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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,430 --> 00:00:07,479 I don't know why they call these want ads. 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:08,920 I don't want any of these jobs. 3 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:12,219 Well, if you want William to let you back in the house, you better want one 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,270 them. 5 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,980 You know, it's not so bad out here. 6 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:18,100 When it gets cold, I sleep in the hood of his car. 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,040 Now I see why cats do it. 8 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:23,559 Okay, Lynn, before you end up back at my house, what is the problem with the 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,879 jobs in this Sunday's paper? 10 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,930 Now we're stuck. 11 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,300 I mean, they're all 9 -5. 12 00:00:27,580 --> 00:00:28,630 What's that about? 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,590 Note to self -change locks, don't leave car in driveway. 14 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:38,080 Come on. Nobody ever died wishing they had worked more. 15 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:41,089 Yeah, well, a lot of people died wishing they had worked a little so they 16 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:43,980 wouldn't have to be buried in that box they were living in. 17 00:01:15,891 --> 00:01:18,049 Where are your shoes? 18 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:19,009 I don't know. 19 00:01:19,010 --> 00:01:21,749 Well, you better get to know, and I gotta get you to your daddy in 25 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,010 and we're 45 minutes away. 21 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,030 It's not my fault you cheated on Daddy. 22 00:01:27,590 --> 00:01:28,640 Okay. 23 00:01:28,641 --> 00:01:31,269 We're just gonna have to be a little late, because we need to have a little 24 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:32,320 out. 25 00:01:33,390 --> 00:01:34,440 Oh. 26 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:36,340 Excuse me. 27 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,480 Thank you. 28 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:40,520 Who told you that? 29 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:41,860 Big Mama. 30 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:43,890 And what else did Big Mama say? 31 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:47,040 That if you hit me, I'm supposed to call child therapy. 32 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,370 He says you'll be damned if you get custody. 33 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:56,690 No one is getting custody. 34 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:01,729 Your daddy and I, we're just, you know, we're just going through a little 35 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:02,689 something right now. 36 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,350 You know, all grown -ups go through a rough patch. 37 00:02:05,351 --> 00:02:08,569 A try from the grandmama wouldn't know that because she's never been able to 38 00:02:08,570 --> 00:02:09,620 keep a man. 39 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:12,820 Why can't you just come home with me and daddy? 40 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:14,830 Baby, that's what we're working on. 41 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:19,039 Okay? And in fact, your daddy and I today are going to see the minister to 42 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,090 about that. 43 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:25,600 But right now, Mama needs you to be a big boy and be patient with us, okay? 44 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,210 Okay. 45 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,560 I love you. I love you, too. 46 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,850 All right. 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,200 Now, where's your life? 48 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,880 You stop acting good to yell at me. 49 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:39,240 You all right? 50 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,510 Oh, fine. 51 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:44,060 You know, I wish I could explain it better, but... 52 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,250 Hey, Jabari. 53 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,850 How you doing? 54 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:55,220 You know, I really know what you're going through. 55 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:59,320 I mean, I was about your age when my parents got divorced. 56 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,200 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 57 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:02,630 Excuse me. 58 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:03,790 Hello. 59 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:05,390 Talking divorce? 60 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,130 Sweetie, no one in here is getting a divorce. 61 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,480 Okay, get up now, please. 62 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,010 Get up. 63 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,270 Who in the hell taught you how to comfort a child? 64 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:24,590 Joan! 65 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,350 Joan! 66 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,520 Have you heard the scuttlebutt? 67 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:33,519 The partners feel they can no longer compete without a minority partner. 68 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:37,019 Oh, Willie, I've heard that rumor ever since I got here. I know, I know, me 69 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:41,380 But now it's been confirmed by the chief parking valet from level one. 70 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,560 Harvey or Bob? 71 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:50,259 Harvey. Oh, God. Harvey? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That it's true. Get out of my 72 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,759 office. I got a little busy. You realize this means it's just between you and 73 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:53,810 me? Oh, no. 74 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:58,040 Oh, damn. It's just you. 75 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,510 It's all about the black woman these days. 76 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,420 First, Hallie wins the Oscar. 77 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:05,910 Then Susan Laurie Parks wins the Pulitzer. 78 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,550 Venus and Serena kicking everybody's butt. 79 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,800 William, that's absurd. 80 00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:11,679 Oh, yeah? 81 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,820 Where's Colin Powell? 82 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:15,040 eclipsed by Condoleezza. 83 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:20,599 Everybody knows the black woman has ridden her wave. The minority on deck is 84 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,650 Latino. 85 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:23,060 Oh, you're right. 86 00:04:23,061 --> 00:04:27,539 You know, I love my mother, but damn her for marrying my half -breed Cherokee 87 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,010 father instead of making eyes with Senior Lopez. 88 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:36,699 William, I was just kidding, okay? I'm sure the best man or woman will get the 89 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,750 job. 90 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:39,600 Perhaps, Joan, perhaps. 91 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:41,870 Something tells me. 92 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,710 We may have just lost the whole enchilada. 93 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:47,110 Speak for yourself. 94 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,780 My great -grandmother's name was Arminda Consuela Martinez. 95 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,660 Bye -bye, mijo. 96 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:05,439 Thank you 97 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,760 for coming, Darnell. 98 00:05:06,761 --> 00:05:10,319 Revenis, come on, because I've got to get back to work. 99 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,020 Well, I think this is what we need. 100 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,370 A safe place where we can really talk. 101 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,830 Why don't we save it until he gets here? 102 00:05:18,030 --> 00:05:21,450 Brother and Sister Wilkes, you're on time for the Lord. 103 00:05:22,290 --> 00:05:25,490 I have to ask forgiveness for my tardiness. 104 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,870 I had a small crisis with the choir. 105 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:33,169 Sister Rolanda threatened to walk over to Faithful Central, which poses a 106 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:36,850 problem since she's the only true baritone we have. 107 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:41,310 Now, it hurts my heart to see you here. 108 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,690 especially since I was the one who married you. 109 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:52,029 But it also warms my heart that you would seek out the Lord's advice in your 110 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:53,080 time of crisis. 111 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:57,830 So, Brother Darrell, tell me what's going on. 112 00:05:58,130 --> 00:06:02,669 I think you know. I mean, it's all over the church. Oh, I'm not going to lie to 113 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,720 you. 114 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:07,970 It was a topic at a bake sale this week, but... 115 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:12,680 Nevertheless, I'm a little vague on how far this indiscretion went. 116 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,260 Yeah, me too. 117 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,380 Look, I told you it was just a kiss. 118 00:06:19,381 --> 00:06:22,599 Oh, so I'm supposed to trust you now? I'm telling you in front of God. 119 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,579 You also took your vows in front of God. Look, people mess up, Darnell. They 120 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:28,359 confess and they're supposed to be forgiven. See, but you didn't confess. 121 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,520 You got caught. All right, now. 122 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,700 Let me step in here. 123 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:36,840 You hurt brother down. 124 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:42,070 And you have a right to feel the feelings that you're feeling. 125 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:48,529 But before we can move any further, you have to ask yourself, can you forgive 126 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:49,890 Sister Maya? 127 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,430 We have a good God. 128 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,790 A forgiving God. 129 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,290 See, but I'm not God. 130 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:01,410 I'm a man. A man who God is testing. 131 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:05,670 See, I don't think God had anything to do with Maya cheating. 132 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,120 you'll be surprised. 133 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:11,110 God tests everyone. 134 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:13,590 Even the messengers of his word. 135 00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:17,110 Some of them over and over again. 136 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:20,370 And I can't pass all the tests. 137 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,650 Especially the pop quizzes. 138 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:32,390 What with these dresses getting cut lower and tighter. 139 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:38,370 You know the devil is a sneaky seamstress. 140 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:45,170 Well, now, I hope we started a dialogue here. 141 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:49,650 And I will see you same time next week and in church on Sunday. 142 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:51,400 Maya. Oh. 143 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,520 Daryl. 144 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,170 Okay, um, what was that, Daryl? 145 00:07:59,810 --> 00:08:01,930 I don't know. 146 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:05,949 But at least now we know why Sister Rolanda's trying to get over to Faithful 147 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,849 Central. Well, part of it may be because her name is actually Yolanda. 148 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:14,089 You know... I 149 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:16,930 better be getting to work. 150 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:20,060 Me too. 151 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:24,730 So, um, I'll call you later, right? 152 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:29,730 Yeah. Would you mind calling my supervisor and telling him that I'm on 153 00:08:30,450 --> 00:08:31,500 Sure. 154 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,510 I got a job today. 155 00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,580 Why are you just telling us this now? 156 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,090 I got fired. 157 00:08:53,091 --> 00:08:57,399 Oh, you need to get a job in here because I've been waiting on my drink 158 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,740 minutes. Barkeep. 159 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:00,790 Barkeep? What? 160 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,420 Y 'all know I love Gunsmoke? 161 00:09:02,421 --> 00:09:06,779 Sorry about the wait. We're a little short on help. 162 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,830 Are you hiring? 163 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:12,119 Because our friend Lynn here would make a great bartender. I mean, she's got 164 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,539 like a million degrees. One in psychology, which is good for listening. 165 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:16,590 One in anthropology. 166 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,010 Look, all I need is someone to mix drinks and suck up to customers. 167 00:09:20,011 --> 00:09:21,619 That's our Lynn. 168 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,460 Always mixing and sucking. Wait. 169 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,200 Didn't come out right. But she is your gal. 170 00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:28,539 Tell you what. 171 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,650 Come tomorrow night. I'll give you a trial. 172 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,850 You can work for tips. 173 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,340 She'll be here. Thanks. 174 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:36,759 Joan, I don't know anything about mixing drinks. 175 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,379 Of course you do. We drink all the time. 176 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:41,939 Honey, honey, I'll help you. My mother was a functioning alcoholic. I can make 177 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:42,990 any drink in the book. 178 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,860 Hell, I can make drinks that aren't in the book. 179 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:50,960 I used to knock my mama out with cough syrup, vanilla extract, and an olive. 180 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,860 Oh, hey, girls. 181 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,880 Hey, girls. Where have you been? 182 00:09:56,881 --> 00:09:58,959 And why didn't you come back to work? 183 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,759 Well, I did come back to work. Found out you were down here at the bar and 184 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,870 thought, what the hell am I doing at work? 185 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,039 Tomorrow, will you remind me to fire you? 186 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,739 I'll remind you the next day. Might need tomorrow off to move back home. What? 187 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,640 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's the deal. 188 00:10:12,641 --> 00:10:14,859 Are you and Darnell getting back together? 189 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:16,760 Honey, we got back together. 190 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:22,100 Maya, did you put it on him? Honey, I had to remind the boy what he was 191 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:27,360 Good for you, Maya. Good for you. Because that separation was exhausting. 192 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:32,209 any help moving? I've got a late day tomorrow. Well, no, you know, it's not 193 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:36,309 really a done deal. Yeah, but there is a deal on the table. In fact, if memory 194 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:41,349 serves, there was a great deal on the table, under the table, all over the 195 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,400 table. 196 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:45,020 Wait a minute. 197 00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:46,380 Whose table? 198 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,790 Just keep your eye on the prize, Joan. 199 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:00,630 Mr. Sweetelson, you know me. 200 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:03,870 I shoot from the hip, play it straight. 201 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:05,630 I don't dilly -dally. 202 00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:12,850 I'm an upfront guy, and I like to say what's on my mind. For God's sake, Dent, 203 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:13,980 spit it out. 204 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,060 The men in my family don't live that long. 205 00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:22,589 Okay, Mr. Sweetelson, it's all over town that the firm is looking for a new 206 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:25,310 minority partner, and I'm your man. 207 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:28,429 I think I've proven myself ready for that position. 208 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:32,029 Look, Dent, if there were a position, and I'm not saying that there is, at 209 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:34,140 point, you wouldn't be the man for the job. 210 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:38,760 You've held your own, but frankly, you're not ready to be a full partner 211 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:40,670 Oh, Mr. 212 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:43,770 Sweetelson, I appreciate your honesty. 213 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:49,009 Think you know me to be a man who welcomes the truth, takes it square, or 214 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,060 it straight up? 215 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,990 A man who can take whatever's... 216 00:11:52,991 --> 00:11:56,839 Dished out there. Look, if this has anything to do with Joan being part 217 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,250 I can assure you right now, that is a load of crap. 218 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,390 All right, let me back it up and make it plain. 219 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,919 When we first hired you, you had an edge. You were an angry, young, black 220 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,960 conservative. A Clarence Thomas in the making, and I thought that was the bomb. 221 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,260 But then you got soft, you got congenial, and apparently somewhat 222 00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:23,819 Last thing this firm needs is another congenial partner, and God knows we've 223 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:24,870 enough crazy ones. 224 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,260 But do you have enough Native Americans? 225 00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:30,999 Have you known there were a number of dents on the Trail of Tears? I don't 226 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,020 about that dent. All I care about is the fire in your belly. 227 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,030 Well, in that case, I'll have the curry tuna. 228 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,250 I know what you're thinking, a little too congenial. 229 00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:45,600 But I can assure you this kind of tomfoolery stops right here. 230 00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:49,389 I'm prepared to be the least congenial son of a bitch you've ever seen. 231 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:51,070 Damn it, Lynch! Where's our food? 232 00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:54,250 See what I'm saying? I'm your guy. 233 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,870 Baby, don't forget to carry the four. 234 00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,010 Mama, it's a three. 235 00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:05,990 Jabari, no, it's not. 236 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:08,650 Wait, hold on. Let me think. 237 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,150 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's a three. 238 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,480 So, what you gonna do? 239 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,400 And that's all I'm saying. 240 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,700 Daddy's better at math than you. 241 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,760 Well, I'm a better speller. 242 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,110 That's why I need both of you to help me with my homework. 243 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:36,120 Well, sweetie, I have a feeling that we're both gonna be helping you real 244 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,180 Why? Are you coming home? 245 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,150 Please. 246 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,140 Well, baby, I wanted it to be a surprise, but... 247 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,050 Mommy thinks she'll be home by this weekend. 248 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,510 Really? Mm -hmm. 249 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,200 Yeah, have I ever lied to you? 250 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,640 That's all that's up about Santa Claus. 251 00:13:55,820 --> 00:13:56,870 He's not real. 252 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,740 Yes, he is. Who told you that? 253 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,030 Big Mama. 254 00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:03,899 Okay, you know what? I'm about through with your Big Mama. She says she's been 255 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:04,950 through with you. 256 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,250 Can I get... Can I get a mojito and a chocotini? 257 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,870 No. 258 00:14:20,531 --> 00:14:22,579 Excuse me? 259 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,960 No, because actually we're having a special on white wine tonight. 260 00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:27,340 In fact, it's free. 261 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,150 What is the wine? 262 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,450 White. 263 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,160 Fine. Two white wines. 264 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,430 Excellent choice. 265 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,750 Here you go. 266 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,600 Hey, how's it going? 267 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:46,079 Where the hell have you been? Paris? 268 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,490 Oh, don't hate. I'm here now, so what do you need? 269 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,860 I need you to man the bar, because I quit. 270 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,580 You can't always quit. 271 00:14:53,581 --> 00:14:57,139 Yes, I can. I'm not good at this. I don't like doing things I'm not good at. 272 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,300 Okay. So, what are you good at? 273 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:00,790 Sitting in a hot tub. 274 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,300 How hard is it to put some rum and coke in a cup? 275 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,400 Okay, what's the name of that drink? 276 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,770 Rum and coke? 277 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,570 Okay, you can see. 278 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:10,790 That's all I need. 279 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:11,890 Something to break... 280 00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:25,700 Anyway, Darnell, as I was saying, I am training for the L .A. Marathon. 281 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:30,819 I'm doing pretty well, too. You know, I'm right on target, and I think I'm up 282 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:32,080 about, like, one -tenth. 283 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,780 So what's that, like, 2 .6 miles? No. 284 00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:36,359 God, no. 285 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,279 One -tenth of a mile, babe. I'm still in the run -walk phase, you know what I 286 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,330 mean? 287 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,130 Anyway, whew, God, I worked up quite a sweat. 288 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,290 Woo! 289 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,300 Oh, I better go hit the showers. 290 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:53,679 I know you two got a lot to talk about. I'm really happy that you guys are 291 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,730 working it out. 292 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,430 Hi, 293 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,830 baby. 294 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,000 So you told her, too? 295 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,730 Told her what? 296 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,210 The same lie that you fed Jabari about us getting back together. 297 00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:10,539 Why'd you tell him that you were coming back home, Maya? Why'd you get his hopes 298 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,590 all up? 299 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,180 Because darn our mind were up. 300 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,700 Look, Maya, you can screw up our lives. 301 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,170 But don't go screwing up Jabari's life. 302 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:24,940 Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, excuse me. What? 303 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,340 Okay, what about the other day, huh? What was that all about? 304 00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:29,980 I don't know. 305 00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:33,929 Look, Maya, just because I hate you right now doesn't mean that I don't 306 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:34,980 love you. 307 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:36,690 And shoot, I was just horny. 308 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,310 So you used me. 309 00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:44,329 I don't remember being there alone. Okay, you know what, Donald, please, 310 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,380 enlighten me. 311 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,690 What's going on between us? 312 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:49,700 I don't know. 313 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:54,400 We can't expect to be too far along. We just started counseling. 314 00:16:54,401 --> 00:16:57,349 I thought we decided counseling was a joke. Well, then I guess we're back to 315 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,850 square one. Yeah, I guess we are. 316 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,969 Don't let me interrupt you too, lovebird. I just want to whip myself up 317 00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,020 power shake. 318 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,379 Woo! 319 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:13,890 $120 .36 minus $250 in free wine. 320 00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,229 puts me at? 321 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:18,329 Over $100 in the hole and still sleeping on my hood. 322 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:19,680 Hey, that's not fair. 323 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:23,568 You said if I get a job, I can move back in. You never said anything about 324 00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:24,619 making money. 325 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,870 All right, you can move back in. 326 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:32,320 But you better be glad you caught me on my last congenial day. 327 00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:36,390 From now on, you're looking at a lean, mean, fighting machine. 328 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,430 A man who would step over his own grandmother to get to the top. 329 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,170 Not his mother, though. Never that. 330 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,470 I just want to get inside so I can peen something that flushes. 331 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,690 William! 332 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,720 Bar, you like your food? 333 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,940 I don't know what it is. 334 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,220 Well, just take two more bites and we'll go, okay? 335 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:07,590 Really? 336 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:13,800 Um, remember another day when I said I'd be coming back home? 337 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,190 Yeah. 338 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:24,379 happened right away so you lied again no jabari i wouldn't i wouldn't say that i 339 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:29,359 lied i just you know i just got a little ahead of myself derek said you guys are 340 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:34,199 gonna get divorced just like everybody else's parents and i'm not special well 341 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:40,859 derek is wrong you are special jabari you are very special to your daddy and 342 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:44,660 me and we love you more than anything in this world 343 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,750 Jabari, look at me. 344 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,050 I'm sorry. 345 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,380 Okay, Mommy made a mistake. 346 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:59,519 And yes, I spoke too soon, but what I can promise you is that I'm going to do 347 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,470 everything in my power to bring this family back together. 348 00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:04,879 So you're not going to cheat on Daddy anymore? 349 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,540 No, Jabari. 350 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,890 I'm not. 351 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,360 Does that mean you got naked? 352 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,800 Oh, my God. No, no. 353 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,580 Oh, no, baby. 354 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,060 What? 355 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,540 Look. 356 00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:24,990 Mommy became too friendly with the man. 357 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,230 And that hurt Daddy's feelings. 358 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,810 And the fact that I hurt both of you hurt me. 359 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:38,250 I promise you, I will never do anything stupid like that again. 360 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,150 Well, Dent, you were right. 361 00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:54,390 Great hot tub, great view. 362 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,300 This is life. 363 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,590 So, is this getting me any closer to that partnership? 364 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:05,509 Well, I don't know about partnerships, but I do know that this glass is not 365 00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,010 going to fill itself. 366 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,540 Oh, right, right. 367 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,989 Hey, man! 368 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,590 Huh? We need another round of drinks over here. 369 00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:13,920 Hey, 370 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,729 I'm kind of tired of the rum and coke. Can you make anything else? 371 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,650 Uh, rum and Pepsi? 372 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,100 Uh, Roman's bright. 373 00:20:22,601 --> 00:20:24,699 Roman, you who? 374 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:29,250 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28971

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