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What are we doing here, man? We just had our bar mitzvah.

You don't want to go out and spend all this money?

That's exactly what we're doing. What have you been doing?

I don't know. I mean, how are we spending money right now?

You haven't been looking for some hookers?

Hookers?

Yeah. We're not officially men until we lose our virginities.

Would it count with a hooker?

Penis and vagina counts, man.

I guess. Where am I supposed to find them?

Some back page or something?

I don't know. Just fucking look.

I don't want to get in trouble.

I don't know if I could just look up hookers in my area.

Just delete your history later. All good.

All right.

You said for an hour or 30 minutes?

The best deal and however long you think.

What are you doing?

What's the meaning of this?

Nothing, we're just hanging out. Yeah, we're just on the laptop.

Are you searching for some sexual workers?

No, no.

These are our friends from school.

Are you out of your mind?

There is no way I'm allowing this.

Why?

Because you can't just have sex with a random hooker.

What's the point of being men if we're still virgins? It doesn't make any

I don't even want to be Jewish anymore. And give me your phone.

And your phone.

He doesn't want to be Jewish anymore.

What are we going to do now?

I have no idea.

We have all this money and can't spend it.

I got a burner phone in my room.

Oh, what are you still doing here?

I don't know. Come on, man. Let's go.

Thank you. Let's do this. I heard.

What's the emergency now?

It's about our sex life.

Well, what happened?

Are they okay?

I caught them searching for some hookers online.

They have this stupid idea to lose their virginity.

Otherwise, they're not going to be a real have.

I just think they're going to let it go.

I confiscated their phones, their laptops, but we can't keep an eye on

forever.

This sounds pretty serious.

It is.

I don't want my stepson to do it with some dirty hooker.

What are we going to do?

Well, I've been thinking, and I think I have an idea.

Well, what is it? Tell me. I'll do anything for my stepson.

Good.

Here's the plan.

Ready? Yeah.

What do I got to do? The back page again?

That's the way you wear on the laptop.

So who, I mean, what, who do you want to try and get?

Maybe a blonde and a redhead?

Yeah, but I'm not going to go broke here.

You want to share one?

I'll go first.

Mom, what are you doing here?

Angelica told me what happened.

What do you mean?

Well, we haven't changed our mind.

That's why we're here.

I'm not going to let my son have sex with some random

prostitute. What were you thinking?

We want to lose our virginity. We want to become real men.

Love kiss.

Well, we want you to lose your virginity with somebody you trust.

Someone safe.

That's fine, but I mean, we don't know anyone we want to get this over with.

Exactly.

Mom, I can't do this to my best friend's mom.

I'm not sure about this.

Don't worry, we'll take care of you.

I really don't know about this.

Shh, we got it covered.

You guys don't think it's weird doing this in front of your sons?

It's better to be safe than sorry.

You guys are so mean.

Are you sure?

I don't know. I've never done anything like this. Yeah, me neither.

I will teach you.

How does that

feel? Does it feel good?

Yeah, but I feel a little uncomfortable if you hear.

Are you enjoying it, myself?

Yeah, I am.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, some nice kosher meat.

Are you walking second to me, you dick?

It does feel really good.

Your friend has nice balls.

I don't want to hear that.

Don't look at me.

Mom's bad. Enjoy your mom.

Ask your beautiful friend.

Did you just look? Stop looking at me, Mom.

Let's have a little peek.

A lot of things.

I can't help it.

Your mother's very proud of you, sir.

Yeah, I'm proud of you.

That doesn't mean that we can just do this.

We can.

Are we going to lose our virginity now?

Yes.

Am

I

doing this right? Yeah.

Oh, it feels good.

Pay attention. This is how it's done, son.

I'm sure you don't want any scars.

Don't touch me.

Are you going to make your mommy feel good?

I can't do it.

I like that she's sticking.

Someone with a little touch of fear.

What is that?

Yeah, I can't see what's going on.

If it feels good, I'll stop that.

Mom, that's enough. That's enough. Touch me up, Mom. Please.

I don't want you to ruin this for me. It's my first time.

That's why we want it to be so special.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Look at you.

You're so good.

I've been lasting so long here.

Some stamina.

Are you ready for the real deal?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah. How do I do this?

I'll show you what you need.

Tyler, honey, keep your eyes this way.

Learn.

What do you mean learn? He doesn't know what he's doing.

Mom, I don't want to watch that.

Keep watching.

Oh, my God. Mom, I don't want to see you. I'm going to Franco. Fuck this.

God, keep your eyes on me. Mom, please don't make me do that.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God, you're so fucking hot.

I feel it too.

Look at your boy go.

don't touch me

Did you just suck your dick more?

Yeah, that sounds great.

You're amazing, my son.

You fucking are so good.

You're right, yeah.

Damn, that cunt.

I can't. I can't.

You're a little dry. Let me give you some lube, honey.

Did you just spit on me?

You would ground me if I did that to you.

Can I have a taste?

Did we let them, Tyler?

No, dude. That's weird.

Wow.

She's already doing it now.

What?

You want to try it? Yeah.

I don't think we should do that.

Are you jealous I went to my sun stick?

A little bit.

Oh, yeah.

I think that would be right.

What do you know? He wanted to leave Judaism.

How about that?

I know enough to know that's a very, very sad story.

Oh my

God.

I can't, I can't even move.

She's trapping me.

She's trapped.

Mom, mom, get your hands off me.

I have an idea.

Mom would like me to ask.

It's a fun number.

Yeah.

Okay.

I don't know if I want you that close.

What's going on?

I have a funny little idea planned.

Hello?

You really want to be this close to my dick?

Oh, come on. This is one of the best positions.

You'll be fine.

Well, I really don't know about this.

My dick is really close to my mother's face.

I don't care what you say.

She's preoccupied at the moment.

Look at me while you do it.

Oh, yeah. Fuck her.

Fuck her.

I think it's too close to my mom's face. I don't know. I don't know.

This is weird.

Just do it.

Do it.

My whole body.

I can't.

Just do it.

I think my dick just touched my mom's tongue.

I think my dick's in her mouth now. Oh, fuck.

I think she likes that.

You want a little of what he's having?

No.

Don't be afraid.

Fuck your mom's mouth.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

What am I doing?

See what happens when we sing with each other?

I'll just restrain myself with you, I guess.

You're so far away from your mother.

Because you're naked?

Look at all of these.

Oh, dude.

What are you doing?

I'm not trying to do anything.

Okay, is that good enough? Like this, man.

Dude, I don't want to do that.

Really? Because I think you got harder.

I got another fun idea.

What?

You want me to fuck you?

Why not?

Do you want to fuck your mommy?

Do I have a choice? Did you like me?

In your dick.

In your dick.

Let's try.

Let's bring these two cups.

We'll go nice and slow, okay?

Oh, my God.

See, that's not so bad.

I guess.

You're like your mommy sucking your dick.

Stop singing.

I know my son is fucking enjoying this.

God, what?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Positive.

You want to be a man, don't you?

Well, yeah, but I don't know if fucking my mom makes me a man.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I'm trying to. You love me, yeah.

relaxing me. Fuck me.

That's what you always wanted, right?

Yeah. I don't want to hear that. Yeah.

Tyler, we need a laptop back, man.

I know. It's coming to my face.

That seems weird coming into my mouth.

Model talk.

You've become a man.

I'm not going to get grounded now, right?

And your mommies will always make you feel good.

They'll always be here for you. Always.

Screw them.

You know, we have to let stuff back.

Yeah, we do, right?