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When did you, your husband, your stepson all move out here?

Six months ago.

Do you like it?

Okay.

Not really much.

No, did you guys find your, like, house?

Easily. Did you have to get a realtor?

Yeah,

we had a realtor. It was my husband's brother's next -door neighbor.

And he's a Christian.

Fuck.

Oh.

You know, this is like a great dress.

And your tits are just great.

Are they real?

Mine are. And just like, they just like, perfect shape.

Yeah. Yeah. We're both blessed from the Lord.

Sure, the Lord.

You won't find any skeletons around here.

Dessert for breakfast

Ouija board?

A Ouija? The Ouija board?

A Ouija board?

This is Ouija on the box.

Yeah, it's the Ouija board. No,

it's not, you know, Halloween here every day.

You're fine.

I don't know what I'm saying.

Are you?

You got married to David's dad fairly recently, right? Less than a year ago.

Yeah. How's the relationship with David?

Oh, it's growing. It's getting a little bit better.

Better? I've been trying to make him be more of a good boy.

Oh, well, good luck with that.

It's kind of hard to do that with an 18 -year -old son.

Well, yeah, I've never had a son before, before David.

What are you having so much trouble with?

Oh, it's personal. I'd rather not say.

I mean, you know, we're both moms, stepmoms.

Feel free to share. I'm not judgmental.

Some people can be.

Okay,

well, if I can talk to you stepmom to stepmom, I promise you're not going to.

Let it leave the bright walls.

Oh, yes. No, no. This is just us and our dessert for breakfast.

Sugar.

So, David has been touching himself

a lot.

You mean masturbate?

I'm sorry. Yeah,

yeah.

Sorry, did that word bother you?

I love that.

What they do.

And he just is, like, I, like, I walk in on him all the time.

And I just, I want him to be good. And he's not being good because he keeps

doing that.

So, basically, your son's pants are always in his pants.

Yeah.

They're in there.

They're in there.

Mom. You know, there's.

to get them to chill out or just dress them.

Uh -huh.

I don't know if you ever want me to go talk to David. I'd be willing to help.

Well, I think that that would be embarrassing.

You know, for some people, sex is this really embarrassing thing that you have

to hide. But, you know, for others, you know, it's good to have, like, clear

communication. Like, Oliver and I talk about sex all the time. You do?

I could never.

No,

we don't talk about those private things.

No. I mean, if you want to fix an issue, you're going to have to talk about it.

And they're talking about it amongst themselves.

Wouldn't you rather they talk about it with you, someone who knows more and can

guide them, rather than them looking up everything on the internet, picking up

porn?

They're looking up that?

Oh, they're looking at porn.

What?

No, no, no. I didn't know it was this bad. I did not. I did not know.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

I don't know what I'm going to do. You know, I don't know.

I'm totally offering to, like, go talk to him on this one.

Do you think that you should talk to my son?

I mean, if you're not going to have the conversation, I can do that.

Um, Arabella, I don't trust you.

That's okay.

You don't have to trust me. I just can tell you that, like, all of us stopped

masturbating after, you know, I had a little talk.

You stopped doing the M word?

Completely stopped doing the M word. Oh.

Well, that's, you know, that's the goal, so.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, you can help him. Yeah, I'll let you. I'll go upstairs.

Don't be like a boy.

Okay. Can you take care of him?

I guess he's a banana or something. Okay.

Are they organic?

No. I don't know.

What are you doing there?

Nothing.

Nothing? Nothing.

Nothing? Nothing.

I'm just trying to get some space.

Huh? Space?

Mm -hmm.

Maybe let me see what you're working with.

Why? Why do you want me to do that? Why not?

I don't... Do you want some help?

Uh, that'd be... That'd be nice, but... That'd be nice? What are you doing?

Helping you up. Right, but you shouldn't be doing it.

Doesn't it feel good?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Okay.

This is natural.

Okay.

Nice and wet.

Lube is really important.

I see.

I take it with me.

It's so tough to get this kind of moment. Yeah.

Your mom says you do this a lot.

I do. I do everything she says, and I'm a good boy. The least I can do is I have

to sneak it around, and I shouldn't have to. You shouldn't. This is perfectly

natural. It is?

It is. Sure is.

It's even better when someone else is doing it too.

Nice.

Nice, isn't it?

Yeah,

right? I have even more experience when you do doing this.

You do?

I sure do.

What should I do?

I don't know.

You know, tease it a little bit.

You boys just, like, jerk it off and go crazy.

Well, I only have a minute to work with. Feel nice, though.

And you just tease it.

Joke it. And you wrap your head right here.

Different. Different.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Feels good.

Yeah. I think you like it. I really do. This is... Mm -hmm.

You know, it upsets your mom a lot when you jerk off in the house.

Well, I just want you to know that my house is a safe place.

And anytime you get hard like this, you can come over.

We can help you out.

You do that?

Oh, yeah.

No. Okay. Just so we don't upset your mom.

As long as she doesn't get upset about it. Exactly.

We wouldn't want to upset her.

This house is a safe place for the kind of things.

We celebrate bodies.

It would be perfectly natural.

That's nice.

My necklace.

Yeah.

Well, maybe I'll see you in a moment.

I'm Oliver.

Julia. You call me Ollie.

Okay, Ollie.

Nice to meet you. Oh, are those real?

Look at that dress, too.

Nice.

Yeah.

Looks expensive.

It is.

So,

uh, you're David's mom, right? Yeah, David's mom, but you know when you're...

Your mom's getting back to the fiddler's house. They haven't even gone for a

really long time.

Has it been that long?

It's been a really long time. And I should really... I think it's only been

five minutes.

I mean, that's five minutes alone? She's alone with my son right now.

Yeah. So what? What's wrong with that?

Look at her. She doesn't eat a donut. She probably had a banana, didn't she? I

can't believe your mom wouldn't eat like that.

Yeah, why wouldn't she? She's my mother. Your mom is...

This is my favorite.

I feel really bad for you.

Why? Because she's not very good at sharing things.

She's giving you a donut before noon.

Yeah, that's right. And, uh, you're getting my milk.

My God.

That's silly.

Do you want some?

I can get you some. It would have been polite.

Drink it out. Drink it out of the carton.

No. No, thank you. Put your dirty mouth on it. No. My mouth's not dirty.

Hey, do you want to see what my mom thinks I look like?

You know, you've been on your phone. Ever since you sat down, you've been

playing with your phone. Why are you always on your phone?

This is how I connect with all my friends. And, like, I can see stuff,

teen skis and stuff.

Have you been on that site?

That's what I'm saying. My mom says I look like this guy.

What?

Skeet. What does that even mean?

Come on, you know what that means.

Ew!

Ms. Robbie, come on.

Well, here, take a look. Oh, my God,

look at those girls.

Don't I look like that guy?

Uh, yeah.

That does kind of look like you.

Right?

That looks just like me. It really does look just like you. That's scary.

See, it's technology. It's not rotting my brain. brain or anything?

What are you talking about?

I mean the light inside of it going through your eyes goes straight to your

brain and I'm concerned.

I'm concerned for David. Are you always like this?

What's wrong with the way I am?

I don't know. You're just nothing like my mom.

No, I'm not. You're right. I'm nothing like your mother.

Well, I wouldn't worry about this.

My mom's very thorough. Like, she'll take care of him.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

She's going to take care of him in a safe way, I hope.

Yeah. Yeah, the tips she gave me definitely helped me.

Okay, well, I mean, what kind of tips did she give you? I want to

know what she's doing with my son right now.

Oh, you know, just, you know, talking to him about stuff and maybe showing him

some things and, like, nothing crazy.

But she did show me this.

Tell me about this one thing.

Yes, it's not I mean, I've never done it before but you know always told me

about But I can definitely practice on you Yeah, I can

maybe practice on you It's so I'm ready for college. It's coming soon.

Well, you're gonna do that in college. I I've never done this in my life Well, I

mean, there's no other better way to do it Come on, just hop over here and I can

do it for you

on this table?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I can help you, yeah.

Okay, I'm not clean.

Okay.

I don't want to get my... What are you doing? It's clean.

I clean around here.

You do?

Yeah, my mother makes me.

What did you take this for?

You're fine people. I just have to be extra careful.

Okay. Yeah, okay. These are not my germs from my house.

What are you doing?

Well, I have to take your shoes off. You have to take your shoes off? Is this

part of the practice?

Yes.

What?

You lifted my dress off.

Yeah, I'm trying to show you what she was telling me.

No, no, no. Not even my husband does that. We're married. He doesn't do that.

That's not nice. You have to be a good boy on the earth to do that.

Well, here, no. Because I feel bad for him. He has no reason for that.

Well, no. I mean, do you have pantyhose on? Yes.

It's hot. I mean, I wouldn't say it's hot. I would say it's uncomfortable.

Okay, that's perfect. Yeah, I need to take them off, though.

I do.

You have to take them off?

Yeah, because I'm going to be like... I'm going to eat your bunny.

What?

You're going to do what?

Yes, I need to practice.

I mean, I did agree.

to let you practice on me. Yeah. This is different.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, here. Hold your dress while I... Yes.

You're going to take off my panties?

I am.

It's wild.

Wild. Yes, it's wild.

I hope nobody at church finds out about this.

Well, no. I don't even want to tell my mom.

Okay, no, let's not.

No, no, no, we're not going to tell her that.

Wow, your legs are super smooth.

Ah, so much better without pantyhose.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, I don't know why, but they want the women to wear those, so. Okay, so like,

how should we do this? Maybe pull your leg out.

Okay, like that?

Yeah, I can, uh, hmm.

Well, tell me if this feels good.

Weird.

Nobody's ever done this for me before.

Oh, wow.

That's hot.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh. Doesn't that, like... It's weird.

Too hard or too soft, girl?

No, I think I like that.

Is it feeling good? Yeah, this is what they eat. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, it's different. Wow.

It's just like my mom was telling me.

Oh.

She said it was good.

Yeah, something like this. And then you just are doing cursive with your tongue.

Okay. Mm -hmm. I'm spelling my name.

Oh.

So fancy.

What am I doing?

boy. I'm not supposed to. Where's your mom?

She's talking with David.

Okay, I don't want that. They could come down and find I am making her

countertop dirty.

That's not what I do. Okay, let's not do this anymore because I I You

seem to like it though.

I mean I like it.

I don't know if I should be doing this.

I'm so glad my mom gave me all these tips.

This is great because you're loving it. I think I'm going to be ready when I...

Yeah, I think you did your practice and I think you're going to be ready to go

to college.

Right? This is great.

Oh, yeah.

Wow,

I can't believe you've never done this before. It seems like you know what

you're doing.

Yeah, I spelled my last name there.

Yeah, I wouldn't worry about my mom and your son.

Okay. No.

He's in great hands.

You know what? I think that I need to go check on my son. I think I need to

get off the table. I have to go check on my son.

teacher. She's never done that with me, though.

What? She thinks she can do this with you? You lied!

You liar!

You just about period!

Give that!

I'm just trying to help your son have a healthy attitude towards sex, which

yours is not really going to get him anywhere. He could become a weird closet

masturbator. We are supposed to be teaching our boys to be

pure and holy and wait until marriage.

You shouldn't masturbate.

If you keep repressing them, they're going to become weirdo perverts. It's

bad thing.

Don't touch it. Don't touch it. When was the last time you came?

I've never, I would never.

I can tell. Look, how about we all spend some time together

with our son and, you know, we can

have dinner.

No, we can.

Help them out.

We can send them to boarding school.

What? So they can just fuck each other? I'm just saying, like, this is a much

better way. Do you want them just, like, hooking up with floozies and getting

all kinds of sneezes and meth?

Is that really what you want for yourself, Oliver?

Yeah, no, I don't want floozies. I don't want that for myself. No.

No. Exactly.

You know, like, this is natural, and they get to learn from, like,

people, you know?

Julia, just do it for the Lord.

That's not what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

Would you like to see one? Show me. Yeah, I've never worshipped a cock. Come

here. David, come here. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

You watch.

I'm watching.

Right, PJ, I told you. You did that with you?

No, you've never done that with me. I'm just saying.

What are you looking at? Mark, stop staring.

David, wait, are you in pain? I think he's in pain.

This is actually pretty pleasant. I don't think he's in pain.

I feel like it might be demon stuff.

No, this is great.

The demon.

Yeah, just do what she's doing.

Right.

There you go.

Okay. Set it apart.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, mom. Help me.

There you go.

Thanks for telling her that, Mom.

Thank you.

Yes.

Why don't you boys follow me down?

You have really great teeth. That's what I thought.

Thank you.

You have nice ones yourself.

Thanks.

Wow. So much.

You want me to see and maybe hang my paintings up? Where did you get all

I wear a lot of cute things to your desk. Oh, no, no, no. Put that back on.

Here, I want you to have some.

and see you.

I'm sorry.

for me mom