All language subtitles for Royal.Pains.S04E11.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-ViSUM_track3_[eng]

- previously
On royal pains...

- ah!

- padrino?

Please,
We are ready.

- godfather
Coming through.

- the blue door,
Friday night, 7:00.

- I'll meet you there.

[watch beeping]

- I have to go.

- would you like
To go eat now...Together?

- thanks to our patient,

Uh, I've lost
My appetite.

Rafa--is he the one
Who's riding

The beautiful chestnut
Quarter horse?

- you know, you and I
Have a lot in common.

- that would
Surprise me.

- what if I can
Prove it to you?

- all right, well,
How are you going--

[pop music]
- * you said

* that you loved me

* now you're dancing

* dancing, dancing

* dancing with the devil

* gonna see you burn

* you can't run away forever

* gonna make you squirm

- wow. Intriguing.

- * yeah, you know you
Really don't deserve me *

- shouldn't we wait
For divya?

- uh, she sent me a text,

She's running
A little late.

We'll catch her up.

- why are we watching
An ava video?

- oh.

- because she's
Hankmed's newest client.

- where did that come from?

- hey, divs.
- [quietly] Oh, dear god.

- I'm sure you've heard
All the rumors about her

Hard-partying,
Drug-fueled lifestyle,

The diva behavior,
The fact

That no one's supposed to
Look her directly in the eye.

But look, guys,
This is

By far the most famous client
We've ever had.

She's going to expect
An entourage,

So I want all three of you
There to meet her

In one hour.

- how is it only 9:00 a.M.,
And I am already tired?

- yeah, divya,
I can hear you.

Anyway, I've uploaded
All the pertinent information

To your phones.

Try not to act
Too starstruck,

And I'll be back
Tonight.

And, divya, in the future,
I'd prefer--

- if only evan came with
A mute button in real life.

- that's genius.

- hey, do you own

Two of these outfits?
[cell phone dings]

'cause I recall you wore one
Just like it yesterday.

- no.

You're mistaken.

- I'm needed at shadow pond
Right away.

- is boris okay?

- I haven't seen him
Recently.

I guess
I'll find out.

Hold still.

You have something
In your hair.

Huh.
Piece of straw.

See ya.

- [sighs]

- [sighs]

- hello.
- aah!

Hello, udo.

Uh, would you please
Let boris know

That I have an appointment
In 30 minutes, and--

- mr. Kuester von jurgens
Ratenicz

Will not be joining you.

- he won't?
Then who am I--

Marisa.

I'm so happy
To see you.

- we got in last night
From zurich.

I'm speaking
At a small research conference.

- welcome back.

Look at how cute
He is.

- I know--
- may I?

- of course.

El padrino.

- yes, I am.

- [chuckles]

- [raspy voice]
Carlos, it's your godfather.

I'm so happy to see that

Your first child
Is a masculine child.

Sorry. I'm kind of surprised
You called me.

- hank, what happened with
Boris, that's between you two.

It has nothing to do
With us.

I need a doctor
I can trust.

- of course.
What's wrong?

I know my baby.

His oral intake
Is diminishing,

And he's not
Feeding well.

I've had
My milk tested,

I brought in
A lactation consultant,

But...Nothing is
Making a difference.

- acid reflux, maybe?

- his pediatrician in zurich
Prescribed prilosec,

But it wasn't helpful,
And neither was he.

- how about a urine culture
To rule out a uti?

- it was negative.

- stool analysis?
- nothing there.

- well, you just exhausted
My pediatric rotation.

- then,
Who's the best pediatrician

In the hamptons?

- I don't know.

But I'm going to find out
For you.

- will someone call me back?

Anybody, anybody.

Divya.

God. First they mute me,
Now no one's returning my calls.

- why didn't you stay
In the hamptons?

- I mean, I know you wanted
To meet ava.

And besides, I can totally
Handle this by myself.

- I know.

I'm here
To support you...

As you handle it
By yourself.

- all right.

Okay, this is it.

- this is--
This is what?

- oh, my god,
I'm so nervous.

- is that
A bulletin board?

Did we go back in time
To the '80s?

- professor laskey
Is old-school.

He's got a rotary dial phone
In his office.

[sighs]

Okay, I--
I can't look.

Just tell me
If I'm on there.

- excuse me.

- so I'm just gonna
Say this fast

And get it over with--
You're on it.

- what?
- [laughs]

- what?

I got into
Interactive prototyping!

- shh, you're gonna make
All the other kids jealous.

Just calm down.

- evan, nobody
Gets into that!

Not
In their first semester!

- nobody but my fiancee.

- ohh.

You know what?
I actually don't think

We're going to have time
To go to my parents' after all.

- what?
No, we have plenty of time.

- well, it's all the way up
In the east 80s.

- so what?
We'll take a taxi.

- I haven't got
My books yet.

- the bookstore's open late.

- yeah, but then
We'll hit traffic

Leaving the city, and, evan,
It's--it's too much.

- do you not want to go up
To your parents' apartment?

Is this
About your adoption?

- no.

Evan, come on, we--

We talked about this
Last night.

I mean, my parents explained
Why they didn't tell me, and...

I wish it hadn't been
That way, but I'm fine.

Really, I'm not gonna
Let this derail me.

- okay.

Look, if--if--
If you're not ready,

Like,
If it's too difficult--

- it is so
Not about that.

You know what?

Taxi!

[tires screech]

- can I help y'all?

- hi, I'm dr. Hank lawson.

Can you tell me which one
Of these women is ava?

- uh, I'm ava.

- you?

- ava, you wanna
Run it again?

- uh--no, not now.
Let's take five.

- great idea.

Everyone,
Ava says take five!

- three doctors.
[laughs nervously]

Okay, uh--
Let's see.

I have, uh,
Headaches,

Cramps, and I get tired.

That's enough symptoms
To go around.

But still,
Seems like overkill.

You know,
Why don't we go somewhere

A little more private,
So we can talk?

- yeah, sure.

- [gasping]

- whoa.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

*

- really, I'm okay.

Look, I was
Just dizzy.

Oh, thank you.

- how long has this
Been going on?

- I don't know,

Six weeks?

Yeah, it started about the time
I came back from bald knob

And began rehearsing.
- uh, back from where?

- bald knob, arkansas.
It's about 60 miles northeast

Of little rock.
[cell phone chimes]

- you've been there?

- no, in the sixth grade
I came in second

In the national geography bee.

- nicely done.

Divya, did you get a bp?

- uh--yeah!
Yeah, ri--

Right away, yeah.

- so what have you been doing
The past six weeks

That you weren't doing
In arkansas?

- well, getting ready
To go on tour.

I dance and work out
About eight hours a day,

A nutritionist keeps me
On a strict low-calorie diet,

So I can fit
Into my costumes.

- 145 over 90.

- is that bad?

- for someone your age,
Yes.

- well, it could explain
The dizziness.

- do you smoke?

Drink?
Do drugs?

- to be honest, I-I enjoy
A beer now and then,

But I don't smoke,
And I don't do drugs.

Despite my reckless image,

Which has been

Completely made up
By my management.

- well, why would they
Do that?

- because a bad girl
Is more marketable

Than a church-going hick
From bald knob.

- ava, what you're feeling
May be caused by

A combination of too much work,
Too little food,

And a big dose of anxiety
About your upcoming tour.

- we'll need some urine.

- right.

We'll also do
A blood test

To see if we can find out
Anything more definitive,

But in the meantime,
You need to rest

And eat something.

- was she wearing
An ankle monitor?

Was she drunk?

Hey, henry,

I'm gonna
Call you back.

Okay, bye.

Paige?

Are you kidding me?
Well, this is amazing!

You never told me
You grew up here.

- well, I--
I really only lived here

In the fifth
And sixth grade,

When my dad was
A military attache at the u.N.

- look at that view!

Ohh!

You got a terr--

Hold on.

You have
A wraparound terrace!

I'm gonna come in
Every friday night.

I'll be going
Against traffic, anyway.

Everybody from the city
Will be going to the hamptons,

I'll be driving
Straight into manhattan!

This is so awesome.

- well, yeah,
It's a beautiful apartment.

I just--I wish it were
Closer to school

And to other students.

- what--babe, the 6 train is
Around the corner.

- yeah--
- 30 minutes to school, tops.

It's gonna be great.

It wraps around
To that side too?

[chuckles]
Oh, my god.

- I'm sorry, you'll have
To talk to the nurse.

Of course.

- bye.

- dr. Lawson.

I wasn't expecting
The referring physician

To be here.

- then you'll be blown away
By the fact

That I also
Brought my p.A.

- divya katdare.

- hi, I'm dr. Kubelick.

And you've got
The baby,

So dr. Casseras,
I presume?

- call me marisa,
Please.

- marisa.

Hello, carlos.

I reviewed his chart,

And although
His head circumference

And height
Have stayed steady,

His decline in weight percentile
Is problematic.

I'd like to do a feeding test
Without mom present.

Is that okay?

Dr. Lawson is welcome
To join and observe.

- of course.

[baby gurgling]
- okay, here you go, sweetheart.

We'll just be
A minute.

[high-pitched laugh]

So much to look at, huh?

[phone chimes]

- who is it?

- who is who?

- I've seen
That look before.

I've had that look before.

So tell me,
What's his name?

- his name is rafa.

He's argentinean.
- ooh.

And he is amazing.

We spent
The entire night together,

Just...Talking.

Kissing.

It was very romantic.

- and when are you
Seeing him again?

- tomorrow.

He is only here
For the week.

- do not waste
A minute of it.

- speaking
From experience?

- oh, I had
A few summer flings

With latin lovers
In my day.

Go to la perla.

Talk to yvette.

Tell her I sent you.

- funny bumping into you
Here.

- hey, this is

A completely professional
Referral.

Who knew you were
The top pediatric fellow

At stanford
Children's hospital?

- I did.
Family, friends--

- uh-huh.

- people at stanford.

- right.
Yeah, I got it.

You don't mind
That I came, do you?

- why would I mind?

- well, just 'cause--

The last time
You saw me,

I stood you up.

- well, you did actually
Show up,

You just didn't
Actually stay.

And now,
Here you are.

- you're enjoying this,
Aren't you?

Hmm. He didn't eat
That much.

- barely 2 ounces.

- what do you think
About doing

A videofluoroscopic swallow
Study at the hospital?

- I'm sorry,
Which one of us

Was the top pediatric fellow
At stanford?

- you're right, I--

This is your turf.

What would you
Suggest?

- [mumbling] A videofluoroscopic
Swallow study.

- oh, could you
Say that again?

I'm sorry,
I didn't get that.

Yeah.
- [giggles]

- okay, let's go!

Places, dancers.

Ava, you cool?
- okay.

- great.
Here we go!

[indistinct chatter]

[dancing with the devil plays]

*

- * I'll take it slow

* I will hunt you down
Forever *

* till I see you
Begging on your knees *

* you never know

* better watch
Over your shoulder *

* I'll be coming for you

* in your sleep

* all the pretty words
You said *

* and now to me
You're good as dead *

* won't let you get away

* now you're
Dancing with the devil *

* gonna see you burn

* you can't run away forever

[grunting]

[screams]

Ow! Ooh!

- are you okay?

- well, you're lucky.

You didn't break
Anything.

- what about michaela?

- just a bruise
And a cut.

- pupils equal, round,
Reactive to light

And accommodation.

You're okay.
- thank you.

[phone chimes]

- [clearing throat]

Uh, jeremiah...

Are you free tonight?

- yes. Uh, com--
Completely free.

- great.

Could you
Cover for me?

I am supposed to be
On call,

But my plans for tomorrow
Just became

My plans for tonight.

- you're covered.

- thank you.

- I don't know
What happened.

All of a sudden,
My arms got so weak,

I just
Couldn't hold on.

- well, your blood work
Isn't back yet,

But I'm hoping it'll give us
A better idea

Of what's causing this.

In the meantime, you clearly
Haven't taken my advice

To rest
And eat something.

- I'm sorry, hank.

These are our last few days
To rehearse

Before the tour starts.

- just tell me
A little more

About this diet
They have you on.

- oh, it's mostly kale
And, uh...

Kale.

- have you had
Any blurry vision, dry skin,

Or, uh,
Irregular menstrual cycles?

- uh,
Yes to the last one.

- are you pregnant?

- lord, I hope not.

I'd like
To get married first.

- well, we'll--
We'll check that out,

But our concern is
That you're not

Getting enough calories.

That can cause
Irregular periods also.

- I'll begin packing up.

- okay, good.

It's no longer
A suggestion,

It's now
Doctor's orders.

Home-cooked meal.

- there's nothing
I'd like more,

But I'm a long way
From home.

- you miss home?

- more than you know.

I'm surrounded
By people 24/7,

But I don't have any family
Here with me.

It's just a lot of people saying
Things they think I wanna hear.

- hmm.

- I know,
I sound ungrateful.

- no, no, no, no, no.
Not at all.

You're far away
From the people you love,

You're about to begin
A long tour--

Makes perfect sense.

Why don't you
Come to my house for dinner?

That way you get
A home-cooked meal,

And we can supervise
Your treatment in person.

- can we do it
Bald knob style?

- all depends.
What's that?

- you shop, I'll chop.

- done and done.

- the good news is
I don't see anything abnormal.

Food is traveling
To his stomach, not his airway,

And his throat muscles
Are functioning normally.

- we've ruled out
All the simple stuff...

Which means
It's something complicated.

- not necessarily.
- ohh.

We should run a full panel
Of blood tests

To rule out glycogen
Storage disease,

Cystic fibrosis,

And persistent pulmonary
Hypertension.

- let's just take this
One step at a time.

So far, your baby
Isn't ill.

Yes, he's not
Growing fast enough,

But let's not start thinking
Zebras just yet.

- you're right.

- carlos has had
A busy day.

Why don't I
Come to you tomorrow,

And we can do a blood draw
At your house?

I think that'll be
More convenient for you

And less stressful
For the baby.

- thank you.
Both of you.

So I'll see you tomorrow?

- yes.

Vamos, carlos.

- bye, carlos.

- adios, hombre.

[laughter]

- bye.

- [clears throat]

What are you thinking?

- well, I still really
Want to see the baby

In his home environment.

- mm-hmm. You still think
It's something social

Between marisa and carlos?

- honestly, I'm not ready
To rule anything out just yet.

- right.

[cell phone playing
Dancing with the devil]

[shuts off]
- what? Why are you smiling?

The ringtone?

I think ava
Is incredibly talented.

- [chuckles]

Are you free
For dinner tonight?

It's not what
You're thinking.

It's definitely
Not what you're thinking.

- thank you, ava.

- pleasure, darlin'.

Enjoy.

- [mouthing]
Oh, my god.

- mmm. Oh, my god.

This is terrific.

- I can't believe you made
All this from scratch.

- it's unbelievable.
Really.

- my grandma dollie taught me
How to cook

When I was knee-high
To a grasshopper.

- you have a grandma dollie?

- with seven brothers.

Alton, elton, lyman, gleamon,
Herman, thurman, and clyde.

- what...
[laughter]

- you're making that up.
- no, honest. Really.

- gleamon lawson.
What do you think of that?

- um, no.
- okay.

[laughter]
- with all due respect to kale,

It's just nice to eat
Real food for a change.

- mm-hmm.

- this is actually
My grandma's recipe.

- what's in it?

I've never tasted anything
With flavors like this.

- it's, uh, possum pie.

- oh.

- but apparently, you can't
Get decent possum at citarella,

So I just used chicken.

- oh, chicken.
- ah.

- hank, did you not check
In the critter aisle?

- I did not.
- go ahead, no.

Poke fun, you know.

I know a lot of people
Look at us folks from arkansas

Like--like we're related
To larry the cable guy,

But...I love
Where I'm from.

It's important
In this business

To have a strong identity,

So you don't
Get carried away and...

Because of my family,
I know exactly who I am.

- hmm.

- you're very lucky.

- your possum chicken is better
Than anything I cook.

Anything.
- he is not kidding at all.

Hank, when we were little,
He used to cook fish sticks.

That was his thing,
Fish sticks.

- okay.
- all the time.

One summer, every single night
He baked fish sticks.

- not every night.
- I genuinely believed

Mrs. Paul was a member
Of my family.

[laughter]
Seriously.

- ev, you don't remember,
But mom was the terrible cook.

Where do you think I learned?

She had three appliances
In the kitchen--

A toaster, a microwave,
And a de-flavorizer.

[laughter]

- she was a really bad cook,
Wasn't she?

- really bad.
[two cell phones chime]

Excuse me.

Uh, your blood results
Are in.

So the tests came back,

And the results look good,
But there were issues.

Some of the blood cells ruptured
During the potassium test,

Which is why
We're taking another sample.

- but the other tests showed
Low renin

And low aldosterone,

So it could be
Pheochromocytoma

Or maybe cushing's.

- mm-hmm.
- what does all that mean?

- there may be problems in
Your pituitary adrenal system.

Your body might be producing
Too much cortisol.

- I think we should do
A 12-hour cortisol test.

- cushing's typically
Presents with weight gain,

Which ava doesn't have.

Why don't we get
An mri in the morning,

And this potassium test
Will give us a better picture?

- you know,
If we start tonight,

Then we won't have to wait
Another 12 hours.

I could do
The overnight draws.

- you sure?
- sure.

I don't sleep
More than three hours at a time.

I read a lot.

- uh, okay.
The test is simple.

You just have to spit into a cup
Every four hours

For the next 12 hours.

- okay.
Where's the cup?

- uh, we can't start

Until at least an hour
After you've eaten.

- I'll come by your hotel
At 11:00

And then return at 3:00 a.M.

And then again
At 7:00 a.M.

- well, okay.

I'll see you then.

Good lord willing
And the creek don't rise.

I-I just want
To thank you all again

For making me feel so at home
And letting me cook.

- thanks for cooking.
- oh, my god, our pleasure.

- thank you so much.

- bye.
All: bye.

- that was so fun!

I can't believe ava.
She's so down to earth.

- I know, she really is.
- [chuckles]

- I couldn't help but notice
That you didn't share

Any bizarre family stories
Of your own.

That bad?

- that good.

I have a great family.

We're close.
I talk to them all the time.

Makes for
Very boring stories.

- well, that's
The good kind of boring.

- I mean, look,
No family's perfect,

But my parents set
The bar pretty high.

They were both professors,

But they traded off being home
With the kids.

Sharing the responsibility
Was important to them.

Now it's important to me.

- that's why no doctors.

- let's face it.
They always put work first.

- "They"?

- doctors who aren't me.

And when it comes
To counting on them

For social obligations...

- I was kind of hoping
We could forget about that.

- [chuckling]
You made up for it tonight.

I mean, where else
In the hamptons

Am I gonna get
Good possum chicken pie?

[chuckles]

- well, I'm glad
We can still be friends.

- me too.

[engine starts]

Thanks again for having me.

I had a really great time.

- me too.

[blasting
Dancing with the devil]

Whoa! Uh, you really
Are a big fan.

- sorry. Huge.

And I didn't geek out once
During dinner.

I'm very proud of myself.

- you should be.

- bye.
- bye.

[knock at door]

- rafa?

Rafa?

[sighs]

- close your eyes.

Now turn around.

Let your hair down.

Can you feel how close I am?

Tell me.

- I can feel your breath
On my neck.

- how does it feel?

- warm.

Cool.

- uh-uh.
You're cheating.

Close your eyes.

Or do I have
To blindfold you?

- you can try.

[watch beeps]

[knocking]

- ava?

Uh, it's me, dr. Sa--

- hey, dr. J!

Come on in.

- uh...

Wow. Either that's a, uh,

A very fancy nightgown,

Or you're going somewhere.

- [laughs]
I'm going somewhere.

My publicist insists that I have
An image to live up to

And that I live up to it
At least twice a week.

- uh-huh.
- hey, could you do me a favor

And grab my earrings?

They're on the sink
In the bathroom.

Okay...Let's do this.

I have been dying
For a beer,

But I knew
I had to spit first.

- yeah, um, now,
I-I will need

A rather large sample.

- [spits]

- y-yes, that'll work.

- hey, uh, zip me up.

- ahem.

Uh, now you will need
To provide another sample

In exactly four hours.
- yeah, no problem.

- so, uh, where will you be
At 3:02?

- I have no idea.

I guess you'll have
To come with me.

- come with you where?

[crowd chatter]

- hey! Uh, he's with me!
It's okay.

[laughs]

Wow! Heh.

That was crazy.

- ah.

Are you all right?

You seem a little
Out of breath.

- uh, yeah, yeah.
I just need some water.

- oh, uh, I don't
Have any water...

What happened
To my medical supplies?

- oh, don't worry.
I brought the spit cups.

Yeah, thank goodness
You had this bag.

Do you know
What my stylist would say

If he saw a tabloid photo of me
Carrying a purse

With this dress?
[chuckles]

I'm so glad you're here,
You know?

I feel really comfortable
Around you.

- you do?
- I do. You're direct.

- uh...
- let's dance.

- um...To be direct...

I-I actually
Don't know how to dance.

Um, I'm actually quite concerned
About the contents

Of that medical bag.

Because if something hap--
Ava, if something hap--

Ava?

[crowd chatter]

Uhh!

[clearing throat]

[loudly] Divya,
If you get this message,

Will you call me back,
Please?

Although this is
Not an emergency,

And it's your day off.

I'm sorry for yelling.

It's just it's the only way
You'll hear me.

I am at a nightclub!

Okay. All right.

[thump on glass]
Hey. Thanks.

[phone ringing]

- [groans]

Jeremiah?

- hank...Uh,
I can't do this.

Uh, can you come
And take over, please?

It's just 'cause I don't have
My medical equipment.

It has nothing to do
With the fact

That there are a lot
Of sweaty people here.

And they're touching me,
And it's very loud and--

And they're dancing
Around me.

- okay, where are you?

- uh, at the underground.
It's a nightclub.

I'm with ava.
We're clubbing!

- you're what?
Is she okay?

- um, I can't properly
Assess her condition.

I don't have my pulse ox.

She removed everything.

Um, but earlier she experienced
Shortness of breath.

- okay, I want you
To take a deep breath.

Just concentrate
On your patient.

I know this is hard for you,

But I also know
You can do it.

I'm coming to relieve you.

Just don't leave
Before I get there.

- okay, hank, I won't.

I hope.

- babe?
- [sniffles]

- what are you doing
Out here?

What's wrong?

- I just can't stop thinking
About my family.

I'm grateful...

To my parents for everything
They've given me,

But I am so angry
That they didn't

Tell me I was adopted,
And I...

Feel guilty
About feeling angry.

- you shouldn't feel guilty.

- how can I trust them
Anymore?

They've taken away
All sense of home.

[sniffles]

- I'll give you that.

Start from scratch.

We...You and me--

We'll start a home together.

- come on, dr. J.

Just one dance.

Hey, just relax!

Like, move your hips.

Whoo! Yeah.

Hey, just do what I do.

Come on.
Oh, yeah.

That's it.
No, that's it. Yeah.

That's great.

Hey, you looked like clark kent
In that phone booth,

Minus the glasses.

- one thing I never got
About superman--

Why the cape?

It would only increase
The drag coefficient

When he's flying.

- [laughs]

Whoo!
Hey, try this one.

Ready?

- oh.

- and then--
And then you.

[laughs]

Whoa. Sorry.

- [wheezing]

- ava, ava?

You, call 911.

- no, back! Get back!

Give us some room.
Back!

- excuse me.
Jeremiah!

Excuse me.

Jeremiah.

- she's not breathing,
But she has a pulse.

- okay, I've got
An ambu-bag.

- ava's potassium results
Came back,

And her levels are very low.

They've started her
On a potassium I.V.,

But she's stabilized
And sleeping.

You did good.
- huh.

But we still haven't figured out
What her problem is.

- no.

- cushing's was a reasonable
Diagnostic path to follow,

But there were no diurnal
Variations in cortisol levels.

- right.
- we just need to...

Square her low potassium
With her other symptoms

While factoring in
Her smoking.

- wait, wait,
Ava said she didn't smoke.

What makes you
Think otherwise?

- when I gave her
Mouth-to-mouth,

I-I tasted tobacco.

- are you sure?
Why would she lie about that?

- maybe she was embarrassed.

Everyone knows
How foolish it is to smoke.

- true...

I wonder if she's
A heavy smoker.

- the answer could be
In my medical bag.

Th-this probably isn't
Diagnostically relevant.

- let's hope not.

- no cigarettes.

- well, she wasn't lying
About not smoking.

She chews.

- chewing tobacco.
- mm-hmm.

- that would explain
Her expectorating proficiency

As well
As the empty soda can.

She took hers with her
After dinner.

What kind of reaction
To tobacco

Would cause her symptoms?

- this brand is heavily flavored
With licorice.

- glycyrrhizic acid.

- licorice poisoning.
It lines up.

- [whispering indistinctly]

[speaking spanish]

Look at you.

[cell phone rings]

It's boris.

- oh, why don't you
Take the call?

I'll put his diaper on.

- papa. Thank you.

- okay. We got it.

- I haven't seen one of these
In a while.

- what kind of pediatrician
Are you?

- the kind that hasn't seen
One of these in a while.

- okay.

- but I can do it
With your help.

Here. Hands.

- right. Okay.

[baby babbling]
- let's do this.

- let's do it.

- legs.
- legs.

- yes.
- okay, lifting.

- good job, carlos.
- good work, bud.

- this goes here.
[carlos blows raspberry]

- uh, I don't see
Any safety pins.

- they don't use safety pins
Anymore.

- oh, so now
You're the expert.

- of the two of us, yeah.

- yeah?
- [giggling]

- I'm not so sure about that.

- step aside, my friend.

Let a real man at it.
- all right.

- vamonos.
It's gonna be okay.

Uh...
[carlos crying]

- I know, sweetheart.
- it's okay, bud.

Started crying
The second I stepped in.

[carlos crying]

- it's okay.

Ohh.

[carlos slurping]

His suck is unusually weak.

[gasps]

I can't believe this.

- what?

- ankyloglossia.

[carlos babbling
And sputtering]

- yeah.
You're right.

His lingual frenulum
Is unusually short.

- oh, what a relief.

And a frenectomy is simple.

Once the membrane is cut,

Carlos will have
Normal range of motion

With his tongue.
- nice work.

How many pediatricians
Would have caught that?

- not many concierge doctors

Would have helped me
Put a diaper on.

- all right,
So the bad news is

Neither of us is very good
With cloth diapers.

- heh, no kidding.

[laughter]
[speaking gibberish]

- but the good news is
We have a diagnosis.

- you do? What?

- ankyloglossia.

- he's tongue-tied?

- that's right.

And, marisa,
It's a simple fix.

- ohh. Aww.

You guys make a good team.

[chuckles]
Mwah!

- this one's
My favorite.

- oh, they--
They got my name wrong.

Actually, it's not even close.

[laughter]

- at least you weren't
Photographed carrying a purse

With that dress.

- [chuckles]

Hey, for once,
The headline is true.

I did o.D.

On licorice.

- well, as soon as we get
Your potassium levels up,

You'll be dancing
With the devil in no time.

- [laughs]

You...Saved my life,

And I don't think
I properly thanked you.

How do I thank you?

- you can give up tobacco.

- ah, it's easier
Said than done.

I've tried before.

- actually, this may help.

- [chuckles] Oh.

"Dugout chew bubble gum.

"Chew, spit, and adjust

Like the real big league
Ball players."

Well, I don't know
About that last one, but...

Thank you.

- I didn't see your message
Until I got out of bed.

I've never done that before.

I am so sorry.

- wait, you're sorry
About not answering the phone

In the middle of the night
On your day off?

- is that crazy?

- it's a little crazy.

You have nothing
To feel guilty about.

- [laughs]

- or do you?

- no.

[distant siren]

- I'll make a call, okay?

I'll see if something else
Is available.

- I love it.
- me too.

- it's gonna be perfect.

So convenient.

Surrounded
By other students and...

And it's all mine.

- really?

- what you said last night...

You were right.

I want to start from scratch,

And part of that
Is having my own space.

I don't want
To live in the past anymore.

I'm...Ready
To start my future.

- this is gonna be great.

- I know.

- do you have
Another patient for me?

- uh, no.
I'm here for me.

- hank...I hate
To break this to you,

But, uh...

I think you need
A big boy doctor.

- [chuckles]

I just can't find
The hidden lobster.

[grunts]

- what's this?

- it's a backstage pass
To ava's concert

At madison square garden.

- oh, my god.

What's the catch?

- no catch.

- yet you're still here.

- I am.

I been thinking
About what you said,

About who you wanted
In your life--

Someone who has a life,

Someone who's
Not a workaholic.

- someone who gives me
Backstage passes to see ava.

- I know I'm a doctor, but...

I think I can be
That guy.

I want to be that guy.

What do you say?