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Narrator: Coming up...
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What's got sal so confused?
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What the what?!
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Narrator: Why is murr being
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such a mama's boy?
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Is there a Mrs. Murray in the
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store?!
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Narrator: And why is
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tonight's big loser documenting
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his own demise?
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Yeah!
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Today, we're shopping for
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great deals at
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lot-less closeouts.
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But what's our deal?
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Well, we have to do and say
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whatever the other guys tell us
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to.
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If you refuse to do or say
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any of it, you lose.
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And nobody likes to lose.
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Nobody.
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Sal, start shopping out of
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people's hands.
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Whatever they grab is the thing
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you wanted.
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The lady with the denim shirt.
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Oh, I thought you were
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putting it down.
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Sal, everything she picks,
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you want... every one.
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And just keep holding them.
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This one looks nice.
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Keep going. Do it again.
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I just was looking, like, at
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this one here.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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She's onto you.
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Take the hat off her head.
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She won't let go!
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I was just looking at it.
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This one.
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She's gone!
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She did the old tap on the
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shoulder.
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Wow.
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Murr?
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Sal, stand right near those
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cookie-jar things.
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Get somebody's attention and go,
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"hey, hey, hey."
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Hey, excuse me.
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Now slowly push the cookie
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jar off the shelf and wink at
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her.
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Now slowly push another one.
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Hey, hey.
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Sal, push one more cookie jar
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off and blame the guy right in
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front of you.
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Hey.
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Push the cookie jar.
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Now blame him. Blame him!
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This guy just pushed a cookie
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jar.
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He pushed it, not me.
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That guy right there pushed it.
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Everybody saw it.
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Oh, he gave you a stink-eye,
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man.
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All right, murr, load your
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arms up with shampoo.
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And uh-oh, buddy, you got a
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sneeze coming.
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But you can't cover your own
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mouth with stuff in your hands,
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buddy.
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No!
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So, you got to borrow
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somebody's hand to sneeze into.
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That's impossible.
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It's not impossible.
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Nothing's impossible.
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I've seen you do worse.
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Can you give me a hand for a
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sec?
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I'm gonna sneeze.
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Put your hand out.
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I don't want to sneeze
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everywhere.
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Just put your hand out real
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quick.
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I'm gonna sneeze.
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Put your hand out.
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He's gonna bite you.
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What is he doing?
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Put your hand out.
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Hold the paper open.
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Ah-choo!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Was that a shopping list?
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A shopping list!
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Red cap.
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"If I steal stuff, you got my
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back."
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Psst.
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If I steal stuff, you got my
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back?
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"No!"
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Guy code, man.
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Now, murr, go steal something
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in front of him.
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Keep going.
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Keep stealing stuff.
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Ask him if he needs anything.
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"While I'm shopping, do you want
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me to get you anything?"
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Do you want me to get you
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anything?
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'Cause you and I are a team.
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Me?
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Me?
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Us.
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Us!
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You're in this deep, man.
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It's too late to turn back.
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Murr, stand right there.
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Go, "mommy?"
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Go, "mommy?"
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Mommy?
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Turn. "Mommy."
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Mommy?
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You look like a crazy person.
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My mother.
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Mom.
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Mom.
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I can't find her.
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Murray.
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She's mom Murray.
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She's mom Murray.
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Ma?
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You look nuts, you idiot.
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My god! He's 37!
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Grab her hand! Grab her hand!
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Go pick out the girliest
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blouse.
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Good. Now put it on.
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Oh, no.
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Now get people's opinions,
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buddy.
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What do you think, champ?
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No?
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Shoot me straight.
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What do you think, buddy?
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Go for it.
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Go for it?
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Mixed reviews.
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This woman right here.
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Excuse me.
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Do fries come with that
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shake?
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She's standing there, waiting
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for it.
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Enjoy your day.
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Joey?
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Mm-hmm.
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I got a crazy idea.
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I want you to lurk in the side
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aisle, and when I say, "go," I
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want you to shoot across the
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aisle as fast as possible.
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Wait for the gunshot and just
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shoot out?
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You just wait till I tell
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you.
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Go!
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Coffee mugs.
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Go!
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Shampoos!
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Go!
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Candles.
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Go! Go, go, go!
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Can openers.
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Keep going. Keep going.
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Go!
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Hard candies.
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All right, Joe.
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Grab a snack.
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Got it?
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Chocolate-covered pretzels.
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And now leave a trail.
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Leave a food trail right down
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the aisle.
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Yeah, a whole trail down the
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aisle.
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Joe, what's the trail for?
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Sorry.
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It's just so my fat son can find
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me later.
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Michael, I'm in candles!
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Michael, I'm moving over to
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shampoos.
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Over to flatware now, Mikey.
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Michael, I'm in housewares.
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Narrator: Q bought himself a
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loss.
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So, he's first on the loser
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board.
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We're teaming up to teach
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professionals how to close a
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deal over lunch.
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But the catch is, our
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presentations have been made by
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the other team.
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At the end of the seminar,
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we'll ask the attendees to raise
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their hands if they've learned
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something valuable.
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Whichever team has the fewest
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hands raised loses.
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Power lunch.
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Power lunch.
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Lot of business.
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Lot of business going on...
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Power!
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So, thank you for coming to
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our little seminar here about
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how to deal with people over a
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business meal.
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We found there was a real
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need for this sort of education
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in the business world.
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Everyone's been to a bad
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business lunch.
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Not everyone has necessarily
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been to a good one.
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What?!
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He's such an idiot.
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Okay, so, let's get started.
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You two are gonna lose.
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We are taking this one home
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today, boys.
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Yeah!
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Here we go.
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Confidence and leadership in
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simple ways.
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So, here's a few ways to do
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that...
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Do it again.
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You want to just?
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We'll do a little play-acting.
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I'm here for the
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lobster fra diavolo.
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Fra diavolo!
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So, I'll take
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lobster fra diavolo.
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Here's your
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lobster fra diavolo, sir.
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Not good enough.
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I'm not happy with the
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fra diavolo.
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Send it back.
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It goes back again.
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You're showing yourself in a
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power position.
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Even if that fra diavolo looks
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delicious...
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Sir, I have your...
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sir, I'll go find another
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establishment to eat at if this
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fra diavolo is not to my liking.
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Get this fra diavolo right.
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They won't be annoyed.
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The fra diavolo... the
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fra diavolo is not to my liking.
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Back to the kitchen.
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The whole thing about the
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fra diavolo being right is not
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either here nor there.
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The fra diavolo is the
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fra diavolo.
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Then, the last step you're gonna
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want to do is...
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This is the fra diavolo?
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That's the...
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I'll take a Caesar salad.
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You can't spit in a salad.
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Fra diavolo.
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That's great.
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Okay.
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Okay, this is an
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acceptability of farts as
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comparison to the amount of
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people in the room.
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The more people that are in the
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room, there's more people to
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blame it on.
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The more you can fart, because
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then you can be like, "this
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guy," right?
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If you're in a meeting with
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just you and I, you know, and I
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crack a rat...
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Cracked a rat?!
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You're gonna know it's
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me, 'cause there's only two
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people.
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Right.
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But if there's 10 people in
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the room, and I crack a rat, you
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don't know if it's me cracking
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that rat or Omar cracking that
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rat.
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Have you ever been in a meeting
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and somebody's cracked a rat?
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I don't know who did it.
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We're just looking at each
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other, like, "something smells."
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Mm-hmm.
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Somebody's cracked a rat.
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Yes, that's right.
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Little space there between...
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Be generous... definitely.
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You want to make sure that
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there's enough to go around for
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everybody.
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If there is a spread of
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appetizers or anything, you want
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to make sure that everybody's
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getting a piece.
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Wash your hands.
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You don't want to be eating
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abroad with dirty hands.
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Yes.
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And then be punctual.
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It's important to come on time.
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Yep.
338
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Yeah, you definitely don't
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want to come first.
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'Cause then you're sitting
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there by yourself.
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So, you just want to try to...
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And you don't want to come
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second because then everybody's
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waiting around for you.
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You're just trying to come on
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time.
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How many people here think that
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they actually learned something
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of value today?
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Just show of hands.
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Did anybody learn anything of
353
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value?
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Two... two, three.
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You learned something of
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value, yeah?
357
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Oh, no.
358
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Thank you very much.
359
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Thank you very much.
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You all deal with sales in
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some capacity or clients in some
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capacity.
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We're going to teach you how to
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close a deal over a business
365
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lunch.
366
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Let's begin.
367
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,221
Okay.
368
00:10:47,222 --> 00:10:49,053
Now have a move to accentuate
369
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your point.
370
00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:51,753
Show them your moves, boys.
371
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What I would try to do is
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show my disdain in a lighter
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fashion.
374
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,821
So, I would actually use...
375
00:11:01,554 --> 00:11:04,221
I'm not sure I agree with you.
376
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,987
Well, there are moves that
377
00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:13,820
are supposed to be assertive but
378
00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:15,087
not confrontational.
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Someone says, "we're not gonna
380
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be able to close the merger.
381
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Third-quarter sales are down.
382
00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:19,920
What have you?"
383
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:22,088
I'd be like, "what the what?!"
384
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,521
Let's move on.
385
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,087
An easy tip calculator.
386
00:11:33,088 --> 00:11:34,420
A lot of phones have it as an
387
00:11:34,421 --> 00:11:35,653
app now, by the way, and it
388
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:36,953
automatically calculates it.
389
00:11:36,954 --> 00:11:38,353
But the calculation going on in
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the background is this formula.
391
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Just get the app, and you'll be
392
00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:42,154
fine.
393
00:11:45,254 --> 00:11:46,953
So, the easy tip calculator that
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00:11:46,954 --> 00:11:48,320
we've generated is here.
395
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Sal, you want to explain?
396
00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:52,853
Sal, help him, man.
397
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What are you doing?
398
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"N" here... this will
399
00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:56,953
represent the country's tax,
400
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right?
401
00:11:57,555 --> 00:11:59,087
Murr, look like it's not
402
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:00,687
making any sense.
403
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:01,953
Okay, 2 is gonna remain a
404
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,220
constant, but you want to get
405
00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:04,320
rid of the denominator.
406
00:12:04,321 --> 00:12:05,553
So, you're gonna multiply...
407
00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:06,554
Look at the look.
408
00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:07,188
Look at him.
409
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Percent.
410
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This is gonna equal 15.
411
00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:11,253
And of course you want to
412
00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:12,188
square-root it.
413
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,953
So, the square root of 15 and 15
414
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is something around 190.
415
00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:17,353
This is 1 over 3.5.
416
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:18,987
Now, we know we want to inverse
417
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:19,454
that.
418
00:12:19,454 --> 00:12:20,421
You divide.
419
00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:22,287
So, you're gonna move two
420
00:12:22,288 --> 00:12:23,787
decimal places over.
421
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:24,853
So, the 0.35.
422
00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:27,087
This is gonna end up being on a
423
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$190 Bill roughly a $42 tip, or
424
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15%.
425
00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:33,853
That wraps up our seminar.
426
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,220
And what we'd like to do, to
427
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,221
help us improve our
428
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,753
presentation, can we ask you, by
429
00:12:37,754 --> 00:12:39,287
a show of hands, how many of you
430
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feel you've learned something
431
00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:42,853
valuable here today?
432
00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:44,320
All right, that's 100%.
433
00:12:44,321 --> 00:12:45,353
Oh, man.
434
00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,220
I can't believe this.
435
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:48,221
Both: Hot dog!
436
00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:50,353
Narrator: Looks like Joe and
437
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:51,620
q will be lunching on the loser
438
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:54,220
board.
439
00:12:54,221 --> 00:12:56,120
You guys ever feel like we're
440
00:12:56,121 --> 00:12:57,553
just walking around in circles?
441
00:12:57,554 --> 00:13:01,121
All the time.
442
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:07,820
Let's face it.
443
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,953
We are no runners.
444
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,087
Speak for yourself.
445
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:10,821
We're at Jack rabbit's
446
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:11,853
sports helping customers find
447
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,087
some sneakers.
448
00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:13,888
While working the sales
449
00:13:13,889 --> 00:13:14,920
floor, we'll have to do and say
450
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:15,854
what the other guys tell us.
451
00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:17,121
If you refuse to do or say
452
00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,088
anything, you lose!
453
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,088
This is joker vs. Joker
454
00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:19,654
challenge.
455
00:13:19,654 --> 00:13:20,321
Long hair versus
456
00:13:20,322 --> 00:13:21,854
short-shorts.
457
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,087
Yeah, you better run!
458
00:13:24,088 --> 00:13:25,520
Narrator: It's q and murr in
459
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the joker vs. Joker challenge.
460
00:13:28,088 --> 00:13:30,121
Look at this 'tween girl's
461
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:30,521
legs.
462
00:13:30,521 --> 00:13:31,354
I'm in a running store.
463
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:32,088
I'm gonna wear my running
464
00:13:32,088 --> 00:13:32,521
shorts.
465
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:33,321
Terrible legs.
466
00:13:33,321 --> 00:13:34,254
No, they're not.
467
00:13:34,255 --> 00:13:35,653
They're muscular. They're toned.
468
00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:36,887
They look like twigs with
469
00:13:36,888 --> 00:13:37,888
shoes.
470
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,288
Hi.
471
00:13:41,289 --> 00:13:42,387
Hi. How are you, sir?
472
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:42,821
James.
473
00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:43,354
Peter.
474
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:44,288
Peter, nice to meet you.
475
00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:45,320
Give me a little background as
476
00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:46,288
to your running experience.
477
00:13:46,289 --> 00:13:47,320
I've been running now for a
478
00:13:47,321 --> 00:13:47,721
long time.
479
00:13:47,721 --> 00:13:48,154
Okay.
480
00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:48,721
Probably...
481
00:13:48,722 --> 00:13:50,820
Yawn in his face.
482
00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:52,653
I could do four miles, five
483
00:13:52,654 --> 00:13:53,254
miles.
484
00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:57,387
Excuse me.
485
00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,087
So, I need something that's
486
00:13:59,088 --> 00:13:59,888
gonna...
487
00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:00,788
Yawn.
488
00:14:00,789 --> 00:14:04,421
You know, my hips.
489
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:05,921
Excuse me.
490
00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:06,921
Am I boring you?
491
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:07,721
No, no, no.
492
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,821
It's the midday blues.
493
00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:13,653
Okay, come on up here.
494
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,587
All right, I'm going to track
495
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,087
the gait of your running, okay?
496
00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:17,888
And afterward, we'll watch the
497
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:18,721
video, and I will show you what
498
00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:19,354
I see.
499
00:14:19,354 --> 00:14:20,088
That's great.
500
00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,620
We're just tracking the gait of
501
00:14:21,621 --> 00:14:22,388
your running.
502
00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:23,787
All right, murr, you got that
503
00:14:23,788 --> 00:14:25,187
little foot camera down by his
504
00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:25,588
feet?
505
00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:26,753
Yeah, the foot-cam.
506
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:27,354
Right.
507
00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:28,720
There you go, my friend.
508
00:14:28,721 --> 00:14:30,120
And just grab that video
509
00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:31,520
camera and hold it up to his
510
00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:32,521
ass.
511
00:14:32,754 --> 00:14:34,620
Zoom in right now... right up to
512
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:35,621
his ass.
513
00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:41,953
There you go.
514
00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:44,288
Right there. Hold it.
515
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,420
Murr, let's analyze.
516
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,187
Stop it and play back the tape
517
00:14:51,188 --> 00:14:51,788
to him.
518
00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:54,453
Okay, good, good, good.
519
00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:58,287
Let's take a look.
520
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,121
Good.
521
00:14:59,122 --> 00:15:01,553
And the legs are jogging.
522
00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:03,821
See, you're working it.
523
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:06,554
And here...
524
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,421
Nice glutes.
525
00:15:15,988 --> 00:15:17,720
I guess.
526
00:15:17,721 --> 00:15:18,521
Let me ask you something.
527
00:15:18,521 --> 00:15:19,321
Do you mind if I take a copy of
528
00:15:19,321 --> 00:15:20,321
this home?
529
00:15:23,688 --> 00:15:25,120
Do you mind...
530
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:27,453
If I take a copy of this video
531
00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:28,988
home with me today?
532
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:34,587
That's kind of weird, no?
533
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:35,787
Tell me what's happening.
534
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:36,920
What are you looking for?
535
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:37,888
What's your background?
536
00:15:37,889 --> 00:15:38,987
Before we get started...
537
00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:39,954
Before we get started...
538
00:15:39,954 --> 00:15:40,888
Nice ponytail, cupcake.
539
00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:42,421
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
540
00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:47,454
Nice.
541
00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,453
Okay, what size are you?
542
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,121
9 1/2.
543
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:56,788
9 1/2.
544
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,354
Q looks like a villain from
545
00:15:58,388 --> 00:15:59,288
an '80's movie.
546
00:15:59,289 --> 00:16:00,653
Yeah, a kung fu movie.
547
00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,521
9 1/2.
548
00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:02,521
Golden.
549
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:03,388
Booya!
550
00:16:03,389 --> 00:16:04,688
Those are the ones.
551
00:16:04,721 --> 00:16:05,654
Did you try on socks?
552
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:06,088
Yeah.
553
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,387
I'll get you some socks.
554
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,620
One more thing, buddy.
555
00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:10,120
Hey, one other thing, buddy.
556
00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:11,121
You want weed?
557
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,088
You... you want weed?
558
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:19,721
I'm good.
559
00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:21,787
You're good?
560
00:16:21,788 --> 00:16:22,920
These are what I'm wearing
561
00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:23,654
right now.
562
00:16:23,654 --> 00:16:24,288
Those feel good?
563
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:24,688
Yeah.
564
00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:25,654
You want to try them out on
565
00:16:25,654 --> 00:16:26,188
the treadmill?
566
00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:26,888
Yeah, I'd like to.
567
00:16:26,888 --> 00:16:27,454
Okay, great.
568
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,121
Yeah! All right.
569
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,088
Start, like, at 3.
570
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:29,788
How's that sound?
571
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,554
Nice and easy.
572
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:31,787
Yeah, I can handle that.
573
00:16:31,788 --> 00:16:32,321
Great.
574
00:16:32,322 --> 00:16:33,453
Hop on the treadmill.
575
00:16:33,454 --> 00:16:34,388
Get on with him.
576
00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:35,088
Get on with him.
577
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:40,287
Get on with him!
578
00:16:40,288 --> 00:16:41,688
Oh, my god!
579
00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:44,953
Oh, my god!
580
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,420
He knocked over the camera!
581
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:47,853
I don't know what happened.
582
00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:48,588
You idiot!
583
00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:50,353
Your fat feet couldn't run fast
584
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,488
enough!
585
00:16:52,621 --> 00:16:53,621
All right, all right.
586
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,120
Narrator: Q had a good run,
587
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,920
but he's still tonight's big
588
00:16:57,921 --> 00:16:59,187
loser.
589
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,753
Q is this week's loser!
590
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Yes!
591
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,320
And for your punishment, we're
592
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:04,587
gonna send you out and about for
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00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,753
a little video scavenger hunt.
594
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:06,987
The thing is, q's right arm
595
00:17:06,988 --> 00:17:08,187
is in a cast, and he can't move
596
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:08,654
it at all.
597
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,488
It doesn't move.
598
00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:10,653
You're gonna have to go out
599
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,853
there and film whatever we tell
600
00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:12,887
you to until we tell you to
601
00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:13,254
stop.
602
00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:14,553
I hate you.
603
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,687
All: We love you!
604
00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:17,853
This is horrible.
605
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,453
You're like a teapot with a
606
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,820
video camera.
607
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:21,821
You're short and stout.
608
00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:23,220
So, you got that down.
609
00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:25,187
Oh, if we could only get a clear
610
00:17:25,188 --> 00:17:26,953
shot of a man's left nipple.
611
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:28,088
Oh, come on.
612
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:30,687
Oh, wait! There's one.
613
00:17:30,688 --> 00:17:31,787
Oh, come on.
614
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:32,421
Yep.
615
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:34,420
It's a manual zoom, meaning use
616
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,088
your feet.
617
00:17:35,089 --> 00:17:36,320
I have no way to defend
618
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:36,821
myself.
619
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,453
Get over there!
620
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,587
Oh, I can't.
621
00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:40,588
That's crazy.
622
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:41,708
Q, just go in and get it.
623
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:48,353
Clear shot of a man's left
624
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:48,721
nipple.
625
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:50,087
Oh, come on.
626
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:52,087
Oh, wait! There's one.
627
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:53,353
Oh, come on.
628
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:55,988
Yep.
629
00:17:59,188 --> 00:18:00,188
He's doing it.
630
00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:01,253
Oh, my god.
631
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,787
He's getting the shot.
632
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,653
Q, get this guy's beans.
633
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:05,787
Which beans?
634
00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:06,488
My testers.
635
00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:07,254
Which testers?
636
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:07,954
Chick peas.
637
00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:09,088
Your garbanzos?
638
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,787
Aah!
639
00:18:16,788 --> 00:18:19,088
I'm just getting those beans.
640
00:18:21,854 --> 00:18:22,488
Sorry.
641
00:18:22,489 --> 00:18:24,554
He just called me lobster man.
642
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,453
Hey, q, there's a guy there
643
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:28,487
with huge headphones.
644
00:18:28,488 --> 00:18:29,088
See him?
645
00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:30,520
The guy staring at me like he
646
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:31,587
wants to kill me?
647
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,288
That's him.
648
00:18:32,288 --> 00:18:32,788
Okay.
649
00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:34,120
Let's get a shot of his left
650
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:34,588
earlobe.
651
00:18:34,589 --> 00:18:35,853
I'm gonna have to lift the
652
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:36,488
headphones.
653
00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:37,488
Got it. Good, good.
654
00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:39,153
He's smart. You're so smart.
655
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:40,253
All right.
656
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:43,154
He's going in now.
657
00:18:46,621 --> 00:18:47,288
You got go do it, man.
658
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:50,187
Oh, god. All right.
659
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:51,787
Hey, um...
660
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:54,087
Can I just...
661
00:18:54,088 --> 00:18:55,753
Oh, yeah!
662
00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:56,920
Yep. I got it. I got it.
663
00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:57,454
I got it.
664
00:18:57,454 --> 00:18:58,254
All right, man.
665
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,320
We're gonna get a little
666
00:18:59,321 --> 00:18:59,821
cinematic.
667
00:18:59,821 --> 00:19:00,254
Guys.
668
00:19:00,255 --> 00:19:01,453
We're gonna want the inside
669
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:02,454
of a porta-potty.
670
00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:05,587
We need 360 degrees... like,
671
00:19:05,588 --> 00:19:07,087
door shut, inside of the
672
00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:07,888
porta-potty.
673
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,287
It stinks from here.
674
00:19:09,288 --> 00:19:10,687
You're complaining about
675
00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,087
having just to stand in the
676
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:13,088
porta-potty?
677
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,953
I dug through twice.
678
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,987
No, you dug... yeah, you did
679
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:18,753
dig through twice.
680
00:19:18,754 --> 00:19:20,120
I'm gonna throw up.
681
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:21,420
Oh, my god, it's
682
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:21,988
leaking.
683
00:19:21,989 --> 00:19:23,320
I got no time for this.
684
00:19:23,321 --> 00:19:24,653
What are you gonna do, Joe?
685
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:26,087
No, no, no, get away from me.
686
00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:27,088
You're like a bad dog.
687
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:27,888
Get away from me.
688
00:19:27,889 --> 00:19:28,953
You can't run.
689
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:30,153
Get away from me!
690
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:31,121
Oh, god!
691
00:19:31,121 --> 00:19:31,854
Oh, no!
692
00:19:31,855 --> 00:19:33,287
No, no, please don't do this.
693
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:34,887
Oh, my god.
694
00:19:34,888 --> 00:19:35,821
What are you filming?
695
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:36,688
What does it look like?
696
00:19:36,688 --> 00:19:37,488
Aah!
697
00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:39,820
It's floating in water.
698
00:19:39,821 --> 00:19:41,920
Oh, my god.
699
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:43,853
He's going in.
700
00:19:43,854 --> 00:19:44,854
Aah!
701
00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:50,187
Aah!
702
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:54,520
Sal's coming out to say hey.
703
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:55,720
We need you to film the
704
00:19:55,721 --> 00:19:56,787
inside of the fountain.
705
00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:57,887
Okay, of course.
706
00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,420
Just go and get in there.
707
00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:00,821
This is our version of
708
00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:01,688
"waterworld."
709
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,553
Get the shot! Commit to it!
710
00:20:03,554 --> 00:20:06,420
Yeah, there it is!
711
00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:09,221
His once-a-year cleaning is
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