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Oh, sorry, Maya and Joan. You thought
you had it.
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But not today!
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Why has God forsaken me?
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Oh, why have you forsaken me? I need a
new partner.
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Joan, I'm trying to be a good Christian.
I pray, I testify, and where am I?
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Still broke.
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write me a check.
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Tony, you're not supposed to be trying
to get from the Lord. You're supposed to
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be giving to the Lord. He's got the
whole world in his hands. What could he
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from me?
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Tony, how about you try to volunteer
someplace?
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Why would you ask someone you hate to be
your best man?
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Because everybody else hates him, too.
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So I know he's available.
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Liam, I know you have some other friends
that you can ask.
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Don't you?
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Yeah, but they're all imaginary.
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And it'd be impossible to fit them for a
tux. Of course I have friends!
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It's just that picking a best man is
very political.
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Can't choose one guy from college
because that would upset the others.
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Can't pick my brother -in -law because
then I'd have to invite him.
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You're a nice, friendly, fun -to -be
-around kind of guy. I am sure that
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going to make some new friends in the
next few months.
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Or sooner.
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Hi, I'm William Dent.
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What do you think about a movie on
Friday?
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No, not gay. Just looking for a best
man.
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Oh, hey.
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Maya. Good news.
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I've arranged to get a temp Tuesdays and
Thursday afternoons so that you can
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leave early to go and take your classes.
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Joan, I'm not going. Back to school.
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My plans have changed.
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Well, change them back.
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Because I've got a temp who's cute,
straight, and eager to please.
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I can't.
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Darnell doesn't think the timing is
right.
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He doesn't want you to go back to
school?
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It is such a long story.
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Oh, come on. Let's go talk, and then we
can call him on the job and hang up.
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Sweetles and Zach showed up drunk again.
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She's down to her slip and got him in a
headlock.
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assistant's not at her desk what that no
account deadbeat
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she's so fire can i help you well
actually i'm here for a job interview
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right now i'm really hoping it's not
with you because you seem kind of tough
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i'm tough but fair now who are you
supposed to see uh jd dixon of dixon and
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shapiro the advertising firm yeah
they're on the 28th floor this is 27.
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I'm new in town.
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Okay, that's not much of an excuse.
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Even in Atlanta, 28 came after 27.
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I guess his own job and everything has
just gotten me a little nervous, you
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know? Oh, well, our firm has done a lot
of business with them.
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The thing you need to know about Dixon
is, you know, all he wants to talk about
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is his kids. You know, their pictures
are everywhere, so make sure you comment
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on how cute they are, which is going to
be a chug, because them freaks are not
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attractive.
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Okay.
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Don't laugh at the dog. face children.
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Yeah, them suckers bark.
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You know, it also helps if you pull out
some pictures of your kid.
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I don't have any kids. Oh, okay. You
know, you can borrow mine. Here you go.
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Whoa, cute kid. Yeah.
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So is the attractive woman with him my
wife or is that just my baby mama?
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Well, that depends.
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Does your new job come with benefits?
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Is this where I check in to give back to
the Lord?
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I recognize you.
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Back at the church, left side always
needs right before the collection.
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Just to put more money in the meter,
sister.
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Sister, the meters are free on Sunday.
But you'll be judged when the time is
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right.
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Okay.
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So what are we doing here?
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You know that rapper, Little Player?
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Wait, which one is that?
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The one who does that song, Smack That
Bitch Down.
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Stop sticking your head.
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That's why we gotta stamp out this crap
rap for Jesus.
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Stamp it out, sister. Stamp it out.
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Ho, ho. Ho, ho.
Little players got to go.
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Hey, hey.
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Ho, ho.
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Little players got to go.
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Hey, hey.
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Wow, you really did fire your sister.
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Okay, the jig is up.
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Actually, I am the assistant.
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Well, you should be the boss because you
are a genius. Your advice...
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He got me that job. Oh, my goodness,
that's great.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, he thought our little boy was a
dork.
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Oh, by the way, he's got a play date
next Thursday.
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Oh, okay. You were working it, huh? Oh,
you know that.
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And now I want to celebrate.
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Since I don't know anybody else in town
and I really could not have gotten this
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job if it weren't for you, I was
wondering if you'd like to join me.
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You know that I'm married and not really
to you.
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Well, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it
like a date. I just meant like, you
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like lunch.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, gotta eat lunch, right?
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Great.
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I've been wanting to go back to school,
you know, finally get my bachelor's,
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but... My other husband, Darnell, just
doesn't seem to think the time is right.
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You should go back to school.
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With the right credentials, somebody
with your charisma and initiative could
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really go far. I know, but we had this
plan that first he'd start his business
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rebuilding engines with Pina and Em,
okay? But I've been waiting on Em for
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years now.
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Pina? And Em.
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Well, be careful. You know what happens
to a dream deferred.
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her husband okay whatever so uh hi
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hi oh um yeah well
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uh this is my boss jones jones this is
really embarrassing
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i don't know your name dan dan right
nice to meet you nice to meet you just
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having lunch
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Nice to meet you.
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And treat your assistant well.
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She is the mother of my imaginary child.
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Well, okay then.
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Hey, Lynn.
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Hey. Still got some mail coming to my
house. Here you go. Thank you.
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Oh, my feet are killing me.
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Tony, who picketh in three -inch heels?
Somebody whose calves don't look good in
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two -inch heels.
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Oh, my God. They approved my credit card
application.
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I bet you didn't believe in credit
cards. I didn't. until I got one.
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This is what I've been praying for. Wait
a minute. I've been praying. Thank you,
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Tony. Not for you.
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For me.
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See, that's the problem.
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Too many people praying to God, he's
getting confused.
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he would be perfect for you.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
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No, thanks.
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I'm not really ready to get back to
dating.
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And even if I were, he's really not my
type.
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You mean intelligent, funny, sensitive,
and attractive isn't your type?
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Okay, what's with you?
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Nothing's with me.
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I'm fine.
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I got a man.
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A good man.
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I'm just trying to do your lonely ass a
favor.
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I wouldn't go shouting through the halls
about it.
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So, how's it going?
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Hey, hey, what's the matter?
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I'm good, I'm fine. I'm okay. I just,
um... No, I tried to, um... I tried to
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tell my husband that I was going back to
school, you know, and I said everything
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that you had said about a dream deferred
and, you know, my initiative and
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my charisma, you know.
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You know, he just had arguments for
everything. You know, said that we...
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that we'd wait until he got his business
started you know but um you know i
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never really wanted to agree i know i'm
fine you don't have to do that i'm sure
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i don't come here come here come here
let it up just let it up i'm so
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frustrated and scream
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One more time, this time not in my ear.
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I feel so much better.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to go freshen up.
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Okay. See you around.
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Maya?
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She's not here.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi. Stan.
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Yes, Joan.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Stan,
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this is... That's kind of awkward. I
mean, I don't usually do this kind of
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thing, but Maya really thought that we
should go out, and I was just thinking
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maybe... Well, Maya was right about my
job, and I'm sure she's right about you.
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So, yeah, let's go out.
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Okay, great.
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How about tonight? You free?
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Oh, you know, I got a whole bunch going
on in my life right now, but, you know,
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just by a fluke, I do happen to be free
tonight.
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Tonight it is?
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Okay, great. I'll see you tonight. I'll
see you tonight. Bye.
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Well, Joan.
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Huh? I finally broke down and asked my
brother -in -law to be my best man.
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Turns out he's been cheating on my
sister for the past three years and
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getting a divorce.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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Well, why don't you ask the guys you
play basketball with?
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Ever since they found out that I vote
Republican, they won't let me play in
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of their reindeer games.
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Gosh, I don't know, William.
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Why don't you ask the guy who cuts your
hair?
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And piss off the guy that waxes my back?
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Hey. Hey. Oh, hey, Maya.
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You'll be happy to hear that I just
talked to Stan and we're going out
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What? Well, you said all those great
things about him and I just thought,
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the hell? I mean, maybe I need to get
back out there. Isn't that great?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Looks like this lonely ass.
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Finally found a lap to sit on.
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Guess I should go dust off my diaphragm.
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We saw Denzel.
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Yeah, he wasn't too happy when he opened
his front door.
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What's wrong? Oh, my God.
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I think I just saw somebody.
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Hold on.
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You know, some letters before they went
out.
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Well, where are the letters?
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Um, it was cold outside, girl. Had to
burn them.
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So, how was the date?
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It's still going on. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Okay, okay. Yeah, okay, okay. You know,
I need to use your bathroom, girl. You
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know, I've been drinking from your hose.
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You know, it's late. I think I should
go.
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No, no, it is late. He should go.
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Bye, Stan.
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I had a great time tonight. Yeah, me
too.
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her wedding vows. Honorable Joan Clayton
presiding.
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And my first ruling is... Don't do that
to my coffee table.
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I don't want to play court. It's stupid.
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We sound stupid doing it. Oh, we're
doing it. I got my feet out of my foot
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to get over here.
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This is so ridiculous, okay? Me and Stan
are doing nothing. It's just a fantasy.
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Emotional infidelity is just as wrong as
physical infidelity.
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Because you know how we women are?
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Once we give up our hearts, we're going
to give up our parts.
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That is so true.
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Maya, I have had threesomes and
foursomes and thensomes, but that was
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No, you're trying to share emotions with
another man, and that's just something
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you're supposed to be doing with your
husband.
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Okay, okay, okay, fine.
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All right, I'll end my little fantasy
with him, because that's all it is, a
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fantasy. All right? I'm just a girl
going through a hard time looking for a
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little male understanding.
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Well, girl, you better hope you get a
little male understanding when you drag
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your cheating ass in at midnight.
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Hi, I'm Kurt Loder with MTV News. In
music news, Kilton Dead Records is once
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again at the center of controversy.
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It seems the Los Angeles church group is
trying to shut down Lil Playa's video,
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smack that bitch down, choke that hoe.
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They do not like it, and they're not
making FOMO.
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Give me more to the Lord if we fasted.
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Girl, you better go get us some food.
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I can't.
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I don't have any money.
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I'm telling you, Selma, the Bible says
the Lord answers all prayers.
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Trust me. I've been asking.
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I think he's screening my calls.
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No, you can't just pray.
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You got to meet him halfway. The Lord
only helps those who help themselves.
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I have been helping myself.
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I've been making cold calls, watching
the real estate channel.
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I'm telling you, Selma, he don't like
me.
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He loves you and he's not going to
forsake you. Now get to marching.
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Hey, hey, ho, ho, little player's got to
go. Hey, hey, ho, ho, little player's
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got to go. The Lord can't hear that.
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He don't listen to me anyway.
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Hold up.
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You're not one of those video hoochies,
are you?
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Depends on what videos you've seen.
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Listen, there's a heathen on deck.
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Selma, she's with me.
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Lynn, what are you doing here? I came
here to give you this. Here.
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Your credit card?
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I only applied for it because they were
giving away free road hazard
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flashlights.
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You don't have a car.
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That's why I need the flashlight. It's
dangerous walking down the freeway.
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It's free, okay?
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Look, the point is, I know you've been
going through some hard times, and I
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figured you need this credit card more
than I do.
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I don't know when I'd be able to pay you
back.
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I've got over $200 ,000 in student
loans.
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My credit shot to hell. Go crazy, girl.
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Thank you, Lynn.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Hey, hey.
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Oh, oh.
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Cash advance.
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Gotta go.
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You turning your back on the Lord?
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Sister, I can charge a lunch, too.
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Run, girl. Run.
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Listen, there's something I need to say
to you. You know, you have been so
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supportive of me these last couple of
days. I like you.
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It's hard not to be supportive.
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Well, thanks.
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Thank you.
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But the thing is, um... The thing is, is
I just wanted to say
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thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I think this is your floor.
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I decided that I am not going to stop
seeing Stan.
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Maya, I thought we... I know, I know, I
know. I know what you're going to say,
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but I really need his attention right
now, and I don't want you getting all
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judgmental about it.
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Okay. And I don't want you seeing him
anymore either, right? The fantasy
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work if he's dating you, kissing you, or
giving you some reason to use your
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diaphragm.
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Maya, I was just kidding about that.
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Well, I'm not.
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I think you're risking a lot.
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I'm not giving up any of my part, so
just let me have this.
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I've been thinking about this best man
thing, and it seems to me a best man
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should be someone who's important in my
life.
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Someone who I rely upon, confide in, and
love.
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That's more important than gender, isn't
it?
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So will you be my best man, woman?
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Oh, William, I would be honored.
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That is so sweet.
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Oh, all right now, John, come on.
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Best man's not supposed to be kissing
all over the groom.
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Well, I guess it's all right in some
states.
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We'll put her there.
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