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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:05,506 - previously on royal pains... - I'm pregnant. 2 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:08,042 - this is your first day. - I have the job? 3 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,477 - unpaid internship. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,512 - remember I told you that Councilman retired last night? 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:12,613 - don't do it, evan. 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:14,115 - I'm gonna run For village council. 7 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,549 - we want to buy hankmed. 8 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,818 - I know you're talking To dr. Van dyke. 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,188 But does that mean you're done Talking to hankmed? 10 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,090 - well, it depends On what hankmed is saying. 11 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:25,126 - it's still a maybe, But an interested maybe. 12 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,095 - call me milos. - will do. 13 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:30,064 - he continues to push For access to shadow pond. 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,432 Whatever he wants Seems to be there. 15 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:35,769 - you've been spending A lot of time here, haven't you? 16 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,839 - dima! 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,774 - you still don't know What milos wants, right? 18 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,111 But maybe I can offer him Something he needs. 19 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:53,187 There may be a clinical trial Available for your condition. 20 00:00:53,187 --> 00:01:03,197 There may be a clinical trial Available for your condition. 21 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:33,627 - I thought you'd be taller. - so did I. 22 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:38,166 - tell me, the fda was amenable To our plan? 23 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,099 - sort of. 24 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,435 We'll be posted online As a clinical trial, 25 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:42,636 But only for two weeks 26 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,807 And visible only to computers With hungarian I.P. Addresses. 27 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,877 - so we can go fishing, Just in a very small pond. 28 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,912 - well, it's more Than I expected. 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,481 For a guy who's supposed To be dead, 30 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,848 You still wield An impressive amount 31 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,417 Of government influence. 32 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,520 - well, we're fortunate That my wife is both an expert 33 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,322 On my family disease 34 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,856 And a cooperative Cuban dissident. 35 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,426 - [chuckles] Marisa's been great. 36 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,828 Once we finalize the protocols, This will walk, talk, 37 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:10,464 And smell like A real clinical trial. 38 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,300 - good. 39 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,602 So the trap is nearly set. 40 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,937 The sealed indictment Is in place, 41 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:21,409 And in a matter of weeks, Milos will get off a plane... 42 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,943 And be arrested. 43 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,513 - boris, this is good news. 44 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,416 - but incomplete, hank. 45 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,684 I want to know what it is He had dmitry 46 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,785 Trying to find At shadow pond. 47 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:36,890 And I want to know what it is Worth killing dima for. 48 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,827 Once he's arrested, Milos may... 49 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,795 Not be so willing To reveal that. 50 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,931 - the world thinks You're dead, boris. 51 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,335 If the price of being able To put milos behind bars 52 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,703 And properly bury your brother Is living a little longer 53 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:52,240 With that mystery, Isn't it worth it... 54 00:02:52,273 --> 00:03:02,316 To actually be living again? 55 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:07,821 To actually be living again? 56 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:08,989 - good morning, divya. 57 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,592 - hey, sandra. Hi, max. 58 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,994 Oh, another nosebleed? 59 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,663 - just like rudolph! 60 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,399 - oh, his is red On the outside, honey. 61 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:20,501 - did it start spontaneously, Like before? 62 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,236 - along with some picking Probably, 63 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,904 Or maybe it's related To his allergies. 64 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,839 - or the wind's affecting His asthma. 65 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,908 I can give him A quick checkup if you'd like. 66 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,911 - max is one of those kids Who just catches everything. 67 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,846 Plus, he's late for camp. I'm late for work. 68 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,982 I don't even have time To do my makeup. 69 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,619 Ah, the glamorous life Of a single mother. 70 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,821 - how about this? 71 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,424 I'll put max in the car, Check up on his nosebleed 72 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,558 While you do your makeup? 73 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,860 - that's a deal. Thanks. 74 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,462 Come on. 75 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,897 - okay, max, here we go. 76 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,434 So tell me, To stop a nosebleed, 77 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,836 Do you tilt your head Forward or back? 78 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:58,539 - forward. - gold star! 79 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,509 [chuckles] 80 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:09,650 Okay, let's have A look inside. 81 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:10,918 A little inflammation, 82 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,486 But otherwise Nothing unusual. 83 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,355 Let me know if he develops Any other symptoms 84 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,490 Or if you'd like me To give him a closer look. 85 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,392 - of course. Thanks for your help. 86 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,060 Max, say thank you To divya. 87 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,396 - thank you to divya. [women laugh] 88 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,466 - you are welcome. - [sneezes] 89 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:35,809 - oh! Bless you. 90 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,445 [exhales deeply] 91 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:39,813 - it was nice to meet you, And you as well. 92 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,781 And you, sir. 93 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,417 Your eyes are striking. May I just say that? 94 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,919 Um, you know what? Uh, nice to meet you. 95 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,355 I want to thank all of you For coming. 96 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,922 Sir, thank you so much For coming. 97 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,459 Thank you so much For coming, sir, really. 98 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,893 Um, look at this hair, huh? 99 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:53,827 It's like a bird's gonna Fly out of there. 100 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,930 Okay, can I have a picture With your baby? 101 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,866 Do you mind? You guys want to get in too? 102 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:01,735 Okay, paige. Say cheese. 103 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,904 - dr. Sacani's been with hankmed For almost a year, 104 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,406 But recently spent the winter In greenland? 105 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,774 - iceland. - oh, that's right. 106 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,576 The icy one's green, And the green one's icy, 107 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,678 And no one can tell you why. [laughter] 108 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,380 - iceland Is a semantic translation 109 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,814 Of their words For "Is" and "Land." 110 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,783 Greenland was named By erik the red 111 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,017 To attract settlers. 112 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,519 - oh, well, look at that. 113 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:21,422 Now tell us what "Ikea" means. - [laughing] 114 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,990 - hello, shelby. - oh. 115 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,091 - hello. 116 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,959 Jeremiah, do you mind seeing If hank is here for me? 117 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,361 - not at all. 118 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,929 - divya katdare Is the other member of hankmed 119 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:29,997 Who toured savannah. 120 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:30,998 - oh, you're also With symphony. 121 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:33,133 - yes, and I understand We might soon be saying 122 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,402 The same for you. 123 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,003 Eugene sims. - nice to meet you. 124 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,538 - I'd love to stay and chat, 125 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,840 But I've got to jump On this call with dr. Van dyke. 126 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:43,010 Pleasure meeting you, Ms. Katdare. Shelby. 127 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,845 - [sighs] 128 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,847 Dr. Sims is the big boss. 129 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,116 - hmm, checking up on you. - no, checking up on you. 130 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,552 He's pushing me for a decision On who's gonna run 131 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,020 The concierge program By monday. 132 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,389 He's a big dr. Van dyke fan. 133 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,825 - then he and dr. Van dyke Have that in common. 134 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,127 Paul's a good doctor. - okay. 135 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,497 But would he have diagnosed My m.S. Off of a broken finger? 136 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,799 I came here for hankmed, So help me out. 137 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,001 What's hank's achilles' heel? 138 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,937 What floats his boat? Where's his "Yes" button? 139 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,872 - I'm sorry, but you're gonna Have to ask hank. 140 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,408 - [sighs] - excuse me. 141 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:17,878 Excuse me, may I have Your attention? 142 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,681 Ladies and gentlemen, It is my pleasure 143 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,417 To introduce to you My husband 144 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,519 And your next Village councilman, 145 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,955 Evan r. Lawson. 146 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,890 [applause] 147 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:33,627 - thank you very much. Thank you, paige. 148 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,897 So let me just start By saying 149 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,066 I am so pleased To be here today. 150 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:43,571 - to trample the habitat Of the piping plover? 151 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,172 - not sure what that means, 152 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,575 But, uh, sir, sorry, Would you mind-- 153 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,076 - unrestricted development Is destroying 154 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,878 The biodiversity Of long island. 155 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,013 If people like you Are elected, 156 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,081 Our children could grow up Never seeing 157 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,884 An eastern tiger salamander Or a banded sunfish 158 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,051 Or a swamp darter. 159 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,955 So, yes, yes, I would mind. - I see it's going well. 160 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,891 - so maybe--we can talk about This afterwards if you'd like. 161 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,925 - let me ask you something. 162 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,960 Have you ever held An eastern tiger salamander? 163 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,929 Because I suggest that you do 164 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,832 And that you look it In its tiny, little eyes, 165 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:15,168 And you tell it face-to-face, Man-to-salamander, 166 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,838 How it can kiss Its breeding ponds good-bye 167 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,673 'cause you need Your double venti 168 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,942 Corporation-blend coffee drink. - stop! 169 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,844 - and how the best place... - watch--wa--sir, wa-- 170 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,879 - for your new parking lot... - look at--wait, wait--look out. 171 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,516 - where you want to stick Your big, fat suv 172 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,983 Right on top of-- - everybody look out! 173 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,019 [crowd gasps] - [screaming in pain] 174 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,688 - everybody stay calm. Oh, my god. 175 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,691 [the blue van's independence] 176 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,727 * 177 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,897 - oh, my god! Aah. Help! Somebody help! 178 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,533 - I'm sorry. Are you okay? - get it out of me! 179 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,501 - you want me to-- - get it out of me now! 180 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,937 - oh, my god, I'm sorry! - oh! Oh! 181 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,506 - no, never do that! - oh! 182 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,941 - I didn't do it! It was the wind! 183 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,543 - don't take the object out. 184 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:57,545 Depending on what it's hit, You could do more damage. 185 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,580 - oh, god. - you're trying to kill me! 186 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,949 - no, I'm not. You were Screaming, "Get it out." 187 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,884 - sir, I'm a doctor. Hank lawson. 188 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,786 What's your name? - pat. 189 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,955 Wait, lawson? Are you related to him? 190 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,523 - yes. We're brothers. 191 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,825 - oh, god, I'm gonna die! - what do you need? 192 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,894 - betadine, clinda solution, Lidocaine, 193 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,996 A suture set, And an irrigation tray, 194 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,998 Maybe a rubber glove. 195 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,733 Pat, I need to probe The wound, okay? 196 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:20,768 This is gonna be A little uncomfortable. 197 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,936 - whoa, more uncomfortable Than getting stabbed 198 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,138 By a flying umbrel-- Oh, god! 199 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,139 - sorry. Sorry. - stop! 200 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,542 - but I need to be sure No organs were damaged. 201 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:29,943 - no, stop it! - okay. 202 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,879 - ugh! Aah! - okay. 203 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,681 Yeah. And it looks like nothing Went past the fascia, 204 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,882 So you're lucky. 205 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,551 - oh, super lucky, That's me. 206 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:38,886 - jeremiah, would you Anesthetize and irrigate? 207 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,788 - can you stitch it up here? - yeah, definitely. 208 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,756 But to help with any Lymphatic fluid buildup, 209 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,692 I want to make a penrose drain Out of a rubber glove. 210 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:48,195 - of course you do. - grab me a glove. 211 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,297 - thank you. Good. 212 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,933 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 213 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,936 - okay. Good. 214 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,871 All right. 215 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:00,240 - what are you doing? - I'm inserting the drain. 216 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,842 - oh! 217 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,876 - all right, you're gonna feel Some pinching. 218 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,011 - oh, yep! Pinching! 219 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,679 - okay. - oh, god. 220 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,015 - it's going through. - it's going through? 221 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,017 - yes, it's going through. - [groans] 222 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,986 - okay. 223 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,623 And... 224 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,724 There we go. 225 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,158 And... 226 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,793 There. 227 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,930 - why would you even bring That homicidal umbrella 228 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:23,831 On a day like this? 229 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,365 - the weatherman said It would be hot. 230 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,868 - he doesn't control The weather! 231 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,103 Think for yourself, Puppet man. 232 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,039 - oh, man. 233 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,708 - look, evan, He's gonna be okay. 234 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,043 - yeah, I'm not. 235 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,911 This is a full-blown P.R. Crisis now, paige. 236 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,047 How am I supposed to recover From this? I can't. 237 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,349 Wait a second. Maybe your dad can help. 238 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:44,284 Would he talk to me? - yeah, I'm sure he would. 239 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,886 But maybe You don't need that. 240 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,755 Maybe this whole thing Will just-- 241 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,322 - blow over? Really? 242 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,625 - okay, I'll ask. 243 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,893 - thank you. 244 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,663 - would you describe your pain As dull or sharp? 245 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,131 - sharp. It comes and goes. 246 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:01,669 - okay, so abdominal pain, Gastrointestinal distress. 247 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,403 - could it be Montezuma's revenge's revenge? 248 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,239 - uh... - I was in mexico last week, 249 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,341 And I used the tap water To brush my teeth, 250 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,343 And I threw up all night. 251 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:13,914 Now I don't feel well, So revenge's revenge. 252 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,817 - ah. Well, barring any symptoms Between then and now, 253 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,985 It's unlikely to be related. 254 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,386 - well, I guess not, then. 255 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,921 - were you there On vacation? 256 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,322 - no. Business. 257 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:26,026 Have you ever heard Of skinnieminnie cocktails? 258 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,096 Low-cal mojitos, Margaritas. 259 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,931 You know. - you're the "Minnie." 260 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,033 - and that's the skinny. [all chuckle] 261 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,368 So what do I need-- Antibiotics? 262 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,337 - no, I think what you have Is probably just a stomach bug 263 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,172 That's been going around or Maybe a touch of food poisoning, 264 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,041 For which you can blame The hamptons, 265 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,710 Not the habañeros. 266 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,944 - can you tell us About your diet? 267 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,047 - it's not a diet. It's a lifestyle. 268 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,949 - your trainer? - slash-nutritionist, 269 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,884 Slash-life coach, Slash-boyfriend. 270 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,352 - his name's todd. - my name's todd. 271 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,987 - hi, todd. I'm dr. Hank lawson, 272 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,956 And this is divya katdare, My physician assistant. 273 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,725 - hello. - seriously? 274 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,392 Why would you call a doctor When you have me? 275 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,061 - because you're not A doctor. 276 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,930 - uh, listen, todd-- - no, you listen. 277 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,732 Just because you went To medical school 278 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,099 Doesn't mean you know All about the human body. 279 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,935 - it means I know something About it. 280 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,903 - everything we consume Is medicine. 281 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,873 Food is medicine. Vitamins are medicine. 282 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,008 Medicine is medicine. 283 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,077 - yeah, I get where You're coming from, I think, 284 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,780 But of those three things, One requires a prescription, 285 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:20,914 Which requires a doctor. 286 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,350 - all we require Is unprocessed foods 287 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,985 And functional training. 288 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,086 - and supplements. 289 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,788 - supplements? 290 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,157 - vitamin "D," vitamin "E," L-theanine, magnesium, 291 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,093 Glucosamine, creatine, a daily Super green, and a probiotic. 292 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,029 - have you added any Or changed quantities recently? 293 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,065 - no. 294 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,801 - okay, well, until Your stomach settles down, 295 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,903 My advice is To lay off the supplements, 296 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,238 Get plenty of fluids, and I'll Prescribe you some loperamide 297 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,306 For the g.I. Issues. 298 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,474 - you don't need that. 299 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,076 What you need is more Intestinal flora. 300 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,878 - todd... - I know what I'm doing, minnie. 301 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,946 Seriously, I got this. 302 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,048 - uh, personally, I love intestinal flora, 303 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,051 Especially this time of year, But just in case. 304 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,354 - thank you. 305 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,056 - okay. 306 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,058 - get it out! Get it out of me! 307 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,194 - you want me to pull it out? - get it out now! 308 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,330 [pat screaming] 309 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,166 - no, evan, Never do that! 310 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,869 - at least he got it out. [laughs] 311 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,104 - daddy. 312 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,506 - well, he's not exactly Mr. Universe. 313 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,041 - evan's in a panic Over this. 314 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,409 He thinks his campaign Is over. 315 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,113 - nothing's over Till the last ballot is counted. 316 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,915 Isn't that what You used to say to me? 317 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,450 - yes. But if you said it to him, 318 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,485 I think it would mean A lot more. 319 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,254 You know How he respects you. 320 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,488 - I thought He was afraid of me. 321 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:39,092 - terrified... But in a respectful way. 322 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,560 - I don't know, honey. Maybe the best thing is just 323 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,430 To wait five minutes Till the next knucklehead 324 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,566 Shows up on the internet. 325 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,801 I don't mean To be critical. 326 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:52,139 It's just, I've never found him To be the most serious person. 327 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:56,043 - okay, but evan has no idea How brutal it can be. 328 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,079 You do. So can you just Set him straight? 329 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,349 - sweetie, I'm a four-star general 330 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,551 And a united states senator. 331 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,320 A personal pep rally For a local council candidate 332 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:11,324 Is sort of below My pay grade. 333 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,328 But I'm also your father, so... 334 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,165 Just don't tell anyone. 335 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,100 [both chuckle] 336 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:20,901 - thank you. 337 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:29,176 [max coughing In adjacent apartment] 338 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,311 - max, you okay, honey? 339 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,880 [coughing continues] 340 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,114 Let me get you Some water, max. 341 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:45,192 [coughing continues] 342 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,861 - [chuckles] No, you've done an amazing job. 343 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,963 I mean, the methodology, The research, 344 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,598 The physician bios-- 345 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,966 It definitely looks And feels like 346 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,601 A real clinical trial, 347 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,937 Which is, obviously, The whole... 348 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,271 Idea. 349 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,307 I need to call you back. 350 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,075 - who was that? 351 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,576 - that was no one. 352 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,645 Why are you stealing My milk again? 353 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,147 - forget the milk. Why are you setting up 354 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,648 A fake clinical trial? 355 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,283 - you're supposed to be Up in the big house, right? 356 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,452 Not eavesdropping On my conversations. 357 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,054 - oh, that's funny, 'cause my eavesdropping 358 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,488 Just told me that You might be headed 359 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,924 To the actual big house. 360 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,359 So what's going on? 361 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,628 - I can't tell you, okay? 362 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:25,365 But I swear it will all Make sense eventually. 363 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,634 - okay, I don't care About eventually. 364 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,669 I care about right now, Because right now 365 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,905 The only explanation I can even come up with 366 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,540 Is that you're involved In some kind of insurance fraud 367 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,608 Or something. - well, I'm not, okay? 368 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,045 Trust me. - just trust you? No! 369 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,113 Henry, that's not How this works. 370 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,049 We are brothers, And we're partners. 371 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,017 And what I just heard in there Isn't only about you. 372 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,219 It's about us, our lives, Our business, 373 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,520 All of it. 374 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:56,196 So, for a change, How about you trust me? 375 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,673 - so dmitry is dead... 376 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,242 And boris is alive? 377 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,610 - mm-hmm. 378 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,512 - [sighs] 379 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,948 And you've known this since? - budapest. 380 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,416 - oh. 381 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,185 - I didn't tell you Because boris wants to keep 382 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,953 The number of people who know To a minimum, 383 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,355 Particularly given What milos is capable of. 384 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,525 - okay. Why can't he just Be arrested over there? 385 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,127 - he could, With enough evidence, 386 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,596 But all the attempts On boris' life were made here. 387 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,530 - oh, that's interesting. 388 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,699 Are paige and I safe In the castle or...? 389 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,567 - that's the first thing I asked. 390 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,704 Milos will never get Within 50 miles of this place, 391 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,572 As long as we stick To the plan. 392 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,707 - what about the thing? 393 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,109 The thing he was having dmitry Look for-- 394 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,410 Do you know what that could be? - don't know. 395 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,978 But whatever it is, We have to let go of it 396 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,579 And focus on getting milos Behind bars, 397 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,081 For boris' sake. 398 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,550 - okay. All righty. 399 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,085 - okay. - I'm in. 400 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,353 - you're... 401 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,189 - tell me what I can do. - nothing. 402 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,590 You're not part Of the plan. 403 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,028 - but...I'm in. 404 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,729 - but... 405 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,731 You're not. - but-- 406 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,599 - evan, the plan is to let Milos think he's coming here 407 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,369 To be part of a clinical trial, Land at jfk, and get arrested. 408 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,038 That's it. 409 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,273 We deviate from that, We start taking risks. 410 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,008 But if you really want To do something... 411 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,776 - I do. - you can buy me more milk... 412 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,378 Two percent. 413 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,248 - that's really very funny. 414 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,782 [camera shutter clicks] 415 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,651 - I'm supposed to be At hotel hampton later today, 416 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,053 Schmoozing and boozing. 417 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,055 There are gonna be Photographers, hank-- 418 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,356 Professional photographers. 419 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,790 - okay, well, I'll prescribe you some benadryl 420 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,160 And a topical steroid, But that's treating symptoms, 421 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,561 And I want to treat The cause. 422 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,596 - with antibiotics? - with a diagnosis. 423 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,698 So did you stop taking The supplements? 424 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,533 - well, Much to todd's chagrin. 425 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,435 He means well, I swear. 426 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,105 If it wasn't for todd, I wouldn't be skinny minnie. 427 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,274 I'd be Minnie-minnie-double-chinny. 428 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,775 High-school nickname. 429 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,210 - uh, did you lose The weight recently? 430 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,112 - in college, Thanks to diet and exercise. 431 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,346 - good for you. - I'm kidding. 432 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,282 I totally had bulimia. - oh, okay. 433 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,450 But now, medically, you're... - all clear. 434 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,152 I have been for years. 435 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,488 But I was bad-- No willpower. 436 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:06,093 So he's like my savior. He is my willpower. 437 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,460 So what do you think I have? 438 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,162 - well, it could be An inflammatory bowel disease. 439 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,397 - ew. 440 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,065 - so I'd like to take some blood And schedule you 441 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,433 For a colonoscopy With a biopsy. 442 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,303 - yay! Colonoscopy! - it's very routine. 443 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,105 Now, if you do have An intestinal condition, 444 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,307 Some symptoms can be aggravated By certain foods. 445 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,409 - you know who else Is aggravated? 446 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,144 - does he do this a lot? 447 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,613 - me. I'm aggravated. 448 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,315 - hi, todd. - you cheated on me. 449 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,250 - wh--what? I would never-- 450 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,652 - but worse, You cheated on yourself. 451 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,655 Look what I found On facebook. 452 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,224 - okay, that is not What it looks like. 453 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,092 - it looks like you're drinking A ton of beer. 454 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,128 - then it is What it looks like. 455 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,762 - so, when you got sick In mexico, 456 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,731 It wasn't from the water. - dude, I got this. 457 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,199 So, when you got sick In mexico, 458 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,401 It wasn't from the water. - no, it wasn't. 459 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,702 - minnie, you should have Told me that. 460 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,870 - dude, I said I got this. 461 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,306 Minnie, you should have Told me that. 462 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,108 - well, you went for a run, 463 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,277 And I went and did A little market research. 464 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,479 - you don't make beer. How's that market research? 465 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,116 - the bar was attached To a market? 466 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,151 You're angry. 467 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:18,565 - I'm disappointed. 468 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:28,641 [objects clattering] 469 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:40,487 [objects clattering] 470 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,224 - there you are. [objects clattering] 471 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,892 - hello, sir. 472 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,195 Um... 473 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,231 Are you looking for paige? - no. For you. 474 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,801 She told me about the incident At your, uh, campaign event, 475 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,304 Thought you might like A little crash course 476 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,272 In crisis management. 477 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,575 - right. Um, great. 478 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:05,712 Have a seat, please. 479 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,814 - [clears throat] 480 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,583 - you know, I've-- I've really just been trying 481 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,919 To keep the whole thing In perspective. 482 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,787 - you know, I was gonna Suggest that. 483 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,590 In a 24-hour news cycle, You can't get hung up 484 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,758 On the little things. 485 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,560 - I completely agree. 486 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,929 A stronger wind Or a sharper umbrella pole-- 487 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,831 Could've been a lot worse. 488 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,600 - son, you seem a whole lot Less flustered about this 489 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,801 Than I was led to believe. 490 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,239 - yeah, I guess just With some distance 491 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,475 And some larger concerns That have come to my attention, 492 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,910 I find it hard to worry About containing a viral video, 493 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,246 'cause you can't anyway, right? 494 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,380 All you can do is sit back 495 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,914 And wait for the next one To come along. 496 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,416 And the good news is, One always does. 497 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,452 - [laughs] That's for sure. 498 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,787 Hey, have you seen the one Where the kittens get stuck 499 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,490 In a paper towel doodad? 500 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,892 - I've been pretty busy, sir. 501 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,795 - of course. Larger concerns. 502 00:19:55,828 --> 00:20:00,233 Anything you want To talk about there? 503 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,836 - I'm not really at liberty To discuss it. 504 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,739 I hope you understand. - oh, please. 505 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,942 Some things You take to your grave. 506 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:14,314 Well, I'd say this was A wasted visit for you, 507 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,883 But maybe it wasn't For me. 508 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:21,421 I'm glad to see this new, More serious side of you, son. 509 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:31,498 Very pleased. - thank you, sir. 510 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:41,508 Very pleased. - thank you, sir. 511 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,656 - did you buy That bumper sticker? 512 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,957 - what are you doing here? 513 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,359 - following up. I'm a doctor. 514 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,595 It's what I do. So did you buy it? 515 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,364 - uh, no, I made it. 516 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,633 But that's a great idea. I should sell them. 517 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,401 - for the record, that's not What I was getting at. 518 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,802 - you're right, They should be free. 519 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,338 That's even better. 520 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,605 - oh, boy. 521 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,307 Would you mind lying down On that chaise lounge 522 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,942 So I can get a look At your stitches? 523 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:21,448 - uh, yeah. Fine. 524 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:31,358 [grunts] 525 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,561 - uh, good. Good. No signs of infection. 526 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,762 Any discomfort? 527 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,864 - just the usual achiness. 528 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,931 - what do you mean "Usual"? 529 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,500 - my back has been acting up 530 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,834 For the past couple weeks, 531 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,603 So as much as I'd like to, 532 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,705 I can't blame your corporate Shill of a brother for that. 533 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,674 - uh, okay. But let's make sure 534 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,410 There's no internal involvement From your injury, okay? 535 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,711 - okay, just make it Quick, okay? 536 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:57,817 I need to start printing Those stickers. 537 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,387 - no, you need to go To a hospital. 538 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,655 I think your back pain Is the result 539 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,790 Of an aortic dissection. 540 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,426 - because of the umbrella? - no, this is unrelated. 541 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,895 But I feel a pulsatile Abdominal mass, 542 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,431 And that could mean a tear In the inner wall of your aorta. 543 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,966 - come on, you're just trying To protect your brother. This-- 544 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,635 - no, pat, This isn't a campaign issue. 545 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,036 It's your life. 546 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,006 - all right. 547 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:20,940 Ah, easy. 548 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,643 But why would my back hurt 549 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,111 Because of a problem With my heart? 550 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,979 - because your aorta is Putting pressure on the nerves 551 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,047 Running through your back. 552 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,616 Look, I know it's strange, 553 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,651 But that's what makes these So hard to diagnose. 554 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,852 - so how do they usually Find them? 555 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:36,155 - during the autopsy. 556 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,025 - this has been A lousy couple days. 557 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,126 [sighs] 558 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,094 - bring your head down A little bit 559 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,096 And look towards me A little more. 560 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,499 - this is so nice of you. Thank you. 561 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,502 - I thought between the cough And the nosebleeds, 562 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,903 Could use A second opinion. 563 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:54,441 - have you had Any recent fatigue? 564 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,075 Uh, uh, weariness. 565 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,411 Lethargy. 566 00:22:58,445 --> 00:22:59,746 - have you been feeling tired? 567 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:00,813 - uh-uh. 568 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,916 - he never gets tired. I wish I could say the same. 569 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,986 - deep breath. - [breathes in, coughs] 570 00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:08,488 - good. Again. 571 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:15,862 - [coughs] 572 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,129 - he has blood In his sputum. 573 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,831 - blood? Oh, my god. 574 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,733 Why would that be there? 575 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,935 - can I play now? - uh, not just yet. 576 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:28,841 Hold still, please. 577 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,144 Okay. 578 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:34,947 - don't worry. We'll schedule Some tests and figure it out. 579 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,517 - well, what kinds of tests? 580 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,686 - pulmonary function, T.B., chest x-ray. 581 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,622 - did you build this? - uh-huh. 582 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,223 - is it your own design? - no. 583 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,892 It's on the box. 584 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,694 - oh. 585 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:55,535 It's still nice. 586 00:23:55,568 --> 00:24:09,048 [sniffing] 587 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:13,786 Um, excuse me. 588 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,555 Uh, may I look under This carpet? 589 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:16,923 - sure. 590 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,659 [carpet ripping] Wait a minute. 591 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,961 What are you doing? 592 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,196 And what is that? 593 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,498 - black mold. 594 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,800 When I got down On the carpet by max, 595 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:28,868 It smelled musty. 596 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,970 - is that What's making him sick? 597 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,038 - almost certainly. 598 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,973 Children are especially Sensitive to its effects. 599 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:34,941 Uh, until It can be dealt with, 600 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,643 You'll have to find Someplace else to stay. 601 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,945 And we should alert The neighbor. 602 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,914 - I'm the neighbor. 603 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:47,554 - then it's not safe For you here either. 604 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,527 - okay, I think I might have found it. 605 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,229 - found what? - what milos is after. 606 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,098 Henry, look... 607 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:00,232 At this. - aah! 608 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,868 Hey, what are you doing? 609 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,303 [bird singing] 610 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,873 - singing-bird pistols... 611 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,975 Built in geneva By the three rochat brothers. 612 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,543 Three brothers, hank-- 613 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,745 Symbolizing the triumvirate Milos longed for 614 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:15,715 With boris and dmitry... But was denied. 615 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:16,983 - triumvirate? 616 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,284 What are you-- Ev, I told you not-- 617 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:19,886 - and the song The bird sings 618 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,153 Is from a melody By bela bartok, 619 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,922 Who is from? - north dakota. 620 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,891 - hungary, Just like milos. 621 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,026 - ev, what did I say About deviating from the plan? 622 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:30,830 - not to do it! - not to do it! Exactly. 623 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,299 Now, go put your little Singing-bird pistols back. 624 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:37,637 - [sighs] All right. 625 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,607 Don't you think boris deserves To know the truth, though? 626 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,074 The guy's brother died For it. 627 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,911 - I think straying from the path Is asking for trouble. 628 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:55,221 Boris already lost his brother. I don't want to lose mine. 629 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,789 - the way you described him, 630 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,058 I expected He'd be like chicken little. 631 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:02,228 - you think that about anyone Who hasn't taken live fire. 632 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,864 - true, but you'll be glad To know 633 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,233 He was calm and rational About the whole thing. 634 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,368 - yeah. 635 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,871 Okay, well, Thanks anyway. 636 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,841 - what's wrong? You said to set him straight. 637 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,275 Turns out he already is. 638 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:19,211 - I know. I just thought It'd go differently. 639 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,681 - [chuckles] So did I. 640 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:24,784 I even think that boy Might have a future in politics. 641 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,920 - great. Maybe you can be His campaign wife. 642 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:30,222 - what? Now, hang on. 643 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,991 Did you want me To set him straight 644 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,894 Or scare him straight So he'd quit? 645 00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,629 - the second one. 646 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:39,832 And in my defense, I feel terrible about it. 647 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,769 It's just, Having stepped in for mom 648 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:45,071 Over and over again During your career 649 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,206 And then your campaign, I just-- 650 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,875 I know it's selfish. 651 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,409 I just don't want To do it again. 652 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,045 - say no more. 653 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,815 You want me to scare him Out of politics? 654 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,284 Hell, I'll tell him stories 655 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,653 That'll make him afraid To vote again! 656 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,822 - [chuckles] 657 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,824 You're sweet, daddy, 658 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:07,026 But this isn't your job, 659 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:13,299 It's mine. 660 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,735 - thank you, doctor. I'll let him know. 661 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,937 So, ev, good news About the guy who hates you. 662 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,039 Pat the protester Is gonna live. 663 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,941 - a lot of mixed feelings About that. 664 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,910 - mm. - great. 665 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:27,079 My landlord can't say When the mold will be gone. 666 00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,848 I am officially homeless. 667 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,383 - so stay here. Evan's room is empty. 668 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,285 - yeah, evan's room is empty Because he lives in a castle 669 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,821 With 16 bathrooms, 670 00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:35,922 3 of which could be yours If you want. 671 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,990 - couldn't you move back in To your parents' house? 672 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,458 - uh, it's rented For the summer, 673 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,361 Though even if it weren't, I can't see that going too well. 674 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,230 Thank you For the offers, though. 675 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:47,399 - I didn't offer. - I meant hank and evan. 676 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:51,170 - oh. But you could stay At my house. 677 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:54,707 - jeremiah, you're not obligated To offer just because they did. 678 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,909 And in the meantime, I'm at the hampt-inn 679 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,477 - oh, my god, The hampt-inn. 680 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,813 I think that place Invented mold. 681 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:01,814 - can we please Just get back to work? 682 00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:04,416 - yeah, okay, so crohn's Usually presents 683 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,952 With erythema nodosum. 684 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:08,354 - but minnie's reaction Looks like urticaria. 685 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,489 - the early inflammatory stages Of erythema nodosum 686 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,024 Often resemble urticaria. 687 00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,192 - I think you're overlooking The carpe diem, 688 00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,260 E pluribus unum Ad nauseum. 689 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,227 - not helping. 690 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,363 Besides, you know urticaria. It means hives. 691 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,798 - oh, yeah, like I get When I'm stressed. 692 00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,499 - could this be A stress reaction? 693 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,301 - well, she's definitely been Under a lot of pressure. 694 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,970 - well, that's what happens When you call your drink 695 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,037 "Skinnieminnie" And put your silhouette 696 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,238 On every single bottle. 697 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,907 - god, you should have seen Todd's face 698 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,408 When he found out She drank beer in mexico. 699 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:33,980 - maybe she's on the mexican Tapeworm diet. 700 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:36,448 - the what? - the mexican tapeworm diet. 701 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,950 Never heard of this? 702 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:39,952 You swallow a pill With a baby tapeworm in it. 703 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:40,920 It eats whatever you eat, 704 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,388 And then once you reach Your target weight, 705 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,056 You take antibiotics And it dies. 706 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,958 - well, that's awful. 707 00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,928 You could do irreparable damage To your digestive system. 708 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:50,863 - yeah, also, you could die. 709 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,064 - and the antibiotics Wouldn't kill the tapeworm. 710 00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:53,232 You'd need anthelmintics. 711 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,067 - hey, all I know is A guy in college said 712 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,803 His sister went down To mazatlan for spring break, 713 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,905 And that's how she lost The freshman 15. 714 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:00,439 - okay, that has got to be An urban legend. 715 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,009 - minnie's symptoms Are consistent with a tapeworm. 716 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,145 - and it's an actual thing. 717 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:08,114 Look. 718 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,449 - yep. Told you. - oh, my god. 719 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,318 - minnie's asked For antibiotics twice. 720 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:14,987 - wait. So I made the diagnosis? 721 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,288 - could someone really be That desperate 722 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:17,857 That they would infect Themselves? 723 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,092 - maybe. Or maybe someone she trusts 724 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:22,094 Is so desperate That he'd do it to her. 725 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,329 - todd. 726 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,064 - she has no idea What's in any 727 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:39,912 Of those supplements He gives her. 728 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,013 - hey! 729 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,349 - hey, shelby. - minnie! 730 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,051 - oh, excuse me. I'll be right back. 731 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:48,120 - dr. Sacani, What a happy accident 732 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,022 Finding you in my hotel. - skinnie tangerita? 733 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:53,025 - thank you. 734 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,460 To greenland. - iceland. 735 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,395 - that was a joke. 736 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,397 - this tastes like tang. 737 00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,066 - yeah, let's get Something else. 738 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,301 - I love tang. 739 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,970 - two more. 740 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,072 - so we say, "Pack your knives and go," 741 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,507 And she goes, But she forgets her knives. 742 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,076 - no! - yes. 743 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,544 - and then? - we mailed them to her. 744 00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,246 - wow. 745 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,514 - uh, minnie... - hey. 746 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,984 - this is gail simmons From top chef masters. 747 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:19,285 - hi. - hi. 748 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,053 Nice to meet you. - nice to meet you. 749 00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,922 The drinks are free, right? - uh-huh. 750 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,057 - perfect. 751 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:27,126 - okay, uh, minnie, I need to ask you something, 752 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,061 And it's gonna sound A little strange. 753 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,097 - okay. - when you were in mexico, 754 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,631 Did you deliberately Infect yourself with a tapeworm 755 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,000 In order to lose weight? 756 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,035 - oh, my god, no. 757 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:38,070 That's disgusting. 758 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,972 The only worm I ever swallowed Was in a bottle of mescal 759 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,373 When I was 20. 760 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:43,175 Wait. That wasn't A tapeworm, was it? 761 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:47,413 - no, not a tapeworm. - okay, good. 762 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:50,016 - so the rich old man died, 763 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,985 And the administrator Threw hank under the bus 764 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:55,021 Because it turned out He was an ad-- 765 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,956 'cause it turned out He was a trustee. 766 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,458 - well, no wonder hank's So skittish about hospitals. 767 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:04,130 But medically, he was right To take care of the boy. 768 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:06,532 - I know that. You know that. 769 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:10,002 Apparently, even the hospital Board in brooklyn knew that, 770 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:13,205 But somebody had to take The fall, and you know who. 771 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,042 - hank. - hank. 772 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:19,045 - is that what brought him To the hamptons? 773 00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:21,513 - that and his brother, evan. 774 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,415 Have you met evan? - I have. 775 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,151 - right. Curly hair. 776 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,286 - mm-hmm. - where was I? 777 00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,055 Oh, right, dead trustee. 778 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:32,658 So hank gets fired... 779 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,526 No job, no hope. 780 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,195 Guess what happened next. - I don't know. 781 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,330 - his fiancee dumped him. - what? 782 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,199 - did I mention he had A fiancee? 783 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:43,069 - you did not. - he had a fiancee... 784 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:44,703 To be married...To. 785 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,973 - right. - right. So... 786 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,941 Hank got fired... No job, no hope. 787 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:50,376 Guess what happened next. 788 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:54,613 - his fiancee dumped him. - his fiancee dumped him. 789 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,082 - minnie, over here. - over here, minnie. 790 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,216 - have you ever heard Of something called 791 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,584 "The mexican tapeworm diet"? 792 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,120 - sure. Dumb chicks on spring break 793 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:02,989 Go down to mazatlan-- 794 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,190 Hold up. You think I did that to minnie? 795 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,359 - did you? - okay, couple of things-- 796 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:08,594 First, if there weren't People here, 797 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,029 I'd be hitting you Right now. 798 00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,730 - oh, okay. - second... 799 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,732 I don't just care about minnie's Health because it's my job. 800 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,003 I care because I love her. She's strong. She's smart. 801 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,171 She's successful, And she trusts me. 802 00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:21,273 So there's no way She's got a tapeworm, dude, 803 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,474 Not on my watch. 804 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,110 - wait a second. 805 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,979 That night in mexico, She wasn't on your watch. 806 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:29,248 Can I see that picture of her At that bar again? 807 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:33,719 - yeah. 808 00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,688 You know, other than that night, She's been perfect. 809 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,091 She is perfect. 810 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,659 Look at her. 811 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:43,395 [crowd gasps] - minnie. 812 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,464 [people shouting] 813 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:53,339 - she's going Into anaphylactic shock. 814 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,308 - what do we do? - calm down, todd. I got this. 815 00:32:56,342 --> 00:33:00,279 - [strained breaths] 816 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:05,251 Ow! 817 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,386 [breathing easier] 818 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:11,190 Oh, my stomach hurts. [whimpers] 819 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:13,259 Why is this happening To me, hank? 820 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:22,134 - I think I know, but we need To get you an endoscopy. 821 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,336 Okay... 822 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:27,473 This is what's In your intestine. 823 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,141 Anisakis worms 824 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:30,576 From the shellfish You ate in mexico. 825 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:32,478 - calamari. - fried food is the devil. 826 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,346 - well, this wasn't Friend enough. 827 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,747 That night, you weren't sick From drinking. 828 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,049 You were sick because Your body was trying 829 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,417 To get rid of the parasites. 830 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,819 - only I wasn't that successful. - no. 831 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,554 And then they traveled To your intestine, 832 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,823 Hence the abdominal pain, The g.I. Symptoms, 833 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,758 And eventually, Your gastroallergic reaction 834 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,595 Of hives and anaphylaxis. - sick. 835 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:51,663 - yeah, and if you Let it go, dead. 836 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,299 But fortunately, We caught it early, 837 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:54,633 And a few more days Of albendazole 838 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,335 Should clear things up. - thank you. 839 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,171 - guess I need to keep A closer eye on you. 840 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:02,074 - actually, I think It's the opposite. 841 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,610 - what do you mean "Opposite"? 842 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:05,544 - you don't know What "Opposite" means? 843 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,113 - of course I know What it means, numbnut. 844 00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:08,414 I'm asking For the deeper implication. 845 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,848 - oh, right. Sorry. 846 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:13,752 - I mean, instead of you Being my willpower, 847 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:15,854 I should be My own willpower. 848 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,357 I don't need you to be My trainer, 849 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,460 Slash-nutritionist, Slash-life coach. 850 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,595 I just need you To be my boyfriend. 851 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:28,434 - I got this. 852 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:36,342 - I'm gonna leave-slash-go. 853 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:46,585 - [whispering] Is he sleeping? 854 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,421 - are those Sustainably farmed? 855 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,857 - uh... 856 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,126 Well, the grower said No ladybugs were harmed 857 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,827 When they were cut. 858 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,498 - your brother said That I was a walking time bomb. 859 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,201 If it weren't For your umbrella stabbing me, 860 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,204 He wouldn't have found My aortic dissection. 861 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,773 - so, in a way, I saved your life. 862 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:13,679 - no, you didn't do it. It was the wind. 863 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:17,183 But there's no wind now, so... 864 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,350 Give me your spiel. 865 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,586 - is this really the time For politics? 866 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,921 - yeah. It's always time. 867 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,324 Come on, What's your platform? 868 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,858 - I thought you knew My platform-- 869 00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:29,161 Unchecked growth And destroying the habitats 870 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,796 Of adorable woodland Creatures, right? 871 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,332 - no, I'm--I'm serious. 872 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:37,503 We may not agree, But the least I can do is to-- 873 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,938 To hear you out. 874 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,373 - [sighs] 875 00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:42,408 I'm running 876 00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,910 Against blythe ballard's Handpicked candidate 877 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:45,877 Because blythe has a monopoly 878 00:35:45,911 --> 00:35:48,380 On the power Of the hamptons village council. 879 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:50,849 And I'm a guy who thinks That when it comes to power, 880 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,951 There should be More than one voice. 881 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:57,589 - hmm. Maybe we're not So different. 882 00:35:57,623 --> 00:36:02,261 - can I get a picture with you For the campaign? 883 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,495 - [laughs] Sure. 884 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,464 - yes! Really? - [chuckles] 885 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:06,798 - awesome. Here. - hmm? 886 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,267 - here you go, paige. Do you mind? 887 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,635 - not at all. 888 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,870 - a very wise man once said That with great power 889 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,205 Comes great responsibility. 890 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,873 I love that quote. I live by it. 891 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:17,843 - yeah. Voltaire said that In 1832. 892 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,311 - that's a very good guess. 893 00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:22,848 No, it was actually uncle ben In spider-man. 894 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,883 - I was wrong. We are very different. 895 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,218 [camera shutter clicks] 896 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,854 - not bad. 897 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:31,423 It's a little backlit. - I can't do this anymore. 898 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,725 - don't beat yourself up. 899 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:34,793 You're not A professional photographer. 900 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,929 - no, I can't do the Political-wife thing anymore-- 901 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:40,632 Just stand there Smiling quietly 902 00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,834 At all the meet and greets And all the photo ops 903 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,736 And the platform speeches. 904 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,838 I-I did it for my dad His whole career, 905 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,707 And I am just not ready To do it again. 906 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:51,610 I have work, and I have school, And I have my internship. 907 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:54,012 And you--you are the one Who convinced me 908 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,247 To go for all of it. 909 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,915 - ow. 910 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,584 - sorry. 911 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,587 - paige, I'm sorry That you feel 912 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,355 You have to stand There quietly. 913 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:05,924 You don't. You can say Whatever's on your mind. 914 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,495 - okay, but that's usually, "Look at all these people. 915 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,563 How long till this is over?" 916 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:14,266 - oh. - mm. 917 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,634 - why didn't you Say something sooner? 918 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,969 - because I know how important This is to you. 919 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,739 - yeah, but it's not Life and death. 920 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,474 I know you're always There for me. 921 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,810 So, if you don't want To literally, 922 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:27,746 Physically be there All the time, it's fine. 923 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,848 - really? - yeah. 924 00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:33,051 - so, like, you don't Need me there this afternoon? 925 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,687 - need you? No. 926 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:38,790 Want you? 927 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:43,895 Always. 928 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,297 - hank. - hey. 929 00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,898 Uh, it's not monday Till tomorrow, right? 930 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,934 - I know. I'm not here To ask you for your answer, 931 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,636 Just to say I know What you're going through. 932 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,970 - uh, you're A concierge doctor 933 00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,305 Who's being courted By symphony too? 934 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:54,873 - no, but I am a patient. 935 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,643 And so I wouldn't associate With a company 936 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:58,844 That doesn't put Patients first. 937 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,546 - name one hospital That doesn't say 938 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,713 They put patients first. 939 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,915 - well, it's easy to say it. Symphony actually does it. 940 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:07,986 Look, during residency, I was at a big-name hospital 941 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:11,056 On an e.R. Rotation, And an aids patient came in-- 942 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:12,891 Homeless, uninsured. 943 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,927 And the administrator said She was low priority 944 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,563 Because she was dying. 945 00:38:17,596 --> 00:38:20,966 And I thought to myself, "When did the health care system 946 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:22,901 Become the health We-don't-care system?" 947 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:26,838 And I quit, and I got angry And cynical... 948 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:28,940 So cynical I went To business school. 949 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:33,645 When I was there, I met the founder of symphony, 950 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:35,981 Who said Three magic words to me-- 951 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:37,849 "Medicine before money." 952 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,886 And I trusted him, And I returned to medicine, 953 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,656 And I've never been happier. 954 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,859 - your story Is weirdly similar to mine. 955 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,861 - I don't think that's weird. 956 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,864 Okay... [sighs] 957 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:55,967 I'm gonna see you tomorrow. 958 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:59,037 - no. Wait. 959 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,972 Forget tomorrow. 960 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,709 I'll have my attorney Look over the contract tonight. 961 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:04,910 Why waste any more time? 962 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:07,913 - it's gonna be such a pleasure Doing business with you. 963 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:14,920 I can't wait. - me too. 964 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,595 - I'm just glad that you came, And thank you. 965 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,931 And nice to meet you as well, And you, sir. 966 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,666 That's the first thing I'm gonna change. 967 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,901 Oh, excuse me for one second. Hey! 968 00:39:29,935 --> 00:39:30,769 Both: hey! 969 00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,772 - oh, yes, "Hey." Yeah, very good. 970 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,073 I'm glad you guys Could make it. 971 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:36,508 - yeah, got to be supportive. 972 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,844 - and, given the last time, Prepared. 973 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,447 - ah, very funny, But unnecessary this time. 974 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,948 You can't get injured On a balloon. 975 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:43,915 - divya. 976 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,484 - sandra, hey. 977 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,953 Hank, evan, this is sandra, My next-door neighbor. 978 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:48,887 - hi. - hi. Nice to meet you. 979 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,456 - nice to meet you. - nice to meet you. 980 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,424 - and her son, max. - hey, what's up, max? 981 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,726 - hey, man. - can I have a balloon? 982 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,896 - oh... - that depends. Can you vote? 983 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:58,930 I'm just kidding. You know what, My little constituent? 984 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,866 You can have as many balloons As you would like. 985 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,067 They're right over there. Is that cool? 986 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,569 - go ahead, honey. I'm watching. 987 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,605 So I'm staying with my sister In mattituck. 988 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,173 How about you? - I'm at the hampt-inn. 989 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,609 But not for long. - thanks again for your help. 990 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:14,513 I much prefer a healthy kid Driving me crazy to a sick one. 991 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,682 - being a single parent Must be pretty hard. 992 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:18,850 - well, being any kind of parent Is hard, 993 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,986 But it completes you In a way that nothing else does. 994 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,053 It fills you with-- 995 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,922 Max, stop that! You'll choke! 996 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,557 I'm sorry. I got to go. Bye. 997 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,825 - yeah. No, it's a good thing You can't get injured 998 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,026 By a balloon. 999 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:30,061 - well, you're not supposed To eat them. 1000 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,565 - hey, jeremiah, no tie. - not so loud, please. 1001 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,233 - is someone hungover? 1002 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,503 - I prefer the term "Glutamine rebound." 1003 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,870 - wha-- 1004 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:44,142 - front door, back door, Deadbolt, garage. 1005 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:45,911 - w-wait. You're staying with jeremiah? 1006 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,480 - I intruded on the guesthouse Last summer. 1007 00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:50,248 I don't want to intrude On newlyweds this summer. 1008 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,518 And jeremiah Has so much room. 1009 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:55,854 - 15,214 square feet, Not including the garage. 1010 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,155 I'm gonna go back to sleep. 1011 00:40:57,188 --> 00:41:00,659 Just, uh, be quiet When you come in, please. 1012 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:04,996 [hank and evan chuckle] 1013 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:07,132 - wife! What are you doing here? 1014 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:10,168 - ah, I was at the printers Getting the mock-up 1015 00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,137 Of my auction catalog To take to russel's, 1016 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,872 And I just couldn't... - resist stopping by? 1017 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,974 - find any parking. - oh. 1018 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,108 - I'm over there. 1019 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,945 - well, cool. I'm still glad you came. 1020 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,748 - I'd love to see the catalog. - yeah. 1021 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,916 - paige, what do you mean "My auction catalog"? 1022 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,818 - well, technically It's russel's, 1023 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:27,986 But I'm the one Who did all the work. 1024 00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:32,223 - did all the work--you mean, Like, going room by room? 1025 00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:34,192 - mm-hmm. - and describing everything? 1026 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,628 - yeah. It's called "Detailing the provenance." 1027 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:41,166 You have to do it For every auction. 1028 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,301 - it's called "Detailing the provenance." 1029 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,004 They do it for every auction. - yeah, yeah, yeah. 1030 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,106 What assurance have we That dangling the contents 1031 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,841 Of shadow pond In front of milos 1032 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,277 Will cause him To show his hand? 1033 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,478 - none. 1034 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,882 But if it works, we get milos And whatever he's been after. 1035 00:41:56,915 --> 00:42:01,286 And if it doesn't, We still get milos. 1036 00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:05,957 So what do you think? 1037 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:08,193 I think... 1038 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:08,293 We change the plan. 76888

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