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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:14,720 Hi. Yes, hi. My name is Carmela. I'm actually just calling to make sure that 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:18,160 reservation for our timeshare is set up. 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,520 Yeah? 4 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,160 Oh, yeah. Go ahead and take a minute to look it up. 5 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,180 Yes, hi. 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,880 Oh, yes. So our reservation is for three weeks from today, and there's going to 7 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,880 be four of us. 8 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:41,150 One second, sir. Just one second. 9 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:42,430 Hey, 10 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:44,609 what the? 11 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:47,250 Go get the vacuum and clean up. You're going to break my new headphones. 12 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:50,850 They're coming, and we need to talk about the time change. We need to talk 13 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,150 vacation. Wait, what? 14 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,410 He's coming? 15 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:56,450 Now? Hold on. One second. Just one second. 16 00:00:57,070 --> 00:01:01,290 Yes. Okay? They're coming right now. Mom, I'm not doing this. I'm not doing 17 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:02,290 right now. 18 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:04,650 There's no way. Just one second, sir. 19 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:07,270 You know what? Let me give you a call back. All right? 20 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:08,770 Okay, thank you. Bye. 21 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,729 Mom, what? 22 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:12,950 What's the problem? I'm not going on vacation with him. 23 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:14,410 Hell no, not me. 24 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:18,050 Yes, you are. You guys have never gotten along, and I don't know why, but either 25 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:20,370 way, they're coming right now. We're going to discuss it, and I need you to 26 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:22,690 clean this up right now. Go get them. Now? Now. 27 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:23,970 Mom, what the fuck? 28 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:25,590 Let's go. 29 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,650 Let's go. Chopped up. 30 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:31,550 These kids are driving me insane. 31 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,420 Why do we have to go there? I mean, Johnny's so freaking annoying. 32 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:41,740 Well, she's my best friend, and we're going to go and spend some time. Why 33 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:42,740 you guys ever get along? 34 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:46,180 She's your best friend, not mine. Like, why do I have to get along with them? 35 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,800 Well, you have to learn how to get along with people later in life anyways. You 36 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:53,000 can't just act like a kid for the rest of your life because you've always been 37 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:53,919 an only child. 38 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,920 Oh, my God. 39 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,060 Johnny is an obnoxious brat. 40 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,740 He is not that obnoxious. 41 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,380 Have you seen his face? 42 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:05,470 What does it have to do with anything? 43 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:06,990 It's just annoying. 44 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,350 It's just annoying as fuck. 45 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:12,610 I can't. Look, you can deal with this for just a little bit of time while I 46 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:13,710 spend time with my friend. 47 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:16,110 Whatever, man. 48 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:17,450 Oh, my God. 49 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:19,790 You'll get over it. 50 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:24,450 You'll be able to... Can't you guys play, like, some games or something? 51 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:29,270 Don't you guys... You have some stuff in common, right? Like, video games. Can't 52 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:30,270 you play one of those? 53 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:32,610 I mean, like... 54 00:02:34,019 --> 00:02:37,420 He cheats at everything. Even when we try to play something, when I try to get 55 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:41,520 along with him, he's always cheating or making the rules or just trying to do it 56 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,160 his way. I just, I can't. I can't deal with that kid. 57 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,720 What about talking about girls? 58 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:46,940 What about that? 59 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,940 Can't you guys do some kind of guy stuff if you don't like playing games with 60 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,620 him? Johnny doesn't know anything about girls. 61 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,580 Johnny doesn't know anything about girls. 62 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,900 Well, you know what? You're going to learn how to deal with it today. Just 63 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:00,900 few hours, okay? 64 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:01,980 Like, stop. 65 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:05,240 I don't want to hear anything else from you, and stop throwing a little temper 66 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,860 tantrum. Look, just deal with it, and I'll take you for ice cream or something 67 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:10,860 afterwards, okay? 68 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Thank you. 69 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:13,940 Yes, you can have chocolate. 70 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,220 I said I need maid. 71 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:22,540 That's what I thought. Well, you need to squash that now, because we're going on 72 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:24,320 vacation, and I don't want to deal with the drama. 73 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,520 I really don't. 74 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,420 Okay? I need a break. I need a vacation. 75 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,760 So you two need to be friends. You need to get along. 76 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:36,320 clean this up, and start acting like adults. Okay, but mom, you seem to 77 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:41,140 that he sold my baseball cards and stuff, and he always took my video games 78 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,900 never returned them. Listen, you're not a saint either. If I remember correctly, 79 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,100 you broke his phone, okay? So listen, squash it. Day one of friendship begins 80 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,060 today. Clean this up for him and vote him out again as soon as you can. 81 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:59,090 Mom, but I don't think they... Kid's good news, like, he literally, like, 82 00:03:59,090 --> 00:04:03,230 cigarettes, and, like, he stinks, and reeks, and all that stuff, like... 83 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:06,550 Carmen's my best friend, okay? I need... Are you serious? 84 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,890 Johnny! Johnny! 85 00:04:11,330 --> 00:04:12,830 Turn the vacuum off, let me hear it. 86 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:16,690 Whose side are you on, Mom? 87 00:04:17,610 --> 00:04:20,149 I don't want to go to this timeshare thing with Navy. 88 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:25,170 He's gonna bug me, and bully me, and stuff. He always... And you bug me, so 89 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:28,660 listen. I need you guys to pick this mess up and get along, okay? 90 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,380 You always act like I'm the younger sibling and stuff. 91 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,980 And, like, he's not even older than me and stuff. It's just because I'm short. 92 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,420 Oh, God. 93 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,440 Hey, 94 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,300 hey. Hey. 95 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:43,820 What? 96 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,480 You want me to clean up? 97 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:50,580 Pick it up. All of it. I want the lighter. I want everything picked up. 98 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,740 Everything. Okay? 99 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,800 God. We're going to be here in five minutes. 100 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:58,470 God, look at him pulling up with all his tattoos and stuff. He's such a thug, 101 00:04:58,470 --> 00:05:01,690 Mom. Like, he has that stupid grin on his face. 102 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:05,170 Just wave and be nice, okay? Just behave on your best behavior. 103 00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:06,530 There you go. 104 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:09,130 Hey! 105 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,150 Hi, 106 00:05:11,530 --> 00:05:14,390 baby girl! How are you? Oh, you look beautiful! 107 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:16,250 Did you get the reservation? Yes, I did. 108 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:18,290 Everything's all set. We're ready to go. 109 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,670 Oh, you guys say hi to each other? Yeah. 110 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:32,850 I see you're still ugly and you can't get any pussy. 111 00:05:33,730 --> 00:05:34,830 Excuse my language. 112 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,870 You guys got that out of your system? Good. 113 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:39,690 Let's go inside. 114 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:46,930 What did I tell you about that? 115 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,930 Listen, today you guys are friends. 116 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,210 Stop. I don't want to hear friends. 117 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,010 Go play video games or something. 118 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:56,650 Lord knows you don't do homework. Gosh, but he's such a cheater. 119 00:05:57,310 --> 00:06:01,810 You know what? I couldn't have said it better myself. 120 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,850 Go. Make friends. 121 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:08,550 It tastes good. 122 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:11,370 I'm glad you like it. I got the one that you had recommended. 123 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:12,810 Yeah. 124 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:14,030 It's so good. 125 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:17,130 It's amazing. It's changed my life. But let me tell you these details. 126 00:06:17,470 --> 00:06:20,390 So we're going to be, we're booked for three days, four nights. Okay. 127 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:21,830 There's four rooms. 128 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,049 Oh, perfect. 129 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:27,500 But. I was thinking if the guys are getting along, they can do the bump -in? 130 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:31,220 Yes. That would be great. And that would give us more room to kind of spread out 131 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,760 and do our own thing. And we have our me time, just in case. 132 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:34,999 Yeah, exactly. 133 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,740 We all have our own bathrooms, right? Yes. Okay. Except they have to share a 134 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,480 bathroom. They would have to share. Oh, that's okay. 135 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:42,660 They're boys. Still good. Still good. Yeah. 136 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,280 Boys will be boys. 137 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,200 It's about to happen. It's a matter of time, you know? 138 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,680 Eventually, 139 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,380 they'll realize that they're more like them. 140 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,640 Yeah. Yeah. 141 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 They will, right? 142 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:59,960 Yeah. Last time we went on a trip, I mean, I kind of enjoyed it. You know, I 143 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,920 kind of enjoyed looking at your mom all day. 144 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,160 Bro. Fuck you, bro. 145 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:09,300 When we go on this trip, I guarantee your mom's going to be staring at my 146 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,320 the whole time like she always does. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, right. 147 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:19,880 You remember when we went on that cruise trip and your mom was wearing that two 148 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,240 -piece and she was all up on my junk? 149 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,080 By the jacuzzi? Nah, bro. 150 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,440 Yeah. What? 151 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,600 That's funny because your mom sucked my dick last night. 152 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:31,680 What? Shut the fuck up, dude. 153 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,860 If my dad fucking hears that, he'll beat your ass. My dad would fuck up your 154 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:37,980 dad. Your dad's like this short, just like you. 155 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,260 You know what? I have to. 156 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:40,700 Let's go. This is ridiculous. 157 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:42,700 Yeah, 158 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,880 well, your dad's not even present in your life anymore. 159 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,860 Asshole. Fucking kill you, bro. What? 160 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:53,700 I'm fucking killing you, dude. Stop talking shit about my dad and my mom, 161 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,740 Oh, my God. I could just grab you by the neck right now and fucking... I'm not 162 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,020 taking any more of this. 163 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:05,000 What? What is wrong with you? Who's talking? Who's this? What the fuck do 164 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 think is going on? 165 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,220 No, nothing. No. 166 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,760 What, you guys are speaking to each other and you can never get along? 167 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,340 You can't even manage to be friends. What's wrong with you guys? We're trying 168 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:16,160 go on vacation and you can't manage to get along for three fucking... 169 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:39,900 I'm sorry. You're not fine. 170 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:41,780 What the fuck? 171 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,340 Enough. 172 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,700 Here, listen. What am I going to do with you? Hey, what's enough? Who is 173 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,900 talking? Who's dick, huh? 174 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:56,600 I'm sick of this. I'm tired of this. You guys are going to get along. 175 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,500 How dare you speak to me like that? Whether you like it or not. Why would 176 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,100 talk like that about his mom? 177 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:06,880 No, she's like that. I had enough of this. What are we going to do with them? 178 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,140 I'm not canceling the trip. We're not canceling this job. You guys are going 179 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:10,579 get along. 180 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:11,700 You like it or not, you're going to get along. 181 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:16,180 They're so used to being just an only child. They're not used to sharing. 182 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,940 spoiled. That's what it is. You're spoiled. What about you, huh? 183 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:20,220 What about you, huh? 184 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,580 You just give everything your way. You don't know how to handle other people. 185 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,340 You can't share. You don't have friends. 186 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:26,620 You don't have other people's personalities, huh? 187 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:28,820 How are you going to function in life if you can't do those things? You're so 188 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:29,639 lame, though. 189 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,640 You know what? 190 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,080 We've got to think about this. We've got to figure out a punishment. 191 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,560 We've got to figure out a punishment. 192 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:37,290 Whether you like it or not, you're going to go through with this punishment. 193 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:41,170 So you stay here. Don't do anything. Just don't take away my video games or 194 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,170 anything. Oh, my God. 195 00:09:42,550 --> 00:09:43,249 Let's go. 196 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,830 Yeah. I can't even deal with my dad. 197 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,150 I'm so sorry. The way he's acting. 198 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:49,209 It's okay. 199 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,890 I totally get it. My son's a little ridiculous, Johnny. He's crazy. 200 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:55,010 He's just so used to being a mom. He's great. He has no brother. 201 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,810 I see where my son is. He used to be an only child. 202 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,400 It's like they get everything they always want, and they don't know how to, 203 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,900 like, share it or get along with others. Same thing with Johnny. I've been 204 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:08,360 trying to get him to share since he was a child. I don't know what to do. 205 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,580 What are we going to do? 206 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:11,720 Well, I'm not kissing the shrimp, because that's just not a thing. 207 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:15,440 No, I'm not kissing it either. They're going to have to live with it. Yeah, but 208 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,440 we need a push. 209 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:19,180 What if they were talking all that shit? 210 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:23,620 What if we make them do that shit? Call them out on it. Yeah, put their money 211 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,620 where their mouth is. 212 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,040 And they'll have to learn to show off. 213 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:31,400 And then the playing field is even. Everything, everyone's... So, if... I 214 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,300 you permission if you want to do my stuff. Yeah. And then I'll go for yours. 215 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,200 yeah. That's okay. Yeah. Deal? 216 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,640 Deal. Hmm. 217 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 Boys! 218 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:42,540 We finally came up with your punishment. 219 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,540 Yeah, and I think you're going to like it this time. 220 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,060 What? What is it? 221 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,500 It's a lesson in sharing. 222 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,540 Yeah. Mm -hmm. 223 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,010 We work that up punishment. 224 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,150 Here, make some room. 225 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,710 Or rather, say, solution. 226 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:05,090 Since you guys are having such a hard time sharing, what better way than to, 227 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:08,370 hmm, have you guys share up? 228 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:09,670 Mm -hmm. What? 229 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:15,590 What the fuck? You guys were talking shit? Yeah. So, you were saying, you 230 00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:18,150 I sucked your dick and... 231 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:22,220 She sucked yours, and now you guys are going to have to actually put your money 232 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,220 where your mouth is. 233 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:25,480 Mom, what are you doing touching his lap? 234 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,720 What the fuck, dude? 235 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,700 This way, everyone has an even playing field, and we can go on vacation and 236 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:37,960 enjoy it. And you guys are going to shake on it. And agree to this 237 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,440 You're going to learn to share. 238 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:43,580 Johnny, shake his hand now. 239 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Give me your hand. 240 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,860 You're going to shake on this. Shake. 241 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,820 I fucking hate you, dude. 242 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,080 Look, you finally get to lose your virginity, maybe. 243 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,780 Fuck you. Mom, you're fucking lying, right? You're kidding? 244 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,760 Oh, we're not lying. We're not lying. 245 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,600 We're not kidding either. Here. Why don't you touch? 246 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,960 Come here. Oh, my God. 247 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,040 Oh, don't be shy. 248 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,120 Doesn't that feel good? 249 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:14,960 Yeah. You've probably never touched a woman before, have you? 250 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,340 Yeah, plenty. 251 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,960 You don't have to pretend, bro. 252 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,220 Whatever. I like how they feel. 253 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:30,800 I think you're just so stressed out. We have to just alleviate all that stress 254 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,080 and get it out of you. Isn't that right? 255 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,500 Get all that stress out of you. 256 00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,040 Yeah, you do. 257 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,680 You guys just have to learn how to share each other. 258 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,060 Come on. 259 00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:43,670 Why don't you kiss these? 260 00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:47,170 You know what? 261 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,310 I want them to take out their dicks. 262 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:54,490 Oh, that's a good idea. Take out your dicks. Come on. Show it. 263 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:58,330 What's your choice? You won't be able to talk shit anymore. 264 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,510 Take it out. 265 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,009 Take it out. 266 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,530 Take it out. 267 00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:04,890 Bro, you better not look. 268 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,050 Weirdo. 269 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,340 He looks just like his father. 270 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:21,560 Oh, shit. Yeah, he does take after his dad. 271 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,920 Let's do the captor. 272 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,400 That's so well. 273 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,840 Why don't you trick it off for us? Come on. Yeah, let me see. 274 00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:34,880 I love what you see. See how hard you can get it for me. You like that? 275 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,320 Get it nice and hard. I'm going to see your feet. Rub. 276 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,380 Don't be shy. 277 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,820 Dad might not like that. 278 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,720 I like this. 279 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,640 Let me touch this just to help you wallow. 280 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,540 Give you a little help here. 281 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,180 You ever had a culture you lost before? 282 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:22,840 All the time. 283 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Yeah, is that true? 284 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,740 Yeah. Okay. 285 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,940 Well, don't come too fast, okay? 286 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,240 Okay. Is this what you've been thinking about every time you come over? Mm -hmm. 287 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,400 Yeah? Yeah. 288 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,440 That's all you're going to want to share today. 289 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:53,000 Better not be looking over here weirdo too busy. We can't your mommy Okay 290 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,340 I suck at it. 291 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,560 Of course. 292 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,680 Mind if I, uh... Oh, of course. 293 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,900 The mouse mouth is so wet now. 294 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 Look! Look! 295 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,920 I feel so good. 296 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,330 It's so good, honey. 297 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,180 Oh, you like that, huh? 298 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,480 Oh, 299 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:24,500 that pincher thing, girl. 300 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:57,970 You know 301 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,370 what? 302 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:07,590 I think it's time. 303 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:13,570 Maybe they can feel it inside. 304 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,890 You ready for that? 305 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,250 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, 306 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:08,810 come on. Take off your cup. 307 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:10,270 Take these off. 308 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,610 Yeah. 309 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,830 You're getting all confident now, huh? 310 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,710 Why don't you take off all your... 311 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,120 Okay. Okay. 312 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,540 Okay. Okay. Okay. 313 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,270 That's a good boy. 314 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,440 Okay. Sit down. Sit down. 315 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:57,430 Oh, yes. 316 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:02,970 Are you okay? 317 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,830 Yeah, fuck that pussy, guys. 318 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:08,190 Are you going to show me your fucking man? Yeah. 319 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,530 You're not going to fucking share? 320 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:11,770 No, I'm not. 321 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,510 Holy shit. 322 00:22:14,870 --> 00:22:16,410 Oh, fuck. 323 00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:18,750 Oh, God. 324 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:20,970 Holy shit. 325 00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,910 Just like that, huh? 326 00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:28,750 Oh, your tear feels good. 327 00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:31,150 Your tear feels so fucking good. 328 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:32,570 Yes. 329 00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:34,010 Yes. 330 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:36,670 Just say it. 331 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:39,270 Your stomach is so fucking hard. 332 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:45,950 Oh, you like that pussy, huh? Come on, tell me you like that pussy. Tell me. 333 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,430 Yeah? Oh, fuck. 334 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,550 Yes. Oh, fuck. 335 00:23:32,159 --> 00:23:37,020 I want to feel him. I want to fucking smack him in that pussy. 336 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,720 Mom, why are you going so deep on his dick like that? 337 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:43,020 Yes! 338 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,600 Holy shit. 339 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:54,380 Here, get the fuck up. Get some sleep. 340 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,380 Yes. 341 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,210 Thank you. 342 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:24,690 Oh, Jesus Christ. 343 00:41:27,250 --> 00:41:30,050 Thank you. 344 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,320 Thank you. 345 00:43:14,670 --> 00:43:15,670 Rrrrrr! 346 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,920 Stop moving! 347 00:44:54,730 --> 00:44:56,930 I mean, I, I, I. Truth. 348 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,250 You guys friends now? 349 00:44:58,370 --> 00:44:59,370 I guess it's the truth. 350 00:45:00,450 --> 00:45:03,150 Let's bump it up. Just stop stealing my video games. 351 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:05,750 Bro. Just don't break my phone again, man. 352 00:45:06,030 --> 00:45:07,030 Look. 353 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:09,370 Sharing is caring. I think we've learned that today. 354 00:45:09,570 --> 00:45:11,350 Are we going to have fun on this family vacation? 355 00:45:11,770 --> 00:45:13,890 Yeah. Maybe we can even share rooms. 356 00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:15,230 Yeah. 25965

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