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I'm Oono Yuuta, a ronin student.

I have no money, but I have a dream...

Aim for Rokkyou University.

To get into college,

and be together with Minori-chan who I love!

But then...

At the share house I went to in Shimokitazawa called Nuutopia...

There were five beautiful and sexy women!

Come here.

The owner, a fashion designer, Chiho-san.

Muroi Chiho 28 years old Fashion designer

Aspiring actress and freeter Natsume-san.

Nishina Natsume 21 years old Freeter

Women's college student and aspiring writer, Miha-san.

Komori Miha 19 years old Women's college student

And prep school student and cabaret club girl, Mao-san.

Uehara Mao 20 years old Cram/prep school student

Me, this ronin student...

am in a harem of all places!

On top of that...

By the end of June, this house needs to be vacated.

Welcome,

to Snack Passion.

I have an important exam to go to!

Another fansub project of Dance of Death Productions

Translation & timing: taroroot

T/L Assistance: Team Curtis

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Hello, this is Oono Yuuta.

I can't answer my phone right now,

Please leave a message.

Yuuta! Where are you?!

Today's your test!

Hurry up!

Enoki Tsuyako ? years old Mysterious traditional clothed beauty

Please stop it!

Young one's have so much energy!

Tsuyako-san!

I can understand your frustration over the beauty pageant,

but I don't think that's any reason to do this!

It's not just about the beauty pageant!

Muroi Chiho...

That sly fox....

The feeling of crawling on the ground....

She gave me a taste of humiliation!

Humiliation?

It was five years ago....

The stage was the beautiful City of Lights....

Paris.

Paris 5 years ago

A just widowed beautiful woman...

In a cafe alone.

Muroi Chiho was there with her lover.

That was our meeting...

Our fateful encounter.

That was...

the start.

And then...

A man like the devil...

Suddenly approached me.

And then?

How's that?

Bare breast....

The warmth of ones bare skin is the best...

temperature of sake to break down a man.

Please stop!

I have an important exam!

Your body's being honest.

Forget the exam.

Now, boy...

Free yourself.

Holding back...

Is only protecting your tiny pride.

If you free yourself...

You can have everything.

Stop it!

Ichimonji Nozomi 23 years old Public Safety Officer

What are you doing?

I'm sorry!

She asked me to do this.

That's why I brought you here.

I needed money and so....

I'm no longer going to be your slave.

Nozomi-san is a woman of justice!

Please!

Don't tell anyone at Nuutopia about this.

Nuutopia is a precious place to me!

I understand!

I won't tell anyone!

Nozomi-san is precious to Nuutopia too!

Thank you.

Yuuta-kun, your exam!

Yuuta! What are you doing here?

Excuse me! We'll talk about this later!

I'm going to my exam!

Enoki Tsuyako!

After going after personal property,

are you trying to take Yuuta too?

I was just teaching him what a real woman is.

Looks like he ran away before you could teach him.

I wonder....

The day that boy undoes my belt...

doesn't seem to be far.

Yuuta!

I'm glad! You made it!

Minori-chan! Sorry for making you worry!

Yuuta, good luck!

Thank you!

I'll do my best!

Is it true about the eviction notice from the realtor?

That we have to be out by June?

We won't be able to get a new share mate.

And Onee, having that burden.

It'll be alright.

I'll figure out something.

But more importantly...

Yuuta!

We misjudged you!

To be lured by Enoki Tsuyako!

Forgetting about your important exam!

And undoing her obi belt!

What do you have to say for yourself?

It's because you're so careless!

Entrance exams are a battle!

You'll fail again for sure like that!

That's too harsh.

Yeah,

Yuuta's thought hard about it too.

Right, Yuuta-san?

Why'd you make me put on that back handed act?

With this...

you'll be able to get closer to Yuuta, right?

If Yuuta hadn't believed me,

I wouldn't be able to get into Nuutopia, you know.

Do it quickly.

You need to get deeper into Nuutopia.

There's one month left.

I know.

I'll take care of it.

But...

to use Yuuta like that....

You haven't by any chance....

been taken in by that bunch, have you?

Don't be ridiculous!

It's like Chiho-san said.

That's why today's exam...

Was it no good?!

Yeah.

I couldn't hack it at all.

Which subject?

All of them.

How can I face Minori-chan?

That's fine.

If a girl would get down on you over that,

you should leave her.

I'm going outside and cool off for a bit.

Chance!

Wait a minute!

Natsume-san, I've got an idea.

Take a seat.

In Tokyo's Asakusa, people know me as...

Hibotan's Miha. (The Scarlet Peony Miha)

What is this?!

I, Onatsu, borrowed these from our theater troup.

"Onatsu"

Bro...

If the dice come up 2-6 even, then luck is on your side, bro.

There's no question you'll get into Rokkyou University.

Don't make it sounds so simple!

Life is half effort, half luck.

Said the Hungarian philosopher,

Rimi Komoha.

Without luck it's useless.

But if you have luck...

With some effort, you can get by.

That might be true, but...

but with dice?

Dear...

Each of these die has six fates.

The odds of getting 2-6 even...

A student studying for exams should know.

I'm going into Liberal Arts...

But the chances are really low, aren't they?

Let's see for sure,

If you've got luck or not.

You're right!

Please!

'lright!

Let's do it!

Onatsu!

Fight!

Did you see the Scarlet Peony Miha's technique?

Yes....

Inside this cup...

is the genuine fortune for 2-6 even.

Yes!

Please!

Two and six....

This is 2-6 even!

Two and six, together they're eight.

Clear as an open fan. Eight fortells widening fortune! (Kanji character for 8 widens at base)

Bro! There's no question about Rokkyou University now!

Dear! Isn't it great!

Yes!

Thank you very much!

I'll do my best!

I'm glad!

He's feeling better now!

Ojou!

That was great!

It really came out 2-6 even!

It always comes out that.

Oh...

they're loaded.

But it's true that they'll cheer someone up!

That's what Rimi Komoha said.

Really?

That Rimi Komoha-san said some good things!

Thanks!

You see, it's actually me.

Komori Miha, rearranged!

Gee, I was so worried!

You didn't call at all after your exam.

Sorry...

I totally failed my exam, and so....

Yuuta,

I have a favor to ask.

What is it?

I...

want to see your room!

What?!

There's no mistake this signature is yours.

Why did you sign this?

I don't know.

I'll meet with the person in charge at the real estate office.

But it'll be tough.

Eiji, you're a lawyer, right?

Please, could you do something?

We've got four share mates.

Chiho,

You should start living for yourself.

I'd like you to reconsider.

About marrying me.

I told you before...

I don't want to get hurt any more.

Besides...

I have my dream of making Nuutopia into the ideal place.

You've been driven you into a corner, haven't you?

Otherwise you'd never come to me asking for help, would you?

You've been like that even in Paris.

Carefull,

Today's Sunday so it looks like no one's here.

Ok!

Shh!

My room's here.

What! Here?!

Shh! Hurry! Hurry!

Ouch!

So this is your room.

Aim for 45 score Aim for Rokkyo University!!

So this is it.

You see...

After I learned that you were living with women,

I was worried.

But now, I can think of you studying hard in this room.

Don't worry about this past exam.

Do your best on the next one!

Okay?

Minori-chan...

Minori-chan,

I love you.

Me too.

Yuuta-san, are you okay?

What's wrong?

Wow! He's laid her down!

No! That's not it!

This to make up for your exam?

Yuuta-chan's happy somewhere else!

I'm sorry I did this without permission.

But I was just showing her my room....

Yuuta, you know sex is prohibited in Nuutopia!

No, that really isn't what it was!

I'm sorry! I forced Yuuta to show me.

Do you know what the situation is here?

We might get kicked out of here in less than two months!

It was my fault!

And you!

Did you think as long as you didn't get caught it'd be okay?

Don't look down on a share house!

Please don't blame her!

It's because you're so wishy washy that this happens!

If you can't abide by the rules, then get out!

I'm sorry....

I...

I...

I'll leave!

Yuuta!

Yuuta!

What's wrong?

Yuuta! Wait!

Chiho-san didn't have to get that mad!

Yuuta!

Nuutopia means a lot to Chiho-san.

That's why she was like that.

Hurry and apologize and make up.

But...

I'll be okay.

I can go home at ease now seeing how strict it is.

Okay?

I'll call you later.

Yuuta-kun...

Nozomi-san?

I'm really sorry about yesterday.

I'd like to apologize again.

What's wrong?

Did something happen?

You're going to leave Nuutopia?!

Chiho-san got angry with me.

I just said it.

You can't!

Nozomi-san, why're you so concerned?

That's because I'm worried about you, Yuuta-kun.

Thank you.

It's okay.

Chiho-san will forgive you.

But...

Say...

Yuuta-kun, what is everyone at Nuutopia to you?

They're like my Tokyo family.

Isn't it?

Family...

you get angry, fight, and forgive.

You know I...

I have an older sister.

When I fought with my older sister, I'd make up right away.

So...

You just have to apologize to Chiho-san.

Yes.

Nozomi-san,

Thank you!

No, it's nothing.

I've been thinking...

It'd be great if I could become a member of the Nuutopia family.

Everyone...

Chiho-san...

I'm sorry!

I have to apologize too.

What?

For taking it out on you.

No, I was wrong.

I said some terrible things to you and Minori-chan.

Everyone gets into a bad mood sometimes.

I'm a failure as an owner.

Those eviction papers are proof.

Two weeks ago...

The realtor took me drinking.

I got drunk and can't remember a thing.

It could have been then...

I said it would be alright...

But it's not alright at all.

I...

Put my trust in a person I shouldn't have trusted.

Taking it out on innocent people....

In the end causing everyone trouble.

Sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Chiho-san, this is Nuutopia, right?

It's fine!

Expressing your feelings...

Because you did that,

I can understand how you feel.

Chiho-san...

You're like a sister to me.

Chiho-san, you said it before...

In Nuutopia...

Everyone lives together,

It's the perfect world where everyone's lives are valued.

And so...

Share your difficulties with me too!

That's right, Chiho-nee!

If you're suffering, then tell us.

It affects our lives too.

We're like a family!

Thank you!

I'm glad I created this place after all.

What do you think?

Chiho...

I think you should prepare yourself.

I understand.

Eiji...

Thank you.

Well, I couldn't do anything.

No.

Eiji, you did your best.

I know.

Chiho...

Could we try one more time?

I see.

I, Muroi Chiho, am going for it!

You see...

I'm the Third Miss Shimokitazawa Shopping District!

I am not going to lose to that Enoki Tsukayko!

Yuuta, sake!

Chiho-san?

Putting on a show that she's fine....

She's forcing it.

Tonight is Friday night!

I'm not giving up,

my crown as Queen!

Right! Right!

Chiho-san, you're cool!

Don't loose to the snapping turtle!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Burn it up!

Yuuta-kun...

about the sharemate.

Chiho-san...

Something's wrong with Tsuyako-san.

To hate someone this much over just a beauty pageant?

Chiho-san...

What happened between you and Tsuyako-san in Paris?

Enoki Tsuyako...

Did she say anything?

Yes.

Humilitation... something about crawling on the ground....

That one thing...

Was my bad.

What?!

Five years ago...

In a cafe in Paris....

At that time, I was falling in love.

I was walking on air.

But...

Enoki Tsuyako was....

Madame, a beauty like yourself, alone?

The garson was hitting on Enoki Tsuyako...

Dessert? Mousse?

Or perhaps, me?

Madame,

Perhaps having me with tonight's dinner?

Enoki Tsuyako,

Didn't know she was being hit on, she thought he was asking about her food.

Madame, such a beauty as yourself, I am sure will find me a gorgeous flavor.

Don't you think? Madame?

Madame?

Yes....

Yes,

It's very delicious.

I...

ended up laughing.

Enoki Tsuyako saw that....

I didn't mean to be malicious.

I was tickled with love, it just ended up like that.

She misunderstood you.

So Chiho-nee, what happened with the guy you were seeing?

I'm sure someone as wonderful as Chiho-san will meet her "one".

Nozomi-chan!

Chiho-san!

About a new sharemate, how about Nozomi-san?

Hey, you know...

in two months we won't know what will happen, right?

That's alright.

I want to join Nuutopia.

Well, I suppose it's okay then.

I'm sorry Nozomi-chan!

A new sharemate...

I've already decided on one.

What?

You see...

it's for Yuuta's sake.

Me?

I asked Chiho-san.

Everyone, I'm happy to be here!

It'll increase Yuuta's motivation to study for his entrance exams.

Yes!

Everyone, Nuutopia's now a bath-house of women!

Bath-house?

Don't be so crude!

Idiot! Bath's! I'm talking about onsen!

At the prize drawing,

I won a trip to an onsen!

Onsen!

Yes! I'll go!

You watch the house, you have to study, right?

The onsen trip will be all girls!

It'll be Minori-chan's welcoming party!

Thank you!

But...

Natsume, Miha, you'll go, right?

Of course!

What about you Mao?

I'm going to cram school camp.

Yuuta, is it really alright?

It's fine! Go ahead!

You should go and get to know everyone!

Thank you!

You failed?

Yuuta's girlfriend Minori,

Joined Nuutopia.

Muroi Chiho....

That scheming fox's got some tricks.

I'm happy I get to live together with you!

Me too!

You can't!

What?

We're going to be living together, we can't do anything that could be misconstrued.

You have your objective of entering Rokkyou University.

Right?

Yeah!

I'm happy just to be living together with you, Minori-chan!

I've decided!

I'm taking Yuuta-chan to the onsen for sure!

That's right.

I agree.

Steaming bath...

Mixed bath...

Sneaking into bed at night....

Alright then, I'll make some with you!

Bring that boy to me again.

I'll take care of Yuuta.

That's impossible.

I'll take care of him with my seasoned gorgeous sex appeal.

This time for certain...

he'll undo the belt.

Don't do anything to Yuuta.

Nozomi?

Don't tell me,

You're in love with that boy?

It doesn't matter.

As long as Nuutopia is destroyed.

Are you going to betray me?

Are you going to betray me?

You are mine.

Stop it.

I'll bind you tightly.

Stop it!

The more you struggle,

the more you'll suffer.

Understand?

If you betray me, I will never forgive you.

Sis....

Silence!

The next time you call me Sister...

I'll kill you!

continued

Good morning!

We are out in front of Chiho-san's room right now.

Right now it is 6 o'clock.

Let's put our plan into effect!

We call it,

Nuutopia TV...

Wake up edition!

Such a wonderful smile!

She's sound asleep.

Let's try tickling her feet a bit.

That might have been too much!

Please take a look at this!

Look what we've found!

It says D cup.

That's about half Miha's.

Oh, forgive me, my Lord!

That's cruel!

I'm a failure as a teacher!

I'll strip for him.

What is this?!