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What are you doing in there?

Packing up. I gotta go.

Oh, yes. You're leaving for school.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss my favorite stepson.

I miss you, too.

I mean, well, we can hang out for the weekend. I don't gotta leave till after.

Yes, of course, honey. Of course we will. Okay. Yeah.

All right. I'll see you downstairs.

Okay.

Stepson is packing for college.

That won't be gone too long.

I know.

Mommy's just going to miss you so much. This house is going to be so empty

without you. We feel so good. Oh, don't forget your koala bear. You've had it

since you were young. Take it with you. You remember when I bought that for you

at the fair?

I'll take it with you. I'll take it for you.

Oh, I'm going to miss you, honey.

I'm going to miss you, too. Hey, we still have this weekend, remember?

That's true. That's true. Yeah.

Why don't I go make you your favorite breakfast, okay? Okay. I'm going to make

all your favorites this weekend. Thank you so much.

Love you. Love you, too.

Thanks for coming over.

No problem, sweetie.

I just, I don't know what I'm going to do with the boys leaving. I mean,

our whole world.

I know. I know. I'm horrified. I'm sad.

I don't know what I'm going to do every day.

Yeah. I'm folding up clothes.

Making dinner.

Yeah. What am I going to do without him? It's our entire lives. It's literally

what we do from the time we get up to the time we go to bed. He carried me the

kids. I know. I know.

Have you ever thought about having one of your own?

Yeah, I tell my husband all the time. Like, he has his son. I don't have one.

Yeah. I want my own. I know. I know. I would have loved to know what it feels

like to carry a baby.

But my husband only ever has sex with me.

or he's got a few too many to drink, and then he only ever wants to come on my

kids. He never wants to come inside me. I know.

Well, we can do this.

I have a genius idea that's going to solve both of our problems.

What? Okay, let's see.

I'm going to go for it, but, well, I think we should have our sons impregnate

us, and we have a baby of our own when they go away to college.

And we don't have to tell her husband.

We can just pretend they impregnated us.

How are we going to get our sons to impregnate us?

Well, I figured tonight or whatever, we can teach them all about sex before they

go away to college. We don't want them going away to college. I'm a virgin.

We need to teach them.

We need to teach them how to get a good pussy and a bad pussy and what pussy is

all about.

You have a point.

I don't know, though.

Fine. I don't... I don't... Oh, can you do it together?

Yes. Yes. Don't worry about it. Just follow my lead. Okay. We'll take it by

step.

I have it all figured out, honey.

Okay. I would love to have another baby to take care of. Of course you do.

Me too.

We can raise a baby together.

I'm on board. That's for sure.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's home tonight at dinner.

Okay. All right. Let's do it.

All right, boys.

Did you guys get enough to eat?

Yes. Please switch out of the way. You don't want seconds, do you? I'm cold.

No? Okay.

Let me go put this in the kitchen.

I hope you save some room for dessert. We have a surprise for you two.

What's for dessert? What's for dessert? What kind of surprise? I hope it's a new

car. Oh, we have a wonderful surprise for you two.

Tell me it's a car.

Close your eyes.

Surprise!

Keep them closed.

Better than a car.

Keep those eyes.

Make sure that's on you.

Can't see a thing.

Not yet.

Okay.

All right. You can take off the blindfolds now.

Oh, dang.

Mom.

Surprise.

This is her present.

Yeah. We didn't want you boys to go to college being virgins.

So this is your treat. We're going to teach you.

About good sex, okay?

We're going to interview your first sexual experience?

In front of my own mother?

We're going to do this all together, honey.

Oh. Yeah.

Teamwork. Yeah. Okay.

Are you okay?

Oh, you're sure you're fine with this? Of course.

You'll be fine.

Come over here. Lay down, sweetie.

Come lay down.

Unbutton those pants.

Here, you can sit back on the bed.

Look at your car.

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

It's already hot. Oh, my gosh.

Wow, honey.

These pretty balls are nice and shaven.

Way back in July.

This is actually hot pudding right now.

Why are you talking about my dick?

titty, son?

Oh, my God. Take these big, juicy tits out.

Oh, my God. Look at those tits. They're so cute.

These are those perfect nipples.

Does that feel good, honey?

Why are you touching me like that?

Oh, it's okay.

You're making it weird.

We didn't want you guys going to college

and not having sex before.

I love watching you suck.

Let me try. Oh, no, no. This is too weird, Mom.

Oh, no?

No, I'm not ready for that.

Okay. It's all right.

Spikey. No, that's... Do you want Mommy to...

How's it going? How's it going?

Time gets in there deeper.

You should try it sometime.

It's so good.

I really do want to try it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

You said it's weird.

It's so good.

It tastes so good.

Just maybe a little.

I'm not so sure about this.

You have to know what dinner pussy tastes like. Yeah, you have to know the

difference between all the cookies. I'm just not ready for this.

Well, I don't want to pressure you.

Okay, maybe if we...

Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to put it in my pussy?

Yes. Yeah? Come here.

Let me ride you.

Thank you!

Mom, don't talk like that when you're taking my friend's virginity.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Here. Come get behind me so you can watch my ass bounce on you.

Oh,

yes. Oh, can I get in here? Are you sure? Mom,

you're so close to my dick.

Such a good job.

What the hell?

I didn't mean for it to go in my mouth. It just happened to end up there.

You're so cool to me.

I'm so sure.

extra kinky.

Okay. Let's put you back on. You sure?

Thanks, sweetie.

you guys. What? You're gone at college. I'm gonna think about this every day in

class, man.

And this is our secret. You guys can't tell anyone. You can't tell your dad.

You can't tell your dad. Jeez, well, I gotta admit.