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Oh, Joan, you planned this whole shower
for me. You shouldn't have gotten me
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anything. I can take it back.
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Oh, let's see what it is first. Okay.
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punishment whip for when william's a bad
boy then sweetie this is
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the place yvonne's family is here look
at her poor grandmother she's mortified
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um i'm sorry man
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of black well i didn't mean to upset you
it's okay sweetie you couldn't have
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known i got her the same thing
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Lynn, the whip.
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Tony, the balloons.
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What balloons?
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Exactly.
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And Maya, Vagisil in the gift bags.
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Obviously you've never taken a bubble
bath, Joan.
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That stuff will tear you up.
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Well, that's behind us now because in 49
.5 hours D -Day, Yvonne and William are
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going to have the best wedding ever. And
the only way that can happen is what,
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ladies? For us to be organized,
prepared, and...
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Yes. Okay, number one. Lynn, how's the
wedding poem coming?
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Uh, well, you know, poems are... I mean,
well, it's not easy.
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Hey, Maya didn't do her seating chart.
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Maya? I don't think we've completely
resolved the poem issue.
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Okay, you know what? Did anyone do their
homework?
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You guys were supposed to have finished
your assignments by 1 ,500 hours.
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Tony, how's the prenuptial spa day
coming? They may be slackers, but I did
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homework. Okay.
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I got my thoughts come at 9, my deep
tissue at 10, my facial at 11, and my
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-pedi at 1.
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Tony. Oh, oh, my bad. 1 ,300 hours.
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Yvonne. Wait, what are you doing here?
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From 1 ,700 to 1 ,730, you're supposed
to be having bonding time with the MOB.
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What?
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I'll be with the KFC, so here I am.
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What's wrong?
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I'm just upset William's mother never
showed. Do you know if she got the
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invitation? Well, I'm sure she did. I
gave it to William.
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But don't worry.
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Traditionally, out -of -town guests
aren't expected before the rehearsal
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That's tomorrow night, 1900 hours, at
the Ivy.
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Oops.
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I better get on that.
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I just want William's mother to like me
so much.
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She's gonna love you.
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Yeah. Come on, Yvonne, relax.
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But she's so important to William. And
what kind of marriage are we going to
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have if my mother -in -law hates me?
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Mine?
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Ooh, nasty lingerie.
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Put it on so I can tear it off.
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Willie, where is your mother?
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Or you could just pour a bucket of ice
water on me.
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I thought she was coming to the shower.
I was all nervous to meet her, and then
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she didn't even come.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you.
She, uh, she missed her flight.
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She will be here for the wedding,
though.
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With bells on.
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Okay. I just think it's a little weird
that the first time that I meet her is
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our wedding.
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You know what I just remembered?
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I gotta go pick up my tux.
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Joan says I have to get it by 1800 or
else my coupon expires.
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Did you pick out the shower present you
want to try out yet?
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Yeah, this one.
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What was that for?
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So you wouldn't see this one coming.
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I repeat, ow!
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What was that for?
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Your mother has no idea who I am.
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Of course she does. Don't be ridiculous.
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I called her.
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Oh.
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Okay, Mom, I understand you went behind
my back and dialed my private speed dial
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on my private line.
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Okay, I see flipping a script's not
going to work this time.
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She doesn't even know about me?
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Look, I love my mother dearly, and I'll
forever be in her debt for the pain she
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endured giving birth to a baby with a
head the size of a cassava melon.
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But she's a very judgmental woman, and I
was just trying to protect you.
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I've got my 38 to protect me. I want to
know why your mama doesn't even know
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about me.
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Does anybody really know anybody?
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First you won't set a wedding date, then
you buy this house without me. Now I
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found out your mother doesn't even know
who I am.
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It's clear you don't want to marry me,
so don't. We're getting married, Yvonne.
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I got the tux. I hired the wedding
planner from hell. I even tattooed your
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on my butt.
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You what?
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And there goes the wedding night
surprise. I hope you're happy.
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No, Willie, I'm not.
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And I'm not walking down that aisle
without your mother sitting on the front
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row.
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Let's get her on the phone. Come on!
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Ah!
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Speakerphone.
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Hello?
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Hello, Mom, it's William.
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We're getting you married on Thursday
for Valentine's Day.
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And we really want you to come. I'm not
dragging myself to Los Angeles to watch
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you marry some hussy you just met.
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Oh, wait a minute!
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Mama, look,
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you're not helping.
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Oh, what's that you say? You were just
kidding.
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You know I really want to marry, Yvonne.
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Oh, Mom, you're such a card.
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I love you, bye.
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She's such a kidder.
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No doubt that's where I get it from.
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William, I know how important your
mother is to you.
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And if she doesn't come, I know this
won't count as a real wedding in your
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What if she's not coming? Look, Yvonne,
there's only two people in front of that
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preacher. You and me.
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And it's all that matters.
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No, it's not.
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Look, I'm not taking that, Yvonne.
You're overreacting.
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Goodbye, William.
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Four inches between every chair. I don't
want the guests to be crowded.
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Where's your ruler?
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I don't know, Joan.
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But when I find it, I know where it's
going.
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Lynn, how's the poem coming?
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I think I'm onto something.
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There once was a woman named Yvonne.
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Now the next line's gonna hinge on
whether she's been to Stratford on
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Lynn. What?
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Yvonne's hard to rhyme.
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Joan!
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I need to talk to you. Oh, I don't... I
don't have time to talk to the groom.
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I've got a wedding to plan. There's not
going to be a wedding. Yes, there is.
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No, there's not.
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Yes, there is. Would you stop saying
that?
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Yvonne's gone. She gave the ring back.
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What did you do? Nothing.
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She just found out that I never told my
mother about her.
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Oh, hell no.
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You what?
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Well, there goes that.
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Next time, marry someone named Jane.
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That's a name I can work with.
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Okay, how could you not... Tell your
mother. Because he doesn't want to marry
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her. You know, I called her three months
ago.
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But I love Yvonne.
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Who else am I going to find that
respects my conservatism?
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That appreciates my tender nature, that
tolerates my obsession with girl -on
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-girl action?
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You know, Joan, this may be his only
shot. Greg, you've got to do something.
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Good point.
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I'm on the case.
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You know, it won't be easy.
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Yvonne said she won't marry me unless my
mother's here, and my mother ain't
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coming.
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Well, then you are going to get on a
plane and fly to Kansas City and you're
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going to drag her back here because
there is going to be a wedding. You,
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inches, you get to writing and you get
on a flight. Don't you worry about
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Yvonne. I'll get her to the wedding.
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I'll even get her to the rehearsal
dinner tomorrow night at the Ivy.
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Tomorrow? Damn!
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Joan, are you sure you can do it?
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Of course I can.
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I'm the wedding planner.
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I'll make a deal with you all.
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Now,
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you get me out of this now, and I won't
hurt anybody.
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Now, I don't know how long that offer's
gonna be on the table, so I'll jump at
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it.
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Okay, Yvonne, look.
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Your wedding is in four hours. Are you
gonna put on the dress?
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Why are you trying to bite me? I gave
you water.
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Guys, she really is sweating, and I
don't want her hair to go back.
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Look. Yvonne, I will take you out of
that thing if you promise to stick
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and talk this through with us.
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Okay.
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I'm not going to argue with anyone who's
crazy enough to shoot me with a
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tranquilizer dart. Okay. It was just a
little one.
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Okay, will someone please get the dart
gun from the Tomb Raider? I wouldn't try
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it.
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Will y 'all please sell your piece so I
can get out of here? Because nothing you
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say is going to make me change my mind
about marrying that mama's boy.
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Um, um, let me go first so I can still
try and make my three o 'clock whack.
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Yvonne, let me break it down.
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I bought him a house.
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I've seen his assets.
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And you've seen his other assets?
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We're good for life.
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Enjoy the ride. I'll see you at the
wedding. Ah, you're not going anywhere.
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agreed that if we're facing kidnapping
charges, we're facing them together.
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You can't make me stay.
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I got a dart that says different.
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Y 'all don't want me now because I got a
bag of Cheetos that's got my name on
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it.
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Yvonne, do you know how lucky you are?
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Do you know how hard it is to find true
love? I would trade places with you in a
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second. I knew you always wanted him.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
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What I meant is I can't wait to get
married to someone that I love who loves
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This is every girl's dream.
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I know you're having doubts about
William, but I have never heard you say
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you don't love him.
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Okay.
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I don't love him. Can I go?
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Okay, the fact that you're asking
instead of running out of here and
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charges says that you really do want to
marry William. Of course she does.
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She didn't get those nails French
-tipped to sit around here and get
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all over them.
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These hurt me so much. Listen, girl,
okay?
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Now, the movies will have you thinking
that love is running across a field of
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flowers in slow motion.
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But the true test of love is when you're
in the trenches fighting to make it
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work. And she knows all about love. She
has a husband and a boyfriend.
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Okay, first of all, he's just a friend.
And second of all, he was just a friend.
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seeing him anymore.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Maya.
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We know.
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Okay, Yvonne, if you ignore the fact
that Maya is cheating on her husband,
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you'll see that she's making a really
good point.
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Love's a bitch.
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Marriage is work.
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But your wedding is gonna be fabulous.
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Okay.
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Okay, some of you might be saying some
things that make some sense. Don't be
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shy, girl. You can say my name.
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But let me ask you this.
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Would any of you want to marry someone
who doesn't think you're good enough to
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meet his mother?
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Okay, that's bad. And we know that.
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But now so does William.
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Look, he's trying to make it right,
Yvonne. He's flown all the way to Kansas
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City to get her. No, he didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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Mama, this is Yvonne.
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My wife -to -be.
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I hope.
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Well... We'll leave you guys alone to
get to know each other. All right, well,
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um, don't forget that the guests are
coming in 1 ,800 hours and you're kind
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in the coat room.
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Oh, one more thing. Yvonne, have you
ever been to Stratford -on -Avon?
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Lake Huron?
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China Canton?
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See, Yvonne?
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My mom is here.
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Just like you wanted.
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Oh, right, William.
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Look, I'm supposed to believe this is
your mother. I don't know you didn't
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drag this woman off the street.
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You calling my son a liar?
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Maybe.
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What's his middle name?
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Oh, no, she didn't.
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Mama, please.
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Jerome. Failed with two R's and a silent
W.
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The scar under his chin?
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Fourth grade.
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Chemistry said explosion while trying to
make flubber. What else you got?
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What day does he celebrate Independence
Day? July 2nd. Because? Because the
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Continental Congress declared
independence on the 2nd. Voting on the
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on the 4th was a mere formality.
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Well,
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it's nice to finally meet you.
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I'm sorry I called you a pregnant hussy.
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Obviously, you're not pregnant.
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Mama, please, you promised to be nice.
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My son loves you, and that's good enough
for me.
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Excuse me.
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No pressure, but the caterers are here.
Should I have them set up or should I
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send the food to a homeless shelter?
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Yvonne?
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I'm not walking down that aisle until I
get the... Man your
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stations. We're a go. Maya, fire up that
hot comb.
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Valentine's Day is the day to celebrate
love, so what better day to have a
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wedding and to seal the bond between
these two souls.
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We light our candles to symbolize the
eternal love they share.
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And so... From the stately
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Himalayas to the streets of old Compton,
let the world rejoice
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for William and Yvonne.
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Please be seated.
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We are gathered here to bear witness as
this man and this woman pledge to
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spend their lives together.
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William, I believe you have something to
say to Yvonne.
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Thank you, Yvonne, for wanting to marry
me.
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I know the road we traveled to get to
this point has been a rocky one, but
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anything worth having is worth fighting
for.
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I love you, and nothing makes me happier
than knowing I'm going to spend the
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rest of my life with you.
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Thank you, William.
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Yvonne? Ah, Reverend, it's pronounced
Yvonne.
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No, actually, Willie, it's Yvonne.
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But I've always called you Yvonne.
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I know.
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Potato,
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potato.
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Let's call this off.
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No, really, I can't do this.
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Why can't you do this? Because I called
you Yvonne?
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No.
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Because I've been letting you and I
never said anything about it. I let you
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all over me about setting a date, about
the house.
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I let you humiliate me about this whole
thing with your mother.
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I gave up my life's dream of being a
cop.
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That's not something I would do.
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That's not me. That's Yvonne.
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Please, Yvonne, don't do that.
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Something kept gnawing at me, you know?
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And I kept thinking it was you.
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But it's not.
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It's me.
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I just gave up too much of myself to be
with you.
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You know, we women, we want to be
married so bad.
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Sometimes we just lose ourselves in the
process, and that's exactly what I've
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done.
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I just don't know who I am anymore.
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Yvonne, Yvonne, I love you.
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I love both of you.
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I love you, too.
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And I am not trying to hurt you.
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I just don't like who I am with you.
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Baby, I can't marry you. I'm sorry,
Willie.
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Yvonne!
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Don't worry, William.
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We've got this covered.
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We've got a bolter.
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Cue the tranquilizer gun.
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Roger that.
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Is there anything I can do?
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Anything at all?
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If you want to do something, you can
take Ola back to the actor's retirement
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home. Who's Ola?
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That woman over there pretending to be
my mother.
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That's not your mother? Where's your
mother?
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She's still in Kansas City.
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I tried, but she wouldn't come back with
me.
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All right.
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In my defense, it was dark and I didn't
factor in the wind.
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As soon as I get the feeling back in my
leg, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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