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What are we doing here, man? We just had
our bar mitzvah.
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You don't want to go out and spend all
this money?
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That's exactly what we're doing. What
have you been doing?
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I don't know. I mean, how are we
spending money right now?
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You haven't been looking for some
hookers?
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Hookers?
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Yeah. We're not officially men until we
lose our virginities.
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Would it count with a hooker?
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Penis and vagina counts, man.
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I guess. Where am I supposed to find
them?
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Some back page or something?
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I don't know. Just fucking look.
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I don't want to get in trouble.
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I don't know if I could just look up
hookers in my area.
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Just delete your history later. All
good.
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All right.
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You said for an hour or 30 minutes?
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The best deal and however long you
think.
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What are you doing?
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What's the meaning of this?
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Nothing, we're just hanging out. Yeah,
we're just on the laptop.
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Are you searching for some sexual
workers?
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No, no.
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These are our friends from school.
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Are you out of your mind?
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There is no way I'm allowing this.
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Why?
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Because you can't just have sex with a
random hooker.
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What's the point of being men if we're
still virgins? It doesn't make any
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I don't even want to be Jewish anymore.
And give me your phone.
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And your phone.
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He doesn't want to be Jewish anymore.
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What are we going to do now?
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I have no idea.
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We have all this money and can't spend
it.
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I got a burner phone in my room.
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Oh, what are you still doing here?
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I don't know. Come on, man. Let's go.
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Thank you. Let's do this. I heard.
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What's the emergency now?
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It's about our sex life.
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Well, what happened?
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Are they okay?
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I caught them searching for some hookers
online.
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They have this stupid idea to lose their
virginity.
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Otherwise, they're not going to be a
real have.
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I just think they're going to let it go.
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I confiscated their phones, their
laptops, but we can't keep an eye on
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forever.
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This sounds pretty serious.
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It is.
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I don't want my stepson to do it with
some dirty hooker.
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What are we going to do?
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Well, I've been thinking, and I think I
have an idea.
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Well, what is it? Tell me. I'll do
anything for my stepson.
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Good.
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Here's the plan.
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Ready? Yeah.
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What do I got to do? The back page
again?
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That's the way you wear on the laptop.
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So who, I mean, what, who do you want to
try and get?
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Maybe a blonde and a redhead?
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Yeah, but I'm not going to go broke
here.
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You want to share one?
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I'll go first.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Angelica told me what happened.
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What do you mean?
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Well, we haven't changed our mind.
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That's why we're here.
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I'm not going to let my son have sex
with some random
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prostitute. What were you thinking?
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We want to lose our virginity. We want
to become real men.
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Love kiss.
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Well, we want you to lose your virginity
with somebody you trust.
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Someone safe.
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That's fine, but I mean, we don't know
anyone we want to get this over with.
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Exactly.
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Mom, I can't do this to my best friend's
mom.
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I'm not sure about this.
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Don't worry, we'll take care of you.
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I really don't know about this.
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Shh, we got it covered.
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You guys don't think it's weird doing
this in front of your sons?
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It's better to be safe than sorry.
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You guys are so mean.
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Are you sure?
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I don't know. I've never done anything
like this. Yeah, me neither.
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I will teach you.
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How does that
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feel? Does it feel good?
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Yeah, but I feel a little uncomfortable
if you hear.
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Are you enjoying it, myself?
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Yeah, I am.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, some nice kosher meat.
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Are you walking second to me, you dick?
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It does feel really good.
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Your friend has nice balls.
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I don't want to hear that.
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Don't look at me.
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Mom's bad. Enjoy your mom.
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Ask your beautiful friend.
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Did you just look? Stop looking at me,
Mom.
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Let's have a little peek.
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A lot of things.
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I can't help it.
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Your mother's very proud of you, sir.
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Yeah, I'm proud of you.
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That doesn't mean that we can just do
this.
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We can.
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Are we going to lose our virginity now?
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Yes.
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Am
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I
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doing this right? Yeah.
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Oh, it feels good.
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Pay attention. This is how it's done,
son.
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I'm sure you don't want any scars.
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Don't touch me.
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Are you going to make your mommy feel
good?
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I can't do it.
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I like that she's sticking.
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Someone with a little touch of fear.
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What is that?
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Yeah, I can't see what's going on.
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If it feels good, I'll stop that.
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Mom, that's enough. That's enough. Touch
me up, Mom. Please.
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I don't want you to ruin this for me.
It's my first time.
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That's why we want it to be so special.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Look at you.
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You're so good.
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I've been lasting so long here.
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Some stamina.
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Are you ready for the real deal?
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Yeah. Really?
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Yeah. How do I do this?
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I'll show you what you need.
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Tyler, honey, keep your eyes this way.
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Learn.
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What do you mean learn? He doesn't know
what he's doing.
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Mom, I don't want to watch that.
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Keep watching.
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Oh, my God. Mom, I don't want to see
you. I'm going to Franco. Fuck this.
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God, keep your eyes on me. Mom, please
don't make me do that.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, God, you're so fucking
hot.
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I feel it too.
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Look at your boy go.
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don't touch me
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Did you just suck your dick more?
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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You're amazing, my son.
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You fucking are so good.
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You're right, yeah.
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Damn, that cunt.
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I can't. I can't.
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You're a little dry. Let me give you
some lube, honey.
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Did you just spit on me?
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You would ground me if I did that to
you.
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Can I have a taste?
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Did we let them, Tyler?
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No, dude. That's weird.
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Wow.
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She's already doing it now.
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What?
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You want to try it? Yeah.
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I don't think we should do that.
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Are you jealous I went to my sun stick?
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A little bit.
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Oh, yeah.
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I think that would be right.
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What do you know? He wanted to leave
Judaism.
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How about that?
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I know enough to know that's a very,
very sad story.
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Oh my
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God.
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I can't, I can't even move.
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She's trapping me.
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She's trapped.
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Mom, mom, get your hands off me.
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I have an idea.
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Mom would like me to ask.
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It's a fun number.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I don't know if I want you that close.
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What's going on?
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I have a funny little idea planned.
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Hello?
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You really want to be this close to my
dick?
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Oh, come on. This is one of the best
positions.
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You'll be fine.
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Well, I really don't know about this.
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My dick is really close to my mother's
face.
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I don't care what you say.
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She's preoccupied at the moment.
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Look at me while you do it.
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Oh, yeah. Fuck her.
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Fuck her.
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I think it's too close to my mom's face.
I don't know. I don't know.
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This is weird.
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Just do it.
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Do it.
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My whole body.
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I can't.
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Just do it.
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I think my dick just touched my mom's
tongue.
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I think my dick's in her mouth now. Oh,
fuck.
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I think she likes that.
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You want a little of what he's having?
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No.
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Don't be afraid.
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Fuck your mom's mouth.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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What am I doing?
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See what happens when we sing with each
other?
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I'll just restrain myself with you, I
guess.
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You're so far away from your mother.
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Because you're naked?
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Look at all of these.
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Oh, dude.
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What are you doing?
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I'm not trying to do anything.
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Okay, is that good enough? Like this,
man.
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Dude, I don't want to do that.
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Really? Because I think you got harder.
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I got another fun idea.
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What?
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You want me to fuck you?
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Why not?
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Do you want to fuck your mommy?
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Do I have a choice? Did you like me?
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In your dick.
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In your dick.
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Let's try.
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Let's bring these two cups.
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We'll go nice and slow, okay?
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Oh, my God.
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See, that's not so bad.
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I guess.
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You're like your mommy sucking your
dick.
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Stop singing.
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I know my son is fucking enjoying this.
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God, what?
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Are you sure you want to do this?
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Positive.
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You want to be a man, don't you?
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Well, yeah, but I don't know if fucking
my mom makes me a man.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't know if I'm trying to. You love
me, yeah.
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relaxing me. Fuck me.
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That's what you always wanted, right?
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Yeah. I don't want to hear that. Yeah.
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Tyler, we need a laptop back, man.
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I know. It's coming to my face.
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That seems weird coming into my mouth.
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Model talk.
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You've become a man.
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I'm not going to get grounded now,
right?
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And your mommies will always make you
feel good.
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They'll always be here for you. Always.
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Screw them.
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You know, we have to let stuff back.
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Yeah, we do, right?
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