All language subtitles for Royal.Pains.S03E12.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-ViSUM_track3_[eng]

- previously on royal pains...

- paige collins,
Will you marry me?

- yes!
- yes?

- yes!
- yes!

- we've got to break up.
- excuse me?

- I'm leaving, and it's making
It really hard for me to go.

- jack,
Your white blood cell count

Came back slightly abnormal.

- abnormal?
- no need for alarm.

- alarm never entered
My mind.

- this is dr. Lawson.

I'm at 1 cayne court

With a 35-year-old male.

He was mistakenly
Given oral steroids.

- I want to offer
My resignation.

- I accept.

- dr. Van dyke didn't
Administer the wrong medication.

I did.

[rock music]

*

- * oh

*

* sometimes I wish my body

* was something
That I didn't need *

- you're not up yet?

- [groans]

- come on. You're gonna
Be late for work.

Staff meeting?
Patients to save?

- they're all saved. Come here.
Come back to bed.

There's a foot of square surface
Area left. Come on.

- I let them sleep inside
When daddy's not here.

Hi.

- you know, I can't believe your
Folks are gone for a whole week.

- yeah. We get the place
All to ourselves.

- mm-hmm.
- just the four of us.

- yeah.

- you really don't mind
Having them in bed?

- no, I get it.

Patton had another nightmare,
Didn't you?

- yeah, and macarthur
Followed loyally behind.

You know how little brothers
Can be.

[laughs]
- adorable.

- mm-hmm. If only they
Had a sister, you know?

Someone to be protective of.

- yeah, as long as she's not
Too girly, though.

Come on, 'cause the boys
Like to play catch

And watch scary movies.

Yeah, but three does sound
Like a nice number.

- yeah.
I've always wanted three.

Are we still talking
About dogs?

- it doesn't sound like it,
Does it?

[patton whines]

All right, we get it,
Buddy. You're right.

- I like this
"Playing house" thing.

Which reminds me--I made your
Favorite sandwich for lunch,

But you can only enjoy it

If you get out of bed
And go to work.

- wait a minute. You mean--?
- peanut butter and banana.

- peanut butter and banana.
Yeah!

- [laughs]
- oh, my god.

I love this "Playing house"
Thing. It's perf--

- no, don't say it.

- right.
Don't want to jinx it.

- no.

- I'm sorry.
Divya did what?

- she was working
At hamptons heritage

And she gave the wrong meds
To eric kassabian.

- hold on a second.

Since when does divya
Work at hamptons heritage?

- I don't know.
We didn't discuss that.

- why would she work there?

Why would--why would she
Work there and not tell us?

- I don't know
And I don't know.

We didn't discuss that
Either.

- well, what--?
What did you discuss?

- she said she resigned from
The hospital after the incident.

- and then what did you say?

- nothing.
- what?

- ev, we were in the middle
Of celebrating your engagement.

I didn't want
To discuss it.

- well, we'll discuss it
Right now.

That's what staff meetings
Are for, right?

- no. I don't want you harassing
Her with questions.

We know divya.

We know she feels bad enough
About what happened.

She doesn't need to
Be tormented by you.

- I'm not gonna torment her.

I'm just gonna get some
Information, that's it.

- just leave it alone.

- wow, you must be
Really angry.

- I'm not angry.
- seriously?

She was keeping
A secret job from you

And then she almost killed
A hankmed patient.

- hi, guys.

You guys are talking
About divya.

- no, we're not.

- okay, well, while we're
"Not talking about it,"

I just want to say--

- we're not talking about it

Because divya
Should be here any minute.

- no, she'll be late.
She's on a clinic visit.

- what do you mean?

- I mean that I called
About a patient

And she said that she would
See him on her way in.

- where?

- hank, I'm sure this is
Something that divya can manage.

- oh, yeah. I just want to see
If she needs a hand.

Text me the address.

- [exhales]

He is so gonna tear the cape
Off her batman.

It's an expression.

- right.

[rock music]

*

[cheering]

*

- * should we dance
Until we fall? *

*

* break our hearts
And show them all *

*

* 'cause you should know

* and simply go

* no one's home

*

- hey.

- hank,
What are you doing here?

- heard there was a patient.
Who is it?

- I haven't met him yet. But
Supposedly he's the lead singer.

- really? That guy?

- he was complaining
Of leg weakness,

But by the looks of things,
He's feeling all right now.

*

- * protect our hearts

* show them all

* 'cause you should know

- hey, hank.

I know that
We haven't had a chance

To talk about the mistake
I made with mr. Kassabian.

To be honest,
I don't know how I missed

That he was a diabetic
On the chart.

I've played that moment
Over--

- you were on your own time,
Not hankmed's.

The specifics are between you
And hamptons heritage,

And it seems you've resolved it
With them so...Matter resolved.

*

- * no one

*

[crowd gasps]

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- is jared going to be okay?

- it looks like a small cut.

- do you feel nauseous?
- no way.

I'm 1,000%. Except
For the bleeding face thing.

- well, what about your legs?
The weakness?

- yeah, that's pretty weird.

But that slide was awesome,
Right?

Calliope, will you go find out
If anybody got that on camera?

- all that showboating could
Have gotten you seriously hurt.

- move your elbow for me.
Like this.

- it's called showmanship.
And it's what got us a producer.

Last year at this time,

We were living in a tiny place
In the city,

Playing rathole clubs
For free drinks,

And now we're staying
At this crazy mansion

And we're recording
Our first album.

We're gonna be rock stars.

- yeah, but we've got to
Finish the album first.

- extend your knees
For me, please.

Good. Point your toes.
Okay.

- I mean, my legs don't feel
Broken or anything.

Just the same as they
Have for the last few days.

Kinda weak and achy.

Usually I can jump right up
From a slide, like a cat.

- cats don't slide.

- it's a total crowd pleaser.
My best move.

And today, well,
You saw it.

Couldn't move my legs
In time.

What am I gonna do
Without my moves?

- you certainly didn't look
To be having any trouble

Before you flew
Off the stage.

- well, the show must go on.

- the band must go on. The cat
Slides we can do without.

- we're trying to get noticed by
The silversun pickups.

- yeah, yeah.

- they're headlining
The festival.

- right.

It looks like the only
Injury from the fall

Is this cut
On your eyebrow.

Divya, would you
Grab the suture kit?

- what, you mean like,
From my eyebrow ring?

Oh, man, it's gone.

- yeah, it is.
Come here.

- why some pig?

- jared and todd
Picked the name

Before calliope and I
Joined the band.

It's from
Charlotte's web.

You know, 'cause they're like
Charlotte and wilbur.

Best friends.

- look, we can't keep dragging
Out this video, all right?

We've got to work
On the album.

- we can do both.

- remember, you guys,

You may be coming
From different angles,

But you're both
On the same side.

- homer, not now
With the buddhism, okay?

- all right, jared, let's get
Started on your stitch.

- actually, why don't you
Get a patient history.

We need a detailed chart.
I'll do the stitch.

Thanks.

We'll get back to you
With the blood results

As soon as we have them.

In the meantime,
No stage slides, no dives,

No rock star moves
Of any kind.

- I can't turn it off.

- how about turning it down?

- oh, hank, I've still
Got some questions

On the medical history.

- okay, why don't you
Finish that

And I'll meet up with you
At the office later.

- well, I could help you
With the patient load.

Divide and conquer.

- yeah. Let's stick together
On patient visits. For now.

- ah, that's a grounder.

- it's about time you joined the
Rest of the medical profession

On the golf course.

- you know what?

The truth of the matter is,

I tried it a few times
And I just wasn't very good.

- yeah, you're still not.

Keep your left arm
Straight on the back swing.

Remember?
Not to worry.

I'm gonna have you shooting
In the 70s

By the end of the day.

Of course, we'll have to stop
At the ninth hole.

- ha ha ha. Keep my score low.
I get it.

You're a funny guy.

- I like
To make learning fun.

I think you killed a duck.

- it's good branching out from
Just doctor/patient, you know?

We can hang out without
My having to bill you.

- actually, doc,
I was gonna bill you.

- oh, right.

- come on. Now, that would
Just be rude, wouldn't it?

You did the second blood draw
Free of charge.

- we'll have
Those results soon,

But if you've been completely
Symptom free,

There should be nothing
To worry about.

- I have.

In fact, I've never had
A year like this one.

I'm tearing up the tour,
I'm traveling.

I'm having
The time of my life.

- that's great.
So no fatigue?

- nah.
Maybe a little lately.

But I'm playing more golf,

Making more
Cuts in the tournaments.

- what about stiffness?
Sore muscles?

- I'm playing more golf.
- how about weight loss?

- oh, yeah.
Thanks for noticing.

Yeah, did I mention?
I'm playing more golf.

- have you had any rashes?

- no.
That a definite no.

Why do you ask?
- I'm just ruling things out.

- you're not billing me,
Doc.

- let's see
How this shot goes.

- I like my chances.

- hey, now!

That was pretty good.

- * la la la
La la la *

* nah nah nah nah nah

* noh noh

* I'm looking for a q-tip

* it's not in that jar

* I found the q-tips

* I found
The q-tips *

* found the q-tips, yeah

* fou--

- everything okay?

- uh, yeah, yeah.
Never better.

How are you?

- good.
- cool. Good.

- all right.

- hey, henry!
Wait up!

Henry! Oh, god.

Wait up!

This is bad.
This is really bad.

This is so bad.

- you've had hives before.

You know a steroid cream
Clears them right up.

- I only get them when I'm
Freaked out, henry.

- yeah, it's called
A stress reaction.

- I know.
Stress and panic, right?

I had them
My first summer camp.

I had them when I had
My cpa exam.

- your third grade
Tap recital.

- exactly. That number
Was terrifying.

- so what are you
Afraid of now?

- nothing.
That's my point.

Nothing, except the hives.

I mean, I have hives
On my body.

And now the hives are
Giving me more hives.

There's just hives
Everywhere.

[groans]

- you're worried this is
A stress reaction

To being engaged.

- no, I'm--that's--
No, that's crazy.

- evan. Ev.
- don't.

That's off the table,
All right?

So what are we looking at?

Do I have, like, smallpox
Or scarlet fever or something?

- it's normal
To feel nervous.

Your life is changing.

- in a good way.

- I know.

- so how come my body
Doesn't know?

- good luck, ev.
Gotta run.

- stupid body.

- yeah, okay.
Be right there.

- jared's blood work came back.
No infection or malnutrition.

- divya.

- so based on his history
And symptoms,

I believe that he's suffering
From guillain-barre syndrome.

- div.

- as you know, these symptoms
Can increase in intensity

Until the patient
Is totally paralyzed.

I think that we should
Go see jared right away.

- I agree we need to get over
There, but not for gbs.

- these symptoms line up,
Hank.

- it's not gbs

Because gbs is not
Environmental or contagious.

- contagious?

- a second band member
Just called

With the exact
Same symptoms.

- you're sleeping with her?

- we didn't mean for it
To happen. It just did.

Don't be angry.

- I'm not angry at you,
Calliope.

Just your boyfriend.

- okay, let's just focus
On the illness right now.

- oh, well,
Whatever they have is an std.

- wha--?

- even though we all signed
An agreement

Not to sleep together because
It's unbelievably stupid

And it ruins bands every time.

- not every time.

And it's not like either of us
Are sleeping around.

- definitely not.

- calliope, can you
Describe your symptoms?

- just like jared's.

My legs feel like they weigh
100 pounds each and they hurt.

- okay, we don't know
This is sexually transmitted.

Right now we just need to
Do exams on both of you.

Divya,
Would you take calliope?

Thank you.

- and todd, I'm sorry.

For breaking the pact.

I am.

- give me a break.

- okay, guys,
I need to examine him privately.

- I told you, we've been sharing
One bedroom and one bathroom

Before we came here.

And we've always been
Joined at the hip.

- oh, not exactly.

Sometimes you were
Attached to calliope's hip.

- todd,
You can't fault his heart.

- look, we signed
That pact for a reason.

And you said,
"No big deal, man.

We're gonna meet groupies
Everywhere."

Remember?

- okay, you can pull up
Your pants.

You don't have
Any active lesions.

- because I figured
That was rock star.

But I didn't like
Those other girls.

I just like calliope.

- yeah, well, me too.

- okay,
I need to do another test.

Jared, could you
Take off your shirt, please?

- oh, my--oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

That's why I could never find
You guys at the plant

And why the ridiculous
Music video

Took twice as long
To shoot as it should have

And why you're never around
To help homer edit.

- oh, you want to fight
About that now?

- yeah. Yeah, I do.

- I got the video covered,
You guys.

- no way.
You'll edit out all the gore.

- why are we a band
That needs gore?

- okay, okay,
I'm sorry, guys.

I need everyone to clear
The room, please, right now.

- why?
These guys are my friends.

- I'm about to do
A spinal tap.

He needs to be surrounded
By calm and quiet, not friends.

Please.

- a-a-a spinal tap?
That's serious, right?

- it's just a test.
Lie down.

It's called a
Polymerase chain reaction test

On his spinal fluid.

Here, if you could
Hug that, please.

Lie in the fetal
Position.

It'll help us look
For stds that are latent

Or inactive right now,

But could still
Be causing his symptoms.

- oh, so you're just looking
For proof that he's horny?

I don't need to
Be worried about him?

- that's sweet, dude.

- shut up.

Just lay still, all right?

He's gonna be digging
Around in your spine.

- neither of them
Had active lesions,

But you're
Still thinking stds?

- the pcr will tell us

If they've had
An std or an infection

In or around the brain,

Which could account
For the leg weakness.

- we should get mris too.

- what makes you think that?

- well, we could test

For epidural abscesses
Or spinal tumors.

- matching spinal tumors?

Divya, you're throwing every
Test you can think of

At these patients because,
After what happened,

You're afraid
You're gonna miss something.

Let's just wait and
See the results of the pcr.

- hank, I know I made
A mistake.

- and I know
People make mistakes.

- then why are we
Still not talking?

- I think we've made progress
On the differential.

- whoa! Oh.
- oh! Ah, sorry, jack.

- hey, no, casey, I'm glad
I almost ran into you.

Unless that's hot.
- oh, very.

- then I'm glad
For the near miss.

Listen, I am looking
For a game tomorrow.

Are you interested?
- oh, uh, yeah, I don't know.

I do have a lot of work
On my desk.

But thank you.
- okay.

Yeah, you know,

I'll probably have other
Tee times at shinnecock.

- shinnecock?
- you heard me.

- yeah. I'd give my firstborn
For 18 at shinnecock.

I mean, I don't have
A firstborn, but if I did,

Forget about it, I--
- casey, in or out?

- uh...In.
- yeah.

- yeah. If we're clear.

It's golf.
Not a date, just golf.

- did I say date?
- no.

- I meant date,
But I cleverly didn't say it.

- I am moving
To south america,

So I'm just--
I'm trying to stay focused.

- I like focus. Focus is good.
Focus is great.

Focus bodes
Well for our golf game.

Our "Just golf game."

- all right.
- [laughs]

See you tomorrow.

- uh, I'm sorry, jack?
Uh, what's that on your neck?

- oh, ah.
- yeah.

- hazard of the trade.
Sunburn.

Don't be late, casey.

- serious sunburn.

- honey, I'm home.

- how was your day, dear?

- eventful. Apparently,
I went back to the '50s.

- [laughs]

I probably went
A little overboard,

But I wanted it
To be authentic.

Look.

- yeah, I really--I really think
That I have enjoyed it.

- good, good.

Good, because, you know,

Some people would be getting
Nervous right now,

All our talk about the future
And everything, but not us.

Is something wrong?

I did go overboard,
Didn't I?

- no, uh, I--my shoulders
Are sore. That's all it is.

It was billing all day and
I was hunched over the computer

And bringing home the bacon.

- well, why don't I
Give you a massage?

Why don't I take
Your shirt off?

- no, no, no.

Um, come on, paige,
The '50s are over,

As is
The subjugation of women.

You don't need to be
At your man's beck and call,

So why don't I give you
A massage?

- deal.

Not gonna pass that up.

- so why don't you
Just turn around?

- okay.

- and, uh, get ready.

Let me just
Warm up my hands.

Okay.

And there we go.

Nice and deep.

- that's good.

- oh.

- mmm.
So passionate.

- is your belly sore?

- it's not bad.

- my stomach
Hurts like crazy.

- hey, guys,

- oh, hey, doc.
- hey.

- here you go.

I'll be right back.

- hey, everything okay?
- no.

They arrived saying that
Their pain has gotten worse.

They can barely walk,

And now they have
Urine retention as well.

- bladder paralysis?

- we need to catheterize them
Both to decrease the pressure.

But they also need mris.

[phone beeps]

And this time,
I'm not grasping at straws.

- I agree.

Can you take care of
The catheterization?

I'll meet you
At the hospital.

- put some clothes on,
Morty.

- [whistling a tune]

- hey, did I
Miss an appointment?

- uh, no. No.

- you haven't come to give me
More bad news?

Oh, I'm pregnant,
Aren't I?

- [laughs]
Uh, no.

I got
Your blood results back.

- uh-huh.

- the anti-dna test
Came back positive for lupus.

- in your profession, positive
Is a negative thing, right?

What--what is lupus?

- it's an autoimmune disease

That can affect
Your joints and organs.

- that's why I had
The dupuytren's

Up until last summer?

- uh, no, actually
That's unrelated,

But it's probably been causing
The stiffness and fatigue

That you've been attributing
To your golf game.

- well, okay.
So are you gonna fix it?

- there's no cure.

- pardon me?

- lupus is a chronic disease,
But it's manageable.

- okay, but, I mean,

I'm not gonna have to quit
The tour, though, am I, doc?

Come on, doc, I just
Got back in the game.

- yeah, no, I know.
And no, you're not out yet.

Many people with lupus
Live active lives.

We'll talk about
A long-term treatment plan,

But first we have to learn more
About your progression.

- progression?

Sound like I've progressed to
The end of my good luck streak.

- not necessarily. Jack,
We can fight this together.

- okay, well,
We'll fight it together later.

I've got a lesson.

[rock music]

- * if you want me to stay
In step with you *

* then you'll need to know

* I think you've
Covered the steps *

* with the friends
That you took *

* and the break was good

- there's inflammation

Across the width of the spinal
Cord in both patients,

But I find
No structural lesions

To account for the swelling.

- transverse myelitis?

- well,
Tm could be secondary

To several
Infections and diseases.

- stds are still
A possibility.

- right.

Follow up with the lab
About the pcr.

I'll have the hospital start
Them on steroids

To treat the inflammation,

But we've got to find
The underlying cause soon.

- oh, by the way, divya.
I heard what happened.

Don't beat yourself up
Too much about it.

You are still great
At what you do.

- where'd you go?
Paige?

- in here.
Come look what I found.

This is so disgusting!

- what--?

What did you guys do?

[dogs whining]

- evan, look.

It's bedbugs, isn't it?

They've invaded new york and
Now they're here. In my bed.

- well, this does
Look like a bite,

But bedbugs usually bite
In lines or clusters.

This looks more
Like a conenose.

- that does not sound
Less gross.

- oh, uh, well sometimes
They're called kissing bugs

'cause they bite the skin
Exposed while you're sleeping.

Usually your face.

- oh. Okay. How did we
Get bugs in our bed?

- uh, well,
They live in wooded areas.

Sometimes animals
Can bring them inside.

I don't know.

- patton and macarthur.
They've been sleeping with us.

- our boys have bugs?

- your hives are probably an
Allergic reaction to the bites.

- hives?
Since when do you have hives?

- wait. You didn't--?
Uh, sorry, dude.

- did you hear that, honey?
Kissing bugs.

Even our bugs are romantic.
Isn't that--?

- hey.
- hey.

- did they move
The first tee?

We had a game today, jack.

- I forgot, casey.
I'm sorry.

- he forgot.

Hey, you know, if you
Needed to cancel,

You could have emailed,
Texted, uh,

I don't know,
Sent a carrier pigeon?

- next time, carrier pigeon.

- everything okay?

- well, um,
I'm out of luck.

I thought I bought
A little extra last summer,

But now that's all gone.

I should have known things
Were going too well.

- let me get this straight.

You're missing our game

So you can still here and feel
Sorry for yourself?

- look, you don't understand.

I--you know, like, this year
Has been amazing, all right?

Three top ten finishes.

I've qualified
For next year's u.S. Open.

Peter kostis even
Said I had a great swing.

But now, now I've got...

I've got to fight things.

- so fight.

- it's not that simple.

- it never is.

- [clears throat]

- look, so the other shoe
Dropped. That's life.

There's always gonna be
Another shoe.

And you can waste a lot of time
Worrying about it

While life
Just passes you by.

- who are we
Talking about now?

- I'm just saying
That not everyone

Gets to live their dream,
Not even for a short time.

And for that matter,

Not everybody gets
A tee time at shinnecock.

So, mr. Jack o'malley,
Are you in or are you out?

- I'm in.
- that's what I thought.

Let's go.

- you know,
I like you, casey.

- see how you feel when I'm
Done wiping the course with you.

- [laughs]

- hey, todd.
- hey.

- have you been here
All night?

- what can I say?
The guy's my best friend.

- if you don't
Mind me saying,

You don't seem to agree
On very much.

- uh, well, we've been like that
Since high school

When it was just the two of us
Playing music in my garage.

One day jared says, "We should
Do this as our job."

Like it was that easy.

- what about calliope?

- she's great, isn't she?
So's jared.

I mean, I'd hate him
If I didn't love him so much.

She deserves
Someone like him.

- how are they feeling?

- better.

- the steroid is decreasing
The inflammation

Until we can discover
And treat the underlying cause.

- which could be something
Serious, right?

Worse than an std?

I mean, if
They're almost paralyzed...

- it could be
A number of things.

We'll know more soon.

- okay, thanks.

You guys need anything?

I'm gonna hit
The vending machines.

Ow! Aah!

Ah, my legs!

Ow!

I can't stand up.

[phone beeps]

- we got
Todd's mri results back.

His spinal cord
Is also inflamed.

So we have got
Three band members

With transverse myelitis.

Back to square one.

- [knocks on door]

No, the third patient rules out
Stds. That's progress.

[knocks]

- yes.

- homer?

- but we can't find
The fourth patient.

- possible fourth patient.

[taps]
Homer!

- I'm gonna try around back.

- well, I guess I will too.

Homer?
- homer?

Homer!

Homer!

Homer!

- aloha!

Sorry.
Sorry about--sorry about that.

I, um, I'm just trying to
Jumpstart the creative process.

How are jared and calliope?

- they're fine.
How are you feeling?

- mind and spirit are one.
Why do you ask?

- todd is now presenting
With the symptoms.

- but we don't want to
Jump to conclusions.

Have you had any pain or
Weakness in your extremities?

- not at all.

- can you tell us about anything
You've done differently

From your bandmates
In the last few weeks?

- we pretty much go everywhere
Together.

Here, the van, the gigs.
But I'm a vegan.

Never done drugs.
Oh, and I repeat a mantra.

I think those guys could
Really use that, actually.

- ah, I'm not sure
It'll help

With transverse myelitis,
Unfortunately.

- other than that,
It's been all about the video.

[music playing]

*

- a field. Maybe ticks?
Lyme disease?

- three different
Infected ticks?

- oh, there was one place
I wouldn't go.

- where was that?

- a processing plant.

*

That place goes against
Everything I stand for.

- what kind of
Processing plant?

- pork. Jared can kind of get
Literal about our band name.

- well, did they eat any pork?
As part of the video?

- no clue.

- you know, it could be some
Odd form of trichinosis.

I'll get muscle biopsies
Right away.

- uh, divya.
Divya, hey.

I know you want to
Save the day here,

But racing toward
An unlikely diagnosis

Won't erase your mistake.

It'll just lead to more.

- you think I'm trying to
Vindicate myself?

I am trying to do my job,

Which isn't easy with you
Over my shoulder,

Second-guessing
My every instinct.

- yeah,
Because you're off-balance.

You're not
Thinking things through.

- then just fire me.
Fire me and get it over with.

But stop treating me
Like just another employee.

- when you stop treating me

Like a disapproving parent
You have to hide things from.

- I hid moonlighting
At hamptons heritage from you

Because it is
My financial mess.

I had to clean it up myself.

I didn't need you
Swooping in to fix it.

- so rather than depend
On anyone, you took a job

And started burning
The candle at both ends?

- see?
You wouldn't have approved.

- I would have also
Probably tried to help,

So I guess it's all my fault.

- sounds like she didn't
Want to disappoint you.

And he's hurt because
You didn't trust him.

You guys must be
Really good friends.

- wait a second.

Are those workers
Behind the band or extras?

- oh, like we could afford
Extras.

We couldn't even afford to shut
Down the plant while we shot.

- they're wearing masks,
But--but your friends aren't.

- yeah. They made the band
Sign waivers.

Jared was going for a look.

- what--what's that machine
With the hoses?

- oh,
It's an air compressor.

- what is it used for?

- blowing out the brains.
Barbaric, right?

I guess some people
Eat them with eggs.

I'm gonna cut this part.

- so brains from
The animals were airborne.

- the band could have
Breathed it in.

- pig dna
Is close to human.

- valve transplants
Happen every day.

- yeah, but if the animal myelin
Were misread by the body...

- then it would be
Like graft versus host.

- immune mimicry, causing
Spinal cord inflammation,

Heavy legs,
Bladder paralysis.

- this is a simple
Autoimmune response?

- oh, it's anything
But simple.

- I agree.
I don't get it.

- so your immune system
Is designed to defend

Against germs, viruses,
That kind of thing,

But if something gets inside

That looks like
Your own tissue--

- in this case,
The nerve tissue of the pigs--

- your body
Can't tell the difference

And starts attacking
Everything around it too.

- your own nerve tissue becomes
Collateral damage.

- but if we all breathed it
Together,

Why did jared get sick first?

- different bodies,
Different immune systems.

They react
In their own time.

- can you stop it?

- you'll all need to
Take a blood product

That contains antibodies.

It'll neutralize
The foreign substance.

- you'll also need to continue
With the steroids

For a bit as well,
But you'll be fine.

- okay, I can't believe we have
Aerosolized pig brains.

[laughter]

How did you guys
Come up with this?

- it was all thanks to homer.

- hey, homer.

- nice.

- hey.
- hey.

- what the--?
A bow? No.

Bows on
Patton and macarthur?

- until I get my girl.
- no, come on.

The other dogs at the park
Are gonna make fun of them.

- hey, hey, don't--
Don't touch.

- sorry, boys. Sorry for
The emasculation. Come on.

- okay, so the dogs
Are covered.

Did you wash the pillows
And sheets in extra hot water?

- three times.

I took everything
In that room

And put it in a plastic bag
Outside

So the little bastards
Will fry.

- good.

- get in. Get in there.
Get in there. Good boys.

See, I've proven that
I am in no way freaked out

Or intimidated by or
Even moderately uncomfortable

With our
Upcoming nuptials.

- okay, well, it would be
All right if you were.

- but I'm not.
I'm not at all.

It was the bugs.
It was the kissing bugs.

Hey, this ought to
Cheer you guys up.

It was the not remotely romantic
Despite their name bugs.

- hurry!

- aah!

- here we go.

- oh, I'm just saying
It's not uncommon

For people to be nervous.

I mean, an engagement
Is a big thing.

- it is, I know.
Just not for us.

- no, no.
Not--not us.

We're--we're--we're
So comfortable.

- are you freaked out?

- maybe just a little bit.
Please don't be upset.

I think maybe that's why I went
So overboard playing house.

I was trying
To convince myself

That there's nothing
To be scared of.

- like immersion therapy.
- right.

And it's not
Because I don't love you

And it's not because I don't
Want to marry you,

It's just, I've never thought
About my future before.

You know, it's always
Six months at a time

And always taking care of
My mom

Or being there for my dad.

I just never thought
About forever.

- the "F" word.
- [laughs]

Yeah.

- I get it.

I mean, you can tell me
Things like that.

That's what I'm here for--
To comfort you,

Make you feel better
When you're nervous.

- wow. You're good.

[laughs]

My nervousness
Is almost gone.

- almost?

- totally gone.

- get in.

And remember
This conversation, okay?

For when I get the jitters
The night before the wedding.

- well, apparently, I'm gonna
Be able to tell right away.

I'm gonna see it
All over your body.

It is so cute that you get hives
When you're scared.

I love it.

- oh, god.
Stupid body.

[actress in movie screams]

- hey, jack.
- hey, hank.

I, uh, well, you said
You wanted to see

Where I am
With this lupus thing, right?

- I did.
I'm just glad you heard.

Divya taking
Good care of you?

- yeah, yeah.

She asked me everything
About my medical history

Dating back to my
First pediatrician.

Then she leeched me
And had me pee in a cup.

- yeah?

- I know that you did a
Urinalysis during the physical,

But I checked the
Chart carefully,

And I noticed a variation,

So I thought I'd take
A second sample to be safe.

- well, it was a morning test,
So the minor--

You know what?

You had an instinct,
And I trust it.

Hey, I'm glad
You stopped by.

I was gonna visit you
Later today.

- aw, doc, not more bad news.
I can't take it.

- no, no, no, no.

I was gonna tell you,
I found out tim raines,

Seven-time all-star, three time
World series champ,

He kept playing baseball after
He was diagnosed with lupus.

- I will keep playing, doc,
As long as I can.

And I will always be grateful
For the best time of my life,

No matter how many shoes
There are.

- huh?
- that's a--we--never mind.

Anyway, you know what?
I did some reading.

This lupus thing
Is not so bad.

- yeah, and it could take years
To develop.

- yeah, so I'm lucky I have you
Along for the ride.

- I'm lucky you give
Free golf lessons.

- yeah. See ya.

- see ya.
- see ya.

- yeah.

- good-bye.
- good-bye. Okay.

- [sighs]

Homer was right.
I was hurt.

I didn't know it,
But I was.

And just so you know,

I still think you are
The best at what you do.

- thanks, hank.

- what's the matter?

- it is only
A semi-quantitative test.

I mean, we really need to--
- divya, what is it?

- jack's proteins
Are plus three.

It wasn't a minor variation
On the original test.

His lupus is more
Advanced than we thought.

- it's attacking
His kidneys.

- all right, so just
So I understand,

How long
Did you work there for?

- a few weeks.
- a few weeks?

And then you just, like,

Fell asleep on the job
Or something?

- evan.
- sorry.

But you discussed everything
With hank, right?

You guys, like, made up
And everything?

- yes.
- all right.

- please tell me that this
Interrogation is nearly over.

- it's over. It is.
One more question.

Are you still worried
About money?

- divya! Nice shirt.
Thanks for coming.

- oh, you're welcome.
I wouldn't have missed it.

- hey, I'm evan r. Lawson,
The cfo of hankmed, okay.

- nice to meet you.

Um, hey, listen,
Uh, come backstage.

Everybody's back there.
- all right, cool.

- just come--
- excuse us. This way?

- yeah, keep going.
- I'm a cfo. Please. Thank you.

- guys, guys,
Divya's here.

- hey.
- hey.

- and this is evan.
- look at you.

- hey, man, evan.

- calliope, jared.
- evan.

- hey, man.
- what's up?

- I take it that the intravenous
Immunoglobulin is working

And decreasing the autoimmune
Response of the pig myelin.

- I have no idea what that
Means, but I feel awesome.

- me too. 1,000%.

- whoa.

- that means
That it is working.

- not only that,
But now we're in the running

To open for the silversun
Pickups on their tour this fall.

- are you kidding me?
Dude, I love them.

That's--congratulations.
- thank you.

- they must have really
Enjoyed the album.

- we still haven't
Finished it.

- the music video?

- nope. Uh, that's actually
Not done, either.

- okay, so how did the silversun
Pickups come to love some pig?

- you tell her.

- uh, well the video of jared
Sliding off the stage

Went viral, and so they
Saw some of it

And actually managed to catch
Some of the music.

- and now they're here
To listen to us play.

- operative word there,
Listen.

- yeah.
- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

They're here to hear
The music, okay?

Not the jumping,
Sliding nonsense.

- dude, they're here
For the show.

- yeah, I know, but the show
Is the music.

- okay, guys, guys.
Same side, remember?

- right. Okay.
Oh, hey, check it out.

[crowd chanting
"Some pig"]

That's our cue.
[laughs]

We got this.

- [laughs]

[chanting continues]

[cheering]

- yeah!

[cheering]

[rock music playing]

*

- * and I was stranded
On the ocean *

* I was drowning there
Of thirst *

* so I came
Out to the desert *

* where I tried to fight it,
But I got... *

- uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Oh, whoo! That's great.

Good job.

[laughs]

[talking continues]

- * I know it doesn't seem
That way *

* but maybe
It's the perfect day *

* even though the bills
Are piling *

* maybe lady luck
Ain't smiling *

* there's gold
In them hills *

* there's gold in
Them hills *