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- I miss you, hank.
I really miss you.

- I miss you too.

- ahh!
- ahh! Ahh!

- what are you doing here?

- well, not what you were
Going to be doing.

I'll tell you that.

I knew you were seeing her.

It was just different...
Me seeing her.

- we're just friends.

- I think there were
Unresolved feelings there.

On both sides.

This is me.
This is what you get.

- it's not enough
For me.

It's not what I want.
I'm sorry.

- is this
An arranged marriage?

What if she gets engaged
And moves to london?

What are we gonna do?

- will you return
To the hamptons

Next summer
To work for hankmed?

I don't know.

- I don't know
Is not a no.

So I have
An on-the-record maybe.

Good.

- today in the northeast

We are going to see
Plenty of sunshine,

With the high pressure
Dominating

And really comfortable
Temperatures.

But enjoy it,
Because a storm system

Is headed our way.

We won't see
Too much of it tonight,

But we'll be looking
For some severe thunderstorms

In our area
Later this week.

- and as the junior explorer
Rounded the dark corner,

He came face-to-face
With...

The rule zombie.

And the rule zombie,

He looked at him
With great disappointment.

And he warned him about not
Observing the buddy system,

About wandering
Off the designated trail.

Remember when we were
Talking about the--

The--the...

Looks like
That storm system's coming in.

So we gotta split up
And take cover.

Explorer chaperones,
You too.

Yeah.

I'm just--I gotta--

Okay.

- can I come in?
- no.

- full tent, huh?

- I'm sure there's room
For one more.

- ah.

Hey, chip, you know
The best thing about nature?

- no fluorescent lighting?

- it's that
You're never alone.

It's what I realized
When I was a junior explorer.

It's why I became a ranger.

The park, it's full of life
All the time.

Just look around.
You'll see what I mean.

- like those fireflies
Over there?

- yep. Exactly.

- and that person wandering

Off the designated trail?

- you know, chip,
Hop in that tent

And zip up the door, okay?

Code violation
Equals nice little--

[twigs crackling]

Hey, you!
Stop right there.

[grunts]

[mutters]

- ryan wilson,
Underqualified.

- larry butler,
Overqualified.

Nicole mollen,
No, too specialized.

- victoria chazin, columbia,
Usc, top of her class,

Rotations in emergency
And family medicine.

- could be good.

He comes bearing merchandise.

- what a change of pace
For him.

- actually, this is not
About merchandising.

This is about survival.

- I didn't know you could
Distinguish between the two.

- nice.
- yeah.

- ooh, hand warmers.

- freeze-dried meals.

- glow sticks.
- duct tape.

Are we going into hiding?

- no, these are emergency
Preparedness kits.

This is a new corporate policy
Per the cfo.

Every hankmed employee
Must have one

On his or her person
Just until further notice.

- infant formula.
Really?

- yeah, I had a coupon
For those.

Anyway, the end-of-summer storm
Is coming,

And we will be prepared for it.

This is
The most important part.

I got gps transmitters.
One for you and one for you.

I got the, uh,
The mother ship.

- evan, where would I possibly
Get lost?

And why would I want you
To be the one to find me?

- if the high pressure keeps
Building out of atlantic canada,

What we saw last night,

That's gonna be like
A basket of kittens

Compared to what comes next.

So just in case.
- all right.

[gps beeping]

- good. It works.

Awesome.

- wow.
- I know, I know.

Look, he's always been
Terrified of thunderstorms.

It's too bad paige
Isn't in town to console him.

When we were little, he used
To climb into my bed

During torrential downpours
And make me play board games.

- well, that explains why you're
Such a fan of blue skies.

- exactly.

- now, if you don't have
To be out on the roads,

It's a good idea to stay home
And batten down the hatches.

Stay right here for all
The latest developments

On this end-of-summer storm.

- hankmed. How can we
Help you today?

- yep, that's poison ivy
All right.

- leaves of three,
Let it be.

Hairy vine,
No friend of mine.

I've had poison ivy 17 times.
So...Yeah.

- okay, so, chip, this will
Make it feel better.

- chip, how did this happen?

- I wandered
Off the designated trail

Looking for ranger pete.

He disappeared last night
And never came back.

- maybe ranger pete

Had some important park business
To attend to.

- ranger pete!

Ranger pete, are you okay?

- sir, what happened to you?

- I have no idea.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- pupils are equal, round,
Reactive to light

And accommodation.

- and extraocular movement
Is intact?

- mm-hmm.

- well, what's the matter
With me?

- you seem to have some form
Of retrograde amnesia.

Losing memory of events
That preceded a trauma.

- yet, I'm not finding
Any of the telltale signs

Of a head injury.

- can you guys,
Indoor voice maybe?

- we sound loud to you
Right now?

- yeah, I mean, not as loud as
Those red-tailed hawks outside.

They must be mating.

- uh, do you hear hawks mating?

- no.
- hypersensitivity to sound.

Pete, any other discomfort
Or pain?

- um, well, I mean, I got
A headache and sore muscles.

- you're gonna need
An mri.

- I'll call
Hamptons heritage.

- good.

- no service.

- you might wanna try
In the parking lot.

But really, the only reliable
Place in the park

Is sunrise peak
Out by the ocean.

- can I just use that?

- the emergency phone?

- uh, yeah.

- we just use it
In emergencies.

- you're a stickler
For the rules, huh, pete?

- no need to yell.

- oh, right.
Indoor voice. Sorry.

- you're a real-life
Storm chaser?

- in the flesh.

And, no, I haven't seen
The movie

Or the tv show.

- where's the rest
Of your team?

- it's just me and zeus.

- zeus. Well, it's nice
To meet you both.

- he's a next-generation
Storm-tracking machine.

The only guy in my life
I can rely on.

- wow.
Where did you buy him?

- you can't buy a reliable guy.

I invented him.

- so, uh, what do you
And your boyfriend zeus

Think about this storm that's
Headed our way tomorrow?

- oh, we think it's gonna be
A lot bigger than expected.

- on tv, they said
It was gonna be pretty--

What--what makes you say
It's gonna be bigger?

- the offshore path,
The temperature differential.

We're looking at major
Instability and turbulence.

- wow.
Divya, no, no, put that down.

Do you have a death wish?

- what is the matter with you?

- you know, the odds
Of getting hit by lighting

Are roughly 1 in 750,000?

- you're saying
That there's a chance?

This storm's gonna be
Really bad.

- okay, I just need
To call the hospital.

- oh, here,
Use my sat phone.

- thank you very much.
- um, stacy sachs, storm chaser,

This is divya katdare,
Physician assistant.

- storm chaser.
- physician assistant.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, maybe--uh, maybe
You could remove my cast.

- fair exchange
For the phone call.

- thanks.

- we are watching a potentially
Dangerous weather pattern.

We'll be looking
For some severe thunderstorms

Across the area
By nightfall.

- don't indulge the hype.
Ignore it.

We're gonna get our house
In order,

And we're gonna do it
By the book.

So check blood, food,
And laundry supplies.

Sterilize surgical equipment,
Transfer and discharge

Whomever we can.

All right, everybody.
Let's get to work.

- very impressive.

- we could use someone
Like you at the park.

- you must be ranger stambleck.
- yes, ma'am.

- the mri suite
Is waiting for you.

- is it just me,
Or is it loud in here?

- well, that's what we're here
To find out.

- what?

- uh, that's what we're here--
- I was joking.

It was a joke.

- uh, ranger pete,
This way.

- you don't have
To yell at me.

- so now I know why you've been
So hard to get ahold of.

- yeah. I'm sorry
I haven't gotten back to you,

But storm prep
Is very time-consuming.

- will it consume you
All week?

I was just thinking that--
I mean, it's been a while.

Maybe we should get together.

- I'd like that.

But the only night that I have
Free this week is tomorrow.

- oh, when the storm
Is supposed to peak.

- yeah, well, it's just
A little water.

Maybe an ocean breeze.
Man up, city boy.

- tomorrow night it is then.
- okay.

- any implants
Or joint replacements?

- uh, no. All original parts,
Thank you.

- okay.

- you'll need
To remove your watch.

- oh, I'd be happy to.

The alarm beeps
Are deafening.

- can't you just
Turn off the alarm?

- that would involve
More beeps.

Oh, I never saw that.

- pete, I think I may know
What's causing your amnesia.

- you do?
- you do?

- think back again to last night
And concentrate, okay?

Because if I'm right,
You may develop other symptoms.

When you were out
In that clearing,

And the storm was starting
To gather,

Is it possible that...

- ah.

Uh.

Oh, my god.

Struck by--I don't--

What are the odds?

- 1 in 750,000.

Roughly.

So how did you fracture
Your wrist?

- I was tracking violent weather
In minneola, kansas.

Tornado alley.

- sounds like a lovely place.

- well, it was on this day.

Until I made the mistake
Of getting northeast

Of the updraft core
Of a supercell.

It threw me,
And I landed on my wrist.

- I'm not exactly sure
What you've just described,

But sounds like something
That you'd want

To stay far away from.

- no. No, no.
I wanted to get closer to it.

It was so beautiful

And thrilling.

- so you put yourself
In harm's way

Just for the thrill?

- do you know
Why predicting storm patterns

Is so hard?

- I don't, actually.

Uh, hold still.

[machine buzzes]

We're done.

- it's because
There is so much information.

Zeus can synthesize it all,

Assemble the big picture,

And hopefully save some lives
In the process.

- sounds a little lonely.

- at times.

And it can also be dangerous,

I.E., the occasional
Little wrist fracture.

But, no, I wouldn't trade it
For anything.

- well, let's see
How that little wrist fracture

Has healed.
- okay, good.

- stacy, how long ago
Did you say that this happened?

- uh, six weeks ago.

- you have a non-union
Of the colles fracture.

I'd like to talk to the doctor
Who set your wrist.

- okay, so maybe it happened
Four weeks ago.

Look, I have to get this cast
Off, so I can get back to work.

With both hands.

- stacy, I can't take
The cast off now.

And you just need
To take it a little easy.

- I can't take it easy.

I never could.

I'm sorry
I wasted your time.

- and the red-tailed hawk,
You know,

It's, like,
People have this idea

That it's just the tail
That's red,

But it's, like,
The whole personality of it is.

- hey, pete.
How you feeling?

- fine, actually.
Except for the fact

That I've been here all day.

- oh, yeah,
We're just waiting

For the results--

The mri, ecg,
Hearing test, blood.

- was all that
Really necessary?

- for a lightning injury?
Uh, yeah.

It's pretty standard
To have a good look around.

- yeah. I'm shocked
To be a strike victim.

I got to tell you, doc,

I'm not feeling
So victim-y-ish.

And I can't stand this place.

You know
The windows don't even open?

The only fresh air
Around here

Is in the oxygen tanks.

- pete, we still need
To check your results

And look for damage,
So we can anticipate

Any problems down the road.

- like what?

- well,
Like neurocognitive deficits,

Chronic pain syndromes
That may not manifest

For days or weeks.

- okay.
So--so what's next?

- well, in 48 hours,
We need to repeat the ecg

And blood and urine tests
To check for deep-tissue damage.

- 48 hours?
I can't spend

The next two days indoors.

In here?

I got to get back to the park.

- [exhales]

All right.
Well, be back in 48 hours,

But I'm gonna drive you
There myself.

- sweet. Let's go.
- yeah, pete, pete, pete.

You may want to change.

- oh, yeah. Well, I mean--
We'll do it in the car.

- oh, pete,
You can't go out like that.

- listen
To all those great sounds.

I can hear the northern
Flicker woodpeckers.

Big fan of the flicker.

- excited to get back
To work, huh?

- you have no idea.
- oh.

Well, good news.

Your cpk is normal.

And your urine is negative
For myoglobin,

Which means no muscle
Or heart damage.

- oh, awesome.
- yeah.

- hank, you're
A very responsible doctor

And a gentleman,

But think
I can take it from here?

- yeah, no, of course.

I'm just--
I'm still concerned

About the hyperacute hearing,
So I'll be checking back

To make sure it resolves.
- works for me.

- okay.
That looks like a nice place

For a nap.

- well, I don't nap there.
I sleep there.

- what?

You sleep out here
Every night?

- hank, there's 24 hours
In each day.

Sun rises in the east,

Sets in the west.

Nature follows rules.

I try and stay as close to it
As I can.

- all right, well,
Just don't stay too close

Till this storm passes.

- you think
Lightning can strike twice?

- I believe in keeping people
Out of hospitals,

So I can't afford
To play the odds.

And neither can you.

Astraphobia.

- what?

- the irrational fear
Of thunder and lightning.

Just diagnosed you.

- um, your park ranger
Is actually proof

That my fear
Is entirely rational.

- actually, you could argue
That he just took the hit

For the 749,999 people
Closest to him,

Which would make you even safer
Than before.

- no, it's good logic.
- it is.

- [howls]

- safer from lightning
At least.

- [moans]

Oh, my god.

Did you have wound care
On standby for me?

- if you'd reached
For the power drill,

I was gonna start scrubbing in.

- good.
Joke all you want.

But when everyone else
Is freaking out

'cause they don't have coast
Guard-approved weather gear,

We'll see who's laughing then.
- dude, I have to say,

I don't remember
Your astraphobia

Ever being
Quite this irrational.

- it's not irrational.

- you're tying down
A wicker frame.

- it's not wicker.

- and suddenly

There were two rule zombies.

And then three.

These zombies were angry

And drooling,

Looking for blood.

You see,
This was their park.

And they weren't gonna let
Some mischievous kid

Disrespect it
And then brag about it

To his mischievous friends.

They moved in closer.

To be continued,
Explorers.

All: aw.
- hey.

- hey, bud.
- you guys want to join us?

We're about to practice our
Bowline flood rescue techniques.

- that sounds like fun,
But we're just here

To see how you're doing.

- I'm on top of the world.

Really. This feels
Like the first time in my life

People can actually see me.

- maybe we should prescribe
Lightning strikes

To all our patients.

- everything okay, pete?

- do you hear
What I'm hearing?

- probably not.
What is it?

- banging,
Grunting.

- maybe the hawks
Are at it again.

- something's not right.

Explorers, stay here
Within the circle of trust.

The acting troop commander
Will be chip,

Since he's most responsible.

All: aw.

- over there.

She's in a non-designated area.

Ma'am, don't move.

- [shouts]
- stacy!

- hey, you're the fugitive
From the other night.

Easy.

He shouldn't be going down
In that area.

- hey, stacy,

Hi, I'm a doctor.

Let me just
Take a look at you.

- I'm really all right.
- okay. Okay.

- is she okay?

- I think you broke
My hard drive.

- let's make sure
That's the only thing

That broke.
Is your arm okay?

- I told you.
I'm okay.

I need to make sure
That my transceiver

Is up and running
Before the storm hits tonight.

- you're gonna need a permit
For that.

- [groans]
- all right, you know what,

Ma'am, here's the situation.

We're gonna safely vacate you
From the restricted area.

Then you need to clean up
Your stuff.

- how am I supposed to clean up
If I've been vacated?

- it's a fair point.

- let's get you up from here.

- listen,
I'm not bothering anyone.

- I know. Come.
- here we go.

- okay.
- grab my hand, ma'am.

- one, two, three.

- yeah.
There we go.

- oh!
- uh, um...

- whoa.
That's--that's weird.

- yeah, I'll say.

- yeah, I guess
I rescued you too hard.

- no, no, no, no.
That--that noise.

Um, hey, is that--

Did you get zapped?

- did I--
Um, well, yeah.

- and you're okay?

- actually,
It's a bit early to say.

- I've never met anyone
Who was struck before.

I mean, the odds
Of that happening.

- 1 in 750,000.

- exactly. I mean,
Well, roughly.

Gah, connecting to nature
In such a primal way

Kind of makes you a rock star.

I mean,
In meteorological circles.

- you know, I--
Can you get off--

That's my gun.
- oh.

- that's not--yeah--
- ah!

- ooh, here,
Let me help you.

- [groans]

Oh, my rib.
- stacy, stacy,

We should really take
A look at that.

- I'm okay.

- oh, there it is.

- yeah, looks like you fractured
The eighth rib

On your right side.

- that's no big deal,
Right?

And the buzzing in my ears,
I mean,

I only heard it
For a few seconds.

- yeah, I don't see
Any signs of head trauma.

You were probably just hearing
Your pulse racing

From all the adrenaline.

Have you had
Many other bone injuries before?

- comes with the job.

Um, I broke my tibia
Chasing an f3 tornado in iowa.

I fractured my clavicle
During hurricane charlie.

Oh, and I chipped a bone
In my foot

Getting out of my truck twice.

- you might have mentioned
All of these injuries yesterday.

- believe me,
I get banged up on the job

All the time.

- yeah, no, I'm sure,
But this is more

Than just hazards
Of the trade.

Your bones look

A bit pale here,

Not quite as dense
As I'd normally like to see.

- you know what, I noticed
The same thing yesterday

When I did her wrist x-ray.

She's awfully young
For osteomalacia.

- osteo-what?

- it's a deficiency
In the components

Used to make bone--
Vitamin d, phosphorus...

- okay, enough about my ribs.

You guys, how about just
Slipping me some painkillers

And getting this cast off
So I can get back to work?

- okay, stacy, you really need
To slow down.

- I will have plenty of time
To relax next week,

But there is
A severe weather event

Peaking tonight, and I intend
To be right in its path.

- have you had
Any surgeries recently?

- nope.
- are you taking any meds?

- nope.
- it could be you're not getting

Enough vitamins and minerals
In your diet

Or just malabsorption.

We should order
A full metabolic workup,

And let's track down
All of stacy's previous x-rays.

Sounds like there may be
A lot of them.

- okay, doc, can't we just--
- nope. Sorry.

Cast won't come off
Before next week.

Can you finish up
With this storm chaser?

- yeah.
- thank you.

- um, hankmed memorandum.

In the unlikely,
But actually very likely event

That the national power grid
Goes down,

All patient accounts shall now
Be settled in cash, okay?

- regarding your memorandum
Of two seconds ago

Concerning patient accounts,
No.

- okay, where--
Whoa, where are you going?

- got to change.
I'm meeting jill for dinner.

- okay.
[stammers] Tonight?

Going out tonight?
- yeah.

- are you out of your mind?

You should be here.

You should be helping me
Batten down the hatches.

We have hatches, right?

I'm sure
Boris must have hatches.

- stop saying hatches.

And don't wait up for me.

Just leave
The front hatch unlocked.

- so I just want to let you know

Emily and I broke up.

- oh.

- yeah.

- she dumped you.

- why would you assume that?

- hot, blonde doctor.
Sexy medical banter.

Feisty in the bedroom.

You expect me to believe
You'd walk away from that?

[cell phone rings]

- I...

Sorry, one sec.

Yeah.
Yeah, hello?

- hello, hank?
Can you hear me?

- pete, what's wrong?

- the northern leopard frog
Is gone.

- the what--what's gone?

- the northern leopard frog.

I can't hear
Its distinctive grunts anymore

Or any of the other sounds
From before.

Just this annoying thump
In my ear.

- it's common
For that to go away.

And that thumping
Is called residual tinnitus.

Completely normal
For someone struck by lightning.

- it's not just that, hank.

I feel like I lost my mojo.

I...

I feel all alone out here.

Invisible again.

- you've been through a trauma.

You know, mood swings
Are to be expected.

Listen, I want you
To go inside

And wait for me

By the ranger station,
Okay?

- but the lightning's coming.

You know, I--I need--
I need--

- what--what--
You need what?

[groans]
Shoot.

Listen, would you mind
If we make a stop

On the way to dinner?
- no, not at all.

- thank you.

Well, I'm glad to see
You're taking it easy.

- the storm is approaching
The target area, doc.

Time to saddle up.

Something wrong?

- yeah, have you seen
Ranger pete?

He's not at the station.

- no, I think
That falling on top of him

Was enough awkwardness
For one day.

- well, this may be
A medical emergency.

We need to find him.

- stacy,
The buzzing in your ear

That you told me about.
- yeah?

- I need to know exactly
When you first noticed it.

Was it right around the time
You landed on pete?

- yeah, but I thought
That you said that was nothing.

- okay, try to remember,
Was it a buzz

Or was it more
Of, like, a whooshing sound?

- it was more of a whooshing,

And I also felt
A vibration.

- okay, what I think
You heard or felt

Wasn't coming from you.

It was coming from pete,
From his neck.

We need to find him now
Before he has a stroke.

- stroke?
- yeah.

- well, what can I do?

- there's a spot
In the park that--

The one that gets
A decent signal.

- yes, sunrise peak.
- yeah, yeah, yeah.

- come with me.
I know a shortcut.

- great.

Pete!

[thunder cracks]

Pete,
You shouldn't be out here.

- I'll call 911!

- did he get hit again?

I didn't see any lightning
Over here.

- he probably suffered
A transient ischemic attack.

I think he has a tear
In his carotid artery,

Which could have caused
A small clot.

Come on, buddy.

There he is.

Hey, pete, we're gonna get you
Out of here soon.

Yup.
There it is.

A dissection
Of your carotid artery.

- it wasn't the lightning?

- well, yes and no.

When you got struck
The other day,

I think the impact threw you
To the ground

With such force,
It tore the artery

In your neck.

- well, how could I
Not feel that?

- it probably started
As a very small tear

That took a few days
To grow,

So it was easy
To miss at first.

- hank, I still can't get
A cell signal.

- well, we need to get him
To a hospital.

There's got to be another--

- ambulance is on the way.

- great.
Thank you.

Okay, bud.

- sorry to bother you

While you are out
To dinner,

But stacy's blood and urine
Lab work are back,

And they confirm
It's osteomalacia.

Question now is why.

Kidney failure,
Pancreatitis,

Acidosis--
None of them make sense

For a seemingly healthy
33-year-old.

I feel like we're missing
Something, hank.

Call me back?

- okay, so I know who stacy is,
I know what urine is.

The rest you're going
To have to explain.

- maybe later.

I am just about to take off.
- okay.

I'm very interested
In stacy's case, you know.

- you are?
- yeah, chasing storms

Is her whole life.

Um, plus hank isn't here,

So I'm second in command.

All right,
I'm tied for second.

Okay?
I thought maybe you could use

Someone to bounce things off of.

- well, that is very sweet.

But I am headed home
Before the rains start

And the roads flood.

- um, so did you not hear
What stephanie abrams said

On the weather channel today?

She said this is the big one,

The end-of-summer storm.

The mayans were right.

It's not safe out there.

She said that, like, four times.

- evan, I'll be fine.

- you know what, divya,

I can't allow it.

What about raj?

What would raj do
If he lost you?

Just think about him.

Or does he have other wives?

Look, look, look,
This is not the time

For you to be out
On the open road

In your car
By yourself...

Divya.

- well, I suppose
That there is more space

To work here.

And your refrigerator
Is better stocked than mine.

- I stocked it today, yeah.

- so, uh...

Maybe I'll, you know,
Ride out the storm here.

If that is okay with you.

- sure. Absolutely.
Yeah.

If it makes you feel safer.

Okay.
So you wanna play risk?

- a board game?
- yeah.

You can have india.

- yay.

- all right,
We need a head ct

To rule out hemorrhagic stroke
And a ct angio of his neck

To confirm my diagnosis.

- the vascular surgeon's
Waiting at the e.R.

- lift.

You're gonna be fine, pete.

- thanks for saving my life,
Hank.

- hey, you can thank stacy.

She's the one who could hear
Your damaged artery

When she fell on you.

- good thing I rescued her.

- if we hadn't caught this now,
It could have led

To a major stroke.

Pete, what were you doing
Out there?

- I don't know.

I was looking for something.

- whatever it is,
You're not gonna find it

In a lightning storm.

Maybe you already have it.

You just need the confidence
To trust that.

- hey, doc.
- yeah.

- uh, can I ride with him?

- yeah, if it's okay with--
- really?

Sure.
No, wait a minute.

You can't miss the storm.

That's the only reason
You're here.

- are you kidding?

I get to hang out
With an actual lightning victim.

That's
The best field study ever.

And, besides,
There's always another storm.

Both: that's the beauty
Of nature.

- you know, I remember something
About when I got zapped.

- oh, yeah?
- yeah.

- pete, we'll meet you there.

- something tells me
Chewy's isn't gonna be open.

- yeah, I'm sorry
We didn't make it to dinner.

- I guess we'll have
To take a rain--

- hoo!
- hoo.

- [chuckles]
Are you okay?

- yeah, I'm fine.

- okay, good.

- and glad we didn't get here
Three seconds sooner.

- okay.

Ugh.
Perfect.

[thunder crashes]

[laughter]

- like I was saying,
Rain check.

- yeah.

Exactly.

- all right,
Come on, divs.

I'm attacking yakutsk.

- evan, I am here
Because there is a storm

Raging outside,
Not because I want

To relive being a teenager.

With no life.

[thunder crashes]
- [shrieks]

- though that is exactly
What a teenage girl sounds like.

Maybe you should be watching
Twilight.

- seen it.
Team edward.

- hank,
Sorry to bother you again,

But I have been reviewing
Some case studies,

And there is one condition
That we haven't ruled out yet

For stacy.

Unfortunately,
Diagnosing it

Requires a full-body scan.

Call me.
I'm here with evan.

Alone.

Of course.

- [sighs]

- still no signal?
- nope.

- okay, we can't stay here
All night.

I'm gonna walk to the main road
And try to find some help.

- seriously?
- yeah.

- hank, no.

You're gonna have to swim
Your way out of the park.

- oh, really?
That's the first time

I've seen you show any concern
About the storm.

- well, it's the first time I've
Been almost crushed by a tree.

- true. Okay.
Don't go anywhere now.

- I'm going with you.
That's where I'm going.

- all right.

[both shrieking]

Bad idea!
Back to the car!

Oh!
[grunts]

Both: oh!

- okay, that was possibly
The worst idea ever.

- yeah, it seemed
Like a good idea at the time.

- oh.

Wow.

Maybe we should just stay here
A while.

- now that's
The best idea ever.

- okay.

- they should not be out
In this weather.

- evan, relax.

They're having dinner.

And not only
Is this power outage temporary,

But you are completely prepared
For it.

In fact,
Because of you,

We all are.
- you're right. It's go time.

Just let me flip on our new
Emergency backup generator.

Ha-ha.

Anything?
- nope.

- oh.

Anything?
- no.

- anything?
- still no.

So much for your battle plan.

- you know,
At least I had one.

That may
Or may not have involved

Me buying a generator
On craigslist.

As-is.

Thank you.

[sighs]

Damn the end of summer.

- what did you just say?

- I said,
"Damn the end-of-summer storm."

- no, you said,
"Damn the end of summer."

- it doesn't take
A psychologist

To figure out
Where you're going with this.

Where are you going with this?

- maybe this isn't
About the storm.

Your father could be going
To prison.

Many of hankmed's clients will
Be leaving their summer homes.

- you'll be leaving
The hamptons.

Which means we'll still have

A zillion resumes
To go through.

Then I'll have to train
Your replacement.

Yeah, it does feel
Like everything's up in the air.

- yeah.

In a few weeks,

I will be moving to london,

Starting a whole new life.

It is unsettling.

But like all storms,

This one is going to pass.

And you'll be fine, evan.

We both will.

- is that the worst of it?

Maybe zeus miscalculated
On this one.

Maybe his thought process
Is flawed.

- maybe not.

Evan, can you connect
The laptop

To the big screen?

Stacy said that the key
To predicting

A storm pattern was to
Synthesize all the information

And assemble the big picture.

We don't have to wait
For a full-body scan.

Stacy's had
So many prior breaks

That most of her body
Has already been x-rayed.

- that's so cool.
That's almost her whole body.

- there it is.

- where?

- on her right foot.

From an x-ray taken
Two years ago.

I think
That that little growth

Is what's causing
The malabsorption.

And if I'm right,

It's an easy fix.

- wow.

It's almost like you've turned
Into hank.

Except you say "Shedule."

- let's see what
We've got in here.

Okay.

Blankie.
- yes. Yes, yes.

- could have used these
Five minutes ago.

- yeah.

You got an emergency change

Of casual women's clothing?

- even better. Beef stew
And mediterranean chicken.

- mm. Vacuum-packed
For maximum freshness.

[laughter]

- lady's choice.

- hmm...

Hank, you really are prepared
For any situation.

- it's all evan.

Oh, he must never know

This emergency kit
Actually came in handy.

- deal.

- okay.

- okay.

- honestly,
I expected worse.

- you think this is good,
I know

This terrific freeze-dried place
In southampton.

The best.

[light laughter]

[thunder crashes]

- I'm at the hospital
With stacy and pete.

It would be nice
If you called.

I'm getting worried, hank.

- [laughing] I can't tell
The difference, can you?

- I'm so sorry.

The roads must be a mess
After the storm.

I am sure
That hank is on his way.

But your carotid stent
Procedure went very well,

Mr. Stambleck.

You should be back to work
In a couple of days.

- writing as many citations
As you want.

- and I hate
To state the obvious,

But you should avoid any further
Lightning encounters.

- no worries.
We're hoping to install

The new zeus detection system
In the park next month.

Pretty amazing technology.

- so as soon as they remove
This thing from my foot,

My bones just go back to normal?

- it's called
Oncogenic osteomalacia.

- okay.
- the growth secretes

An enzyme that inhibits
Vitamin and mineral absorption

Into your bones.

After the surgery,
Your bones will be able

To absorb them again

And should normalize
In a couple of months.

In storm chaser lingo,

I would say
That this condition is an f1.

- oh, I can sleep
Through one of those.

- so jill's not in her office,

And the nurses told me
That her phone's been going

Straight to voice mail
For hours.

- well, they were both with us

In the park last night.

They were supposed
To meet us here.

- how big is the park?
- about 1,700 acres.

- so they could be anywhere.

- I can call in a search team.

- or we could use my truck.

- actually, I got this one.

I got it.

So I'm not gonna harp
On the fact

That my thorough storm
Preparations were mocked,

Much like benjamin franklin
Was mocked

When he flew his kite too close
To the liberty bell.

- you're harping.

And bastardizing
American history.

- but who's grateful now
That I put

State-of-the-art gps locators
In your bags?

- grateful that you can track
My every move?

- divs, I prefer
To think of it

As protecting my valuables,
Actually.

[beeping]

Bingo.

Guys!

Hey, guys!

Hey, we're here
To rescue you.

Guys.

Hey.

Oh, my god.

- what?

Oh.

It looks
Like they rescued each other.

- what should we do?

- well, we should leave them be

While we call
For road service.

- oh, my god.

There's no signal out here,
Though.

There's nothing.

- you know, I believe
That there is an emergency phone

At the ranger station.

- oh, my god, jill and hank.

Jank!

Jank is back.

That's hilarious.

Hey, we made
A pretty good team.

We should have a combo name,
In fact.

Evan and divya--
Evadivs.

Eva--that's weak.

Divya and evan--divyan.
Divyan?

- okay, here's one.

Divya and idiot.

Didiot.

- not bad.

[sighs]

[radio chatter]

- this is stephanie abrams.

- you know,
I always thought--

- [shushes]
She's a weather woman, okay?

Show some respect.

- ...And enjoy the sunshine.
Maybe go down to the market,

Get some fresh fish,
A bottle of wine,

And have a good night.

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