Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,754 --> 00:00:07,953
Narrator: Coming up...
2
00:00:07,954 --> 00:00:08,621
Don't do it!
3
00:00:08,622 --> 00:00:09,753
Narrator: Will murr be
4
00:00:09,754 --> 00:00:10,874
forced to swallow his pride?
5
00:00:11,421 --> 00:00:13,987
Why is Joe out for revenge?
6
00:00:13,988 --> 00:00:15,020
I'm ready to fight dirty.
7
00:00:15,021 --> 00:00:15,488
I'm ready.
8
00:00:15,489 --> 00:00:16,620
You poked the wrong Italian.
9
00:00:16,621 --> 00:00:17,388
Let's do this.
10
00:00:17,389 --> 00:00:18,487
Narrator: And why will
11
00:00:18,488 --> 00:00:19,653
tonight's big loser be extra
12
00:00:19,654 --> 00:00:21,954
sorry?
13
00:00:26,254 --> 00:00:27,320
Today, we are at
14
00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:28,587
fairway market, clipping
15
00:00:28,588 --> 00:00:29,987
balloons onto unsuspecting
16
00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:30,588
shoppers.
17
00:00:30,589 --> 00:00:31,787
We're going head-to-head,
18
00:00:31,788 --> 00:00:33,087
tournament-style, joker versus
19
00:00:33,088 --> 00:00:34,220
joker, balloon for balloon,
20
00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:35,521
winner take all.
21
00:00:35,554 --> 00:00:36,753
The goal is to keep attaching
22
00:00:36,754 --> 00:00:37,754
balloons one at a time to
23
00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:38,721
customers without getting
24
00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:39,721
caught.
25
00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:41,621
Whoever gets caught loses.
26
00:00:44,588 --> 00:00:46,220
And here they come, best
27
00:00:46,221 --> 00:00:46,754
buds.
28
00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:47,887
So, it's gonna be tit for tat
29
00:00:47,888 --> 00:00:48,421
down there.
30
00:00:48,422 --> 00:00:49,453
Balloon for balloon.
31
00:00:49,454 --> 00:00:50,854
You get caught, you lose.
32
00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:54,954
Here goes murr.
33
00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:59,154
Look at the guys looking.
34
00:01:02,754 --> 00:01:04,420
All right! Sal, you're up!
35
00:01:04,421 --> 00:01:08,953
Sal, sal, you're up.
36
00:01:08,954 --> 00:01:10,687
Oh!
37
00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:11,521
He gets it! You're in, murr!
38
00:01:11,521 --> 00:01:12,121
Back to you, murr!
39
00:01:12,122 --> 00:01:13,320
Back to you, murr.
40
00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:14,653
You got to get her, murr.
41
00:01:14,654 --> 00:01:17,887
You got to get her.
42
00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:18,354
Oh!
43
00:01:18,355 --> 00:01:19,953
She's getting away.
44
00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,421
Hurry up.
45
00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:26,621
I got caught in traffic.
46
00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,187
You got balloon-blocked.
47
00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:30,353
You're not dead yet.
48
00:01:30,354 --> 00:01:31,453
It's two out of three.
49
00:01:31,454 --> 00:01:33,187
Big blue, big blue, big blue.
50
00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:35,621
Turn around, sal... big blue.
51
00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:40,221
Oh!
52
00:01:40,222 --> 00:01:41,653
Oh, he's got...
53
00:01:41,654 --> 00:01:42,521
oh!
54
00:01:42,522 --> 00:01:43,820
The balloon hit him in the
55
00:01:43,821 --> 00:01:45,088
head, and he didn't know!
56
00:01:49,721 --> 00:01:50,987
Oh, this is interesting, though,
57
00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:52,187
'cause sal did not get caught.
58
00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:53,520
Murr, you're up.
59
00:01:53,521 --> 00:01:56,388
Sal did not get caught.
60
00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,087
The thing is, Murray has to get
61
00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,687
past him with the balloon and
62
00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:04,621
him not notice.
63
00:02:04,622 --> 00:02:06,120
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
64
00:02:06,121 --> 00:02:08,187
Here we go.
65
00:02:08,188 --> 00:02:09,088
You know what?
66
00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:10,420
I got to prepare.
67
00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,354
Sal's preparing.
68
00:02:11,354 --> 00:02:12,221
That's the secret.
69
00:02:12,222 --> 00:02:13,620
You got to be ready with one in
70
00:02:13,621 --> 00:02:14,354
the hand.
71
00:02:14,354 --> 00:02:15,088
It's about position.
72
00:02:15,088 --> 00:02:15,954
Preparation is the key to
73
00:02:15,954 --> 00:02:16,721
everything in life, Joe.
74
00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,887
That's true.
75
00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:19,688
Go, Murray.
76
00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:24,954
Here he goes! Here he goes!
77
00:02:27,288 --> 00:02:28,887
Now you're just sidling up next
78
00:02:28,888 --> 00:02:33,854
to him.
79
00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:35,953
Oh, you got caught!
80
00:02:35,954 --> 00:02:37,320
Explain your way out of it!
81
00:02:37,321 --> 00:02:38,387
You're caught!
82
00:02:38,388 --> 00:02:39,754
That's awkward.
83
00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:42,820
Look at sal!
84
00:02:42,821 --> 00:02:46,487
Sal is victorious.
85
00:02:46,488 --> 00:02:51,987
Sal's up.
86
00:02:51,988 --> 00:02:53,187
Whoa.
87
00:02:53,188 --> 00:02:54,420
Whoa!
88
00:02:54,421 --> 00:02:56,087
Whoa!
89
00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:58,354
Murr's in.
90
00:02:58,388 --> 00:02:59,788
Both: Whoa!
91
00:02:59,821 --> 00:03:04,987
Back to sal.
92
00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:05,754
Both: Oh!
93
00:03:05,755 --> 00:03:07,253
She's starting to look like
94
00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:08,521
the house from "up."
95
00:03:12,854 --> 00:03:14,220
This is amazing!
96
00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:14,954
Oh!
97
00:03:14,955 --> 00:03:16,187
Oh, my god!
98
00:03:16,188 --> 00:03:17,787
Murr, your turn.
99
00:03:17,788 --> 00:03:19,520
Murr, you're up.
100
00:03:19,521 --> 00:03:20,488
She's engaged in
101
00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:21,188
conversation.
102
00:03:21,189 --> 00:03:22,487
That's what the secret is.
103
00:03:22,488 --> 00:03:23,820
Sal's going for a double!
104
00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:25,787
Sal's going for a double.
105
00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:29,387
Both: Oh!
106
00:03:29,388 --> 00:03:30,088
You're out.
107
00:03:30,089 --> 00:03:31,420
That's a victory for murr.
108
00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:32,421
There you go, murr.
109
00:03:37,321 --> 00:03:38,553
If you get caught putting a
110
00:03:38,554 --> 00:03:39,754
balloon on somebody's shirt...
111
00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,520
you lose.
112
00:03:42,521 --> 00:03:43,620
Joe, how about this guy with the
113
00:03:43,621 --> 00:03:44,088
NASA shirt?
114
00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:44,754
Oh, oh!
115
00:03:44,755 --> 00:03:46,787
He's going for the shirtsleeve.
116
00:03:46,788 --> 00:03:48,688
That's risky.
117
00:03:55,121 --> 00:03:56,130
I think Joe thinks he lost.
118
00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:56,721
You got caught.
119
00:03:56,722 --> 00:03:57,820
If that's the way you want to
120
00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:58,920
play, buddy, let's fight dirty.
121
00:03:58,921 --> 00:03:59,888
I'm ready to fight dirty.
122
00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:00,454
I'm ready.
123
00:04:00,455 --> 00:04:01,487
You poked the wrong Italian.
124
00:04:01,488 --> 00:04:02,488
Let's do this.
125
00:04:02,888 --> 00:04:03,788
Go ahead. You're up.
126
00:04:03,788 --> 00:04:04,554
You know what they say about
127
00:04:04,554 --> 00:04:04,921
that.
128
00:04:04,922 --> 00:04:06,488
You awoke a sleeping Italian
129
00:04:06,521 --> 00:04:07,354
that's awake.
130
00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:08,953
All right, guys, I'm going
131
00:04:08,954 --> 00:04:11,721
way down.
132
00:04:17,121 --> 00:04:19,454
Sabotaged by Joe!
133
00:04:20,088 --> 00:04:20,854
Sorry about that.
134
00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,055
Dropped that when you tried
135
00:04:22,088 --> 00:04:23,368
to put the balloon on that lady.
136
00:04:24,088 --> 00:04:25,187
On that nice lady.
137
00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:26,820
Q got caught attempting his.
138
00:04:26,821 --> 00:04:27,388
Yeah.
139
00:04:27,389 --> 00:04:29,087
So, he loses. That's a loss.
140
00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:31,954
Next one takes all.
141
00:04:35,154 --> 00:04:39,620
Oh, my god!
142
00:04:39,621 --> 00:04:44,087
She's got a balloon!
143
00:04:44,088 --> 00:04:46,720
Joe, Joe!
144
00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:50,088
Got a balloon.
145
00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:52,253
I don't know what happened
146
00:04:52,254 --> 00:04:53,121
with that, then.
147
00:04:53,122 --> 00:04:54,354
You got caught, buddy.
148
00:04:54,388 --> 00:04:55,887
You're holding the balloon.
149
00:04:55,888 --> 00:04:56,888
I figured, you had one on
150
00:04:56,888 --> 00:04:57,488
there already.
151
00:04:57,489 --> 00:04:58,497
I might as well put the second
152
00:04:58,521 --> 00:04:58,854
one.
153
00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,087
What's this guy doing?
154
00:05:00,088 --> 00:05:00,721
Joe!
155
00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:02,287
Joe goes down!
156
00:05:02,288 --> 00:05:04,153
And q moves on.
157
00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:05,821
Nicely done.
158
00:05:09,154 --> 00:05:10,287
All right, it's winner takes
159
00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:11,254
all right here, one round.
160
00:05:11,255 --> 00:05:12,320
First person to get caught
161
00:05:12,321 --> 00:05:13,088
loses.
162
00:05:13,088 --> 00:05:13,688
Sudden death?
163
00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:16,088
Sudden death.
164
00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:19,253
Oh, he's on a bag.
165
00:05:19,254 --> 00:05:19,921
On a bag!
166
00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:20,821
He's on a bag.
167
00:05:20,822 --> 00:05:22,353
Q has got it on a bag, Murray.
168
00:05:22,354 --> 00:05:23,387
And he's on, he's on, he's
169
00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:23,754
on.
170
00:05:23,755 --> 00:05:27,420
It's in your court.
171
00:05:27,421 --> 00:05:28,587
Oh, there you go.
172
00:05:28,588 --> 00:05:29,920
Two... she's in two.
173
00:05:29,921 --> 00:05:30,654
She's in two.
174
00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:31,454
Oh,
175
00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:33,320
he's right back with a pinky.
176
00:05:33,321 --> 00:05:36,353
Here... oh!
177
00:05:36,354 --> 00:05:37,188
He's not caught!
178
00:05:37,188 --> 00:05:37,888
Not caught!
179
00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:38,888
It's up to Murray!
180
00:05:38,889 --> 00:05:42,320
He's not caught.
181
00:05:42,321 --> 00:05:43,720
No, it's on.
182
00:05:43,721 --> 00:05:44,654
Oh!
183
00:05:44,655 --> 00:05:46,120
He's still there.
184
00:05:46,121 --> 00:05:48,287
Yeah, he's got one.
185
00:05:48,288 --> 00:05:52,687
Murray's got it.
186
00:05:52,688 --> 00:05:53,920
Oh, q answers back.
187
00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,820
Five balloons... she's gonna
188
00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:56,821
float away.
189
00:05:57,088 --> 00:05:58,487
Murr, it's up to you, buddy.
190
00:05:58,488 --> 00:05:59,221
You better go.
191
00:05:59,222 --> 00:06:00,520
The second she walks away, it's
192
00:06:00,521 --> 00:06:00,888
over.
193
00:06:00,889 --> 00:06:02,420
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
194
00:06:02,421 --> 00:06:04,420
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
195
00:06:04,421 --> 00:06:06,488
Did he get it? Did he get it?
196
00:06:07,088 --> 00:06:09,787
Floated away! Floated away!
197
00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:12,620
And Murray's victory floats off
198
00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,587
into the atmosphere.
199
00:06:14,588 --> 00:06:16,353
And
200
00:06:16,354 --> 00:06:17,554
that's how I win!
201
00:06:18,654 --> 00:06:20,121
That's how I win!
202
00:06:21,288 --> 00:06:22,653
Narrator: A totally deflating
203
00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:24,087
loss lands murr, sal, and Joe on
204
00:06:24,088 --> 00:06:26,088
the loser board.
205
00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:32,321
Who the are you?
206
00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,520
Today, we're at Sam ash music
207
00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,087
store, helping customers shop
208
00:06:38,088 --> 00:06:38,988
for instruments.
209
00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:39,854
While working on the sales
210
00:06:39,854 --> 00:06:40,721
floor, we'll have to do and say
211
00:06:40,721 --> 00:06:41,521
what the other guys tell us.
212
00:06:41,522 --> 00:06:43,353
If you refuse to do or say
213
00:06:43,354 --> 00:06:45,454
any of it, you lose.
214
00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:49,088
Put your flute away.
215
00:06:51,488 --> 00:06:53,220
Joe, the guy by the piano.
216
00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:54,421
What's up, man?
217
00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:57,787
Yeah, that's a sweet sound,
218
00:06:57,788 --> 00:06:58,388
man.
219
00:06:58,389 --> 00:07:00,088
Play right over his shoulder.
220
00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,253
Right over his shoulder, Joe,
221
00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:03,521
like you're giving him the
222
00:07:03,554 --> 00:07:05,887
heimlich.
223
00:07:05,888 --> 00:07:06,821
Come on, Joe.
224
00:07:06,822 --> 00:07:09,388
Get your arms around him.
225
00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:15,520
Keep playing. Keep playing.
226
00:07:15,521 --> 00:07:16,921
Play right over him.
227
00:07:18,254 --> 00:07:20,420
Yeah, I hear the difference.
228
00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:21,921
Dance behind him.
229
00:07:27,354 --> 00:07:28,420
I never use it.
230
00:07:28,421 --> 00:07:29,853
Now it's got the funk.
231
00:07:29,854 --> 00:07:30,454
That's it.
232
00:07:30,455 --> 00:07:31,487
Joe, start pointing to your
233
00:07:31,488 --> 00:07:33,387
crotch.
234
00:07:33,388 --> 00:07:35,653
I'll pick on that.
235
00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:36,921
Right.
236
00:07:56,454 --> 00:08:00,187
That's good.
237
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,720
Joe, get eye level with him.
238
00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:03,220
You got four of these guys.
239
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,453
Just look at him and say,
240
00:08:04,454 --> 00:08:05,754
"you want to see a dead body?"
241
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:11,087
You... real quick, though...
242
00:08:11,088 --> 00:08:13,987
You want to see a dead body?
243
00:08:13,988 --> 00:08:15,220
You want to scope out a dead
244
00:08:15,221 --> 00:08:17,354
body?
245
00:08:20,988 --> 00:08:23,888
How can I help you out, sir?
246
00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:27,564
You'd like to start playing the
247
00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:28,088
harmonica.
248
00:08:28,088 --> 00:08:28,888
Murr, there's a harmonica on
249
00:08:28,889 --> 00:08:30,987
the table.
250
00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,887
Look him in the eye...
251
00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,520
Say, "watch this."
252
00:08:34,521 --> 00:08:35,088
Watch this.
253
00:08:35,088 --> 00:08:35,954
Put the whole harmonica in
254
00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:36,954
your mouth.
255
00:08:48,588 --> 00:08:50,620
Now give it to him to play.
256
00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:52,654
Go ahead. Try.
257
00:08:54,454 --> 00:08:55,887
Try it. It's not as hard as you
258
00:08:55,888 --> 00:08:56,621
think.
259
00:08:56,621 --> 00:08:57,088
Try it.
260
00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:58,188
Try it. See how it feels.
261
00:08:58,221 --> 00:09:01,921
It was just in his mouth.
262
00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:11,420
God!
263
00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:12,887
Oh, my god.
264
00:09:12,888 --> 00:09:14,120
Now tell him, "welcome to the
265
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,288
world of hepatitis."
266
00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:17,788
Yeah! Say it! Say it!
267
00:09:17,789 --> 00:09:19,987
I would like to welcome you
268
00:09:19,988 --> 00:09:21,888
to the world of hepatitis.
269
00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:25,620
You look the most like a
270
00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:27,154
musician out of the four of us.
271
00:09:27,188 --> 00:09:27,788
Right.
272
00:09:27,789 --> 00:09:29,187
You are killing that slide
273
00:09:29,188 --> 00:09:30,353
whistle right now, man.
274
00:09:30,354 --> 00:09:31,853
I just want someone to slip
275
00:09:31,854 --> 00:09:33,220
on a banana peel so I can be
276
00:09:33,221 --> 00:09:34,221
like...
277
00:09:36,321 --> 00:09:38,153
Q, go up to someone with that
278
00:09:38,154 --> 00:09:39,353
rain stick from behind.
279
00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:40,787
Poke them to see if they need
280
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,088
help, with the rain stick.
281
00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:44,387
Got this girl on the left in
282
00:09:44,388 --> 00:09:46,687
white.
283
00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:48,487
Do you need help with
284
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,354
anything?
285
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,120
I'm fine. Thank you.
286
00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:53,087
If you need anything...
287
00:09:53,088 --> 00:09:54,088
You're the guy to see?
288
00:09:54,089 --> 00:09:55,120
I'm the guy to see.
289
00:09:55,121 --> 00:09:55,621
Yep, yeah.
290
00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:56,621
I'll keep it in mind.
291
00:09:56,621 --> 00:09:57,621
Keep it in mind.
292
00:09:59,921 --> 00:10:02,320
Q, the guy with the bongos.
293
00:10:02,321 --> 00:10:03,853
Oh, you do music?
294
00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:05,420
Oh, you do music?
295
00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,188
Yeah.
296
00:10:06,221 --> 00:10:08,620
Cool, bro. I do music.
297
00:10:08,621 --> 00:10:09,588
Mostly all of them.
298
00:10:09,589 --> 00:10:10,754
I dabble a little bit in a
299
00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:11,953
little bit of everything.
300
00:10:11,954 --> 00:10:13,053
Q, mispronounce every
301
00:10:13,054 --> 00:10:14,054
instrument.
302
00:10:14,888 --> 00:10:16,053
"Piamo."
303
00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:17,687
I play a lot of piamo.
304
00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:19,788
Real good with the "saxobone."
305
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,920
I like to play "bass" every once
306
00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:25,521
in a while.
307
00:10:31,054 --> 00:10:32,054
You know...
308
00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:35,888
Let's jam out some bass.
309
00:10:37,321 --> 00:10:38,254
There he is.
310
00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:39,387
Nice shoes, dude.
311
00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:40,354
Nice earring.
312
00:10:40,354 --> 00:10:41,154
What's that?
313
00:10:41,155 --> 00:10:42,853
I'm establishing credibility.
314
00:10:42,854 --> 00:10:43,521
What?!
315
00:10:43,521 --> 00:10:44,221
As what?
316
00:10:44,222 --> 00:10:45,553
Yeah, I'm a musician.
317
00:10:45,554 --> 00:10:47,054
You know, I'm eccentric like
318
00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:47,554
that.
319
00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:49,721
Oh, my god!
320
00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:50,853
What are you doing?
321
00:10:50,854 --> 00:10:51,788
Over there... the guy talking
322
00:10:51,788 --> 00:10:52,254
at the pianos.
323
00:10:52,254 --> 00:10:53,221
He's at the pianos.
324
00:10:53,222 --> 00:10:54,420
We brought in our friend
325
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:54,854
Casey.
326
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:55,354
Yeah.
327
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,720
Who's gonna be assisting sal
328
00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:57,554
out on the floor.
329
00:10:57,554 --> 00:10:58,554
Unbeknownst to sal.
330
00:10:58,554 --> 00:10:59,088
Right.
331
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,520
He's gonna b be giving him a...
332
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:01,620
Confidence booster.
333
00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:02,687
There's no pedal.
334
00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:05,120
You know why fish don't make
335
00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:06,487
good musicians?
336
00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:08,820
Do you know why fish don't
337
00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:09,887
play piano?
338
00:11:09,888 --> 00:11:10,588
I give up.
339
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:11,987
'Cause you can't "tuna fish."
340
00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:13,388
'Cause you can't "tuna fish."
341
00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:23,153
All right, sal, did you hear
342
00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:24,487
about that musician that got
343
00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:25,121
arrested?
344
00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:26,653
Did you hear about that
345
00:11:26,654 --> 00:11:28,287
musician that got arrested?
346
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,453
She got in "treble."
347
00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:30,721
She got in "treble."
348
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:37,753
Cowboy hat, cowboy hat.
349
00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:38,621
How are you, sir?
350
00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:39,820
Welcome to the drum section.
351
00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:41,087
I'm gonna tell you to beat it.
352
00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:41,921
You can hang out in the drums
353
00:11:41,921 --> 00:11:42,788
for a little while longer, but
354
00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:43,588
after that, I got to tell you to
355
00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:44,588
beat it.
356
00:11:48,454 --> 00:11:49,953
I saw this girl in here
357
00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:50,588
earlier.
358
00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:51,887
She was really "saxy."
359
00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:53,620
This girl in here earlier...
360
00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:54,988
She was so "saxy."
361
00:11:56,288 --> 00:11:57,688
She gave me a "tromboner."
362
00:11:58,421 --> 00:11:59,821
She gave me a "tromboner."
363
00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:04,788
I don't work hard at it.
364
00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:05,788
Trust me.
365
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,687
What's better than roses on
366
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:13,588
your piano?
367
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:14,753
What's better than roses on
368
00:12:14,754 --> 00:12:16,187
your piano?
369
00:12:16,188 --> 00:12:21,753
"Tulips" on your organ.
370
00:12:21,754 --> 00:12:26,088
"Tulips" on your organ.
371
00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,921
You guys are "guitar-Ted."
372
00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:35,520
Narrator: All the jokers hit
373
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:36,188
the right notes.
374
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,320
So, murr, sal, and Joe are tied
375
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,620
on the loser board.
376
00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:40,554
Do you guys remember our
377
00:12:40,555 --> 00:12:41,587
music teacher, who used to play
378
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:42,221
records backwards?
379
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:43,453
I specifically remember it.
380
00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:44,753
He played a record backwards,
381
00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:45,820
and it said, "Satan is good."
382
00:12:45,821 --> 00:12:46,388
Yeah.
383
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:47,088
Did it?
384
00:12:47,088 --> 00:12:47,554
Yeah.
385
00:12:47,554 --> 00:12:48,488
It was a stretch.
386
00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:49,288
It was like...
387
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:50,687
Satan is
388
00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:51,121
good!
389
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,887
Today, we're playing dress-up
390
00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:53,788
out here in the park.
391
00:12:53,789 --> 00:12:54,887
And we picked out a very
392
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:56,087
specific item of clothing for
393
00:12:56,088 --> 00:12:57,187
each other to wear.
394
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:57,954
The goal is to get a
395
00:12:57,955 --> 00:12:58,987
compliment on that item without
396
00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:00,787
directly asking for it.
397
00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:01,654
If you can't get a
398
00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:02,554
compliment, you lose.
399
00:13:02,555 --> 00:13:03,787
Wear your Sunday best, boys.
400
00:13:03,788 --> 00:13:04,987
Joker vs. Joker challenge.
401
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,520
All: Oh!
402
00:13:06,521 --> 00:13:08,088
Oh, snap!
403
00:13:12,654 --> 00:13:15,553
And there they are... these
404
00:13:15,554 --> 00:13:16,421
boots.
405
00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:17,653
Yeah, look good, man.
406
00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:18,654
Look at this guy.
407
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,121
Stretching out... stretching
408
00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:20,988
out the leather?
409
00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:22,720
Stretching out that leather!
410
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:24,387
Yeah, peacock, baby.
411
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,188
Feeling great.
412
00:13:25,189 --> 00:13:26,653
You're rocking those boots,
413
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:27,454
bro!
414
00:13:27,455 --> 00:13:29,621
The red ponytail.
415
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:32,853
Eyes to boot... just made
416
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,454
contact.
417
00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:36,920
Eyes to boot.
418
00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:39,188
That's so weird.
419
00:13:40,588 --> 00:13:41,521
It's so hot today.
420
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:42,887
I wasn't expecting it to be this
421
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:43,254
warm.
422
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,587
She's looking at your boots,
423
00:13:44,588 --> 00:13:44,988
though.
424
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,187
She's looking at your boots.
425
00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:47,253
I would have dressed
426
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:47,854
differently.
427
00:13:47,854 --> 00:13:48,421
Uh-huh.
428
00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,354
Those must be hot.
429
00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:50,288
They must be what?
430
00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,453
Containing a lot of your body
431
00:13:52,454 --> 00:13:53,088
heat.
432
00:13:53,089 --> 00:13:54,120
Heat, yeah.
433
00:13:54,121 --> 00:13:55,887
I like the style, but it's
434
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:57,987
definitely not for this type of
435
00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:58,588
weather.
436
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,554
Does not like them.
437
00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:00,920
She's doing the big nods but
438
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:01,987
still doesn't like them.
439
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,153
But it's almost like some
440
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,353
days when I get dressed, it's
441
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:05,520
like not even me putting the
442
00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:06,254
stuff on myself.
443
00:14:06,255 --> 00:14:07,987
Who's putting them on?
444
00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:10,087
Sometimes you get influenced
445
00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:12,153
by friends and their styles and
446
00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:12,821
stuff.
447
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:14,453
The buckle's here, and you can
448
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,087
kind of cinch it tighter if you
449
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:16,554
want.
450
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,187
All good... still don't like
451
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:19,188
them.
452
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,921
So, these are my boots!
453
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:22,654
Good for you.
454
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,554
Good for me?
455
00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:23,988
Yeah.
456
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,420
Well, I mean, I like them.
457
00:14:25,421 --> 00:14:27,120
And that's the blankest look
458
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:28,587
I've ever seen anybody give
459
00:14:28,588 --> 00:14:30,087
anybody in my entire life.
460
00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:31,088
They're, uh...
461
00:14:31,089 --> 00:14:32,787
You seem to be insecure about
462
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:33,788
them.
463
00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:36,287
You seem to be fishing for a
464
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:36,854
compliment.
465
00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,553
I mean, do you enjoy wearing
466
00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:39,088
them?
467
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:39,888
I do. I do.
468
00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:40,854
Then...
469
00:14:40,855 --> 00:14:42,420
Yeah. I like them.
470
00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:45,188
You know?
471
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:47,421
I like them.
472
00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:48,421
Does someone not like them?
473
00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:51,688
I don't know.
474
00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:59,387
I would not wear them.
475
00:14:59,388 --> 00:15:00,453
My boots should get walking.
476
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:01,221
Your boots should get
477
00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:01,621
walking.
478
00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:02,688
Yeah.
479
00:15:06,454 --> 00:15:07,953
There he is.
480
00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:09,953
It's "Murray the kid."
481
00:15:09,954 --> 00:15:12,587
Why am I wearing two things?
482
00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:13,221
Don't worry, bud.
483
00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,088
You only need a compliment on
484
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:15,088
the buckle.
485
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:15,888
You know what?
486
00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:17,120
If Murray gets a compliment,
487
00:15:17,121 --> 00:15:18,453
this is the kind of thing that
488
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:19,720
that'll become his new look.
489
00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:20,688
He's like, "well, people liked
490
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:22,287
it, boys."
491
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,287
So, this guy right here on your
492
00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:24,921
right?
493
00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:26,687
It's a hell of a day, huh?
494
00:15:26,688 --> 00:15:27,920
Yeah, it's nice.
495
00:15:27,921 --> 00:15:29,387
You from these parts?
496
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,088
Yeah.
497
00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:30,588
Yeah?
498
00:15:30,588 --> 00:15:31,154
Queens?
499
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:31,821
Oh, yeah.
500
00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:33,253
I love how Murray's trying to
501
00:15:33,254 --> 00:15:34,221
talk like a cowboy.
502
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,553
He's seen one cowboy movie
503
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:36,288
ten years ago.
504
00:15:36,288 --> 00:15:37,288
"Toy story."
505
00:15:39,754 --> 00:15:41,487
What are you doing?
506
00:15:41,488 --> 00:15:43,720
I just like to get a little
507
00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,520
rhythm going, you know?
508
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,153
Mm-hmm. What do you play?
509
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,420
What's that?
510
00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:50,187
What do you play?
511
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:52,653
You know, mostly this.
512
00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:53,687
They got some nice belt
513
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:54,388
buckles in there.
514
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:54,988
Oh, yeah?
515
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,087
Over there they got them?
516
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:56,554
Big ones.
517
00:15:56,554 --> 00:15:57,188
Big ones.
518
00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:57,821
Nice ones.
519
00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:58,554
Like mine?
520
00:15:58,555 --> 00:15:59,820
Yeah, bigger than that.
521
00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:00,588
Bigger than this?
522
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:00,988
Mm-hmm.
523
00:16:00,988 --> 00:16:01,788
'Cause that's kind of my
524
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:02,188
thing.
525
00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:03,220
Your buckle's nice.
526
00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:04,221
My buckle's nice?
527
00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:05,088
Yeah.
528
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,887
All: Aw!
529
00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:07,821
Take care, my man.
530
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:08,821
You, too, brother.
531
00:16:10,154 --> 00:16:12,087
Narrator: Sal gets the boot.
532
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:13,887
So, he's tonight's big loser.
533
00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:15,453
Sal is our big loser and the
534
00:16:15,454 --> 00:16:16,887
most apologetic out of all of
535
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:17,221
us.
536
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:18,687
So, today we're putting him
537
00:16:18,688 --> 00:16:19,887
to the test with the...
538
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,353
All: "No apology" gauntlet!
539
00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:22,720
You, my friend, are gonna
540
00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:23,987
have to run the gauntlet,
541
00:16:23,988 --> 00:16:25,487
stopping at these signs, where
542
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:27,087
you'll find the awful tasks that
543
00:16:27,088 --> 00:16:28,320
you have to do to people.
544
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,853
You can say anything you
545
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:31,287
want, except "I'm sorry."
546
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:32,853
I'm sorry I ever met you
547
00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:33,321
guys.
548
00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:34,987
Let the gauntlet commence!
549
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:37,387
♪ Da da da da
550
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:38,254
ready?
551
00:16:38,255 --> 00:16:39,553
No apologies.
552
00:16:39,554 --> 00:16:41,554
Here we go.
553
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,220
That's something you
554
00:16:43,221 --> 00:16:44,387
apologize for.
555
00:16:44,388 --> 00:16:45,321
"Oh, sorry.
556
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:45,988
I'm so sorry."
557
00:16:45,989 --> 00:16:47,121
Of course you apologize.
558
00:16:47,154 --> 00:16:48,687
This is america.
559
00:16:48,688 --> 00:16:50,953
This is extremely hard,
560
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,820
specifically for sal.
561
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:53,688
Yes.
562
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:54,720
He apologizes for everything
563
00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:55,721
in his life, just 'cause it's
564
00:16:55,721 --> 00:16:56,188
such a mess.
565
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,888
Here he goes.
566
00:17:05,554 --> 00:17:07,353
How do you feel inside right
567
00:17:07,354 --> 00:17:07,821
now?
568
00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:09,720
Nervous, very, shaky at best.
569
00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:13,720
All right. Stop number two.
570
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:15,087
Okay.
571
00:17:15,088 --> 00:17:19,087
Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
572
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:20,554
Woof at a baby.
573
00:17:22,321 --> 00:17:22,754
Woof!
574
00:17:22,754 --> 00:17:23,154
Waah!
575
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:24,154
Woof!
576
00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:25,553
Which is to say that their
577
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:26,421
baby is less than
578
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,254
stellar-looking.
579
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,188
That's number two?
580
00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:29,188
We stepped it up.
581
00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:30,553
It's a "no apology" gauntlet.
582
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:31,753
Oh, my god.
583
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,087
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
584
00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:34,621
I'm sorry.
585
00:17:34,622 --> 00:17:35,720
He's getting it out now,
586
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,588
getting it all out.
587
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,687
You're gonna need it for
588
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:38,088
this.
589
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:40,253
This one, buddy.
590
00:17:40,254 --> 00:17:41,620
You're welcome.
591
00:17:41,621 --> 00:17:42,720
Here we go.
592
00:17:42,721 --> 00:17:44,287
Woof, woof!
593
00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:44,954
I can't.
594
00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:45,954
You can't do it?
595
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,287
Come on. You have to do it.
596
00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:47,854
Guys, I can't.
597
00:17:47,854 --> 00:17:48,754
Sal, honestly, if you're
598
00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:49,654
having this much problems, I
599
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:50,654
don't know how you're gonna get
600
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,388
through the rest of the
601
00:17:51,389 --> 00:17:54,720
gauntlet.
602
00:17:54,721 --> 00:17:55,753
There you go.
603
00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:59,454
Oh. Hey!
604
00:18:03,388 --> 00:18:04,454
Woof.
605
00:18:06,088 --> 00:18:06,988
God!
606
00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:08,387
Oh, my god.
607
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,320
Yeah, that's it, man... woof.
608
00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:13,787
"No apology" gauntlet continues.
609
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,920
"Sneeze"...oh, god.
610
00:18:15,921 --> 00:18:17,088
Guys.
611
00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:22,154
How do you sneeze on someone and
612
00:18:22,154 --> 00:18:22,854
not say you're sorry?
613
00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:23,554
You got to do it.
614
00:18:23,555 --> 00:18:27,753
You got to do it.
615
00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:29,421
Ah-choo!
616
00:18:33,421 --> 00:18:34,620
Wow!
617
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,920
I can't do any more.
618
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,320
You're doing all right.
619
00:18:37,321 --> 00:18:38,553
You only got two more.
620
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:39,854
"Blow an airhorn..."
621
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,520
Right under the sign there,
622
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:47,088
there's an airhorn.
623
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:47,821
Me.
624
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,087
I'm gonna get punched in the
625
00:18:49,088 --> 00:18:49,354
face.
626
00:18:49,355 --> 00:18:51,088
I hope so.
627
00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:55,488
Here he goes.
628
00:18:55,489 --> 00:18:57,454
Get it. Get it.
629
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:01,788
Oh, my god.
630
00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:08,453
You
631
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:09,853
wow!
632
00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:11,087
He's not sorry.
633
00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:12,753
Evil idiot!
634
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:13,454
All right, man.
635
00:19:13,455 --> 00:19:14,487
Only one more stop on the train,
636
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:14,888
buddy.
637
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:18,120
Here we go. Here we go.
638
00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:19,488
"Give an old woman the mid..."
639
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,620
Oh, my god!
640
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:27,087
You know what?
641
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:28,253
You guys are
642
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,520
they deserve middle fingers,
643
00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:29,854
too.
644
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:30,854
Just 'cause they're old?
645
00:19:30,854 --> 00:19:31,821
What am I gonna do?
646
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:32,853
I'll show you, buddy.
647
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:33,588
Look. It's this.
648
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,154
That's it.
649
00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:34,754
There you go.
650
00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:35,554
You got it? Okay.
651
00:19:35,554 --> 00:19:36,254
Ooh, man.
652
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:37,653
I got the chills right now.
653
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,087
You get through this last
654
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:39,988
one, you're done!
655
00:19:39,988 --> 00:19:40,954
That's it, man.
656
00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:42,520
Here she comes! Here she comes!
657
00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:43,987
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
658
00:19:43,988 --> 00:19:44,988
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
659
00:19:44,988 --> 00:19:45,954
You got to do it.
660
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:47,787
You got to do it.
661
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:49,321
Aaaahhhhh!
662
00:19:52,921 --> 00:19:55,087
Oh, man!
663
00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:56,320
You did it!
664
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,121
You won, buddy.
665
00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,887
Oh, my god!
666
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:01,387
Not even I would do that!
667
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:02,953
That's somebody's grandmother,
668
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:03,588
you dope.
669
00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:05,187
You don't give an old woman
670
00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:06,188
the middle finger.
36598
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof