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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,921 --> 00:00:08,387 Narrator: Coming up, why is 2 00:00:08,388 --> 00:00:09,887 Joe going nowhere fast? 3 00:00:09,888 --> 00:00:10,888 Come here, you son of a 4 00:00:10,888 --> 00:00:11,888 bitch. 5 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:13,620 Narrator: What's making sal 6 00:00:13,621 --> 00:00:14,554 so scary? 7 00:00:14,554 --> 00:00:15,554 Holy 8 00:00:15,555 --> 00:00:16,953 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:17,788 And... 10 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:19,353 ♪ ready to rock you 11 00:00:19,354 --> 00:00:20,853 ♪ ready to rock you 12 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,453 what happens when tonight's big 13 00:00:22,454 --> 00:00:23,953 losers open for the rock band 14 00:00:23,954 --> 00:00:25,453 imagine dragons in front of a 15 00:00:25,454 --> 00:00:28,488 crowd of 14,000? 16 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:34,687 Today we're at the mall, 17 00:00:34,688 --> 00:00:35,688 about to take an unusual 18 00:00:35,689 --> 00:00:36,720 escalator ride with fellow 19 00:00:36,721 --> 00:00:37,188 shshoppers. 20 00:00:37,189 --> 00:00:38,287 As we approach the escalator, 21 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,288 we'll be given tasks that we 22 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,320 must accomplish before we reach 23 00:00:40,321 --> 00:00:41,454 the top. 24 00:00:41,488 --> 00:00:43,020 If you cannot complete one of 25 00:00:43,021 --> 00:00:44,353 your tasks before the end of 26 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,387 your ride, you lose. 27 00:00:45,388 --> 00:00:46,420 Things are gonna escalate 28 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,120 real quick! 29 00:00:48,121 --> 00:00:49,520 Ohh! 30 00:00:49,521 --> 00:00:53,187 No, he didn't! 31 00:00:53,188 --> 00:00:54,220 Hey, sal, this is a 32 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,021 super-easy one. 33 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,320 You just got to get someone to 34 00:00:56,321 --> 00:00:57,553 tell them the last time they 35 00:00:57,554 --> 00:00:57,988 made. 36 00:00:57,989 --> 00:00:59,353 The last time they "made"? 37 00:00:59,354 --> 00:01:00,553 Last time they made. 38 00:01:00,554 --> 00:01:01,254 Made what? 39 00:01:01,255 --> 00:01:02,387 Whatever they made. 40 00:01:02,388 --> 00:01:03,887 Oh, comin' up, white shirt. 41 00:01:03,888 --> 00:01:06,087 White shirt, comin' up. 42 00:01:06,088 --> 00:01:08,454 Oh, this is gonna be tough. 43 00:01:08,488 --> 00:01:10,220 Oh, she's doing the walk. 44 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:11,788 Catch her, catch her. 45 00:01:13,088 --> 00:01:14,088 When's the last time you... 46 00:01:14,088 --> 00:01:14,621 aah! 47 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:15,621 I'm sorry! 48 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:20,920 What the hell? 49 00:01:20,921 --> 00:01:22,887 She just screamed. 50 00:01:22,888 --> 00:01:24,253 Aah! 51 00:01:24,254 --> 00:01:26,087 You terrified her. 52 00:01:26,088 --> 00:01:27,388 Sh scared me. 53 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:30,787 Your goal is to hug someone 54 00:01:30,788 --> 00:01:32,254 for the entire ride up. 55 00:01:32,288 --> 00:01:33,154 Here he goes. 56 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:34,853 You know, I just want to say, 57 00:01:34,854 --> 00:01:37,220 you're awesome, man. 58 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:38,121 I know. 59 00:01:38,122 --> 00:01:39,220 It's already too late. 60 00:01:39,221 --> 00:01:39,921 Free hugs? 61 00:01:39,922 --> 00:01:41,287 Yeah, from the top to the 62 00:01:41,288 --> 00:01:41,721 bottom. 63 00:01:41,722 --> 00:01:42,821 Come on. 64 00:01:45,788 --> 00:01:46,953 I was supposed to go for the 65 00:01:46,954 --> 00:01:48,153 whole length of the thing, so 66 00:01:48,154 --> 00:01:49,287 you want to hug me on the way 67 00:01:49,288 --> 00:01:50,288 down? 68 00:01:50,921 --> 00:01:52,153 Too much now. 69 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,154 If he does, we'll give it to 70 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:53,521 you. 71 00:01:53,522 --> 00:01:54,554 Ehh, yeah! 72 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,088 This is crazy. 73 00:02:01,089 --> 00:02:02,387 You're a great guy, man. 74 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:03,887 We need more hugs, less thugs. 75 00:02:03,888 --> 00:02:05,153 You know what I'm saying? 76 00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:07,087 "More hugs, less thugs"? 77 00:02:07,088 --> 00:02:08,453 You going back up? 78 00:02:08,454 --> 00:02:09,734 All right, let's do it, come on. 79 00:02:12,488 --> 00:02:13,620 Come here. What are you doing? 80 00:02:13,621 --> 00:02:14,088 Come on. 81 00:02:14,089 --> 00:02:15,554 Get in here. 82 00:02:19,888 --> 00:02:20,821 What do you got? 83 00:02:20,822 --> 00:02:21,887 I'm ready to do anything. 84 00:02:21,888 --> 00:02:23,253 On the way up, call someone's 85 00:02:23,254 --> 00:02:23,754 mom. 86 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:24,953 Call someone's mom? 87 00:02:24,954 --> 00:02:26,153 Call someone's mom. 88 00:02:26,154 --> 00:02:26,921 That's it? 89 00:02:26,921 --> 00:02:27,654 That's easy. 90 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:29,087 Here we go, here we go. 91 00:02:29,088 --> 00:02:30,453 Okay, bye. 92 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,653 Oh. 93 00:02:31,654 --> 00:02:32,654 Are you going up? 94 00:02:32,655 --> 00:02:33,987 Oh. Yeah. 95 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,520 Do you mind if I... 96 00:02:35,521 --> 00:02:36,553 You know what? 97 00:02:36,554 --> 00:02:37,987 You are a gentleman. 98 00:02:37,988 --> 00:02:39,320 Thank you for letting me go 99 00:02:39,321 --> 00:02:40,420 first. 100 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:41,421 I want to call your mom and tell 101 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:43,720 her she raised you right. 102 00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:45,001 Oh, that's your mom right there. 103 00:02:45,888 --> 00:02:46,854 What's your phone number, real 104 00:02:46,854 --> 00:02:47,188 quick. 105 00:02:47,188 --> 00:02:48,188 I'm gonna call you and tell you 106 00:02:48,188 --> 00:02:48,821 you raised a good son. 107 00:02:48,822 --> 00:02:50,321 What's that number? 108 00:02:50,354 --> 00:02:51,088 Oh! 109 00:02:51,089 --> 00:02:52,153 What are the odds that that's 110 00:02:52,154 --> 00:02:52,988 your mom right there? 111 00:02:52,989 --> 00:02:55,553 Son of a... 112 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:57,153 Murr, here's a clue. 113 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:58,088 Yeah. 114 00:02:58,089 --> 00:03:00,153 Don't get on the escalator 115 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:01,088 with a family. 116 00:03:01,088 --> 00:03:01,988 I'm gonna keep going until I 117 00:03:01,988 --> 00:03:02,688 call someone's mom. 118 00:03:02,688 --> 00:03:03,654 Okay, and if you don't, we're 119 00:03:03,654 --> 00:03:04,588 gonna give you a thumbs-down. 120 00:03:04,589 --> 00:03:05,720 Take out your damn phone, and 121 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:06,920 let's call your mom together. 122 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,221 I'm a man at the end of my rope. 123 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:09,753 And if you don't call your mom 124 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:10,820 to say you love her, you're not 125 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:11,953 getting on this escalator. 126 00:03:11,954 --> 00:03:13,087 Your moms need to know that you 127 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:14,088 love them. 128 00:03:14,454 --> 00:03:16,153 Who... 129 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,088 Call your mom. 130 00:03:17,089 --> 00:03:18,320 Nobody else is getting pa... 131 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:19,853 Okay, you guys... just three of 132 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:21,087 you, but no one... 133 00:03:21,088 --> 00:03:22,120 Call your mom and tell her you 134 00:03:22,121 --> 00:03:23,253 love her. 135 00:03:23,254 --> 00:03:24,287 Really? 136 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:24,754 Oh. 137 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:25,787 Can you call your mom? 138 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:26,920 My hands are full. 139 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:28,420 You just got to give up at 140 00:03:28,421 --> 00:03:29,154 this point. 141 00:03:29,155 --> 00:03:31,320 We got to move on. 142 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:32,487 This is your last chance, 143 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:33,121 buddy. 144 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:34,420 You rather have someone sniff 145 00:03:34,421 --> 00:03:35,421 your armpit? 146 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:38,420 How about that, tough guy? 147 00:03:38,421 --> 00:03:39,587 Oh, wow. 148 00:03:39,588 --> 00:03:40,354 There he goes. 149 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,354 Can I ask you guys a 150 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:41,888 question? 151 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,321 Yeah. 152 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,420 I was about to buy two 153 00:03:43,421 --> 00:03:44,653 different colognes there, and 154 00:03:44,654 --> 00:03:45,853 they sprayed it, and I don't 155 00:03:45,854 --> 00:03:47,354 know which one I like better. 156 00:03:47,388 --> 00:03:48,487 Can you tel me which one you 157 00:03:48,488 --> 00:03:48,988 like better? 158 00:03:48,989 --> 00:03:50,688 Okay. So, here's the first one. 159 00:03:51,821 --> 00:03:53,388 And here's the second one. 160 00:03:54,121 --> 00:03:56,088 What do you think? 161 00:03:56,821 --> 00:03:58,120 He doesn't get her to smell 162 00:03:58,121 --> 00:03:58,654 an armpit. 163 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,787 He gets her to smell both 164 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:00,788 armpits. 165 00:04:00,854 --> 00:04:03,087 Wow! 166 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:04,088 All right, guys, what do I 167 00:04:04,088 --> 00:04:04,654 got to do? 168 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:06,153 Get someone's belt off. 169 00:04:06,154 --> 00:04:08,553 Holy crap. 170 00:04:08,554 --> 00:04:10,187 Just step on the escalator. 171 00:04:10,188 --> 00:04:13,688 There you go. 172 00:04:17,354 --> 00:04:18,653 Oh, guys! Guys! 173 00:04:18,654 --> 00:04:20,487 My pants are falling down! 174 00:04:20,488 --> 00:04:21,653 Any one of you guys got a belt I 175 00:04:21,654 --> 00:04:23,220 could borrow real quick? 176 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:24,353 Guys, you got a belt I could 177 00:04:24,354 --> 00:04:24,821 borrow? 178 00:04:24,822 --> 00:04:26,088 You got a belt I could borrow?! 179 00:04:26,754 --> 00:04:27,754 Who's got a belt?! 180 00:04:27,755 --> 00:04:29,087 Who's got a belt?! Come on! 181 00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:29,621 Come on! 182 00:04:29,622 --> 00:04:31,753 Come on with the belt! Come on! 183 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:33,553 Come on! Hurry! 184 00:04:33,554 --> 00:04:34,953 Hurry! Come here! 185 00:04:34,954 --> 00:04:36,720 Come here! Aah! 186 00:04:36,721 --> 00:04:38,687 Yes! Yes! 187 00:04:38,688 --> 00:04:40,153 Yes! 188 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:41,353 Yes! 189 00:04:41,354 --> 00:04:42,420 Yeah! 190 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:44,553 Yeah! 191 00:04:44,554 --> 00:04:45,621 Yeah! Yeah! 192 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:47,820 Josephine. 193 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,354 Sí. 194 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:49,853 You're gonna have to do a 195 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,987 mutual face caress. 196 00:04:51,988 --> 00:04:53,087 You have to caress someone's 197 00:04:53,088 --> 00:04:54,153 face while they're caressing 198 00:04:54,154 --> 00:04:55,287 yours. 199 00:04:55,288 --> 00:04:56,320 Do it to me. 200 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:57,687 Like... 201 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,687 Oh, okay. So, like a pet? 202 00:04:59,688 --> 00:05:00,521 Yeah. 203 00:05:00,522 --> 00:05:03,087 Oh, he's going. 204 00:05:03,088 --> 00:05:05,420 Just doing a... 205 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:06,954 I was... 206 00:05:06,988 --> 00:05:08,320 I just saw a girl earlier, and 207 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:09,653 she, like, really pulled at my 208 00:05:09,654 --> 00:05:10,987 heart strings and made me think 209 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:12,120 of, like, that face-caress 210 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:13,153 moment, you know? 211 00:05:13,154 --> 00:05:14,687 You know what I'm talking about? 212 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,420 You look into their eyes... 213 00:05:16,421 --> 00:05:17,653 Give me a little face caress. 214 00:05:17,654 --> 00:05:18,654 Go ahead. Do it. 215 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:19,787 Do it. No? 216 00:05:19,788 --> 00:05:21,420 Come on, do it. 217 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,088 Oh this noise. 218 00:05:24,854 --> 00:05:25,754 What are you doing?! 219 00:05:25,755 --> 00:05:26,853 Somebody's got to come up 220 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:27,854 sooner or later. 221 00:05:29,654 --> 00:05:30,987 What you've just done is put 222 00:05:30,988 --> 00:05:32,320 yourself on a stairmaster, my 223 00:05:32,321 --> 00:05:33,653 friend, and I'm not betting on 224 00:05:33,654 --> 00:05:34,920 you lasting that long, so go 225 00:05:34,921 --> 00:05:35,554 right ahead. 226 00:05:35,555 --> 00:05:36,653 Does no one take the 227 00:05:36,654 --> 00:05:37,654 escalator? 228 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:40,753 Sorry. I dropped my thing. 229 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:41,953 How's the popcorn? 230 00:05:41,954 --> 00:05:42,688 Very good. 231 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:43,421 Good. Yeah? 232 00:05:43,421 --> 00:05:44,354 Face caress or no? 233 00:05:44,354 --> 00:05:45,154 Not into it? 234 00:05:45,154 --> 00:05:46,088 Thanks, man. 235 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:46,688 Hey, bud. 236 00:05:46,688 --> 00:05:47,688 Sorry. Excuse me. 237 00:05:47,689 --> 00:05:49,153 Ladies, real quick... a face 238 00:05:49,154 --> 00:05:49,688 caress? 239 00:05:49,689 --> 00:05:51,120 I need somebody to jump on board 240 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:51,721 with me. 241 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:52,787 Go ahead, do it. 242 00:05:52,788 --> 00:05:53,588 You want to do it? 243 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:53,988 No? No? 244 00:05:53,988 --> 00:05:54,888 Okay. Well, that's... 245 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:55,921 You got your prerogative. 246 00:05:59,854 --> 00:06:00,920 What's your deal? 247 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:01,921 Face caress or no? 248 00:06:02,388 --> 00:06:04,187 Damn it. 249 00:06:04,188 --> 00:06:05,320 Get this guy's backpack. 250 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:06,321 Give me your 251 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:07,321 backpack. 252 00:06:10,921 --> 00:06:11,854 Try caress again. 253 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:12,854 Guys, I'm gonna die. 254 00:06:12,854 --> 00:06:13,754 This is the end. 255 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:15,087 This is the end of Joe gatto. 256 00:06:15,088 --> 00:06:15,921 This is his end. 257 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:16,888 What's up, man? 258 00:06:16,889 --> 00:06:18,620 You've caressed faces much? 259 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:19,554 No? 260 00:06:19,555 --> 00:06:20,920 You put your hand on my face, I 261 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:21,888 put my hand on yours. 262 00:06:21,889 --> 00:06:23,254 Come here, you son of a bitch. 263 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:27,687 Well, there's a time when a 264 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:28,853 man's got to admit that it's 265 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:30,888 over. 266 00:06:38,621 --> 00:06:39,853 Narrator: Joe couldn't step 267 00:06:39,854 --> 00:06:41,087 it up, so he's taking a ride on 268 00:06:41,088 --> 00:06:42,320 the loser board. 269 00:06:42,321 --> 00:06:43,987 Given the choice, escalator 270 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:44,788 or elevator? 271 00:06:44,788 --> 00:06:45,321 Mm. 272 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,154 Escalator. 273 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:46,854 Really? 274 00:06:46,855 --> 00:06:47,953 Yeah. Surprised. 275 00:06:47,954 --> 00:06:49,453 An elevator's a germ box. 276 00:06:49,454 --> 00:06:50,354 Yeah, that's right. 277 00:06:50,354 --> 00:06:51,354 That's true, but there's 278 00:06:51,355 --> 00:06:52,553 nothing worse than getting to an 279 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:53,620 escalator that's shut, so... 280 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:54,621 You mean steps. 281 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:57,153 Today, we're whispering sweet 282 00:06:57,154 --> 00:06:58,121 nothings into shoppers' ears. 283 00:06:58,121 --> 00:06:59,088 And by "sweet nothings," we 284 00:06:59,088 --> 00:07:00,088 mean "whatever the other guys 285 00:07:00,089 --> 00:07:01,454 tell us." 286 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,587 The goal is to get the person 287 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,488 to whisper back to you. 288 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,787 If they don't whisper back... 289 00:07:04,788 --> 00:07:08,587 You lose. 290 00:07:08,588 --> 00:07:09,720 Sal's so insecure. 291 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:10,421 Watch this. 292 00:07:10,422 --> 00:07:11,687 Sal, fix your shirt, man. 293 00:07:11,688 --> 00:07:12,720 Okay. What part? 294 00:07:12,721 --> 00:07:14,953 The bottom there. 295 00:07:14,954 --> 00:07:15,621 Yep. 296 00:07:15,622 --> 00:07:17,587 The front, the front. 297 00:07:17,588 --> 00:07:18,554 Yep. 298 00:07:18,555 --> 00:07:19,653 The button, the button on the 299 00:07:19,654 --> 00:07:20,588 bottom is up. 300 00:07:20,588 --> 00:07:21,188 Yeah. 301 00:07:21,188 --> 00:07:21,621 Yeah. 302 00:07:21,622 --> 00:07:22,653 Is that bottom button done? 303 00:07:22,654 --> 00:07:23,088 No. 304 00:07:23,088 --> 00:07:23,621 Oh, okay. 305 00:07:23,622 --> 00:07:24,720 That's why he's blousing. 306 00:07:24,721 --> 00:07:25,621 Yeah, it's blousing. 307 00:07:25,622 --> 00:07:27,087 Bl... wha... 308 00:07:27,088 --> 00:07:28,253 your shirt looks fine. 309 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:29,221 Oh, all right. 310 00:07:29,222 --> 00:07:31,153 It's the hair that's not... 311 00:07:31,154 --> 00:07:32,788 What's wrong with the hair? 312 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:37,287 The girl in front of you. 313 00:07:37,288 --> 00:07:38,387 "Whole-grain bread? 314 00:07:38,388 --> 00:07:39,588 You dirty dog." 315 00:07:43,388 --> 00:07:44,853 Whole-grain bread? 316 00:07:44,854 --> 00:07:46,188 You dirty dog. 317 00:07:48,688 --> 00:07:49,654 Right? 318 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,087 The whole-grain bread? 319 00:07:51,088 --> 00:07:53,120 Well, it has walnuts... 320 00:07:53,121 --> 00:07:54,353 She's on the verge of 321 00:07:54,354 --> 00:07:55,221 whispering. 322 00:07:55,222 --> 00:07:56,320 It's absolutely delicious, 323 00:07:56,321 --> 00:07:56,854 right? 324 00:07:56,854 --> 00:07:57,321 Yeah. 325 00:07:57,322 --> 00:07:58,387 Usually I'm here with my 326 00:07:58,388 --> 00:07:58,821 wife. 327 00:07:58,822 --> 00:08:00,087 I don't like her to know i'm 328 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,253 getting the whole-grain bread, 329 00:08:01,254 --> 00:08:02,453 so I have to say to them, "I'll 330 00:08:02,454 --> 00:08:03,754 take the whole-grain bread." 331 00:08:04,421 --> 00:08:05,553 You have to sneak it from 332 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:05,988 anybody? 333 00:08:05,988 --> 00:08:06,488 No. 334 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:07,887 All right, take care. 335 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,420 You were on the verge of 336 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:10,154 whisper. 337 00:08:10,154 --> 00:08:11,121 Here, here... this guy right in 338 00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:12,153 front of you. 339 00:08:12,154 --> 00:08:14,121 "Let's get real about Linda." 340 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:20,887 Let's get real about... 341 00:08:20,888 --> 00:08:24,087 sorry I startled you. 342 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,088 Adios, amigo. 343 00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:29,087 The guy in front of you. 344 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,554 "Yo, you heard johnboy bit it?" 345 00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:35,253 Yo, you heard johnboy bit it? 346 00:08:35,254 --> 00:08:36,254 Holy 347 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:36,921 I'm sorry. 348 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:37,921 Holy 349 00:08:38,954 --> 00:08:40,220 so... sorry. 350 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,520 You scared the out of 351 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,521 me. 352 00:08:42,954 --> 00:08:44,153 Whoa! Sal is scaring 353 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:45,254 everybody out there. 354 00:08:46,854 --> 00:08:47,887 That's how johnboy bit it... he 355 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:48,987 got a heart attack when somebody 356 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:49,721 whispered behind him. 357 00:08:49,722 --> 00:08:51,387 I did the exact opposite of 358 00:08:51,388 --> 00:08:52,388 the goal. 359 00:08:53,621 --> 00:08:55,420 This guy in red, buddy. 360 00:08:55,421 --> 00:08:56,553 "Gary never gave me back my 361 00:08:56,554 --> 00:08:57,554 hedge clippers." 362 00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:01,953 Gary never gave me back my 363 00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:03,421 hedge clippers. 364 00:09:03,454 --> 00:09:03,954 Yeah? 365 00:09:03,955 --> 00:09:05,187 Gary never returned them. 366 00:09:05,188 --> 00:09:06,287 Do we know each other? 367 00:09:06,288 --> 00:09:07,088 You know Gary? 368 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,220 No, I think you got me 369 00:09:08,221 --> 00:09:09,420 confused with somebody else, 370 00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:10,587 though we can keep playing 371 00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:12,188 around if it makes you happy. 372 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:14,853 Gary never gave them back to 373 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:15,321 me. 374 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,288 Okay. Give him a call. 375 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:16,921 Text him. 376 00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:17,953 Everybody's saying to give 377 00:09:17,954 --> 00:09:18,954 him a call. 378 00:09:19,888 --> 00:09:22,220 Thank you, buddy. 379 00:09:22,221 --> 00:09:23,420 Full volume, full volume. 380 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:24,653 Not even a hint of whisper. 381 00:09:24,654 --> 00:09:25,654 Joe, I'm gonna try something a 382 00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:26,753 little different. 383 00:09:26,754 --> 00:09:28,687 Whoever you go up to, "did you 384 00:09:28,688 --> 00:09:29,388 fart?" 385 00:09:29,389 --> 00:09:30,987 Here we go. 386 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,421 Why fart? Why? 387 00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:35,687 Peach shirt, peach shirt. 388 00:09:35,688 --> 00:09:36,654 It's her husband right next 389 00:09:36,655 --> 00:09:39,253 to her. 390 00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,620 Did you fart? 391 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,521 Excuse me? 392 00:09:41,522 --> 00:09:42,588 Did you fart? 393 00:09:43,454 --> 00:09:44,354 Did I fart? 394 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:45,354 Are you serious? 395 00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:46,354 Yeah. 396 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,554 No, you didn't? 397 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:48,954 No. 398 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,187 Okay, 'cause I thought I 399 00:09:50,188 --> 00:09:51,253 heard and smelled one. 400 00:09:51,254 --> 00:09:51,721 Okay. 401 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:54,288 Okay. Just curious. 402 00:09:58,654 --> 00:09:59,887 I think I know how not to get 403 00:09:59,888 --> 00:10:01,053 the police called on me today. 404 00:10:01,054 --> 00:10:01,688 Oh, really? 405 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,354 You got an idea? 406 00:10:02,355 --> 00:10:03,787 I wore my nice black shoes 407 00:10:03,788 --> 00:10:04,853 and a salmon shirt. 408 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,020 Why are you calling it 409 00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:06,854 salmon, too? 410 00:10:06,854 --> 00:10:07,654 It's pink. 411 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,820 Is this not the color of a 412 00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:09,621 salmon? 413 00:10:09,622 --> 00:10:11,021 It is, actually, yeah. 414 00:10:12,954 --> 00:10:15,520 I stand corrected. 415 00:10:15,521 --> 00:10:16,653 Guy with the crutches. 416 00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:17,853 He can't get away. 417 00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:20,021 "Buy the ticket. Take the ride." 418 00:10:24,488 --> 00:10:25,454 Buy the ticket. 419 00:10:25,455 --> 00:10:27,820 Take the ride. 420 00:10:27,821 --> 00:10:28,853 Buy the ticket. 421 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:31,321 Take the ride. 422 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,120 He's got to whisper. 423 00:10:34,121 --> 00:10:35,387 All you got to do is buy that 424 00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:36,154 ticket, my friend. 425 00:10:36,155 --> 00:10:37,353 It's such a fun ride. 426 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:38,920 You're gonna love this ride so 427 00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:39,621 much, man. 428 00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:41,120 Why do I feel Murray's had 429 00:10:41,121 --> 00:10:42,520 this exact conversation many 430 00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:45,320 times before in his life? 431 00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:46,288 You sure? 432 00:10:46,289 --> 00:10:48,620 You sure? 433 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:50,020 Full volume, full volume. 434 00:10:50,021 --> 00:10:51,488 Not even a wisp of a whisper. 435 00:10:53,488 --> 00:10:57,053 This guy here in the stripes. 436 00:10:57,054 --> 00:10:58,288 "Want to finger paint?" 437 00:11:01,521 --> 00:11:04,087 Do you want to finger paint? 438 00:11:04,088 --> 00:11:04,988 Excuse me? 439 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:06,320 Can you back up, son? 440 00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:09,154 You're a little bit too close. 441 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,087 She's pulling her son away! 442 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,887 The mother-bird instinct 443 00:11:13,888 --> 00:11:14,688 kicked in! 444 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:15,920 Well, you got her to whisper. 445 00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:16,987 She's whispering, "call the 446 00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:18,954 cops." 447 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:23,221 Okay. 448 00:11:23,222 --> 00:11:24,853 What was that?! 449 00:11:24,854 --> 00:11:25,854 What a weirdo! 450 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:29,420 Q, turn straight. 451 00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,753 Okay. Now, if you turned around 452 00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:32,087 and that was whispering in your 453 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:33,088 ear... 454 00:11:34,554 --> 00:11:35,920 i would definitely mace it. 455 00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:37,187 Big tall guy behind him? 456 00:11:37,188 --> 00:11:38,453 Yeah, go get him, buddy. 457 00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:39,487 "Pull my waffle." 458 00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:40,920 Get right in his ear, man. 459 00:11:40,921 --> 00:11:42,687 Do it! 460 00:11:42,688 --> 00:11:45,720 Pull my waffle." 461 00:11:45,721 --> 00:11:46,188 Huh? 462 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:48,387 Pull my waffle. 463 00:11:48,388 --> 00:11:50,453 Yeah? 464 00:11:50,454 --> 00:11:52,987 Oh, uh, we're just, uh... 465 00:11:52,988 --> 00:11:54,520 In the middle of something. 466 00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:56,720 Just gonna... 467 00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:57,721 Pull... pull... 468 00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,287 This is what your life has 469 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,088 come to. 470 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,720 You are a crushed man standing 471 00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:05,221 alone in a supermarket. 472 00:12:06,988 --> 00:12:08,353 The girl in front of you. 473 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:11,187 "Chauncey says what's up." 474 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:14,453 Chauncey says what's up. 475 00:12:14,454 --> 00:12:16,287 He's an around-the-way guy. 476 00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:17,953 He said to say what's up. 477 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,287 Tell him I said, "hey, 478 00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:20,753 what's up?" 479 00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:21,820 It's just that chauncey's 480 00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:23,288 very soft-spoken. 481 00:12:23,321 --> 00:12:26,188 You know what I'm saying? 482 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,353 I will tell chauncey you said 483 00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:27,821 what's up. 484 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:29,653 Oh! 485 00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:32,253 No way! 486 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,987 Unbelievable! 487 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:35,721 Stop doing the damn strut! 488 00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:38,620 Narrator: Sal, Joe, and murr 489 00:12:38,621 --> 00:12:39,753 can whisper sweet nothings to 490 00:12:39,754 --> 00:12:41,287 each other on the loser board. 491 00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:41,854 Coming up, can tonight's big 492 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:42,654 today, we're at the 493 00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:43,820 essex county turtle back zoo 494 00:12:43,821 --> 00:12:45,120 conducting customer-satisfaction 495 00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:46,121 surveys. 496 00:12:46,154 --> 00:12:47,420 But all of our questions have 497 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:48,687 been written by the other guys. 498 00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:49,720 If you can't ask all the 499 00:12:49,721 --> 00:12:50,853 questions on the clipboard, you 500 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:51,354 lose. 501 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,453 I'm gonna keep this cat. 502 00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:54,554 That's a penguin. 503 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,353 Narrator: It's a 504 00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:57,887 joker versus joker challenge. 505 00:12:57,888 --> 00:12:59,553 Did you enjoy the zoo today? 506 00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:00,188 Yes. 507 00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:01,420 Would you mind if I asked you 508 00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:02,154 a quick question? 509 00:13:02,154 --> 00:13:02,588 Okay. 510 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,554 What was your favorite 511 00:13:03,555 --> 00:13:04,687 exhibit that you visited today 512 00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:05,288 at the zoo? 513 00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,088 The birds. 514 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,120 The birds? Okay. 515 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,620 Yes. 516 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,420 And is it a shame all these 517 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:12,253 animals will eventually become 518 00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:12,954 crackers? 519 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:14,087 I mean... 520 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,420 They live their whole lives out 521 00:13:15,421 --> 00:13:15,821 here. 522 00:13:15,822 --> 00:13:17,153 They're gorgeous animals, some 523 00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:18,320 from all different lands. 524 00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:19,620 Eventually, they're gonna become 525 00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:20,154 crackers. 526 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:20,854 Is that a shame? 527 00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:21,488 Do you agree? 528 00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,087 Put in a box and shipped off and 529 00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:24,587 some kid smacks them around on a 530 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:26,087 high chair, gets them stuck to 531 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:26,588 his lip. 532 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,421 It's a shame. Yes? 533 00:13:27,421 --> 00:13:27,821 Yes. 534 00:13:27,821 --> 00:13:28,554 Yes, I agree. 535 00:13:28,555 --> 00:13:29,687 I hope you have a great day. 536 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:30,354 Thank you. 537 00:13:30,354 --> 00:13:31,088 Okay, enjoy. 538 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:32,187 Yeah, that's exactly how 539 00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:33,353 animal crackers are made you 540 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,088 idiot. 541 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:35,753 Let me ask you a question. 542 00:13:35,754 --> 00:13:36,920 Okay. 543 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:38,553 Darlene in the ticket booth, did 544 00:13:38,554 --> 00:13:39,920 she give you the 'tude that 545 00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:41,087 she's famous for? 546 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,487 Did she do a lot of the huffin' 547 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,820 and the puffin'? 548 00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:46,720 No, I didn't talk to her. 549 00:13:46,721 --> 00:13:47,987 Can I ask you a quick 550 00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:50,853 question on behalf of the zoo? 551 00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:52,520 Uh... you caught that elephant 552 00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:52,988 dong? 553 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:54,287 Did... I did what? 554 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:55,320 Did I caught it? 555 00:13:55,321 --> 00:13:56,553 You caught that elephant 556 00:13:56,554 --> 00:13:57,354 dong? 557 00:13:57,355 --> 00:13:58,587 I passed on that. 558 00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,821 Oh. Very good. 559 00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:05,087 Okay. And last question... 560 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,187 I would never ask you in a 561 00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:07,188 million years. 562 00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:09,687 So, we are done here, sir. 563 00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:10,221 Okay. 564 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:11,853 All right. 565 00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:12,788 Just that easy, huh? 566 00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:13,953 Yes. I know this is a zoo, 567 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:14,954 but I'm not an animal. 568 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:18,320 Joe, what animals do you 569 00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:19,620 think you're a combination of? 570 00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:20,853 Like an orangutan had sex 571 00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:21,854 with a toucan. 572 00:14:23,121 --> 00:14:24,220 You mind taking a quick survey? 573 00:14:24,221 --> 00:14:25,221 Give you a couple questions? 574 00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:26,221 Sure, I'll take a survey. 575 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:27,221 Did you visit the food 576 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:27,688 pavilion? 577 00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:28,753 Did you get some snackies? 578 00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:29,288 No, I didn't. 579 00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:29,888 Okay. 580 00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:31,087 Um... 581 00:14:31,088 --> 00:14:31,888 Here we go. 582 00:14:31,889 --> 00:14:33,120 Did yolanda in the pheasant 583 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,487 department hound you about her 584 00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:35,520 pyramid scheme? 585 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:35,988 No. 586 00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:36,954 She didn't? 587 00:14:36,955 --> 00:14:38,087 You didn't get approached about 588 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:38,454 that? 589 00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:39,820 Have a great day. Thank you. 590 00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,587 Yolanda. 591 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,553 Uh... 592 00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:45,153 Um, how m... 593 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,553 Oh. 594 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:47,654 Um... 595 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,887 Um, out of all the animals in 596 00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,620 the immediate area, who would 597 00:14:52,621 --> 00:14:54,253 you most like to dry-hump? 598 00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,253 Oh, my god! 599 00:14:56,254 --> 00:14:56,821 Seriously? 600 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:57,754 Yeah, it's right there. 601 00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:58,853 That's what they write for me on 602 00:14:58,854 --> 00:14:59,854 these, and I just have to make 603 00:14:59,854 --> 00:15:00,388 sure. 604 00:15:00,389 --> 00:15:01,587 None! 605 00:15:01,588 --> 00:15:02,588 None-ski. 606 00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:05,253 Narrator: Opposable thumbs 607 00:15:05,254 --> 00:15:06,620 down for sal, so he's tied with 608 00:15:06,621 --> 00:15:08,588 Joe as tonight's big loser. 609 00:15:15,554 --> 00:15:16,687 Joe and sal lost! 610 00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:18,120 So, for their punishment, 611 00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:19,653 they're the opening act for the 612 00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,120 imagine dragons concert! 613 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:21,754 Yeah! 614 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,754 Right here. 615 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,887 You're opening for them! 616 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:24,953 I'm so nervous for you right 617 00:15:24,954 --> 00:15:25,321 now. 618 00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,387 At Jones beach in front of 619 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:27,720 14,000 people! 620 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:28,721 They don't know their band 621 00:15:28,721 --> 00:15:29,121 name. 622 00:15:29,122 --> 00:15:30,187 They don't know the names of the 623 00:15:30,188 --> 00:15:31,287 songs they have to sing until we 624 00:15:31,288 --> 00:15:31,954 give it to them. 625 00:15:31,955 --> 00:15:33,120 We don't even know how to 626 00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:33,921 play instruments! 627 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:34,854 Oh, that's right. 628 00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:36,153 And we dressed you like this, so 629 00:15:36,154 --> 00:15:38,387 you're gonna have a great show! 630 00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:39,720 Is that a leotard? 631 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:40,721 What is that? 632 00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,153 All right, get out there! 633 00:15:43,154 --> 00:15:44,121 Hit the stage! 634 00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:45,587 I can't even watch this. 635 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:46,588 I feel sick. 636 00:15:46,589 --> 00:15:49,720 Ladies and gentlemen, get on 637 00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:51,487 your feet. 638 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,187 Brace yourselves for the 639 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:55,253 greatest live band you've never 640 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,820 seen. 641 00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:59,820 Are you ready for... 642 00:15:59,821 --> 00:16:04,121 Señora lanza?! 643 00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:07,088 Señora lanza, get out there. 644 00:16:07,088 --> 00:16:07,854 Señora lanza. 645 00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:09,120 That's our Spanish teacher in 646 00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:09,721 high school. 647 00:16:09,722 --> 00:16:11,553 Get out there, señora lanza! 648 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,920 Señora lanza! 649 00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:14,153 I'm so nervous for them. 650 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,121 Where do I go? 651 00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,121 Where do I go? 652 00:16:17,254 --> 00:16:18,420 Look at Joe! 653 00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:21,088 There's so many drums. 654 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,554 Oh me, man. 655 00:16:34,088 --> 00:16:35,321 How you doing? 656 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,287 All right, very cool. 657 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,853 We are very happy to be here... 658 00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:40,821 "opening for 659 00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:41,853 imagination dragon." 660 00:16:41,854 --> 00:16:43,087 opening for the 661 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,888 imagination dragons. 662 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,720 The imagination dragons? 663 00:16:48,721 --> 00:16:49,521 I got it wrong. 664 00:16:49,522 --> 00:16:50,854 Imagine dragons. 665 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:52,954 Uh... 666 00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:53,688 All right. 667 00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,120 I put in your pants pocket a 668 00:16:55,121 --> 00:16:56,220 dedication for the set. 669 00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:57,320 Open it up and read it. 670 00:16:57,321 --> 00:16:58,520 Before we start, guys, I just 671 00:16:58,521 --> 00:16:59,521 wrote a very, very special 672 00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:00,121 dedication. 673 00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:00,554 Yep. 674 00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:01,554 And I hope you guys 675 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,354 appreciate it. 676 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,787 The dedication goes like this. 677 00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,320 Guys, we'd like to dedicate this 678 00:17:05,321 --> 00:17:06,521 set to the people... oh. 679 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,588 To the people of Pittsburgh. 680 00:17:12,854 --> 00:17:13,953 We're in long island! 681 00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:15,220 They were the best audience 682 00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:17,087 we ever played for. 683 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:18,987 We can already tell you guys 684 00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,920 aren't gonna be... Nearly as 685 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:21,953 good. 686 00:17:21,954 --> 00:17:23,187 "You're no... you're not 687 00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:23,854 Pittsburgh." 688 00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:24,987 You're no Pittsburgh. 689 00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,088 That's right. 690 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:28,921 All right, so... 691 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,987 "We're gonna play a few songs 692 00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:30,821 from our upcoming album." 693 00:17:30,822 --> 00:17:31,887 We're gonna play a few songs 694 00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:32,688 from our upcoming album. 695 00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:33,688 "We're gonna play 'look, 696 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,453 mommy, I'm a rock star.'" 697 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,454 oh, boy. 698 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:37,288 All right. 699 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,953 This is... this is one of our 700 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:39,954 favorites. 701 00:17:50,554 --> 00:17:52,553 ♪ When I was a boy 702 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,520 ♪ I was real young 703 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:56,253 ♪ I was lookin' bad 704 00:17:56,254 --> 00:17:57,121 ♪ and I said 705 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:58,088 ♪ son of a gun 706 00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,320 ♪ I said, "look, mommy, 707 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,753 I'm a rock star" ♪ 708 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:02,388 ♪ rock star 709 00:18:02,389 --> 00:18:04,153 ♪ I said, "look, mommy, 710 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,887 I'm a rock star" ♪ 711 00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,287 let me ask you something... 712 00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:08,487 How badly does he suck out 713 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:08,888 there? 714 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:09,821 It's probably... 715 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,087 It's worse than I imagined. 716 00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:11,888 It's worse than I 717 00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:12,721 imagination dragoned. 718 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:13,554 Yeah, yeah. 719 00:18:13,555 --> 00:18:15,553 ♪ I said, "look, mommy, 720 00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,387 I'm a rock star" ♪ 721 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:18,488 let's go! 722 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,153 "All right, the next song 723 00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,553 from our album is a cappella." 724 00:18:28,554 --> 00:18:29,853 The next song from our album 725 00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:31,087 is a cappella. 726 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:32,120 "And the name of it is 727 00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:33,620 'shut your face, grandma.'" 728 00:18:33,621 --> 00:18:34,787 the name of it is 729 00:18:34,788 --> 00:18:36,254 "shut your face, grandma." 730 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:42,153 ♪ bum, bum bom 731 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,453 ♪ she's my grandma 732 00:18:43,454 --> 00:18:44,887 ♪ she's my grandma 733 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:47,287 ♪ and she doesn't shut her 734 00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:47,954 trap ♪ 735 00:18:47,955 --> 00:18:50,587 ♪ she doesn't shut her trap 736 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,220 ♪ I take it for five minutes 737 00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:55,787 ♪ but after six, I say 738 00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:58,487 ♪ shut your face, grandma 739 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:01,453 ♪ shut your face 740 00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:04,120 ♪ shut your face, grandma 741 00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:05,953 ♪ shut your face 742 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:07,954 shut your face, grandma! 743 00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:12,253 They're so upset. 744 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:13,553 Yell out "drum solo" at the top 745 00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:14,221 of your lungs. 746 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,254 Drum solo! 747 00:19:20,154 --> 00:19:21,220 Say it again. 748 00:19:21,221 --> 00:19:23,421 Drum solo! 749 00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:28,187 Start trying to do the worm! 750 00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,188 Try to do the worm. 751 00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:30,253 Oh me, man. 752 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:32,288 No way. 753 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,287 I got your back, buddy! 754 00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:44,787 I'm giving you a beat! 755 00:19:44,788 --> 00:19:46,153 Try to stage dive! 756 00:19:46,154 --> 00:19:47,487 Oh, no! 757 00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:48,787 Look at sal. 758 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,288 Oh, my gosh! 759 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,087 Stage dive! 760 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,453 Stage dive into the crowd! 761 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,454 Go, go, go! 762 00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:01,754 Thank you, and good night! 763 00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:03,894 That was a train wreck. 41928

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