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You know, don't you?
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Know what?
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Nothing!
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William? What's going on at your office?
Why are we in Italy and why are you so
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nervous? Because my Italian's very
shaky.
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I mean, my Italiano is mucho shaky.
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William.
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I quit.
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I didn't make partners, so I quit.
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I've been out of the firm for about two
weeks now. I wanted to tell you, it's
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just... I've never been with a woman
like you.
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You know, you're sophisticated and
you're beautiful, and I thought if I
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you, I'd lose you.
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Have I?
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It's been fun.
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Enjoy the rest of your trip.
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Ciao.
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William called. He told Monica.
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She didn't kill him, but she dumped him.
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Glory! Hallelujah!
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Who did that?
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What's the matter, Monica? Did you hear?
You have to click it.
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Don't wish William to be alone.
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What? What's wrong with you guys?
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I mean, don't wish anyone to be alone.
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It's hell.
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I should know. I'm living it.
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Every night, you know, I just wander
around that little room.
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I'm lost.
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I don't even know what to do with
myself. I swear, sometimes I feel like
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going crazy.
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Girl, that's... That's why gerbils go
mad.
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You can't live in that little cage.
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Get yourself a wheel or something.
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It's not the space, Tony, okay?
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You know, I miss having someone there to
talk to.
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Hold me a night.
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Take out the trash.
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I don't know, you guys. I don't think
I'm a person who's built to be alone.
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If you give me Jabari's room for free,
I'll take out the trash.
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Oh, hell, I'll even hold you.
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Maya, you just need to date.
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I have the perfect guy for you. Perfect
guy?
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What about me?
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Oh, right.
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I've got a man. I'm sorry. Have it?
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Yeah.
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His name is Darren. He's a dermatologist
friend of Todd's. And before you say
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no, he's black.
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Look, we'll double date. Blue Friday
night, we'll pick you up? I can't date.
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not ready.
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She's the last time I dated. Ruined my
marriage.
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Well, one of us certainly is.
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I didn't realize Propecia was so funny.
See, what's so funny is that this woman,
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I know, named her baby Propecia.
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Wait till she finds out it's a drug for
male pattern baldness, okay?
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Oh, that's funny. I've got to call her.
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Maya, did I mention that Darren and I
interned together?
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You know, I'm not really feeling the
name Darren.
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Too close to Darnell.
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That's my ex -husband.
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He let someone like you get away.
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I tried to tell him.
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So if you don't mind, I'm going to have
to call you by your middle name. Now,
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what is that?
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It's Earl.
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Oh, hell no.
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Earl is the name of the guy who took my
mom away from me.
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Your mom was a lucky lady.
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Huh?
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Um, why don't you just call me Dr.
Lucas?
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Sweetie, I can't call you Dr.
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Lucas because you're not a member of my
HMO.
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Lucas, now, any relationship to George
Lucas?
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You know, part of the Star Wars team?
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Uh, no.
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Are you sure?
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I didn't see him on the family bus going
to the Million Man March.
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No, no, no. You guys laugh. Okay, but
now he could be passing.
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Right? A little tragic malacto.
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Because he's got big money.
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Big, big money. You can cash in. That's
all I'm saying. Might want to check it
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out. A little cha -ching.
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I think I do okay as a dermatologist.
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Oh, really? You do? Well, you know, no
offense, but you're not the Papa Bush.
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You're the black kid to make his kind of
money. Oh, you know, speaking of
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movies.
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Speaking of movies.
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Tony, keep up. We're not talking about
movies. We are now.
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Darren, man, your favorite movie?
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Well, I like Psycho, but I don't think I
should go there.
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It's been a really lovely, lovely
evening, and I hope that we do it again
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Boy, we haven't even had dinner yet. I
think someone should probably go check
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our reservations.
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I'll do it. Hell, you will. It's no
problem. Sit.
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Excuse me.
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points are almost secondary to character
development.
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I felt like I knew these people.
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Well, enough about my opinion. Joan,
what do you think?
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Well, since I joined the group so late,
and since I was asked to host, and by
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the way, there's a lot more crab salad
in the refrigerator. Don't be shy.
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Actually, only able to get to about page
200, but already.
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Already I see a very rich allegorical
thread, which I find very intriguing.
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What's intriguing is that you would even
venture an opinion when you're so
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obviously unprepared. I hope you don't
go into court like that, Counselor.
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Well, Sharon, this is hardly court.
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Oh, you allow your subordinates to call
you Sharon?
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How down with the people.
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Joan?
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We're all very busy women here, but we
manage to read the book.
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Yeah, this is true even those of us who
write them.
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Brilliantly. Here, here.
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Joan, if you're not going to take this
seriously, maybe you should leave.
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Kind of hard to do that since this is my
house.
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Hmm, unprepared and defensive.
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Who is this interloper, Sharon?
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I'm a strict vegan. I thought you knew
that.
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Oh, there's hummus. Just here, Miss
Parker.
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I'm allergic to chickpeas. Didn't you
get my food allergies list?
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But back to the book. Joan, there's
nothing remotely allegorical about the
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novel. If anything, it's in the realist
tradition of Steinbeck.
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Well, see, I was thinking that the
Steinbeckanism probably kicks in around
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201.
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Steinbeckanism? Girl, you need to quit
while you're ahead. That's not even a
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word.
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Please excuse me.
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I have something to do in the kitchen.
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Oh, hopefully something constructive
like finishing the novel.
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Allegory. Wait till I tell the author
that.
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You know, I caught him on speed dial.
Let me see if I can get him.
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Mama, was I wrong?
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I mean, Propecia is funny, right?
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I gotta go. Someone's here. Yeah, I'll
see you on Sunday.
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Yeah. Oh, you better save me some
catfish.
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Okay.
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Girl, it's me, Jalen. Drop the pepper
spray.
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You're lucky you announced yourself
because she was about to get it all up
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here. Oh, all up in here. Yes, all up in
the frontal.
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What's up?
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Well, I hope it's not too late, but I
got some of your mail again.
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Yeah, come on. Thanks.
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Okay. Yeah.
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You want some coffee?
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Wait, you know what? I haven't unpacked
the coffee maker. How about some tap
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water? Same color as the coffee.
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You know what? I'll pass.
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So, how was your date?
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Oh, Lord, it went straight to hell
before the dinner arrived.
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Oh, if the guy was a loser, huh?
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No, I think it was me.
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I'm no business dating anybody.
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Well, you're too beautiful to sit in the
house.
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Unless you're crazy, because you know
what people say.
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If a girl's halfway attractive and she
doesn't have anybody, it's because she's
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nuts. Oh, really? Well, I may have
proved them right tonight.
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Oh, my God.
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What, bad news?
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Not unexpected.
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My divorce is final.
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Oh.
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Damn.
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Oh, hey, look, I'll just go, you know?
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No.
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I don't think I could take another man
walking out on me tonight.
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Oh, Maya.
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Where is Sharon Up Yours Farley now,
huh?
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Huh? I'm on page 463, and if this isn't
allegorical, I don't know what the hell
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is. This is allegory.
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Jalen. Oh, my God.
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Maya. No.
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Who's Jalen?
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My neighbor from unit four.
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Maya. Did you just have sex?
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Uh, yes.
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Well, then where is he? In my sofa bed.
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Girl, you were right about one thing. I
am thankful that I'm on that ground
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floor because I was able to grab my
purse and my keys and jump out the
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window.
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So you had sex.
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You did use protection, right?
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Girl, yes. It was Fort Knox up in there.
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Don't do that.
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Do not laugh, okay?
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Right? This is not about my body. This
is about my soul.
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I mean, I don't know why I slept with
him.
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Well, I mean, yes, I do. I need a
comfort. But I don't sleep around, Joan.
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That's not what I do.
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You know, I've never slept with anyone
except Darnell.
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I don't know what came over me.
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I mean, I don't even have feelings for
this guy.
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Sweetie.
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Welcome to being single.
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I don't even know his last name.
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Welcome to being Lynn.
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Hello, William.
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Monica!
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I knew you'd come back.
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00:17:12,609 --> 00:17:13,609
Did you?
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00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,230
Yeah, I stole your passport.
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00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:18,829
You don't think I'd bring a woman all
the way to Italy and tell her the worst
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possible news and let her walk out on
me, do you?
325
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:22,230
I'm not an idiot.
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00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,050
Yes, you are.
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You quit.
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00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:28,290
I deserve that partnership.
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They undervalued me at the firm. They
gave me no choice but to quit, and I'm
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going to apologize for it. William, I
had a lot of time to think on my way to
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the airport.
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And when I was detained by customs
because I didn't have my passport, I had
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time to think.
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I have invested...
335
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And I don't walk away empty -handed for
my investments.
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00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:53,270
Well, I hope I'm more than that.
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00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,270
Of course you are. That's why I came
back. Hello.
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00:17:57,070 --> 00:18:00,130
Monica, is this your way of telling me
that you love me?
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William, I enjoy you.
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00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,610
Love is a romantic notion.
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Even if it exists, it dissipates in less
than a year.
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What we have is real.
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We're a team.
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00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,890
So, I'm going to give you another
chance.
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00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:23,110
Again. And you're the only man that I've
ever given that many chances to.
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00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:26,070
Oh, Monica, you do love me.
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00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,450
Don't get mushy and blow it, William.
348
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,790
Because this really is your last chance.
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So be a good boy.
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You know I love it when you talk like
Mama.
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Maya, we... can't avoid each other
forever.
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We can try.
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00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,300
Come on.
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00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:57,880
Listen, Jalen, okay, about last week,
when I... Jumped out of the window?
355
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,940
yeah.
356
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,079
It's cool.
357
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,800
All right, I get it. I wasn't trying to
be your rebound guy.
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00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,920
I was just trying to be a good neighbor.
You know, bring your mail.
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00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,620
I didn't mean to lick your envelope.
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00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,880
Come on, lighten up. All right, let's
laugh about it.
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00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,980
Hell, I need to. I never made a woman
jump out of a window before.
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00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,480
Okay.
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00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,100
So just neighbors, right?
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Strictly.
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00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,260
Now, if I come over to borrow some
sugar, I'm talking about the stuff you
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your cereal, not the stuff you put on me
last week.
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00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,420
Oh, see, now you got jokes, right?
368
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,700
Okay, whatever.
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See you around.
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Unit 8.
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Okay. Unit 4.
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Oh, good night, Miss Farley.
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Joan.
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8 .57.
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Half day, huh?
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I finished the book.
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And? And it was good.
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00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,680
I liked it.
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That's all you have to say.
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00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,040
I think it's best that way.
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Miss Clayton, we're discussing the red
tent next week.
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Wouldn't miss it.
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