All language subtitles for The Governor s02e06

Hey, you!

I'm on to you. I know all about you.

I'm sick to death with people talking
about me behind my back.

I'm going to write to the Home Secretary
about this.

Lock up! Lock up!

He feels going down all the time. Every
day.

Every night.

What's the facts with you?

Put that bastard on the wing and I'll
kill him.

Put it down!

Now!

I ought to prove a drugs. Uh, are you
going to play Tarzan or not?

You'll see it.

I won't let you out of here.

No,

no, no. Give me a chance. Give me a
chance.

I've been brought down here. You stated
you were in possession of Semtex. Yes.

I'm going to put a lot of you to
smithereens. Now, piss off.

Eugene Buffy has got Semtex. And he
should not be in the block. He should be

the FSU.

It's the big boys, then, am I?

It's fine, Semtex, then.

They've all got the ammo. The machine
guns.

It's fine, then.

Eugene Buffy reclassified prisoner from
Seawing for admittance. Why, Buffy, move

it. The president of Samoa's got an Uzi
up his jump back. You're going to

reclassify him, sir?

I've written to Lord Longford, you know,
and Judge Tumor, the Home Office, and

the prison services.

I've written to everyone.

I've written to Home Secretary, you
know. We're being discussed right now in

corridors of power.

I take it easy, God.

Take it, you ate my arm, man.

Stand there, Buffy.

Eugene, Buffy, transfer him to the wing.

The metal detector?

Only I've got, like, a metal plate in
the edge, you know.

Buffy, cell four.

Get stripped. Stand by your bunk.

I'd rather prick with the femtech.

Just get on with your business, Mickey.

Oh, well, I'd better keep out of my
face.

Hey, as we've not had any rehearsals for
some time, I think it would be best

for all... Excuse me! Listen up, settle
down.

I think it would be best for all
concerned if we had a bit of a...

And Mr Richard Hannam of the local
Amateur Operatic Society join us.

When are we getting the women?

Yes, thank you.

Miss Purvis has kindly agreed to
continue playing the piano for us, and

be assisted by Miss Samuel. So, when
everyone's ready, now remember,

there's an intro, so don't come in until
Wilfred puts his hand up.

That's yours, Terry.

Look proper this time.

And you drop it.

A wandering minstrel I A thing of shreds
and patches Of ballad songs

and snatches And dreamy lullaby My
catalogue is long To every

passion raging I tell you, Mavis, this
musical could be a...

Governor? Yes? It's the ladies from the
Operating Society.

Ah, hello.

I'm Helen Hewitt, I'm the Governor.
Hello, I'm Carol Baker, and this is Nell

Sharp. Hello.

Mrs Ellison and Mr Hallam are already
here, they're in my office, so if you'd

like to go through, I'll take you into
the chapel in a moment.

Officer Brent.

This way, please, ladies.

Thank you.

Oh, God, it's been a long time.

I didn't think they'd be quite so, um...
Attractive? Well...

There'll be some pushing and shoving in
the chorus to get close to, well, at

least to the blonde.

Do you need me before I get back to
Pavarotti?

Yes.

I know Eugene Buffett's reclassified,
but I don't think he's going to fit in

with the heavy mob in the SSU.

I cannot take lightly any inmate
threatening to use or have in his

explosives.

want to tell me stays between you and
me?

There's nothing, William, me.

Did you miss your pal, Eugene Buffy?

No, I don't.

So what are you trying to say?

I'm not a nunce.

Well, I'm not okay.

I want to go back to my cell now.

Brian, what are you getting so het up
about, man?

I'm not a nunce.

I've got three more years.

and I don't want nobody calling me a
f***ing nonce. On a tree by a river, a

little pond... What's your language?

If we can't hear what you're saying, and
that goes for everyone... What we want

is enunciation.

Right, Miss Purvis? Absolutely, Jumbo.

Clear and sharp.

Is it willow? Is it willow?

Is it willow?

I'd like to introduce Mrs. Ellison, Mr.
Hallam, Ms. Baker, I'm sorry, Carol.

Gentlemen, and Meryl.

As from now, as from now, they will be
leading the rehearsal.

No, thanks. Well, I am getting tickets
for the front row to the purport. There

needs a bit of a laugh around here. They
want tickets for the show, the good

news. The bad news is they want... Thank
you. They want a detailed report on the

tape recording made by Eugene Buffy and
Brian Samora.

I'll put the Jason Harley for fine and
proper report.

Excuse me, ma 'am. You see what's going
on in the exercise yard?

I can get all the young lads from
Freewind working out.

How is he doing now?

Darling, yeah, he's signed up for every
single education program. Guitar

classes, fitness, computers.

You're telling about me again, are you?

No, we're just discussing Tarzan. He's
very intelligent, you know. Thank you.

He's got the hang of the word processors
and he's writing very good short

stories. He's through to the last round
of the Kirsten writing competition.

Tarzan? Are you pulling my leg?

Excellent. My family hasn't succeeded.

Okay, I'm back to the grind. Is this
the, um, Mercado festival? Yeah.

Ran for more and made it up on the
graphics programme.

But then you wonder why in Mercado.

The opposite?

Yeah, that.

Samora says there's nothing wrong with
him. Well, not medically.

He's just not been in class, has he?

Yeah, well, I'll have another look at
him, but if something is bothering him,

doesn't want to talk about it.

Plus, one of the psychologists could
have a word.

How are we?

No,

no, no, no. What we've been through is
three times.

Can you... It's still sounding
throttled.

Look, just open your throat and let the
sound come out, eh?

Look, come over here and open your arms
wide. Splinter.

That's it, that's it. A wandering

minstrel I, a thing of shreds and
patches, of ballad songs and snatches,

dreams...

Tight shot.

You want it so pouty, don't you? Yeah.

You're in it now, sunshine, and I'll be
watching you. Every move you make, every

breath you take, I'll be watching you.

Who can't you see?

Get the shooter out of the soap powder,
you stupid git.

Before I found him.

If you've been sent in here to blab,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out of your

khaki flaccid face.

Okay.

You go to the same text.

What? You find the same text.

I don't know what you're talking about,
man. It's just a joke.

If you want to sleep and wake up, you
don't see or hear nothing.

Okay. All right?

Okay.

Miss Purvis, you missed as well as him.

Oh, two minutes, maybe.

And, um...

Could you make me a salad for lunch?

I've got on pounds with your sandwiches.

OK. Have you been to a doctor?

No, no, I'm fine. It just comes and
goes. I'm really addicted to this stuff.

All the time, or just in the mornings?

It's just you said you've been putting
on weight, and, well, you couldn't be,

you know, could you? Morning sickness,
did he?

Couldn't be what, Mavis?

Pregnant.

Do you honestly think I wouldn't know?

Besides, I've had a period every month.

Well, then you should see your doctor.
This has been going on for a week.

Thank you for seeing me.

Is it about the rehearsal?

No, it isn't.

About a prisoner.

Wilfred Samuels.

I don't know his number.

I know Mr Samuels.

We want to get married.

I couldn't believe it. Just like that,
she says, we want to get married. Do

What?

Want to get married.

Oh, my God, you're on the Range Rover
back.

Can you stop joking just for a minute?
I'm serious.

Do I want to get married?

To you?

Well, not exactly a charring cross,
Helen.

Well, maybe I expected to be asked in a
more romantic location.

My bedroom, our bedroom, we are living
together.

You use my car more than I do.

See? You do want the ringer over my
back.

You don't want to marry me.

No.

No, I love you, I really do, but...
Well, why can't we just keep things the

they are?

Or when I go one step further?

Because I can't.

Not right now.

Okay.

Want to recall?

I get these flabby, unhealthy bastards
fit.

Keep moving! Look, you exercise, you do
it in the yard. Get in your cell now!

Are you stopping me? Yes, I am stopping
you.

I'm up for the Coins of the Writers
Award. That's got nothing to do with me.

What you do on this wing has got to do
with me. And right now, you're going up.

Everybody's nose is charging round.

It's exercise!

Then exercise in the yard and not an
association.

Now get back to your cell.

Get back to your cell, Tarzan. Any more
of this and you're going to want to

report.

Don't you ever threaten me.

Bastards.

Smith, I told you, you're still there!

Hey, Brian, should any of these girls
sing?

Never mind them.

Cos I'm doing a duet with one of them,
and cos I'm playing a woman, I can get

hands on her. What do you think?

Tits willow, tits willow, tits willow.

Get out!

Eric, would you get out!

Eric!

What's the matter with you, Brian?

I know.

Missing your bosom buddy, are you?

Eugene, I hope he thinks he's a big shot
cos he's in the SSU.

Oh, shit!

You all right, son?

Yes, Mr Jackson.

Not like you to stay in your cell like
this.

I'm all confused,

Mr Jackson.

I've lost my confidence.

Why? Has somebody been messing with you?

All right, Brian.

No.

No one's been messing with me.

If they did, I'd beat them up.

Look, Brian.

If you need to talk to anyone, You used
to have to say the word.

Why don't you want to go down to
education today?

Is it Tarzan?

When's Eugene coming back on the wing?

I don't know, son.

It was

my

decision to put Tarzan back on the wing.

And he's showing great improvement.

In fact, today I was told he'd got
through to the final of the Kessler

Committee. Oh.

Is this his wing?

B and C wing, yes. They're exposed
together.

I'd like to congratulate him.

Morning.

Morning. Morning. Can you call Tarzan
over? Do you know how many tickets

going to be for the show?

Tarzan! Morning.

Tarzan!

Mr. Tarzan, I'm the area manager of
Barfield.

I'm telling you, he picked them up and
threw them. I mean, not like that. Like

that!

Hi, Eugene.

You don't fancy some fresh air, Eugene?

I want to make a phone call. Sorry, pal.

Not from here, you can't.

I want to see the governor. You know the
rules. Put it on a request form. I hope

you do know the rules, Eugene.

Vernon. What about you, Teddy? You're
not exercising tonight.

You know,

if I write a note down, you see it gets
delivered.

Depends, Eugene.

It's just too late to mine on Seawing.

Brian Samore.

I don't want to stay here.

Come on into the yard, Eugene.

I'm playing handball.

I don't want to play handball.

Don't you want to eat lunch, Brian?

Trolley's on the way.

I'm not hungry.

Look, if it makes you feel any better,
we'll move in Tarzan now.

I've got to speak to Eugene.

Give me a note.

I'll see you then.

Okay.

Mr. Jackson, hurry it up, will you? I
want you down here.

Get your nose

out.

It's only you.

Good luck, Mr. Jackson.

You know that Keith Smith's due in court
tomorrow. Van will be at reception

early. Got a long way to travel. Now.

We need to clear Tarzan's possession to
get him to sign for them. You've quite a

lot of gear. We're fully short to stay
with us.

Right. He's probably nipped off, isn't
he?

No.

Actually,

he's not got a lot for 27 years, has he?

Here, old boss.

Read some of that.

Good stuff.

Library.

Library. See?

Filtered off this from Arthur Nick's
libraries.

Not a second.

Eugene Buffy.

That's got a music tape.

That little bastard said they'd got it
stashed in a safe place.

Rope finished.

We've got the poles ready and we're all
set. One call and we'll get transport

standing by.

Saddy, isn't it? Be with a wife for the
weekend.

Watch this prick.

I think he's here to inform on us.

Lunch is up, lads.

That's okay, Vernon.

I'm having steak today.

You hungry, Eugene?

What do you fancy?

A slab of fillet?

Or a piece of chicken breast?

Eugene.

Are you all right?

Hey, Smitty, I'm talking to you, Smitty.

Shut it, wanker.

You're not talking and keep walking in
your cell. Good night, Ryan.

Get off the show now.

First night. Nerves. Big day tomorrow.
Are you coming to the show, Mr. Brown?

course I am, yeah. Hey, Mr. Jackson!

If Buffy's not coming back on the link,
then I won't get with Brian.

Jack Vincent's a terrible, stinking
thing.

All

right,

Cap 1.

You are going to the showers tomorrow.

Well, the word

is, him and his cellmate recorded this
off again, asking them to beat up some

con who'd been giving them a hard time.

It looks like Officer Hulley is going to
trial, and if he gets sent down, can't

help him.

Bass, who wants some chicken?

Cooked up too much? No, thanks.

Got me sandwiches.

You sure?

Money go away.

No take -out?

Hey. Hey.

I don't want any.

Yes, we'll be right.

Take in the shower.

Mind that chicken bone, Eugene. A lot of
people choke to death on a chicken

bone. Mickey!

Are you still in the showers? Come on.

We've got him out, Mickey. It's getting
too close for cock -ups.

What are we going to do?

We're going to deal with it.

We've got two days.

I'm off.

Don't forget your appointment with the
doctor tomorrow at four.

What? I thought it'd be okay if you'd be
going home to change for the show.

Oh, yeah.

Mavis, could you organise some flowers
for Miss Purvis and the operatic ladies?

Will do. See you tomorrow.

Yep. Night.

Too young to

die.

Through all to tell I couldn't help you,

couldn't help me, my friend.

But without you, my friend, I'm
terrified.

You okay, Eugene?

Look, I think it's good.

It's a Brian Samora.

On C -Wing. I can't remember his number.

All right.

Well, this is against regulations, you
know.

I know.

But I'm not one of these bastards.

I'm a real cat, eh?

I lied about the Semtex. I lied. It was
a joke.

Good night, Eugene.

Good night.

It's been stood in front of that mirror
for ten minutes. He's still doing his

hair. Getting all ponced up for the
dress wear that's on. Hey, you'll be

bit of real cream in an hour.

Percent will be sent to you, Mr Jackson.

Like Old Spice, do you? Yeah.

Three, four, six, where's Brian? Hey.

Good night, Mr Jackson.

Come on, Brian.

Thanks.

I think it's going to lose its voice
with a musical star.

Wait,

stop messing with me, sir.

We've arranged a transfer for you, Mr.
Knooper.

But we want the names of the men you
know to be dealing.

The barons, the runners, and the
prisoners you know are being threatened.

What protection do I get?

You'll be out of here.

But first we want the information.

And we'll check it out.

And how are you going to do that, man?

If I give you names and you start
ducking and diving about, them is going

know that we have a grasp.

You could also give us any name you
pulled out of a hat.

You don't get what you want from my
information.

You're in charge here, right?

You mean to tell me you can't get me
back inside yet?

I wouldn't screw you.

A deal is a deal, right?

Two more kids' life.

Two kids' life.

You've got to get me off this wing
beforehand, man, because them men out

will look upon me and they will know,
right?

And that'll be me dead or me up against
somebody, right?

You understand me?

Please.

Easy. Please.

Garth, I'm off to you for a second.

You better not be messing us about,
Snoopy.

I won't do that to you, man.

What?

Names. Barons. Dealers. Users.

You little bastards.

Are you all right?

I'll give him mouth -to -mouth, Cuddy.

We were dead when I cut him down.

Hey, hey.

I'll wait till the police get you.

They found him in the end cubicle.

Does anybody know why, and does it have
anything to do with us finding that

bloody tape?

I don't know. Governor Sion said he
thought maybe Tarzan was having a go at

but no note, nothing.

I'd better wait for the coroner's
report, I suppose. In the meantime, I'd

contact his family.

Sorry, but do you want to cancel the
dress rehearsal? Only Mrs Ellison and

everyone at reception. No. Was he in the
show? No.

Let it go on.

Better they have something to take their
mind off it.

Well, they don't know yet.

They were all out of the shower before
Jackson found him. One of the SSU

officers brought this. It's from Eugene
Buffy.

Say, Brian, I'm being got out in here
and they won't let me out. You've got

right of the home office.

Somebody had better tell him before he
starts on the grapevine.

Come on.

Why do all of these curtains still open?

I get instructions for them to be taken
down.

You must have visibility and... Mum, I
said it was an invasion of their

Just like they did with the security
lights.

Is it? Well, that is a workroom. It is
not if you want to get them taken down

today. Yes, ma 'am. Eugene!

Could you turn that TV off, please?

Quickly, please.

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you,
Eugene, and I wanted to tell you

personally. I've been expecting it.
You've found me with the tape, haven't

You're not going to do anything about
that, bent screw.

You're all bent, the lawyer.

Eugene, this isn't about the tape.

And the officer involved is going to be
charged over that.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you
this.

Brian Samora committed suicide this
morning.

No!

I know he was your friend and your
cellmate.

No.

No.

Would you like a cup of tea or
something? No, no.

If you'd like, Dr

Williams... No, no.

Keep an eye on him.

Yes, ma 'am.

Good day, ma 'am.

Don't laugh at me.

OK, I'm going now. See you later.

Art department made him up. Correct
spelling this time.

Might have to do more than one
performance, not got a C left.

God forbid.

Oswald Snooper's on his way, and we've
got Keith Smith back for 12 years.

I know. Took the jury less than ten
minutes.

I'll see you later.

Where's she going?

Could you put these up in the chapel and
take the ones down that are spelled

wrong? Have you booked a ticket?

Are you kidding?

The lads have got three rows.

Oh! And could you take these flowers
over that... Leave them at the side of

page? Yeah, well, maybe.

Look.

Right. Yeah!

Right, Paul. Yeah!

Stick on to yourself, use it.

Yeah.

Now when I saw you... Oh, yeah, just
like that, eh?

Pick off.

I know you're planning going over the
wall on Saturday.

He's a nutter. I might.

It's like it should be tonight.

They're putting on a big show.

All the comms and screws will be busy.

What do you want, UG?

You want this stuff down your fucking
throat?

No. I want to come with you.

To the matter that you mention, I have
given some attention.

And you need more eye makeup, don't you?

It's Roddy, Carol, Roddy.

I'm so sorry, Roddy.

I'll do your eyes and lips.

And Meryl is doing yours, Eric.

Carol, do I need any more makeup?

Uh, no.

But ask Mr. Hallam. He's doing most of
the make -up.

Yes. Now then, those of you who are
still unsure... It'll all soon be over.

I can't think about it. I get so upset.
set.

Then don't, because it isn't over for
us.

I must run through some of the songs
with you. You're a little bit late

the pages.

This here is stage right, and this is
stage

left. If you're not on stage but waiting
in the wings, no talking.

And if you have any quick changes,
rehearse them now, because it's your

chance.

Oh, and listen up.

Monsieur, it's gone to get ready for
tonight, so I'll get cracking.

This ruddy show.

I've not had time for lunch.

Do you know how many officers are
required just for security?

You'll need a hell of a lot more for
this.

Oswald Snooper.

I have a list here and you won't believe
it.

35 known dealers, five barons, numerous
inmates who are under pressure to bring

in cocaine, heroin and crack. Go, go.

Russell Morgan is in with Mavis.

She wants to know if the flowers are in
water.

Tell her yes, yes, yes.

Now, can we just get back to this?

If you look at the names, you'll see
there's also listed eight offices.

A bit of a panic all round today. We've
got this musical.

I can always come back, Mavis.

No, no, no. Gary Marsh look a banana as
if he knew you'd been in and not seen

him. Excuse me.

Mrs O 'Connell.

Yes, I'll hold.

You're looking very well, Russell.

How's Nora?

Oh, it's been tough on her.

Maybe even more than me.

Have a fight for a job with the security
company.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Edward Stratton, yeah.

It's the photographer I sent you with
particulars.

It's to photograph the cat.

For the prison magazine.

And... Miss Hewitt will be back any
minute now.

OK?

I'm in the way.

I just wanted to say thanks for this
Simon Lennox.

Very positive. He's a good chap.

Reckons I might get some compensation,
so add that to the payout and I might be

OK.

Look who's here.

Hello, Melissa.

It's good to see you.

You look to be very sharp.

How are you doing?

Is she back yet? I'm maybe going to work
for a security company.

Well, the service will always have your
back, wouldn't they?

Maybe she's cutting it a bit fine. No,
Gary, not when my medical record is.

They got me down as a fruit and nut.
Hey, we maybe have a drink sometime,

No, come on. Hang on, hang on. Let's go
up to the lounge.

Some of the lads are up there. We're
getting a big dance, my child.

Come on. Would you hold on a moment?

Gary? Yeah? Can you take this? It's
something about Tarzan.

What time is she coming back, Mavis?

Yeah, Marshall.

I'm just going to change, Gail.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Right, I'll pass it on.

I don't believe that.

Tarzan has just got second in the
Kessler Writing Prize.

What do you want?

Where's the governor? We need more
officers to bring in the audience.

How do I know?

She's having her hair done, I suppose.

I've had it all up to here.

We need it like a ruddy hole in the
head.

How many months?

Four.

I don't believe it myself. I thought it
was food poisoning.

Oh, my God, Helen, all that stuff you've
been taking, it won't... I mean, it

can't harm it, can it?

The doctor said it shouldn't, and he
says I'm very fit.

I didn't know. I still don't know how I
feel.

Shocked? I know I do.

Well, I have to have it. It's over four
months.

I just... I feel stupid.

I should have known.

Well, now you do know.

You both know.

So I'm going to try again.

I now formally ask all one and almost a
half of you to marry me.

I love you.

I was scared that you... I don't want
you to feel, you know, that you...

I want you, Alan.

And I want our baby.

You're free for dinner tonight, Miss
Hewitt.

Oh, my God, what time is it? Oh, my God,
I have to go. What?

No, I'm serious. It's the show. It's the
Mikado. I can't be late.

You want me to drive you? No, no, I'll
be fine. It'll be finished by eight and

then I'll come straight back.

One good thing about putting on a show
in the nick, you've got a captive

audience. Where's the governor? I'm
trying to track him down.

Well, you'll have to start it off if
you're not here.

But we can't keep them waiting.

I know, I know. Let's get over there.

Bloody me, I'm out there.

I'm going to fall out of that show now.

I've got a big ring going to let me in.

You're not today, soft lad.

I'm speaking worse here.

How about a game of highball? This
program's stiff.

She hasn't started yet. Go to the show
to start.

It's a big opening number, loads of
music.

Come on.

Is

she

here? No, she's caught in the traffic.

It's all gone on out in the show, yeah?

All right.

I won't make any speeches.

Just to say a warm welcome to everyone.

Now this is really the inmates' night.
And they wanted to show their...

Our musical director.

The ninth performance, as requested

by everyone on Seawing, is dedicated to
Brian...

Lights on or off, Billy?

Ah, go on then. It's beautiful before
bed. Like you are.

Like you lads have tidied up in here.

Very interesting.

Not this cop again, lads. Please.

God, we've seen it six times.

How are you going, Liam?

You all right?

Come on, cheer up.

I'm drunk.

Team sandwiches will be long.

Nice. Do you have a fella not working
out with you? I think if that worked

I'd show them to you today.

Well, they're flying Pam Anderson in for
me tonight, so I'll be all right,

kiddo. Pam Anderson, well, if she comes
along, I might just join you. Well,

there you go. Catch.

Don't have to wait very long, they've
said.

Three little maids from school.

to be true.

You're the big man, Eugene.

You're the main man, Eugene.

To make the punishment fit the crime,
the punishment fit the crime.

Am I you?

Am I?

Not the gun! Not the gun!