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(film reel clicks)

(water splashes)

(chimes tinkle)

(birds squawk)

♪ Big drip ♪

♪ Swimming with the sharks ♪

♪ You a little fish ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Click, click ♪

♪ Pull you pussy niggas on my hit list ♪

♪ Quick, quick pay attention ♪

♪ You don't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Chop it up ♪

♪ Pull it up real quick ♪

♪ I be getting high on limb bitch ♪

♪ Big drip ♪

♪ Swimming with the sharks ♪

♪ You a little fish ♪

♪ Click click ♪

♪ Putting pussy niggas on my hit list ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Quick quick ♪

♪ Pay attention you don't wanna miss this ♪

♪ Chop it up put it up real quick ♪

♪ I be getting high I'm lit bitch ♪

(clapping)

- Nice moves.

- Yeah, you like it?

- Sure you're not half bad for a football player.

- But you got something against men

with exceptional athletic ability or something.

- I do when they hog my studio time.

- Oh my bad.

My bad.

- It's okay.

- Have a good one.

- You too

(soft music playing)

♪ Not out from the start ♪

♪ But we fuck it up real hard ♪

♪ Red solo cups and I crashed my mom's car ♪

♪ No, oh na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Greetings from planet I don't even care ♪

♪ Try to live your life but always ♪

♪ Live and appear no ♪

♪ Oh, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

- Let's run the play!

Let's run the play!

♪ We are having the time of our lives ♪

♪ Starting the fight fuck what is right ♪

♪ I got pills, I got drugs ♪

♪ I got lives, I got live ♪

(teammates cheering)

- I am not one of them!

I know you wanna, oh.

(car approaching)

(whistle blowing)

- DC you're showboating, and you were late.

- Oh my bad coach.

I mean, yeah, I was late this time,

but I'm not gonna be late again.

My bad.

- You just did.

- Yeah, I mean, but like again, again,

I won't be late.

Just calm down coach.

- Boy just get out of my damn face.

- Man you know what?

You look a little upset, you know?

You know what?

Check it out.

Hey look, I got something special for you.

Check it out.

I need to lighten you up.

- [Team] Happy birthday to you!

Coach happy birthday to you!

Coach happy birthday to you!

Aye!

- Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Coach!

- Yeah, we got you balloons.

- You like it?

- Yeah, that's really nice guys.

Thank you.

I'm really touched.

- I see.

- Get your asses back to work.

Move!

Move!

Move!

Get ready to play!

- All right bro you get your reach up.

- My reach but he's jumping off sides the whole time.

- You still gotta get your shit ready.

- Hey fellas.

is it just me or does it feel like Coach

is projecting some childhood trauma on us?

- It's you bro.

It's definitely you.

- Go team!

- All right.

- I think I know that kid.

- Hey man, don't you boys ever think

about how blessed we are?

- Hey, bro.

Don't be saying that kind of shit out loud.

You trying to jinx a good thing?

- Woo go team!

- Oh.

Pretty sure that's it.

You happy.

And if it was really a blessing from God,

there wouldn't be no olives on this pizza.

Cause I don't eat olives.

- All right guys.

Relax relax.

Enough with the sermon talk.

Damn fellas what we doing tonight, shit any ideas?

- Man I think-

- Go team.

Maybe I'll see you later?

- Ooh, woo.

Now tell me that ain't a blessing from God.

- That look like a blessing from God.

Come on.

- She gave me 50 now.

- Hey we need to see if she got a friend.

That looks like God's work.

That's God's work.

(hip hop music playing)

(indistinct chatter)

(laughter)

♪ Go crazy with it ♪

♪ Go crazy with it ♪

- Go to work?

Oh, you one of them?

- Hey, hey.

What's up?

♪ Go crazy with it ♪

♪ Go crazy with it ♪

♪ Watch me smash ♪

♪ Watch me smash ♪

- What's up Mr. Simpson?

- Man, I heard the music.

Thought I'd joined your little shindig.

I mean, if you don't mind.

- Sorry but this shindig is for friends only.

Hey next time?

- Friends only.

Got it.

- Who was that?

- That's the landlord.

He act like he owns this bitch.

- Isn't that what landlord means?

- Get out.

You can follow Mr. Simpson.

- Stay here.

You can stay with me.

- Control her though.

- I got it.

(birds chirping)

(phone dinging)

(phone dinging)

(phone dinging)

- Hey bro, will you please answer that?

- Marcus says he says he wants to meet

at the office and it's urgent.

I don't even know why he wants to meet on a Sunday.

- Focus your energy on J and DC.

I'll set my intentions and be there.

- I don't even know what that means,

but I'm gonna go get the guys.

- [Shonda] DC I know you hear me DC!

- Mother fucker.

- [Shonda] I know you hear me!

Stop playing with me DC!

Bring your ass down here!

Oh, I'm not playing with you!

You got me so messed up!

I need some dick!

You hear me?

D I C K I need some dick, where you at?

I know you hear me!

DC!

D C!

(hip hop music playing)

D C!

I know you hear me!

- DC

DC

DC wake up bro Shonda's down there tripping.

Shonda.

- Shon-

Shonda?

- Yes.

Shonda?

What the fuck is Shonda-

- Who the fuck is Shonda?

- Don't worry about it.

- Damn how many you got up under there?

- As many as I could fit.

Oh.

- I know you hear rocks hitting your window!

- Shit!

- Oh shit.

- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

- Hey where you going?

You want me to handle these for you?

- What the fuck is this?

- Hey, how y'all doing?

Y'all look a little cold right now.

I'll warm y'all up a little bit.

- Oh no.

- It's so early I can't do this right now.

I'm out.

- You need to be out.

- Oh good.

- Daffy Duck built ass.

Y'all trash anyways.

Ugh.

Musty cooch ass, how you fucking with them DC?

Boy these hoes stink!

- Hey look, you got five seconds to come down.

Five.

Four.

Fuck it, one!

I'm tearing this shit the hell up.

- What the fuck are you doing here, yo?

- What are you doing?

Why aren't you answering that any of my calls?

- That's my fucking house, what do you mean?

I don't care.

Where you been?

I need some dick.

I'm made an appointment on Thursday and today's Saturday.

- It's fucking Saturday.

You should have been here Thursday.

Okay, well then let's just do it now.

- No we can't do it right now.

- Come on please.

- No you gotta go, dog.

- Why?

Is there a bitch in that house?

- Shut the fuck up, man.

- Is there a bitch in the house?

- I was sleeping, calm down.

- Sleeping five o'clock in the afternoon.

You think I'm stupid?

Stop

playing

with

me.

- Your appointment was when?

- Thursday.

- Today is what?

- Saturday.

- Then you should what?

- Quit playing with me.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll see you at your next appointment.

- Come on in guys.

♪ On my grind my golden gold bar oh ♪

Take your seats, take your seats.

Okay.

DC,

B Moore,

Jay.

Dan.

I'm sure you're wondering why I called you guys in here.

- Hey, look, before you get started,

whatever that girl said, she lying bro.

I ain't never did nothing like that a day in my life.

And I didn't even know about the Dick Donut challenge.

I was able to get like half a dozen donuts

on my dick before I realized she was TikToking it.

But I didn't-

- Boy what the hell are you talking about?

- Nothing Coach.

Carry on.

- Thank you.

Anyway,

coach Marcus just got fired.

- What?

- Are you serious?

- Wait, what happened?

- Look, right now everything's being kept under wraps.

Let's just say he was caught violating

a few of the ethics rules.

(laughter)

- As usual.

Let me guess.

Like that time we caught him doing cocaine in his office and

he tried to tell us it was vitamin CC.

- Or, or that time he had brought

the strippers to the locker room.

- No, no.

Hey,

what about the time that we all had to get a physical and he

was a little handsy,

right?

Anybody?

- Like I said,

I can't divulge that information mainly

because I don't even know myself.

- Damn he didn't even make me cough.

- Okay, well what does that mean for all of us?

- Here's the skinny.

While the school hasn't made it public yet,

they're bringing in Coach Meyers

from Colorado State to take over.

He already has a few players he wants to bring on.

And since there's only so many scholarships available,

you guys won't be receiving yours next season.

- Hey what?

- Are you shitting me?

- What you mean?

- How you expect us to go to school if

we're not getting a scholarship, bro?

- Everybody got risk like that-

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.

So what does that mean for us?

Are we off the team?

- Absolutely not.

The only thing that's changes is

now you have to pay for your own tuition.

Other than that, you're free to play.

I knew you boys probably never seen a tuition bill,

so I took the liberty of having yours printed up.

- Oh hell no.

Hell no this is too high.

- Boy God, that much for books?

- Look at that.

- It's ridiculous.

- God damn!

- Way too high.

- Hold on, coach.

How come all of ours are different?

It's based on your parents' income.

Unfortunately, the more they make,

the less you get.

- That's some bullshit.

- Hold on, wait a minute.

So is this for a year?

- Semester.

- Semester?

(shouting)

I mean, what exactly are we paying for then?

- You're getting the best state education one can have.

And you can't put a price tag on that.

- You just put a price on it and gave it to all of us.

- Hear me out.

All right, look,

there's gotta be a way we can come up with, you know,

a new plan.

You know what I'm saying?

Make some money under this table.

Look, all we need is a couple-

- I'm going to ignore that comment

about me committing a fraud.

You all can apply for a student loan

just like every other student.

Oh,

I almost forgot.

Here's a list of employers that are

"friends" of the university.

You're pretty much guaranteed to get the job

as long as you're an athlete.

Look fellas,

I know this is a lot to take in with this summer being

halfway over and all.

But if there's a way,

I know you guys can find it.

I have faith in you.

Now scram.

I got a five o'clock.

- That's some bullshit.

- We're screwed.

- That's some bullshit.

- You'd give us a scholarship if you

believe in us man.

- Let's go.

Let's go man.

- Hey coach just hear me out, listen.

If I just get one social security number.

- DC put a sock in it.

- My EDD is popping right now.

- I got five o'clock, scram.

- You're messing up the bag.

- Five o'clock.

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ I got my hater blockers on ♪

♪ Talk to much ♪

- Damn, bad news travels fast.

- And my intuition was correct.

Coach has major issues.

- Man It's all your fault.

Booker T, jinx us with all that blessed talk.

- Come on look man, we just hit a little bump in the road.

Hey, we all still ballers, right?

- Hey DC.

- I thought you might need this.

- Yeah, we're screwed.

- Oh my God.

- Hey, don't come to my room for a week, bro.

- Hey yo, good luck on the job interview man.

- Same what y'all about to get into?

- Trying to find a job without burning calories.

- They make shit like that?

- Oh yeah bro check it out.

- Hey hey man, no, don't get him all confused and stuff.

Go kill your interview bro.

And if you get the job I got a nice little bottle

of 1942 at the crib for you.

- A bottle?

Oh nah, consider that mine.

- Hell no.

Boy that jobs mine, man.

- Please don't smell that.

And don't touch that.

Okay.

Before we get started,

have either of you ever participated

in a group interview before?

- Oh yeah, I do group activities all the time.

Yeah, I do that.

- Okay, like what?

- The huddle?

- Yeah.

- As in football?

- Duh.

Of course.

- Okay.

Well this isn't gonna be similar to that.

Essentially what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

ask you guys some basic questions and you guys

are gonna reply back individually.

- Oh my bad.

Hold on one second.

- Okay.

- And here we go.

- Oh, there you go.

Alright.

So what would you guys consider your greatest strengths?

- Oh, easy.

I can bench press 325, 10 times no problem.

- And I got 350, Ugh max.

- You can-

Sorry sir, you cannot bench press 350.

I've never seen-

- You want me in there when I be lifting weights.

- Okay.

I was referring to personal strengths,

like determination, focus, hard work, things like that.

- I mean, at practice I'll be working hard.

- Determination, I'll be focused a little bit.

- Let's move on to another question, shall we?

- I should just call my punk ass stepdad.

Try and get some cash.

I don't wanna do that either.

- Hey look bro,

do you think I wanna be shopping for groceries?

We gotta do what we gotta do.

Just go in there,

walk the dog, make this easy money.

- Yep.

All right, look, I don't wanna sound

like a bitch or nothing.

Will you just hang out in the car for five minutes?

- I'll give you two minutes.

I gotta go.

- That's what I'm talking about.

Let's, I hope I don't get mauled to death.

- Yeah, right.

Let me know how it goes.

Okay.

Groceries, organic bananas.

It's KY Jelly, Lube?

What?

Organic, sheep skin condoms?

What the fuck?

- What do you guys consider your greatest fears.

- Fears, lions, the tigers, the bears.

- That's Wizard of Oz.

- Actually those are D1 teams and we're terrified of them.

- They be tough every single year.

I'll be like, man, what these niggas on?

(knocking on door)

(barking)

(grunting)

- Yo.

(barking)

Yo are you okay?

- Hey there.

- Where do you see yourself in five years?

- Oh, easy.

You know, stacking this money, getting these cars,

big houses, baller life, fat cat shit, pimp shit.

- Okay pimp shit.

Care if I coach you on that pimp shit.

Okay.

That's interesting.

What about you?

- Actually, I'm on the same thing.

He on getting his money steady and the cheese.

I also plan on getting drafted into the NFL.

You ever dated a football player?

- No, I only watched them on TV.

- First for everything.

- You ready to take me for my walk?

Or you just gonna stand there and be sexy.

(slurping sounds)

- Medical douche, adult diapers.

Astro glide.

Hell nah.

- You know what?

We're done.

- Oh awesome.

So when do we start?

- Oh, you start, never.

- Wait what?

- I would never hire either one of you.

You guys are the worst players I've ever interviewed.

(screaming)

- You good?

- Just drive.

- Okay.

- Damn.

- Yeah.

- Well shit since we ain't getting this job,

you might as well gimme your phone number.

It ain't like we fraternizing now.

Come on now.

No cap.

- What you might wanna do is get outta

my office before I call security.

- Oh, security I mean-

- Yeah.

- Is security female?

Cause you know we like a party.

- Oh you like to party?

Oh, Henry loves to party.

- Oh, Henry, her name Henry?

- Oh yeah, Henry.

- I don't, I don't, I don't do Henry's.

- Henry.

- He?

- He.

- He?

- He?

- Hmm he'll break y'all in.

- No chill big head.

- He'll break y'all in.

No keep unbuttoning it.

- Don't you worry, you have a blessed day.

- Wanna be on time?

- No, I'm Henry, we good.

- Get out.

Old ignorant selves.

- What happened?

- Let tell you something.

We killed that interview dog.

- We killed it so bad.

We didn't even get the job.

- Nope.

- You didn't.

- How do you kill an interview and not get the job?

- I don't know bro.

She was feeling this flirting with us and shit.

- Oh it like everything.

- So we still get the bottle though, right?

- Hell no.

- Why?

We killed the interview brother.

- Bro you didn't get the job.

- That's her fault, not ours.

- And we tried.

- Our best.

- Damn shame baby.

(electronic music playing)

(electronic music continues)

(indistinct chatter)

- What's up fellas?

- What's up?

How nice of you to join us.

- Here you go guys.

First one is on me.

- Oh wow, appreciate it G.

- Of course.

I'm so sorry about the news guys.

- Fellas, for the last time

we'll ever play college football.

- Oh man cheers.

- It's gotta be the worst day of my life, man.

- Hey, I was talking to my boy earlier today.

He got the credit card game going crazy.

I can call him right now.

He could throw us on the team.

Listen,

all we gotta do is get three people to sign up each week.

And we paid easy money.

- Hey maybe we could talk to Coach Myers

and convince him to give us our scholarships back.

That would work.

- Hey, maybe we could talk to Coach Meyers

and convince him.

It's real easy to talk like that when your daddy got money.

- My stepdad and he ain't got that much money.

It's not my money.

- Step Daddy.

Daddy, It don't matter bro.

You can just ask-

- It's not money on my card.

- You got way more money before you.

- Hey, listen.

We need to focus and come up with a plan.

That's it.

Shit.

- You can put three of these on my tab.

- Oh, what tab?

- Look we'll figured out.

Come on, we broke.

- Don't even worry about it.

You take credit cards, right?

- Yeah.

- All right I got you.

Shut up.

I don't want hear anything.

- God.

(thudding)

Hey look, I,

I know I don't speak to you like I'm supposed to,

but I need you to help me and if you could just help me out,

me and my boys get this money.

Look, I know I'd be messing up but please.

(upbeat music playing)

♪ First couple let me tap in ♪

♪ With that headline I'm making four friends ♪

♪ Second one I got slow dancing ♪

♪ With a real sister I wanna join in ♪

♪ Back to back like Drizzy said ♪

♪ On the missile trying to feel the reels ♪

♪ One hour just kicked in ♪

♪ Flowing though my veins I'm feeling Clark Kent ♪

♪ Dump shit make her come quick ♪

♪ I got a ♪

- I I I will stop doing dumb shit.

I'll do-

I'll read my bible more.

I will pray more.

I will talk to my mama more.

♪ Mike Tyson shit ♪

♪ Hold it still I might bite your clit ♪

♪ Bring it back ♪

♪ Pop it for the pimp ♪

♪ Let that ass shake like she called to see ♪

♪ She got me feeling like I ♪

♪ I guess I'm feeling like a ♪

♪ Want it bad but that liquor talk ♪

♪ But I keep drinking that's a bad form ♪

♪ Bad bitch with a hater on her ♪

♪ Something right but she dead on her ♪

God, they playing out there and acting ass.

It is, so I need to go fix this situation.

So I'm gonna be back.

I know you're here with me.

Just, just help me out.

Help me get, gimme a blessing.

♪ I've been feeling like I want her ♪

♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪

♪ I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna ♪

♪ I guess we're caught up in the moment ♪

- Oh hey B!

- What's up?

- This lady came in earlier and she

left this card for the guys.

- Move entertainment?

- Yeah.

- She tell you what it's about?

- No, she said that she liked what she saw,

and the guys were doing earlier and that she

actually might have a business opportunity for the guys.

- She give you any details?

- Yeah, no.

I'm not your personal assistant.

All right.

♪ That's a contract that schizo probably ♪

♪ Can't afford to sign ♪

♪ We both dumb high ♪

♪ Bank say she a fan I like this ♪

♪ Trading places like twins ♪

- Hey.

So I told her, bro, why you being weird to me?

What.

- You gotta be aggressive with it dog.

Mr. Simpson.

Don't be running up on us.

I almost swung on you.

Look,

I know you trying to get your groove back and everything,

but we won't be throwing no parties for a while man.

- Yeah, that's for sure.

I'm evicting you.

- Whoa, whoa.

- University stopped payment.

You have 24 hours to get out.

- Hey, hey, just give us a little bit more time.

We've been looking for jobs.

- Sorry I give breaks to friends only.

Bye.

- Wow.

- Dang that hurts.

I thought me and Mr. Simpson were friends.

- Hey man, what we gonna do now?

- Shit we could probably stay with some of the women.

- Look, I'm cool with that.

Just don't tell them we homeless.

That shit is embarrassing, dog.

- Homeless?

- You know that's a butt plug, right?

- Yeah.

(door slamming)

- Girl.

I just feel like we could have done something better with

our lives tonight because I am bored.

- Are we smoking or drinking tonight?

- I got a bottle.

- I got a blunt.

- You know what that means?

(laughing)

This bottle gonna get drunk today.

(knocking)

- Who the fuck is that?

- Bitch I don't know.

Who is it?

- It's DC.

- I dunno.

Hey, what's wrong?

- Some happened at the crib and the lights went out.

So we gotta hang out for a little bit.

- Who's we?

Whoa.

What?

Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What is it?

What?

- Relax Jennifer Nopez

You ain't that tight.

- What's going on?

- Oh, what's up you guys?

What do you mean the power's out?

- DC's dumb credit card scam didn't work.

- Well it would've worked.

I was just one number off.

- Woo.

Y'all sound stressed.

Let me get you guys shots and I'll be right back.

- Ooh, you got any kombucha?

- Nope.

- Don't nobody drink Kombucha.

- It's good.

- God yo we are so fucked.

We gonna have to rob a banker or some shit, yo.

- It really don't sound like a bad idea bro.

I guarantee you my little sister probably got a couple of

hundred dollars in a piggy bank right now.

- Why would you say some dumb like that?

- Wait, you want to rob a child?

- Man, fuck them kids bro.

- She actually might have a business

opportunity for the guys.

- What's that?

- This lady dropped by the bar.

Give my shit back.

Lady dropped by the bar the other night

and dropped it off for us.

- Damn so you been holding out on us this whole time?

- Nah man, I thought it was some bullshit.

- What's it say?

- Something about entertainment.

- What she like an agent or some shit?

- Man, you know we can't handle agents

as college football players bro.

- Bro by the time summertime ends

we might not even be in school no more.

- Look, rules don't apply to desperate

motherfuckers all right, all right?

They only apply to motherfuckers that get caught.

Now we need to do something bruh.

- So what you think we should do?

- Call fool the numbers right there.

- All right.

- Gentlemen, gentlemen, welcome to my establishment.

- Come on bro you ain't that big.

- Bro I know I'm skinny but god damn.

I'm big man chill.

- Bro I have half an ass cheek on this thing.

- I seen what you did the other night

and I'm very interested in what you got going on.

I got a business proposition for you.

I got some very special clientele.

They wanna see some ass for that cash.

I think we could work together.

- I mean, I mean but do you peoples be making money though?

- In the past a thousand, $2,000 a night.

- Wait like each?

- Each, yep.

- Hold on.

Time out.

Huddle up.

So listen, this is money and women.

Our tuition will get paid, what's up?

- I wasn't planning on throwing ass

for some cash but shit I guess.

- Man my mama will beat my ass.

- What you gonna do, get a whooping?

- Man I guess if you guys are in, I'm in.

- All right so what we doing?

- Fuck it, break on 3.

1, 2, 3 break.

All right we in what we gotta do?

- Well you got half of the requirements.

- What's that?

- Ooh wait.

A chisel body and some rhythm. Mm.

- I mean we got some rhythm.

I mean except for white boy

Dan right here.

- Man nobody calls me that

and I can dance, don't worry.

- That's cool I can handle the Messiah.

I'm gonna send you a tape Practice the dance.

Once you feel comfortable.

- Sweet.

- Nah.

- We'll go to work.

- This what she wants us to do?

So are we stripping or are we like having sex?

- Nah, nah, I ain't talking about that.

I'm talking about that money, that cash.

You want somebody to buy what you selling right?

All you got to do is say shake a little bit.

(sensual music playing)

♪ We can keep this between me and you babe ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Won't give her nothing to say I won't ♪

♪ I won't tell ♪

♪ Tell ♪

♪ It's like a whole secret getaway ♪

♪ Wilding out doing whatever in this space ♪

♪ Same last night but sex so good I might wife her ♪

♪ See I be tripping ♪

♪ With no more up in there ♪

♪ In this late night and I'm sipping ♪

♪ Send a text cause I know you gonna be with it ♪

♪ One little video on my private phone ♪

♪ I keep it in the vault so that don't nobody know ♪

(sensual music playing)

♪ Hell nah ♪

♪ We can keep this between me and you babe ♪

♪ Won't give her nothing to say ♪

(record scratching)

(clapping)

- Y'all was right bro, we're doomed.

Cause this shit is trash.

You over here knee clapping on the ground and shit,

Like come on.

- Yeah, that was pretty bad.

Even for football players.

- I mean, you got something you were trying to add because-

- Rudolfo.

- The Randy?

- Rudolfo is a friend of mine.

Best male stripper in the business.

He can help.

And you guys really need it.

- Bring it in, bring it in,

bring it in, bring it in,

bring it in, bring it in.

All right, look.

We gotta do this all right?

Because we need all the fucking help we can get.

- It was that bad?

- Yes, it was that bad.

You saw what the fuck you was doing?

- I did pretty good, bro.

- You did pretty-

Did you not see what the fuck you just did down there?

And you, where the fuck is your shoe?

- That's how I start my routine.

- What?

Really, taking off your shoes?

- You gotta start somewhere.

- And you kissing the air?

What the is?

- Making love to the audience?

- We need Jesus or something.

You know what?

Don't worry about it.

I got it.

Bring him in.

We'll see what he has.

- Cool.

- Thank you.

We ain't got no choice brother, shit.

Can't get much worse than this.

- All right.

Lemme see what y'all got.

- Now?

- Now.

- Why are you standing behind us?

- Let me see.

So y'all say y'all strippers?

Then strip.

Tale it off.

(laughter)

- You guys look like a bunch of broke superheroes.

- Oh, in that case called me Captain Saver bitch.

I mean like you not a bitch,

it's Captain Saver hoe.

Oh, I'm not calling you a hoe.

- Shut up you're not saving anyone with that.

- I feel emasculated.

- Bro stop peeping.

- Nobody's even looking bro, you're tripping.

- Bro.

Why you were blue for?

- They were the only color I had today.

- I'm changing, bro.

Like I wanna know if it's on the right way,

But I don't want you to look at me.

- You think this is sexy?

- Yeah, you like it?

- No.

- No, it's see through.

Come on.

- I'm super stripper.

I'm about to fight you Randy.

It looks like you're going.

- I'm not fighting with my underwear, bro.

- I'm still about-

Good point.

- It's slowly over the crotch.

Like so.

Roll that body.

- Dinner roll?

- Yes dinner roll.

What in the?

Take it off.

- What if I go like-

That's sexy right?

- What is this?

- This shit's easier with clothes on, bro.

- Give her the nasty.

- Nah.

Hold on, hold on.

- Feeling shy.

- Shy at first, and then you need to give it to her.

- Ow.

- Come here, come here.

- We gotta do it hard.

- You gotta do it hard.

Yeah, yeah.

You wanna grab

and you want pull,

thrust.

Grab thrust, pull.

It's getting better.

- Oh look at me I'm stripping.

- Look at these body rolls, man.

(indistinct chatter)

- I know exactly what I'm gonna call y'all so that dick.

♪ I'm on demon, I'm on demon time ♪

♪ We about to get nasty as fuck all right ♪

♪ I'm on demon, I'm on demon time ♪

♪ I'm about to make you lose your voice tonight ♪

♪ Scream ♪

♪ I'm about to make you scream ♪

♪ For real ♪

♪ Scream for me yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna make you scream scream ♪

♪ Fuck it scream for me yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna make you scream scream ♪

♪ Fuck it scream for me yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna make you scream scream ♪

♪ Fuck it scream for me yeah ♪

♪ I'm gonna make you scream scream ♪

♪ Scream ♪

♪ I'm about to make you scream ♪

♪ For me yeah ♪

- All right guys, that's what I'm talking about.

- Yeah you liked it?

- Yes.

(cheering and shouting)

- I think it might be tonight.

- Hey, how you doing?

- Good, how are you?

- You from Brazil?

- Oh yeah.

- God damn I know what that cool look like.

Now go on get up on up in there girl.

What's up, oh Chantel, your sister?

You know you good anytime.

Hey hold on.

This is a private party.

- Yeah I know we the entertainment.

- Entertainment?

Y'all better get the fuck up outta here

on that weirdo shit bro.

- These the new guys.

- Damn right.

- Come on, follow me fellas.

Hey look, it's packed to the brim in there,

so it's a lot of opportunity for y'all to make some money.

It's filled with cougars and sugar daddies.

- Wait hold up what do you mean by sugar daddy?

- Ha look like somebody ain't get the memo.

- Wait, y'all expect us to dance up

on some dudes or something?

- Look, don't worry about it.

We won't let nothing get too outta hand.

- Hey big K.

- Hey, what's up?

How you doing?

See she's looking like a snack?

- Yeah an expired snack, man.

- Come on man.

The locker room's in the back to the left.

- Hey, y'all still wanna do this?

- Shit I ain't trying to be dancing up

on no dudes man.

We need this money, y'all.

- Fuck it.

- All right, let's go.

(hip hop music playing)

♪ They don't act secure ♪

♪ Get your best fit clothes ♪

♪ Cause fans come and go ♪

♪ Shorty be the best of the best ♪

♪ Of the best with her bestie ♪

♪ Will not be bad always dressed to impress ♪

♪ She's savage for mine do decline ♪

- Whoop!

- She went up on it.

Throw it for me then.

Okay.

Okay.

- Keep throwing that money.

Fives, tens, twenties, whatever.

We accept it all.

- Welcome to the dressing room fellas.

Come on, let's go.

Be quiet, time is money.

Get your so pretty ass on out there.

Let's go fellas.

File in, file in, let's go.

Come on, come on,

come on, you know it's gonna be jumping

out there tonight.

What's, what's going on?

What you looking all nervous for?

- I mean, we ain't never did nothing like this before.

- I mean yeah, you mind if I get a shot

or something before I go out there?

- Yeah some Hennessy?

- I ain't got no Hennessy, but I got something for you.

Tay bring it on over here.

- What's up fellas?

- What's that?

- Phillip plain.

- Help yourself.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Phillip on who?

- Dumb ass, it's X.

- Why is Phillip playing tho?

Bro this is so expensive bro,

you can make hella money with this.

- I'm going to get them waters.

- Hey just take one.

- I'll definitely take one of them, dude.

- That's the only thing you gonna get

that's free around here.

- Y'all stay hydrated.

- That's fine.

- Bro, you took it too?

- You might wanna get some water, bro.

- Just take it Jesus.

What you looking all crazy for?

You ain't never had a little narcotic assistance?

Just take it.

- I guess I-

- You'll just take it.

- You'll be all right.

- You good Jay?

- I think this all kicked in all ready my boy.

- Already, bro?

(indistinct)

- You know what, y'all figure this out.

- Y'all ready to turn up or what?

- As long as this shit's working,

we'll make our money bro, let's go.

- Talk about horny dick.

- I got some bad news for the fellas.

The bad news is,

no more thong and ass shaking for the rest of the night.

We got nothing but sweat, balls, and thong

Adam's apple, ladies make some noise!

(Crowd cheering)

Y'all wanna stay, that's your business not mine.

- Okay.

Okay.

- I'm just trying to get paid.

Let's go, turn up baby.

- Hey, so what's the plan if I run into any dudes?

- Run.

- Yeah, but you heard what big head said.

It doesn't pay to discriminate.

- I'm not discriminating.

I'm just insecure.

- Man get out of the way, what's wrong with y'all?

Y'all here acting scared.

I'm gonna go out here and throw this

dick like a boomerang, y'all tripping.

- Y'all better stop playing, bro.

It's game time.

- And then there were two.

- I want go home.

- Just stay focused.

And just stay confident.

Don't let them see the fear.

- That sounds pretty good.

- Oh, I don't know it'll go straight to my hips.

- Excuse me.

- Yeah, hi sweetie.

- I'd like a suck bang blow.

- Oh that sounds good,

and I'd like a cock sucking cowboy.

- I don't know what that is.

- Okay, an anus burner then.

- What?

- You know what I take that back.

I want a blowjob instead.

- I never gave no blowjob, what type of shit is that?

- Okay, you know what?

Fine I'll settle for a a three-legged monkey.

- What? Are you being racist?

Hold on.

What you mean a three-legged Monkey?

What you trying-

- I Just wanted a drink.

- Straight boys.

- Yes.

Yes.

Oh my.

Yes.

Oh shit.

- God damn.

- Yes.

- No you got that one bro.

- Hi baby.

- Hey.

- That's some sexy shit right there.

I'm gonna eat you up boy.

- Oh you like a chocolate sundae.

- Ooh, you look better than a chocolate sundae,

milkshake, snicker bar, and a payday.

- Oh, speaking of payday,

I got some bills I need to pay today.

So why don't you ahead throw me a couple dollars in here.

- Why don't you come and get it?

- Ooh,

you aggressive ain't you?

Ooh.

- I'm counting right to the-

Who you going home with?

That's what you need to know.

- Hello,

Hello.

- Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Get the next one that's beefy.

- [DJ] Ladies get them motherfucking ones out,

we're about to throw them bitches all over

the god damned place.

- Come on now, all right now.

Oh that's not how this works Papi.

- You can look, you can look bro.

But you can't touch.

- Okay fine, damn.

- Woo.

- Spicy.

- Oh he sure is slippery.

I'm going to the ATM.

Oh!

- Oh yeah, go big boy.

- Yeah big boy, I'm from Texas, yeah.

- Hey yo DC.

DC.

- What?

- You good bro?

- Yeah,

I think the Philly Phil starting to kick in, bro,

because I feel good.

Woo

Woo.

Let's go y'all.

♪ Promises are promises you nervous ♪

♪ For the feeling I've been feeling weak ♪

♪ How long will I let you in my heart ♪

♪ Strong but you're the- ♪

- You okay?

You okay?

You want some of this?

- Girl, no.

Oh.

(electronic music playing)

- Oh my god.

- Hey sweet chocolate.

How you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You so cute.

I'll give it to you for free.

- Oh really?

- Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I said I would.

Not I will.

You cute tho.

- Yeah it's going down!

Nothing but sweaty balls,

and strong Adams apples, ladies make some noise!

(crowd cheering)

- Hey ladies.

What's going on?

Thank you for coming to Club Lavita.

Yes.

Are you ready to throw that cash for Ms. Cash?

- [Crowd] Yes.

- Yes, we got some fine fellas tonight.

I'm talking about the group T D D.

Okay, throw that dick.

All right.

Are y'all ready for that?

- [Crowd] Oh yes.

- All right.

Well without further ado, introducing T D D.

- [DJ] Ladies make some noise!

Keep throwing that money.

Five, tens, twenties, whatever.

We accept it all.

(sensual music playing)

♪ I'm gonna put on a show for you ♪

♪ These clothes are coming off ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on, I'm gonna put on ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on a show for you ♪

♪ These clothes are coming off ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on, I'm gonna put on ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on a show for you ♪

♪ Holding my body close to you ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on a show for you ♪

♪ All yours tonight ♪

♪ Doing whatever you like ♪

♪ I'm gonna put on, I'm gonna put on ♪

♪ I'm on with those eyes ♪

♪ It's whatever tonight ♪

♪ You hit me up saying you on demon time ♪

♪ That's cool cause I've been drinking ♪

♪ And I'm on the same vibe ♪

♪ Matter fact I'm on the way ♪

♪ Is there you anything that you need me to bring ♪

♪ Besides this dick tonight ♪

♪ Pulling up in the driveway ♪

♪ Tell me the doors open ♪

- [DJ] Tonight at club Lavita!

Keep throwing that money!

- Bro we made some money!

What did I say?

- We got it!

You're not the only one making money!

Yes sir we got paid to ball, man!

We got paid to ball!

- We made this money!

We made this money!

(cheering and shouting)

- Hey how's it going fellas?

- Yeah we made that money!

- Looks like y'all had a mighty fine night.

Which is perfect cause I'm gonna need

about 500 from all of you niggas.

- Wait, what?

For what?

- Why?

- What you mean for what?

- Well what you need gas money or something?

- No, it is what we call around these parts a stage fee.

- I'm confused.

I don't remember nothing about no stage fee.

- I didn't never have to say nothing.

How you think this all gets done? Huh?

How you think?

Off my good looks?

You know I got to pay Big Half.

- Big half?

I thought you paid this big ass

in like sandwiches or some shit?

- What'd you say?

- No, no, no I'm just saying bro.

You looking real good and real slim.

What you on the Keto diet?

- Whatever.

- Look Ms. All we saying is look.

- You know what I'm saying,

we figured since it's our first time,

and we didn't know, maybe?

You could just let us slide one time,

you feel me?

- Hell no.

You going to stop playing with me

and run me my money or last

there's going be some problems.

- Yeah that's no problem.

- Oh shit.

- It's no problem.

- Chill, chill, chill he got a gun.

He got a gun.

- Run me my money.

Come on.

Move faster, faster, faster.

Come on Jesus.

Gimme your tie money.

It was very nice doing business with you fellas.

I'll be in touch.

Make sure y'all tip the bar please.

Lets go Big Half.

- Man she just pimped us like Joe Jackson

and took all our money.

- And they had the nervous say tip the bartender?

Tip of this dick.

- At least we're gonna leave with something.

- Man shut up she just took your money

and you're gonna at least we get to leave with something.

- Hey, hey, hey let's get our stuff and go

buddy just pulled the gun on us, man.

- I'm just trying to stay positive.

- Bro we need to get the hell out of here,

pulling guns out on people here bro.

We're always arguing and shit

We gotta go, they out here

pulling guns out and shit,

we need to get the fuck on.

(soft music playing)

- Okay, so the code is 6969

I thought of it myself.

(laughter)

- That's it, perfect.

- You even know what that means?

- Yeah, it's a sex code, right?

What you don't think I know sex codes?

Come on bro.

Let's get this money.

(upbeat music playing)

- I know it's cold outside

but inside it's so hot.

- Hey!

- Hey how you doing girl?

- I'm doing good, you?

- Okay look Asian persuasion.

Come get up in that.

- Hey.

- Credit card.

You ain't even attempt to bring a fake iD?

- Brittany what the fuck?

- Yeah, I'm sorry I forgot my ID.

- It's T D D. Throw that dick.

I'm going inside.

- You can't go in without me.

- Watch me.

- Hey, get the fuck up out the line.

God damn.

- Are you serious?

- That black look terrible on you.

- This is my shit y'all.

I got a slow tip to this.

- You baby mama outside dog.

She bad as fuck.

She trying to get in.

- You can't hold with your big ass?

- She's got them big twins with her.

- Come on man.

Tell her I'm gonna buy her some bundles

when I get out.

I'm getting paid right now.

- Let me see what I can do.

- Get your big ass on.

This is the slow tip song right here y'all.

Tip y'all hats off to this one.

- God Damn.

- Come on now.

- Woo!

Yes, thank you.

Yes.

- Lemme tell y'all what happened earlier.

- Oh yeah, what happened?

- This one dude getting too frisky in the VIP

with one of the strippers.

- Yeah.

- Guess what I do?

- What you do?

- Nah you ain't knock him out though.

- That's why you should've been there.

(indistinct chatter)

- Hey what up fella?

- What's up man?

Look like you done lost a little weight.

You like a little coke bottle shape and everything.

- Man shut up.

- Always got jokes.

- Stupid ass.

- You know you walked in on our celebration.

You know you looking at the new club owner right here.

- Oh yeah, that's cool.

What time we go out?

- Damn I just gave you this good news

and that's how you going to act?

Where's your Christmas spirit?

- Oh I thought it was, it's January.

It's it's August.

- It's August fool.

- I know exactly what they need.

- Don't mind if I do.

- See I knew I liked you.

- Oh yes sir.

I'll take that my boy,

appreciate it.

- Hey, they free?

- Have I ever charged you?

- What?

It's fun.

- Nah, I'm cool.

- The fuck wrong with you?

- Nah, I'm cool man.

- You trying to get right, right.

- You sure?

You know I need y'all to get your

asses out there and perform.

Okay.

And the last time y'all did pretty

good when y'all was on this shit.

- Nah, I'm straight.

- You good?

- Yeah, yeah we we gonna go.

- Nah, nah,

my reputation is on the line so you better be good.

I need y'all to go out there and shake something tonight.

I'm tired of playing this game with you.

Okay.

I get Billy Ray Cyrus over here.

Okay.

I got I'll be sure.

Who really ain't too sure.

Brian McKnight over here during

the daytime and you,

you with that shiny ass hat on.

You know what shake something.

- You mean on stage or right-

- I said shake something.

- Like?

- Man throw that dick, bro.

- Nigga shake.

- What you mean like?

- Shimmy.

- Okay, like.

- A shimmy?

Yeah.

- Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

- You know what, get on out here and get my money.

Go.

Skip your happy ass on.

Juicy booty.

Hurry up Jesus.

There ain't no last supper.

- That's exactly why you need it too.

- God damn 'cause.

- I didn't teach him that.

- Get your high yup bye.

- There was always something about him

but you know I don't even like it.

- Man running this club.

These fools is crazy.

- I need y'all to slow tip to this one y'all.

That's what the hell I'm talking about.

Throw that money.

Let's go y'all.

Yes.

(rhythmic music playing)

♪ Baby I want it I want it ♪

♪ Baby I want it I want it ♪

♪ Yeah baby I need it I need it ♪

♪ Your body I'm feeling I need it ♪

♪ Believe it ♪

♪ Yeah baby I want it I want it ♪

♪ Knock me out like melatonin ♪

♪ Then we back out out in the morning ♪

♪ I need it bad if you up for it ♪

♪ I'm willing yes I need it bad ♪

♪ If you're up for it I'm with it ♪

♪ You were a damn tease you be ♪

♪ Why you playing with me like that ♪

♪ Bout to make them cheeks clap clap ♪

♪ When I tap that ♪

♪ Baby I want it I want it ♪

♪ Yeah baby I need it I need it ♪

♪ Your body I'm fiending I need it ♪

♪ Believe it ♪

♪ Yeah baby I want it I want it ♪

♪ Knock me out like melatonin ♪

♪ Then we back out at in the morning ♪

♪ Baby I'm on a mission ♪

♪ And I won't stop until it's completed ♪

- Yes sir.

We killed it tonight.

- Yeah it was a good night.

- Oh wait, wait, wait, wait

Hey I'm gonna have to holler at you boys later man.

- What you got heavy date or something.

- You can say that.

Big chick from the club tonight?

She want me to come through and give

her a little private session.

- I don't know how you have energy

after all of this.

- Phillip plain my guy, Phillip plain.

I'm gonna holler at y'all though.

- Hey yo, I think I forgot my phone real quick.

- All that's cool.

We'll meet you at the car.

- Yeah we'll see you bro.

♪ Run them bands run them bands up ♪

♪ Run them bands run them bands up ♪

♪ Run them bands run them bands up ♪

♪ Run them bands run them bands up ♪

♪ Run them bands run them bands up ♪

- Yeah, I know what time it is.

What's going on fellas?

- Did you forget your G string or something?

- You got jokes big man.

Nah, but

I was wondering if y'all

wanted to handle a little business.

- What you talking about?

- Come on man, front me a little something.

You know what I'm saying?

Let me go get this money, come back.

- Little cub trying to step up to the lines then huh?

- You sure you ready for all that?

- Come on man, you know what time I'm on.

What's up?

- Go ahead and toss that boy something light TV.

See what he do with.

See if he can get it moving.

Make sure you bring this back, huh.

- We hear what you trying to say.

Money talks.

- Oh we good now, speaking my language.

- Bring that back in a couple days.

I'ma step it up.

- Couple days?

- That's light.

- Say less Half.

Watch me work.

- Hey, don't be late.

(thudding)

Little Cub stepping into the lines then. Huh?

We'll see if he fumbles the bag.

If he do, we'll take care of it.

- Woo.

I got this liquor up in me.

I done popped the pill.

I done popped two pills cause she look little thick.

I ain't even lie.

Hold on.

Got that rubber on me.

I'm good.

Lemme see what,

here we go right here.

She finna get this work.

♪ If she fine then she wet from the start ♪

♪ If you stimulate my mind ♪

♪ Then I'm coming for your heart ♪

♪ Good god she's on a roll ♪

♪ But I ain't here to play a part ♪

♪ I'm just here to buy you lunch ♪

♪ And I'll eat you a la carte ♪

♪ You know I'm playing ♪

Oh shit.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

You hungry?

- I am hungry.

- You want this?

Yeah.

Yeah.

- I see what kinda night this is gonna be.

- You want this?

- I do.

- Yeah.

- Oh you got a little licorice.

- Yeah, you like that?

- Oh shit you nasty.

I see what type of night this is gonna be.

Oh damn you got pizza too?

That's cheese pizza too.

I don't know which one you like more

the dick or the cheese.

- Yeah that's my shit right there.

- God damn.

That's that liquor?

Give it to me.

Give me some.

(coughing)

Oh shit.

God damn baby.

You done kicked it into overdrive

a little bit ain't you?

- Told you you weren't ready for me baby, huh?

- Oh this remind me.

Don't be a menace.

When he was in the back of that moving van.

And she was like I told you I can get a little crazy.

You went crazy.

- I get crazy.

- I like that.

You drown me.

- Yes I will.

- Oh shit.

- Oh wait, I forgot to tell you.

I got this really rare condition.

Where I just fall asleep sometimes after.

After I orgasm.

- You got that shit?

I got that shit too.

I didn't know it was rare though.

You weren't ready for me.

I ain't been swimming it a long time.

You know what?

- We're gonna go deep.

- Oh deep?

God damn, how deep?

Oh shit.

- Snap.

- God damn baby.

Oh shit.

Baby you trying to ride a god damned bucking bull.

(gasping)

(heavy breathing)

(soft music playing)

♪ Oh shit put out the fire Pete ♪

- Oh here he comes.

- Damn I thought I was gonna be stuck inside

that big bitch for four days no thanks to you.

- You should've came home with

the rest of us last night bro.

You know what?

Hey look, we need to have a talk

about this Miss Cat situation.

- Hey, what you can't drive and talk?

- No I can't.

We need to talk about this situation

and figure it out, man.

- Fellas we got a gun pulled on us.

- Exactly.

- I ain't gonna lie bro.

That had me a little shook.

- Oh yeah, I know I saw it on your face.

Boy it looked like you peed your pants a little bit.

- Man ain't nobody pee, that was sweat.

- Hey look, I'm trying to be for real.

What we gonna do about this shit?

- Yeah, exactly.

I'm not trying to get in trouble and

risk my college career on all this.

- Why you being so over dramatic bro?

- Why don't you ever take anything serious?

This Miss Cat situation is real.

I mean she might be selling drugs and some shit man.

- Okay nigga and we do drugs so what's the problem?

- No, I don't do drugs.

You do drugs.

- Oh, I forgot.

Little mama's boy here got a reputation to uphold.

- Hey bro, you gonna stop talking about my mama.

- Ain't nobody talking about your mama

bitch ass nigga.

- Bitch ass nigga?

- I'm not trying to get out the car.

- What's up?

- What's up?

- Come on you're scaring the white people.

- I'm all right.

- Yeah you are.

- You better keep your hands out of my face.

- Get in.

We good now, huh?

Yeah, we cool because guess what?

We are not the problem here fellas.

- Exactly.

We need to work together and we all know

that working at the food court

isn't gonna make us our money.

- Cool.

So we need to just accept the fact that guess what fellas?

We gonna be out here shaking ass.

- Just drive home, bro.

- Hey bro.

You gonna stop talking about my mama.

- Yeah we're still in this motherfucker y'all.

(upbeat music playing)

♪ I've been here for so long ♪

- Throw that god damned money!

♪ I've been cut so deep ♪

- Let's go you see these sexy gentleman

out here, let's go!

♪ I'm lost but I'm strong ♪

♪ I'm lost but I'm strong ♪

- That shit's nice man.

God damn.

I got the dough and the dough if you know what I mean.

- Who the fuck are you?

- Who the fuck are you?

- DC who the fuck you got coming to my house?

What the fuck is this?

- Chill.

- Look I'm only saying I got the cheese.

- Here's the bag.

- Yo, it's all of it?

- Look like all of it?

- Okay cool, I appreciate it.

Hey one thing, you got MySpace?

- No, Trey get-

- You know she can get a piece of this.

(upbeat music playing)

- Oh hell no, tweedle dee and tweedle dum.

All right lets go y'all,

now you ain't never seen no booties

shaking like this, make it clap!

Come on!

- It look like I'm blessed tonight.

(upbeat music playing)

Oh my god another round of TTD.

- One more, one more.

- I'm so drunk.

- Is that Shepard?

- They got thick ass.

- Lets go.

Well, well, well, well, look who we have here.

- Hello.

- Oh shit, wait you didn't bring Henry did you?

- So they know about Henry?

- No, we did not bring Henry tonight.

Don't worry.

- So that means y'all came to spend

a little money with us, right?

- We're actually on our way out.

But you guys actually did really well tonight.

I'm surprised.

- Well as you can see, business is booming.

So make it sooner than later, you feel me?

- Maybe.

- Oh, make sure you bring all of them

back with you.

- Oh I will, don't worry.

- Yes sir.

- He's kind of cute girl.

(upbeat music playing)

(cheering)

(cheering)

- Shit, jay.

- Trying to make this rent money.

- She's back.

- Oh shit, lets go.

I knew you couldn't resist.

I knew you were gonna come back.

- Ain't nobody got time for all that.

Shut up and dance.

Come on.

- You heard what she said?

- I don't see nothing moving.

- Come on.

(upbeat music playing)

♪ I'm standing up for myself ♪

♪ I'm alive I am free ♪

♪ I'm alive I am free ♪

♪ I'm alive I am free ♪

♪ I am free ♪

- Bark like a dog.

Big dog, big dog.

(barking)

Yeah we got dog town up in here.

Yeah all right.

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music continues)

(indistinct arguing)

- You doing okay, enjoying yourself?

- I'm enjoying myself, amazing.

- Yeah get more money out.

(upbeat music playing)

- Go ahead dance for daddy,

you know I got some dollars for you no worries.

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music continues)

- Girl I thought he was throwing that dick.

Not throwing that whole body.

You okay sweetheart?

(upbeat music continues)

- You smell like bad decisions.

I got you girl don't worry about it.

- This is why I fucking came to this country.

- And on that note.

(upbeat music playing)

- Boy not even in your fantasy

would Ms Cat let you hit, what's wrong with you.

- I done replayed that scene a thousand times

in my head.

- Fellas, fellas, I told you

I got something for you didn't I?

- Boy look at him man.

Got a little jewel shining huh?

- I can't complain, we're doing pretty good,

and you know this ain't no fashion nova men

bro it's the real deal but um

I'm gonna get straight to the point.

Let me know when you want to do some

more business, you feel me?

- I like that talk, man.

We got a pack on the way.

- Hey big Half.

- What's good.

- Bro kinda short.

- What?

(upbeat music playing)

(intense electronic music)

- What time is it?

- I don't know around two or so.

(upbeat music playing)

♪ Can't be copied I am your clone ♪

♪ You're involved you in venom ♪

♪ This is venom on the young ♪

♪ Bite my hand ♪

♪ All you'll get is crumbs ♪

♪ I crush your world in the palm of my hand ♪

♪ For me your earth is but a grain of sand ♪

♪ Shred for your life don't bury it in pandemonium ♪

(heavy electronic music playing)

♪ Pandemonium ♪

♪ Pandemonium ♪

(squelching)

- Oh my God, oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my god.

It's my fucking birthday.

What the fuck?

- Happy Birthday.

- Jay what the fuck are you doing bro?

- It's her birthday.

- Come on, no!

Oh my I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Stop.

- It's her birthday.

She's mad because she can't-

- What the fuck, oh my-

- I'm tired.

- How much longer have we gotta do this?

- Gotta get a little bit more money.

- Let's go, let's go.

What the hell is y'all doing?

We got people out there.

Y'all up in here doing like people

in they church clothes is out here.

Look at you.

Let's go.

Absolutely not Ms. Cash.

What if your boys just threw up all over the stage.

- What?

- And girls.

- Girl what the fuck type of establishment is this?

- A money making establishment.

Now get your ass out here.

Let's go.

I'm so tired of this.

- Yo help me bro, this nigga threw up on everybody.

(indistinct shouting)

(indistinct shouting)

- I need my money.

That's what I need.

(indistinct shouting)

- Hey little homie.

Don't be a stranger.

♪ I been on the grind straight getting it ♪

♪ Racking all this money while we rolling through the city ♪

♪ Know it feels good when your whole teams winning ♪

♪ Lights up the room every time ♪

♪ We in the building ♪

♪ Yeah she's looking real good ♪

♪ But she got her friends with her ♪

♪ And she stands real hard ♪

♪ Might as well take a picture ♪

♪ The last day we live ♪

♪ It that built dreams ♪

♪ That's how you feel when your whole teams winning ♪

♪ Look popping on the grind straight getting it ♪

♪ Racking all this money while we rolling through the city ♪

(laughter)

- Hey you sure you feeling better man?

- Man I'm a hundred percent better.

You just throw funny bro.

You just throw like bullshit.

- Speaking a hundred percent.

I counted up the money this morning.

Guess what I found.

- What?

- Okay, okay.

I admit it.

I used a little bit of the money,

I bought a new yoga mat and some essential oils

and, but I'm gonna pay.

- Despite Dan's central behavior.

Hey boys, we got all the money for tuition baby.

What?

- Really?

No shit.

- Yeah.

Y'all boys know I don't lie.

- You lied to me this morning.

- I mean mostly.

- So you did wear my underwear this morning?

- Man.

Look, I'm just glad we ain't gotta

do no more of that dancing.

- And no more mean Ms. Cash.

- I actually like that mean lady.

She was fine as shit to me.

- I wouldn't mind a spanking.

- She did look good.

- Hey fellas, look.

I say we never go back to that strip club again.

You know what I'm saying?

That we got the money,

we did our own thing.

That's just get our normal lives back.

You feel me?

- I agree with that a hundred percent.

- For sure for sure.

Give you something boy.

- Pick.

- Awe, hey I got you bro.

It's just not a line.

(upbeat music playing)

(phone dinging)

- You ever told me this is how the summer's gonna end.

I would've said you were crazy.

- Hey, you know what?

I think we deserve a little celebration.

How about you call thickens up?

- Hell nah bro.

That's too much pressure for my ribs.

I can't take no more of that.

I'm good.

- Hand me that bottle right there real quick.

- You pretty quiet over there my boy.

- Why y'all in my business, Jay?

- God damn what's your problem?

I can't check on my brother?

I'm just asking.

- Y'all straight.

- Shit I don't know, are we?

- Yeah bro, we good.

- All right, cool.

- Hey look look look look,

fuck all this negative energy,

I've been holding onto this bottle

for a little special situation.

I think this is it.

- You got that fancy shit,

Oh come on pour me up.

- I got you, I got you give me a second.

- Hey um I think I'm gonna take a rain check on this fellas.

- What?

- I'm going for a walk, Dog.

- Since where do you go for walks?

- All right well I have a new appreciation for Fresh Air.

Is that cool with y'all?

- Okay.

- I appreciate it.

Thank you.

- Maybe you just need to cool off a little bit, bro.

Hey lemme get a little that come back.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's up?

There go my favorite white boy.

- Oh it's A whole celebration in this motherfucker.

- It sure is.

And we ain't get no invite. Huh?

God damn.

Did you, did you, did you get the invite?

- Huh? I did not get an invite.

- You didn't get one either.

- Hey bro, what's, what's going on with this?

- Shut the fuck up and get on the ground.

Get the fuck on the ground.

Yeah.

This shit funny now.

Huh nigga?

- It ain't funny now is it?

Nope.

- You see your boy here.

Your boy got fronted some pills by yours truly.

And instead of getting us our money like a good boy should

he decided to keep it for himself and we don't like that.

Not at all.

- DC they for real, bro?

- Listen man, shit just got outta hand.

All right look Half I was gonna get you your money back.

- Shut the fuck up.

What's wrong with you nigga?

You think this a game?

This real shit.

- Hey look man, how much is it?

- How much is it?

Shit how much you think?

10, 15, shit nigga you owe us 20 bands.

- 20 Bands?

God damn that's half the money we made this summer.

- Man, just give them the money

just so they get outta here.

- I think y'all might be a little confused.

You, you didn't tell them?

Did you not tell them?

They don't know?

- Know what?

- I ain't got it bro.

- Oh fuck.

- He ain't got it.

We ain't leaving until we get it.

- Hey look,

we got some money in the back.

- Shit.

- Bro what I'm gonna do shit.

- Some money in the safe.

- Hey go handle that.

- All right bet.

All right get your boss nigga

turning looking ass up.

- Hey.

What the fuck you looking at, lock your hands nigga.

Put your face on the ground.

- All right, all right man shit.

- What's wrong with you man?

Talking back and shit.

Lick the carpet nigga.

What's wrong with your friends huh?

You must don't understand.

- That's about 20k bro.

- Get all of it.

- What?

- Nigga I said get all of it.

(cup crunching)

- Shit.

- Fuck.

- Hey, get on the ground.

Don't move.

(upbeat music playing)

(music intensifies)

- Hey, hey what's that noise back there?

Hey D?

- Shut up.

Put the gun down.

(laughter)

What's so funny?

- Pull the trigger.

- Oh you think I'm playing?

What's up?

You think I ain't going to do it?

- Go ahead big man.

Do it.

He's supposed to something like this going

to always happen to him.

But you know what I learned to not kill.

But you on the other hand,

you ever see a dead body?

- Nope.

- Please man.

- You ever watch your friend get killed?

- Come on man.

- You don't know me, I'll do it.

- That's the problem.

If you would've did it, you would've done it by now.

(no audio)

- Man give me my motherfucking gun back

and get the fuck on the ground.

You ninja turtle ass looking nigga.

- Tell that bitch in the back

to bring me my money.

- Oh, Y'all got bitches huh?

- Oh what you understand nigga?

(thudding)

- Lea bring the money.

- Mm okay.

- You better not move.

Yeah, it's all there.

Now was that so hard?

- There we go.

See that's what I'm talking about.

Big money deals.

Big money deals.

Nigga you could have done this.

Nice doing business with y'all fellas.

Oh, and if y'all tell anybody, I'll kill you.

- Fuck!

- Oh shit.

- Fuck!

- Man they came and took all our fucking money

and we almost got shot.

- I'll fix it all.

I'll figure it out.

Let let me just gimme some time bro.

- Bro, we don't have time.

Camp starts next week.

- Listen man, I was just trying to get ahead.

- DC you fucked up for the last time, bro.

- Oh, I just said I'm sorry.

- Bro there's nothing else to say.

School is done, football is done.

Shit.

- DC get fuck the out.

- You gotta go man.

- Jay.

- Get the fuck out.

- Jay come on man.

- Leave bro.

♪ I'm flying ♪

♪ I been searching for a blessing ♪

♪ Don't need stressing ♪

♪ I'm lying if I say I don't ♪

♪ Fighting, progressing, no failures ♪

♪ Just lessons ♪

♪ I'm dying, no question ♪

♪ I'm flying, can't bring me down ♪

♪ That's faith ♪

♪ That real like soulful shit I guess ♪

♪ Ain't gotta get it but I gotta get shows ♪

(hip hop music playing)

- Geeze.

- Come on man, I'm homeless.

I'm an alcoholic.

And I haven't had a bath in months.

Bother you are looking worse than me.

(laughter)

(hip hop music playing)

Easy man, just like you wouldn't even want to man.

Good luck!

(birds chirping)

- Hey man, football or no football,

I'm done with this stripping shit.

- Same here.

- Hey, maybe can become male escorts.

- You might be on something.

- Fellas, fellas.

Hey look I got it all right.

I figured it out.

I got the plan on how are we're gonna get our money back.

- Too late, we're male escorts now.

- What?

- Yeah pretty much.

- Yeah.

- No, no look.

I got it right here,

I drew it out myself all right.

Check it out.

It's upside down.

Drew it all out, got it figured out.

Pay attention closer.

All right look, check it out.

All four of us are included.

We gonna hide right here behind the building, all right?

When Big Half and his homies come out with the daily

receipts, all right J and B more,

y'all gonna tackle them.

Okay?

Tackle them.

Boy as soon as you tack him,

he gonna fumble the bag.

All right.

Soon as he fumble the bag,

You pick up the bag all right I'm gonna

be running a fly route straight up the street, all right.

Throw me the bomb, all right.

Boom I'm gonna catch the bomb right here.

I'm gonna take off a block down the road, all right.

Straight block.

Y'all jump in the car right here.

Boom.

Come up, boom.

Meet me down the block.

Only one block.

Cause I'm gonna be tired as hell, all right.

I'm gonna jump in the car.

You gonna take off, boom.

Got the money back.

So you like the plan or what?

What's up?

- Genius as shit!

- Best plan ever!

- Aye.

(laughter)

You know what time it is?

- Uh uh.

- What time is it?

- Shot o'clock baby let's go.

- Let's get it.

- Hey, that was a good ass idea.

- Hey, you guys don't think he's gonna

overdo it and get wasted?

- [Half] Man I earned this bread.

- [Female] Get over here, you got me at my boyfriends house.

- [Half] He's not even your boyfriend,

what are you talking about?

Give it up right now this shit hurts.

- Hey,

hey, hey.

Wake up.

Hey hun wake up.

- Oh shit.

- Are you Jay's friend?

- Yeah, why?

- My brother doesn't know how to act like a grown ass man.

Tell him Harrison.

- Harrison?

- I'm sorry for robbing y'all.

- And?

- Here's your money back, man.

- Thank you.

Pick a better time to step.

- [Half] Treat my stuff.

- This ain't no trap or nothing is it?

- No it's not a trap.

I wouldn't let my brother play a guy that I'm seeing.

- Brother?

- Is Jay here?

- Why?

- I'm his girlfriend.

Jay.

Jay, baby

Jay.

- [Half] It's not true.

- Hey baby, I'm not leaving until I see my man.

- Hey get over here.

- Awe damn big Half's back for round two.

- Hey we gotta do something.

- Baby?

Hi!

- Come on man that's your girl.

- That ain't my girlfriend.

- Get out there, bro.

- Stop pushing me then, hey.

- Act tough, act tough.

- Baby.

Hi.

- Stop pushing me that god damned hard.

- Hi baby.

- Oh I ain't I ain't telling her.

- Hi baby.

- Hey thickums, how you doing?

Oh I ain't know you were coming to do all that.

Hey, what's, what's, what's going on?

What's, what's happening?

- I just brought Harrison to come

and give you guys your money back.

- You, you did all that for me?

- Yeah, of course.

- Hey we're cool right like, everything's good?

- For now.

Ow God dang all right we're cool man.

We cool.

- See it's fine.

- Damn, you're like the total package.

- Yeah, big package.

Kind of like what's going on down there.

- Oh shit, okay.

- Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay.

She, she's big Half's sister bro.

- Huh, wait what, what?

That's your brother?

Yeah, I can tell you that.

- Oh, hey Big Half, I mean

Harrison.

My bad, no disrespect.

Harrison, your sister.

- No jay, no, no, no. No.

- Your sister is very talented bro.

I did not know she had knees like that.

Like for her size.

Were you in equestrians?

- Hey.

- Sit down.

Sit your ass down.

- I'm just saying bro.

Your sister likes big packages and did you

also know that she likes to ride bulls?

- Okay, we didn't have to say that.

- Oh my bad.

He didn't know you be-

I get it.

We had fun.

Twizzlers and pizza.

Have you ever had Twizzlers and pizza at the same time?

It's a nice little concoction you sister-

- Wide 88.

Wide 88.

Set, hike.

(cheerful music playing)

- Guys.

Fellas, fellas, fellas, fellas.

Ho ho, ho.

(laughter)

- This dude.

- I just need a minute of your time.

I'd just like to welcome back.

B more.

Jay.

Dan the man.

Wait, where's DC?

- Right here.

- Uh gonna suit up, or?

Wait, you're not quitting the program?

- Not quitting anything.

Man, I'm actually starting something.

I'll be moving to South Africa to study dance.

- Wow.

Good luck to you.

- Thank you.

- Bro are you really moving to South Africa?

Bro you really moving to South Africa?

- I am.

- Man, that is so cool.

You're going to the motherland to Africa.

I'm not saying that cause I'm white.

- Okay, thanks Dan.

- All right what he's trying to say is

we're really gonna miss you fam.

- Hey I'm gonna miss you too bro.

- Wait.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Now look.

I am dying to know how you fellas earned

all that money to cover the tuition.

(laughter)

Huh what'd I say?

What?

What'd I say?

- You really want to know?

- I do.

- All right.

Five, six, seven, eight.

(upbeat music playing)

(indistinct shouting)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

♪ Never let me down ♪

♪ In my life I vow to never feel the in of doubt ♪

♪ If I stay on this cloud ♪

♪ In my life I vow to never feel ♪

♪ Try to crush my dreams ♪

♪ But I'm still going in ♪

♪ Haters pray that I fall ♪

♪ But I stand on my feet ♪

♪ Know they say I'm gonna fold ♪

♪ Taking one for the team ♪

♪ I am never gonna fold ♪

♪ I swear both my hands are clean ♪

♪ I'm on my way up ♪

♪ Problems weigh me down ♪

♪ But still I stayed up ♪

♪ I remember nights when I would stay up ♪

♪ Trying to think of ways that I could get my cake up ♪

♪ So I had to trust the process ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ Too much on my chest I swear its time for me to breath ♪

♪ Too much niggas out here trying to play my energy ♪

♪ Say you understand but I don't think ♪

♪ You know the feeling ♪

♪ I can tell you don't know what it's like ♪

♪ To fight a demon ♪

♪ But I ain't complaining ♪

♪ Nah I swear I ain't complaining ♪

♪ Going through these stages ♪

♪ Yeah going to these places ♪

♪ Had to make some changes ♪

♪ Had to make sure that we straight ♪

♪ Trapping from the PM all the way until the AM ♪

♪ Try to crush my dreams ♪

♪ But I'm still going in ♪

♪ Haters pray that I fall ♪

♪ But I'm still on my feet ♪

♪ Know they say I'm gonna fall ♪

♪ Taking one for the team ♪

♪ I ain't never gonna fold ♪

♪ I swear both my hands are clean ♪

♪ I am on my way up ♪

♪ Problems weigh me down ♪

♪ But still I stayed up ♪

♪ I remember night when I would stay up ♪

♪ Trying to think of ways ♪

♪ That I could get my cake up ♪

♪ So I had to trust the process ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

♪ I was patient ♪

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

♪ It's my time now ♪

♪ I'm alive I am free ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪