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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:17,060 Good morning. 2 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:19,690 I'm in morning, Joan. 3 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:21,970 And there's nothing good about it. 4 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:27,870 William, that's enough wedding cake and that's enough champagne. 5 00:00:27,871 --> 00:00:29,669 Where are my Swedish meatballs? 6 00:00:29,670 --> 00:00:30,870 They were turning green. 7 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:36,630 And? And? That's enough. Come on, William. It's been two weeks and... Say 8 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:43,070 Joan. Since Yvonne left you at the altar. 9 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,030 You just had to say it, didn't you? 10 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,850 Come on, William. Look at you. You're a mess. 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,970 You're shaking. I mean, you've got to eat some real food. 12 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,530 I paid for the cake. I'm going to eat the cake. 13 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:56,359 I paid for the champagne. I'm going to drink the champagne. 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,250 It's my honeymoon, and I'll do it every day while I please. 15 00:01:01,580 --> 00:01:06,619 William, I've really enjoyed having you as a guest, but maybe it's time for you 16 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:10,120 to ease back into the real world and go back home. 17 00:01:10,121 --> 00:01:11,439 Home, Joan? 18 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,479 Yeah. 19 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,920 The home I bought for her. Okay. 20 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,240 It was just a suggestion. 21 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:20,380 You're welcome to stay. I'm just a little concerned. 22 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:21,860 Well, thank you, Joan. 23 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,620 But look at me. I'm fine. 24 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:28,739 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my room. 25 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:32,800 I mean, my lanai in Maui. 26 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:06,749 You're so late. You ready to go? Oh, no, girl, you go ahead. 27 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,668 No, it's okay. I'll wait. No, I still have some files and things to go 28 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,349 Girl, you know me. Work, work, work. 29 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:15,330 Yeah, I do know you. And I know I don't want you and Stan in my office. 30 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:17,400 Stan. Stan. 31 00:02:17,401 --> 00:02:20,629 Joan, I... Look, everybody except for Darnell knows that you're still seeing 32 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:24,750 him. I am not still seeing him. Swear right now to God, Maya. 33 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:26,770 Okay, maybe I am still seeing him. 34 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:33,950 But really, God and Joan, he is just a friend. Yeah, whatever. 35 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:39,119 if you want to risk ruining your life fine that's up to you but don't do it in 36 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,760 my office or on my desk 37 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:07,339 here. What is that? Oh, you like it? 38 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:09,660 Yeah, it's called, uh, Maya. 39 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,080 Really? Yeah, yeah. 40 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:15,600 So, um, where can I get some Maya? 41 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,650 They don't sell it in the stores. It's too expensive. 42 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:28,639 Dan, do you think 43 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:34,240 men and women can just be friends instead of, well, you know, friends? 44 00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:37,659 Of course they can. 45 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:41,680 Look at us. We're just friends instead of, you know, friends. 46 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,310 Exactly. 47 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,380 Yeah, you're my boy. You're my girl. 48 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,460 Sidekick. My road dog. My ace boom. 49 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,250 Homie. Give me a pound. 50 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:55,990 Girl, 51 00:03:56,691 --> 00:04:03,419 you are better than me. Depressed or not depressed. I would have put him out 52 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,470 long ago. 53 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,290 Okay, the man is... Funky. 54 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:11,269 You know, there's a theory that when a person slips into a depression, you have 55 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,929 to let them hit rock bottom before they can work their way back up. 56 00:04:13,930 --> 00:04:15,250 William's going to be fine. 57 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,880 On the other hand, he could slip into a catatonic state. 58 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,720 Then your best bet's to leave him by the freeway. 59 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:27,749 You guys, I really appreciate your help, but as much as I want William out of my 60 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:31,420 house, I don't really think we should be talking about it while he's here. 61 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:34,530 Oh, it's okay, Joan. 62 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,100 I can barely hear you above the ocean waves. 63 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:41,980 Guys, sit down. 64 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,120 We are sitting down. Okay, good then. 65 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,970 We need to talk. 66 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:50,820 Stan and I kissed. Oh, God, we don't want to hear it. Wait, I do? Yeah, me 67 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,800 It's either that or talk about William. 68 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,460 That kiss was just... 69 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,200 piece of fickle. 70 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,530 Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's just nasty. 71 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:27,169 Kissing Stan was the worst mistake of my life. No, getting emotionally involved 72 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:30,300 with Stan was the worst mistake of your life. And I know that now. 73 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:35,349 While I was drying my face and icing my lip, I realized that I have been 74 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:36,490 cheating on my husband. 75 00:05:36,690 --> 00:05:39,100 Everything I've been doing with Stan was wrong. 76 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:41,890 I loved her now. I love my family. 77 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,540 And that kiss was a light bulb that woke me up. 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,739 Well, I'm glad something woke you up. Because us telling you every five 79 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,639 that you were cheating was not doing the trick. 80 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,080 I never liked that guy anyway. 81 00:05:52,081 --> 00:05:55,159 You were carrying on with him for how long? He never once sprung for a hotel 82 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,179 room or whisked you away for the weekend? 83 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:59,590 That's no way for a real man to carry on an affair. 84 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:05,999 You know, I need a white woman because I've just about had it with you black 85 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,050 men. 86 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,160 William. No, I'm fed up. 87 00:06:14,730 --> 00:06:17,440 The whole problem with the world today is black women. 88 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,950 You say you want a good man, and then you cheat on him. 89 00:06:20,951 --> 00:06:24,009 You say you want a good man, you leave him at the altar. 90 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,789 You say you want to help a good man, you throw away the meatballs he paid good 91 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:28,840 money for. 92 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:32,829 Okay, William, we know you're hurting, but you don't have to take your 93 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:37,529 frustration with Yvonne out on all black women. Oh, and this is coming from the 94 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,510 black woman who lured an innocent island boy from the warm sands of Jamaica, 95 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,780 where she... 96 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:47,649 Made him live in a rat -infested garage, and she lambasted him for buying her a 97 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,890 puppy dog for Christmas. 98 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:50,400 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 99 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:53,550 My mama's garage does not have rats. Rats! 100 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,890 Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. 101 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:03,660 Don't even get me started on Tony Chlamydia Childs over here. 102 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:11,090 I could go on, but I'm late for my hula lesson. 103 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,300 You told him I had chlamydia? 104 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,380 Oh, Tony, don't be so self -absorbed. We're talking about Maya. 105 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,960 Yeah. Stupid, cheating Maya. 106 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:30,839 Look, the important thing is that you broke it off with Stan before he, you 107 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,420 know... Tapped that ass. 108 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,820 Well, here's the thing about that. He did tap that ass? 109 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:44,220 No. No, no. I, uh... I didn't quite break up. 110 00:07:44,221 --> 00:07:45,219 What's that? 111 00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:49,479 Maya? Well, you guys, in my haste to get over here and have a girlfriend's 112 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:54,879 moment, I may have neglected to make it clear as such that I didn't want to see 113 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,000 him anymore. Maya, how could you not break it off with him? 114 00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,510 Because it's hard. 115 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:03,880 You need to be a woman about yours, Maya, until Sloppy Lips is over. 116 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:09,259 Listen, girl, I don't have much experience breaking up with men. I mean, 117 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:11,159 been with Darnell since I was in high school. 118 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,629 Well, how'd you break up with a boyfriend before Darnell? 119 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,980 At recess, I kicked him in the coconuts and ran. 120 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:17,560 Well, try that. 121 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:21,260 And if that doesn't work, have Joan tell him that you've got chlamydia. 122 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:29,460 How's my baby doing? 123 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:31,220 Hey. 124 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:35,110 You know what? We need to talk about last night. 125 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:38,770 Listen, I know we crossed a line. I know you're a married woman. 126 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:42,460 And although this isn't going to be easy, we have to face the fact that... 127 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:46,789 We were in love with each other. That kiss said it. I felt it. And I know you 128 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:47,840 felt it. 129 00:08:49,690 --> 00:08:56,029 Stan, I care about you. I do. And I value every moment that we've spent 130 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:59,409 together. But you're scared. You're scared. I know. I know. Look, we can 131 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:04,009 slow. Because I cannot lose you. Do you know what you did for me last night? You 132 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,049 woke me up. 133 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:08,909 When I left Atlanta, my world was dark. There was nobody special in my life. And 134 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,110 then I come to L .A. and bam! 135 00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:11,240 I saw the light! 136 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,610 And the light was you. 137 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,400 You. 138 00:09:14,770 --> 00:09:17,270 You light up my life. 139 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:25,109 You give me hope to carry on. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop 140 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,770 singing. Stop it. Stop. 141 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,930 I know I'm not a singer, okay? 142 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:31,210 But you make me want to sing. 143 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:34,550 We can't live a lie anymore. 144 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,450 We've got to tell Darnell about us. 145 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,800 What? 146 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,580 Are you crazy? Yes, I am crazy in love. 147 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,219 Now, let's just take the man out, sit him down, and tell him tonight. Oh, my 148 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:45,270 God, you never know. 149 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:50,000 Maria. Maria, Darnell's not the man for you, baby. You have made that clear. 150 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,080 And you cannot deny what we have. 151 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:58,420 Look, sweetheart, if you are too scared to tell Darnell about us, baby, I will. 152 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,730 Morning. 153 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,480 Hi. Hi. Stan. 154 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:08,020 Um, listen, I'll call you later. Okay, don't worry. Okay? We'll work this out. 155 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,490 Sweet, are you okay? 156 00:10:12,491 --> 00:10:15,119 He said he's going to tell Darnell. 157 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,170 Oh, God. 158 00:10:16,171 --> 00:10:17,599 I'm going to lose everything. 159 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,800 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh. 160 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,279 Why 161 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:28,159 is 162 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,140 it that other people can go out and have affairs and get away with it? You know, 163 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,710 I go out and have one little affair and he wants to go and tell my husband. 164 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:40,169 Look, look, look, look, look. I have a lot of experience with men and trust me. 165 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,220 The guy's bluffing. 166 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,430 They do that, you know. 167 00:10:42,431 --> 00:10:45,889 Okay, let me just get one thing straight. 168 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:50,170 Did he really sing You Light Up My Life? Yes. He knew all the lyrics? 169 00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:52,110 Yes. Oh, yeah, this guy's psycho. 170 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:55,110 He may have some gender issues, too. 171 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,510 But this is all my fault. 172 00:10:57,511 --> 00:11:02,529 Wait, where are you going? I'm supposed to meet Stan at Army, and I'm going to 173 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:05,589 do what I should have done. Tell the man to leave me the hell alone. No, no, no, 174 00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:08,730 no, no. You are not going anywhere near that man. 175 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,440 You need to lay low. 176 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,060 Take some vacation time. 177 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:14,640 Maybe you should join William in Hawaii. 178 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:23,039 You know, I do know a guy who knows a guy who could, you know, arrange for... 179 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:26,180 Nah, then I have to date him again. I don't want to go there. 180 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,520 Listen, Maya, I'm going to work. 181 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,790 I'll tell him. 182 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:35,439 I've dated my share of losers, maniacs, and perverts. Believe me, I know how to 183 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,820 handle a singing sociopath. 184 00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,540 Well, hey, hey, be careful. 185 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,460 Don't provoke him, okay? 186 00:11:40,461 --> 00:11:41,739 Don't worry. 187 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:43,300 I'll handle him with kid gloves. 188 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,240 Maya hates your guts. 189 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,760 What? Don't interrupt. I got two minutes to do this. 190 00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,859 Maya doesn't want to see you anymore. 191 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:54,460 Well, Maya's just confused. No, you're confused. 192 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:58,059 She tried to break up with you this morning, but you wouldn't listen. You 193 00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,040 break into love songs from the 70s. 194 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,080 Did Maya send you to tell me this? No, I volunteered. 195 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,930 She's scared of you. 196 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,090 Scared? 197 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:11,809 All I ever did was be there for her, give her a shoulder to cry on, the love 198 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,989 support that she wasn't getting at home. So what's she got to be scared of? 199 00:12:14,990 --> 00:12:17,820 Well, for starters, she's afraid you'll try to kiss her. 200 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:21,400 Nobody could face that kind of hell again. 201 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:25,500 She told you that? 202 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:27,230 Some other choice words. 203 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,260 But I can say I've already hurt you enough. 204 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,930 Look, Stan, I know I'm being a little rough on you. 205 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:40,110 But I just want to make it loud and clear that it's over between the two. 206 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,800 Fine. Fine, I get the picture. 207 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,980 Tell Maya she's got her wish. 208 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,760 I'm out of her life for good. 209 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:52,879 Well, now that you've probably lost your appetite, could you knock back that 210 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,230 water? Because we could really use this table. 211 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:02,519 Something's wrong. Lynn hasn't called yet. Maya, don't worry. Lynn can handle 212 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,179 this. You know what? You don't know Stan. 213 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,300 Do you know Stan? 214 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,440 and you didn't see that coming, did you? 215 00:13:12,571 --> 00:13:19,739 I know you're going through some things, but you still need to be answering my 216 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,790 phone. 217 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,160 Joan Clayton's office. 218 00:13:24,161 --> 00:13:26,799 Hey, Maya, it's Lynn. Oh, girl, girl, what happened? 219 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,230 Well, Missy, that little horn dog's been roped, tied, and put to bed. 220 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,380 So you did it? Yeah, piece of cake. 221 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,030 How'd he take it? 222 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,360 He took it like a man. He's hurt, but he'll get over it. 223 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,780 Oh, my God, Lynn. 224 00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:43,370 Thank you. Thank you so much for giving me my life back. 225 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:47,829 You're the best. I owe you. You think you could get your mom to waive the rent 226 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:48,880 next month? 227 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,230 Lynn, I can't do that. 228 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,000 How was work? 229 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,460 Good. 230 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,930 How are you doing today? 231 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:20,270 Well, I thought about going parasailing, but it got too windy. 232 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:25,570 Look, William, you got to pull it together. 233 00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,900 You're going to go back to work on Monday. 234 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,770 Sorry I've been such a pain. 235 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,230 Oh, no. 236 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,860 I understand. You're just going through a rough time. 237 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:39,240 I shouldn't have said those things about black women. No. 238 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,820 I was just hurt. 239 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,720 I love black women. 240 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,300 You know, my mother's a black woman. 241 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,880 Tyra Banks is a black woman. God knows I love Tyra Banks. 242 00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:55,819 The flirtatious young lady who delivered my pizza today was a black woman. You 243 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:56,859 had pizza today? 244 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:57,910 Well, that's great. 245 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,290 That's a step. 246 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:04,820 You know, John, I love you, and you're a black woman. Oh, I love you, too. 247 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,920 But please, God, please take a shower. 248 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:36,529 Hi, how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? I was just, uh, schooling my 249 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:39,230 boy Stan here in a little game of Madden. 250 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:41,690 Stan, this is my wife, Mud. Hi. 251 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:43,120 Nice to meet you. 252 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,890 Oh, what? Nice watch. 253 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,960 We met down at the Y playing ball tonight. 254 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,000 Yeah, I took the ball to the hole. Your husband laid me out. 255 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:57,269 I did try to take the man's head off, so I figured the least I could do is get 256 00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,320 him a beer, you know? 257 00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:00,050 You ready for another one? 258 00:16:00,051 --> 00:16:01,169 Yes, please. 259 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,019 Right on. 260 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,700 Stan just moved here from Atlanta. 261 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,659 Oh, yeah? So I told him that me and Peanut on the crew would take him out, 262 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,280 introduce him to some of them L .A. 263 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,220 honeys. Yeah, man, I can't wait to meet Peanut. 264 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:17,660 And then... Hey, Maya, check this out. 265 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,460 Guess where Stan works? 266 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,720 Where, honey? In your building. 267 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,250 Like, a floor above you. Isn't that crazy? 268 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,310 Yeah. 269 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,430 It's nice. 270 00:16:27,431 --> 00:16:30,479 I'm surprised you two haven't bumped into each other. I mean, come on, ain't 271 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,610 about what likes. Six black folks working the entire building. 272 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,330 Seven now. 273 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,390 Seven now. 274 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:39,260 Baby, so what's for dinner? 275 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,800 Meatloaf. Oh, my favorite. 276 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,320 Stan, you a meatloaf man? I love meatloaf. Loves meatloaf. 277 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,239 You know what I'm saying? Man after my own heart. And yo, bruh, mine's meatloaf 278 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,040 is banging. Oh, baby, come on now. It ain't that. 279 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,510 Yes, it is. 280 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,210 Girl, I'm trying to act all new in front of company. 281 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,960 Stan, she know her stuff is good. Yeah, I'm quite sure it is. 282 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,310 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 283 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,040 You got a steak for dinner, man. 284 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,970 Oh, sure, it's cool. If it's okay with Maya, yeah. 285 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,319 No problem. 286 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,270 Cool, cool. 287 00:17:15,271 --> 00:17:19,318 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to bust if I don't get to that man I'm mad 288 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,369 about now. 289 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,270 Thanks. 290 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,040 What kind of thick and twisted game are you playing? 291 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,370 What game? 292 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,010 There's no game, baby. This is your life. 293 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,099 You can't run around and play with people's feelings because you don't know 294 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:40,260 you want. Yeah, I know what I want. I want my family. Oh, so Lynn tells me. 295 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,900 That among other things. 296 00:17:41,901 --> 00:17:45,599 And you really lucked up, baby, because I had every intention of telling Darnell 297 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,100 everything down at the Y today. 298 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,250 Why didn't you? 299 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:53,400 Well, because I guess I don't make it a practice to bad kiss and tell, Maya. 300 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,500 Something you should learn. 301 00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:58,919 Besides, why ruin his day? He's not the one out there creeping around, now is 302 00:17:58,920 --> 00:17:59,970 he? 303 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:10,279 I'm sorry. I know I hurt you, and I know that I've driven you to this, but 304 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,330 that's crazy. 305 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:16,020 You know what's crazy? What's crazy is you giving yourself so much credit. 306 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,800 You've driven me to this. 307 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:22,639 You know, believe it or not, I can actually live with the fact that you 308 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,559 want me. 309 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:28,440 I just hope that you can live with me hanging out with my new best bud, 310 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,290 You're just going to tell Donnell about us? 311 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,080 Maybe I will, maybe I won't. 312 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,440 I'm going to have a lot of fun watching you squirm. 313 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:44,340 All right. 314 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,560 I've emptied the tank. Now it's time to get spanked. I thought you fell in. 315 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,660 I did. And while I was down there, I found your gang. 316 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,190 Funny. 317 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,580 Yeah. You ready to redeem yourself? 318 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,990 Let's do this. 319 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,510 That's the song you're humming. 320 00:19:11,511 --> 00:19:15,769 It's just something I heard on the radio in the car. It's kind of stuck in my 321 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:16,820 head. 322 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:31,229 You light up my life. Oh, 323 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,970 you remember that? 324 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:36,350 That used to be your mama's jam back in the day. 325 00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:58,700 Taking a day trip to the big island today? 326 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,290 No, Joan, I'm going home. 327 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,620 Are you sure? 328 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:10,069 Yeah. Gave myself two weeks to get over Yvonne. Those two weeks are up, so I 329 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,329 guess I'm ready to move on. 330 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,800 Well, it's really good to have you back, William. 331 00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:14,960 It's good to be back. 332 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:19,410 Oh, oh, and you took a shower. 333 00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,320 Two. 334 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,620 Will you stay and have breakfast with me? 335 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,020 No. 336 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:27,560 for me to shove off. 337 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,690 It's a beautiful day out there, Joan. 338 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,710 The sun is shining. 339 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:33,720 Birds are singing. 340 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:37,070 It's a nice thin layer of L .A. smog. 341 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,910 Oh, look, it's a perfect little cloud, Joan. 342 00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:43,830 Looks just like Yvonne. 343 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:50,710 I think I'm gonna need another day. 344 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:55,310 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27804

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