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I'm Oono Yuuta, a ronin student.

I have no money, but I have a dream...

Aim for Rokkyou University.

To get into college,

and be together with Minori-chan who I love!

But then...

At the share house I went to in Shimokitazawa called Nuutopia...

There were five beautiful and sexy women!

The owner, a fashion designer, Chiho-san.

Muroi Chiho 28 years old Fashion designer

Aspiring actress and freeter Natsume-san.

Nishina Natsume 21 years old Freeter

Women's college student and aspiring writer, Miha-san.

Komori Miha 19 years old Women's college student

And prep school student and cabaret club girl, Mao-san.

Uehara Mao 20 years old Cram/prep school student

And even Minori-chan's moved into Nuutopia too!

Tajima Minori 18 years old, Yuuta's girlfriend

Me, this ronin student...

am in a harem of all places!

On top of that...

It doesn't seem so far away...

The day that boy will untie my belt.

From now, Nuutopia will be a bath house of women.

I'm just happy to be able to live with you, Minori-chan!

I've decided!

I'm defintely taking Yuuta-chan to the onsen!

Another fansub project of Dance of Death Productions

Translation & timing: taroroot

T/L Assistance: Team Curtis

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So, we have a night at the onsen...

Come.

Yuuta-chan,

I'll show you my strength as an actress!

People are not born women,

they become women.

Porvowald. ??

What are they talking about.

Mixed bath....

Sneaking into bed....

How idiotic!

Wow...

You even share the refrigerator.

Yeah. Over there is the shared cooking ingredients.

Over here is individual items.

So anything you buy for yourself, make sure and write your name on it.

What's that?

This is pickled garlic.

My pops showed me how to make it.

Here, try one.

It's almost time to start lunch.

Minori-chan, what do you want to eat?

Oh! I'll help!

It's alright.

Minori-chan, you don't cook, right?

I'll start learning from you.

Really?

Ok then!

Delicious!

Really?

Don't you two look so happy.

How idiotic.

Hey everyone,

You two too.

I know it's kind of sudden, but can you go to the onsen this week?

I know there's the issue of vacating this place.

Did you figure out something?

Right now I'm having someone look into it and waiting on an answer.

In the meantime we should go to the onsen.

Yuuta, take care of the house.

Okay.

We can overnight here or here.

What do you think?

What about Minori-chan?

Um, I have practice on that day.

Then how about this day.

Oh, that day's no good for me.

Me too.

Well then, I'll pass.

Everyone else please go ahead.

We'll stay and watch the house.

Right?

You can't! Mao's going to be at her prep school camp.

If Yuuta and Minori-chan are together alone...

But Minori-chan's got practice,

and I've got to study for my exams.

Then Yuuta-san, you can do some intense studying at the onsen!

Great idea!

Your tutor Ojou'll be there too!

But....

I can't let you fall behind in your studies.

We can concentrate at the onsen.

The onsen is good for the circulation too.

It'll be great for studying!

But...

Yuuta, go ahead.

What? But....

Even though it's a welcoming party for you, Minori-chan?

It's ok.

Studying for your exams is important.

Sorry about this, we'll have your welcoming party another time.

Yuuta, study hard at the onsen.

Okay.

Steaming...

Onsen....

A hotel....

A mountain of white...

Hot and wet.

We're coming!

So how long are you going to sulk?

Does it still bother you?

That was done out of love.

Silence!

The next time you call me sister,

I'll kill you!

What was it that you wanted to show me.

This.

1st?

An electric vacuum.

I won it at the shopping district drawing.

I, Enoki Tsuyako am first, number 1!

Number one?

I'm burning now.

That boy...

And Nuutopia's fate....

Will soon be in my hands.

That vacuum too.

Muroi Chiho,

this time I've got you!

You can't!

What's that?

What is it?

Tell me.

You won't hit me?

No, so tell me.

First place isn't number one.

Above first, there's the grand prize.

Onsen trip for one household.

Two days, one night.

It wasn't...

That sly fox!

She did it again!

Everyone in Nuutopia is going on an onsen trip tomorrow.

What are you doing standing around here, go get that boy!

Please, give me another chance.

Are you still going to oppose me?

If I go to the onsen, I'll get Yuuta for sure.

You, at an onsen?

That's right.

That might be good!

So, would it be ok?

Yes, go ahead.

That'll be killing two birds with one stone.

Kawachi Onsen

??

Oh my, everyone's late!

Nozomi-chan, what're you doing here?

Never mind the details.

And... it isn't just me!

See.

Mao-san?

I saw her at the station so we came together.

Mao-chan, weren't you at a prep school camp?

The level was so low it would have been a waste of time.

It'd be better to be at the onsen.

Oh, a change of pace.

I wonder what's going on?

Mao-san didn't seem very happy.

Thanks for waiting!

What's going on?!

It's...

mixed bathing!

It's...

mixed bathing!

M-mixed bathing?!

Oh! That feels good!

Mao-chan should have come too!

Mao-san?

It seems she's in the reserved bath.

Yuuta-chan! Yuuta-chan!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

What're you doing Natsume-san?!

Nozomi-chan, what's wrong?

Oh, it's nothing.

Nozomi-chan?

I...

think I got too much heat.

But you haven't come in yet?

I'm going to take a break.

Are you alright?

I'll be fine.

Nozomi-san's acting strange too.

Sis....

Third Shimokitazawa Association

So...

could I talk to you for a moment?

What?

Chiho-san and I,

are good friends.

See.

Friends?

If you'll pardon me.

Wait!

Read the question carefully.

This is a trick question.

You can't let it mislead you.

Got it?

Yes.

What's important is what's inside.

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

I want to teach him something too.

You should leave Nuutopia immediately.

Why is that?

This Nuutopia...

is the hell of lust.

The evils of the flesh, it's because of Oono Yuuta.

That boy...

spends every night here with these women.

Consumed by sexual desire....

He stops at nothing.

Yuuta's not that kind of man!

I...

Just don't want to see you become another victim.

Yuuta wouldn't do anything like that.

I know.

Really?

Could you be...

What?

A pure girl?

Pure girl?

In other words, a virgin.

You only know Yuuta from above the waist.

A man's upper and lower bodies are two different things.

Saying the words he loves you from his mouth...

And truly feeling it in his heart...

are totally seperate from carnal desires.

That's not true.

Otherwise....

would he go to the onsen and leave you behind?

Right now, with all those women at the onsen, he must be....

"Welcome Nuutopia..."

What is it?

We've prepared some special training!

A Exam Baseball Game!

Steamy Exam Baseball Game

We'll make use of this trip!

Baseball?

You don't mean?!

If you can't answer correctly,

you have to take off your clothes!

If you get it right, we'll take off clothes.

Question:

During the 1st World War,

What year was the Versailles treaty signed?

Time's up!

1919,

In other words, "iku iku" Versailles.

Ok, strip.

Okay....

I want to give him a question too!

Mao-chan, you have one?

Historically, the best playwriter,

What year was William Shakespeare born?

What year?

You don't know!

Time's up!

Mao, the answer?

1564, "i go mu shi" (i=1, go=5, mu=6, shi=4: following ignored)

Shakespeare was so outstanding that everyone who followed was ignored.

"i go mu shi"

Ok, strip!

I'm a failure as an assistant teacher!

Assistant teacher?!

Natsume-san!

What century was the battle of Sekigahara?

Isn't that too easy?

"Hero ooshi" (many hero's in) Sekigahara!

It was 1600, so....

The 17th century!

Wrong!

1600 is not the 17th century, it's the last year of the 16th century.

It's a trick question.

No way!

I'll strip in your place!

as your tutor!

No!

We have to go by the rules!

Come over here you two!

Yes.

I took it off.

Alright then, it's my turn now.

"All is fair in love and war."

What was it....

Time's up!

Ok, strip!

Now then...

The next question is....

Please stop!

Aren't you enjoying this?

Such soft skin...

such gorgeous skin.

Looks so yummy....

All is fair in love and war.

It means in love and war, using any means is alright.

Yuuta...

Hey you!

Geeze....

Minori-chan....

Hero... Shogun....

How cute.

How cute.

Such slender arms.

Such smooth legs.

Just like a girl's.

And...

Breast's...

What's this?!

Yuuta-chan!

Yuuta-san!

Yuuta-kun!

Stop it!

Let me go!

What kind of studying is this?

Excuse me! I'll go!

It's ok.

Besides, it's mixed bathing.

Okay.

What is it?

It's nothing!

Um...

Were you able relieve the stress of studying for your exam?

What?

Well... because this is an onsen....

An onsen can't relieve that kind of stress.

Mao-san, did something happen?

If you'd like, you can tell me.

I'm thinking...

Of quiting already.

What?

The medical entrance exam.

Giving up on becoming a doctor would be so much easier.

But Mao-san, isn't becoming a doctor your dream?

No matter how hard I try, getting into Kokouritsu is impossible after all.

No matter how many years I try...

I can never get in.

My father told me that.

Your dad?

Come back home.

He'll give me as much money as I want if I did.

He said he'd create the best environment for me to study in.

He said what I was doing was just a waste of time.

Your father's just worried about you, Mao-san.

He's just concerned about what others think.

My father is the worst pig!

A pig of a doctor.

Becoming a doctor,

isn't my dream anymore.

It's just rebellion.

Just to show up my father,

it's a stupid goal.

That's not true!

What do you know?

Studying day after day...

working at the cabaret club...

I'm tired of it.

It's pointless rebellion.

That's not true!

Mao-san, you've been working hard day and night to become a doctor.

When I see you...

I realize it.

I can see that it's an important dream!

It makes me think, dreams can make a person this strong.

In order to reach this important dream...

A person could work this hard....

Mao-san, you taught me that.

I'll ask you again...

Mao-san, what is your dream?

To become... a doctor.

Please... don't give up on that dream.

Excuse me!

I don't even have a dream.

I'm just trying to get into college in order to find my dream.

I shouldn't talk.

Thank you, Yuuta.

Not at all!

Um, it's hot! I think the a/c is broken!

We're back!

Minori-chan, I'm back!

Welcome home!

Here, a souvenier!

What's wrong?

Did something happen?

No, nothing.

How was the onsen?

Oh, nothing special.

Hey, what happened?

Minori-chan!

Enoki Tsuyako...

was she here?

Did she do something to you?

Did she do something terrible?

Are you okay?

Did she scare you?

Minori-chan?

That woman...

What you're saying is not true.

You know...

I'm telling you this because I'm worried for you.

I do not wish to be told lies by someone like you.

Because lies do not become you at all.

What?

Someone as beautiful as you...

I'm sure has a beautiful heart.

A genuine woman, they say.

Hides beauty deep inside.

But men are unlike women,

they cannot hide their carnal desires.

What a tough girl.

She didn't get scared off by me.

What did Minori do?

Am I beautiful?

Huh?

Enoki Tsuyako...

Repulsed.

I'm sorry.

I....

Oh!

Everyone, thank you for your concern!

I'll go put on some tea.

Minori-chan!

Are you really alright?

I'm sorry.

I let what Tsuyako-san said bother me.

We're you suspicious of me?

I was stupid, wasn't I?

Everyone here is concerned for me.

I won't doubt you anymore.

That's right!

There's really nothing!

Nothing!

"i go mu shi"

Trick question...

"iku iku"

Mixed bathing....

Oh! Minori-chan! The tea!

She's tougher than you think.

Nozomi...

How did it go at the onsen?

Failed.

What I'm asking about is the onsen.

How'd it go?

It was scary.

It made me remember that time....

I'm sorry!

I keep defying you.

Such a darling girl.

So cute and lonely.

The only one who can rescue you from your cursed past...

Is me.

Bring that boy.

That boy who owes a debt.

The devil needs a demon.

Chiho-san, what's that?

It's from the realtor.

It says to hurry and give a date for vacating.

It's Enoki Tsuyako.

Tsuyako-san?

Minori-chan...

Be careful of that woman until things are settled.

Yes.

Um, actually I....

Thanks for waiting!

It's ready!

Well then!

To welcome Nuutopia's newest member!

Minori...

Cheers!

Cheers!

There's something that bothers me...

What is it?

Tsuyako-san knew about everything.

My name, and that everyone had gone to the onsen.

Don't you think that's strange?

I'm sure she was snooping around.

She'll stop at nothing.

That's the kind of woman she is.

You know, the kind of people who're tuned to the rumour mill.

Yeah, that's right!

Yes, you're right.

Excuse me for bringing this up.

You want me to?

Kubo Tooru 20 years old man in debt?

If you want your past erased...

Don't you think it's a cheap price to pay?

If you want this fresh body back...

Do your best!

A woman's history...

is repainted...

every time she finds a new man.

Minori-chan...

you're really cute!

I'll bet you're really popular!

No, not at all!

She was the idol of our high school!

And why'd she end up with Yuuta?

Yes?

Chiho-nee, I'll get it.

Why don't you find another man?

You might meet an even better man!

Minori-san, that's fate!

I'll take Yuuta-chan!

Nope!

Yuuta is good enough for me!

Yuuta,

Right now you're the happiest man, aren't you?

Well....

Yuuta!

Dad?!

Uncle?

Minori-chan?

What're you doing here?

I'm the owner of this sharehouse, Muroi.

Yuuta-kun's a sharemate.

What're you doing here?!

Yuuta...

Come back to Nagano, take over the shop.

No!

What University will take you with a score of 35?

Go home!

Cut it out and wake up already!

Go home!

What?

Come back to Nagano.

And take over our shop.

There's only you.

Please.

To come crying....

I went to the hospital today.

I don't have much longer.

At this rate...

One more year.

continued

Your wishes are granted...

Thanks for waiting! I'm an arabian dancer!

Make me feel good.

Please eat this.

Nice body!