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Bosco! Get up!

Bosco!

Bosco! Get up!

Hey. Where are you going?

Where I go every day. To work.

Something that you will never do unless you get up.

When he was having a nice dream.

It was about a boy and a girl and a little girl.

Yeah, well, I hope they were paddling in that canoe to work. We need to get a

job.

We can't go look for a job today.

We still have to see Bel Air and Brentwood.

Oh, God, honey, sweetie, when I got you the map of the movie star homes, I meant

it as a souvenir, not a vocation.

But did you know that Lucille Ball and Jack Benny lived next door to each other

for 32 years?

And do you know why they could afford to live in such a nice neighborhood?

Because they had jobs.

Get one.

understand why we need to be here.

Hello? Joan and Sean broke up.

Okay, Joan sounded fine when she called from the airport.

You don't know her like I do, Maya. Tell me what she said, word for word. Hey,

if you're so concerned about her, Tony, why didn't you go to the airport and

pick her up yourself?

And get caught up in rush hour traffic?

I'm a friend, not a fool.

Look, Joan's fine. I've been working all day.

I'm going home.

Hey, Lynn, you need a ride?

I know Vasco's putting a hurting on your bus money.

Yeah, thanks.

Okay, well, I can definitely see who Joan's real friends are.

Yeah, those would be the ones who didn't try to sleep with her boyfriend.

Hey.

Hi.

What are you all doing here?

Waiting to envelop you in a cocoon of love.

Come here.

Why? Oh, because you've been dumped.

Okay, okay, look, I have chocolate if we want to eat our way out of the

depression, or a shot of ACD if we just want to marinate in it.

I wasn't dumped.

Sean and I are taking a mutually agreed upon hiatus.

However, I will take the new CD.

Then I'll take the chocolates.

You don't mind, thank you. I need to bring something home to Darnell anyway.

thinks I'm at the supermarket.

Have you got any bananas?

I don't know.

So, Joan, you're okay?

Oh, it's Sean.

Yes. Okay, well, then you won't mind me borrowing your CD because I got the man

problem Sade is speaking to.

Am I able to sit in the car? Okay. Hang in there. Yeah, girl. Keep your head up.

Okay.

Okay. It's just you and me.

Fall apart.

Tony, I'm okay. Really. I am. You don't have to hold it together for me.

It's Tony.

Your therapy buddy.

Your best friend.

Your sister that's been there for you dumping after...

Dumping after dumping. Okay, okay, okay.

Now I'm starting to feel bad. Oh, honey, I know.

You made dinner?

No, you brought dinner, I hope.

Oh, yeah, right.

Here.

You know, I feel bad.

Don't. I get that bait for free.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. I feel bad because you think I'm trying to take advantage of you.

I'm not lazy. I've just been trying to shake off my jet lag.

For four weeks?

It's the first time out of my time zone.

But the point is, I hear you. I need to get a job, and I promise I'm going to

pound the pavement tomorrow.

Look.

I even got a paper.

Is there an ETN when you might be opening that paper?

I'm smiling now because I know that's coming from my loving place.

Exceptional hand -eye coordination.

William, this game is supposed to be fun. It's not about competition.

Spin it.

Pull it.

Pop it.

Clayton? Dent?

Thought I heard that gangster rock.

Hope you're not partying on company time.

No, sir, it's just a game.

Ah, confiscated from those layabouts down in Mergers.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go down and make sure that magic eight ball

still isn't floating around human resources.

Right. Game time's over, Clayton. Back to work. Oh, sir.

Hey, one second.

So, how are things going with my friend Tony? Did you see any good properties?

Oh, right.

Tony, well, I like her. She's good.

Real looker. Yeah.

But I've decided not to get a house. I'm going to get a divorce instead and add

on to what I've got.

Just kidding.

What's the point of adding on when she might end up with the whole house?

Oh, well, Tony's going to be disappointed. I know she was really

sale. Right. Well, that's why I want you to tell her for me. I just hate saying

no to a beautiful woman.

Oh, by the way, I heard about the breakup with your boyfriend.

Probably for the best, him being a sex addict and all.

wonder you always look so tired

joe joe

they got crispy creams down in human resources they're going fast are you

no i'm not you want to talk about it i don't think i can yeah sure i could

magic eight ball try again

For men, it doesn't work. Vasco sure does have a lot of dirty clothes.

I'm just curious.

Are Jamaican men circumcised?

No, Vasco's not.

Okay, ew.

You know, I can't do this. This is too hard.

Okay, Lynn, I said I'd help you fold, but the drawers are on you.

No, it's not that. It's everything.

I mean, it's hard enough trying to take care of myself, but now I have to take

care of someone else, too.

I know he's trying. He says he's trying, and I'm trying to hold on to that.

Joan?

The part where I need you to say something to comfort me?

Oh, I'm sorry. I was just sitting here reveling in the irony.

Are you guys ready for this?

I've been fired.

Hall Nade Realty had the lack of vision to up and fire Tony Childs.

Oh, Tony.

Oh, girl, that's deep.

Oh, please.

Tony Childs can walk into any real estate office and get a job like that,

People have been trying to lure Tony Giles for years.

I mean, not every real estate agent can claim they specialize in results like

Tony Giles.

But I don't feel sorry for Tony Giles.

Well, I'm still sorry, Tony Giles.

Don't be.

Be sorry for Colonnade Realty. It's their law.

Um, let's go.

Well, sorry I can't sit and chat more, but Maya's my ride.

Oh, go.

Go, please go.

All right. Hang in there. I'm in there. There you go. Keep your head up. My

head's up.

This friendship is over.

What?

I draw a line, you cross it. I draw another line, you cross that.

Today, you crossed the last line.

How dare you tell my boss my business?

What did I tell him? Perhaps you can figure that out on your drive home.

Oh, and let me save you another trip back.

Okay. I told him that you should be made full partner.

I told him to stop looking at my breasts.

We should double date. I said that you broke up with Sean and... Oh, wait, I

know all this ain't about that.

These shoes are yours.

This magazine, yours.

I told you I read this, but I didn't.

other cheek i'm tired of trying to understand you i'm tired of being your

whipping dog i'm tired of explaining to people what's good about you when i'm

not even sure myself i've always given you the benefit of the doubt tony

i honestly didn't believe that you meant to hurt me but now i believe you do you

don't wish me well and i don't need anyone in my life who doesn't wish me

so please

Just get your stuff and go.

Okay, um, those are valid issues.

This manipulation, the whole sales pitch thing, it's not going to work this

time. Why are you throwing this at me on the worst day of my life?

Joan, don't do this.

I don't care about you right now.

This is about me.

I'm trying to save myself. Now, please just go.

That pipe is broken. You need to call Maya's mother.

You couldn't tell her?

I didn't know the number.

She lives across the driveway.

Don't yell at me. I've been working on my career plan.

Don't you even want to hear it? No, I don't want to hear it. I want to see it.

want to see your ass out there working.

Listen, you remember the map of the movie star homes?

Mm -hmm. Well, I'm going to do a map of the black movie star homes.

And? And that's it.

Don't you see the niche in the marketplace?

I look at him up and I say, hey, where's the little man from the Jeffersons?

A Martin?

A kid dynamite?

Huh?

These are the black people heroes and we want to know where they live.

Honey, what do you think?

I'm trying to figure out a way to tell you that that is the stupidest thing

ever heard.

Is it too much for us women for a lick of support?

Yeah, it is. How are you going to figure out where the little man from the

Jeffersons lives?

If you can't even remember that our landlady lives across the driveway!

You're a hard woman, Lynn.

You are lucky that I am only half black, because if I was a full -blooded

sister, your ass would be sleeping under the freeway!

And so, basically, Tony and I aren't friends anymore.

I'm not asking you to choose sides.

I know you all have your own relationships with her.

Good luck with that.

I'm just saying, if you invite her somewhere, don't invite me. And if it's

difficult choice to make, then choose her.

I'm okay.

She's going through a rough time, and she's really going to need you guys

now. Damn.

Wow.

Look, I'm just going to say it because I know everyone else is thinking it,

right? You know, you cut Tony off, you dumped Sean.

You kick Lynn out of your house all without blinking.

Who's next, Jennifer?

Me or William? Because if it's me, you just go ahead, tell me now, we'll

for it. I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

Oh, hell, y 'all, you know what that means.

I need to talk to you. Talk and walk. I'm working.

I take it you heard?

Yep.

What is up with Joan and her crazy -ass mood swings?

Tony, I don't think it's a mood swing. Mood swings usually tend to swing back.

Lynn, don't joke about this. It's not funny.

I didn't do anything to deserve this.

Okay, so I told some of her business.

But what about her blabbing my business to Greg? That cost me the love of my

life, and I didn't get rid of her. No, you just tried to beat her up and sleep

with her man.

to me trying to sleep with Sean?

Well, I'm sure that's a sizable chunk of it.

I scraped and bowed, said I'm sorry, went to those tired therapy sessions.

Was there for her when Sean dumped her? Doesn't that count for anything?

Guess not.

So she's already turned you against me, huh?

Actually, no. She told me to reach out to you. I'm just a firm believer in

come up.

Hey, man.

Speaking of which, here's mine.

She just came to give you your keys back.

Give them to Maya.

Maya is not there.

Put them on Maya's desk.

Joan, are you really going to throw away 20 years of this friendship?

You know what you are?

Wishy -washy.

First you want to forgive me, then you don't. Then you want to work it out, and

then you don't.

Okay.

You want to play Miss Hard Ass?

Fine. I play hard ass better than you. You know what?

I'm going to give you one second to come to your senses, or I'm cutting you off.

Okay. Fine.

See you when I see you.

Not.

We're going back to Jamaica.

What? We just had lunch two hours ago and we were fine.

I just wanted my last memory to be something pleasant instead of that she

that's been screaming at me for the past two weeks.

Fosco, I asked you to get a job, not a plane ticket. We have a job in Jamaica.

This here is America. People come here to follow their dreams. That's the only

reason people come to America.

I thought you came to America for me.

You were part of my dream until you became a nightmare.

I wasn't that bad.

I just want to be an entrepreneur.

I mean, can't you just give me more time and be patient with me the same way

your friends were patient with you?

We're living in a garage. They weren't that patient.

And besides, I was going to school.

I'd like to go to school.

Oscar, don't scam a scammer, okay?

Look, if you want to do the black math thing, then go for it.

It's very creative.

I thought you said I was stupid.

What do I know? I have a whole slew of college degrees and I'm busting tables.

At least you have a dream, stupid or not. Not that it's stupid, it's not.

Look, the point is that I understand that I need to support you emotionally.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

And you know what?

I can help you with your map.

I know where Lenny Kravitz lives.

How do you know that?

Oh, God, Lenny and I used to, uh... Somebody show me once.

William, I'm still not happy with the wording of paragraph four.

Well, just throw in a couple of here -to -fours and an insofar -as and put that

puppy to bed because I've got to go.

Shoot. I've got to go, too. It's Pilates, man. I've got to pick up Tony.

Okay. Hey, who needs that silly old Pilates class when you can come with

old buddy William to his hip -hop aerobics class?

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

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