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William, just think.
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A few months ago, I was down and out,
peddling through the streets of Los
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Angeles with nothing but these and a
prayer.
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But now look at me. I have a company and
one of L .A.'s best lawyers.
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And as one of the best, I'm going to
need a $10 ,000 retainer against a $400
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hour rate.
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$400? You ain't that good.
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All right, $250.
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I was trying to see if I could get over.
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I like that in a lawyer conniving and
sneaky and tripping because 250 is crazy
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money
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Come on. Get off your knees. No, I want
you to go over to what?
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Chris, Chris, I cannot do this. Why not?
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Because I look cute.
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Last night, we had a Joan day. We went
and we saw a play at the table. But
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tonight, we're going to have a Chris
day. It'll be fun.
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I don't get it. How is jumping over a
fence and hiking up a hill fun? It will
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fun once we get to the top and we start
making out under the stars, okay?
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Why don't we go to the movies and watch
two stars make out? Joe, come on.
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Chris, I'm going to scuff my shoe. Oh,
take them off. No, I'm not, no.
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Oh, oh, okay.
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What are you doing?
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I'm rubbing on this pretty foot about to
nibble all on it.
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All right, well, don't forget the other
one.
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Oh, hey, oh, God!
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Not my Christian love again!
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There you are.
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Yep, here I am. Hi, Tony. Don't hi -Tony
me. Why... haven't you gotten back to
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me? Are you or are you not my attorney?
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Well, I would be if you hadn't postdated
your check.
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Doesn't matter.
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Okay, we shook on it. Therefore, I own
you.
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Perhaps you're not familiar with the
13th Amendment to the Constitution,
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prohibits slavery.
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Of course I'm not. That's why I need an
attorney.
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You're right, Tony. I am your lawyer.
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But first, we need to set some
parameters.
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First of all, you don't interrupt my
dinner time.
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I have a very delicate digestive system
and a not fully functional uvula.
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Secondly, I'm not available between 5 a
.m. and 7 a .m. That's when I meditate,
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work out, and have my daily chat with
Mom.
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I need it.
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Okay, well, that means that the rest of
the day belongs to me.
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And don't tell me you've got other work
because I've been down to that firm and
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y 'all don't do diddly.
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Tony, what's the problem?
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A blockbuster bill?
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just the bill. That's a character
assassination.
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Some pimple -faced little clerk had the
audacity to accuse Tony Childs of not
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returning chicken run.
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Pick up Jabari from some ranger station.
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Of course, my baby knows better than to
trespass. I guess it all comes down to
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home training.
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No, thanks to your mama, Joan.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
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Joan has achy on her neck.
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It's one month, and we're right on
schedule.
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Okay, remind me how old you are again.
30. Going on stupid.
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Okay, okay, I got busted.
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So what?
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No, no, no, Joan. You see, there are two
kinds of people in the world. Those who
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post bail, you, and those who need bail,
me.
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You guys, I'm loosening up, shaking up
my image. Don't you remember on my 30th
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birthday, I said I was going to start
taking more risks?
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Well, Chris is my second chance to be
young.
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Joan. Are you just using this boy to get
your groove back, or do you really,
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really like him?
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Because my little cousin Tammy needs a
date for the spring fling.
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And he might like her.
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She don't have no three -month -old.
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Maya, I really like him.
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So tell your little fresh -tailed cousin
to back off.
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Oh, God, Joan.
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I went to the ranger station. I went to
the Hollywood precinct. I didn't know
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where they took you. I was worried about
you, too.
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Oh, I'm here now, baby. Come here. Ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Hold up, playboy.
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Why did you abandon our girl? It was
dark.
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Look, I ran down the mountain with a
girl with curly hair, right? And I
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that it was Joan until she put up a
fight when I tried to put her in the
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Fred.
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Okay, I like you.
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And I think you mean well.
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But look, every time I ever got busted
for having sex in a public place,
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My man stood by my side.
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In fact, one time, two men stood by my
side.
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That's a story for when you're a little
older.
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Look, I tried.
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I really... Well, you know what, Chris?
Hello? You need to try a little harder,
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okay? Yeah. When we put Joan in your
care, we didn't expect to have to bust
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out of Oz.
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Whoa, wait a minute. They put you behind
bars? No.
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Chris, I got a police citation.
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Well, technically, Lynn got the
citation.
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You put my name on your citation?
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I am a lawyer. I could be attorney
general one day. I can't let this whole
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Runyon Gate thing ruin me.
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Are you sure you can get rid of these
hickeys by the morning? Believe me, the
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cold spoon always works.
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Oh, come in. I know, I know. Joan?
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I hope that you don't think I'm being a
bad influence on you. No, I mean, you
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know, I'm not forcing you to do anything
you don't want to do, am I? Don't be
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ridiculous. I'm a big girl. I make my
own decisions.
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So, what do you want to do now?
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Whatever you want to do.
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It is about time.
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No, not that.
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Look, where are we on the whole basis
thing again?
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Well, we are two weeks from third and
two months from home.
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You know, after all this waiting, you
better be a freak.
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William, why are you avoiding me?
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I am so sorry, Mr. Dent. I know I'm
supposed to tell her that you're not
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but she scares me.
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Oh, sweetie, you don't have to be afraid
of me.
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Tony Charles is a friend to all.
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I am working. Why are you here?
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Now, I thought we set up some
parameters.
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Oh, parameters, shrameters.
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My manicurist is trying to pull a fast
one.
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Is this a French tip to you?
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You can't be hassling me every five
seconds.
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I have other clients that need me
besides you. Now, you hired me for
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services, not personal idiotic ones.
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Look, Buster.
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I'll have you note the name of my
business is Tony Childs Realty. If Tony
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is stressed, the business is stressed.
Ipso facto, Tony Childs is your
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Now, pull out your Polaroid and start
snapping pictures of Exhibits A
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J.
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Something about a madman and... Build up
that! ...armed and ready.
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Wee!
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Man, that mix was tight, Chris.
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Hit me back on the two -way, man, in
about a week. You know, I'm gonna be in
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studio with one of my new artists, man.
I might have something for you. Well,
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thanks, man!
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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Yay!
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Oh, yeah. Wait, I know you.
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You're Lil' Romeo's daddy.
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And who are you, Chris' mama?
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Hey,
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B, this is my girl, June.
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Nice to meet you. I guess you do have
your own identity.
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I was just kind of like kitten when I
see the Chris mama thing.
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You way sexy.
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I'm so
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impressed. You know, Mr. P.
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Are you impressed enough to knock a
month off the three month rule?
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Okay, I want to see your sexy butt on
the dance floor.
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Booty shaking has inspired me. Oh, so
I've been told.
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Chris,
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you want a sweet and tiny?
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I'll take one.
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No, just relax. You know what? You're
hyperventilating, okay?
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So just relax.
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How can I relax?
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I can't relax.
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I don't do drugs, Chris.
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No, I know, but you didn't know that you
was taking it?
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Okay, look, it's not really a drug,
okay? It's a party pill. You know,
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therapists use it for troubled married
folks, you know, to get them to hug and
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stuff, okay? It's a hug drug, and
everybody here is on it, and they're
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okay? And you'll be fine.
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Chris, I don't feel fine. Okay, look,
look, you'll come down in about four
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hours, I promise, okay? Or sooner,
because I just snapped out of mind.
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Listen, listen, you're just having a bad
trip. Okay, so I want you to drink some
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water. No, I don't want any water. I
just want my head to stop pounding.
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Okay, listen, listen. I'm going to go
get my shift covered now. I'll take you
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home, okay?
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Take her to the hospital. No, no, no,
please, guys, no.
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I'm a lawyer.
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They're going to think I'm a drug
addict. I could get fired.
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You know what? You're driving me crazy
with that.
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What? It's the ecstasy commenced with
your spinal fluid level and that some
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people have strokes.
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Okay, that's it. We're going to the
emergency room. Come on. No, no, no, no,
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no, no. Chris said that this is going to
wear off after about four hours. He
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said it's the hug drug.
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I probably just need a hug.
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Okay, Joan.
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That is how they sell you. They tell you
it's a hug drug. Oh, it was once legal.
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Therapists use it.
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Why are you yelling when my head hurts
like this and my body is over there?
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Because, Joan, you took a street drug.
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You don't even know what's in it. It
could be laced with anything.
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Heroin, PCP, speed...
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Don't hate because your hair's all tore
up.
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You guys, thank you so much for staying
here with me.
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Oh, Joan.
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Of course we stayed.
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We love you.
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Joan. Well, look, the candy man.
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What the hell are you doing here? I
thought I told you down at the club to
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away from Joan. I just wanted to make
sure that Joan was okay.
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I've been to every hospital in town.
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Where was all that concern when you were
doping her up down at that crack house?
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Tony.
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Tony. No, no, Joan. This man is no good
for you.
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You know what?
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You just locked down on a date with my
little cousin Tammy, too.
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What? I'm tired.
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You know what, Chris? Right now is not
really a good time. Why don't you just
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go? No, stay, okay?
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You guys just give me a minute to talk
to Chris, okay?
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I can handle this. All right.
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But if he pulls out any more of those
funny pills, you holler. Move!
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Do they think I'm some
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kind of drug addict?
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Yeah. And my pusher.
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Joan, it was an accident. An accident?
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Chris, I have an IV in my arm. But you
should know that I would never hurt you.
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And you should know me well enough to
know that I would never take ecstasy.
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I thought that, you know, you was
drinking. I just assumed that I... I
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up.
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You know what?
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You don't know me, and I clearly don't
know you.
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Because I don't date people who do
drugs.
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Now, wait a minute.
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All right, now look, you're talking to
me like I'm a drug addict. I pop X every
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once in a while.
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I don't do drugs ever, and I don't date
people who do drugs ever. Okay, okay,
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I'll stop.
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All right, look, maybe we don't know
each other as well as we thought. But
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I know you, and I know you well enough
to know that I don't want us to stop
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seeing each other.
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Why, Crip?
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What do you like about me? Well, for one
thing, I like the fact that you took a
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chance on me.
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I know that people have been cracking on
you about us, but you're a strong woman
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with a strong mind.
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I like the fact that you introduced me
to new things. I had never been to a
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before.
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You know?
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And funny enough, I kind of like the
fact you got a three -month rule.
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I do. I even told my sister that she
should get one.
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And on top of all that, I just... I just
think that you're really beautiful.
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Don't believe him.
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He's a druggie.
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I got H for you. I saw the corner.
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He's just trying to get in your purse
and get some money for his next fix.
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Tony Child.
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All right, all right, but don't blame me
when you're selling scrap metal to
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support his habit.
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I saw that on the corner, too.
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Okay, I know that you guys are really
mad at me now, but I don't want us to
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seeing each other.
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Don't. Not over some ex. Look, it's not
a big deal to me. I don't need it, and I
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don't want it.
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And in fact, after what's happened to
you, I'm done.
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I meant what I said before, and that's
true whether you want to keep seeing me
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or not.
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Well... I guess not everything we had
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was bad.
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Joan, look, I am so sorry.
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Can we start over?
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Oh, we would have to.
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Chris, we've been going out for a month,
and we don't know much about each
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other. I mean, all that stuff you said
about me being strong and beautiful
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proves that you do know me a little bit.
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Okay?
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But not enough.
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All right, well, I look forward to
getting to know you.
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Well, good.
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Because we're going to have a lot of
time to talk. That whole three -month
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thing?
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It's going to start again.
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That's your punishment.
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But I just ran from you in the lobby.
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Damn, woman, you're not just crazy.
You're... You're a witch.
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