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In the beginning, the universe was in perfect balance, kept in peace and harmony

by form of magic bookends of evil wizards made it their mission

to capture these books and shroud the universe in darkness.

One of the books, called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

That's me!

Cha-cha-cha!

It's the magic book!

Where is it?

Five minutes first!

She was rescued by a group of mighty blue guardians.

Those evil wizards won't get you.

I got it, Rock.

You're safe with us, little one.

They swore to protect the magic book.

The fate of the universe depended on it.

So they hid her away.

In a secret location.

Shh!

Don't tell anyone!

I'm in Smyrn Village!

... Sing a happy song!

La, la, la, la!

Sing a happy song!

La, la... Check the Should!

Now that's what I call a banger.

Great job Smurfs!

Yay for us!

A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time.

Same time, same place, tomorrow.

Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf.

Thank you, calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing?

Excuse me?

Oh, you stepped it in now, Papa.

Papa Smurf, quick follow-up if I may?

Here we go.

I still don't have a thing.

And a quick follow-up to the follow-up.

Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

My Smurf thing!

And Worry Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.

And Brainy is really smart.

And Grouchy is... Don't even say it.

There's Camouflage Smurf.

I'm right here.

Out of Focus Smurf.

Clumsy Smurf.

Clumsy Smurf.

Way back there, Smurf.

I'm right over here.

Having a while, Moustache Smurf?

Quiet, Smurf.

What are these for?

I have no idea.

But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, you're a girl now.

That's a thing.

Is it though?

Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing, I am actually...

Nothing.

Hey, Sound Effect Smurf, can you back off?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not even he's got a thing.

He's only been here since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no, Nan.

Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing.

It's in there.

You just gotta find a way to let it out.

I've been thinking.

We don't have a magic Smurf around here.

Maybe that could be my thing.

Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

But I'm sure there's something else for you.

Hey, List Making Smurf, what's left in our giant list of things to try to find?

No, that's all I've got.

Well, let's see, Papa.

Today we tried... Ah, 10,248 things.

How many do we have left?

Um, two.

Cloth making and, ooh, shark tanning.

That's wonderful news!

Let's try cloth making.

That's a great idea, Popslur.

Right, Smurfs?

I guess I could learn to like clogs.

Just take your time, your name.

Don't rush it.

I'll just be right here.

You got this.

If you can make something with a square toe, that'd be great.

Thanks.

Terrible clog!

You know, there's always...

Shark tanning?

That was already taken.

Uh, that's too bad.

Hey, I have a great idea.

Let's go pick some Smurf berries.

It's hard to fill a bag with a sack full of Smurf berries.

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette, there is a gnawing emptiness inside me that all the

Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be the old Smurf, Al.

I think I might know a little something about that theory.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay by a mortal enemy.

I was able to find a Smurf berry to keep it safe.

Because Smurf berries are meant to be used to help people with a garden mount,

in the hopes of wearing all Smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

Well, I just think about all the friends who love me, and that I love back.

I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

You find your thing, don't you?

So don't give up.

Thanks, Smurfette.

I cherish us.

I cherish us, too.

Infinity!

I cherish you infinity times infinity plus one.

It's not a competition.

But if it was, I'd cherish you infinity times

infinity plus one times pi times infinity.

And I'd win.

Smurfette's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have.

Stop dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me?

Who am I?

Where do I belong?

Heavy heart, but I carry on.

Searching for the answer.

But I'm only moving back.

What they say when they think of me.

Does a name tell you anything?

Just happy ever after.

Happy ever after.

Never really happened.

I'm always on the outside.

Looking in.

Never finding nothing.

I'm always on the sidelines.

In the end.

And you only see the downside.

When you're always on the outside.

I try to find a reason to be strong.

I'm holding on for something.

But no one ever knows what's going on.

Cause you keep it on the inside.

When you're always on the outside.

Always on the outside.

When you're always on the outside.

Looking in.

I need a chance to prove them all wrong.

And see the world from the side.

I never walk off.

I know there's something there for me.

I still believe.

I

had my own thing.

It's in you.

You just need a little help.

Um, what's happening?

Fuck!

Ugh000 What the shit?

Sorry...question?

What's going on?

Well, I wished for a thing.

Act for a suicide.

I'm trying to find this thing and I'm so proud of it.

Show him!

Uh, okay, um, let's see...

Bababoo!

That's what I'm talking about!

Stop!

Huh?

It's my village.

Wonderful, Joe!

How did we do that?

There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse detector.

Shall I send in your brother?

Gargamel?

Absolutely not.

That imbecile will only get in the way.

Just... initiate extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razano.

Most deeply.

What is that?

He found us.

There's so much I didn't tell you.

Your Smurf location has been acquired.

Everyone, listen to me.

Your lives are in terrible danger.

Smurf Village isn't safe!

Everybody calm down.

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

Gargamel.

No need.

Use your magic to find Gargamel.

That is not your greatest idea.

I just got Papa Smurfnapped.

Just focus.

Concentrate.

Okay.

Go.

Success.

My sweet Azrael.

What sound do you think a Smurf makes right before it?

A big smile?

A little.

It's a cow.

That's the sound I imagined, too.

You're such a delight, my furry angel.

Yes.

Did you just speak human, Azrael?

It's Smurf Village.

Oh, no.

Not the evil wizard Gargamel.

Look, Azrael.

A poor abandoned Smurf.

Let's smush it.

Ha-ha, sucker.

Huh?

All right, Gargamel.

Spill the beans.

What did you do with Papa?

Nothing.

Release me from this cage at once.

Something tells me you're not telling us everything.

You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

Maybe we should give him a makeover he'll never forget.

Hey, Smurf.

Hey, Clumsy.

Guy.

Is this a hoot?

Is this fever?

It's just...

Didn't Papa say to find Ken?

Spin this track from beginning to end.

Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

Thank you, Clumsy.

You're welcome.

No name.

This is how we're going to get Papa back.

Let's do it.

This is not going to end.

Whoa.

Smurfettes?

I'm here.

Happy?

Here.

Worry?

Here.

Brainy?

Present.

Badly?

Here.

Grouchy?

Here, unfortunately.

Uh, where are all the mushrooms and Smurfberries?

Whoa, whoa.

Where are we?

It's past.

How'd you know that, Smurfette?

Je ne sais pas.

Je ne sais what now?

I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan.

Find Ken.

Save Papa.

Let's go, Smurfettes.

And turtle.

And turtle.

Sorry.

Hello, fellow wizard members of the evil alliance.

We cannot tell you.

Oopsies.

Sorry.

I was just, um, I was inquiring.

Did you all have fun cutting the cards?

Swallow, crack them out.

We can't link our four books together.

Erase all goodness and trowel the universe in a cloud

of dark magic forever if we only have three books.

That's just logic 101.

Yes, and I feel terrible about that.

And that's why.

I'm super excited to share some great news with the council.

Ah.

You have your magic book.

Well, no, not that great, but I am so close.

Oh, he says that every time, you know?

It's been a hundred and six years.

And, Razamel, how much longer do we have to wait for you?

Do we need to replace you, brother?

No, please, no.

Sire, a word to all.

I'm a very important soul.

It's them, sire.

Who, them?

We, them.

What?

Quick bathroom break, ladies and gents.

Thank you.

Step closer to total evil dominance.

Huzzah for the bad guys.

Huzzah, I say.

Yes, sire.

Huzzah, indeed.

You designed

the Zoom Room so far away from my evil lair, Joel.

Well, that's where your laptop is.

My podcast microphones are set up in the Zoom Room, Joel.

Why wouldn't I use my podcast microphones for my Zooms?

Well,

it's a very nice room.

Well, in my mouth there are more zooms than a I

thought we had tinkering rooms.

Remember the pub we talked in the past?

I see.

It's the police.

What is this wretched place?

Gargamel?

Gargamel, you found me.

I know you wouldn't leave your own...

Yes, yes, reunited.

That feels so good.

Oh, you're the one who took off a smurf.

Well, all right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't get the rest of the smurfs.

And you never will.

My smurfs are hidden away, safe and secure.

What did you do, baby?

I think it's time to work that one.

I don't think I need any smurfs.

Don't bite my baby.

Don't bite...

Beautiful girl.

Salut.

My name's Moxie.

And we're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.

Paris Division.

Oh, that sounds important.

It is.

What kind of smurfs are you?

Um, we...

We are... the standard kind.

Smurf Village Division.

Smurf Village?

Where's Papa?

That's why we're here.

He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

Protégé les trompes.

Équipe Alpha.

Rassemblez-vous.

Sécurisez les périmètres.

We got you.

Follow us.

Ken is inside the discotheque.

The dance floor.

Come on, feet!

Hmm?

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Wee!

So, where's Ken?

I'm right here.

Let me guess.

Papa Smurf's in trouble.

How did you know that?

I'm Papa Smurf's brother.

We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

Oh, uh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing a quick exfoliation.

I never have time for self-care.

I always make time.

Is the book safe?

What are you talking about?

Papa never told you about the magic book?

Pardon me, Ken, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a book.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.

With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf.

In fact, I probably personally Smurf more than you ever Smurf.

That sounds like a load of Smurf.

Can you Smurf?

I can Smurf that Smurf up.

I can Smurf that Smurf up and have it delivered to your house.

Hey, come on, Smurfs.

Stick a Smurf in it.

Smurf that.

I don't like it Smurfed into it.

Ditto.

Ditto.

Infinity times infinity plus six.

I win.

Then let's just leave it at that.

Fine.

This is the handiwork of the evil wizard, Rosamil.

He plays for keeps.

How do you know that?

The part that he plays for keeps or the Rosamil part?

Well...

I know a lot of things, fella.

Cool, cool.

All right, so let's go find this Rosamil.

And smash him.

I like this guy.

Let's get Papa Smurf back.

Let's?

You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, jokes on you, because I like being called an amateur.

It means doing something for the love of it.

And that's me.

That's what I do.

Love.

That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

What?

Exactly.

You don't get it.

Your enemies are everywhere, and you have to be ready to take them out like that.

Well, that's one of the most disturbing world views I've ever encountered.

Funny coming from a bunch of Smurfs who don't even know who they really are.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means Smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.

We swore to protect the four magic books from the alliance of evil wizards.

But your Papa walked away.

Why would Papa keep them, Ros?

You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh, no.

You're not coming with me.

Oh!

We'd love to come with you!

No!

I just said the 100% opposite of that.

Yes!

We're going!

So, how do we do this?

Yeah, how do we do this?

Okay.

We do this by storming Razamel's castle, and we take no prisoners.

Except for Papa.

We'll make sure to grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie.

Roger that, Captain Ken.

Did you bring the turntable?

Oh, tiny one.

Now we just went through it.

Come on, guys.

The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable.

How do we make a portal now?

We're not mind readers, Ace.

And it doesn't matter.

My friend can get it there with his master.

Never heard of a magic smurf.

My magic confidence is a soft foal.

Right now.

Failure is the best teacher, Moxie.

Dare to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, magic smurf.

Take us to Razamel's castle!

Oh!

Uh...

Give it another shot, Moxie.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Take us to Razamel's castle.

Please?

Come on.

Come on.

Come

The Amaki's uncle was removed.

You need some serious therapy and a home.

Oh, look.

He hates this.

This is so much fun.

Wow.

Can you believe it's been 62 years since you sent

me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village?

Remember?

Oh, yes.

Yes, I do.

I just didn't think you'd ever do it.

You're hilarious.

Did you get my emails?

No.

They must have gone to spam.

Spam?

Why would they go to spam?

Fine!

I blocked you.

You blocked me?

Why?

We can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a sidebar.

But for now, where is the magic book, Papa Smurf?

It's gone.

I destroyed it.

You are the worst liar.

I know you didn't.

You know why?

Why?

Because you're weak.

Like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron!

Look how insane he gets.

Don't worry.

I'll get you to talk.

Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

Where are your Smurfs now, Papa?

I'll never tell.

I have something, Zion.

What is it?

The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.

The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.

Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.

And I know exactly where it's sending them.

Joel, let's go.

Wait, you're taking him?

Uh, Joel is my favorite hench minion.

Race for impact!

Yay!

I think I just smurfed my...

This doesn't feel like Razanal's castle.

That's because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh no.

Turns out our magic Smurf here is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just stick to clown making.

We've been bounced to the Interportal Wave Station in the Australian Outback.

And now we have to deal with the Snooterpoops.

Snooterpoops?

Yes.

They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of...

lost Interportal travelers.

They like cake.

Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.

Bite?

Why do I have to do it?

Well, I'll lose an arm.

Don't be a bully, Ken.

I'll... No, no, I've got a sense of this mess.

If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.

Hold it out!

No thanks!

Hey!

Hands

and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Need them?

And watch your partners.

Hey!

My glasses!

I need those!

Double-double chocolate with extra chocolate.

I'm full de patisserie, Harry.

Well, I can only mean one thing.

Hello, Kenneth.

Mama Poot, am I that predictable?

Well, obviously not.

Or I'd have known.

Oh, and you skipped town on me.

Oh, come on.

We'll always have Paris.

Ooh!

Look,

Mama, I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.

Words are cheap.

Actions sell what matters.

Actions and, uh, cake.

Looks like things worked out.

You're doing pretty all right for yourselves.

Yeah, Kenneth.

Business is booming.

Every Yabu thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days, so... Wow!

Hey, that's permanent!

Hey, looks like you Yabus could use a lift.

Yeah, we really could.

It's an emergency.

It always is.

What's gonna cost us?

We brought cake.

Lots of cake.

And swiveling scoundrels!

You don't get to talk to my poops like that!

You hear me?

Don't listen to my shaggy babies.

The emotionally unavailable Smurf didn't mean it.

Okay.

Great.

Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it!

I also take cash.

A hoe!

Or a watch.

But Mama Poo, this was a gift from my grandpa.

Give her the watch, then.

Yeah, give her the watch, then.

Cheese.

Thank you.

All right, Smurf!

Heck no, no, sir.

Not interested.

Deal's off.

What do you mean, the deal's off?

Here.

This is just a wristband.

Fine.

Okay, look.

Here's how this goes.

You never saw me.

We never talked.

This never happened.

You can't back out now.

Papa Smurf is in trouble.

Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.

Please, Mama Poo, we have to save Papa.

Just drop us off.

No one will ever have to know you were involved.

The Alliance of Evil Wizards knows everything.

Nobody.

And I mean nobody.

Comes back from Rasino's castle alone.

The walls of the moat are made of the bones of the ones who trod.

Um... okay.

We've got a magic, Smurf.

Maybe he can stop those wizards.

So you're telling me your magic is strong

enough to take out the whole evil enchilada?

The whole evil enchilada?

What is that?

Today's wizards have one goal in mind.

To rule the world with evil by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe.

And nothing will stand in their way.

So tell me, magic Smurf, how are you going to handle this?

I will tell you how.

No need!

Come back!

I

can't take on the whole enchilada!

I

don't have it in me, Smurfette.

I know I'm going to let everyone down.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

Pressure gets to all of us.

You just have to believe in yourself.

Yeah, but I don't even know how I'm doing all this magic stuff.

This isn't me.

I can't face off against a powerful wizard.

Listen, that voice inside your head telling you you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

You're the only one who notices that voice.

Whoa.

Yeah, whoa.

You just need to decide who you want to be.

And every day you'll become yourself a little more.

And before you know it, that voice will go away.

It worked for me.

I know what's on your mind.

Maybe

it's time, it's time to let it go.

You got a story that you gotta write.

You were born to be great.

Born to be real.

Born to be wild.

You were born to have faith.

Think you're still born to survive.

Don't ever love anyone.

Say you love anyone.

So when you feel like nothing works.

When you try but it's getting worse.

Getting harder by the minute.

You don't have to be a cynic.

You don't have to have a name.

The universe is telling us there's something more to life.

But you've been known.

I'm only seeing what's in front of you.

You were born to be great.

Born to be real.

Born to be wild.

You were born to have faith.

Think you're still born to survive.

Don't ever let anyone say you're not anyone.

When no one says, give it up.

Keep on recording or you'll miss the moment.

You feeling better?

Yeah.

The part with the kangaroos was a little weird though.

What was that?

I don't know.

No.

No we are not in a village.

No.

No.

Oh, yeah.

Well, take the scream buggy.

And I'll drive it!

The scream what?

Why is it called the scream buggy?

Well, she runs on the fuel of your ship!

What?

Why?

No idea!

It's raining smoke!

Hallelujah!

Oh, my sweet Smurfs!

Come here!

Let me hook at you.

Are you okay?

We are so worried about you.

Especially me.

Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

Joel!

Please have him, my darling.

Joel, what do you call a group of Smurfs?

A gaggle?

A herd?

A troop?

A murder?

Well, try to hear us about it.

Oh, way to give it 30 percent, Homer Smurf.

Great stuff!

Now give me my book!

We told you, we don't have it!

And where is my so-called brother?

He's relaxing with his feline associate, the Salarian.

Oh, now I hate that cat!

Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear?

As you wish, Lord Sire.

Joel!

Fetch me a Clamato, root temp.

Hey, what about us?

Prisoners don't get clam drinks!

But I do have another treat in store for you.

I hope you like party games.

We're going to play one called, Let Squisher Smurf Every

Time Papa Doesn't Tell Me Where the Last Magic Book Is.

Tell all you Smurfs, I'll squash you!

That doesn't sound like a fun game.

Joel, be at all and move these fetid, degenerate goblins to the Squisherdrome,

or to the swamp!

I warned you about getting complacent.

Smurfs, can you give us a minute?

The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here?

It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village

for the past hundred years, none of us would be in trouble.

You know I had my reasons for that.

Do you think Ron would have just walked away?

Uh... who's Ron?

Bring her in, huh?

I cleared out the sandwiches.

Hey, you dead?

That was absolutely terrifying.

I think I swallowed my gum.

I'm coming for your poach!

Mama's coming for her babies!

It might be good to not yell so much, if we're in a location.

Right, right.

Ah, okay.

What is this place?

Mewmink, Autophon, Rangamel, Stupid Cat.

This place is so spooky.

He thinks it's so spooky.

So how did we get in here?

Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're gonna have to sneak in.

Okay, let's get some ideas going.

You know, blue sky time, no judgments.

We pole vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea.

And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard will resist.

What kind of weakness?

A pride weakness.

Your food is here.

Who ordered this?

Razamout's pure visit.

That sounds right.

He complains when his tunic gets too tight,

but he's the one who gets himself in this mess.

So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?

Absolute.

Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time, or they'll lick everything.

Alright, here's the plan.

Sneak into the castle inside this bag and get delivered to Razamout.

I'm not sure what he's saying, but he's just a man.

We should have gotten more fries.

I don't stress eating.

That's good.

I'm just gonna get the most out of this.

Oh, it's the quill pen that my great-great -great-grandfather Zazamel used to sign

the Treaty of the Alliance of Intergalactic Wizards.

Razamel always worshipped this pen.

Can I have a pen?

Yes, please.

I'll just put it behind this.

Incoming the Solaris.

Yes, uh, very much.

Thank you.

You're probably admiring Dada soon.

This is Dada.

Oh, yes.

Dada and all his glory.

Sometimes, when no one's looking, I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together.

Remember how he said that was going to happen?

And rule together we shall.

To tell us we get our hands on that chaunty grimoire, the whole universe will

be under the darkly magic control of the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.

And finally, all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

Amazing!

So you'll introduce me to the Alliance then?

Of course!

Proudly!

But first, what do you say we shmoosh some shmurl?

I'd say that sounds like music to my ears.

And, hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back and that we're together again.

I love you, Razamel.

Best friend, brother, friend, brother.

Love.

Ah, well, ditto, I'm sure.

Come along, Asriel.

We're going to watch the Smurfs get squashed.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pounce on you.

Where is Cyber Castle?

Maybe you should slow down on the fries.

You're right.

Oh, just... Are the plates ready?

Yes, sir.

Pan!

Ooh, great!

Noriko!

Is Terry the food taster?

I don't know.

I'm brave.

Fine.

I'll taste it.

If I die, I'll kill Terry.

Did you forget to order fries again?

You ate all the fries!

I love salty potato pastry, and I will not apologize for that.

Hey, don't look at me.

I didn't make the order.

Just check again.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Can you magic some up?

The candy ain't coming.

Oh, magic, have us for a one-time.

Bring us fries.

Bring us fries!

Oh, here they are.

Onion rings.

Who ordered this garbage?

They're Razamel's favorite.

How did you know that?

No idea.

Just cake.

Then what?

This way.

Here goes.

First smurf, please.

Please, Razamel, don't hurt my smurfs.

Then tell me where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it.

Then let's loosen those lips.

Who shall we squash first?

Edie?

Maybe... I'll go.

Heather, that's the clicking sound of evil.

Let's go smurf that wizard out.

Last chance, papa!

Goodbye.

Those are dated moves for such a bold entrance.

I knew it!

Man, the dander gets me.

Is that what I think it is?

Could it be?

I knew you couldn't hide.

And how did I not feel you there?

I have soft hands.

Empty.

And I've only been up there since you made a wish.

Cha-cha-cha.

A magic!

Mmm, yeah, kinda.

Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually, that was me too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk?

There's no such thing as a magic snuff.

Chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you a head start.

You've got a lot more magic in you than you think.

You've just gotta let it out.

We're bringing the final magic book right to me!

Oh, look who it is!

It's our lost little wizard girl family member.

I'm not part of your family, freak.

Cha-cha-cha.

It's just cut off from the world.

Thanks, little wizard girl family.

It's the last one.

You're not on my list.

I'm a little wizard girl, too.

Oh, no!

It's the last one.

The last one?

This is the last one, you know.

Oh, yes, this is the last one.

You call that surgery?

I'm here.

Oh, boss!

I'm just gonna have a little chat.

I would be nice if you could do me a favor.

I'm a dude too.

Oh, how you loved your fries.

That's a lot.

I hate fries.

I knew I didn't like her for a reason.

She's the darn enemy.

No, I'm a smurf.

You can never change what you really are.

Don't listen to him, Smurfette.

You're with us, now and always.

That's right.

You did exactly what you agreed to do.

You brought me Papa Smurf and Jaunty, the final piece of the evil puzzle.

Ergo ipso delicto.

I win.

Time to rule the universe.

I want to stay with Papa.

Papa!

Jaunty Grimoire!

What a wonderful moment.

Too bad it has to be interrupted by... Reality!

No!

Si ma la ma tu!

Ah, buddy!

Wait a minute, what am I reading?

Ah, yes, that's better.

A big, dark, powerful course through your pages.

Now and forever!

I'm gonna be evil!

Why me?

Thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.

See ya!

Hey, I'm not going with you.

To meet with the other wizards?

Um, that's a big, fat no.

This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

You said ditto when I said I loved you.

I lied.

I'm telling Mother!

Mother never respected you.

Oh, you stupid cat.

Goodbye, Smurf.

And so long.

Forever.

Forever!

I'm so sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry too.

This isn't my first job out of college, though.

I need a good review on my LinkedIn.

Well, you're not getting one from me.

Fair enough.

That's pretty impressive engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one who's gonna get smashed.

Always thought we'd win.

And... I'm going to miss you guys.

I love you.

What are you doing?

It doesn't go down like this.

Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns, but I loathe

my brother more for disrespecting me than my sweet, sweet husband.

Well, you know, and I've had enough of said respect.

Run, Smurfs, run!

Well,

engage wings now!

This is all my fault.

I can't believe I did exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.

I'm so sorry, No-Name.

No, this is my fault.

The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

No, it's not your fault, No-Name.

And it certainly isn't yours, Smurf, but this is all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all, and I was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Rock.

Who's right?

He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

I should have told you about him a long time ago.

You're saving with us, No-Name.

I've got to run.

Those evil wizards won't get short of me.

Run!

Oh, you guys are Smurf of tremendous career, my brothers.

It's been too long.

We just had Smurfberry juice and waffles together.

Like I said, it's been too long.

That magic book will be mine.

Well, that was a bit of a let down.

Now that's more like it.

He dispatched baddies with a smirky blend of elegance and lethality.

It was safe to say that if Bond loved everyone and everything,

no matter how small or insignificant they may seem,

the rationale soon got the upper hand.

And I was able to take the lead.

In a way that I wouldn't be surprised if anyone in the game could.

The game is really something else.

We should probably stop with this one next time.

What about Mr. Sanctum?

I don't know what he wants.

Well, I'm going to have to bring this back to the station and we'll talk about it.

Mr. Sanctum, you're a great guy.

It was an honor and privilege.

Guardian-eering with both of you.

Now

I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No.

No!

That's why I created Smurf Village.

So I could keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any of you like we lost Ron.

There isn't a day goes by that I don't think about him.

I know, brother.

It's time I told you about our higher calling.

We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

Where's that?

It means that we have always been protectors of peace and harmony in the universe.

Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?

Yes, don't aim.

But it's not just some thing you call yourself.

And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the sum of all its parts.

It's brains and brawn.

It's the Smurf who owns it.

It always fights for what she believes in.

And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything is willing to give everything.

I'm not going to sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.

And they can do it.

But we're not going to let them.

Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.

Now let's get that book and save the universe!

Let's do it!

Hurrah!

That gets it!

Guardianeering!

Way to kill the moon, Glasses!

He's right.

There's a moment that book could be anywhere in the universe.

Attention!

Attenzione!

I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one condition.

Name it.

That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my stupid angry brother's

mean stupid angry face!

When he sees you all alive and thriving.

It's a spy mission.

I think we got it.

We all get what we want.

But, after that, our little alliance is over.

Yeah, okay.

Deal.

Way to freaky diggy.

To the ninth dimension.

The nexus of space and time that represents all possible worlds and all...

Get in the car.

Don't get in the car.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

You know what?

I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.

Your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.

Lame and lame.

You're all lame!

You make a wonderful hench.

Minions, now that I'm the Lord of the universe.

Solo, me, I, moi.

Time to start chanting.

Oh yeah, no chance I'll hit that.

And here we go!

You have got to be kidding me.

The Guardianeers of Good are here!

We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

Stop writing.

It's just me being real.

Oh, this is bad.

He's licked all the books.

Cat, we need a plan.

We're Guardianeers, Papa.

We are the plan.

Well, that's adorable.

Full

of smooth spirits.

Cross my soul.

For Smurfy goodness.

We can get him back, if we break the spell.

By rescuing Geordi.

Where are you going, traitor?

Traitor?

Oh, I brought the Smurfs to you?

This was a spy mission.

Uh, it was.

In the water bottle you go!

He's distracted.

Oh, I forgot about you!

Whose goodness shall I take first?

No!

Papa!

Don't give up, my precious Smurfs.

You're Guardianeers.

It's up to you now.

Smurfette, my work is done.

I finally delivered everything you wanted.

Your evil lordship.

What is this?

I have always been on your side.

What?

Oh.

Well, well.

That's what we in the evil business call the long card.

Welcome home, sinister Smurf demon.

Thank you.

Thank-Gotcha, John!

You've got nowhere to go.

Like

this first dimension's worth that.

Why?

Oh, clay?

That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book?

Give that back to me.

That's what happens to handsy fellas.

Find a door!

Go, Smurfette!

The worst dimension?

Stay away from erasers!

Oh, what's that?

Ah!

Need you to-Oh, come on.

Help!

Help!

There's an old wizard behind me!

Eraser!

My book, you freakish smurfages!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh no, I can only run from left to right!

Here, jump up these tiny hills!

This dimension isn't so hard, actually.

Hand of the 8-bit book, Smurfs, or face the wrath of my evil picket fence!

It'll take more than a fence to stop us!

Prepare yourself.

Remember my power!

I'm gonna homo-ish you there!

Come on, you, let's go!

Come at that!

Ugh, this is my least favorite dimension.

Hmph.

Ah!

What are you?

I'm a tardigrade, the most rugged micro -animal in the universe.

Our motto is live tiny, die never.

Hi, Tardy!

Nice to meet you!

Bye!

Nice to meet you too!

Bye!

Hey, I just want a friend.

Will you stay here with me forever?

Absolutely not!

Is this...?

It's my village.

They're home.

Ah, cha-cha-cha!

All you have to do is get me to Papa Smurf's mushroom

house and I can hide away for another hundred years easy!

Welcome back.

Papa...

You're okay.

I've never been better.

It's good to have your home.

Thank you.

You did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through, Smurfette.

I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the Surreal Dimension.

It's made of your dreams and nightmares.

No.

Thank you for your service.

I've been to the universe of all things good.

And I am...

Charles Daisy!

Ha!

You've done it!

You're sucking all of the goodness out of the universe!

What a shame!

You're a lame jockey!

Huh?

We're not gonna let this happen, Razamar!

And just who is going to stop me?

You?

You are nothing!

I'm not nothing!

Oh, and who are you?

I'm...

I'm...

I'm not a good jockey.

Who

are you, No Name?

Here, here!

I... uh... I-I don't know... You should've just stuck to clockmaking!

Oh!

Stay with me, No Name!

Please?

You've gotten kinda as you can even think!

The words inside your head tell me you're not gonna make it.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will.

I know who you are.

You're kind and fair.

You're strong because you're determined.

You remind me a lot of Ron that way.

Really?

How?

He was resilient.

When Ron got knocked down, he'd get right back up on his feet.

Just like you.

But Ron knew who he was.

He had a thing.

Not at first.

Some Scarks just take a little more time to find their thing.

And now, it's your time.

What are you saying?

I know who I am.

We're not done!

Oh, I've had just about enough of you!

No, Dave!

Who are you?

The Spark was gonna kick your butt.

A giant butt smurf?

I don't know.

I think he's got a bit of pizzazz.

You don't like your Dave?

I don't care what you call yourself!

One lone smurf can't take out the whole evil enchilada.

That's the difference between you and me, Razamel.

I'm not alone.

Sing a

happy song, la la la la la la.

Sing a happy song, la la la la la la la.

Because we're the Guardian Ears of Good.

I believe you have something about us.

We may be small.

We may be adorable.

But don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

Because kindness always wins.

Unite in smirkitude.

Thank you, no name.

I mean, what did you call yourself again?

Um, I'm the smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, smurf.

You're right.

Terrible.

I can beat that.

Wait, what about kick a smurf?

Kick smurf is definitely inappropriate.

Your lucky sound effect smurf is here.

Sorry, I don't know what the I was thinking.

Hey, I said smurf!

You know, maybe I'll stick with magic smurf.

It's got a nicer ring to it.

It's classic.

Kid, you earned your day.

Chip it up for magic smurf!

How did this happen?

We came up against the Guardian Ears of Good.

This is for wrong.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

Help me, dear brother.

I... I... love you.

Honey, how are you finally able to say it now?

How about Asriel?

How do you feel about my precious feline associate?

Yes, feelings, you know.

I love you, Asriel.

In the immortal words of Asriel's favourite paracruder and social

preparateur, Jonathan, that is, don't too much, too little, too little.

No!

No!

He will!

No!

Well, that was quite the successful spy mission.

I'm off.

It's rousing.

Did somebody say, Ron?

It's Ron!

These smurfs were more than up to the task.

And they did it their own way.

Ron, I thought you were a goner.

Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the 10th dimension, guarded by every

variation of Vicious Dragon and every possible variation of the universe,

then you'd be right.

I was a goner.

So, what did I miss in the last 106 years?

Well, that depends.

Were you thinking about time for linear fashion, or as a series of flat circles?

Oh.

What?

What do you say we get out of here and back home, where

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My dear Smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world.

Whenever we're called to action, we'll be there.

Because we're stronger together!

I'ma be the only one that you need.

I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe in.

Keep it high, that vibration, live on that, your salvation.

Keep it up, up, up.

Keep it up, up, up.

High and long!