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They're rose petals, Tony. Apparently
you can blame a guy for trying.
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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And you brought me breakfast.
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Uh -huh. And more importantly, a gift.
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Wait, wait, wait. What?
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Read the card first.
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Why? Is there a bigger gift in there?
No, because it's polite.
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Oh. Right.
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with a picture of a black couple running
across the field of something that
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looks a lot like cotton.
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They're wildflowers, and what's your
problem with it? There are plenty of
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Valentine's Day cards.
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Why do you want to choose the black one?
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Newsflash, you ain't black.
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You're trying to be culturally
sensitive.
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Give me a break. I've never dated a
black woman before. I thought you'd
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appreciate it.
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Okay, just open your gift.
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So I guess I picked the right gift.
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But, baby, let this be a lesson to you.
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Always let me open the gift first.
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That way the card becomes meaningless.
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for dinner, Monica, but I don't know
what I'm getting off.
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Get off that phone, Mr. Dent.
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Oh, you heard the judge, baby. I got to
go.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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William, when are you going to stop
playing these games and just tell Monica
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that you quit the firm?
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Oh, it's Valentine's Day.
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I'm not going to mess up my nookie.
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So when are you going to tell her?
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When I feel like it.
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Good day, ladies, and stay out of my
business.
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Even though my business is one big
gigantic lie.
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Shut up. I'll tell her when I'm damn
good and ready. Bye, William.
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Thank you, ladies, for coming.
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This better be good, and you're welcome.
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It is.
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This year, I've decided to start a new
Valentine's Day tradition. Instead of
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fussing over men, I decided to put the
focus on those who give me love
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throughout the year. My girls!
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What did Ellis do now?
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Nothing, and that's a good thing. In
fact, I... I told him to pretend it
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even Valentine's Day. Because let's face
it, men don't have a clue how to
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properly celebrate it, all right?
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So, sisters, we're going to be doing it
for our sales, all right?
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Well, thank you. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you.
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So,
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what'd you get me?
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I didn't know we were going to need any
sisterhood affirmation this year. I
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mean, since you got a man, Tony's got a
man, I got a man, Maya got... Maya what?
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Huh? That's it?
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Maya didn't have a man? Idiot went out
and screwed up her marriage?
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Did you guys even think about how this
day would make me feel? Oh, well, oh, my
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God, I'm sorry.
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Maya, I guess I didn't think. No, no,
you weren't thinking, because no one was
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thinking about Maya. Did Maya get
flowers? Did Maya get a car? Did Maya
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little peekaboo nightie? Uh -uh.
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Maya didn't get diddly, but you know
what?
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I'm not petting. I'm not. I hope all of
y 'all get what you want. I do. In fact,
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I hope Cupid shoots an arrow through all
y 'all's asses.
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She's so lonely.
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Try being horny on Valentine's Day.
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So, the poet's still claiming he's
celibate? And get this, that fool just
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to have a candlelit picnic and then just
talk.
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What's wrong with that?
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That's what every woman wants.
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No, Joan, that's just you. I want to do
the do and go the go.
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Tony, child, what are those on your
ears?
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Sapphires from Todd. Todd gave you
sapphire earrings?
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That's not fair.
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Ella doesn't give me squat.
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I thought you told him not to.
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Oh, shut up.
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The fool hasn't even mentioned
Valentine's Day. Yeah, well, he's an
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he's acting like it's not Valentine's
Day.
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Oh, the hell with your fool.
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Let's talk about my fool.
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What would you think if your man gave
you this card?
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I'd think, so what? He gave me a
sapphire earring.
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But he gave me the card because I'm
black.
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I'm the first black girl that he's
dated.
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And? And that's all I am to him. His
forbidden fruit. His chocolate.
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So what? At least your butt got
something.
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No, no, no. Tony's right. When somebody
tries this hard, usually there is
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something behind it.
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Exactly.
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Racism is alive and well and living in
that little Jewish boy.
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And what you just said is racist.
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Oh, shut up. You're just mad because you
didn't get anything.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's not mine. I'm
sorry. I haven't ordered yet.
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Are you Joan Clayton?
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Yeah. Then it's by you.
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No. Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I don't
get it.
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Girl, just look under your feet.
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Happy Valentine's Day,
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baby. Breakfast is on me. Now hurry up
and eat. Then run to the office and get
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your next treat. Love, Alice. Oh, my
God. You guys are sending me on a
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hunt. I told them to forget Valentine's
Day and it worked.
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I'm going to go.
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See?
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Plain, simple card.
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No black folk, no drama.
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You got your bracelet, your flowers,
your favorite CD.
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Now go home and change so you can come
and see me.
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Go home and change so you can come and
see me.
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Okay, think, Joan.
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Think, Joan. Think, Joan. Think, Joan.
Okay.
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Oh, he loves to read. I'll give him this
book. Oh, I'm waiting that.
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My book.
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Okay, well, then get your ass to a
bookstore and get yourself another one,
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because you ain't got anything else to
do tonight. Excuse me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry, girl. That was a
little bit harsh. You know what? I love
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you, and we will cry together tomorrow,
but this is my first really good
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Valentine's Day, so I'm going to go and
change. I'll see you later.
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Hi, hi. It's not him. That's on him.
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What's with Jimi Hendrix?
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Oh, he's my Valentine's Day gift for
Ellis. Well, him and this book.
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That you found on the ground.
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Serenade's Eyes, 24 hours a day, over 3
,000 tunes.
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Hey, you're not here for small talk,
okay? Just keep that thing primed and
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to go.
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I only had a nickel for every time
Monica said that to me.
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Speaking of Monica, where did you think
you are tonight, huh?
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Night court?
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The ha -ha's on you because I plan on
telling Monica the truth.
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Oh, good for you, William.
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God, I know how hard that is. I'm proud
of you. Don't be too proud of me. I plan
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on liquoring her up and crushing her
dreams in a public place.
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I may not survive, but there'll be some
witnesses.
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Ellis, I'm worried.
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Please call me. I'm still at Blue.
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Hey, look, I got another gig to go to.
It's like my busiest night. Can I just
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play something?
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Whatever.
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Okay, just go.
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Joe, Joe, go.
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Maya, please tell me you've come to
deliver my next clue. Sweetie, no time
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clues, okay? I gotta give it to you
straight, all right? Now, I know, I know
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a little bitter about this holiday,
okay? But I am taking no pleasure in
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you this.
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All right, I'm just being the
girlfriend, so don't shoot the
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Maya. Okay.
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Girl, on my way to Barnes & Noble,
because remember, I didn't have anything
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better to do.
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I saw Alice at Saw Cafe with another
woman.
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I don't understand.
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Okay, so let's see it here. Okay.
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Rose of the red, violets of blue, your
man is over there cheating on you.
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Joan.
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Joan, this is Sylvia.
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And my son.
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Sylvia had a small part in the movie I
did.
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We dated for about a year and then we
broke up.
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Haven't heard from her until now.
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I had no idea.
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Were you in love with her?
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Yeah, but it didn't work out.
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I mean, we had fun. We just knew we
didn't have a future together.
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Until now.
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A baby.
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A baby?
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Wow, Joan, I'm going to be a father.
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It takes a little more than fertilizing
an egg to be a father, Ella.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying, what are you going to do?
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I mean, where does this leave us and
where does this leave me? For God's
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Joan, I just found out I'm going to be a
father. Okay, I'm sorry.
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What are you going to do?
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I don't know. I found out five minutes
before you did.
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Excuse me, but this affects me, too.
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I'm going for a walk. Wait, Ellis,
Ellis, I didn't mean... Look, I'm coming
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back. I just need to clear my head.
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Okay? Okay.
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Carl,
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we left in a huff. What happened?
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I messed up. No, I know. I heard that
part. I just didn't hear what set him
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I asked him how this whole thing
affected me.
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No, you didn't.
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Joan, the man is having a baby. And
unless you're the baby's mama, you ain't
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booty to say except how many ones do you
need?
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I know.
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But I can't help the way I feel.
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I mean, there's always something with
Ellis. First it was his ego drama. Then
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was some Hollywood drama. Now it's baby
mama drama.
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I mean, I don't bring any drama into
this relationship.
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I am such an easygoing girlfriend.
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Joan, slow your roll. I know you're in
shock, but don't get delusional.
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Why couldn't she have just told him in a
letter?
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From Guadalajara.
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I'm being totally selfish.
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See, Mommy?
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But, sweetie, you know, if you can't
handle this, then you have to get out.
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Because what's really important right
now is what's good for the baby.
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Joan, I'm sorry. This needs more than a
walk. I've got to go home and try and
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figure this out.
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Wait, Ellis, can I say something? I know
this is not easy for you. No, look,
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it's not about me. I'm not talking about
me anymore, okay?
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I'm talking about the baby and what's
best for him.
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And if I can add my two cents, I think
what's really best for him is to have a
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family.
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And maybe you don't know if you can do
that right now.
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But you did have something with Sylvia
once, and I think that maybe you owe it
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to the baby to find out if you can make
that work.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, you're right. And I should start
by talking to Sylvia.
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I'm really sorry to ruin your
Valentine's Day.
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And what are you doing?
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My feet are cold.
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Put your shoes back on.
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Now what are you doing? I thought I saw
a spider.
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Hold me.
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Baby, I know what you're doing.
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We talked about this.
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Let's focus on each other's mental, not
the physical.
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Come on, this isn't fair. It's
Valentine's Day.
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And you're my chocolate.
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And I want to eat it.
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Or at least lick it.
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Or hell, just let me unwrap it and look
at it.
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I think you're looking at celibacy as if
you're depriving yourself from
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something. For me, it's not deprivation.
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It's enrichment.
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That's what I want for us.
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To connect on a deeper level.
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Look, I'll understand if you can't. No,
no, I'm fine.
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Fine.
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You don't have to go over there.
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Trust me, I do.
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Something for you.
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I know I break you down.
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She kissed as if she alone could forge
the signature of the sun.
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I closed my eyes, although I never knew
the difference.
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I stood before a brighter light that
left a distance and then a feeling,
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as if nothing were ever bound to repeat
itself ever again, as if history had
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been as masterfully created as the Great
Pyramids and to reconstruct or relive
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any given moment would have to stem from
an understanding of how the pyramids
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were built from the top down.
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If one could understand such majesty,
one would also understand that pyramids
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were first made of flesh, and that
kisses are portals, our sacred breath
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shifting through hidden corrals and
passageways.
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I will find my way to eternity within
you.
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Wow.
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I knew my soul had a G -spot.
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I did.
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Tony, this watch is fantastic. How did
you find it?
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And what are you doing in there, hon?
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Come on out.
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I want to show you my thanks.
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Okay.
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Sucker.
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What you want?
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Huh? Or you want a little pick and
inning?
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Ain't your mama?
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Come on, Mr. Charlie. What you want?
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What? It's your fantasy. I'm just trying
to fulfill it.
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Tony, is this still about the card?
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Look.
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I'm not about being your little ebony,
erotic fantasy. I'm not interested in
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being your black girlfriend. I'm more
than that. I know that. Why do you think
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I'm with you? Apparently because I'm
black. No, apparently because I'm drawn
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crazy women.
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Tony. Come on, we come from different
worlds, and my card was my half -assed
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of trying to acknowledge that, really.
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How would you feel if I gave you a
Valentine's Day card with a picture of a
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Jewish couple wearing beanies on their
head, sitting at a deli eating a heart
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-shaped bagel, huh? Well, first, they
are called yarmulkes, and if it's heart
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-shaped, it wouldn't be a bagel.
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And I get it.
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I'm sorry.
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The thing is, Todd...
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You're not the first white guy that I've
dated.
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And a lot of the time, it was pretty
clear that they only wanted to be with
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because they thought being with a black
woman was exotic.
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You know, I didn't make a big deal about
it because I knew it wouldn't last.
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Plus, I got a lot of great joy, which I
knew would last.
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But if that's all I am to you, I really
can't handle it.
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I want more than sapphires for me, baby.
I want this to work.
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So do I, baby.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Monica, I know it's Valentine's Day.
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But there's something I really need to
tell you and I can't put it off any
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longer.
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I just don't know how I'm going to say
this.
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William, you can tell me almost
anything.
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I mean, you're not married, are you? No,
no.
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Oh, my gosh, no.
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Bisexual.
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No. Monica, oh, my God. Have I ever
given you any reason to go there? No.
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I'm just...
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Grasping at straws.
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Well, you just had a physical, so I know
you're healthy.
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And you wouldn't do anything stupid like
lose your job.
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So, what is it?
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You told her what?
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I told her I was a bisexual.
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I don't know whether to be ashamed that
I didn't tell her the truth or worried
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that she was okay with it.
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So where are you supposed to be now?
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Either back in court or with Ivan, my
boy toy in West Hollywood.
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But I'm not here to come out to you.
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I'm here because I heard about the baby.
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Are you all right?
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No, I'm not.
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I stood there and I said all the right
things to Alice.
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I was the bigger person. Hell, I was
noble.
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And he left me to go to her.
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But what I really wanted was for him to
see how noble I was and then say he
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couldn't possibly leave someone so noble
and stay with me.
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And then his baby and his baby's mama
would move to Zihuatanejo.
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Joan.
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I know.
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I know. I'm wicked.
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I don't deserve him.
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I don't deserve Monica.
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No one deserves that woman. She's like a
fungus.
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Hey, that's my girl. Yeah, the girl
you're lying to.
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Oh, shut up, you big selfish baby.
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Let a good one go.
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You farted? No.
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Tell it. Oh.
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He's beautiful, Joan.
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It's beautiful.
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My son, he was born at 3 a .m.
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And... And I held him. I held him all
night.
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And as I was holding his little hand, I
told him his daddy was going to give him
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the best possible life.
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But then it hit me.
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How can I do that if I start off with a
lie?
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Joan, I don't want to be with Sylvia.
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I want to be with you.
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Oh, my God.
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I know you were trying to help the other
night.
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But if you really want to help, stay
with me.
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I didn't know I was interrupting.
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Oh, don't mind me.
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I'm just your bisexual friend.
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Monica, I'm not a bisexual.
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I just told you that so you wouldn't
know what was going on. William, I know
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you're not.
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I just got tired of guessing.
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So, just tell me. I've been playing a
game and it ends now.
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You're scaring me.
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Please just tell me.
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Okay. You know that huge case I've been
trying?
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Yes. The one that's been keeping me away
from you? Spit it out. Won that sucker
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and got a huge bonus.
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Taking us to Italy, first to last.
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