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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,359 previously on family law what's going on if you don't get out now i'll have the 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:08,619 police charge you with assault and good luck to the next sucker who has to 3 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:13,479 defend himself against your imagination i messed up you'll never get that time 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,899 back but i promise i will do everything i can to make it right i've been in 5 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:22,459 discussions with marcus peterson about a merger sorry what since you're my 6 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:25,239 partner i wanted to bring you into the loop i should have been in the loop 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,770 before you two even had a discussion what's wrong 8 00:00:28,330 --> 00:00:31,940 Do your neighbors keep their liquor bottles in the toilet tank as well? 9 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:35,829 My friend spent me 50 bucks. I couldn't talk to the cutest guy in this place. 10 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:36,880 I'm pregnant. 11 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,009 But you're not actually gonna... Yes, I'm keeping it. But don't worry. I don't 12 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:44,329 expect anything from you. I just thought, morally speaking, I should let 13 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,229 know. 14 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,280 Goodbye. 15 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:56,390 Dude, ever heard of a condom? We used one. 16 00:00:56,391 --> 00:01:00,199 At least, I think we did. I can't believe you got your one -night stand 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,879 pregnant. You are incapable of having a sexual encounter without turning it into 18 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,300 a long, drawn -out downer. 19 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,590 It's not true. 20 00:01:06,591 --> 00:01:10,339 Oh, I'm having a no -strings -attached affair with a chef till her boyfriend 21 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:15,039 gets back to town. Cut to you, Chase, moping for a year and Martyr MC -ing 22 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,090 wedding. 23 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,820 What's that got to do with it? Now? 24 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,890 Oh, this is going to be my slut era. Cut to I'm having a baby with a stranger. 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,730 It's not my fault Jude wants to keep it. Wait. 26 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:28,120 The baby mama is that chick who mac -daddied you at the bar? 27 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,660 Yeah. Dude, you've got play. 28 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:35,130 She's trying to lock you down. Tell me you ordered a DNA test. 29 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,270 Of course I did. 30 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,520 There's no way this baby is yours. 31 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,310 You're right. 32 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,960 No way. Think about it. 33 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:51,699 There's no one to date in this city. Either my standards have gotten higher 34 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:52,960 the men have gotten worse. 35 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,630 I thought you were sleeping at Ben's. 36 00:01:56,790 --> 00:02:00,010 We, uh... We broke up. 37 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,250 Abby, no. 38 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,800 What did you do? 39 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:09,009 What did I do? 40 00:02:09,449 --> 00:02:11,799 Well, you have a very aggressive personality. 41 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:20,169 Fuck. The women in our family are stubborn, but trust me, you won't do 42 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:21,220 than Ben. 43 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,740 So... I say this with love. 44 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,490 Fix it. 45 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,260 Unfortunately, this can't be fixed. 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,080 Good morning. 47 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:41,870 Morning. 48 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:46,580 So last night was... unexpected. 49 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:48,430 But nice. 50 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:49,590 Very. 51 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,270 I'll get her. 52 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,410 Don't forget to use the special diaper cream. You're doing it again. 53 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:04,320 Sorry. Working on it. 54 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,450 This booth is bringing me right back, brothers. 55 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,620 How many all -nighters did we pull here? 56 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:13,640 When you were a wee articling student at my firm. 57 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:15,100 Cramming for court. 58 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,500 Blitzed on bottomless coffee. 59 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,640 It's been way too long. 60 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,310 How's retirement? 61 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:22,520 I don't recommend it. 62 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:26,180 I gave it a test drive myself a few months ago. It didn't agree with me 63 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,770 Are you still in your Point Grey house? 64 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,000 I am. 65 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:34,730 Although it's felt pretty cavernous since Anna passed. 66 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,390 She was an incredible woman. Yeah. 67 00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,450 Knew how to throw a party. Oh, I know. 68 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:41,670 Now I hear you're back with Joanne. 69 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:43,350 Her? I remember. 70 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:44,930 Quite a looker. 71 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,720 She's even more beautiful now. That's possible. 72 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,670 Other things didn't work out with us. 73 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:51,990 I'm sorry to hear that. 74 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:54,830 How's the firm? Doing well. 75 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,650 Lots of changes. Daniel's a partner now. 76 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:58,920 Good for him. 77 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:05,669 He's a decent lawyer, but he's silly and lacks respect for the shoulders on 78 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:06,720 which he stands. 79 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,150 I can one -up you. 80 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:15,510 My son has hired a lawyer to strong -arm me into handing over power of attorney. 81 00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:17,730 That's terrible. 82 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,709 Let me represent you. 83 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:23,899 I don't need help. Of course not. But a professional buffer could save your 84 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:25,480 relationship with your son. 85 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,000 Not sure there's anything to save. 86 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,520 But, uh, yes. 87 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,210 Okay. 88 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:42,199 Stick your hands in the corners of the fitted sheet, holding it lengthways. 89 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,520 bring your hands together. 90 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:46,520 The right corner goes over the left one. 91 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,100 This is really hard to learn. 92 00:04:49,101 --> 00:04:52,499 Once you do, it's just like riding a bicycle. But I don't know how to ride a 93 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,550 bicycle. 94 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,340 How's the trial roommate situation going? 95 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,650 Great. 96 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,440 How's it really going? 97 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,980 Honestly, surprisingly well. 98 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,820 He's following all my rules. 99 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,500 Your 9 a .m. is in the boardroom. 100 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,990 Thanks. 101 00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,350 Hello, Theo. 102 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:13,920 I'm Abigail Bianchi. 103 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,320 How can I help you today? 104 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:18,020 I'd like to get a divorce. 105 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:19,770 You've come to the right place. 106 00:05:19,771 --> 00:05:23,029 You and your spouse are claiming irreconcilable differences? 107 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:25,330 My marriage was destroyed by a Jezebel. 108 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:26,600 Oh, adultery. 109 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,690 No, not a mistress. 110 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:30,970 My mother -in -law. 111 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,070 My husband always prioritized his relationship with his mother. 112 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:04,719 Monica's a monster, but he's too blinded by Oedipal love to see it. Rex has 113 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,340 certainly done well for himself. 114 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:09,959 He created a video conferencing platform that took off. Before or after you got 115 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,010 married? Before. 116 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:13,679 Do you have a list of assets acquired during the marriage? 117 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,140 Oliver took care of all the... 118 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,470 business -y stuff. 119 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:17,920 I took care of the home. 120 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,860 Or request financial disclosure. 121 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,360 And that won't be a problem. 122 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,900 We never fought about money. Or sex. 123 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,560 Or dishes. Or anything. 124 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:33,299 But Monica... You must think it's crazy to end a relationship over one 125 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,350 thing. 126 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,360 Not if it's a deal -breaker. 127 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,530 Speak to you soon. 128 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:47,440 Cecil, can you get Portia Aoife's office to send over the financials for Kip V. 129 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:48,680 Hatcher? Yeah, totally. 130 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,640 Hey, do you have a minute? 131 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,010 Yeah. 132 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,860 I found Ben's secret vodka stash last night. 133 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,220 I ended it. 134 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:20,390 I hate that I had to, but... I'm too scared now. 135 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:31,810 If you don't put on your own oxygen mask first, you're not helping anyone. 136 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:52,570 What's going on with you? 137 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:55,400 Had my first radio segment at the Phoenix tomorrow. 138 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,570 You'll knock it out of the park. 139 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,270 Also, Maggie and I had sex. 140 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:03,750 Maggie who abducted your baby? 141 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,669 I think we're getting back together. 142 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:06,720 Cool origin story. 143 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,350 What's a cool origin story? 144 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:11,620 She's pregnant. 145 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:13,570 Who? Exactly. 146 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:15,430 She was a one -night stand. 147 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:16,910 She has a pet rat. 148 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,340 She said, it's mine. 149 00:08:18,590 --> 00:08:19,640 Not the rat, though. 150 00:08:19,641 --> 00:08:23,729 Wait, are you saying you got her pregnant? I don't want to talk about it. 151 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:26,500 brought it up. I have a partner's meeting. I need to focus. 152 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:31,870 Well, that's the last item on the agenda. 153 00:08:32,150 --> 00:08:33,390 So, meeting adjourned. 154 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:36,149 Is there something else? 155 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,200 We still need to discuss the other thing. 156 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:41,680 Jerry, would you mind giving us a moment to speak privately? 157 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,740 Of course. 158 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:51,510 Had time to think about the merger? 159 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:53,360 These are my terms. 160 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:55,660 Uh, no. 161 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,670 No. No. 162 00:08:57,990 --> 00:09:00,570 Uh, we can discuss this in the future. No. 163 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,440 Okay. 164 00:09:04,441 --> 00:09:08,129 I'm ready to move forward with the discussion. 165 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:10,870 Daniel, you cannot tell anybody about that. 166 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:15,869 Not Abigail, not Jerry, not that pasty lawyer you play with on the beach. We 167 00:09:15,870 --> 00:09:16,920 don't... 168 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,490 My lips are sealed. 169 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:26,959 I reviewed Mr. Hatcher's financials. Somehow our client's tech tycoon husband 170 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,160 cash poor with no assets. 171 00:09:28,161 --> 00:09:29,499 Smells fishy. 172 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,419 So cash the fish? 173 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:34,840 So you want me to... Track the money, Cecil. Ah, got it. 174 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,470 Put a big sign on my door that says, gone fishing. 175 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:42,360 Well, if I had a door, that is. I would... Yeah. 176 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,980 Your client's bid for POA is preposterous. 177 00:09:46,981 --> 00:09:50,599 Robert has the sharpest mind of anyone I know. No one is questioning Robert's 178 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,399 mental competence. 179 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,480 Obviously you are a legend. 180 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:58,859 However, Mr. Jennings feels that his father would do better in an assisted 181 00:09:58,860 --> 00:09:59,719 living facility. 182 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:04,859 I bet he does. Dad, that old house would be a lot for anyone to handle alone. I 183 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:06,780 am capable of running my own household. 184 00:10:06,781 --> 00:10:11,499 The gutters are clogged. There's an inch of dust on everything. The only thing 185 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,259 in the fridge is a row of expired condiments. The good news is these 186 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:18,859 can be outsourced. I have a wonderful housekeeper, and I recently learned 187 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:23,040 a meal delivery service called Dine Dispatch. I have tried all of that. 188 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:27,839 My father turned the cleaner away and told the Meals on Wheels woman she was 189 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:32,420 trespassing. That's hospital food for people that can't take care of 190 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,620 Dad, I don't mean you any harm. 191 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:38,520 Please, would you just trust that I'm trying to help? No. 192 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,340 I'm not leaving my house unless it's in a coffin. 193 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,620 So the trick is, you get right inside of the sheet. 194 00:10:47,621 --> 00:10:51,659 Why are you all sitting around playing charades like children in the middle of 195 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:53,400 workday? It's called a lunch break. 196 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,460 Well, I started out. People didn't take breaks. 197 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,190 Yes, before those pesky labor laws were created. 198 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,140 And the concept of work -life balance. 199 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,110 When I was an articling student, Robert Jennings. 200 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,890 would call his office at 11 p .m. to see who was still there. 201 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:12,569 Better brew some more coffee. Gramps is gearing up for a good old walk to school 202 00:11:12,570 --> 00:11:14,610 uphill both ways in the snow story. 203 00:11:14,611 --> 00:11:16,229 Enough with the old jokes. 204 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:18,930 Did none of you learn to respect your elders? 205 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:23,789 I honestly don't know why I had children. I've given you everything and 206 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:25,290 nothing but insults in return. 207 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:28,780 Kids earn investments on a payback plan, Harry. Tell my family that. 208 00:11:28,781 --> 00:11:32,429 Literally, the only reason my grandmother had children was so she had 209 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:36,069 take care of her when she was older. My parents changed my diapers, and I'll 210 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:36,949 change theirs. 211 00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:39,709 I would change your diaper, Dad, if that makes you feel any better. I'll wear a 212 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,090 noose before I wear a diaper. 213 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:42,670 Oh, can we get that in writing? 214 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,869 For the record, this is right here. That's why I won't commit to a 215 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:51,249 date. I fear you would just sit around all day making snotty jokes and eating 216 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,070 fruity miniature yogurts. 217 00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:57,540 Miss Bianchi? 218 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,300 I caught a big one. 219 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,070 You know those missing assets? 220 00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:06,580 We found them. 221 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:10,220 Monica. 222 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:18,470 How is this for a radio sign -off? 223 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,090 Feelings aren't facts. 224 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:22,790 Four. The best way out is through. Like, four. 225 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:24,570 Seeing no results are in. 226 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,900 Uh... 227 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,530 The baby's mine. 228 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:35,430 Oh, I feel dizzy. 229 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,700 Hey, take some deep breaths. Come, sit down. 230 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,060 What are you going to do? 231 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:54,839 I'm going to draft a contract giving Jude Soul parenting and child 232 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,890 support, obviously. 233 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,749 It's exactly what I did, but when Harmony was born, I changed my mind. 234 00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:03,189 different. You and Maggie were married and actively planning a family. 235 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:05,540 All I know about you is she eats Cheezies in bed. 236 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,700 So it's an accident. 237 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,930 Maybe a happy accident. 238 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:12,310 I'm not father material. 239 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,580 How do you know? 240 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:18,810 This might surprise you, but I can be a little... individually focused. 241 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,490 You mean selfish? 242 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,100 I don't know if that's the word. Oh, it is. 243 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:24,980 But Daniel... 244 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:28,790 When you see your child in front of you, something just switches on. 245 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,360 I don't want to mess this kid up like Dad messed us up. 246 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:37,020 I'm the only one Dad actively parents it, and I'm the least messed up. 247 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,650 Let's maybe put a pin in that. 248 00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,690 Just don't rush your decision. 249 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:45,130 And above all, be kind to yourself. 250 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,650 Did you just test drive a sign up on me? 251 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,680 Oh. 252 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:54,790 Be kind to yourself. 253 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:03,400 Has Miko been hounding you about this school trip to France? 254 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:07,359 The kid who's never made it through a sleepover without calling to be picked 255 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,710 is adamant he's ready for a semester in Europe. 256 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,060 We have to entertain the idea, right? 257 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,910 Well, we're not monsters. Of course we'll humor him. 258 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,410 The parent information session tonight at six. 259 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,060 Rock, paper, scissors? 260 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,429 It's okay. 261 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:25,800 I'll take one for the team and represent. I got nothing else going on. 262 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:27,780 Thank you. 263 00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:32,400 Incoming ex -father -in -law. I will take that as my cue. 264 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:38,550 I just ran into Ben. Apparently, you two are no longer dating. 265 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:39,940 What did you do? 266 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:44,530 Why do both my parents assume the breakup was my fault? 267 00:14:44,531 --> 00:14:48,309 I don't know what you were thinking. Ben was a massive upgrade from that little 268 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:49,850 firefighter, to be honest. 269 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:54,230 A serious step up from Frank. Well, Ben's single now, if you're interested. 270 00:14:57,261 --> 00:14:58,989 You 271 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:07,290 ready? 272 00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:08,820 No. 273 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:10,460 Come on. 274 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:16,610 I took the competency test of my own volition. 275 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,840 Andrew is already in place for POA when I'm ready. 276 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,960 I was associate chief judge for Pete's sake. 277 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,040 It's absurd on many levels. 278 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:35,980 A little trick my mentor taught me. 279 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:37,970 Thank you. 280 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:45,260 This historical accounting proves that over the course of their marriage... Mr. 281 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,420 Hatcher fraudulently diverted funds to his mother. 282 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:54,519 Luxury homes, cars, designer clothes. This is money and property that 283 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,219 would have remained in the conjugal family. 284 00:15:56,220 --> 00:16:01,320 Mr. Hatcher has been hiding millions from my client behind Mommy's skirt. 285 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,720 Thank you, Your Honor. 286 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,250 Ms. Aoife. 287 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,360 I call Mr. Hatcher to the stand. 288 00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:13,119 I didn't tell Theo about the purchases because my mom was such a point of 289 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,500 contention in our marriage. 290 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,999 I didn't want to rock the boat. Mr. Hatcher, will you explain to the court 291 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,419 you purchased your mother such extravagant gifts? 292 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:26,220 Because I owe her everything. Growing up, it was just the two of us. 293 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:30,920 My mother was my only friend when I was a moody teenager. 294 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,099 She gave me the startup money for my company. She's been a shoulder to cry on 295 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,960 during this entire painful separation. 296 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,300 I literally owe my mother my life. Your Honor. 297 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:46,589 My client was never trying to hide his assets from his husband. He was simply 298 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:51,530 trying to show his appreciation to the woman who sacrificed everything for him. 299 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:55,810 I asked the court, is it a crime to love your mother? 300 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:07,710 Well, on that touching, if saccharine note, we'll adjourn for the day. 301 00:17:11,819 --> 00:17:16,500 My father wears dirty clothes because the washing machine is in the basement. 302 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,740 With his declining mobility, the stairs have become a serious hazard. 303 00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,900 He forgets to feed himself. 304 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:29,120 Given the circumstances, we ask the court to extend its exercise of parents' 305 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:35,420 patriae jurisdiction to declare the defendant as per the Appendix D menu. 306 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,719 Counsel, kindly stop dropping glossary terms like you're writing an in -class 307 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,149 essay. Your Honor, the plaintiff's grab for power of attorney is ageism at its 308 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:48,509 worst. The documents submitted into evidence overwhelmingly show my client 309 00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:49,560 compos mentis. 310 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:54,749 Mr. Jennings is acting like an overprotective helicopter parent who 311 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:58,050 his child climb the monkey bars lest he fall and get a scratch. 312 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:04,429 Honorable Judge Jennings, despite being bone -density challenged at 82, may 313 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:08,750 climb his own stairs all day long if he so chooses, because... 314 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:13,929 If a freshman here wants to play the glossary game, the Adult Guardianship 315 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:19,289 states that adults are entitled to the right to refuse all assistance as long 316 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,050 one poses no risk to others. 317 00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:26,750 That was a masterclass, Mr. Svensson. 318 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,100 Seriously chilled. 319 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:35,049 But about the no risk to others part, I'd 320 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,930 actually like to call Donna Hayward to the stand. 321 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:45,809 Mrs. Hayward, did you converse with your neighbor, Robert Jennings, on October 322 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:46,589 the 11th? 323 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:47,389 I did. 324 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:49,070 Would you give the court context? 325 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:52,629 Robert was backing up his car and drove over the property line into our 326 00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:55,390 driveway. He ran over our daughter's tricycle. 327 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:57,730 She had been riding it moments earlier. 328 00:18:57,731 --> 00:18:59,609 That must have been terrifying. 329 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,660 It was. 330 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,889 Especially since he's not supposed to be driving. 331 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:06,170 Would you please clarify that last statement for the court? 332 00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:13,230 Robert... told me six months ago that his license had been revoked. 333 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,470 Your Honor, may I request a short recess? 334 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,250 Granted. Thank you. 335 00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:28,170 Robert, are you okay? No. 336 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,510 I... Robert. 337 00:19:34,581 --> 00:19:41,149 I can't believe that after 10 years of setting my own dreams aside to be a 338 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,930 supportive house husband, I might get next to nothing. 339 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,930 The fight isn't over, Theo. 340 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,050 Get a room. 341 00:19:53,121 --> 00:19:59,129 Instructions are to double the dose for the first three days. 342 00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,180 I heard, I heard. 343 00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:04,469 The ER doctor told me this was one of the worst bladder infections he'd ever 344 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,970 seen. No wonder you blacked out. 345 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,000 Why didn't you seek medical attention? 346 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,020 I knew he'd hold it against me. 347 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,500 Andrew is really worried about you. 348 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,820 I don't want him anywhere near me. 349 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,550 You're lucky he didn't migrate to your kidneys. 350 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,400 His last few years have been a rude awakening. 351 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,730 Don't take your youth for granted, Harry. 352 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,510 I'm nearly 70. 353 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:35,760 Well, nothing will make your 70s seem more appealing. 354 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:37,640 In your 80s. 355 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,250 Don't waste a moment. 356 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,810 Why did you take your car out without a lighter? I needed milk. 357 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,960 I'm not depending on other people for every little thing. 358 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:55,849 And I was doing okay until... That showed up in my mailbox, robbing me of 359 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:56,910 freedom. Wait. 360 00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:58,890 That letter arrived in the mail? 361 00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,040 May I? 362 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,260 Be my guest. 363 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:08,060 Robert. This letter is a fake. 364 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,940 Hi. Sorry, I just finished cleaning the rat cage. 365 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:30,859 Exposure to animal feces can be toxic to fetuses. That's cat poo. Rat poo is 366 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,910 totally fine. 367 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:34,880 Do you mind if I eat while we talk? 368 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:36,879 Is she going to wash your hands? 369 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,180 I haven't eaten all day. 370 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,530 It's almost seven. 371 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:42,410 I know, but I had to pull an all -nighter to hit a deadline. 372 00:21:42,411 --> 00:21:45,879 How long has it been since you last left? 373 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,380 A few days. 374 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,950 Do you know how much sugar is in a single can of soda? 375 00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:54,379 Sugar is natural. 376 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,430 So is cocaine. 377 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,180 Okay. Let's do this paperwork. 378 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:03,480 Um... I think my assistant printed off the wrong document. 379 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:13,479 Students will visit Versailles, explore the home of Hugo's hunchback, and roam 380 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:19,080 the beaches of Normandy to see where Allied soldiers fought for our freedom. 381 00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:24,380 The trip last year to Barcelona was a huge success. 382 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:31,440 The kids came home from Barcelona with a newfound confidence and global mindset. 383 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:38,100 Most of the students have even kept in touch with their Barcelona host 384 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,770 Do the parents at the back have anything they'd like to share? 385 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:55,359 I can't believe I have to shill chocolate -covered almonds, even though 386 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,530 is almost certainly not going on this trip. 387 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,850 How can you rob your son of this experience after hearing about 388 00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:05,690 Well, obviously, Barcelona was a trip for the ages. 389 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:11,049 But my kid can't remember to bring his agenda home from his dad. It's hard to 390 00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,929 imagine entrusting him with a passport. 391 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:16,000 My daughter also suffers from binder amnesia on switch days. 392 00:23:16,570 --> 00:23:18,250 I'm Abby, by the way. Kieran. 393 00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:19,690 Sorry, I'm ravenous. 394 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:23,290 No, that was very long and tedious. 395 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:27,909 I can tell. These are going to be addictive. 396 00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:31,040 Yeah, they are. And at 15 bucks a pop, that's an expensive habit. 397 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:32,910 But it's for a good cause. 398 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:43,529 As a person who prefers cinema rooted in realism, I have to say I appreciated 399 00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:45,549 the world -building of Lord of the Rings last night. 400 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,050 See? Told you he didn't like it. 401 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:51,180 Step right up and get your chocolate -covered almonds. 402 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,340 Chocolatey, almondy, and overpriced today only. 403 00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,710 Uh, no thank you. 404 00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:00,070 I'm surprised you're not tempted. 405 00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:01,160 Well, you know. 406 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:03,660 Winston doesn't like sweets in the house. 407 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,270 Or coats on the back of chairs. 408 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,240 Sounds intense. 409 00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:10,720 No, no. 410 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:14,770 Winston's just a real rule lover. 411 00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:16,980 Yeah. 412 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,610 Your Honor, Mr. Jennings Jr. 413 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:25,329 admits he forged this letter, fraudulently revoking his father's 414 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,790 license. Objection. 415 00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:30,080 Irrelevant to this power of attorney case? 416 00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:35,509 Sustained. Okay. With all due respect, the plaintiff's actions speak to his 417 00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:37,130 character, which is relevant. 418 00:24:37,131 --> 00:24:38,749 Go on. 419 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:43,449 Mr. Jennings is asking the courts to grant him decision -making power, but 420 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,550 clearly this proves he has poor decision -making skills. 421 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:51,109 He illegally took away his father's right to drive. What other right might 422 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,970 take away if given power of attorney? 423 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,850 Your Honor, I... 424 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,859 I did that for the safety of everyone on the road. My father almost ran over a 425 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:00,910 child. 426 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,570 Sorry, Dad. 427 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,120 Sit down, Mr. Jennings. 428 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:08,299 There's a process on how to handle these things, and this isn't it. Shame on you 429 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,550 for undermining your father with this devious little maneuver. 430 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,940 But all I can rule on is the matter of power of attorney. 431 00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,760 Robert, you know I hold you in the highest esteem. 432 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:24,519 And with all the respect and admiration in the world, I believe that despite his 433 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,120 foolish misstep, your son has your best interests at heart. 434 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,760 I hereby grant his order for power of attorney. 435 00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:48,800 You sleep deprived, stuffing your face with chips, elbow deep in rodent dung. 436 00:25:48,801 --> 00:25:50,469 So you didn't give her the paperwork? 437 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:54,029 No. Because you want to be a part of the baby's life now? If I'm not, she might 438 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,080 kill it. 439 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:59,009 Either of you like to purchase some ethically sourced, lightly roasted 440 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,530 covered in a thick layer of organic milk cacao? 441 00:26:01,531 --> 00:26:04,849 You're lawyering wrong if you need a candy sign, Uncle. 442 00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:06,529 I'm fundraising for Nico's school. 443 00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:07,329 How much is that? 444 00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,130 Fifteen bucks a box. Oh, that's steep. 445 00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:12,289 You're lawyering wrong if you can't afford fifteen dollars for your nephew's 446 00:26:12,290 --> 00:26:15,600 education. Unless you don't care about the future of the children. 447 00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:18,279 Of course I care about the future of the children. Fine. 448 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,540 Why box your whack candy? 449 00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,659 I'm in for three, but I'll have to settle up later. 450 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:25,060 I'm off to do my first call -in show. Wish me luck. 451 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,059 Good luck, Luce. 452 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,110 Break a leg. 453 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,790 I don't carry cash. 454 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,180 Good luck talking to your mom, Alex. 455 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,700 You've got Kelly on line, too. Hi, Kelly. 456 00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,410 Congratulations on your new gig. 457 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:52,860 Thank you. 458 00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:55,170 How can I help you today, Kelly? 459 00:26:55,650 --> 00:27:00,190 I was in a relationship with a woman who claimed she wanted something serious. 460 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:05,589 I made our house a home, protected her from the toxic people in her life, 461 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,570 at the vacation when she was overworked. 462 00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:12,329 But at the first hiccup in the relationship, she abruptly broke up with 463 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,710 illegally tried to evict me. 464 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,399 When I refused to leave, she ambushed me with her attorney father who threatened 465 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,050 to sabotage my career if I didn't leave immediately. 466 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,880 That's a lot to unpack here. 467 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:26,680 Do you have a question? 468 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,820 I'm just trying to make sense of it all, Lucy. 469 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:38,439 Well, the first thing I'd say is it's important to remember that there are two 470 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,660 sides to every story. 471 00:27:39,661 --> 00:27:43,319 Are you saying you don't believe me? No, that's not. Because that sounds a lot 472 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,490 like victim blaming. Should I put the plug? 473 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:49,080 First of all, I would never blame a victim. 474 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:54,839 However, a relationship involves two people, so it's difficult to dissect 475 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,890 only one of you here. 476 00:27:56,140 --> 00:28:01,320 As an exercise, I invite you to adopt your ex -girlfriend's point of view. 477 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,890 Sound good, Kelly? 478 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:09,360 Sure. If she were here, would she say that she felt protected by you? 479 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:14,909 As an example, would she say that there was a betrayal of trust that came to 480 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,320 light that precipitated that abrupt breakup? 481 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,690 It appears we've lost Kelly. 482 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:30,290 Kelly, if you can hear me, be kind to yourself. 483 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,390 We have Corey on the line. 484 00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:37,820 Hi, Corey. 485 00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:43,889 Bravo, Lucy. 486 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,890 Well done. You were brilliant. 487 00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,310 But also, oh my God, that was insane. 488 00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:50,040 Are you okay? 489 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:51,890 Honestly, I'm great. 490 00:28:58,021 --> 00:29:00,009 How'd it go? 491 00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,810 There were some big surprises. 492 00:29:01,811 --> 00:29:05,649 Nice of you to tune in. I'm going to listen online later, I promise. I'm just 493 00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:08,889 trying to figure out how to save my client from a doomed day in divorce 494 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:10,210 first. Why is it doomed? 495 00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:11,660 It's sad. 496 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:17,389 Actually, it seems like a solid relationship, except my client's husband 497 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:21,190 under his mother's thumb, like serious Norman Bates vibes. 498 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,130 Enmeshment is almost always a marriage killer. 499 00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:29,409 Why? Mom and son were probably always codependent. Son gets married. Mom's 500 00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:33,989 of losing her surrogate spouse, like, tightens her grip, interferes to the 501 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:38,549 where son has no autonomy, then uses her influence to alienate the affection 502 00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:40,780 from her son to her spouse so she can have fun. 503 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,000 Alter yourself again. 504 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,000 And this is why you've got a radio show. 505 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:55,240 Alienation of affection. 506 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,720 Are you seriously running with this? 1965 called. They want their tort back. 507 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:03,100 It's an oldie but a goodie. It's an abolished legal argument. 508 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,919 May I beg the court's indulgence? 509 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,520 You already set up the monitor. 510 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,370 Mr. Hatcher. 511 00:30:09,610 --> 00:30:12,570 Could you give the court context for this photo? 512 00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:17,150 That's Theo and me on our honeymoon in Sayulita. 513 00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:19,530 And this photo? 514 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:23,250 A Valentine's dinner at Coquette. 515 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,190 And this one? 516 00:30:25,630 --> 00:30:30,409 Theo receiving his Ph .D. After four long years and a grueling dissertation 517 00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:35,149 process, it was a big deal. There is nothing more torturous than sitting 518 00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:38,330 somebody else's family slideshow, Miss Bianchi. 519 00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:43,569 What's your point? My point is there's a bigger picture in the dissolution of 520 00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:44,620 this marriage. 521 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:51,149 May I draw the court's attention to Mrs. Hatcher crashing her son and son -in 522 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:56,189 -law's honeymoon. Mrs. Hatcher inviting herself to their romantic Valentine's 523 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,410 dinner. Mr. Kipp's commencement ceremony. 524 00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:01,870 In Mr. Hatcher's own words, a big deal. 525 00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:06,249 Yet he didn't take this photo. In fact, he missed his husband's commencement 526 00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,300 ceremony entirely. 527 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,970 Why? 528 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:15,220 Because Mrs. Hatcher called with a conveniently timed and imaginary crisis. 529 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,820 My vertigo came back. That is a crisis. 530 00:31:17,821 --> 00:31:19,399 I'll have order in my court. 531 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,179 With a little more context, these photos tell the story of a mother who was so 532 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:29,860 threatened by her son's marriage, she intentionally alienated his affection, 533 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,760 directly causing my client pain and suffering. 534 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,180 So now I'm on trial. 535 00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:39,430 You might be if you keep this up. 536 00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:45,430 Andrew, I'm here to see how your father's holding up. 537 00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:49,450 Well, I appreciate that, but Dad's gone AWOL. 538 00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:57,710 What do you mean he's AWOL? I came to pick him up to tour some retirement 539 00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:58,860 and he's gone. 540 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:03,790 I will never forgive myself if something happens to him. Robert will be fine. 541 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,690 Will he? He's 82 years old. 542 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,330 He's fragile. 543 00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:09,620 Why is he fighting this so hard? 544 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,060 Assisted living is a tough pill to swallow. 545 00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:15,859 Well, we wouldn't have to go this route if he would just accept some help. 546 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:20,300 I have no idea where he is. I need to call the police. Hold off for a bit. 547 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,820 Please. I am so sorry again about yesterday. 548 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,980 What are you apologizing for? 549 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,100 I was unprofessional. 550 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:30,720 On the contrary, you were a total pro. 551 00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:35,240 Seriously, watching you navigate your abusive ex while she... 552 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,460 stalked you on air, solidified your badassery. 553 00:32:38,461 --> 00:32:40,659 She definitely created a false narrative. 554 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:41,740 Dude, she's unhinged. 555 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,560 If anyone needs to apologize, it's me. 556 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,760 She never should have made it through. 557 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,740 On the bright side, the data came back, and the numbers were awesome. 558 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:59,099 First of all, I'd like to thank Miss Bianchi for her entertaining argument 559 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,520 pulled from the scrolls. 560 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,180 Kudos on the big swing. 561 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,700 Court favors the brave. 562 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,600 And it's not the quote. 563 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,499 Glad you got to stretch your personal injury legs, but third -party emotional 564 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,540 damages won't fly in family court. 565 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,960 I see no evidence that contradicts Mr. 566 00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,910 Hatcher's statement that his gifts to his mother were given in good faith. 567 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:24,080 All right, hang on with all the looks at each other. I'm not done. 568 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:31,019 This Bianchi slideshow did convince me that Mrs. Hatcher is exercising undue 569 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,070 influence. 570 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:37,179 I find that the properties were put into Monica Hatcher's name fraudulently. She 571 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,620 has no legal right to them. 572 00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:43,860 Mr. Kip is entitled to half of all the marital assets. 573 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,350 Seriously, Abby. 574 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,880 I can't even. 575 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,580 You're a courtroom queen. 576 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,730 I got you the baseline divorce settlement, Theo. That's it. 577 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,200 No. You validated my experience. 578 00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:02,349 I didn't know that's what I needed until I got it. 579 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,370 You think there's any hope for you and Oliver? 580 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,030 I think I have to accept the fact that he's damaged and I can't fix him. 581 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,980 I'm through with mama's boys. 582 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,080 Recovered mama's boys, though. 583 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,450 I'm glad I found you. 584 00:34:28,489 --> 00:34:31,550 I am not bunking down with a bunch of drooling cabbages. 585 00:34:32,889 --> 00:34:34,250 I want to file an appeal. 586 00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:37,800 I'm advising against it. We won't win, which you already know. 587 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:42,809 Do you remember how you used to keep a scoreboard of all the lawyers' wins in 588 00:34:42,810 --> 00:34:43,860 the staff lounge? 589 00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:48,130 I should thank you. Your workplace ethos served me well. 590 00:34:48,350 --> 00:34:50,810 So much of my ego was wrapped up in those wins. 591 00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,110 However, as I've grown older, I realize... 592 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,300 Not all wins belong on the scoreboard. 593 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:03,499 As much as I complain about Daniel, I've learned from watching him work that if 594 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,979 you are willing to relinquish some control, brave some vulnerability, and 595 00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:14,919 that both sides are working towards a common goal, sometimes you actually get 596 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,970 more of what you want. 597 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,560 I see what you're doing. 598 00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:22,459 I talked to Andrew. He says if you agree to downsize, accept all home care 599 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:23,510 visits. 600 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,300 Stop haranguing the poor Meals on Wheels volunteer. 601 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,440 You can continue to live an independent life. 602 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:37,300 Harry, I am sorry that I cannot stomach that Meals on Wheels woman. 603 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:45,600 I'm going to need you to teach me how this dime dispatch thing works. 604 00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:59,190 You'll never guess how I salvaged Kip versus... Why are you reading that? 605 00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,920 Shut the door. 606 00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,410 I'm expecting a child. 607 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:17,970 Congratulations? I didn't know you were seeing anyone. 608 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:20,590 Not, and yet, we're pregnant. 609 00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:22,230 Well, jeez. 610 00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:26,329 Pregnant. You are reading an 80s guide to mom -shaming while binge -eating 611 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:27,380 candy. 612 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,270 I would appreciate your discretion. 613 00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:32,790 I would like to share the news with Dad and myself. 614 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,330 Sure. If you stop micromanaging me. 615 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,980 Deal. And if you buy 40 boxes of chocolate -covered almonds. 616 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,370 30. 38. Fine. 617 00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:47,700 How you feeling? 618 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,060 I'm prepared. 619 00:36:50,061 --> 00:36:53,709 You've never been unprepared for anything in your life, Daniel. 620 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:59,410 In fact, all of your annoying qualities make you oddly suited for parenthood. 621 00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:02,320 I mean, you already carry Craig on your chest. 622 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,840 Right. 623 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,110 Having a baby is just like having a dog. 624 00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:11,310 You make it so hard to be on your side. 625 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:16,349 I just put the kettle on. Do you want some tea? 626 00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,400 Sure, thanks. 627 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:24,050 I felt so good to wake up all together the other day. 628 00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:25,940 It did. 629 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:33,670 But before you go any further, I have to tell you, I'm seeing someone. 630 00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:38,090 It's early days, but I'm excited to see where it goes. 631 00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,770 Okay. Well, thanks for letting me know. 632 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,410 I'm happy for you. 633 00:37:46,090 --> 00:37:47,140 Thanks. 634 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,620 How did the show go? 635 00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:50,880 It was good. 636 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,600 Yeah, of course it does. 637 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,960 I'm proud of you. 638 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,480 So, I'll pick the munchkin up in the morning around eight. 639 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,130 Perfect. 640 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,420 You know how much I hate losing. 641 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:23,080 Between you and me, Judge Gill's ruling was a blessing in disguise. 642 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,280 His ego was ruining his life. 643 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:34,139 One of the most important things I learned in sobriety was leaving my ego 644 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,190 at the door. 645 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,910 Eleanor would be the first to tell you I muck it up all the time. 646 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,220 I think you're doing all right. 647 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,420 The challenge is... 648 00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:49,490 Learn that life lesson before it's too late. 649 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,790 Want to watch the second Lord of the Rings tonight? 650 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,420 I think I'm too tired. 651 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,170 Oh no, are you not sleeping well in the foldout? 652 00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,860 No, no, the couch is super comfy. 653 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,400 So why are you so tired? 654 00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:41,160 Maybe just having to wake up early to abide by your morning rules. 655 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,530 What morning rules? 656 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,640 Just like how you want the fitted sheet folded. 657 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,630 Okay. 658 00:39:50,631 --> 00:39:54,069 It takes me half an hour to get the silk edges tucked into the little elastic 659 00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,120 pockets. 660 00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:59,769 Now you want me to towel dry the shower walls after every use, but by the time 661 00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:02,609 I'm done drying everything, I'm so sweaty I need another shower. And then 662 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,509 ask me to leave the apartment for 15 minutes every morning, and it's almost 663 00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:08,689 right after I pour myself a big bowl of Cheerios, and I get back, and the 664 00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:12,449 Cheerios are soggy, and I know it's not my apartment, but honestly, it is very 665 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:15,609 confusing to be told to walk around the block at random intervals. I have 666 00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:19,610 Parcopresid. Winston, are you dying? No. 667 00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:24,550 You should have just said that. 668 00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,270 You can stay in the apartment when I go to the washroom. 669 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:31,810 No. It's a good excuse to get my stuff done. Oh, thank God. 670 00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:38,029 Can I just roll up the fitted sheet, though? If you stuff it in the cupboard 671 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:41,370 where I can't see it, uneven edges make my eye twitch. 672 00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:42,680 Deal. 673 00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:45,670 Mr. Frodo, here we come. 674 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:50,470 I've sold 48 boxes of chocolate almonds. 675 00:40:50,471 --> 00:40:53,959 so other people's kids can stuff themselves full of croissants. 676 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,619 You're a real philanthropist now. Since I've already invested all this 677 00:40:56,620 --> 00:41:02,100 humanitarian age, I'm wondering if we should just send Nico on the trip. 678 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,570 Are you serious? 679 00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,730 I don't want to coddle him just because he's young for his age. 680 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:11,039 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I have to fly to Paris to 681 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,480 him in the middle of the trip? 682 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,890 Okay. 683 00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,880 Yeah, let's toss this kid out of the nest. 684 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:20,930 Nico takes Paris. 685 00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:22,560 Great, okay. 686 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,850 I'll tell Madame Gale. 687 00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,260 I'm so glad we've gotten to this place, Abby. 688 00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,830 We're killing it with the co -parenting. 689 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,120 We really are. 690 00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:36,280 Good thing, since it sounds like we might be working together soon, too. 691 00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:37,840 What do you mean? 692 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,710 Well, because of the merger. 693 00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,170 What merger? 694 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:46,770 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56768

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