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Hey, girl, I'm back.
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Sorry I'm late. Oh, it's okay, Maya. I
didn't even notice you were late until
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about an hour and a half ago.
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Well, girl, I'm here now, so...
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Hey,
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Maya, can you bring me the weighing
file?
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Here you go, Auntie Joan.
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Oh, Jabari, you're here.
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Again. Yep. Hey, baby, go eat your
yogurt under the desk.
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I mean the Batcave.
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Maya? I know, I know, girl, and I'm
sorry, okay? It's just been so hard
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childcare since my mother left, but I
promise it's not going to be for much
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longer. I'm interviewing two sitters
tonight.
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All right. Can you just please make sure
that the senior partners don't see him?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Jabari, sweetie, I thought I said to eat
the yogurt in the Batcave.
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I was, Mama, but it smells like feet.
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Okay, well, you better start feeling
like it because Chris is coming over.
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Again? You two are seeing each other
like three times a week. What's that all
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about?
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Uh, we're dating, Lynn, so could you get
lost?
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I could get lost real good with your car
and eight bucks for a movie.
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Look, I can't spend my own money. I'm
saving for an apartment. And how's that
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coming? Not so good.
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Actually, I was thinking, what if I were
to just stay here?
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and give you $200 a month. Now, I know
it might not sound like a lot, but think
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about it this way. $2 ,400 a year tax
-free. I don't want your
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money, okay? I just want my guest room
back. And I just want your
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dog to stop humping my leg.
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It's going to be your room.
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Where'd Bosco go? I got a present for
him.
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Bosco! Bosco!
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Come on!
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We're going to have so much fun living
together.
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We're going to eat together and go for
walks, play Frisbee.
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God, I love Frisbee. Joan would never
play Frisbee.
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Oh, talking to Bosco.
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No, I was talking to you.
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Shelby, I don't get it.
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That was the third client meeting in a
row to end without results.
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I know. But I specialize in results.
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What kind of slogan is that if I can't
deliver?
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I'll tell you.
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That's no slogan.
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That's a noggin.
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I know what the problem is.
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It's your hair. It's dishonest.
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What?
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Just think about it.
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You position yourself to represent a
clientele that spends millions of
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on high -end real estate.
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How can they trust your abilities if
they can't trust your hair?
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It's not real. It's fake. It's
dishonest. So is that padded bra you're
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but I didn't bust you all out.
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That's it. No more cheese for you. It
clogs you up.
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Bosco! No!
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Feel! Bosco!
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Bad dog!
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Bad dog!
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I'm sorry. He doesn't usually do this.
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Bosco!
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Hey, boy.
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Hey, you remember me?
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Huh?
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My God, Bosco, I can't believe this.
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I've been so worried about you.
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He looks good.
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Where have you been, and how are you?
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I'm fine.
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It's really good to see you.
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We should get some coffee or talk.
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We really don't have anything to talk
about.
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Take care.
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Bye, boy.
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Is there a problem, officer?
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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I'm assuming it was that rolling stop I
made back there.
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No. My partner, Yvonne Blackwell, saw
you and asked me to pull you over.
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Yvonne's with you?
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, why isn't she talking to me?
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I'm asking the questions here, buddy.
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Yeah, Yvonne was feeling a little bit
guilty about leaving you at the altar
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wanted to make sure you were all right.
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Okay.
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The first question is, how you doing?
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Are you happy, William?
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Well, I'm pretty happy, I guess.
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Come on, man. I got to give him more
than that.
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Oh, all right. Well, let's see. I just
finished a big merger for one of our
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farm's biggest clients. Okay. And I just
got a new recliner for the den.
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It's got a cup holder.
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Cup holder?
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How is Yvonne?
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Is she happy?
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She is doing so good. Okay, you know,
she's back on the floor. She got a
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afro back, and she gained about 40
pounds.
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Not because of you, though.
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This is happy weight.
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Well, this is ridiculous. We should be
talking face -to -face.
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Back in the car, sir.
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Put your hands on the steering wheel.
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All right.
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Now, about that rolling stop, I'm going
to have to write you up. It's nothing
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personal. Just got a quota to meet.
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You know, I got it all figured out,
okay?
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You need to pick up Jabari at 3 .20, so
he can be at Karate by 4, okay? Now,
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Cousin Ronnie's going to pick him up,
take him to the salon at 5, all right?
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then... Yes, Ronnie?
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You got a better cousin?
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You know what?
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Don't start with me. Okay, yes, they got
snacks, okay? Plus, you know the boy
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needs a trim.
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Now, Ronnie is going to take him to
Cousin Trey's at 6 .45 for dinner, and I
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will pick him up by... Maya?
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Hold on.
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Yeah? What time is my meeting with Sweet
Olsen?
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3, 4... I don't know, Judd. I can't keep
track of everything.
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7 .30. Okay, now, he can watch his
favorite show at 8 as long as he's
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with his homework by 7 .45.
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What's up?
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Hey, how was your day, Rumi?
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Weird.
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Mine, too.
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I saw Yvonne today, kind of.
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Oh, my God, and I saw Vasco.
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Yeah, I do, too. He's in the kitchen
with his head in the trash.
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Vosko the man.
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It was really weird.
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He wouldn't even talk to me.
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You know, Yvonne wouldn't talk to me,
either.
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I mean, there she was in the squad car,
25 feet behind me.
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The woman I loved, the woman I was gonna
marry, and she's off having her life,
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and I'm having mine.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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It's kind of strange, you know?
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Yeah. Tell me about it.
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All the time.
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I was worried about Vosko, the man.
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Wondering if he was back in Jamaica or
here in L .A.
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or... Off at sea on an intertube,
sucking on a jerk chicken wing.
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Does everybody think my feelings are a
big joke?
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I mean, the whole time I was with Vosko,
you, Joan, Tony, and Maya seemed to
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think it was just fine to make jokes
about it. And since we broke up, the
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just keep coming.
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We just thought since you made jokes
that... Oh, I know.
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It's my frustration.
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And it wasn't fair to him.
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He was a good guy.
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And I loved him.
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I still do.
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I'm sorry, Lynn. I had no idea.
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It's because you never asked.
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Nobody did.
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Tony and Joan break up with a guy after
one date and it becomes a forum on
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blackvoices .com.
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I break up with Vodka after living
together and I get jerked chicken jokes,
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just kept it to myself.
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Well, Lynn, whenever you need to talk,
I'm here for you.
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I was kind of still talking about it.
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William. Whoa!
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Half naked man in here. Half naked man
in here.
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Big deal.
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You've seen one. You've seen them all.
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Well, then you don't need to see this
one or his two friends.
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So turn your head for a second.
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Fine.
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All right.
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William, I was thinking about our
conversation yesterday.
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You know, how similar situations are and
how we're both just out of deep
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relationships and both a little too
fragile to jump back into the whole
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thing, but also both... Nice people.
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Horny.
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Look, we're both human, and we have
basic human needs.
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So, do you want to be sex buddies?
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Look, we're already friends, so there's
already a comfort level.
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And I am talking safe sex without all
the dating, emotion, or attachment that
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neither one of us is ready for.
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What? Is it too weird?
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It's weird you think you need to sell me
on it.
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Great. Then, uh, how about dropping him
drawers?
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What, now?
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I can't do it now. I'm supposed to meet
the guys for a game of... Now is
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perfect. What am I talking about? I love
now.
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What about, uh, what about protection?
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Oh, got it covered. Just gotta get it
through the next couple hours.
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Would it ruin the moment right now if I
did a happy dance?
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Yeah, I think it would.
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Then I can wait till later.
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I got here early to prep you.
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Tony's taking a big step. It took me a
week to get here and there. I need you
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be supportive.
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Go team.
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Big step? What big step?
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Patience, Joan.
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Here she comes now. I need to see your
supportive faces.
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Good. Good.
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Knees work.
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Wow. Oh, my God, Tony. You look amazing.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's
different?
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in your glasses.
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She doesn't wear glasses. It's her hair,
William.
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And it looks great.
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You guys, you guys really like it? Tony,
you look beautiful.
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And honest.
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Honesty has replaced integrity as a must
-have character trait.
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Well, then, honestly, I'm still not
feeling it. In fact, I have Nico on
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emergency standby just keeping my weave
warm.
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God, don't worry.
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Big changes always take a little time to
get used to.
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Like when I changed my cabinet knobs
from pewter to brush stainless. Whoa, I
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not comfortable with that decision right
away, but now I love them.
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I do.
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I can see you're in good hands here.
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I'm going to get back to the office. Got
to get ready for that coming flood of
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new clients hungry for honesty.
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By the way, Joan, pewter is honest,
brush stainless, showy.
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Yeah, I got to get going too.
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Oh, Lynn, I'm stopping off by the store
on the way home. Do you want anything?
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No. Oh, actually, yeah, boss is going to
need some dog food. And I'm going to be
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home late, so could you feed him and
read him a story before he goes to bed?
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Does he like science fiction?
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He's more into self -help.
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Bye, Willie.
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Bye -bye.
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Oh, my God. You guys are so cute.
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You're like an old married couple.
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Oh, please. Old married couples don't
have nearly as much sex as we do.
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Yuck. No, we're sex buddies.
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Joan, could you pass with Bobby?
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Sex buddies?
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Okay, that is just wrong.
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Okay, okay. You gotta tell me, is what
Yvonne said about William true?
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You know.
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Don't see what the big deal is.
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Joan, it's just sex.
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No, it is not just sex, Tony.
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It's a potential disaster.
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I mean, what happens when one of you
starts liking the other one and then
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feelings get hurt and then it gets all
awkward between the two of you and there
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we are stuck in the middle having to
choose between you and William?
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I mean, don't you see?
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God, Lynn, you're jeopardizing our
friendship.
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Joan, relax. You really are making a
bigger deal out of this than it is.
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Oh, I get it. I give.
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You win. You know what? You can move
back in. Woo! I'm not trying to work you
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here. No, I like my room at William.
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And I like my arrangement with William.
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Joan, Joan, Joan.
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Are you jealous?
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Okay, you know what?
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I am not even going to dignify that with
an answer, okay?
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But no.
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No, I am not, okay?
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Definitely not. Enough, all right?
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Did I say that I am not jealous?
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Yeah, well, my old buddy Vasco licked my
toes and shot me through the roof.
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Yeah, Vasco's a little kinky.
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Aren't you, boy?
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Aren't you kinky?
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another condom.
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Might as well use it, right?
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I think there's a little puff left in
the magic dragon.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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You like that, huh?
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Papa likes that, Yvonne.
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Hey, where you going?
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William, you just called me Yvonne.
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No, I didn't. I said, are ye having fun?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait.
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So I was fantasizing a little bit.
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So? You still miss her.
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Well, you miss Vasco.
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Yeah, but I mean, I'm not calling out
his name in the middle of our thing.
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I don't even think about him when we're
having sex.
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William, you're thinking about her.
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William, you are not capable of giving
me as little as I need from this
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relationship.
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You're afraid of a lack of commitment.
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You know, I am sorry that I ever
suggested being sex buddies.
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Wait a minute. What about the magic
dragon?
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Oh, puppet yourself.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Well, the whole sex buddy
thing didn't work out. He called out
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Yvonne's name last night. I mean, the
whole point of being sex buddies was no
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strings, no emotion, no attachment. But
now it's like there's...
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I hate to say I told you so, but you
just did.
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And I'm right.
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Sorry, but honesty is in.
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Okay, so here's the thing.
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I need a place to stay.
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Sure, Lynn.
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Okay, and I promise this time it won't
be for long.
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I have faith that there is a $200 a
month hellhole with my name on it out
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God, Lynn, it's William. What do you
want me to tell him?
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See, it's weird already.
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Hey.
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Lynn,
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why did you move out?
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William, Lynn doesn't want to be your
sex buddy anymore.
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Or roommate.
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It's just gotten too complicated.
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You still want Yvonne.
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I don't want Yvonne. Yes, you do.
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You shouted out her name.
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Well, you did.
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You're right, I did.
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I had some things I needed to resolve
for myself, so I went to see her this
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morning. And?
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And it's over.
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It's really over.
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I'm sorry, William.
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Gosh, me too.
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Don't be sorry.
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I was holding on to this fantasy about
us getting back together, and she was
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holding on to the guilt over dumping me,
and we needed to let those things go
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and move on with our lives.
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I got my key and my ring back, and she's
going to go on a diet.
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Happy weight my ass. That was 40 pounds
of guilt hanging on those thighs.
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So what do you say, Rumi? You want to
come home?
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No.
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Yeah, you just want more of the Lynn
Finn.
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As good as it is, Lynn, no, I don't.
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I want sex with strings attached.
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I want romance. I want to build a future
with somebody.
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I know now there's not going to be with
Yvonne, but I know she's out there
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somewhere. And he's out there for you,
too, Lynn.
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I know you love Vasco, but he's gone,
and you're going to have to move on.
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Wait.
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Lynn.
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You never told me that you were really
in love with Vasco.
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Well, Joan, there's certain things that
only roommates who'd listen can share.
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William, I'm happy you've had this whole
love epiphany thing, but...
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I'm still digging the idea of sex with
no strings attached, which doesn't
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include you, because obviously you come
with strings.
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Lynn, when are you going to stop hiding
behind sex and admit that you want
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someone to spoon with every night who
isn't canine?
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You're right.
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I do want more.
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00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:31,650
You're right. Come on, let's take Bosco
home.
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Uh -uh. Uh -uh. No, no. Lynn is moving
back in here. I know that you guys...
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are all in love with the idea of love
right now. But somebody's going to have
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weak moment. And before you know it, y
'all are going to be tapping each
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asses again.
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Joan, please, give us some credit here.
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People grow. People change.
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People learn.
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We've all learned a valuable lesson.
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If William and I should ever choose to
become sex buddies again, we've learned
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never to tell you.
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It just was not me, and I could not do
it.
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This whole thing about dishonest hair
was so bogus. This is genuine Korean
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which I paid for with good, honest
money.
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This is me, damn it.
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It'll be anything else but me.
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Now, that's dishonest.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Hey, baby.
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Hi, Mommy.
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Tony, thank you so much for watching my
little man.
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It was my pleasure. We really connected.
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Jamal is a very wise young man.
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00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,250
Tony, his name is Jabari.
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00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:46,950
But he looks like a Jamal.
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Mommy, please find me a real sitter.
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