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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,603 Male announcer: previously, On royal pains... 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:03,604 - paige collins, Will you marry me? 3 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:04,638 - yes! 4 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:06,407 - you think you'll be able To provide for paige 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,775 In the style to which She is accustomed? 6 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,310 [glass shatters] 7 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,679 - [gasping] 8 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,214 - maybe you should Talk to someone. 9 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,782 [steam hissing] 10 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:15,816 - wait, please. 11 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,817 - keep going. 12 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,052 - das ist sie nicht. 13 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,487 - what does that mean to you? 14 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,055 - es ist nicht ihr. 15 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:21,989 "It's not her." 16 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,392 - my parents feel entitled To restitution. 17 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,160 - my parents cut me off, raj. 18 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,562 I can't even afford The gratuity on this. 19 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,631 Thank you again. - don't thank me. 20 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,832 We need you around here. 21 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,467 - I want to grow hankmed. 22 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,703 - I've heard these kinds Of suggestions before. 23 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,271 - we're talking about A whole new level here. 24 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:39,207 I have a fully fleshed-out Business plan. 25 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,309 - is this about you Wanting a bigger business? 26 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,710 Or is this About you wanting 27 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,079 To make this A bigger business for paige? 28 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:54,388 - no, thank you for hosting Such a lovely party. 29 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,390 Uh, wonderful, wonderful... 30 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:57,391 Now, I'm going to-- 31 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,726 From looking At your home, 32 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,394 It's a beautiful, Exquisite home. 33 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,097 I'm going to assume that you're Quite a wealthy man. 34 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,566 Would you agree to that? 35 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:10,138 Now, I would like to guess the Exact amount of your net worth. 36 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,239 - hello, sir. 37 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,174 - hello. 38 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,209 What are you doing With these? 39 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,278 - I am promoting hankmed In an understated way. 40 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,779 That's the way you prefer me To do it, isn't it? 41 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,580 - I guess, but-- 42 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:22,150 - this promotion Is so understated, 43 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,484 No one even knows It's happening. 44 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,186 It's total Stealth marketing. 45 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,554 God, this pappy van winkle 46 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,888 Family reserve bourbon Is so good. 47 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:28,922 - I told you. 48 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,791 - oh, I added some footage Of the jitney crash 49 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,792 I found on youtube. 50 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,194 I am so grateful 51 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,895 For that horrible, Horrible accident. 52 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,896 - evan... 53 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,331 - just because, you know, 54 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,466 We've gotten a lot Of business out of it. 55 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:40,201 This birthday party. Brand-new client. 56 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,835 Found out about us Because of the crash. 57 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,537 - that's great-- Now be quiet, 58 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,838 'cause I want to watch The magician. 59 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:48,276 - I would like to borrow Someone's watch. 60 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,614 You, sir. May I? 61 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,449 - yeah! Um, sure. 62 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,218 - ah... 63 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,619 If you don't mind me asking, 64 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,821 How much was the box Of cereal that this came out of? 65 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,223 [laughter] 66 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,691 - no, seriously, What do you do for a living? 67 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,259 - I'm a...Doctor. 68 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,527 - a doctor? 69 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,829 With that watch. Wow. 70 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,798 Apparently health care reform Is working. 71 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,666 [laughter] Ah... 72 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,503 This is a watch. 73 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,438 - yeah, I'm not gonna let you Disappear this one, my friend. 74 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,207 It was a gift From my girlfriend, so... 75 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,175 - it's really A lovely watch. 76 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:22,376 - so, yeah, but you're not-- - whoa. 77 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:24,245 Now... 78 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,180 - pl--just be Careful, please. 79 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,515 - I will be gentle. 80 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,516 I will be gentle. 81 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,518 [metal clanking] Unh! 82 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,320 - be careful, please. - let's see what happens. 83 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,956 - what? - mmm. 84 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:36,957 Mmm! 85 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,226 [smacks lips] 86 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,696 The handkerchief. 87 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,731 - okay. 88 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,442 Now, that Is a doctor's watch. 89 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,344 [applause] Thank you! 90 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,911 Thank you, Ladies and gentlemen. 91 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,913 It was wonderful Being with you tonight. 92 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,882 So thank you. 93 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,951 And good night. 94 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,488 [applause] - oh, my god. 95 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,856 That was totally amazing. 96 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:09,923 - yeah, it was. 97 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,825 Almost as amazing as you Trying to steal my watch. 98 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,893 Give it back. - wha-- 99 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,462 [clanking] 100 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:21,402 - [hyperventilating] 101 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,772 Agh! Ah! 102 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,413 Gah! 103 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,348 [grunting] 104 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,952 [breathing hard] 105 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,791 [jingling] 106 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,025 Ladies and gentlemen, 107 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,927 Dinner is served. 108 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,597 [applause] 109 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,631 Thank you. 110 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,533 Thank you. 111 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,701 Thanks. 112 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,903 Are you really a doctor? 113 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,005 - uh, watch and all, I'm afraid. 114 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,006 Great trick. 115 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,574 - thank you, thank you. 116 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:03,344 Only it didn't go Exactly as I planned. 117 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,916 - [inhales sharply] 118 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,885 - I'm afraid that's not The worst of my problems. 119 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:16,324 [the blue van's independence] 120 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,858 * 121 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:22,830 - * my independence went away 122 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:27,435 * I didn't listen When it said * 123 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,770 * rely on yourself 124 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,872 * trusting someone else 125 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:36,977 * is a path For the silent ghost * 126 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,584 - um... 127 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,818 Is this okay? 128 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:45,886 - it's perfect. Thank you. 129 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:49,457 - thanks. 130 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,927 - so...What got you Into magic? 131 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,664 - uh, I thought It would impress the girls. 132 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,766 - ah, the basis of so many Things we do. 133 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,900 - heh, I was wrong. 134 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,636 Magic just made them Think I was weird. 135 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,438 "Er." weirder. - oh. 136 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:05,773 - unfortunately, by the time I figured that out, 137 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,575 I had already gotten Bitten by the bug. 138 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,543 I thought butter Was for burns. 139 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,845 - common misconception. 140 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,814 Butter traps heat In the tissue, 141 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:14,982 Which risks Causing more damage 142 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,684 And increases the chances Of infection. 143 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,519 Honey, on the other hand, 144 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,854 Has antiseptic qualities. 145 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,790 It seems like you've been doing Magic tricks for a long time. 146 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,724 - oh, since I was nine. 147 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,360 Not--not professionally, Of course, but... 148 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,363 Two years ago, I was doing magic part-time. 149 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,399 While I was selling Orthopedic shoes 150 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,733 In massapequa. 151 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,701 - oof. 152 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,103 - and then, I started Doing custom escapes 153 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,137 At private parties 154 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,639 For high-end clients. 155 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,708 And then, you know, Business just took off. 156 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,810 - rich people love custom. 157 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,712 - ooh, yes, they do. 158 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,780 - you on any medications? - no. 159 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,081 Well, a water pill. 160 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:50,418 Helps me drop weight Before a big escape. 161 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,821 - okay, deep breath. 162 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,693 Clear as day. 163 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,728 You got lucky. 164 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,763 - I got unlucky. 165 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,098 Magic is about rehearsal. It's about practice. 166 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,767 It's about planning. 167 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,669 Everything was going According to plan. 168 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,738 Then I started feeling Weak and sweaty. 169 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,907 I started getting panicky... Paralyzed by fear. 170 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,743 It was like I was Having a heart attack. 171 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:18,746 Uh, m-m-maybe I'm just Getting older, I don't know. 172 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,448 - maybe. 173 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,483 But maybe something more Is going on. 174 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,684 No more water pills, okay? 175 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,819 And let's do an ekg. 176 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,055 - okay. - okay. 177 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,795 - so I have been trying To get time with boris 178 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,464 To discuss my memories Of the crash, 179 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,631 Only I am having no luck. 180 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,567 - well, he is a new father, 181 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,435 And he is boris. 182 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:44,705 - and my calls do come with A history of asking for money. 183 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,106 - you want I should Set something up? 184 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,675 - would you? - not a problem. 185 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,044 - thank you. 186 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,146 - okay. - okay. 187 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,748 [typing on keyboard] 188 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,717 - any old business? - uh, yeah. 189 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,552 Magic andy's ekg Came back clean, 190 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,553 But as a precaution, 191 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,654 I put him On a holter monitor, 192 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,723 Which I'm checking later today Along with his burn. 193 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,826 - all right, anyone else? 194 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:06,627 Any new business? 195 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,095 - a few follow-ups This morning. 196 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,897 But then, If it's still right, 197 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,832 I believe I have The afternoon off. 198 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,702 - scheduled and scheduled, Divya. 199 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,803 Big plans? 200 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,237 - no. No. 201 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,606 Puttering, mostly. 202 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,474 - "Puttering." Very good. 203 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:24,712 Well, uh, I have Some new business. 204 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,480 At the party yesterday, 205 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,549 One of our hankmed Promotional dvds 206 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:32,052 Somehow made its way Into a v.I.P.P. 207 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,822 That's "Very important Person's pocket." 208 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:35,823 - ah. 209 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,758 - and that person 210 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,159 Just happens to be... 211 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,562 Matt lauer. 212 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:43,564 - ohh, you sucked up To matt lauer? 213 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,532 - I would have, But he left. 214 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,767 However...Thanks To social networking sites, 215 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,169 Us magazine, and The freedom of information act, 216 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:52,239 I learned that he has A weekend place in water mill. 217 00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:56,176 He exercises at the southampton Swim and racquet club, 218 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,177 And he can often Be seen browsing 219 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,779 In m'lady's vestibule, 220 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,548 His favorite hamptons Antique store. 221 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,616 - ah, well, as long As you're not stalking him. 222 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,619 - hank, I want to grow This business. 223 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,754 For us. 224 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,122 - evan...You wanna Be on tv...For you. 225 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,792 - why do you always Have to make it about me? 226 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,893 - it's not about me. 227 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,261 - it's always about you. 228 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,596 - all right, That's not fair 229 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:16,597 And that's not true. 230 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,031 - hey, so... 231 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,800 Why didn't you tell hank 232 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,201 That you're doing shifts At the hospital? 233 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,970 - I was going to. 234 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,772 But then I thought, Why burden him? 235 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:25,839 You know how he is. 236 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,641 I mean, He'd want to help out. 237 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:28,909 But then only way Out of this 238 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,044 Is for me to pay back Raj's parents. 239 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,846 Which is my problem, Not his. 240 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:33,647 - I don't know how many Different ways I can say no! 241 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,982 - I can't believe You're refusing 242 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,750 To do the today show. 243 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:37,885 - I'm not refusing. 244 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,819 They're not asking. 245 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,954 Which makes this An argument about nothing. 246 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,255 - okay, so if they did ask, Would you do it? 247 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,356 - what can I say that will Make you stop talking? 248 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,259 - you can answer the question. - fine! Yes. Evan... 249 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:49,162 If the real world somehow Collides with your world, 250 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,231 And the today show Wants hankmed on it, 251 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,866 Yes, I will do it. 252 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,568 - now, was that So hard to say? 253 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,803 - yes. 254 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,838 - look...It's your secret. 255 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,007 And...I'll keep it. 256 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,742 I just think that The longer I do, 257 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,010 The more awkward Things could get. 258 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,011 - it won't be forever. 259 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,814 Just until I get my financial House in order. 260 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,116 And I give you my word, It will not be awkward. 261 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,119 - what won't? 262 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,855 - nothing. 263 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,728 Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm s-- 264 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,863 - [sputters] 265 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,197 - puh! I'm sorry. 266 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,899 Oh, god, my stomach. 267 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,868 Gah! - what the hell are you doing? 268 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,269 - I'm sorry. Okay, look. 269 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,672 I just really want To talk to you for two seconds 270 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,139 About the today show, okay? 271 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,209 - seriously? That's why You're jumping on top of me? 272 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,879 - yeah, k-kind of. 273 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,380 - gee, I missed it this morning. All right. 274 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,850 All right, tell me, Who was the musical guest? 275 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:19,019 - so...You're not matt lauer. 276 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,121 - no. And you're not Natalie morales. 277 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,890 That's it. We got that cleared up now? 278 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,291 - yeah. - can I finish my swim? 279 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,093 - sure...Sure. 280 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,728 Have a good...Lap. 281 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,837 - andy? 282 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,942 [door creaks] 283 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,419 [chains jingling] 284 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,034 - andy? 285 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:10,771 - help! 286 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,139 [chains jingling] 287 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,041 - andy? 288 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,843 Okay...Okay... 289 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,079 [grunts] 290 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,215 Is there a key? 291 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,851 - no! No, there's not. 292 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:24,918 - all right, hang on. 293 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,686 I'm gonna Get you out of there. 294 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,858 Good. Good. 295 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,769 - are you okay? - [gasping] 296 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,973 - oh, my god. What is wrong with me? 297 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,908 What is wrong with me? - I don't know yet. 298 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,476 I'm not seeing any arrhythmias On your holter results, 299 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,079 So it's probably not Your heart. 300 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,114 All you've got is a slightly Elevated heart rate 301 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,515 While you were trapped. 302 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,284 - that's the thing. I shouldn't have been trapped. 303 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,952 I built this crate. 304 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,088 I mean, it was like I was in the chimney again. 305 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,123 Paralyzed by fear. 306 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,457 - all right, well, Then let's start 307 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,359 By checking your reflexes. Here you go. 308 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,030 Okay, lie down for me, Please. 309 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,465 - all right. 310 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,834 [groans] 311 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,969 [sighs] 312 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:16,937 Ooh! 313 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,238 Oh ho. Whoa ho. 314 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,040 - [chuckles] - ooh. 315 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,875 [laughing] That tickles. 316 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,543 - as long as it Makes your toes flex. 317 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,078 If they were to extend, It could indicate 318 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,981 A lesion in your spinal cord Or cerebral cortex. 319 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:30,183 - aren't you a big bag Of sunshine? 320 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,319 - [chuckles] Lift your shirt, please. 321 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,221 Yesterday, you mentioned You take a diuretic 322 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,555 To lose weight Before an escape. 323 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,290 - I know, it's not a six pack. 324 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,192 - no, no, no, no. I didn't mean that. 325 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,029 I need to test the quadrants Of your abdominals. 326 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,032 All right, You can sit up now. 327 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,067 What I'm getting at is, 328 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,502 If you're feeling The kind of pressure to perform 329 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,404 That's got you taking Water pills 330 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,540 And freezing up in situations You've rehearsed, 331 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:57,077 Then maybe what you have Is an anxiety disorder. 332 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,112 - okay...Yes, I-- 333 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,014 I have anxiety In my everyday life. 334 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,984 But it's not supposed To spill over 335 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,252 Into my act. 336 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,553 My act is rehearsed. 337 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,955 There's no surprises. 338 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,522 There's nothing to fear. 339 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,358 I'm actually more comfortable In front of an audience 340 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,027 Than I am one on one. 341 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,963 You okay, buddy? - hmm. 342 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,098 It's funny. I'm the exact opposite. 343 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,933 - yeah, most people are. 344 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,903 But to me, that-- That's the real magic 345 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:23,937 Of my act. 346 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,006 That I can transform this... 347 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,441 Introverted ex-shoe salesman 348 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,277 Into the kind Of polished performer 349 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,913 That rich, successful people, They clap for. 350 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,314 - well, if it is An anxiety disorder, 351 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,249 It can likely be controlled With medication. 352 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,518 - what about side effects? 353 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,054 Magic requires dexterity, It requires focus. 354 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,023 I can't take anything That's gonna impair that. 355 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,058 - look, I'm not Prescribing anything yet. 356 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,860 Let me take some blood. 357 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,095 See if that Gets us anywhere. 358 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,196 And, in the meantime... 359 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,064 No escapes. 360 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,134 - I have a huge show tonight. 361 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,169 If I don't barely escape From that crate 362 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,271 Right before J. Turner wellerbing 363 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,040 Drives his Aston martin into it, 364 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,208 He's not gonna be happy. 365 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,644 - okay, I'm not saying Don't do any magic. 366 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,479 Just stick to turning Handkerchiefs 367 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,647 Into hermes scarves 368 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,582 And quarters Into krugerrands. 369 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,951 - you said rich people Love custom. 370 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,052 Isn't that what you said? 371 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,154 - look, I will walk your blood Into the lab myself 372 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,889 And try to work my magic. 373 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,457 But until I know for sure What's going on with you, 374 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,259 I'm sorry, but mr. Wellerbing Is just gonna have to drive 375 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,994 His aston martin Into someone else 376 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,005 [cell phone rings] 377 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,376 [softly] Yes? 378 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,978 - hey, I need Our billing number 379 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,346 For the lab At hamptons heritage. 380 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,380 - again? 381 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,553 [whispering] "O" 8a7bgp732. 382 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,321 Why is that so hard For you to remember? 383 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,990 - hang on, let me get a pen. 384 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024 And why are you Talking like that? 385 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,659 Are you stalking Matt lauer? 386 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,696 - [whispering] No, I am not stalking him. 387 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,232 I am...Observing him From a safe distance 388 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,202 Until the moment is right For me to, uh, strike. 389 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,071 - evan, that's stalking. 390 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,406 - just call me when When you find a pen. 391 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,008 - wait, I got one! Hello? Evan? 392 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,209 Uhh! - hey there. 393 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,343 - hey. - problem? 394 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,180 - I need evan to give me Our billing number for the lab. 395 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,083 - "O" 8a7bgp732. 396 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,018 - how does he-- How do you-- 397 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,052 One more time. 398 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,087 - [laughs] 399 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,090 Come here. 400 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,058 "O" 8a... 401 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,359 732... 402 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,062 There you go. 403 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,097 Problem solved. 404 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,098 - thank you. 405 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,232 Now can you Get evan to quit 406 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,067 His tod show obsession? 407 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:34,801 - I'm sure it's just a phase. 408 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,003 - yeah, you thought him Saying, 409 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,071 "Evan r. Lawson, Cfo of hankmed" 410 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,206 Was just a phase too. 411 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,241 - wishful thinking, I guess. 412 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,110 - you know what I wish? - hmm? 413 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,677 - I wish there was A fake today show 414 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,113 I could hire To interview him. 415 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,547 Then he'd stop. 416 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,982 - you know, I have a friend 417 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,018 In the suffolk college Media department 418 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,320 She might be able To arrange something like that. 419 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,687 But wouldn't that be cruel? 420 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,755 - yeah. 421 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,390 Yeah, it would. 422 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:01,061 Let's call her. - okay. 423 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,996 [coughing] 424 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,099 - are you okay? - [loudly] I'm fine, hank! 425 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,667 - [loudly] Uh, okay...Jill. 426 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,136 Uh, maybe Have a sip of the tea. 427 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,071 - yeah. Okay. - okay. 428 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,105 - thanks. - see ya. 429 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,147 - hey, you're The new girl, yeah? 430 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,115 - um, the new p.A., yes. Divya-- 431 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,550 - I've written discharge papers For bed four, 432 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,185 But give him a road test first, Will you? 433 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,354 - road test? 434 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,655 - make sure he's sober. 435 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,158 - got it. What's going on with him? 436 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,159 - well, for starters, 437 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,160 He's uninsured 438 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,694 And smells Like cheap scotch. 439 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,762 He wanted a shot Of meperidine, 440 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:39,099 But I just gave him some antacid For his gastritis. 441 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,101 Drug seekers are like cats, You know? 442 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,571 You can't feed 'em Or they keep comin' back. 443 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,341 - mr. Lauer, You let me know 444 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,409 If there's anything I can help you with. 445 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,144 - thanks, bernice. I will. 446 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,253 - may I help you? 447 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,389 - um, no. No, actually. 448 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,092 I was just admiring This, uh, this beautiful horse. 449 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,159 - it's spectacular, Isn't it? 450 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:06,993 - mm-hmm. 451 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,661 - it was carved In the 19th century. 452 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,263 It was taken From the carousel 453 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,765 That appeared in the film Mary poppins. 454 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,501 - really? Mary poppins? - mm-hmm. 455 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,069 - the bridle, I think, Has been replaced, 456 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,570 But the tail Is original horsehair. 457 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,072 - okay, excuse me. Excuse me for one second. 458 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,608 Sorry. Ohh! - [shrieks] 459 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,775 Ohh! 460 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,811 Look what you've done To poor wilbur. 461 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,513 - wilbur? - oh, my... 462 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,415 - sorry, wilbur. - um... 463 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,350 Here, let me just-- - no, no, sir-- 464 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,651 - no, I can sew-- I can shove it back in. 465 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,785 - ju-ju-just stop it! 466 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,088 Just...Stop! 467 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,826 - mr. Watkins... How are you? 468 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,829 - my head hurts. My stomach hurts. 469 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:43,630 [burps] 470 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,099 I got gas shooting out Both ends. 471 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,234 Terrific. 472 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,468 - I hear that you Have been drinking. 473 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,769 - pff! A little. 474 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,106 Uh, if you get away with it On the job, right? 475 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,807 - you mind lifting up Your shirt for me? 476 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,677 - you'll have to toss me Some beads first. 477 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:02,449 Kidding. 478 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,417 Ahh. 479 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,694 [inhales sharply] 480 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,733 What? What was that look for? 481 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:21,701 - [sighs] It means That your days 482 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,870 Of drinking on the job, Among other places, 483 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,372 Are over. 484 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,342 The accumulation of fluid In your abdomen 485 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,178 Is called ascites. 486 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,880 The paracentesis should Give you some relief. 487 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,185 - whoa. 488 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,854 Look at that. 489 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,723 Jesus turned water Into wine, 490 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,925 And I turned Whisky into beer. 491 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,926 - [chuckles] 492 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:51,764 Actually, you turned it Into peritoneal fluid. 493 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,533 Your drinking has Damaged your liver 494 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,402 And you need to see A hepatologist. 495 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,904 - still, it looks cool. 496 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,239 Hmm. 497 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,710 - what are you doing? 498 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,212 - paracentesis. 499 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,246 - I can see that. 500 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,514 Where did you get The ultrasound? 501 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,648 - oh, I grabbed it From down the hall. 502 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,384 It reduces the risk of Intra-abdominal organ injury. 503 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,186 - I know what it does, But you can't just go 504 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,222 Grabbing an ultrasound Because you feel like it. 505 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,856 There's protocol. 506 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,726 Does dr. Van dyke know You're doing this? 507 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,194 - uh, no. 508 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,729 - oh, impressive. 509 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,765 You're going to get fired After only two shifts. 510 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:40,580 - andy? 511 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,848 Andy... 512 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,616 - yeah. - aah! 513 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,617 Look, I know You're a magician, 514 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,618 But do you have To do that? 515 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,686 - do what? - just appear? 516 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,721 - I didn't just appear. I came from the bathroom. 517 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,557 - oh. 518 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,791 Okay. 519 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,592 Well, I have some news. 520 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,761 Your symptoms aren't Being caused 521 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,628 By an anxiety disorder. 522 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,697 They're from an elevated Thyroid level. 523 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,232 - so why do I have that? 524 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,569 - if you don't mind... 525 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,003 - um...Swallow for me. 526 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,372 - [gulp] 527 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,773 - there it is. 528 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,276 An adenoma On your thyroid gland. 529 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,710 It's called a hot nodule. 530 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,011 - hmm, terrific. 531 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,846 The one part of me That's hot's making me sick. 532 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,448 - I'm gonna give you Some beta blockers. 533 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,749 They need to build up In your system, 534 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,684 But once they do, 535 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,586 You ought to have Some short-term relief. 536 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,720 - what about long term? 537 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,889 - surgery to remove The adenoma. 538 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,357 It's pretty minor. 539 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,658 And after a few weeks rest, 540 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,593 You'll be good as new. 541 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,862 - so I know What's going on with me now. 542 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,631 - ta-da! 543 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,799 - don't do that. - what? 544 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,467 - never do ta-da. 545 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,270 - why not? - it says your magic is weak. 546 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,838 I-I-it speaks For the moment 547 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,773 When the moment should Speak for itself. 548 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:41,841 - ohh. 549 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,481 - hey. - hey. 550 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,849 - I thought Your shift was over. 551 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:50,683 - it is. 552 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,919 I had some patients To follow up on. 553 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,287 - yeah. 554 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,822 The guy with the ascites You drained... 555 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,861 - did the duty nurse Come running in here 556 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,430 Like the sky was falling? 557 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,664 - no, but... 558 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,965 - honestly, jill, The way she went on 559 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,301 About protocol. 560 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,702 How I could be fired. 561 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,538 You'd think that I was Somehow killing this man. 562 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,673 - divya. 563 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,709 She was right. 564 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,811 - okay. 565 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,748 - welcome to a hospital. 566 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,617 You can't do things how You'd want to when you want to. 567 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,985 - hey, van dyke Barely looked at the guy. 568 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,720 He totally missed The ascites. 569 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:28,788 - I'm not arguing That the patient 570 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,757 Didn't need a procedure. 571 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,659 But you should have Told van dyke first. 572 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,861 - it wasn't brain surgery. 573 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:35,595 - it doesn't matter. 574 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,365 Divya, I love Having you here, 575 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,400 And I was happy to help you With this job. 576 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,535 But now, I need you To help me 577 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,036 By following the rules. 578 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:48,007 Because, while it's nice that They protect my doctors' egos, 579 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,410 What's really nice... 580 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,779 Is they protect The patient's health. 581 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,050 - ahh. 582 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,586 Yeah. 583 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,887 [exhales] 584 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,756 - what the hell is that? 585 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:04,991 - this? What is it? 586 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,693 It's an antique Carousel horse. 587 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,627 - hmm. 588 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,396 - originally carved In the 19th century, 589 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,399 It also appeared in the film Mary poppins. 590 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,738 - and you have it because... 591 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,739 - uh, no reason. 592 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,441 Just don't touch its tail. 593 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,909 - okay. 594 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,482 - so, ev, uh... 595 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,150 You're not gonna Believe this. 596 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,620 The today show Actually called. 597 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,087 They want to interview us. 598 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,556 - what? 599 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,657 What? 600 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,892 Hold on. 601 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,428 What?! - I know! 602 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,162 - are you kidding me? 603 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,431 Oh, my god! 604 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,165 I told you that dvd Was a good idea! 605 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,434 - I guess I can't argue. 606 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:48,935 They'll be here on friday At 9:30. 607 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,837 - [laughing] Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 608 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,804 Yes! 609 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,073 Oh, my...Ohh. 610 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:58,578 [cell phone chimes] 611 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,413 - [over speakerphone] Hey, hank, it's andy. 612 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,048 Hey, I just want To say thanks. 613 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,884 These pills already Have me feeling 100% better. 614 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,953 - good, good. [car revving over speakerphone] 615 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:08,821 - okay, I gotta go. Bye. 616 00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,058 - man...Think I sweat out Like ten pounds 617 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,094 Lugging that thing in here. 618 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,929 - andy said he always Takes a water pill 619 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,531 Before an escape. 620 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,966 - water comes in pills? 621 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,502 Dude, I'd swallow, like, 10,000 of those right now. 622 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,836 - no, no, water pills Are diuretics. 623 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,472 They make your body Lose water. 624 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,807 - then I would not Swallow any of them. 625 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,709 - evan, do you know where The wellerbings live? 626 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,844 - yeah, it's the biggest house On georgica pond. 627 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,713 I've been trying to sign Those guys up with us 628 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,682 Since last summer-- Why? 629 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,683 - 'cause I need To get there now. 630 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,885 There's more to andy's condition Than I realized. 631 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,720 He wasn't paralyzed by fear. 632 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,789 He was paralyzed By paralysis. 633 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,725 [crowd cheering] 634 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,726 - now, now... 635 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,929 Once I am securely locked Inside the crate, 636 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,499 Mr. Wellerbing Will crush me 637 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,701 At 60 miles per hour 638 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,504 With his aston martin dbs, 639 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,673 One of the most expensive cars In the world. 640 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:01,908 Now, mr. Wellerbing, 641 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,175 You know that if this Doesn't go well, 642 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,177 Your car could get Pretty messed up. 643 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,913 Are you sure You don't want to use 644 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,581 One of those cheap Lamborghinis that you have? 645 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,782 - [chuckles] No. 646 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,783 - how long do I have? 647 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,052 - zero to 60 in 4.7 seconds. 648 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,054 - mr. Wellerbing, Please take your position. 649 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:18,525 I need two volunteers. Two volunteers. 650 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,727 Ah, lovely lady in the back, Please come forward. 651 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,596 And you, miss, Would you please step forward? 652 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,532 If you don't mind Opening the crate. 653 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,734 [car revs] 654 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,736 Thank you very much. 655 00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,904 Now... 656 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,807 I bid you adieu. 657 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,655 [car engine revving] 658 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:49,822 All: five! 659 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,123 Four! 660 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,959 Three! Two! 661 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,126 One! - stop! 662 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,863 Stop the car! [tires screech] 663 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,838 [cheers and applause] Whew. 664 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,844 [clatter] 665 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:14,747 - oh! 666 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,783 [cheering continues] 667 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,791 You can't move, can you? 668 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:25,892 - [weakly] Ta-da. 669 00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:32,131 - you took a water pill, Didn't you? 670 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,633 - yeah. 671 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,034 What, now I'm gonna die? 672 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,637 - no. This is temporary. 673 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,607 Your hyperthyroidism Combined with the dehydration 674 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,643 From the water pill Dropped your potassium so low, 675 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:48,147 You went into thyrotoxic Periodic paralysis. 676 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:49,649 - so all those times I was feeling weak, 677 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:51,117 Is this what Was happening then too? 678 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,185 - if I were a betting man, I'd put money on it. 679 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,187 And didn't I tell you to stay Away from confinement tricks? 680 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,156 - [sighs] 681 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,826 Magic is my life, hank. 682 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:03,663 I can't go back to selling Corrective insoles. 683 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,297 Damn it! 684 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,700 All that planning, All that rehearsal. 685 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,735 And I blew it. 686 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:09,869 - what? Are you kidding me? 687 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,237 You did it half-paralyzed. 688 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:13,105 I mean, that's-- That's even more amazing. 689 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,240 - no. No. 690 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:15,241 It didn't go as planned. 691 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,242 There was no big finish. 692 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:17,977 Just a bunch Of broken glasses 693 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,211 And people that think I'm pathetic. 694 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,713 Oh, my god, I swear to god. 695 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,181 This is like High school again. 696 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,651 - a-actually, In that waiter's outfit, 697 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:27,219 I don't think most people here Even know it's you. 698 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,587 - thank you. 699 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,091 - you're honey And plastic wrap, right? 700 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,960 - actually, I go by betty. 701 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,094 - [chuckles] 702 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,697 - I've worked a lot of the same Parties out here as you, 703 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:40,266 And that was the coolest Illusion I've ever seen. 704 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,202 And not just of yours. Of--of anyone's. 705 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,372 - thanks, betty. 706 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:47,640 I'm andy. 707 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:53,212 I'd shake your hand, but I'm Kind of paralyzed right now. 708 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,147 Are you sure This is gonna wear off? 709 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,784 - positive. 710 00:26:58,785 --> 00:26:59,952 - oh, I'm so sorry. 711 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,020 I did not know That you were busy. 712 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,789 - I'm not. Close the curtain. 713 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,129 - you asked to see me? 714 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,197 - how are your eyes? 715 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,932 - good. - not you, danny. 716 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,066 - they're fine. 717 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,067 - top of this patient's chart. 718 00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:18,705 What does it say Next to the word "Physician"? 719 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:20,773 - it says "Van dyke." 720 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,208 - winner, winner, Chicken dinner. 721 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,176 - dr. Van dyke, I wasn't trying To flout your authority. 722 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,444 I was merely-- - okay, this isn't a discussion. 723 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,314 So I don't need explanations, Apologies, 724 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,782 Or excuses. 725 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,751 You thought I missed The ascites, didn't you? 726 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,152 - yes. - well... 727 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,954 His presentation Didn't warrant 728 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,323 Immediate paracentesis. 729 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,325 What he needed was A trip to the free clinic. 730 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,794 So...Next time You get the urge 731 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:44,330 To go sticking needles Into my patients, 732 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,198 Consult me first. 733 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,768 - I will. 734 00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,838 - now...Breaches Of protocol aside, 735 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:53,940 His peritoneal fluid Came back from the lab 736 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,274 Positive for sbp. 737 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,710 - spontaneous bacterial Peritonitis. 738 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,145 - he's been admitted. 739 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,347 Turns out, you probably Saved his life. 740 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:03,349 Or, since my name's On his chart, 741 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:04,951 I did. 742 00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,118 Danny, stop wiggling, 743 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,887 Unless you want A crooked eyebrow. 744 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,157 So... 745 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,260 In spite of the ass-backward Way you went about it, 746 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:18,397 You made me look good, And I'd like to say thank you. 747 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:19,832 - well, you are welcome-- 748 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,100 - I'd like to say Thank you... 749 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:23,936 By buying you dinner. 750 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,171 So... 751 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,307 I'll let you know Where and when. 752 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,078 You can go now. 753 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:35,347 Not you, danny. 754 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,387 Almost done. 755 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,527 [crash] - whoa! 756 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,798 - oh, I'm sorry. - oh, my... 757 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:52,965 It's you. 758 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,200 - yeah, it's me. 759 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,202 Ben affleck. 760 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,804 - oh! 761 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:00,039 Isn't that crazy how-- How, sometimes, 762 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,240 When you stop Looking for something, 763 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,009 It just pops up In front of you? 764 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,010 - I guess. 765 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,177 Right now, I'm just looking 766 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,779 For a little cowboy rub. 767 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,314 - you're looking for what? 768 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:09,415 - yeah, that sounded weird. 769 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,183 It's, um, it's a spice blend. 770 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:14,186 I like it on my meat. 771 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,988 That sounded weird too. 772 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:17,790 It's, uh...Look. 773 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,425 Grilly man cowboy rub. 774 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,426 See? Not weird. 775 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,194 - cool. 776 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:23,562 So I'm--I'm really Looking forward 777 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,132 To our interview on friday. - what? 778 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,133 - um, our-- 779 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,300 Oh, do you Not recognize me? 780 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,270 I'm evan r. Lawson, the cfo Of hankmed, from the dvd. 781 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:34,340 My brother and I, we're talking On the show on friday, 9:30. 782 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,108 He's the former e.R. Doctor 783 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,576 Turned house call physician To the rich 784 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,111 And not-so-rich. 785 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,146 Wait a minute. 786 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,513 Did you watch the dvd? 787 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,115 - can I be honest with you? 788 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,117 I don't have a clue What you're talking about. 789 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:47,019 We don't have A doctor interview on friday. 790 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,187 This is baby animal week. 791 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:51,958 Al got the polar bears. I got turtles. 792 00:29:51,991 --> 00:29:54,193 - ooh, turtles. That sucks, for both of us. 793 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,095 Listen, matt... Can I call you matt? 794 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,330 - no. - mr. Lauer... 795 00:29:58,364 --> 00:29:59,866 You wanna get out Of this turtle thing? 796 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,233 I have The perfect replacement 797 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,069 That not only fits Into your occasional series 798 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,971 On the changing face Of health care in america, 799 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,939 But also Features home video 800 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,241 Of a brutal, Multi-car accident 801 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:12,411 With a daring medical rescue At the end. 802 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,880 - evan, right? 803 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,481 - yes. 804 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,216 - evan, take a walk with me. 805 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,551 I need a little sugar. 806 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:22,554 Why does that Keep happening? 807 00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:35,301 - I understand you've Regained some memories 808 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,236 From the night Of the accident. 809 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,270 - I have. 810 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:39,906 At the time, 811 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:41,473 I recalled smelling Cigarette smoke. 812 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,609 So there Was someone else there. 813 00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:45,978 - the driver who fled, Presumably? 814 00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,313 - mm, a second person. 815 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,581 - you saw them? - no. 816 00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:52,118 But I heard something that would Only really make sense 817 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,153 If one person were Talking to another. 818 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,421 - which was? 819 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,956 - das ist die nicht. 820 00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,226 - "Das ist sie nicht"? 821 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,493 - "It's not her." 822 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,030 So whoever that was Was expecting to find 823 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,297 Someone else in your car. 824 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,533 - hmm. 825 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:08,567 So your theory, then, 826 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,236 Is that these persons 827 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,603 Deliberately Created an accident 828 00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:13,205 To get to marisa? 829 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,107 - yes. 830 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,642 - the smoke you smelled, 831 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:18,477 Could it not have been A damaged engine? 832 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,512 - I don't think so, but-- 833 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,214 - what does your therapist Say about all of this? 834 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,252 - you know I'm seeing a therapist? 835 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,354 - you're a member Of the medical community. 836 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,957 You sustained head trauma. I assumed. 837 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,892 - right. 838 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,564 I'm sorry, What did you ask? 839 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:41,233 - if your therapist feels These are memories 840 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,070 Rather than fabrications? 841 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:47,406 - are you saying that you think That I'm imagining all of this? 842 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,540 - well, I think... 843 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:53,245 Our minds seek to order And explain our experiences... 844 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,414 To give reason to events 845 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,649 Which otherwise would seem Random and meaningless. 846 00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,551 - well, if that's the case, 847 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,121 Then I have wasted your time And the police's. 848 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,156 - the police? 849 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:07,493 What did they think Of your theory? 850 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,229 - they said They'd look into it. 851 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,200 - boris, I'm sorry if I've-- - please, don't be. 852 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:17,603 You were concerned For someone else's safety. 853 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,306 To allay any lingering Fears you my have, 854 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,075 I'll share your concern With galil, my security chief. 855 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:26,145 - okay. 856 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,579 Thank you for your time. 857 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,015 - of course. 858 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,554 Take care of yourself. 859 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,990 - [softly] Thank you. 860 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,559 - dieter. 861 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,261 Find marisa, Find my son, 862 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:43,695 And get me galil. 863 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,297 [speaks german] 864 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,609 [glass clanks on table] 865 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,351 - andy? 866 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,453 [rattling] 867 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,156 - hang on, andy! 868 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,058 I'm gonna open The safety latch! 869 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,159 - [muffled] Hey! - just-- 870 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,260 - hey. - calm down! 871 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,295 - what are you-- What are you doing here? 872 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,464 - oh...You're okay. 873 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,099 - yeah. 874 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:21,133 - I-I was In the neighborhood. 875 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,301 I thought I'd check up on you, 876 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,102 Take your blood pressure, 877 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,636 See how The medication's working. 878 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,172 - yeah, great, great. 879 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,273 I'm fine. 880 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,408 - good, so no attacks, No cramping, 881 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,143 No heart issues? 882 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,211 - nope. Nope. 883 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:33,645 - okay, what about Muscle weakness? 884 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:37,449 - uh... [woman giggles] 885 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,118 - is there another person In there? 886 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,319 - no. 887 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,188 [both laugh] No, I... 888 00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:44,423 I do a little, uh, Ventriloquism. 889 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,225 - oh, really? - yeah. 890 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,426 - no, he doesn't. 891 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,495 - oh! Hello. 892 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,297 - [giggling] Hi. - betty, right? 893 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:53,665 - right, uh, betty's My new assistant. 894 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:56,235 I figured if I ever got Trapped again, 895 00:33:56,268 --> 00:33:57,236 It would be good To have one. 896 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,837 You know, for safety. 897 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,139 - right! - right. 898 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,108 - although, in that instance, 899 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:04,143 One of you might want to stay Outside the crate. 900 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,177 You know, for safety. 901 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,312 - yeah! Good idea. 902 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,413 - [laughing] Yeah. 903 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,248 - okay. [all laughing] 904 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,225 - [humming] - where have you been? 905 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,326 I got you up Over an hour ago. 906 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,193 What are you doing? 907 00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:22,628 Just tell me you read The note cards 908 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:23,762 I left on your desk. 909 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:24,830 - of course I read them. 910 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,732 I need coffee. - good, get it. 911 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,468 - dr. Lawson, noelle cook, Segment producer. 912 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:30,769 Here's coffee. 913 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,171 Let's get you miked And powdered. 914 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:33,605 - uh, wow. Thank you. 915 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,407 Everyone looks So professional 916 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,276 And so old. 917 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:39,645 [chuckles] - and good morning to you too. 918 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:40,746 - no, no, no. No, I'm sorry. 919 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,848 I just meant, uh... 920 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:45,417 [mumbling indistinctly] 921 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,619 Oh, never mind. Right, right. That was great. 922 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,788 - hey noelle, uh, should I have Worn a tie, do you think? 923 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,423 Would that have said Cfo more? 924 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,392 - I'm sure you'll say it plenty Without a tie. 925 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,826 - that's--heh. - you're up next. 926 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,395 So take a seat. 927 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,264 Just relax. 928 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,298 - yeah. - have fun. 929 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,432 - yes, fun. - you'll be great. 930 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,801 - that's great. Okay, uh... 931 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,204 Let's do this. 932 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,638 * the today show * 933 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,441 Ahh! 934 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:14,680 - mm! 935 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,583 - these guys are brothers. 936 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,917 Is that it? Okay. 937 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,752 Which town are they in? 938 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,188 - evan, that's The today show. 939 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,256 - thank you. - yes, hank. 940 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:25,357 Yes, it is. 941 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:27,593 - but...How--how-- What--what-- 942 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:28,860 What's going on? 943 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,862 - uh, you mean why Is the today show actually here 944 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,232 As opposed to some slipshod Prank you cooked up? 945 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,866 - yes. 946 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,368 - funny story about that. 947 00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:39,305 I, uh, I ran into matt lauer At citarella. 948 00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:42,208 And we got to talking About the dvd 949 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,809 And the jitney crash, 950 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,712 And I realized that you Were totally shining me on. 951 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:49,315 Fortunately, matt enjoys A good practical joke, 952 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,317 Also thought that we'd Make a good interview. 953 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,852 Thus allowing me not only To promote our business, 954 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:56,688 But also to exact My revenge upon you. 955 00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:59,325 - heh. - so two birds... 956 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:03,329 One today show sized stone. 957 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:04,296 - [gulps] 958 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,831 - I don't like this. 959 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,367 - and we're on in five... 960 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,668 - all right. - four... 961 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,203 Three... 962 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,774 - we're joined now By hank and evan lawson, 963 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,309 Two brothers from Passaic, new jersey, 964 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,811 Who run a concierge Medical practice 965 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,347 Out in the exclusive Hamptons. 966 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,814 Guys, good morning To both of you. 967 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:23,549 - good morning to you, matt! 968 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,617 Uh, thanks a lot For having us. 969 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:26,818 - yes, for having us. 970 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,287 - well, thanks For being here. 971 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,722 So tell us exactly What is a concierge doctor? 972 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,458 - ah, yes. 973 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,860 Uh, concierge... 974 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,695 - camera's right there. - camera's right there. 975 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,466 - uh, doctors, are, By and large, people. 976 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,534 - basically, it's a private Medical practice in which... 977 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:43,402 - it's a private Medical practice. 978 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:44,236 - uh, we come to you... - come to you... 979 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,605 - whenever and wherever You need us. 980 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,240 - wherever you need us. You need us. 981 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:50,609 - let's go to some Recent footage, guys. 982 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,744 This is you two in action, 983 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,713 And you're responding To a traffic accident out there. 984 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,847 Let's take a look. 985 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:56,848 - good. - very good. 986 00:36:56,882 --> 00:37:00,586 - that's good. 987 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,653 - I can't do this. - yes, you-- 988 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,654 You agreed to do this. 989 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,623 - yeah, because I never Thought it would happen. 990 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,457 I--I don't know what to say. 991 00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:06,758 - just stick To the talking points. 992 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:07,893 - what talking points? 993 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,695 - on the note cards you read. - I... 994 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,830 - that you didn't read. - no. 995 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,031 - here, take mine. - okay. 996 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,266 - read them really quick, Right here. 997 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,034 Just read some right now. 998 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,303 Just memorize A couple of them. 999 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,470 - okay. - please, quick. 1000 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:20,472 - we have become-- We're--okay. 1001 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,941 - it's ok--it's fine. Just take a deep breath. 1002 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,676 Hank, It's okay, all right? 1003 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:27,546 - okay. Okay. - it's all right. 1004 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,915 - that, I have to say, Is, uh, pretty impressive stuff. 1005 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,683 So, dr. Lawson, Let me ask you, 1006 00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:35,287 How would you say your life Has changed since then? 1007 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:36,555 - it cha--well, um-- 1008 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:37,656 - [whispering] Just read the cards. 1009 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:38,657 - how did that, uh... - just read. 1010 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,526 - these--I don't know. - just say something. 1011 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,694 - uh, there--there-- Uh... 1012 00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:44,696 Ah, [bleep]. - you know, matt, 1013 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:46,031 The business has definitely Changed. 1014 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,699 We haven't changed That much at all. 1015 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:50,336 We're still The same patient-focused 1016 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,037 Private practice That we've always been. 1017 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,705 - that we've always been. - and--and we're just-- 1018 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:55,707 We're more popular. - yeah, we're more popular. 1019 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:57,343 - yeah. - more popular. 1020 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,711 - in a day, an age When we go to the doctor 1021 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:02,948 And sometimes we feel More like numbers than people, 1022 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,083 I have to say it's nice To see that you guys 1023 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,519 Are flipping that On its head. 1024 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,520 - we are. We are. We are. - yeah. 1025 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:11,690 - and, you know what? We're really flipping... 1026 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:12,858 Good. 1027 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,660 - yeah, we're f-flipping good. 1028 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,628 - that sounds like A new catchphrase. 1029 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:18,797 So, um, hank and evan, We'll stop it there. 1030 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:19,998 Thank you for joining us. 1031 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,967 - thank you. - thank you, brian. 1032 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,736 - [sighs] And we're clear. 1033 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:27,406 - who's brian? 1034 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:28,474 - that's brian. 1035 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:29,775 - hank, no, That's matt lauer! 1036 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,042 - [whimpers] That's matt lauer. 1037 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,378 - hank, what the-- What--what just happened? 1038 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,879 - I don't know! I got--so I got-- 1039 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,114 I got a little-- I got a little...Nervous. 1040 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,384 - you got a little ner-- Look at you! 1041 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:39,618 Dude, you're melting! 1042 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,619 - yeah, maybe that's because You just sprang 1043 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,855 A nationally televised Live interview on me! 1044 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,824 - oh, that-- That wasn't live. 1045 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,527 We were pre-taping to use At some point in the future. 1046 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,528 - what? - what? Wait, wait. 1047 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:50,596 So no one-- No one saw that. 1048 00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:51,663 - nope! 1049 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:52,831 And to be totally Honest with you, 1050 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:54,900 I'm not super-sure That anyone ever will. 1051 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,377 - [softly] You promise? 1052 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:23,795 - okay, so at the risk Of stealing your motto... 1053 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,731 I have a confession to make. 1054 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,065 - [crunching] 1055 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:29,635 - I am terrified Of public speaking. 1056 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,002 - you don't say? 1057 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,772 - ever since my ninth grade Production of the wizard of oz. 1058 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,140 - oh, when you played The scarecrow. 1059 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,174 - and forgot all the words 1060 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,709 To if I only had a brain. 1061 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:38,844 - yes, I remember that. 1062 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:39,878 I do. It was very ironic. 1063 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:41,447 It's hard To imagine something 1064 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,048 More embarrassing Than that. 1065 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,783 [crunching] These pretzels are so good. 1066 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:45,784 - I told you. 1067 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:48,053 - so can we just... 1068 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:48,854 Get something straight. 1069 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,757 Just wanna Understand something. 1070 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,159 Cutting people open... That's easy. 1071 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,827 Right? 1072 00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:59,965 Talking...Scary To the point of 1073 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,833 Sweating out Half your body weight? 1074 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,669 - what can I say? 1075 00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:04,903 I'm more at Home one on one 1076 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:06,438 Than I am In front of an audience. 1077 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:07,839 - you're being Really honest about it. 1078 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:09,708 It's making it really hard For me to gloat. 1079 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,811 - just please, don't ever Make me do that again. 1080 00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,646 - believe me, Had I known, 1081 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,948 It never Would have happened. 1082 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,484 - really? 1083 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,486 You'd have passed up The today show? 1084 00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,120 - what? No, I wouldn't Have passed it up. 1085 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,622 I just wouldn't Have allowed you 1086 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,891 And your amazing waterfall Armpits near the camera. 1087 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:26,892 That's all. 1088 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:27,959 - look, I only Agreed to do it 1089 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,829 Because I never believed You could make it happen. 1090 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:32,898 - yeah, you pretty much Don't believe anything 1091 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,502 I say I can do. 1092 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:39,871 It's funny. 1093 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,477 - you're right. 1094 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:46,778 - hmm? 1095 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:49,481 - you're right. 1096 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,518 You talk And I roll my eyes 1097 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,720 At your ideas, Your dreams, 1098 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:55,854 And your schemes, 1099 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,056 Just because they're yours And I think you're crazy. 1100 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,791 - hmm. 1101 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:02,594 - only now I realize You're not just crazy, 1102 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,163 You're fearless. 1103 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:07,533 - I just don't give up When I know what I want. 1104 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:10,536 Not the first time, anyway. 1105 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,539 Which is why, in spite Of your objections, henry, 1106 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:17,909 Hankmed must expand. 1107 00:41:17,943 --> 00:41:20,712 - look, I know That's your plan. 1108 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,881 But what if It's not my plan? 1109 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,816 What if I'm comfortable The way things are? 1110 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:25,951 - um, the way I remember it, 1111 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,653 You were comfortable Back in brooklyn 1112 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:28,486 In your boxer shorts, 1113 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,188 Watching jerry springer Reruns, 1114 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,290 Drinking beer At 10:00 in the morning. 1115 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,727 You sure as heck didn't plan to Be a concierge doctor, either. 1116 00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:38,229 Or to live here. 1117 00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,265 Or to call it hankmed, even. 1118 00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,734 That was all me, henry. 1119 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:45,804 - that's true. 1120 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,739 Okay. Okay. 1121 00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:48,774 This round goes to you. 1122 00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:49,941 - hmm. 1123 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:52,043 - but... 1124 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:53,745 Our battle isn't over. 1125 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,214 - bring it. 1126 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,050 - you're not turning this Into "Mcmedicine." 1127 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:00,085 - fine. 1128 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,587 How 'bout medbucks? 1129 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,755 - okay. - hank-mart? Doc in the box? 1130 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:06,825 Look, henr--all I want to do Is add one doctor. 1131 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,194 One doctor to expand Our service area. 1132 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,796 That's it. 1133 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:12,831 But... 1134 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,065 Eventually... 1135 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:15,901 [knock on door] 1136 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,803 - hi. We're here From the today show. 1137 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:25,110 - hi. 1138 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:32,183 Captioning by brian At captionmax Www.Captionmax.Com 78126

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