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Okay, everybody, there's fruitcake in
the oven, eggnog in the fridge, and
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chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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Actually, you've only got the open fire.
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I got hungry.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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William! That's Mr.
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Kringle if you're nasty.
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William, what are you doing? I'm
practicing.
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I'm a new office party Santa.
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McDonald's been hogging this suit for
the past 20 years, but...
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Thanks to an energetic hooker and an
undiagnosed heart condition, he'll be
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having an angioplasty and I'll be
spreading glad tidings of great joy.
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All right, well, you're just in time to
deck the halls with Baz and Holly.
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No, really, I want you guys to deck the
halls. Grab some Holly.
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All right, but I'm not donning any gay
apparel.
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Honey, you're wearing black patent
leather boots with heels.
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Too late.
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My girlfriend.
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For anything.
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My girlfriend.
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meaning of Christmas has been lost in
all this commercialism. What about
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celebrating the birth of Jesus?
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Why isn't that gift enough?
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Because that leaves Santa out of the
equation.
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And Christmas time without Santa, that
was just winter.
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Well,
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one way to avoid this crass
commercialism is to set a $5 limit for
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That's what Bosco and I did.
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Uh -uh, forget that. I might be broke,
but I want any broke gifts.
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Wait, Linda, does this whole $5 limit
thing have to do with the fact that
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still doesn't have a job?
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Well, that depends.
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I was working my last nerve a job.
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Look, five bucks or not, he better get
you something good after all he's put
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through. Well, there's one way to make
sure you get what you want.
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You can come and sit on Santa's lap.
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Oh, please.
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I didn't fall for that when you didn't
have a Santa suit on.
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Well, how about you, Maya?
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Come on, I need the practice.
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All right. Right, Santa.
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But if one hand even grazes my ass,
you'll be kicked in your jingle bells.
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Not threatened, Santa. Okay. He's only
jolly until provoked.
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So, what do you want for Christmas,
little girl?
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I want my husband to like my friends.
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Well, mostly just Joan.
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What? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And what?
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Wait, wait, wait. Why does Darnell still
hate me? I haven't done anything to...
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that man off in weeks. Okay, Darnell's
problem is he just doesn't know you. But
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that is going to change because I want y
'all to come to my house for Christmas.
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But, but, but, but, uh, uh, everybody
knows that I am the holiday person.
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We always do the holidays at my house.
Well, now, if you'll allow Santa to play
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Solomon for a minute, why not split the
baby in half?
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Do Christmas Eve at Jones and Christmas
Day at Meyer.
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Wait, why don't you get Christmas Day?
All right, you would have ended up with
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half a baby, wouldn't you?
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gonna have to get me anything?
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Open it.
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Open it.
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But I'm glad it is.
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A watch!
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Damn, it's beautiful!
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And I needed one.
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Yeah, I kind of got that when you said,
man, I sure do need a watch.
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Now I feel bad. You know, I only got you
a cookie.
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Merry Christmas.
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Oh, you know me so well.
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I love Christmas cookies. Oh, it's not
much.
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Just cookies that I baked from scratch
till midnight by myself right here, but
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hey.
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Thank you.
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And thank you for the watch.
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And keep the tin. I can keep my bullets
and something else.
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Hey,
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Santa.
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I just put out my annual holiday
cookies. You want to nibble on my
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I'm not certain, but I think that's
sexual harassment.
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Hey, Santa.
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Looking good.
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Hey, Sabrina.
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I'll be putting you on my nice list.
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Hey, Heidi. I know where you've been
sleeping.
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William,
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isn't it if you've been sleeping? With
her, it's where.
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She put the ho in ho, ho, ho.
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Really, Tom? What? Santa knows all.
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People sit in your lap and tell you
stuff. It's like a lap dance. and a
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confessional all wrapped up in one.
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William, what happened to your pants?
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Oh, no!
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Oh, man!
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How did you stain those?
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Oh, there's no way of knowing.
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I'm a sleepwalker.
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You slept in the suit?
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Yeah.
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Like that's so weird.
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Oh, hey, Darnell, hey.
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Merry Christmas, Bethany.
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What'd you call me? No, no, no.
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It's a German holiday cookie. It's a
spicy ball with the dark center. I
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put them out for the office party along
with the Abel Clippers.
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Oh, no, you don't care about any of
this, do you? Not at all. No.
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Where's Maya? Oh, she's still at lunch.
Okay.
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Oh, what's the name of that Japanese
place that y 'all go to? Because maybe I
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can catch her. No, no, no. Actually,
she's shopping.
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She went shopping.
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Okay.
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Hey, while I'm here, I want to ask you
advice about something.
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Advice? Wait, for me?
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Yes. Sure, okay.
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All right, Maya's been hinting about
wanting a watch for Christmas.
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I thought we might be able to recommend
something. Oh, of course. Well, she
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loves my Bulgari, and she's always
admired Tony's Rolex until Tony pawned
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but... How much were you looking to
spend?
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About a hundred.
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Have you tried the softer side of Sears?
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Don't, don't, don't. Maya, I have
exciting news.
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Darnell came by to see you, and we had a
nice talk. I think he's warming up to
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me. Darnell came here? Yes, I told him
you were shopping. Isn't it ironic that
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just when your husband and I are
becoming friends, you go and have an
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I am not having an affair. But thanks
for covering, girl. I'm not doing it
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again.
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Maya, I don't feel comfortable lying to
your husband.
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Okay.
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But would you look at what's there?
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girl i knew it was nice but you are
sleeping with him aren't you
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oh no joan we are just friends he gave
me a watch i gave him my cookies
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okay that didn't come out right well
that's where you're headed because when
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man gives a woman an expensive watch
it's more than just merry christmas it's
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merry christmas now drop your panties
well good thing mine are cute
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I'm giving the watch back.
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Hey. Wait, what are you doing?
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Shut the door.
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What's going on?
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Yvonne got that stain out of my pants.
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Along with three yards of fabric.
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She shrunk them, Joan. What am I going
to do now?
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I don't know. You could turn tricks in
West Hollywood.
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Oh, sure.
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Sure, go ahead, laugh.
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Maybe you can find another suit.
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Check the Colibri costume shop. There's
no Santa suit.
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Just your regular Hanukkah pants.
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William, you can still make it work, but
if you're going to wear the Santa hot
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pants, you might want to go with a
matching Santa tube top.
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Maya, I said you were going to give that
back. Oh, yeah.
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Just went on the right time.
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Get it.
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I'm giving it back now.
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When, Maya?
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Now. Hey,
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ladies. Merry Christmas, Ken. Merry
Christmas. William is hiding under his
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trying to work up his courage. I promise
I bring him some more eggnog and some
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lotion for those ashy knees.
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Excuse me.
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Long story.
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Stan, I asked you to come down here so I
could give you your watch back.
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What, is it losing time? No, no.
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It's $1 ,500.
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It's too much.
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Look, it's more than just a Christmas
gift. It's also a thank you gift for
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helping me get my job and for being my
friend. I don't know. It just seems like
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we're not at a point. No strings.
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No strings.
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I gave it to you. If you don't want it,
give it to somebody else.
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Well, I didn't mean to get you all
upset.
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You can never get me upset. Okay.
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Please, just keep it.
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I'm going to get back to my office, but
they're forcing all the new guys to put
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on these reindeer antlers and go
prancing through the lobby, so I've got
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up there and get nice and drunk.
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Thanks again.
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I do love this watch.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, Donnell.
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Surprise. Yes.
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I didn't think you wanted to come.
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Well, you always say. Saying that I'm
stuck in my ways and I ain't open to
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change. Well, I changed my mind and my
clothes and here I am. Well, that's
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great, baby.
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You want some eggnog? Yeah.
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Able slivers. Oh,
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hell. Joan got you talking in tongues,
too.
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What's that?
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What? On your arm.
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Oh. That's where I burn myself making
them cookies that you love.
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No, the watch, Maya.
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Huh?
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A Concord?
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Where'd you get an expensive watch like
this?
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Of this watch.
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The Concord.
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We'll see what that copper was.
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Okay, everybody. I think we should be
drunk enough to start singing the
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Christmas carol.
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It was a gift.
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John gave it to me.
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John.
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First off, I'd like to start with a
medley of my personal favorites.
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Rudy, hit it.
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We wish you a merry...
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Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry
Christmas. We wish you a Merry
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On the first day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me Ave
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Maria.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells.
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I do not know. I told her to end on an
uptempo.
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The watch, Maya.
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I told her I was buying you a watch, and
the bitch went behind my back and
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bought you a better one. What's up with
her? I mean, what is she thinking? Is
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she trying to split us up?
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Does she want you? I don't know.
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That's it, isn't it? She wants you for
herself.
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I don't think so.
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Hey, guys, look what I found.
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Mistletoe. Kissy, kissy.
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You want to kiss something?
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Kiss my ass.
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Am I kissing your ass? Thanks for buying
my wife a better watch than I did. Wait
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a minute. No, you wait a minute.
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What are you trying to say? That I can't
afford to buy my wife nice things? That
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I ain't about nothing?
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Anything. What? Nothing.
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Just because your bougie, bitter ass
can't get a man, you want to break us
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You want everybody to be as lonely and
miserable as you are. Well, you ain't
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going to get mine.
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You told him I bought you the watch?
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Yes. That was before I knew y 'all's
backstory.
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Well, why didn't you just get the watch
back to Stan?
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Why didn't you tell me to get me a
watch? Don't you dare throw this back at
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Maya! Look, I gotta go.
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Hey, everybody!
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Santa's got issues this year, y 'all,
but thanks to a little Christmas cheer,
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I'm thinking, what the hell? I'm coming
to town!
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Christmas candle holders.
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I've been waiting to do a fight on our
gift exchange. Where you been?
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At work, so I could afford the $5 gift.
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Anyway, I thought we weren't exchanging
our gifts till Christmas Eve.
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It is Christmas Eve.
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In Jamaica.
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And I couldn't wait.
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Oh, so that must mean you got me
something special.
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No, it means I couldn't wait to see what
you got me.
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Five dollars.
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Hours of pleasure.
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Priceless.
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You naughty little girl.
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You must have read my letter to Santa.
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When do we get to use them?
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Well, that depends on what you got me.
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All right, I thought I knew every sex
toy there was. but you got me
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stumped.
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It's a chew toy.
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For a dog?
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Voska, we don't have a dog.
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We do now.
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Chew toy $4 .95.
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Little rescue dog.
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Priceless.
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You're kidding, right?
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No, I mean, got them from the pound.
264
00:14:50,671 --> 00:14:55,029
Okay, look, I can barely keep your ass.
in raisin bran and jerk chicken, and now
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you bring me another mouth to feed?
266
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,150
What were you thinking?
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I was thinking it was a sweet gift of
unconditional love.
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Think again, island boy.
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You're fine.
270
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I'm out of here.
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Oh, please.
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Pack that bag every two days.
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I have to be happy with Merry Christmas
and my cute face, but that's all y 'all
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are getting this year.
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Okay, well, here's my gift to you.
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Aw.
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And here's my gift to you.
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Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,410
Hey.
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You guys, Roscoe packed his bags and
left.
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00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,730
Oh, please.
283
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,190
How many times did that refugee pack
that bag?
284
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,120
No, this time I think he really means
it.
285
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,000
It rained last night and he didn't come
home.
286
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:59,249
Well, why don't you just hang a little
sign over your door that says no jobs
287
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,300
here. He'll come back.
288
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,350
Hey, come on. I love that man.
289
00:16:05,351 --> 00:16:09,789
I mean, I might not be able to live with
him and I'm not entirely sad he's gone,
290
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:10,850
but I'm worried.
291
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,210
We're sorry. We shouldn't have made fun.
292
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,540
Please give us something to remember him
by.
293
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,960
Maybe it's warmer on the patio then.
294
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,370
Hey,
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Maya.
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00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,180
Oh, look who's here. It's the little
liar.
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00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,459
Don't start.
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00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,080
I just came to give you all your gifts.
Let her in.
299
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,450
Merry Christmas.
300
00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:51,780
Look, I know you're mad at me. And you
have every right to be.
301
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,270
But it gets worse.
302
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,750
Now what?
303
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,990
Darnell. doesn't want me to be friends
with you guys anymore.
304
00:16:58,510 --> 00:16:59,710
You're kidding, right?
305
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,840
No, I'm not.
306
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,160
What did I do?
307
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:03,570
Guilt by association.
308
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,088
Sorry. I don't believe this. None of
this would have happened if you had just
309
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,859
given the watch back. It's a little too
late for that now.
310
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,930
Look, I screwed up.
311
00:17:14,931 --> 00:17:17,789
And now I've got to live with the
damage.
312
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,200
No, Maya, now we all have to live with
the damage.
313
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,970
Don't look at me like that.
314
00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:33,210
Just when I finally started to love your
ass, I gotta let you go.
315
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,200
What is she talking about?
316
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,160
Just listen, baby.
317
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,630
Go on, girl.
318
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:29,800
She won $3 ,000 on a scratch -off
ticket, and she hid this computer at my
319
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:33,659
and she used the rest of her winnings to
buy herself a watch, and she told you
320
00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,159
that it was from me so that you wouldn't
get suspicious.
321
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,210
That's the truth.
322
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,400
See? Here it is.
323
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,020
Now take it already. It's cold out here.
324
00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:00,539
so you could get your business started.
325
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,220
I can't believe you did this for me.
326
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,480
Come here, girl. I'm sorry.
327
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,560
Merry Christmas, baby.
328
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,560
Joan, I don't know what to say.
329
00:19:15,561 --> 00:19:17,399
I'm sorry.
330
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,450
I'm an idiot.
331
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,530
No, no.
332
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,440
You're just a good husband.
333
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,130
Joan.
334
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,220
Love, this is just wrong.
335
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,150
Shut up, Blaine. I smell bacon.
336
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,510
So, ladies, we cool?
337
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:34,150
Oh, um, well, that depends.
338
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,030
Yeah. Are you sharing the bacon?
339
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,580
It's in the kitchen.
340
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:45,950
Thank you, Joan.
341
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,789
You're welcome. Maya, I just couldn't
bear to lose you as a friend. I know.
342
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,320
so glad you thought of something. I'm so
miserable.
343
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:56,110
Maya, you have got to end this thing
with Dan.
344
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,400
You came so close to losing everything.
345
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,180
I know, I know, but I didn't. Thanks to
you.
346
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,450
Look, we're all here.
347
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,260
I didn't lose anything. Not my family,
not my friends.
348
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,840
Just your Christmas bonus.
349
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,000
That computer wasn't free, girl.
350
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,990
Merry Christmas.
351
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,470
Merry Christmas.
352
00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:24,040
Lynn, I found Vasco. Where?
353
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,920
In the alley, begging for food.
354
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,330
Come on, Boston.
355
00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:31,999
It's done.
356
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,859
It broke his arm.
357
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,499
No, no, no. I thought his arm moved.
It's okay.
358
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,550
Dad. No, no, no.
359
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,710
Don't take it out.
360
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,950
Yeah.
361
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,680
I gotta go, Stan.
362
00:20:42,681 --> 00:20:46,149
Yeah, I just called to say Merry
Christmas.
363
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:50,700
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