All language subtitles for taapis

Dew.

Wake up.

Wake up.

But, dad,

it's very soon.

And I need eight hours of sleep to have a good complexion.

Now I'm a celebrity.

A celebrity, she says. But you've only done one commercial.

I'm going to wrinkle because of you.

That you are 12 years old.

Twelve years is a long time.

Do you know the wrinkles you've had since I was born?

Why would that be? Come on,

Get dressed, today is your birthday

Sara's. We all have to get ready in the kitchen.

to congratulate her when she gets up. Let's go.

Ah, she can sleep eight hours, can't she?

And not at all, because at 18, there's nothing you can do to save your complexion.

¡Dani!

Great, you're awake now.

Come on, get up.

¡Dani!

I was thinking.

Where are we going?

So where are we going? To school.

And where do we come from?

This existentialist phase of yours is already going on too long.

Come on, get up.

Why get up?

Well, to congratulate your sister.

Congratulate her for what? For bringing another year closer to the emptiness of death?

Right! Come on, get dressed and shoot.

Carlota, get up, we have to get up...

But Dad, I've been dressed for an hour. I'm reviewing for the exam.

Sorry, sometimes I forget I have a normal daughter.

My goodness.

Cris, you can't put on your Monday underwear because today is Friday.

I want Monday's panties!

Paulita, what are you doing to the girl?

Me? It was her. She started to throw herself.

of the pigtails, the very stupid one.

Don't call her stupid, you'll traumatize her!

What's happening?

Don't you remember pulling your pigtails?

Yes, and don't you remember what you told me?

What are you doing? But, honey, don't pull on your pigtails.

Is that why I make them for you?

¡Animal!

Because you were a savage who didn't want to wear your panties on the day it was due.

Well, like her!

No, not like her, Paulita, times have changed.

And if she doesn't feel represented by Friday's panties,

we cannot repress his personality.

Come on, come on, honey, there.

Dad, please wait for Sara to come down.

Are we all here?

Agustín, what are you doing with my robe?

I could be looking for her now.

What's up, father-in-law? Am I late?

Oddly enough, never enough to miss breakfast.

It seems like an absurd procedure to me that you make me go home.

to have to come back here in the morning.

Good morning, family!

But, Agustín, what are you doing with that robe if it belongs to my father-in-law?

This guy is taking a lot of liberties.

If we don't let him go soon, this one will be stuck on us.

- Here comes Sara, get ready. - Let's go.

Happy Birthday!

Thank you.

Well, daughter, you must have already thought of a wish.

to ask for this evening when you blow out the candles.

Dad, I don't need to make wishes anymore.

I'm 18, I can do whatever I want.

Little angel.

In fact, I have a list of the things you've forbidden me from doing so far.

I'll start by...

Aren't you going to get a piercing?

Oh, that's true, I didn't remember that. Thanks, I'll make a note of it.

Not even a tattoo?

Oh, that too.

Not even dancing at an after-school event.

Do you want to stop?

Be quiet, be quiet, my announcement is coming out.

♪ To be smart ♪

♪ If your toast is very sad, ♪

♪ Then you complain that it tastes almost like nothing. ♪

Girl, put some butter on.

♪ Add calcium to your breakfast ♪

♪ We think it's very timely. ♪

♪ Improves its texture if it is too hard when toasted. ♪

Girl, put some butter on.

Guijarro Maldonado Salted Butter.

The resalá.

Dude, you're really creepy.

Daughter, your sister is not good at that.

Do you know what it means?

No.

Shame on you.

Ah, yes, that does give.

Come on, hurry up, hurry up and have breakfast, I don't want us to be late.

Dad, where do we come from?

How tiresome. We're from home, Dani, we're from home.

I mean humanity.

Well, you should know about the monkey.

Our ancestors were monkeys.

Is Grandpa a monkey?

No, Cris, ancestors older than grandfather.

Are there people older than grandpa?

You'll see how the fans are going to harass me now.

After watching the ad...

Rocío, don't go crazy, come on.

- Hello, Rocio. - Hello.

You see? They recognized me, they know who I am.

But how could they not know who you are, daughter, if they are girls in your class?

In fact, if they had seen the ad, what they would do is pretend they didn't know you.

Dad, how you go on, poor thing.

A little bit, right?

Girl, yes, girl, come.

Look, I'll give you a euro if you tell that girl:

"Hey, are you the one from the butter commercial?"

Is this really the one from the butter commercial? I'm freaking out.

Hey, girls, girls, come on, it's the one from the butter commercial.

Here, Carlota, take Cris to her class.

See you later, children.

Goodbye, Dani.

What are all the children doing around Rocío?

Well, he starred in a butter advertisement.

- and apparently it's doing great. - Oh really? Well, I haven't seen it.

But I wouldn't have let her do it. Considering the girl,

With fame she's going to get really stupid.

Of course, it would have been better if yours had done it,

that was already very stupid.

I would never have let my daughter appear in such a ridiculous advertisement.

Oh my God, surrounded by dancing toast.

But didn't you say you hadn't seen it?

Mom, mom!

Rocio signed an autograph for me.

Did you ask him for an autograph for making that ridiculous announcement?

But, Mom, you took me to the casting to play toast.

They are here.

Welcome, family.

- Come on. I told you no. - Yes, yes.

I told you no, Milagros, you're driving me crazy.

You don't know what you're doing!

- What's wrong with these two? - They've been arguing all day. It's unbearable.

Hey, why are you bringing the child like that? He's going to burn to a crisp.

You have to keep him padded. Ever since he could walk, he's walked like a headless chicken.

Here we have corner protectors by Cris.

In the corners, he says. Believe me, it's better to pad the child directly.

He throws himself against any surface without the slightest survival instinct.

How exaggerated.

I swear, to infinity in a straight line in whatever position you put it.

Oh really?

- Do you see? - What happened?

We would have to quilt

the walls of my house. The only thing missing for it to look like a mental hospital.

Don't worry, Dani was also crashing into the walls.

when he was thought to be Harry Potter.

I'm Harry Po...!

And there are no after-effects left.

Do you remember, son?

Son, I'm talking to you.

Hey, you don't have any bubble wrap, do you? It's to give the kid another layer.

He's going through a phase. He stares at the ceiling,

He asks very deep questions, but it is not worrying.

Dani, go play with your cousin, so you can get some fresh air, okay?

- And you help me bring some things. - Be careful with the child.

- I'm sick of having Mom at home. - And I'm sick of having my father-in-law.

They could get married and thus become independent.

You don't know the fuss that's going on with the baby's baptism.

- That he won't go to heaven, that he'll go to limbo. - What are you going to tell me?

Remember Rocío's Communion? And Marisa even took her side.

That's the problem, Carmen doesn't give in.

He's in a modern mood, he said: "Let the child decide when he's older."

Hey.

You have to stay here.

Your son made mine the goalkeeper.

Great, I haven't played in ages.

What a bully.

Let him score a goal for once in his life.

But he can hit it with a ball.

Paco, how are you going to kick the ball? The goal is huge and your son is tiny.

And yours is very bad. He can't avoid the goalkeeper.

That's not football, that's bowling.

Oh, he's going to kick.

But what are you doing, beast?

You're going to kill him!

The child is unbaptized!

Seriously, what a tiresome woman.

Oh, don't say that, he's a sweetheart.

With you, who are a coward and do whatever you want.

But to a normal person, it drives them crazy.

Don't look at me like that.

Why don't you understand, you're all confused.

But Miracles

She's one of those who insults you when she talks to you and doesn't even realize she's doing it.

You know those kinds of people?

Yeah.

And, of course, Paco doesn't say anything to him.

I can't wait to go back to the Caribbean and leave you all here.

How long has it been?

Five years.

Yes, because it was for my 15th anniversary

And on the 22nd of next month, we will be 20 years old.

Twenty years putting up with this guy?

Well, that needs to be celebrated in style.

When are we leaving?

Let's see, I hope he doesn't forget this time.

Because I swear I won't remind them this year even if they kill me.

And if he forgets, I'm going to be the one who kills him.

- Congratulations, Sara! - Congratulations, darling!

¡Photos, photos, photos!

Have you made a wish?

No, he doesn't need it anymore, since he's 18.

Well, family, I do want to.

make a wish.

Sara, will you marry me?

Yeah.

- What? - How?

It can't be true.

Look, look, look at your mother, she doesn't even believe it.

Oh, I'm dying.

Calm down, mom, we're all going to die.

The question is

where we go after death.

Well, your cousin is in limbo because your uncles don't want to baptize him.

Here we go!

- Are we in limbo yet? - You are.

Will you all shut up?

But haven't you heard them? That the children want to get married?

- That's what I say, we'll have to toast or something. - No.

Nobody gets married here, no.

I remind you that I am 18 years old and I can do whatever I want.

Well,

less starring in an advertisement.

Let's go, my love. We'll talk when you've calmed down a bit.

Yes, Paco, let's go, the party's over here.

- Yeah, let's go. - Hey...

Are you going to leave without giving me a kiss?

Don't even talk to me.

That we should be

those who would get married.

We look like two teenagers, each living in a son's house.

I've told you 20 times that we should move in together.

I have an empty apartment waiting for you to decide.

Without getting married? You're out of your mind.

Get a divorce from Pilar and then we'll talk.

Mom. Well...

Agustín, so you have an apartment for yourself, at your disposal.

And what are you doing here?

Because if I were there alone on that floor, I would die of grief.

I need human warmth.

Although here you treat me like a child.

How do we treat you?

To your room!

And you, children, to the shower one by one.

Dad and I need to talk.

Come on!

Slow down, Marisa.

What did you call me?

Marisa. Isn't that your name?

You always tell me that I'm too old.

It doesn't make sense for me to keep calling you 'mom'.

Everyone's marching now. Rosaura!

What happened?

Is the party over?

No way, the party has just begun.

Well, several fronts have opened up for us, so we're going to have to divide up the tasks.

I can't solve it all by myself this time like always.

Aim.

One, we have to get your father and my mother back together so they can get married.

Two, we have to separate Sara and Ocho so they don't get married.

Three, Rocío...

Your problem.

Why is my problem?

It's all your fault. When I took her to Top Singer Kids , they didn't take her.

And you take her to the butter place and they go and take her. You must have done something wrong.

I didn't do anything.

Exactly, I worked hard.

I sang with her and ruined her performance.

So now it's your turn to get him out of your head.

the idea of show business.

Four, Dani is very inquisitive.

And Paulita is very cheeky.

Perfect, we'll put them together and let them sort themselves out.

Well, I'll take care of Dani and Paulita.

Thank goodness Cris and I are doing well.

Dad, Mom! Come running, you'll see what Cris has done!

But what is this?

Understand!

My goodness.

But this girl is a genius.

Have you noticed the subtle interaction of colors?

It is certainly a natural talent.

I knew one of our children would inherit my gift.

Now I understand why we've continued having children, it all fits together.

But I did it!

That?

What did you think of, Paulita?

But let's see, don't you think?

that you are old enough to paint on the wall?

- I can't believe it, you're grounded. - Grounded.

Come on, honey.

At least now we know what was the reason for Paulita's rebellion.

- Jealousy of the little one. - But at this point, why?

Look, with Cris we are more lenient.

With her we are applying conscious parenting.

With each child we have learned something. And it's true.

that we didn't understand Paulita that much.

Of course, because he didn't vocalize.

Javier, please.

Well, think on the bright side. We've discovered how good it looks.

And it's funny because, until recently, I failed drawing.

Because you made them.

Hello.

Can we talk?

Sure, darling.

I'm sorry you have so many open fronts.

I would like to help you.

But I don't think it's going to be possible.

Because you said so?

I've tried to avoid it,

but I feel like I'm entering adolescence.

How do you notice it?

Well, I mean, I don't know, literally everything.

He said 'I mean', 'like' and 'literally' in the same sentence.

For example, I started dating a boy from my class.

What? No, please, Carlota, not you.

Don't worry, we're not getting married yet.

It's a relief.

But your parents want to meet you.

Get to know each other?

Yes, so I invited them to dinner at home.

But what are you saying, Charlotte? When?

Saturday.

I hope that in a week I'll have time to prepare you so that you're up to par.

- Excuse me? - Rest.

It's going to be a tough workout to make a good impression.

But, daughter, have you ever thought that your parents came out of a cave?

Of course not.

I think you're still inside, so I have to get you out before Saturday.

Please ask for things.

- Don't shout. - Stop!

A little order, you're driving me crazy.

Dad, will you review the capitals with me?

Of course, daughter, do you have an exam?

No, if I say so for you.

It's that Pelayo's parents

You've traveled a lot and I'm embarrassed that you're making a fool of yourself.

Capital of Uzbekistan?

Please, if anyone knows that, you tell them, Rocío.

I don't need to know, I'm famous.

Sara, you're welcome.

Sara, I'm talking to you.

Dani, tell your father that because we are here having breakfast,

It doesn't mean that we want anything from them or that we talk to them.

- Eight says that... - Oh, and you tell him

If you're not going to eat that toast, put it on my plate.

Rocio, could you pass me the jam, please?

Sara.

Sara, can you look at me, honey?

Let's see, your father and I

We had thought that since today is Saturday,

We could all go eat and talk peacefully about the wedding.

What did he say, Dani?

Well, you are warned, I have already prepared the lentils.

Oh, how disgusting, lentils.

- Hey! - What do you mean, how disgusting?

Don't let me find out that you don't eat them.

Because if not, you have them

for dinner and if not, for breakfast.

That.

So I cook less, I can't handle so many people anymore.

Look what I got you.

I already imagined it was the boy. He came in the stroller...

Paco and Carmen have gone to do their monthly shopping.

We must seize the moment and hurry.

We have to baptize him

before they return.

I've already got everything arranged with the priest.

But you're not right in the head.

Don't involve me in your problems.

You come, he needs two godfathers.

Oh, and you have to sign it on top of that?

I don't intend to be your accomplice in this.

Wait. If I help you, will you go live with Agustín?

In sin? Not a chance.

What do you prefer, to live in sin or for the child to live in sin?

Okay, but let's go now, they've gone to do their monthly shopping, not their yearly shopping.

- Dani, Paulita, get in the car. - No!

But don't involve more people.

Let them sign as godparents, since they're minors. There's no need to take any risks.

But hurry up, I'm starting the car.

Paulita, Dani!

You are going to be Paquito's godparents.

What do you think?

It is a super important mission.

The child must be guided until he grows up.

We must teach him everything, we must light his path.

That would give meaning to your life.

No, Dani?

And you, Paulita, would learn that the little ones

They must be protected and educated,

not to compete with them. Come on.

But what have you done?

It wasn't me, it was Cris.

- Cris! - It wasn't me.

- Who did it? - Paulita.

What did I tell you yesterday?

That he should not paint on the walls.

Grandma is going to kill us, we have to wash it.

I tried to take it off, but it won't come off.

They are 'permanent' labels.

Permanent.

We'll talk later, you and I. Come on.

You have to go to church.

We've arrived!

Are you bringing the child?

- Yes, yes, yes. - Good.

Let's move quickly before someone comes in. Get him out.

It took me a while to bring it, but it's finally here.

What for!

Well, it took him a while to bring it, he even grew a moustache.

Children! What have you done?

We tried to get it off, but we couldn't.

It can also be removed with holy water.

As God is almighty.

I knew it!

It's not what it seems.

Oh no? Aren't you baptizing my son?

No, really, we're just cleaning his mustache.

It will be possible.

You have defaced my child.

But how are you going to take it like that?

That it doesn't come out with normal water, we've tried it.

Scoundrels!

Well, the baptism was worth it, wasn't it?

Some holy water fell on him when we were trying to clean his mustache.

How could it be worth it, Milagros? How could it be worth it?

This has been a botched job.

I don't know how I let myself get tangled up in their messes.

Screwed?

Do you call baptisms screwed up?

To the bishop who goes!

Come on, let's go!

Let's go!

After this, I have to go live at your house.

Because your brother and sister-in-law won't let me in anymore.

No way, you promised me you were going to live with Agustín.

If the baptism was committed, but it has remained an attempt.

But that wasn't my fault.

Look, at most, you can stay a couple of days.

And you'll see when I tell Marisa.

That?

It was a perfect plan. It fixed Dani's situation, it fixed Paulita's situation.

and we got rid of our parents in a flash.

At least I tried to do something. What have you done?

Have you managed to get Rocío's mind off being an actress?

Oh no, I delegated it to your mother.

Remember

when he got rid of the idea of being Andalusian.

And he sneaked in a communion on us, let's see what he does now.

Sara's situation seems more serious to me.

That's why I organized this meal

so that we can talk to them like adults.

Talk to those two like adults?

I think it's a super good plan.

Do you have a better one?

Support them.

What are you saying?

Marisa, the more we oppose, the more they will insist.

We have to do

as if we were on their side to make them lose their desire.

Look, there they are.

Listen to me, let them think we understand them.

What? Have you come to your senses?

But let's see, guys.

How are you going to get married?

It would be cool if it were on the beach. What do you think?

Let's see, have you thought this through?

Man, of course. Let's see, Marisa.

I understand your concern. Because heels sink into the sand.

But if everyone goes barefoot...

I won't be able to, you talk to them.

Sara, honey, listen to me.

Dad, we've been together for three years and each of us lives in our own house.

We can't go on like this.

Understand, father-in-law, I need to stay overnight.

I'm tired of leaving at night to come back in the morning.

Wait. What do you intend to do, live with us?

Man, father-in-law, you didn't think we were going to kick you out of the house?

Of course, that's why they were against it.

I told you there had to be an explanation.

But hey, this is the bomb.

Oh, of course, it's a joke.

- Good thing, I thought you were serious. - Really?

And it's serious. But don't worry,

If you don't want us at home, we'll find a way to make a living, don't worry.

- Sara. - Those in-laws.

If we did it out of love.

But we can afford our own apartment.

That I have a job.

Which, by the way, I'm late.

Paco, these four are for takeaway, right?

Of course, what would they be for? You've been here for two years. And pay attention.

Look, pepperoni, four seasons, pineapple

and dulce de leche. You have to be up to date with the latest trends.

And come back quickly, there are four more coming out.

How nice that we are finally living together.

But to be stuck here, let's go live alone.

I've already told you, no, not without getting married. Have you asked Pilar for a divorce yet?

Yes, but he's giving me the runaround.

I don't want to squeeze her now, poor thing.

She just got dumped by the guy she dumped me for.

- Oh, and you feel sorry for him. - Of course, woman.

And no one knows better than me how bad it is.

Yeah? Let's see how you'll do if I let you.

I'm going to ask him again.

I promise you.

Also, let's not talk about her anymore.

What do you prefer today?

Up or down?

Get down, I'm very tired.

Okay, I'm up.

But tomorrow we change.

My head hurts a little now.

Oh.

Come on, Cris, sit nice and tight, like this.

Uh, uh, uh, sorry.

Sorry, the first shift is full. Everyone else, please come back for the second.

But what are you saying, Rosaura?

We just don't fit anymore.

When I started working here, there were seven people in this house.

Two parents and five children. But now,

the new girl,

the mother-in-law, the father-in-law, the attached house...

We are at 11.

So, from now on, there will be two shifts for all meals.

The first shift is already full, the second starts in half an hour, thank you.

Just what we needed. Come on, come on. Let's go, okay? Come on.

Hey, hey!

Dear fans, tomorrow between 10:35 and 10:36

You will be able to see my ad on all screens.

"Little girl, put some butter on."

Rocio, could you put down your phone and have breakfast?

Uh, uh, uh.

That you have lentils.

How am I going to have lentils for breakfast?

I told you yesterday that if you didn't eat them, you could have them for dinner and breakfast.

Come on, Cris, a little bit of yogurt. Look how delicious it is.

I don't want to!

Don't you want to? And what would you like, my love?

A muffin.

All right, honey, let's go.

Is this a joke?

Let's see, we can't allow mealtime

be a traumatic experience for her.

And for me, yes?

Paulita, this is a new educational system.

You are already traumatized,

- So eat your lentils. - Like his wife,

which is the one with the head of the two,

You are on the second shift, I suggest you not be so intransigent.

That's true. Come on, take this.

So you can dip them in the lentils.

Rocio, what did I tell you? To put your phone away.

Dad, from now on, whatever request you have, you can talk to my representative.

Talk to whom?

It's here. Come on, Javier.

Who is there?

You're going to love it, I've invited him to come so you can meet him.

But to whom?

Toño Triana, his daughter's new representative.

Enchanted.

Miracles.

Come in, come in.

I think the girl has a great future. Now, it's essential

take care of your career because any misstep can ruin it.

What career? He's done a butter commercial.

That's just the beginning. With me, you'll reach the top.

What are you going to do? An airline commercial?

Javier, please help a little.

Let's see, the girl has the makings of a star.

And it's clear who he came after.

Javier,

Listen to this man, he obviously understands.

That doesn't need a representative.

That's what he has his father for.

Have you forgotten who got him the lead role at Christmas?

But his career has taken a new level.

Now she needs a shark to defend her from the piranhas. This is the jungle.

But what jungle? Between sharks and piranhas, it looks like an aquarium.

And if you have to deal with piranhas, that's what I'm here for.

I've been in the parents' chat for five years.

You have no contacts in the industry or experience.

No criteria for what I'm seeing.

I'm so sorry, we don't need a representative.

Do you really think I care if you reject me?

With the amount of very important people who reject me every day.

If you want to ruin your daughter's career, go ahead.

It wouldn't be the first.

I don't know if Penelope Cruz rings a bell?

That girl had a promising future ahead of her, she was full of energy.

It was refusing to work with me and what happened?

Who was unemployed in this country for years.

But because he went to Hollywood.

For whatever reason.

But, Mom, where did you get this guy?

From the yellow pages.

Well, nothing.

It's a shame, I had a movie lined up for him.

And I could have made a lot of money.

He doesn't need it.

No, I meant me.

Just kidding, just kidding.

I would only take a measly 30%.

What? 30%?

Mom, please let's forget all this.

Thank you very much and good morning, Toño.

Don't worry, we'll make him see reason.

I do not doubt his power of persuasion.

You could do whatever you wanted.

Of any man,

Miracles.

I'll walk you to the door.

But what are you doing, Milagros?

Poor man, they just passed him by.

You, of all people, should know.

how bad it is.

Well, I'm going to have breakfast!

Oops, the second shift is closed, I feel it.

But anyway, Rosaura...

No, I'm very sorry.

Either we respect the new organization or I go on strike.

The kitchen reopens at 2 p.m. for the first meal.

Woman, give me something. Are you going to leave me without breakfast?

No, daughter, you're not going to make any movie.

- Dad, you're stealing my sleep. - Look how good.

This is how I get back all the sleep you stole from me when you were little.

We are now at peace.

What's up, Cris?

Paulita took the swing away from me.

So you tell Paulita that either she gives you back the swing or she's grounded.

¡Corre!

- Dad, but why? Explain it to me. - Let's see.

Rocio, will you sign an autograph for me?

Me too!

Oh, and my friends too.

For this, daughter.

This is why. I want you to have a normal childhood. Fame is unbearable.

But I love it.

Don't insist, go sign your last autographs

and we'll talk again when you turn 18.

I'm glad you're so clear that I'm not going to talk to you until then.

- Rocío! - Rocío, please!

Please, Rocío!

My goodness, what a mess.

Yes, that's the price of fame.

It's unbearable.

She likes it so much.

No, I was referring to her.

It's unbearable.

But you'll see next week when the novelty wears off and no one pays attention.

The fall is going to be tremendous.

Well, no, she's ready. Because she already has a representative.

Seriously? Representative? For doing a butter commercial?

Yes, and it's going to take her to the top.

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do now, an airline commercial?

You have to be a very bad person to say something like that.

Rocío, come on, let's go see your agent!

- Really? - Yes.

Come on, Jose Luis.

Son, I'm so glad you've reflected on Rocío's situation.

That's what she wants.

It was for smacking that Leticia in the face, she's unbearable.

I hope I'm not mistaken.

No, you're not wrong, no one can stand her.

But you're not fooling me.

Deep down you want your daughter to be happy.

But let's see, what do you mean deep down?

Of course I want my daughter to be happy. Just like any parent.

No, not Agustín. To Agustín

He thinks it's fine that his daughter is married to you. Come on, let's go.

Are you going too?

Man, of course, I was the one who found the representative.

- Then I'm going too. - No!

Go ask your wife for a divorce. Come on, get out.

Wow!

But hey, I'm so glad to see you. Please come in and sit down.

I never know which of the two is the girl.

It looks like they are granddaughter and grandmother, same complexion.

Sorry to bother you on Sunday.

Please, Milagros, I'm Toño Triana. TT, trending topic.

Always on the front foot, 24-7.

How modern you are, Toño.

Well, can you explain to us what that movie is?

It's a very big movie.

It is directed by an American director.

Dennis Dugan.

American?

Dennis Dugan?

But do you know who he is?

- No, I have no idea. - Well, he's very famous.

And most importantly, the protagonist.

Is...

Amanda Castilla.

And Rocío would play her daughter.

Oh really?

Imagine if it's really a drama.

By the way, Rocío,

Do you think you are capable of making a drama?

Of course.

Okay, so let's do a test and send it to the director, okay?

The scene we are going to do is one in which your mother tells you

that she abandons you, but that you will forget her.

And you say to him:

"No, Mom, no, never.

I will never forget you."

OK?

Come on, I'll play the mother.

Please, Milagros. Are you the mother of such an old girl?

It's not going to be plausible.

I'm going to record, let's see.

Action, Miracles.

My daughter,

I have to go.

But soon, soon you will forget me.

How awful.

No.

Mom, no.

That's not going to happen.

Believe me.

They...

never...

never...

I will never forget you.

Bravo, Rocio.

Bravo, very good, very good.

I'll send the test to the director immediately and I'll tell you something tomorrow without fail.

Well,

Wait, seeing this, they don't throw

to Amanda Castilla and get your grandmother.

The one they're definitely going to catch is you, because you're the one who acts best here.

Gold, Javier. This girl is gold.

You know?

Eight and I have been thinking about it and you are right.

With this job he has, we can't get married.

Oh, sorry. Thank goodness.

You are looking for a serious one.

Eight, a serious job? I don't see it.

Good morning, family!

What do you think, in-laws?

Have you got a job?

No, not yet. But I've read

that to get where you want,

you have to behave as if you have already arrived.

Are you telling me you're still in the same job, but dressed like this?

Your pizzas, ma'am.

It has been a pleasure doing business with you.

That suit cost me a fortune, though. Can you lend me something, father-in-law?

No, I don't see it.

Come on, guys, everyone in the car.

Oh, how nervous.

If I get the role, it could be my last day of school.

But you're hallucinating. Do you think you're going to stop studying?

I don't need to study, I'm famous now.

Famous, he says.

Speaking of studying, have you reviewed the origins of the industrial revolution?

I'm going to ask you this afternoon.

And speaking of origins, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

What are you doing?

Work, Rosaura. I work too.

Yeah.

- Sitting all day. - My job is intellectual.

I have to update Conchy since the world of artificial intelligence

every day is more competitive.

You should take care of your own intelligence a little more.

Carlota has left him homework

for dinner on Saturday and you haven't even touched them.

It's just so heavy, I can't learn so many things.

If I can make a vegan dinner and at the same time delicious

and gluten-free and for 14 people,

You can easily learn four capitals.

Can you open?

If I can make a vegan dinner

both delicious and gluten-free

and at the same time for 14 people...

Yes, yes, of course, I can open the door.

But what are you doing here? Didn't we agree that you were going to call me?

I had to tell him this in person.

They've taken the girl, she's in the movie.

Man. Come in, come in.

- Hi there.

Well, the only thing is that filming has to start tomorrow.

and one parent has to come with her.

I don't know if I'll be able to because I have a lot of homework until Saturday.

But my mother could still go.

No, no, no. You see, I think your mother

has confused my courtesy

with a romantic interest.

Oh, of course, since you've already signed with us...

My poor mother can't tell when someone is sucking up to her.

Well, you are especially intelligent.

Listen, I'm not my mother.

Do you see it?

Well, how is Rocío doing with the representative?

All right, he's going to shoot a movie.

Really?

Yes, a drama.

Well, man, it's a drama, don't take it that way.

The girl is terrible, but if you don't go see the movie...

Dani, it was about time.

Your sisters have been waiting in the car for a while.

Dad, what is life but a long wait?

- You, you, we're here. - ¡Javier!

Javier, do you have a moment, please?

I need to talk to you, it's about Dani.

What have you done now, Dani?

- I'll get to the point. We suspect that Dani... - Oh, well,

who suspect. Without evidence, there's no case. Come on, son.

¡Javier!

We have reason to believe that Dani...

It wasn't him. It wasn't you, son, was it?

To be or not to be, that is the question.

We believe that Dani may have high abilities,

to be gifted.

Gifted?

But have you seen it?

He asks himself questions that are not usual for a child of his age.

Yes, but you don't answer them. You'd be gifted if you did.

But that's not all.

Does math operations at the speed of an adult.

Let's see.

Go ahead. Square root of 825.

That's it. 28 with 41 remaining.

This was not adult speed.

And look, look at what writing he did the other day.

What vocabulary.

- Life is meager... - Meager means

scarce, short.

Yeah, I know, I'm not that small.

Well...

You're not fooling me, Dani. You didn't write that.

Yeah.

No, Conchy did that.

- What Conchy? - What do you mean, what Conchy?

Conchy, the artificial intelligence created by me.

As far as I'm concerned, I should be the gifted one.

And now this lady thinks I'm a wimp.

Mom, why don't we go?

Wait, I want to know what happened.

Mother,

- Did you see what I did at school? - Shut up, you bore. Oh, that's awful.

What I want to know is what Dani did. Do you know?

I have an idea.

Oh, son, you never know anything, you're all confused.

¡Javier!

What happened? What did your son do this time?

Nothing, they suspect he may be gifted.

and they want to run some tests on him.

Is your child gifted?

Well, then mine?

I'm going to talk to the principal so they can test him too.

This is really meager.

Dad, Dad, did my agent call you?

Yes, they got you.

Seriously? And why didn't you tell me?

I'm telling you.

Come on, Dad, tell me the rivers of Spain.

Carlota, really, you insult me more and more.

I'm just waiting to see when you'll answer me.

Ask your brother, he is gifted, something.

Let's see, Dani, where is Zaragoza?

I'm gifted, I'm not a fortune teller.

My goodness.

Besides, how could he possibly be gifted? Just like that, all of a sudden?

The family list has always been me.

And I'm the little one and now it's Cris, don't bother me.

Well, we still need to run tests.

That, on Friday.

Ask me again on Friday, I'll be gifted.

Do you really want to test this guy?

Well, it solves square roots super fast.

Please, he's faking.

But how is he going to pretend to do square roots?

If that could be faked, I would have done it already.

Well, I could fake it.

Because a good actress can fake anything.

What are we left with, a good actress or you?

Honey, you don't have to be so hard on Rocio anymore.

So you don't get your hopes up, he's done it.

Maybe the girl is a good actress.

Of course, and Dani is gifted.

And why not?

Well, as Carlota says,

It is very strange that it should happen now, so suddenly.

Look, asking questions is a lifelong thing.

- Uncle Paco. - What?

If a Chinese bites you, do you become Chinese?

You're right. How could Dani be gifted?

But on the other hand, would you be able to do a square root?

Yes, man, of course, of course.

¿No?

You divide the digits in pairs and multiply by...

And then you subtract, yeah, but then...

- You're coming down. - And here?

- Here you add. - Do you add?

No, wait, wait.

Hello.

You're scaring me, huh. Dinner's on Saturday.

So we test Dani?

Don't even doubt it.

Come on, get up, I'll take you to school today,

that dad has to go filming with Rocío.

Above!

Hey! Less screaming, Milagritos.

But hey, girl, what kind of way is that to talk to your grandmother?

And grandpa?

No, Grandpa will pick you up, but now I'll take you.

No, I want grandpa!

Look, Cris, I understand your frustration.

Yes, I would also like to stay in bed until 11

instead of taking you to school,

So let's take a deep breath, calm down...

Or else I'll pull out your pigtails!

with my own hands!

Oh, hey, conscious parenting works.

Please step back a little,

This is the explosive detonator and it is very sensitive.

Yes, yes, calm down, calm down.

Okay, please, from now on, absolute silence.

It's just that the director is very fussy.

But let's see, do you think I'm stupid? That I don't know anything about cinema?

Can everyone keep quiet?

Please.

Silence!

And engine...

Truths and Suspicions , 23-8, first.

And action!

Autumn has come into our lives to stay.

Things are going to change a lot, Olivia.

You will start a new life with your father.

And you will forget me.

Forget you, mom?

Never, never, never!

And cut!

Cut it, cut it!

How did I get into this?

Very good, very good, but let's do one more.

Where you don't put your hand to your head.

That he said the silence because this is a very serious director.

Don Javier, where are you going?

¡Don Javier!

Dani.

Excuse me for butting in.

I believe that the drama that the hand gesture gives to the action,

you can't lose it.

Come on, it's just to help, but it gives the parliament incredible strength.

Who is this guy?

The girl's father.

He is the actress's father.

Father, there is only one father.

Enchanted.

Get off my set. Get off my set now.

- Yes, yes. - And your ass out fast.

- Yes, sorry. - Very fast.

Be careful with the machine!

- One more! - Okay.

Well, well, well, the first day of filming didn't go so badly.

Except for the little incident.

- It's been very humiliating. - Of course.

It has been embarrassing.

Right, daughter? How could those people possibly throw your father out?

No,

Yes, that seemed fine to me. The shameful thing is that you are a clumsy person.

Sorry?

You even told me to move my hand like that to make it more dramatic.

and the director didn't like it at all.

That director, no matter how American he is, has no idea.

The one who has no idea is you, who has never made a movie in your life.

Let's see, what kind of way is that to talk to your father?

Punished to your room.

Look, don't give me any trouble. If you want to punish me,

Tell my agent and he'll find you a spot.

Sorry!

Your agent isn't going to tell me when I can punish you.

Javier, yes, man, I'll tell you, it won't cost me anything. Let's see.

Let's see, for this week the only day, Thursday, from two to three.

And Saturday from ten to ten thirty, but it's not certain.

I would have to confirm it.

You are fired.

Javier, I signed the contract, you can't fire me.

If you want, we'll negotiate.

If there's nothing to negotiate, my daughter is grounded, and she's grounded.

And what happened in the end?

Well, I've put it in its place.

She's going to be grounded for three whole days.

The thing is, I don't know what days they're going to be.

because he has no free dates until June.

Well, let's see if it helps.

Because I think punishing Paulita isn't working.

And what do we do?

He has to feel special.

She has to be sure that we don't love her any less because she's no longer the little one.

You're right, I'm going to talk to her.

Paulita.

I have to talk to you

so you understand one thing. You can't tell anyone.

But I am a little harder on you than on Cris.

It's because I love you more.

It makes perfect sense, think about it.

I know you

since long before and the affection grows with time.

So it is mathematically impossible

that Cris never catches up with you.

So you love me more than Cris...?

That is.

But less than everyone else.

Well, seen like that, not exactly.

Calm down, I'm fine.

Let's see, Cris.

I told Paulita that to calm her down,

but you and I are intelligent people.

How could I not want to?

more to the little girl?

Everyone loves their little girl the most.

So if you have another daughter, you love her more than me?

No, no, that's not going to happen.

Because you are the best little daughter anyone could have.

Why do you think we don't stop?

from having children until you came along?

Because you are perfection.

Do you understand?

But that's a secret. Come to bed.

Let's see, Dani, I have to tell that to your sisters.

because they are always competing with each other.

Because there are a lot of them and they are all girls.

But you,

you are the only boy,

my only son.

How could you not be my favorite?

Huh?

But hey, what are you still doing here?

Good morning. Honey, shall we have breakfast?

I don't like to stay for the second shift,

that children leave everything chewed up.

I'm sleepy.

Hey, if we don't know how to do square roots tonight, we'll watch a tutorial.

But what tutorial? We're going to get it out.

That's why we're parents of gifted children. Come on.

Above.

Go.

Javier, your cell phone!

Yes, please?

Yeah?

¿Javier? ¿Javier?

Father-in-law, the suit thing worked.

I put it on and realized what I have to do.

is to set up my own business.

Oh yeah? Which one?

A piercing and tattoo business. And pay attention,

that children and seniors have a 50% discount.

Take!

Dad, you have to give me my allowance, I want to make one.

I want to get a tattoo on my arm: "Seize the moment, life is short."

Your arm is even shorter, all that doesn't fit in there.

I'll put "mother's love" on it, which is what I'm wearing.

Let's see, Ocho, we value a lot

your entrepreneurial initiative,

But you'll need a place. Where are you going to get the tattoos done?

Wherever people want.

On the arms, on the legs, on the palate...

There are people for everything.

- A place to work, a space. - Oh, yeah, okay.

My dream is to set up my own center.

But until I get the business started, I'll have to do it from home.

Are you going from house to house tattooing?

No, no, no, it's them who come to your home.

- How? - How?

Thank you, we have everything.

But have you gone crazy?

But let's see, didn't you want me to build a future for myself?

The boy is right about that.

I can't believe it. I'm going to work.

Go...

Kids, find the others and go to the car. We're leaving.

But how could you think of that, man? I was almost in agreement.

With these things, what you do is turn him against the wedding.

But, father-in-law, he has no reason to find out,

I promise you that by the time Marisa gets home, there will be no one left here.

No, it kills us.

Well, father-in-law, if you don't support me on this, I might have to tell you what I know.

I can't believe it.

Are you extorting me?

I don't know. What is that?

Blackmail.

Ah, then yes.

Okay, but at five, you have to be out.

Rosaura, have you been there the whole time?

Well, of what he has heard, not a word to the lady.

I'm afraid that's going to cost you a bonus in your monthly salary.

Okay, but don't say anything about what you heard.

About what?

That's it, very good, Rosaura.

No, no, I wonder about what. About that Eight

is going to tattoo here at home

or about what you are hiding from your wife.

About neither of the two things.

Ah, neither. So the bonus will be double, right?

Now we go to 65.

It's easy.

Hi how are things?

- Hello. - I'm the artist's father.

and your biggest fan, Amanda.

Ah, look how good, yes.

I've been watching you act and, well, your performance is magnificent.

But I have allowed myself to prepare some notes for you to improve your acting.

What do you mean, you're going to give me grades? As if this were school?

Well, these are just a few suggestions, but I'm sure they'll be very useful to you.

Please, sir, I've already told you you can't be here. Come with me.

See if you can stay still.

And you, if you could control it for a while, that would be ideal.

- Calm down, trust me. - What a character.

Trust, calm down.

I got yelled at again because of you, damn it.

On top of that, I only wanted to help them.

Okay, please be quiet. They're going to do the bombing scene.

They've been preparing it all morning. So stay quiet.

- The bombing? - Yes.

So the planes are going to roll too?

- Watch out! - Get that hand away!

What the fuck happened?

I've been in the film industry for 30 years and I've never encountered anyone so clumsy.

I'm sorry.

I don't want this guy hanging around here anymore, okay?

Amanda, you are absolutely right and I apologize.

And even though it was Triana's fault,

I promise you

that I'm not going to go through the filming again.

But...

Would you mind taking a selfie with me?

Fuck!

Aren't you coming in for Cris?

No.

Ah, look, that's better.

Let's go.

No, daughter, I mean they bring it to me.

- Look, there it is. - Good afternoon, Don Javier.

I'm bringing your youngest daughter.

Oh, thank you very much, Fernandito.

Hello, Cris.

Anything else?

Yes, I would need you to pass the homework to Rocío.

He's shooting a movie and is going to miss a few days of school.

Of course, Don Javier. But are you sure?

That by doing these errands I will win the heart of your daughter Charlotte?

Of course, every time I talk to him about you, he softens a little.

He's been telling me the same thing for a year and a half.

And I walk the dog, I take out the trash...

Meanwhile, rumors at school are circulating that she's engaged to someone else.

No, Fernandito,

That's nothing serious, don't worry. That engagement is off in two days.

It is impossible for me to learn

all Middle Eastern capitals by Saturday.

GOOD!

Why are you talking to him? He's motivated.

Daughter, don't worry, it's cheap labor.

Come on, Cris, let's go. Ouch!

Hello, Javier.

Man, I was saying it smelled a bit like sulfur around here.

You know what? My son is also going to be tested for giftedness.

Which one? That one?

Good luck, huh? Come on, girls.

See you later, Carlitos.

Rosaura!

- Who are these? - I don't know, ma'am.

They are a family of eight, I think.

And where is he?

He's been in the bathroom for a while.

- Is Eight locked in there? - He says he's finishing.

I can't take it anymore.

Dad, go to the other bathroom.

It's closed Carlota.

But what do you do?

What did I tell you?

But what a scare, mother-in-law, I was dotting the i.

Now it's gone, it looks like an accent.

And 'bida' doesn't have an accent. What a disaster.

Ah, my eyes are bleeding.

Normal, it's your fault.

I hadn't seen anything like this since I checked Sara's WhatsApp messages.

You are certainly soulmates.

Wow, mother-in-law, that's a lovely thing to say.

Finally, a little support.

Mother-in-law.

Father-in-law.

My father-in-law's father-in-law.

We are proud to announce that after pooling all our savings

and start our own business...

And with all the adverse opinions, they had no faith

in us...

You were right, it doesn't work for us.

Impossible. We only have enough for lunch.

because Eight takes pizzas from the pizzeria,

but we can't afford to pay rent.

- What a pity! - Yes.

- I was starting to get really excited. - Yes, mother-in-law.

If that's what hurts me the most.

But it's okay, you tried.

And in a few years, you'll think about it again.

Oh, poor things.

If that's the whole problem,

I can leave you the apartment I have without renting it.

I had hope

in which the grandmother

decided to live with me, but I'm already seeing that's not the case.

Plus she's flirting with that manager, so I don't think so...

So, Grandpa, will you leave it to us?

Of course.

Also this way I could ride

my own tattoo center without any problem.

What, mother-in-law? Are you happy?

Very happy. What?

So call the priest to finalize the date, there's a space on June 22nd.

The what of what?

No, no, no, but that day can't be.

Why not?

Your mother says that because that date is...

Yeah?

Is...

too close.

But, darling, if you've already made up your mind,

why wait any longer?

You're right.

Of course, June 22nd is as bad a day as any other to get married.

I like it that you're being optimistic.

Of course. June 22nd, great.

Marisa, they're going to get married anyway, no matter what.

So if things go wrong, the sooner they get married,

before they get divorced.

Ah, there you are, darling.

Divorce is a solution that is there

and can be taken at any time.

Well, come on, Rosaura, let's make the dinner menu for tomorrow.

What I told you, it has to be vegan and delicious.

One thing or the other, not everything is possible.

This is the list of things you have to buy.

You can definitely find them at the Aldi next door.

This, let's see, I've never asked you.

Do you have a food handler's card?

Sorry?

Carlota, darling, do you mind leaving us?

a moment alone for Rosaura and me?

But then go up to your room, we have to see the wardrobe for dinner.

OK.

Oh God, your head is itching!

That yesterday you were with Aunt Carmen.

I'm going to make an appointment to delouse you.

Honey, Aunt Carmen is a little careless, but from there to...

No, it's just that Paquito just started kindergarten, so maybe he's caught them.

Well, don't hug anyone until I get an appointment.

It's worth it, it's worth it.

Rosaura, I'm very worried about Javier.

He still can't remember that his birthday is on the 22nd.

Oh, that doesn't even cross his mind.

But the children are getting married on the same day.

What worries me is much worse.

Dad!

I was with the Hundred Years' War. It's getting too short for me.

I like it that way.

So,

When I called again, a woman answered

and hung up immediately.

You haven't seen or heard anything strange?

Heard, nothing.

But seen, the other day I was cleaning the table

and I saw on the computer that he was looking for a hotel.

- A hotel? - A hotel.

Oh, God!

What are you doing?

Nothing, we were talking about dinner tomorrow.

Rosaura, what were you talking about?

Calm down, calm down. From what I've heard, I haven't said a word.

Good afternoon. The psychologist will be with you now.

She will run the tests on Dani.

We are here.

Leticia, we have already told you in person, by phone and by email

that your child shows no signs. He is neurotypical.

Excuse me? You haven't even tested him yet, and you're already insulting him?

No, it's not an insult.

All non-gifted people are neurotypical. So are you.

And now you insult me. Look,

I have been investigating and the child shows signs of high abilities.

Can you stay still?

For example, motor overexcitability.

What amounts to being a rude child all his life.

Well, like yours.

Alright,

Alright.

We're going to test Carlitos,

even if it's just to get started.

Mom, I'll pass.

Even the child refuses.

It is defiant denialism.

Another symptom of high ability.

The gifted, if something seems too easy for them,

They refuse to prove that they can do it.

Or not?

Uh... Yes.

Yes, that's true too.

If he has everything, I don't even know why I'm doing the tests on him,

but how you have insisted.

Man!

Fernandito, what are you doing mowing the grass?

Well, continue.

Don Javier's instructions for winning over Carlota.

What morals.

And how are you doing in love?

Well, look, Fernandito, I'm in a mess.

I suspect that Milagros is going to leave me

because she is not convinced that I want to divorce my wife.

And is that so?

I should find out his true feelings.

And hurry up.

Whoever the woman he loves is, he can't lose her.

And besides, time is against them.

You're right, Fernandito.

Well, as always. Look.

Pilar, we need to talk.

This afternoon at around six thirty I'm going to go to the park with the kids.

I'll wait for you at the fountain cafeteria.

Thanks, Fernandito.

You've motivated me. You have to go after what you want.

Of course. Go for your dreams.

And I'll keep mowing the lawn to get mine.

Anyway, tell me, let's see. What was it you wanted to tell me?

It took me a long time to realize what I wanted.

But now I have it clear.

Please, I'll do whatever you want.

No, Agustín, no, don't be a pain.

How happy we could be.

- But I'm happier than ever. - Yes, but not me.

I can't go on like this.

Alright.

Don't beg anymore, but it will be on my terms.

Whatever you want. I need to go back...

Hello?

You're Leticia, aren't you?

Leticia? What Leticia?

Which Leticia will she be? Cloe's mother,

the one who is in class with Paulita.

Ah, that Leticia, I couldn't believe it. Yes, it's me.

And I'm also Milagros's friend.

Paulita's grandmother and Agustín's girlfriend.

And who are you?

I am the other one.

Paulita's other grandmother, she means.

Ah.

Well, I'll leave you, eh.

Ah.

Milagros, you're not going to like what I'm going to tell you at all.

Oh, you're scaring me.

I just saw Agustín with his ex.

I was telling him, "I need to go back."

What did I need to come back for?

I don't know how the conversation ended.

I need to be free again, understand.

Are you going to give me a divorce, yes or no?

Okay, fine. I'll give you a divorce.

if you give me everything else.

The house, the car,

the beach apartment...

I thought I was making him jealous with the agent.

Oh, I'm sorry, daughter.

He's going to find out!

Come on, man! Before he leaves me,

I'll leave him! What does he think he is?

Grandmother!

Oh, look!

There it comes, take it away.

Miracles!

We need to talk.

Well, you start.

It pains me to tell you.

Because it's another failure for you.

But Rocío's representative

He asked me for a relationship and I'm going to try it out with him.

But how? Have you been seeing each other?

Yes of course.

I didn't tell you because I felt sorry for you.

Well, perfect.

Because what I was going to tell you is that I've decided to get back with my wife.

But don't tell him

to Marisa because...

Because it's a surprise.

Ah, well, very well.

Come on, gather up the kids, we're leaving.

Thanks for inviting me, sister-in-law.

You don't know how much I needed to feel like a woman again for a while.

But we are delousing ourselves.

Well, look how I will be, this is the closest thing

to a beauty session that I have experienced since she was born

the child. Why didn't you tell me?

When does it get better?

Well, enjoy it now because it's going to get worse.

And before you know it, he goes and marries you.

I can't believe Sara's case is going ahead.

Above, Javier...

What's happening?

Do you think he's going to forget your anniversary?

If only it were that.

It's just that I'm afraid to tell you.

I think Javier is having an affair.

What? Please.

Oh, you're right, it's so good. I'm just a fool.

What you are is blind.

But have you seen it?

Hey, you like it and I respect it, but...

But what? You like Paco, and he's much worse.

What? You're freaking out.

Do I like Paco?

Oh, God.

- Wasn't that Javier? - Who?

The one with the blonde.

You're obsessed, huh.

Not obsessed. I'm sure it's him.

And she is Manolo.

But how are you going to show up looking like that?

I'll go.

- Have you seen him? - It was him.

But it's obvious that there has to be an explanation.

You're right.

Of course. Think with your head.

But what woman would want to be with Javier?

¡Carmen!

Oh, daughter, how sensitive you are.

I no longer know how to attack you without offending you.

Well, talk to him and you'll clear up your doubts.

Today is Charlotte's big dinner and I'm going to try to restrain myself.

until it's over, but after that...

We're going to talk.

Come on, let's finish, mom and grandma have to come and they have to eat.

And I have to get on with dinner.

And we start getting ready, it's after half past two.

I didn't like this food.

I'm going to order a pizza.

¡Pizza!

Sorry?

I earn my own money, I don't need your approval.

Man, I want to work too.

Do you want to work, Paulita? Well, you'll wash all the dishes.

of the food. And you help Rosaura,

who is overwhelmed with dinner.

Look how good.

And how much are you going to give me?

Ten cents per plate and 5 cents per glass.

11 dishes

at 10 cents each, plus 11 glasses at 5,

yields a total of 1.65 euros.

Gifted.

Come on, I'm going!

What a rip-off, Dad.

For someone who doesn't know where the Urals are, you're pretty smart.

Yes, daughter, yes, thank you very much.

What's up, Rosaura?

I've been doing a quick calculation.

And if we divide what I earn per month

because of the amount of dishes I wash

and we divide that amount by the seven days of the week

and that amount for three meals a day, turns out...

- What? - Paulita earns more than me.

But, let's see, Rosaura.

She is a temporary employee and you are a permanent employee.

You have to value that too.

Cris.

Since you like playing with gadgets so much,

Would you like to do the dishes for real?

Seriously? How much do you give me?

One cent for each glass and two for each plate.

Wow!

Well, maybe I'm no longer interested in remaining a permanent fixture in this house.

The one who might not be interested is me.

With all the children I have, I have plenty of manpower.

But they charge him more than me.

Logical, that's logical, they work better.

How are their little hands?

smaller, have better access to the glasses, and are better washed.

You know what? It's over.

I'm going on official strike and going to sunbathe in the garden.

But you don't say anything to him?

No, I don't get involved in your fights.

What is that?

My goodness.

But...

Paulita!

And this?

Oh my God!

This time it was Cris, I promise.

¡No!

No, no, no.

You've put your sister in charge of your work.

You wanted me to do things with her.

Punished to your room.

Again, Dad? You're taking away my will to live.

Daughter, don't be so melodramatic, you overact more than your sister.

Ah, what he told me.

My goodness.

Thank goodness you'll put out the good dishes for Pelayo's parents.

What?

Don't we have any good dishes either?

Honey, yes we do.

The thing is that we use it so little that who knows where it is.

Great, you don't know where the Ural Mountains are,

you don't know where the good dishes are...

My goodness, what a disaster.

Rosaura, please help me.

Excuse me, I've already told you I'm on strike.

On strike? What do you mean, on strike?

It is a right of all workers.

- And does it have to be today? - I'm sorry, Carlota.

It's nothing personal, you're just a collateral victim.

But strikes must be done.

when they hurt the most. Otherwise, they're useless.

Dad, please give him everything he asks for.

What you have to ask me for is forgiveness.

They are here.

But it's not even four in the afternoon.

I'll go see who it is.

What's happening?

I'll bring your nephew to you, I'll pick him up tomorrow.

But what are you saying? I'll accept it if you take Mom.

Come on, man, we need to get some sleep, Carmen is crazy.

But tonight is dinner with Carlota's in-laws,

it just can't be.

Well, you won't even notice one more. By the way, I think he shat in the car.

No, no, no, no. Hey, hey...

Hey! What...

Yes, he has shat himself.

Rosaura, it's okay that you don't do anything,

But please don't get in the way all the time.

It's called picketing and it's done in all strikes.

Come on, please, they're almost here.

- I'm going, I'm going. - Everyone down!

But what are you doing dressed like that?

I never thought I'd say this,

but the only one who is doing decently is Ocho.

We are normal.

Well, that's it, I told you to put on your wedding clothes.

Yeah, man.

I've put on my best suit. Well, the only one I have.

They're here. Grandparents, Dad!

Hello.

Hello!

Mom, Dad, this is Pelayo and his parents, Rodrigo and Fabiola.

Hey, Fabiola, nice to meet you.

I have never seen such exotic beauty since I was in Tashkent,

capital of Uzbekistan.

Pelayo,

stand up straight, damn it.

Are you rich?

Very tasty, yes, well the broccoli maybe a little bit

overcooked for my taste. Lacks flavor.

Girl, put some butter on!

But what does it say?

The most important thing about food, Javier, is that it is healthy.

- Okay. - Do you know what I did last week?

No.

I took Fabiola and the child and went to Trivandrum, Kerala.

India, capital New Delhi.

With more than 1,428 million

of inhabitants, the most populated country

of the planet today.

Indeed, I took them.

- to an Ayurveda hospital... - Ayurveda.

South of Bombay, right?

Ayurveda is a system of integrative traditional Hindu medicine, Javier.

Sure, sure.

But that is typical

from South Bombay, I understand.

Typical of all India, Javier.

By the way, Marisa, that's very pretty what you're wearing.

It's very simple.

Is it from Sáez Vaquero?

It's from a new designer.

Mom, but you bought it at Primark.

Dear,

Shall we go for the seconds?

- Let's go for seconds, huh. - Yes.

What? You don't have service?

Yes, the bathroom is there.

Yes, but I'll go first.

That they have also sat badly with me

broccoli burgers.

Son, a little respect, there are guests.

Rosaura,

You have to stop the strike, we need your help.

Yes, please, even if it's just dessert, so there's something edible.

We are willing to negotiate.

There are a lot of you, huh.

Yes, and there are more people upstairs. The little one is sleeping.

Ah, I thought that was the little one, since she still talks badly like that.

Well no.

We've only had Pelayo.

And we are very concerned that the people he interacts with are up to his standards.

Well, it's not that high either.

Oh, cutie, don't you know anything about manners?

The elbows are not placed on the table.

Education is very important, Paulina.

Haven't your parents told you?

Are you a girl or a chimpanzee?

Oh!

And from now on, I will no longer be paid monthly by weight,

I'm going to charge per person.

Because there are more and more people here and it's no longer worth it.

Okay, per person. But each child is equivalent to half a person.

So he's going to charge

one person for every two children.

Would you please come to an agreement now? We have to get on with dinner.

Here we are with the second one.

The service. Sorry. Everything's fine, right?

Yes, here, telling Paulita

who do not put their elbows on the table.

And that the children

Those who misbehave are hit hard on the ass.

Because without education you don't get anywhere.

Yes, yes, he is leaving.

To your room, grounded without dinner, Paulita.

Thank you.

Ow! Ow, ow, ow! What are you doing, boy?

Your son is kicking me under the table.

No, but don't worry, this isn't because he's rude, it's because he's gifted.

He has motor overexcitability.

Dani, please help yourself.

- No. - And that's not because you're rude?

No, it's called defiant denialism.

It seems so easy to him

eat dinner that refuses to show that he can.

Now, all this will last until Monday.

Because as the results come to us

and if he is not gifted, he will be grounded for a month.

- Can I start now? - No.

No no.

No! No, no, no!

What are you doing? Drop that.

Not with your hands.

Now, yes, eat.

But what are you doing awake? And what are you giving the child?

I'm giving him dinner.

Yes, for dinner. And look how you've made it.

To dad you go.

Run, run before dad arrives!

Dad, Dad, come running, Cris

he's giving the baby dirt for dinner.

What? Sorry.

Well, he's already having a better dinner than us.

How envious.

But, Cris, what have you done with the child?

It's just the pajamas.

There's Paquito.

In the end, she's going to be gifted.

She took off his pajamas herself.

and turned on the washing machine.

Let's wash the child.

Pelayo, don't you have anything to tell us?

You haven't opened your mouth all night.

But who will it be now?

Go!

Where is my son?

Where is my son?

Paquito!

I was saying that they couldn't all be them.

Paquito!

I knew it. Stop trying to baptize my son.

Poor woman. We like to do charity work.

and we have her son in foster care until she is rehabilitated.

You understand me.

But what a poor woman, if she is Aunt Carmen.

Look, I told Paco, huh.

Don't even think about leaving the child with your brother while he's being baptized.

You have very peculiar family relationships.

Well...

A small incident,

but I'm already here.

Look, what I do see as positive about you is that here

traditional lifelong relationships are respected.

Yes indeed.

Grandparents, parents, children.

For whose parents are you?

Marisa's or Javier's?

Of the two.

Well, I am Javier's mother

and this is Marisa's father.

But aren't you a couple?

We were hooking up, but I'm already over him.

We do believe in traditional marriage and family.

In fact, we're getting married in three weeks.

But Pelayo was about to speak when we were interrupted.

What now? I'm going!

Rodrigo, Ocho is an entrepreneur, like you.

We are also very demanding with our sons-in-law.

Enjoy your meal.

My friends have told me that 'life' is with a 'v'.

Well, if you'll excuse me for a second.

Please accompany me to my office.

If I were you, I'd go to the other office.

Because in the end the broccoli made me feel worse than I thought.

A bug.

I had left this filth.

Dinner didn't turn out very well.

No, really.

- Your family is a bit like that... - Like what?

Friquis, rare people.

Well, let's see, they have their things.

Well, his things, he says.

But it's not a big deal either. Just ignore them...

How can we ignore them?

I'm not going to ignore them. I should ignore you, too, shouldn't I?

Why me, let's see? I'm from a good family.

The important thing is not to be from a good family, but to be from a good family.

Let me chime in to say that what you said is beautiful.

And that makes me admire you even more.

If possible.

And who is this idiot?

Of course, Pelayo, I liked you better when you didn't open your mouth.

You know what? I'd rather go out with this idiot than with you.

Please...

Oh really?

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Is it possible that I have climbed one step higher?

on the stairs to your heart?

Yes, Fernandito, now you are...

the penultimate in my heart.

Second to last? Here you go!

Well, we now have the test results for your children.

Remember this is not a competition.

Yes, yes, but let's get to the point. Is the winner?

High five, son!

Am I gifted?

Gifted, you? Don't be silly, of course not.

But neither does Dani.

Am I not gifted? Am I going to forget everything I know?

No, son, but your chance of defiant denial is over.

and motor overexcitability. Go to the car and wait for me there quietly.

A shot to celebrate?

Conchy, I'm not gifted.

Wow, man, what a meager title that was.

Now I'm lost again. If I'm not gifted,

What is my destiny?

For directions ask Siri, I'm here for deeper stuff.

One more thing, Conchy.

Good afternoon, Mr. Javier.

Come on, Fernandito, it was about time.

I have Dani waiting in the car and I have to go pick up Paulita from basketball.

By the way, the other day when you cut my hedge, you left it very uneven.

You'd have to be a little more refined.

I'm sorry, Mr. Javier.

But I don't think I'll run any more errands for him.

What's up? You don't want to win your sweetheart's heart anymore?

Of course.

But I think it'll be easier to wait until he rules out everyone else.

I'm already second to last on your list.

That's great, Fernandito. Now it's time to push,

that you have moved up a position.

Look, three walks with the dog, a quick car wash, and we've got it.

Cheer up.

Well, son, I'm sorry you're not gifted.

and that you are just super heavy.

Don't worry, Dad, I'm cured of that too.

Seriously? Is it over finding you every morning?

with eyes wide open staring at the ceiling?

I've been talking to Conchy at length.

and I don't want to give things any more thought.

That's very good.

As she says, what's the point of asking what comes before death,

maybe we are already dead

and what we don't know is what comes before?

All right, son, buckle up.

Javier.

Javier, can I ask you a question?

Yes, if it's not too deep.

It's very simple. Who is Manolo?

Manolo? I don't know.

Oh, you don't know?

Well, he called you on the phone and when I picked it up, he didn't answer.

Then I called and it turned out to be a woman.

And then I saw you on the street with a blonde.

And Rosaura told me that you've booked hotels.

Did Rosaura tell you?

But I'm paying you for your silence.

As?

Let's see, I'll tell you.

- But don't get angry. - Well...

Since the girl is so excited to get married by the sea,

Well, I've booked a luxury hotel on the coast to celebrate the wedding.

Oh!

Manolo, the blonde, is the organizer.

A wedding planner.

I've kept everything so secret so you wouldn't catch me.

Because you are so against it,

I was counting on convincing you before giving you the surprise.

That I am against it?

A bit.

Are you serious?

What I don't understand is why you're so excited about this madness.

I thought they were going to get over it, but since they are going to do it in the end,

What I want is for your wedding day to be as unforgettable as ours.

If it's as unforgettable as ours, you're in for a treat.

What do you mean?

Nothing, I don't want to say anything.

Look, you know what?

You're right. Let's enjoy it.

And let it be, well, I don't know, whatever it has to be.

You may wonder why we have gathered you here.

Well, you know that

Eight and Sara want to get married.

And his dream was to do it on the shore

from the sea, so...

We're going to the beach as a family.

Seriously, father-in-law?

Thanks, Dad.

Damn, my mom is going to be so excited.

But if we don't know her, all this is absurd.

Well,

I'm already mentally prepared, if you're lucky, you'll have to do it.

We'll meet her there.

I won't introduce you to the parents of the next one until after the ceremony.

Well, I can't go.

I have the presentation of my film.

But, daughter, how could you not go to your sister's wedding?

Family is the most important thing.

Well, that's why I do it, Dad.

When you're old, you'll want to be put in a good nursing home.

And if it's because of this bunch of starving people, you'll be sleeping on the street.

I think I'm going to have a conversation with all of you.

But it will be after the wedding.

But who are all these people?

Well, her husband hired them to provide a bit of atmosphere.

- It looks better that way. - Ah.

It seems incredible to me that the children are getting married today.

But hey, as Javier says, you have to live in the present.

And if not, they can always get divorced.

Woman, don't tell me this to my face.

And do you think Ocho's mother will arrive on time?

Because the ceremony has to start in ten minutes.

Don't worry, it will come, don't worry.

What a load of rubbish, throwing flowers

in front of the bride and groom.

Do you want to throw them away?

Me? Please.

Do you know why they sent it to you?

Because you are the smallest

and you are closer to the ground.

Dad told me that he threw them his favorite.

My favorite sister is you.

Do you want us to throw them together?

OK!

- Good afternoon, sir. Are you free? - Yes.

Oh, well, what luck. Because men

so attractive they are usually all taken.

Well, you've seen us now.

Don't even move. What's your name?

- Pedro. - Very well, Pedro.

Act naturally, Pedro.

Miracles,

What are you doing sitting here?

The family seats are in the front row.

Yes, but I came with a companion.

and we want a little privacy.

Since Toño couldn't come,

I saw this one, I liked it and I said to myself: "Well, I'll wear it to the wedding."

And you won't introduce me to him?

- Yes, his name is Pablo. - Pedro.

His memory is not very good, but he has his own teeth.

And quite a bit of hair.

On the sides.

Here comes Eight!

Hello.

Delighted, mother-in-law.

I find it incredible that we meet at the altar.

You almost didn't make it.

I arrived too soon.

They haven't even set up the open bar yet.

What for?

There's the bride, finally.

Oh, how pretty.

Oh, daughter.

Yeah.

Family, friends,

We are gathered here to celebrate

the union of this couple,

who have been showing for many years how much they love each other.

Well, many...

Proceedings.

Marisa,

Do you want to renew your vows with Javier as your legitimate husband?

That?

Very happy anniversary, my love.

Surprise!

- I don't understand anything. - It's our 20th anniversary.

Our porcelain wedding.

Did you think I forgot?

I've organized all this to renew our vows and surprise you.

You mean children don't get married today?

No, of course not, they don't get married.

And I've been worried these past few weeks for nothing?

Not at all.

Are you happy?

Are you an idiot?

No one understands you, darling.

If I forget, because I forget. If I am romantic, because I am romantic.

And you?

How did you agree to this?

Mom, do you remember my birthday?

Our anniversary is on the 22nd of next month.

But I wouldn't remember him this year even if I were dead.

And if he forgets, we'll have it.

Guys, on the 22nd of next month, your mom and I will be celebrating 20 years of marriage.

And I'm sure she won't remember me even if she's dead.

Because she's almost hoping I'll forget so we can have her.

We're going to surprise him in style, that's the plan.

A re-wedding, but you're the ones who are going to pretend to be getting married.

- What? - Yeah, man, father-in-law, you're freaking out.

I have my whole life ahead of me.

If you don't support me on this, no.

Next month, your dream is going to be to get married on the beach.

Not on the beach, father-in-law, where the heels get buried.

Man, I still have to get tattoos, piercings,

travel the world on a motorcycle, travel with my friends...

But let's see, you're not really going to get married, you losers.

You just have to go along with it, fake it all.

You have to see what a mess you've made, considering how bad I've been through.

thinking that the children were going to get married so young.

Well, my love, what about the relief you feel now?

Also, this way you are already prepared, in case they decide, God forbid,

get married someday.

Yes, today.

- What? - How?

Taking advantage of the fact that Marisa had already made up her mind,

We talked to the priest and got married for real.

No, no, wait, don't stay with me.

Dad, we wouldn't have thought of that.

In fact, we thought it was crazy.

But you were so convincing when you explained it to Mom...

No, no, no. Let's see, Father, aren't you going to marry these children off?

Well, the church is not there to despise weddings.

They have decreased a lot lately.

Yes, but that's why I'm renewing my vows.

There's no need for me to want to raise the national quota at the expense of my family.

It's okay, Javier.

As you say, you have to live in the present.

And if things don't go well for them, they should get divorced.

No, darling, no.

Yes, it's decided.

Very well, my son, say yes!

Ma'am, you may go now. Thank you for your service.

But how do you talk to Ocho's mother like that?

She's not Ocho's mother. Do you think we were going to involve

to Ocho's real mother at a fake wedding?

So who is it?

Well, when you asked about her, we had to improvise.

Look, I think that one at the bar could be useful for us.

That?

Come on.

Good morning, madam.

Hello good.

She's a little tipsy, but I think it's okay, right?

Okay, although she'd have to wake up a little, right?

Not much either.

If it's to play your mother.

Ma'am, would you like to win 50 euros?

Please...

But for 200, I'll do whatever you want.

That's what I said, ma'am. You can go back to the bar now.

No way, it's my son's wedding and I wouldn't miss it for anything.

Damn, Mom, that's beautiful. I'm touched.

Let's see, was anyone else in on this?

They told me when things were already critical.

But, Dad...

Agustín, so you understand, the boys are not getting married.

But I need you to offer them your apartment.

- so we can continue with the charade. - Oh, okay.

Because I'm going to need that apartment.

As soon as I divorce Pilar, which I'm working on, I'll marry your mother.

You have to have desire.

What? And why didn't you ask me?

Because when I went to the park to ask you, you said you'd let me.

Because I thought you were going to leave me.

But what are you saying?

They saw you in the park talking to your ex,

telling her you'd give anything to get back with her.

Not to get back with her.

To be free again so I can marry you.

Anything you asked me for.

The family home, the apartment,

the car, as long as she gave me a divorce.

- And he gave it to you? - Yes.

So you're divorced?

Yeah.

So why do we keep arguing instead of just getting married?

Well, that's what I say.

Well, ask me.

Milagros, will you marry me?

- Yes, I do. - Okay, okay.

Well, very well.

Father, whenever you want.

Look, I'm going to ask on the air and everyone who wants to get married,

that he answers yes and that's it.

Wait a minute, are we all crazy?

No one gets married here except us, it's our porcelain wedding.

Javier, we're all ready.

Come on, man, you've made me bitter all these weeks.

preparing the surprise, don't spoil it for me now too.

OK.

Well, come on, let's see.

Half of the people here

wants the other half as her legitimate husband?

Yes I want!

The other half, does he want the first half as his lawful wife?

Yes I want!

Well, I declare to you...

One moment.

But what's going on? Do you want to get married too?

No, I have a husband.

But today is International Pizza Day and it's left me in the lurch.

It was in case, while we're at it, you could baptize me.

to the child.

Because I spend my life on edge in case they baptize me by betrayal.

Of course, man.

No problem, but please wait until the wedding order is finished.

- I declare them... - Wait, wait.

It is!

Come on, what was missing. What do you want, to take communion again, darling?

What happened? The press conference?

Family is much more important than any press conference.

Your sister is getting married and you're here for the press conference?

No, love.

Run to your sister's wedding. Look, family is always the most important thing.

Remember well what I tell you.

It doesn't matter where you arrive.

If you don't do it with the people who love you,

it is absolutely useless.

Thank you so much.

"Thanks you".

With how much he loves to suck up the camera, he stays here and steals the spotlight from us.

Well, I already brought it. If it weren't for Iberia Express, we wouldn't have made it.

- I'm going to the pool. - No, man, no,

Stay and get married too. Since you've come.

No, very kind, but I appreciate it as if I were married.

Don't tell me you came all the way here and are going to leave without getting married.

Sure, woman, I have one to spare. Look, I'll give it to you. It's over there.

Rosaura, if I were you I would sit down quickly, otherwise they'll get you married here.

Well, if you don't sign up

No one else and no one has to say anything now or remain silent forever,

I now pronounce you all husbands and wives.

You can kiss whoever you want.

Well, long live the bride and groom! Long live the bride and groom!

GOOD!

¡Bravo!

♪ Sometimes it shows up in the morning, ♪

♪ shooting smiles and garlands at each other. ♪

♪ Sometimes a minute of joy turns into a day or two. ♪

♪ Sometimes a cloud of frost catches you, ♪

♪ deceives you and leaves you happy and content and envelops you ♪

♪ The sun's rays inside and out. ♪

♪ How lucky to have you ♪

♪ When dawn breaks and you tell me "I love you." ♪

So this was what he was hiding from his wife.

I was already saying that it was impossible for you to have an affair.

Ah, does all this seem like little adventure to you?

By the way, be careful, you might be the one having an affair today.

- He's very handsome. - No, no.

♪ Sometimes we sneak through a gap ♪

♪ losing his shirt and watch. ♪

♪ Sometimes he surprises us with a gesture ♪

♪ that cat leaning out of the balcony. ♪

♪ Sometimes you make mistakes and you get them right, you give up and still win without being the best. ♪

♪ How lucky to have you ♪

♪ When dawn breaks and you tell me "I love you." ♪

♪ Loving you so hard ♪

♪ Let the universe tremble with emotion. ♪

Oh, my children, I am so excited.

We're going to be so happy together, the three of us.

But what does this lady say?

I don't know, but if he has a house, it might be good for us. We don't have your grandfather's house anymore.

Oh, sister-in-law, we've celebrated your anniversary!

Sister-in-law, honey, be careful, okay? Be careful.

You're worse than Ocho's mother.

♪ And it's noon on the moon. ♪

♪ And it's salt season in the sea. ♪

♪ And improving on what came before is a great time to start. ♪

♪ Wedding bells are ringing. ♪

♪ Behind those clouds the sun will always rise. ♪

♪ You will never be alone, ♪

♪ You will always have our love. ♪

Let's see, Eight.

How could you not be my favorite son?

Whose head does it fit in?

If you are the only one I want without being forced

by the ties of blood.

Guys, you won't have it

believed, right?

Guys, hey, calm down. Guys, guys, I was just kidding.

I was joking! I was joking!

No, I said it as a joke!