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previously on family law what's going on
if you don't get out now i'll have the
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police charge you with assault and good
luck to the next sucker who has to
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defend himself against your imagination
i messed up you'll never get that time
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back but i promise i will do everything
i can to make it right i've been in
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discussions with marcus peterson about a
merger sorry what since you're my
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partner i wanted to bring you into the
loop i should have been in the loop
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before you two even had a discussion
what's wrong
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Do your neighbors keep their liquor
bottles in the toilet tank as well?
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My friend spent me 50 bucks. I couldn't
talk to the cutest guy in this place.
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I'm pregnant.
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But you're not actually gonna... Yes,
I'm keeping it. But don't worry. I don't
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expect anything from you. I just
thought, morally speaking, I should let
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know.
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Goodbye.
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Dude, ever heard of a condom? We used
one.
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At least, I think we did. I can't
believe you got your one -night stand
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pregnant. You are incapable of having a
sexual encounter without turning it into
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a long, drawn -out downer.
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It's not true.
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Oh, I'm having a no -strings -attached
affair with a chef till her boyfriend
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gets back to town. Cut to you, Chase,
moping for a year and Martyr MC -ing
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wedding.
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What's that got to do with it? Now?
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Oh, this is going to be my slut era. Cut
to I'm having a baby with a stranger.
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It's not my fault Jude wants to keep it.
Wait.
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The baby mama is that chick who mac
-daddied you at the bar?
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Yeah. Dude, you've got play.
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She's trying to lock you down. Tell me
you ordered a DNA test.
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Of course I did.
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There's no way this baby is yours.
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You're right.
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No way. Think about it.
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There's no one to date in this city.
Either my standards have gotten higher
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the men have gotten worse.
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I thought you were sleeping at Ben's.
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We, uh... We broke up.
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Abby, no.
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What did you do?
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What did I do?
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Well, you have a very aggressive
personality.
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Fuck. The women in our family are
stubborn, but trust me, you won't do
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than Ben.
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So... I say this with love.
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Fix it.
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Unfortunately, this can't be fixed.
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Good morning.
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Morning.
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So last night was... unexpected.
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But nice.
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Very.
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I'll get her.
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Don't forget to use the special diaper
cream. You're doing it again.
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Sorry. Working on it.
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This booth is bringing me right back,
brothers.
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How many all -nighters did we pull here?
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When you were a wee articling student at
my firm.
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Cramming for court.
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Blitzed on bottomless coffee.
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It's been way too long.
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How's retirement?
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I don't recommend it.
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I gave it a test drive myself a few
months ago. It didn't agree with me
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Are you still in your Point Grey house?
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I am.
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Although it's felt pretty cavernous
since Anna passed.
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She was an incredible woman. Yeah.
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Knew how to throw a party. Oh, I know.
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Now I hear you're back with Joanne.
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Her? I remember.
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Quite a looker.
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She's even more beautiful now. That's
possible.
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Other things didn't work out with us.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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How's the firm? Doing well.
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Lots of changes. Daniel's a partner now.
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Good for him.
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He's a decent lawyer, but he's silly and
lacks respect for the shoulders on
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which he stands.
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I can one -up you.
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My son has hired a lawyer to strong -arm
me into handing over power of attorney.
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That's terrible.
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Let me represent you.
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I don't need help. Of course not. But a
professional buffer could save your
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relationship with your son.
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Not sure there's anything to save.
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But, uh, yes.
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Okay.
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Stick your hands in the corners of the
fitted sheet, holding it lengthways.
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bring your hands together.
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The right corner goes over the left one.
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This is really hard to learn.
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Once you do, it's just like riding a
bicycle. But I don't know how to ride a
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bicycle.
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How's the trial roommate situation
going?
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Great.
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How's it really going?
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Honestly, surprisingly well.
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He's following all my rules.
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Your 9 a .m. is in the boardroom.
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Thanks.
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Hello, Theo.
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I'm Abigail Bianchi.
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How can I help you today?
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I'd like to get a divorce.
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You've come to the right place.
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You and your spouse are claiming
irreconcilable differences?
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My marriage was destroyed by a Jezebel.
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Oh, adultery.
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No, not a mistress.
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My mother -in -law.
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My husband always prioritized his
relationship with his mother.
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Monica's a monster, but he's too blinded
by Oedipal love to see it. Rex has
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certainly done well for himself.
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He created a video conferencing platform
that took off. Before or after you got
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married? Before.
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Do you have a list of assets acquired
during the marriage?
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Oliver took care of all the...
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business -y stuff.
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I took care of the home.
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Or request financial disclosure.
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And that won't be a problem.
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We never fought about money. Or sex.
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Or dishes. Or anything.
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But Monica... You must think it's crazy
to end a relationship over one
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thing.
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Not if it's a deal -breaker.
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Speak to you soon.
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Cecil, can you get Portia Aoife's office
to send over the financials for Kip V.
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Hatcher? Yeah, totally.
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Hey, do you have a minute?
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Yeah.
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I found Ben's secret vodka stash last
night.
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I ended it.
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I hate that I had to, but... I'm too
scared now.
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If you don't put on your own oxygen mask
first, you're not helping anyone.
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What's going on with you?
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Had my first radio segment at the
Phoenix tomorrow.
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You'll knock it out of the park.
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Also, Maggie and I had sex.
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Maggie who abducted your baby?
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I think we're getting back together.
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Cool origin story.
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What's a cool origin story?
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She's pregnant.
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Who? Exactly.
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She was a one -night stand.
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She has a pet rat.
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She said, it's mine.
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Not the rat, though.
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Wait, are you saying you got her
pregnant? I don't want to talk about it.
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brought it up. I have a partner's
meeting. I need to focus.
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Well, that's the last item on the
agenda.
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So, meeting adjourned.
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Is there something else?
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We still need to discuss the other
thing.
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Jerry, would you mind giving us a moment
to speak privately?
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Of course.
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Had time to think about the merger?
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These are my terms.
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Uh, no.
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No. No.
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Uh, we can discuss this in the future.
No.
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Okay.
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I'm ready to move forward with the
discussion.
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Daniel, you cannot tell anybody about
that.
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Not Abigail, not Jerry, not that pasty
lawyer you play with on the beach. We
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don't...
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My lips are sealed.
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I reviewed Mr. Hatcher's financials.
Somehow our client's tech tycoon husband
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cash poor with no assets.
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Smells fishy.
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So cash the fish?
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So you want me to... Track the money,
Cecil. Ah, got it.
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Put a big sign on my door that says,
gone fishing.
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Well, if I had a door, that is. I
would... Yeah.
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Your client's bid for POA is
preposterous.
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Robert has the sharpest mind of anyone I
know. No one is questioning Robert's
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mental competence.
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Obviously you are a legend.
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However, Mr. Jennings feels that his
father would do better in an assisted
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living facility.
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I bet he does. Dad, that old house would
be a lot for anyone to handle alone. I
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am capable of running my own household.
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The gutters are clogged. There's an inch
of dust on everything. The only thing
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in the fridge is a row of expired
condiments. The good news is these
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can be outsourced. I have a wonderful
housekeeper, and I recently learned
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a meal delivery service called Dine
Dispatch. I have tried all of that.
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My father turned the cleaner away and
told the Meals on Wheels woman she was
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trespassing. That's hospital food for
people that can't take care of
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Dad, I don't mean you any harm.
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Please, would you just trust that I'm
trying to help? No.
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I'm not leaving my house unless it's in
a coffin.
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So the trick is, you get right inside of
the sheet.
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Why are you all sitting around playing
charades like children in the middle of
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workday? It's called a lunch break.
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Well, I started out. People didn't take
breaks.
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Yes, before those pesky labor laws were
created.
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And the concept of work -life balance.
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When I was an articling student, Robert
Jennings.
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would call his office at 11 p .m. to see
who was still there.
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Better brew some more coffee. Gramps is
gearing up for a good old walk to school
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uphill both ways in the snow story.
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Enough with the old jokes.
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Did none of you learn to respect your
elders?
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I honestly don't know why I had
children. I've given you everything and
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nothing but insults in return.
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Kids earn investments on a payback plan,
Harry. Tell my family that.
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Literally, the only reason my
grandmother had children was so she had
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take care of her when she was older. My
parents changed my diapers, and I'll
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change theirs.
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I would change your diaper, Dad, if that
makes you feel any better. I'll wear a
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noose before I wear a diaper.
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Oh, can we get that in writing?
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For the record, this is right here.
That's why I won't commit to a
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date. I fear you would just sit around
all day making snotty jokes and eating
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fruity miniature yogurts.
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Miss Bianchi?
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I caught a big one.
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You know those missing assets?
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We found them.
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Monica.
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How is this for a radio sign -off?
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Feelings aren't facts.
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Four. The best way out is through. Like,
four.
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Seeing no results are in.
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Uh...
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The baby's mine.
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Oh, I feel dizzy.
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Hey, take some deep breaths. Come, sit
down.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to draft a contract giving
Jude Soul parenting and child
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support, obviously.
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It's exactly what I did, but when
Harmony was born, I changed my mind.
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different. You and Maggie were married
and actively planning a family.
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All I know about you is she eats
Cheezies in bed.
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So it's an accident.
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Maybe a happy accident.
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I'm not father material.
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How do you know?
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This might surprise you, but I can be a
little... individually focused.
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You mean selfish?
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I don't know if that's the word. Oh, it
is.
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But Daniel...
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When you see your child in front of you,
something just switches on.
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I don't want to mess this kid up like
Dad messed us up.
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I'm the only one Dad actively parents
it, and I'm the least messed up.
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Let's maybe put a pin in that.
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Just don't rush your decision.
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And above all, be kind to yourself.
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Did you just test drive a sign up on me?
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Oh.
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Be kind to yourself.
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Has Miko been hounding you about this
school trip to France?
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The kid who's never made it through a
sleepover without calling to be picked
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is adamant he's ready for a semester in
Europe.
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We have to entertain the idea, right?
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Well, we're not monsters. Of course
we'll humor him.
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The parent information session tonight
at six.
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Rock, paper, scissors?
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It's okay.
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I'll take one for the team and
represent. I got nothing else going on.
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Thank you.
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Incoming ex -father -in -law. I will
take that as my cue.
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I just ran into Ben. Apparently, you two
are no longer dating.
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What did you do?
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Why do both my parents assume the
breakup was my fault?
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I don't know what you were thinking. Ben
was a massive upgrade from that little
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firefighter, to be honest.
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A serious step up from Frank. Well,
Ben's single now, if you're interested.
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You
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ready?
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No.
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Come on.
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I took the competency test of my own
volition.
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Andrew is already in place for POA when
I'm ready.
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I was associate chief judge for Pete's
sake.
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It's absurd on many levels.
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A little trick my mentor taught me.
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Thank you.
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This historical accounting proves that
over the course of their marriage... Mr.
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Hatcher fraudulently diverted funds to
his mother.
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Luxury homes, cars, designer clothes.
This is money and property that
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would have remained in the conjugal
family.
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Mr. Hatcher has been hiding millions
from my client behind Mommy's skirt.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Ms. Aoife.
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I call Mr. Hatcher to the stand.
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I didn't tell Theo about the purchases
because my mom was such a point of
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contention in our marriage.
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I didn't want to rock the boat. Mr.
Hatcher, will you explain to the court
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you purchased your mother such
extravagant gifts?
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Because I owe her everything. Growing
up, it was just the two of us.
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My mother was my only friend when I was
a moody teenager.
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She gave me the startup money for my
company. She's been a shoulder to cry on
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during this entire painful separation.
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I literally owe my mother my life. Your
Honor.
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My client was never trying to hide his
assets from his husband. He was simply
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trying to show his appreciation to the
woman who sacrificed everything for him.
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I asked the court, is it a crime to love
your mother?
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Well, on that touching, if saccharine
note, we'll adjourn for the day.
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My father wears dirty clothes because
the washing machine is in the basement.
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With his declining mobility, the stairs
have become a serious hazard.
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He forgets to feed himself.
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Given the circumstances, we ask the
court to extend its exercise of parents'
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patriae jurisdiction to declare the
defendant as per the Appendix D menu.
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Counsel, kindly stop dropping glossary
terms like you're writing an in -class
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essay. Your Honor, the plaintiff's grab
for power of attorney is ageism at its
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worst. The documents submitted into
evidence overwhelmingly show my client
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compos mentis.
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Mr. Jennings is acting like an
overprotective helicopter parent who
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his child climb the monkey bars lest he
fall and get a scratch.
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Honorable Judge Jennings, despite being
bone -density challenged at 82, may
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climb his own stairs all day long if he
so chooses, because...
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If a freshman here wants to play the
glossary game, the Adult Guardianship
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states that adults are entitled to the
right to refuse all assistance as long
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one poses no risk to others.
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That was a masterclass, Mr. Svensson.
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Seriously chilled.
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But about the no risk to others part,
I'd
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actually like to call Donna Hayward to
the stand.
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Mrs. Hayward, did you converse with your
neighbor, Robert Jennings, on October
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the 11th?
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I did.
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Would you give the court context?
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Robert was backing up his car and drove
over the property line into our
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driveway. He ran over our daughter's
tricycle.
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She had been riding it moments earlier.
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That must have been terrifying.
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It was.
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Especially since he's not supposed to be
driving.
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Would you please clarify that last
statement for the court?
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Robert... told me six months ago that
his license had been revoked.
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Your Honor, may I request a short
recess?
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Granted. Thank you.
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Robert, are you okay? No.
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I... Robert.
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I can't believe that after 10 years of
setting my own dreams aside to be a
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supportive house husband, I might get
next to nothing.
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The fight isn't over, Theo.
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Get a room.
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Instructions are to double the dose for
the first three days.
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I heard, I heard.
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00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:04,469
The ER doctor told me this was one of
the worst bladder infections he'd ever
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seen. No wonder you blacked out.
345
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:09,000
Why didn't you seek medical attention?
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I knew he'd hold it against me.
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Andrew is really worried about you.
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I don't want him anywhere near me.
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You're lucky he didn't migrate to your
kidneys.
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His last few years have been a rude
awakening.
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Don't take your youth for granted,
Harry.
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I'm nearly 70.
353
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:35,760
Well, nothing will make your 70s seem
more appealing.
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In your 80s.
355
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Don't waste a moment.
356
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,810
Why did you take your car out without a
lighter? I needed milk.
357
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I'm not depending on other people for
every little thing.
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00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:55,849
And I was doing okay until... That
showed up in my mailbox, robbing me of
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freedom. Wait.
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00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:58,890
That letter arrived in the mail?
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00:20:59,990 --> 00:21:01,040
May I?
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Be my guest.
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00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:08,060
Robert. This letter is a fake.
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Hi. Sorry, I just finished cleaning the
rat cage.
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00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:30,859
Exposure to animal feces can be toxic to
fetuses. That's cat poo. Rat poo is
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totally fine.
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00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:34,880
Do you mind if I eat while we talk?
368
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Is she going to wash your hands?
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00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,180
I haven't eaten all day.
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00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,530
It's almost seven.
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I know, but I had to pull an all
-nighter to hit a deadline.
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How long has it been since you last
left?
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A few days.
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Do you know how much sugar is in a
single can of soda?
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Sugar is natural.
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00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,430
So is cocaine.
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00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,180
Okay. Let's do this paperwork.
378
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:03,480
Um... I think my assistant printed off
the wrong document.
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Students will visit Versailles, explore
the home of Hugo's hunchback, and roam
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the beaches of Normandy to see where
Allied soldiers fought for our freedom.
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00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:24,380
The trip last year to Barcelona was a
huge success.
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The kids came home from Barcelona with a
newfound confidence and global mindset.
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Most of the students have even kept in
touch with their Barcelona host
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Do the parents at the back have anything
they'd like to share?
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00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:55,359
I can't believe I have to shill
chocolate -covered almonds, even though
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00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,530
is almost certainly not going on this
trip.
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00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,850
How can you rob your son of this
experience after hearing about
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Well, obviously, Barcelona was a trip
for the ages.
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00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:11,049
But my kid can't remember to bring his
agenda home from his dad. It's hard to
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imagine entrusting him with a passport.
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00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:16,000
My daughter also suffers from binder
amnesia on switch days.
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I'm Abby, by the way. Kieran.
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00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:19,690
Sorry, I'm ravenous.
394
00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:23,290
No, that was very long and tedious.
395
00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:27,909
I can tell. These are going to be
addictive.
396
00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:31,040
Yeah, they are. And at 15 bucks a pop,
that's an expensive habit.
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00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:32,910
But it's for a good cause.
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00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:43,529
As a person who prefers cinema rooted in
realism, I have to say I appreciated
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00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:45,549
the world -building of Lord of the Rings
last night.
400
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,050
See? Told you he didn't like it.
401
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:51,180
Step right up and get your chocolate
-covered almonds.
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00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,340
Chocolatey, almondy, and overpriced
today only.
403
00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:55,710
Uh, no thank you.
404
00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:00,070
I'm surprised you're not tempted.
405
00:24:00,110 --> 00:24:01,160
Well, you know.
406
00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:03,660
Winston doesn't like sweets in the
house.
407
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,270
Or coats on the back of chairs.
408
00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,240
Sounds intense.
409
00:24:09,670 --> 00:24:10,720
No, no.
410
00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:14,770
Winston's just a real rule lover.
411
00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:16,980
Yeah.
412
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,610
Your Honor, Mr. Jennings Jr.
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00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:25,329
admits he forged this letter,
fraudulently revoking his father's
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00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,790
license. Objection.
415
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:30,080
Irrelevant to this power of attorney
case?
416
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:35,509
Sustained. Okay. With all due respect,
the plaintiff's actions speak to his
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00:24:35,510 --> 00:24:37,130
character, which is relevant.
418
00:24:37,131 --> 00:24:38,749
Go on.
419
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:43,449
Mr. Jennings is asking the courts to
grant him decision -making power, but
420
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:46,550
clearly this proves he has poor decision
-making skills.
421
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:51,109
He illegally took away his father's
right to drive. What other right might
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00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,970
take away if given power of attorney?
423
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:54,850
Your Honor, I...
424
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,859
I did that for the safety of everyone on
the road. My father almost ran over a
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child.
426
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,570
Sorry, Dad.
427
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,120
Sit down, Mr. Jennings.
428
00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:08,299
There's a process on how to handle these
things, and this isn't it. Shame on you
429
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,550
for undermining your father with this
devious little maneuver.
430
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,940
But all I can rule on is the matter of
power of attorney.
431
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,760
Robert, you know I hold you in the
highest esteem.
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00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:24,519
And with all the respect and admiration
in the world, I believe that despite his
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00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,120
foolish misstep, your son has your best
interests at heart.
434
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,760
I hereby grant his order for power of
attorney.
435
00:25:44,220 --> 00:25:48,800
You sleep deprived, stuffing your face
with chips, elbow deep in rodent dung.
436
00:25:48,801 --> 00:25:50,469
So you didn't give her the paperwork?
437
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:54,029
No. Because you want to be a part of the
baby's life now? If I'm not, she might
438
00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,080
kill it.
439
00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:59,009
Either of you like to purchase some
ethically sourced, lightly roasted
440
00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,530
covered in a thick layer of organic milk
cacao?
441
00:26:01,531 --> 00:26:04,849
You're lawyering wrong if you need a
candy sign, Uncle.
442
00:26:04,850 --> 00:26:06,529
I'm fundraising for Nico's school.
443
00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:07,329
How much is that?
444
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,130
Fifteen bucks a box. Oh, that's steep.
445
00:26:09,131 --> 00:26:12,289
You're lawyering wrong if you can't
afford fifteen dollars for your nephew's
446
00:26:12,290 --> 00:26:15,600
education. Unless you don't care about
the future of the children.
447
00:26:15,601 --> 00:26:18,279
Of course I care about the future of the
children. Fine.
448
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,540
Why box your whack candy?
449
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:22,659
I'm in for three, but I'll have to
settle up later.
450
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:25,060
I'm off to do my first call -in show.
Wish me luck.
451
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,059
Good luck, Luce.
452
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,110
Break a leg.
453
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,790
I don't carry cash.
454
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,180
Good luck talking to your mom, Alex.
455
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,700
You've got Kelly on line, too. Hi,
Kelly.
456
00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,410
Congratulations on your new gig.
457
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:52,860
Thank you.
458
00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:55,170
How can I help you today, Kelly?
459
00:26:55,650 --> 00:27:00,190
I was in a relationship with a woman who
claimed she wanted something serious.
460
00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:05,589
I made our house a home, protected her
from the toxic people in her life,
461
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,570
at the vacation when she was overworked.
462
00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:12,329
But at the first hiccup in the
relationship, she abruptly broke up with
463
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,710
illegally tried to evict me.
464
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,399
When I refused to leave, she ambushed me
with her attorney father who threatened
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00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,050
to sabotage my career if I didn't leave
immediately.
466
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,880
That's a lot to unpack here.
467
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:26,680
Do you have a question?
468
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,820
I'm just trying to make sense of it all,
Lucy.
469
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:38,439
Well, the first thing I'd say is it's
important to remember that there are two
470
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,660
sides to every story.
471
00:27:39,661 --> 00:27:43,319
Are you saying you don't believe me? No,
that's not. Because that sounds a lot
472
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,490
like victim blaming. Should I put the
plug?
473
00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:49,080
First of all, I would never blame a
victim.
474
00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:54,839
However, a relationship involves two
people, so it's difficult to dissect
475
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,890
only one of you here.
476
00:27:56,140 --> 00:28:01,320
As an exercise, I invite you to adopt
your ex -girlfriend's point of view.
477
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,890
Sound good, Kelly?
478
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:09,360
Sure. If she were here, would she say
that she felt protected by you?
479
00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:14,909
As an example, would she say that there
was a betrayal of trust that came to
480
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:17,320
light that precipitated that abrupt
breakup?
481
00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,690
It appears we've lost Kelly.
482
00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:30,290
Kelly, if you can hear me, be kind to
yourself.
483
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,390
We have Corey on the line.
484
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:37,820
Hi, Corey.
485
00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:43,889
Bravo, Lucy.
486
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,890
Well done. You were brilliant.
487
00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,310
But also, oh my God, that was insane.
488
00:28:48,990 --> 00:28:50,040
Are you okay?
489
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:51,890
Honestly, I'm great.
490
00:28:58,021 --> 00:29:00,009
How'd it go?
491
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,810
There were some big surprises.
492
00:29:01,811 --> 00:29:05,649
Nice of you to tune in. I'm going to
listen online later, I promise. I'm just
493
00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:08,889
trying to figure out how to save my
client from a doomed day in divorce
494
00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:10,210
first. Why is it doomed?
495
00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:11,660
It's sad.
496
00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:17,389
Actually, it seems like a solid
relationship, except my client's husband
497
00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:21,190
under his mother's thumb, like serious
Norman Bates vibes.
498
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,130
Enmeshment is almost always a marriage
killer.
499
00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:29,409
Why? Mom and son were probably always
codependent. Son gets married. Mom's
500
00:29:29,410 --> 00:29:33,989
of losing her surrogate spouse, like,
tightens her grip, interferes to the
501
00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:38,549
where son has no autonomy, then uses her
influence to alienate the affection
502
00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:40,780
from her son to her spouse so she can
have fun.
503
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,000
Alter yourself again.
504
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,000
And this is why you've got a radio show.
505
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:55,240
Alienation of affection.
506
00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,720
Are you seriously running with this?
1965 called. They want their tort back.
507
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:03,100
It's an oldie but a goodie. It's an
abolished legal argument.
508
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,919
May I beg the court's indulgence?
509
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,520
You already set up the monitor.
510
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,370
Mr. Hatcher.
511
00:30:09,610 --> 00:30:12,570
Could you give the court context for
this photo?
512
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:17,150
That's Theo and me on our honeymoon in
Sayulita.
513
00:30:17,910 --> 00:30:19,530
And this photo?
514
00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:23,250
A Valentine's dinner at Coquette.
515
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,190
And this one?
516
00:30:25,630 --> 00:30:30,409
Theo receiving his Ph .D. After four
long years and a grueling dissertation
517
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:35,149
process, it was a big deal. There is
nothing more torturous than sitting
518
00:30:35,150 --> 00:30:38,330
somebody else's family slideshow, Miss
Bianchi.
519
00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:43,569
What's your point? My point is there's a
bigger picture in the dissolution of
520
00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:44,620
this marriage.
521
00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:51,149
May I draw the court's attention to Mrs.
Hatcher crashing her son and son -in
522
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:56,189
-law's honeymoon. Mrs. Hatcher inviting
herself to their romantic Valentine's
523
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:58,410
dinner. Mr. Kipp's commencement
ceremony.
524
00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:01,870
In Mr. Hatcher's own words, a big deal.
525
00:31:02,230 --> 00:31:06,249
Yet he didn't take this photo. In fact,
he missed his husband's commencement
526
00:31:06,250 --> 00:31:07,300
ceremony entirely.
527
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,970
Why?
528
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:15,220
Because Mrs. Hatcher called with a
conveniently timed and imaginary crisis.
529
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,820
My vertigo came back. That is a crisis.
530
00:31:17,821 --> 00:31:19,399
I'll have order in my court.
531
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,179
With a little more context, these photos
tell the story of a mother who was so
532
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:29,860
threatened by her son's marriage, she
intentionally alienated his affection,
533
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,760
directly causing my client pain and
suffering.
534
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,180
So now I'm on trial.
535
00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:39,430
You might be if you keep this up.
536
00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:45,430
Andrew, I'm here to see how your
father's holding up.
537
00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:49,450
Well, I appreciate that, but Dad's gone
AWOL.
538
00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:57,710
What do you mean he's AWOL? I came to
pick him up to tour some retirement
539
00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:58,860
and he's gone.
540
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:03,790
I will never forgive myself if something
happens to him. Robert will be fine.
541
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,690
Will he? He's 82 years old.
542
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,330
He's fragile.
543
00:32:07,420 --> 00:32:09,620
Why is he fighting this so hard?
544
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,060
Assisted living is a tough pill to
swallow.
545
00:32:12,061 --> 00:32:15,859
Well, we wouldn't have to go this route
if he would just accept some help.
546
00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:20,300
I have no idea where he is. I need to
call the police. Hold off for a bit.
547
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,820
Please. I am so sorry again about
yesterday.
548
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,980
What are you apologizing for?
549
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,100
I was unprofessional.
550
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:30,720
On the contrary, you were a total pro.
551
00:32:31,860 --> 00:32:35,240
Seriously, watching you navigate your
abusive ex while she...
552
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:38,460
stalked you on air, solidified your
badassery.
553
00:32:38,461 --> 00:32:40,659
She definitely created a false
narrative.
554
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:41,740
Dude, she's unhinged.
555
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,560
If anyone needs to apologize, it's me.
556
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,760
She never should have made it through.
557
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,740
On the bright side, the data came back,
and the numbers were awesome.
558
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:59,099
First of all, I'd like to thank Miss
Bianchi for her entertaining argument
559
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,520
pulled from the scrolls.
560
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,180
Kudos on the big swing.
561
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,700
Court favors the brave.
562
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,600
And it's not the quote.
563
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,499
Glad you got to stretch your personal
injury legs, but third -party emotional
564
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,540
damages won't fly in family court.
565
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,960
I see no evidence that contradicts Mr.
566
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,910
Hatcher's statement that his gifts to
his mother were given in good faith.
567
00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:24,080
All right, hang on with all the looks at
each other. I'm not done.
568
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:31,019
This Bianchi slideshow did convince me
that Mrs. Hatcher is exercising undue
569
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,070
influence.
570
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:37,179
I find that the properties were put into
Monica Hatcher's name fraudulently. She
571
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,620
has no legal right to them.
572
00:33:38,820 --> 00:33:43,860
Mr. Kip is entitled to half of all the
marital assets.
573
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,350
Seriously, Abby.
574
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,880
I can't even.
575
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,580
You're a courtroom queen.
576
00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,730
I got you the baseline divorce
settlement, Theo. That's it.
577
00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:59,200
No. You validated my experience.
578
00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:02,349
I didn't know that's what I needed until
I got it.
579
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,370
You think there's any hope for you and
Oliver?
580
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,030
I think I have to accept the fact that
he's damaged and I can't fix him.
581
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,980
I'm through with mama's boys.
582
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,080
Recovered mama's boys, though.
583
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,450
I'm glad I found you.
584
00:34:28,489 --> 00:34:31,550
I am not bunking down with a bunch of
drooling cabbages.
585
00:34:32,889 --> 00:34:34,250
I want to file an appeal.
586
00:34:34,730 --> 00:34:37,800
I'm advising against it. We won't win,
which you already know.
587
00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:42,809
Do you remember how you used to keep a
scoreboard of all the lawyers' wins in
588
00:34:42,810 --> 00:34:43,860
the staff lounge?
589
00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:48,130
I should thank you. Your workplace ethos
served me well.
590
00:34:48,350 --> 00:34:50,810
So much of my ego was wrapped up in
those wins.
591
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:55,110
However, as I've grown older, I
realize...
592
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,300
Not all wins belong on the scoreboard.
593
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:03,499
As much as I complain about Daniel, I've
learned from watching him work that if
594
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:08,979
you are willing to relinquish some
control, brave some vulnerability, and
595
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:14,919
that both sides are working towards a
common goal, sometimes you actually get
596
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,970
more of what you want.
597
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,560
I see what you're doing.
598
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:22,459
I talked to Andrew. He says if you agree
to downsize, accept all home care
599
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:23,510
visits.
600
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,300
Stop haranguing the poor Meals on Wheels
volunteer.
601
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,440
You can continue to live an independent
life.
602
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:37,300
Harry, I am sorry that I cannot stomach
that Meals on Wheels woman.
603
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:45,600
I'm going to need you to teach me how
this dime dispatch thing works.
604
00:35:53,930 --> 00:35:59,190
You'll never guess how I salvaged Kip
versus... Why are you reading that?
605
00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:01,920
Shut the door.
606
00:36:09,110 --> 00:36:10,410
I'm expecting a child.
607
00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:17,970
Congratulations? I didn't know you were
seeing anyone.
608
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:20,590
Not, and yet, we're pregnant.
609
00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:22,230
Well, jeez.
610
00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:26,329
Pregnant. You are reading an 80s guide
to mom -shaming while binge -eating
611
00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:27,380
candy.
612
00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,270
I would appreciate your discretion.
613
00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:32,790
I would like to share the news with Dad
and myself.
614
00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:35,330
Sure. If you stop micromanaging me.
615
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,980
Deal. And if you buy 40 boxes of
chocolate -covered almonds.
616
00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,370
30. 38. Fine.
617
00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:47,700
How you feeling?
618
00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,060
I'm prepared.
619
00:36:50,061 --> 00:36:53,709
You've never been unprepared for
anything in your life, Daniel.
620
00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:59,410
In fact, all of your annoying qualities
make you oddly suited for parenthood.
621
00:37:00,030 --> 00:37:02,320
I mean, you already carry Craig on your
chest.
622
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,840
Right.
623
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,110
Having a baby is just like having a dog.
624
00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:11,310
You make it so hard to be on your side.
625
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:16,349
I just put the kettle on. Do you want
some tea?
626
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:17,400
Sure, thanks.
627
00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:24,050
I felt so good to wake up all together
the other day.
628
00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:25,940
It did.
629
00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:33,670
But before you go any further, I have to
tell you, I'm seeing someone.
630
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:38,090
It's early days, but I'm excited to see
where it goes.
631
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,770
Okay. Well, thanks for letting me know.
632
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,410
I'm happy for you.
633
00:37:46,090 --> 00:37:47,140
Thanks.
634
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,620
How did the show go?
635
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:50,880
It was good.
636
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,600
Yeah, of course it does.
637
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,960
I'm proud of you.
638
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,480
So, I'll pick the munchkin up in the
morning around eight.
639
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,130
Perfect.
640
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,420
You know how much I hate losing.
641
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:23,080
Between you and me, Judge Gill's ruling
was a blessing in disguise.
642
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,280
His ego was ruining his life.
643
00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:34,139
One of the most important things I
learned in sobriety was leaving my ego
644
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,190
at the door.
645
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,910
Eleanor would be the first to tell you I
muck it up all the time.
646
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,220
I think you're doing all right.
647
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,420
The challenge is...
648
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:49,490
Learn that life lesson before it's too
late.
649
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,790
Want to watch the second Lord of the
Rings tonight?
650
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,420
I think I'm too tired.
651
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,170
Oh no, are you not sleeping well in the
foldout?
652
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,860
No, no, the couch is super comfy.
653
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,400
So why are you so tired?
654
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:41,160
Maybe just having to wake up early to
abide by your morning rules.
655
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,530
What morning rules?
656
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:48,640
Just like how you want the fitted sheet
folded.
657
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,630
Okay.
658
00:39:50,631 --> 00:39:54,069
It takes me half an hour to get the silk
edges tucked into the little elastic
659
00:39:54,070 --> 00:39:55,120
pockets.
660
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:59,769
Now you want me to towel dry the shower
walls after every use, but by the time
661
00:39:59,770 --> 00:40:02,609
I'm done drying everything, I'm so
sweaty I need another shower. And then
662
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:05,509
ask me to leave the apartment for 15
minutes every morning, and it's almost
663
00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:08,689
right after I pour myself a big bowl of
Cheerios, and I get back, and the
664
00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:12,449
Cheerios are soggy, and I know it's not
my apartment, but honestly, it is very
665
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:15,609
confusing to be told to walk around the
block at random intervals. I have
666
00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:19,610
Parcopresid. Winston, are you dying? No.
667
00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:24,550
You should have just said that.
668
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,270
You can stay in the apartment when I go
to the washroom.
669
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:31,810
No. It's a good excuse to get my stuff
done. Oh, thank God.
670
00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:38,029
Can I just roll up the fitted sheet,
though? If you stuff it in the cupboard
671
00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:41,370
where I can't see it, uneven edges make
my eye twitch.
672
00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:42,680
Deal.
673
00:40:43,930 --> 00:40:45,670
Mr. Frodo, here we come.
674
00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:50,470
I've sold 48 boxes of chocolate almonds.
675
00:40:50,471 --> 00:40:53,959
so other people's kids can stuff
themselves full of croissants.
676
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,619
You're a real philanthropist now. Since
I've already invested all this
677
00:40:56,620 --> 00:41:02,100
humanitarian age, I'm wondering if we
should just send Nico on the trip.
678
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,570
Are you serious?
679
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,730
I don't want to coddle him just because
he's young for his age.
680
00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:11,039
I mean, what's the worst that could
happen? I have to fly to Paris to
681
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,480
him in the middle of the trip?
682
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,890
Okay.
683
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:18,880
Yeah, let's toss this kid out of the
nest.
684
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:20,930
Nico takes Paris.
685
00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:22,560
Great, okay.
686
00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:23,850
I'll tell Madame Gale.
687
00:41:26,030 --> 00:41:28,260
I'm so glad we've gotten to this place,
Abby.
688
00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:30,830
We're killing it with the co -parenting.
689
00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,120
We really are.
690
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:36,280
Good thing, since it sounds like we
might be working together soon, too.
691
00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:37,840
What do you mean?
692
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:39,710
Well, because of the merger.
693
00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,170
What merger?
694
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:46,770
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