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- previously on Royal pains...

- guys, this Is my cousin owen.

- third cousin Twice removed.

Thanks for letting me Join your party.

I hope it's not because You feel guilty about, you know,

Losing all my money.

- oh, my god. I lost your money.

- oh, boy. - look, you need to relax.

- [coughing]

- the only thing That can exacerbate your--

- oh! Whoa! - I need a hand here, ev!

- smile! - oh. [giggles]

That was crazy. It was crazy!

- now do you believe I love you, senora correia?

- show me. I'm dying to see it.

It's lovely.

- this belonged to evan's Great-great-great grandfather,

Judah p. Roth.

- it's a nice Enough reproduction,

But this is no heirloom.

- it's snowing. - [giggles]

- we're gonna have A white wedding.

- where's boris? - we tried to get in the door--

- hank.

- yeah, I--uh, I just-- I can't see his epiglottis.

Can you give it a try?

- we both know That you need a head ct.

- it was clean After the explosion.

- uh, barbie, On a scale from one to ten,

How bad would you say You're feeling?

- a one. Definitely. - oh.

- barbie, that's good news.

- oh, a one's good. Then more like a six.

- hm. - or an 8 1/2.

- math isn't her forte.

- well, one of us Has to be the pretty face.

- have you been using The light therapy box?

- yeah, But it's not helping.

My muscles and joints hurt

And my hands Feel kind of tingly.

It's like I'm old. I don't like it.

- neither do I.

- these new symptoms Aren't consistent with

Seasonal affective disorder.

- no, and her reflexes Are sluggish.

[phone beeps] We'll have to take some blood

And look for other Possible diagnoses.

Can you give us a sec? - sure.

- uh, hank,

I just got The head ct results

From the radiologist About our...Other patient.

We should tell him That it's clean.

- oh, those results.

So it is just Post-concussive syndrome.

See? I told you not to worry. - yes.

So he has to give it some time. - he will.

And divya, he's fine.

- [sighs] Okay, everybody.

Bye. - we are going to miss you.

- I'll miss you too.

All right.

- jill, we really should go.

We've got, like, a three-hour Drive to the airport.

- all right, everyone. - have a good journey.

- thank you.

All right, you take care

And I'll see you soon, All right?

Let's go. - okay.

- [whistles] Jill! - wait, wait. Stop, stop.

What is it? What?

- jill, you can't leave. We need you.

There's been an accident.

We need your help To coordinate the rescue.

- okay. Okay.

- a family heirloom That is brand-new.

- do you think somebody Ripped off evan's grandpa ted?

Or maybe he thought about it And he just doesn't want

Evan to have The actual ring?

- well, it's a little odd. - I know.

And I can't ask evan,

Since it's a gift I'm giving him.

A gift that was supposed To have family significance.

I just don't know enough About this family to pursue it,

Or even how I'd pursue it.

- listen, You know the saying.

When you marry someone, you're Not marrying their family.

Actually, I think it is that You are marrying their family.

I am terribly sorry. - it's okay.

I know who evan is, And that's all that matters.

- you may be The first unflappable bride

In the history Of weddings.

- well, just wait.

When you get married, You'll see the wedding

Is all about The big picture.

[footsteps approaching]

- oh, I'm so excited To see it.

Probably not as much As you though.

Oh, wow.

That is so-- - not my dress.

- oh, thank god.

- oh. - oh, my.

I am so sorry, ms. Collins.

We'll be right back With your amsale.

- [awkward laugh]

- unh!

- what's up? You all right?

- yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a headache.

How are you feeling?

- pretty cold.

- no. I meant About getting married.

I never got that close. How does it feel?

- you know.

It's--it's great.

- I hope your "I do" Sounds more convincing.

- no. I mean, it is.

It's--I have a lot of wedding Stuff on my mind, you know?

- oh, yeah?

Anything you want To talk about?

- no, I'm--um...

Yes.

All right, so-- - hey, guys.

You need help?

- owen, when were You discharged?

- we were gonna pick you up From the hospital.

- yeah.

- oh, I didn't want To bother you guys.

You're so busy.

Besides, I'm feeling A lot better.

Just missed being here.

- all right. Come inside. It's cold out here.

- yeah. Thanks again For the clothes.

Would have looked funny coming Around in my hospital gown.

- owen, what's wrong With your leg?

- I don't know. It hurts a lot though.

- yeah? Since when?

- uh, maybe from walking In the snow?

- dude, you walked here?

- no. Well, yeah, From the bus stop.

[grunts]

- okay, owen, I want you to sit down

So I can take a look At your leg. Right now.

- [grunts] - oh, my god!

Owen!

- owen. - ow! Ow! My leg!

[grunts]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- wow.

- so this red area on your leg, You're having a reaction

To the blood thinner You were given.

- is my blood too thin? - actually the opposite.

It's a paradoxical clotting Reaction that can cause

Skin necrosis in a limb.

- that sounds grisly.

There's a comic book Character named--

Both: dr. Necrosis.

- wow. - [laughs]

But he kills people.

- yeah, by rotting Their flesh, actually.

- yes. - interesting.

Well, no one's flesh is rotting. - okay. That's good.

- it is dangerous, But this shot of vitamin k

Should reverse The progression.

- oh, it's just vitamin k. Just vitamins.

In a big needle.

- [grunts]

- and owen, you're gonna have To go back into the hospital--

And stay there this time-- For 24 hours

So they can switch Your medication.

Hopefully, you'll be out In time for the wedding.

- really? So it'll be okay?

- owen, you should be fine.

- better than Your christmas tree?

- much better than Our christmas tree.

- [laughs] - hopefully.

[holiday piano music]

*

- hey, pop. - hey, honey.

- um, how you doing For cash these days?

- why, you need some?

- no, I'm good. - hey.

How much?

- it would be a loan, if-- You know, I would pay you back.

- evan, I am completely Aware of how costly

A wedding can be.

Everyone's got A bill to be paid.

- you have no idea. - mm-hm.

Couple hundred?

A thousand?

Sure.

- well, let's talk about it. - okay.

- it's coming down With a vengeance.

Should we start to worry? - no. No. No.

You, miss, are gonna have

The most beautiful White wedding.

I guarantee it.

- all right.

Nap later, doctor.

I hurried back. It's almost time.

- yup. It's almost time. - time for what?

Aren't we moving to the inn To be with our

Incoming guests tonight?

- yes, but first...

- first...

- hello! Sundown? We do it by a window?

- is there a medical condition Known as mental frostbite?

- uh... - [sarcastic laugh]

Okay, stop messing With the shiksa.

I know you know it's The first night of hanukkah.

- oh! - tonight?

Oh, my god. - what--

You didn't know it was The first night of hanukkah?

- I had a feeling that This night was different

From all other nights.

- yeah. Hanukkah's Not like christmas.

It's hard to keep track of. It's eight nights. Gelt.

- how did you know It was the first night?

- because tradition Matters to me,

And I want to respect Your tradition

The way you respect mine.

So I've been studying up On judaism.

- aw.

- I was hoping to surprise you. - mission accomplished.

- I'm sorry. I completely forgot.

- it's okay. It's all right. Okay, where's your menorah?

- [under breath] Where is it?

- um... - hold on. I'm sorry.

You don't have a menorah?

- we moved a while ago,

And I don't think I brought--

- guys! This is a great holiday.

Your great holiday.

I mean, these things Are important.

They have meaning. They should matter.

[cell phone rings] - they do matter.

- oh, seriously, hank. On hanukkah?

- oh, I'm so sorry, Rabbi lawson.

This is hank.

Oh. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll be right there.

Sorry, guys, it's an emergency. Uh, happy hanukkah, paige.

- happy hanukkah. - you know what we could do?

We can make a menorah.

All we need is an egg carton And some tin foil.

- no, no, no, that's-- Let's just go to the inn.

- hold--are you sure? - yeah.

- okay. I'll get the bags.

- is this because of the ring?

- you know It's not an heirloom?

- I bought it on ebay.

- why would you Make up that story?

- because I heard how important Tradition was to you,

And I knew how little tradition We have in the lawson family.

- okay, but you can't Just make up traditions.

- I also wanted you To think you were

Marrying into A normal family.

You know, because Yours is so upstanding,

So well-respected.

Oh, paige, I made A gigantic error here,

And I am so sorry.

I totally understand

If you don't want To give evan that ring.

You want to buy a new one, I will pay for it.

- no, no, no. That won't be necessary.

- you sure? - yes.

Let's just drop it. - dropping.

- all righty. All set. Um, everything all right?

- yeah. Everything's great.

- everything's great. - yeah.

- okay. Let's do this! - all right, let's go.

- barbie!

Oh, my god. Oh, this isn't good.

Hank! Hank! Come here!

- I'm coming! I'm coming!

- she's--

- okay, just Give her some space.

- all right.

- that's it. Easy. Easy.

All right, what happened?

- well, she wanted to come out And play in the snow.

She's from florida.

So I bent down To pack a snowball,

I think she must Have slipped on the ice.

I think she broke her neck.

You don't move somebody when They break their neck, right?

I called 9-1-1 and I called you. You got here first.

- I don't think Her neck is broken,

And she didn't Slip on the ice.

She's bradycardic And hypothermic.

Get me some blankets, fast.

[sirens blaring] It's okay, barbie.

It's okay.

Everything's Gonna be all right.

- barbie, the blood tests Show that you have

Hashimoto's disease.

It's an autoimmune condition That affects your thyroid,

And one of the symptoms Is intolerance to cold weather.

- hashimoto's.

Is it worse Because it's foreign?

- uh, no. No.

And with proper treatment And thyroid meds

And regular thyroid blood tests, You should be okay.

- well, that's a big relief. What about you?

- what about me? - you keep rubbing your temples.

Are you bored?

- [laughs] Oh! No. No, I'm not bored.

Sorry, I just Have a headache.

- f.Y.I. Not good for business When the doctor looks sick.

- thank you so much. - how long is she in here for?

- could be a few days. - oh, I might miss the wedding.

You're gonna stay here With me, right, ken?

- I would, but it would be Against hospital policy.

- you know what? I know most of the nurses.

Yeah, I could pull a few strings And get you a nice cot

Right in this room.

- aw, thanks, hank. - you got it.

- yeah. Thanks, hank. - don't mention it, kenneth.

Always happy to help. Happy holidays, guys, huh?

- mm. - all right.

- we can play uno.

- okay. Uh, when evan asked me To be his best man,

I said, are you doing this Because I'm your only brother

Or because I'm your only friend?

[laughs]

Friend. That was Supposed to be a joke.

- I didn't know. I'm so sorry.

Funny. Funny.

- thank you so much. It's just been cut, okay?

I hate public speaking.

Maybe I'll just keep The toast simple, you know?

You're great. She's great. You guys are great.

This is great.

I want it to be good, You know?

Paige and evan Deserve nothing less.

- I could not Agree with you more.

I'll tell you what.

You start again, I'm gonna help you.

[clinking]

- hi, everybody.

Uh, for those of you who Don't know, I'm evan, I'm the--

- uh, before evan talks, I just have a quick few things

I want to say.

Can you guys Hear me all right?

- yes. - uh-huh!

- hank and I are about To start a brand-new chapter

In our lives,

So I thought I'd commemorate it

With a little something Not to mark where hank's been,

But where he's going.

You can't be a successful Physician in new york city

With a bag that looks like You got it at the flea market.

[laughs]

- [chuckles]

- evan. Evan. I've got Some really good news.

I've thought about What you said...

And I'm gonna invest With you.

- that's awesome, owen. That's great!

When can you cut me a check? Not to rush you, it's just--

Hold on one second.

- it means so much To both of us,

And we just love everyone.

- um...

- we want to thank my parents For this rooftop.

- yeah. Uh...

Excuse me.

- thank you, we love you. And I want to thank hank.

- oh.

Okay, uh, maybe You want to slow down?

A little bit, um, 'cause you got a toast to give.

- I mean, it's amazing, And he is amazing.

- yeah, apparently Not any time soon, though.

- I now give you The best man, evan.

- wow. Okay. Or right now. Excuse me.

Yes, okay!

[cheers and applause] - go, ev!

- nikki, thank you for that

Generous and heartfelt Introduction.

Loved your speech, too.

So, my big brother Is tying the knot.

Never in my wildest dreams

Did I imagine that you Could have ended up with

A woman like nikki, hank.

- thanks. Thank you. - yes! That's right.

But you've always had ambition, So--and it serves you.

You're a doctor, right? You have to have ambition.

And I just want you to know

How impressed and amazed I am by your ability

To just never let anything Hold you back.

Really, you know?

And this bag--the bag That nikki got you,

Let's just hold that bag up

For one more-- Just one more second.

Look at this bag, everybody.

This is-- Look at how perfect it is.

It's shiny and it's new.

Just like your New life together.

Right?

And this thing--where is it?

[grunts]

Unlike this thing, Which is old.

So out with the old And in with the new,

Just like-- Just like dad taught us.

Let's raise our glasses, Please.

[clears throat] This is to moving on.

To moving on!

Come on, Raise your glasses, guys.

To moving on.

And to leaving Those who loved you behind--

A lawson family tradition.

Thank you.

There you go. I don't need it.

[children laughing]

- I'm telling santa!

- I am just glad That everyone is all right.

Okay, keep me posted.

So there was a medical emergency Near jill's township.

She stayed behind to help And missed her flight,

But she's trying To get on another.

- well, we'll just have to Give her an even bigger welcome

If and when She finally gets here.

Did they have them?

- [laughs] Yes.

So they will be driving From the church

With little mini reindeers And jingle bells on the back

Of their car Instead of cans.

- aw.

Everything okay?

- rafa doesn't think That he's going to make it.

His flight was cancelled. - [groans]

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess you'll just have To go back to being my plus one.

Oh, that's right, we don't Get a plus one if we're single.

Whatever happened To single people's rights?

- hank, Rafa and I got married.

[chuckles]

I had to tell someone, But please, don't say a word.

I do not want to step on Paige and evan's wedding.

Why are you Looking at me like that?

- did you just say You married rafa?

- yeah. In las vegas. But nobody else knows.

- I understand why You didn't marry raj

Even though you were With him for 15 years,

But I don't get How you could marry rafa

After dating him For 15 minutes.

- I love him. That's how.

- a week ago, you were over him. What happens next week?

- so now you Are an authority on love?

- no, but what you did Was very impulsive,

Especially for you.

- so you can do What you want to do,

And you can date Who you want to date,

But I need to remain Predictable and unchanging?

- you married him.

And I know how seriously You take marriage.

Divya, you made a mistake.

- I thought that You were my friend.

- I am. - okay.

Then support me on this.

I just told you That I-I got married

And all you can do Is judge me?

I...

Hank, what's wrong? - it's nothing.

It's just a headache.

- have you been getting A lot of headaches?

- yeah. Yeah.

[grunts] Lying down--

Lying down seems to help.

- okay.

Hank, hank, this is A positional headache.

Okay. Hank, this isn't Post-concussive syndrome, you--

Hank! We need to take you To a hospital right now.

Come on!

- ready, doctor? - let's do this.

- now, what is the success rate Of a blood patch?

- hmm. Based on The cerebrospinal fluid leak

You so kindly circled For dr. Rivera on my mri,

The odds are good, But not 100%.

- but it should Stop his headaches.

- it's hank's own blood, So it should seal the tear

In the membrane surrounding His spinal cord.

- which was caused By the explosion

Four months ago At shadow pond.

- most likely, yes. Divya, relax.

I'm sure he's done Hundreds of these before.

It's a simple Outpatient procedure.

- but this time, The simple outpatient is you.

- [grunts] - blood.

- [groaning]

Whoa, yeah. Yup, I'm feeling the pressure.

- good. - whoa.

That is one weird sensation.

[sighs]

Okay? Okay.

Good.

- you need to give the blood Time to clot,

Which means lying down On your back for an hour

With no coughing, sneezing, Or straining in any way.

- listen, What I said earlier--

- it doesn't matter right now.

- it does to me.

I upset you and I'm sorry.

I am the last person Who should be

Giving you advice about love.

I've screwed up plenty.

- apology accepted. But only if you'll accept mine.

- done.

- what you need right now Is some rest, okay?

So why don't I Go check in on owen

And come back in an hour?

- okay.

[holiday piano music]

*

- all righty.

So, uh...

You want the good news Or the bad news?

- uh, the bad news?

What's-- What's the bad news?

- they just announced An official travel advisory.

- what does that mean?

- it means that all the new york Area airports are closed,

Along with a lot Of the highways.

- [sighs]

Uh, okay.

Um, well, since none Of our guests can make it,

I suppose it's okay That our photographer's

Stuck in manhattan, Our roses are stalled in miami,

And our salmon Is still in moose pass.

- yeah, but it's not true that None of our guests can make it.

- oh, really?

Oh, so you're telling me that Newberg is not stuck in paris,

That jeremiah's on his way Back from iceland,

And that van dyke is on his way Back from south beach?

I can go on With a lot more names.

- okay. Just open this, please. It'll cheer you up.

- wait, are these The butterflies?

- see for yourself.

They delivered it last night, Apparently before

The apocalyptic blizzard came.

- they're dead. - no, they're not.

The company assured me They'd travel well.

You know, I talked To the guy for, like--

Oh, they're dead All right.

[sighs]

I'm calling them right now. - evan--

- I talked to that guy For ten minutes!

- evan, don't. It's--it's okay.

A wedding is not About butterflies.

- I'm out! And this time With a clean bill of health.

I will be at your wedding.

Whoo!

Oh, but evan, can I get Some of my moolah now?

- uh, can we talk about this Somewhere else, maybe?

- well, I actually just Grabbed a cab this time.

The driver really Wants his money,

But my wallet's in my tux. I mean, do you have it?

- I got it. I could use some fresh air.

Let's go.

- yes, uh, Howard katz, please.

Then connect me To his voicemail.

Howard. Evan lawson.

I'm hearing your merger Went belly-up,

And you said It was a sure thing.

So I trusted you, And actually convinced

A lot of my firm's clients To trust me.

[knock at door]

Um, which leaves me In an awkward position.

[knock on door]

Just call me back.

Rough night?

- thanks to you.

- you're so lucky to be Marrying such a generous woman.

She just gave that cabbie The most awesome tip.

Thank you again. - no problem.

- I'm gonna go check-in. - yeah. Yeah.

[both chuckling]

Paige? - mm-hmm?

- I've got to tell You something, okay?

It's about owen. - I know.

We've got 10 now. - 10 what?

- guests.

With owen, it's 10.

It was 9-- Well, it was 248.

But now it's 9, which I could have squeezed into

An eight-top, But I can't cram 10 people

Around one eight-top.

- okay. It's okay.

Why don't we just Push two tables together?

- they're round!

You can't push Round tables together!

It won't work! - okay.

- because like everything else In this wedding,

It won't work! - okay.

A wedding isn't about tables.

- oh, a wedding isn't about A lot of things right now.

We can just get A napkin and we can--

- we'll find a way To make it work, okay?

We'll find a way To make everything work.

If we can find Each other in vegas,

We can make anything happen.

Come here.

It's gonna be fine.

It's gonna be fine.

- winnie!

- hank?

What are you--? I'm surprised to see you.

- I'm surprised To see you here too.

I thought the roads were All closed, emergencies only.

- delivering evan's wedding cake Was an emergency to me.

- yeah, but isn't Your bakery in passaic?

- yeah, I traded some cupcakes To a snowplow driver

On the l.I.E.

He let me follow him.

If I give him a pecan pie, I can follow him back.

[both chuckling]

- you always were resourceful.

- okay, well--

- I fell for the wrong woman.

Yeah, um, you should also Know that, up until recently,

I was using the doctor's bag You gave me

When I started med school.

I loved that bag. I gave it to a little boy--

- great. Go back to the other part.

- when I fell For the wrong woman,

I bailed on the right one.

- [sighs]

- I was so anxious To leave passaic behind,

I screwed up And I handled things badly.

I'm sorry.

I've felt guilty ever since.

And maybe a little stupid too.

- hank, we were together For a long time.

We were young.

And our falling in love Was wrapped up

With the loss of your mom.

And it hurt When you moved on,

But I understand Why you needed to.

Now I love what I do.

I'm happy.

So let yourself Off the hook.

Things turned out well For the both of us.

- yeah. - yeah.

- yeah, I guess they have.

- I should go.

Can't miss my snowplow. - right.

- and I don't want you To freeze to death.

Take care, hank.

- bye, winnie.

[silent night playing]

*

- there.

You look beautiful, honey.

- I'm just so glad You and daddy are here.

- oh, okay.

We love you so much. - I love you too.

- well, there's The father of the bride.

How are you holding up? - hi, eddie.

- you know, I'm confused. I don't know what to call you.

Should I call you general? Should I call you senator?

Now that we're Almost family--

- I'm afraid we're Gonna stay almost family.

- why? What are you Talking about?

- priest can't get here To perform the ceremony.

Neither can the rabbi.

There's not gonna Be a wedding.

- you know what, don't break it To anybody just yet, okay?

Give me ten minutes. Ten minutes?

- [sighs]

How on earth Did you get here?

- it doesn't matter.

I promised to be here. I will never let you down again.

- all right.

God. I can't do this.

- too late now, brother-man. - no, I'm serious.

- look, it is completely Natural to be nervous.

- it's not nerves, All right?

I'm--

My whole life in the hamptons Was built on a lie, all right?

On the night Of your engagement party,

Before my speech,

I had a huge deal Fall apart.

I lost a lot of money For some very important clients

Who I had No business advising.

But the next day, I came to the hamptons

To find my boss and see If I could fix things.

Turns out he was at A charity event,

So that's where I went.

It was at shadow pond.

Hi.

Evan r. Lawson.

[whispering indistinctly]

Not surprisingly, uninvited Guests were not welcome.

- was ist los?

Both: [speaking german]

- that was the first time I saw boris.

The first time he saw me, too. He took one look and said--

- I do not know this man. - and they turned me away.

But it gave me an idea. It gave me more than an idea.

It gave me a plan. I would re-invent myself.

I would start over In a new place.

I just didn't Want to do it alone.

That day I talked you Into coming to the hamptons,

I told you It was for your own good.

The truth is, I was thinking about myself.

So I waltzed into Your apartment

And I manipulated you And used you.

- okay.

But it all worked out.

We were both At our lowest moments

And you dug me out of mine.

Coming here changed our lives... For the better.

And it definitely Repaired our relationship.

We became friends again

And brothers like We've never been before.

I will always,

Always be grateful.

- okay, so there's more. - oh.

- owen was one Of my investors.

I talked him out Of $50,000, henry.

- $50,000. - yeah, his entire inheritance.

And I don't even Remember taking it.

- all right, so you'll fix this, And I'll help.

We will find a way To pay owen back.

- there's still more.

- paige doesn't know.

- hi. - hey.

Tradition. - oh, yeah.

Um...

- [giggles]

- oh, wow.

- evan?

- listen, we need to talk.

- dearly beloved,

In accordance with the template Provided to me

By www.Tenminuteminister.Org,

We gather here together To witness the marriage

Of paige adele collins...

And evan roth lawson.

If there are any objections To this union, speak now

Or forever hold your peace.

Nobody? Great. - [sniffling]

- so, by the power vested in me By the great state of--

- wait, I--

I need to say something. - sure.

- you may have noticed that, Um, it's snowing outside.

And this wedding,

Like--like a lot Of things in life,

It's been a test.

Nothing has gone right.

Um, and I have tried so hard To be okay with that.

I really have.

Because sometimes in life You just have to get through

The bad stuff so that you Can appreciate the good stuff.

Because there is Always good stuff, right?

[cries] This wedding,

It's not what we planned,

And, um, it's not At all what we wanted.

- [whispers] Paige, it's okay.

Paige...

If you--

- um...

But as I look around

I realize now that It's everything we needed.

We're surrounded by the people That we cherish the most.

Even if we can't serve you Your steak and-or salmon dinner

In a tiny snow-covered inn That none of us can leave

Any time soon,

I know now that I wouldn't change a thing.

[sniffling]

Because a wedding isn't About a lot of things,

But it's definitely Not about the past.

It's about the future.

And I can't wait to see How you and I reinvent ourselves

As newlyweds.

Because you, Evan r. Lawson,

Cfo of hankmed,

Always have been And always will be

My good stuff.

- uh, kids, we're not Up to this part yet.

Apparently, we are.

[laughter]

So it's with great confidence That I pronounce you

Husband and wife.

- whoo! - yeah!

- yeah, evan!

[applause]

[acoustic guitar playing]

- * and your cheek so soft

* there is nothing for me

* but to love you

- hey. - [laughs]

- [laughs]

- [clears throat]

This is, uh-- It's long overdue.

- we'll send you another check As soon as we can.

- holy smokes, batman.

[chuckles] I don't understand.

- it's a down payment For the money I had you invest.

You know?

We'll get you the whole 50 grand Eventually, but for now--

- what?

I-I inherited 50 grand, But I didn't invest all of it.

- but--how much Did you give me?

- 500 bucks.

- [laughs]

- you gave me 500 bucks? - [chuckles]

- I mean, can I-- I can still keep the check?

- dude, I'll do you better.

Um, I've learned a lot About starting a small business.

So I could help you Get a loan

For your new comic book store, If you want.

- maybe we could Be its first investors.

- that's a great idea. - I would love that.

[laughs]

- so what was it like watching Your little brother get married?

- it was weird, you know?

When I look at evan, I still see the same kid

Who ate 85¢ worth Of nickels on a dare.

- [laughs]

Of course he did.

I wish I was there.

The ceremony sounded Like it was just amazing.

- yeah, it was. - I'm bummed I missed it.

- well, we miss you more.

But I'm just-- I'm glad you're so happy.

- yup.

Happy and sweaty, That's me.

- you had to rub it in, did you? It's cold and snowy.

- dude, I would kill For some snow.

That and some clams From chewy's.

- yeah.

- but...

You know what, hank? I'm--

I'm really loving africa.

You know, who knew I would have to leave my life

Just to find myself?

- well, you're on one Very lucky continent, my dear.

- [laughs] Okay, well, Give my love to everyone again.

And hank, get your butts Over here sometime.

We could really use your help. - I will definitely try.

Happy holidays. - you too, hank.

And happy new year.

Take care of yourself, All right?

- you know I will. Bye, jill.

- bye, hank. [blows kiss]

- that was such A beautiful wedding.

- yes.

They're truly in love.

- yes, they are.

- rafa. - hmm?

- when we were in vegas, I think that I may have

Gotten so swept up In the moment

That I didn't think at all About the future.

- there's nothing wrong With living in the moment.

- look, I know that I want To enjoy this relationship

And not just keep Pushing it forward.

So as much as I love How I feel about you,

How I feel When I am with you,

The last thing that I want Is to get caught up

In these feelings

And just keep Rushing things.

- you want us to really Get to know one another?

- yeah.

But first, we need To end this marriage.

[sighs]

- what a day.

- yeah, it's been A roller coaster.

- so how do you feel About the whole thing?

- [sighs]

Watching evan marry paige, Seeing jill so happy in africa--

- mm-hmm.

- I realized Everyone's moving on.

And it's given me Some new perspective.

I've mostly realized I'm better At starting relationships

Than I am at deepening them.

- you know, the journey To find love is a difficult one.

- [laughs]

- but once you find it, The search is well worth it.

- I feel like I'm ready now, You know?

Like, I've made peace With my past relationships.

Now I just need To figure out what I want.

- this is what I know.

Dr. Lawson deserves A wonderful life.

- [slurring] Thanks, dad.

I think I needed that.

- are you all right? - yeah, why?

- no, no, no, seriously.

How many drinks Have you had today?

- [slurring] I haven't had anything to drink.

- oh, really? Then why are you slurring?

- [stammering] - hank.

Hank.

- you need to get divya. - huh?

- you need to get divya. - okay.

- [grunts]

[grunting]

- what can I do? - please, don't tell anyone.

Find her quickly. - I'm going. I'm going now.

- okay.

[groaning]

When I said don't tell anyone, I meant don't tell anyone.

- oh.

Well, let me tell you, Mr. Smarty-pants,

They're not just "Anyone," They're your family.

- hmm. Hmm.

- and you're gonna Make it through

Because you're very strong.

You're the strongest kid I know on this planet.

- [chuckles] Hmm.

Divya,

I know it's our off-season,

But I'm not going To be very useful at all.

- okay.

One step at a time, And I'm going to help you.

- thank you. - we all will.

- thanks, sis.

- ready.

- we'll be right here, All right?

- hello, dr. Lawson. - hi.

- you know the drill. - yes.

- start counting backwards From 100.

- 100...

99...

98...

97...

96...

95...

- dr. Lawson is In the operating room.

The neurosurgeons are about To start the procedure.

Apparently, he has A long recovery ahead.

Are you planning To return to the hamptons?

[cup clinking]

- not yet.

It's still too risky.

- 94...

93...