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- you let a billionaire
Hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this trip is gonna
Get you back on your feet.

- what trip?
- to the hamptons.

- I'm raising money
For a local free clinic.

- you want hankmed
To run your clinic?

- I want to work this out.

I want the clinic
At hamptons heritage

So that we can help more people.

- I went to dad's house
The other day

And I found shadow pond
Letterhead.

- so?

- what if he threw your
Birthday party

To steal the letterhead?

Boris operates at a level--

Let's just say it's beyond
Your reach.

- eddie r. Lawson.

- I know exactly who you are.

- what do you make of emily?

- I'm still feeling her out.

- dr. Emily peck faxed over

A request for jake's records.

- what?

- this is war.
She's coming after us.

- henry, get up!

E.S.M. Right now.

Emily peck's crossed
A serious line.

- hello.

You've reached the voicemail
Of divya katdare.

Please leave a message.
[phone beeps]

- all right, so you know
How I check

The hankmed web site traffic
Every monday morning?

So I type "Hankmed.Com"
Into my browser and--

[phone beeps]

- press "One" to continue.
- kidding me.

- press "Two" to re--

- so I typed "Yankmed.Com"
By accident, all right?

I get redirected
To none other than

Dremilypeck.Com.

Yeah, same exact thing
Happens

When I type in
"Hankme," "Hankmess,"

"Hunkmed."

She purchased web addresses

To play on our name,

So we got to come up
With a serious

Cyber-retaliation plan
To deal with this succubus.

This--
[phone beeps]

- press "One" to con--
- [sighs]

- "Succubus"?

Really?

- yes, it's a...

Highly attractive seductress
Or enchantress.

- female demon who ruins men.

- oh, okay.

- awkward, isn't it?

- [stammering]
Define "Awkward."

- what you're feeling right now.

- hank, she's redirecting
Our clients

And potential clients
To her web site.

- what?
Is that true?

- it is true that
I hired a web designer

To create and host
My new web site,

But nothing he's doing
Is illegal.

I wouldn't allow that.
- she wouldn't allow that.

- wait, what--what is she doing
In our house uninvited?

- um.

- why aren't you
Asking her that?

What the hell is going
On right now?

This--and do not tell me
We'll talk--

- we'll talk about this later.

- are you sleeping
With the enemy?

- it's pronounced "Emily."

- see you later, hank.
- okay.

House call.
We'll talk later.

Oh, uh, what's
An "E.S.M." anyway?

- it's an emergency
Staff meeting.

- tell divya it's cancelled.

- miss lam,
I think my search

For the perfect replacement
Is over.

You are without a doubt
The most qualified applicant

For this job.

- miss katdare,
I feel so honored.

- please, call me divya.

Of course, you'll still have
To interview

With dr. Lawson
And his brother evan.

- absolutely.

I understand they
Are as professional

And discreet as you are.

- oh, indeed they are.

I assure you, miss lam,
Hankmed is about medicine,

Not gossip.

- divya!
There you are.

- evan.

Uh, wow.
We were just talking about you.

I would like to introduce you--

- some other time.
I'm sorry.

I'm sure you're a lovely friend
Or wedding planner,

Cake baker,
Whatever you are.

This is just
An emergency, okay?

Dr. Peck?
She's shafting us.

And, yes, it is
In the way you think.

- okay, you know what?

Evan, I think that this
Should wait.

- no, it can't wait,

'cause not only
Is she bonking the boss,

The succubus is also trying
To steal our clients.

Is that a cruller?

- um, should I go?
- no.

- yes, yes, yes.
- miss lam, wait.

- divya, can you focus?
We need a plan.

- what we need
To do is to continue

To stay out of hank's
Personal life.

Good-bye, alice!

We'll be in touch!

- you already knew about emily
And hank, divya?

Divya? Divya?

Why did you not tell me?

- for the same reason
That I am not

Going to talk about it now.

It is not my business.

What is my business

Is finding a replacement
For me before I leave,

Which I think you have
Completely screwed up!

- ugh.

- chopper's going down.
Chopper's going down.

Man, move forward.
Push forward, man.

Push forward.

Flank on the left.

- wait, you said his mother
Made the appointment?

- yeah, she called me.

Watch your head.

- go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Watch for the sniper.

What? What? What?

No, daniel, tell your mother
You'll do your homework later.

So algebra's easy.
This is war.

- uh, stanley?

- men, retreat!
Retreat!

Aww.
Over.

It's over.

Are you jill casey
And hank lawson

From the hamptons
Family clinic?

- yes, we are.

It's nice
To meet you, stanley.

We hear that you're
Not feeling well.

- roger that.
Big time.

- we're sorry to hear that.

We can see that your troops
Really need you.

- four months ago,
I caught a cold.

So I took a z-pack
And the cold went away.

A week later, cold came back.

Two months later,
I caught another cold.

Took more antibiotics
And a few weeks later,

I got sick again.

- all right, tell me
If any of this hurts.

- please.

Last week, I was a p.O.W.
For six months.

Ahh!
A little bit.

Three weeks ago,
I was sick again.

Lower back pain, fever,

The nausea, same story.

- stanley, are you taking
Care of yourself?

Do you exercise?

- well, I do those stairs
Once a day.

Once going up,
Then I come down.

Sometimes I go back up.

- so I'll be in touch
As soon as we get

Your blood work back
From the lab,

Then we should have
A better idea

Of what's going on
With you.

- okay.

- all I need now
Is your signature

For our clinic files.

- okay.

And I, uh--I have
Something for you.

- is something wrong?

- it's a "Cease and desist"
Order from dr. Blair

And the rest of the board.
- what?

- hank, we just got served.

They've closed our clinic.

- you're a process server?

- it's my day job.

The good news is that
I really am sick.

- oh, huh.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- I can't believe that
The clinic was shut down.

- hopefully, not for long.
Jill's all over it.

Wants us to stay focused
On our patients.

- which explains why you sent
Stanley's blood work

To the lab.

- yeah, well,
Some part of him

Had to get out
Of that basement.

Remind me again
Who we're seeing.

- the philips family.

Ted philips sold his successful
Energy water company

Around a year ago.

He's been traveling
Around the world

With his wife and kids
Ever since.

He is in the hamptons
To pick up his father

To join them on the rest
Of their trip.

[doorbell rings]

- thanks again for coming
On such short notice.

Kids?

Teddy, grace, please say
Hello to our guests.

- bonjour.
- ni hao.

- hai.
- [chuckles]

Show-offs.
Start packing, guys.

71 hours till we're
Airborne again.

- yes!

- and this is my husband ted.

Barely landed and he's already
Trying to launch a new business.

Ingestible sunscreen.

- oh.

- honey, this is hankmed.

- we'll be back from russia
By the end of the month, right?

- next month.

"Family time" contract
Doesn't end until then.

- uh, guys, it's great
To meet you.

I'm confused though.

Who here needs a doctor?

- um, we're all very healthy.

- well, there was
The delhi belly week in india.

It hit all of us.

- yeah, that was rough.

- and then teddy broke his toe
At machu picchu

And I stepped on a sea urchin
In the maldives.

- yes, but other than that,
We're all fine.

It's my dad we're
Worried about.

He's had this smoker's cough
Since before I was born,

But he's gotten much worse.

- yeah, his father swears
He's fine,

But we need to make sure,

Especially before
We leave the u.S.

- we're happy to take a look.

- all righty, well, thank you.

He's, uh--
- through here?

- good luck.
- yeah.

You're gonna need it.

- now come on, maddie.

You know the difference
Between femur and fibula.

Use what's in your cranium.

[coughs]

You two, don't just
Stand there staring.

Get in here.

[clears throat]

Femur.
- femur.

- mm-hmm.
Fibula.

- fi--"Fibulee."

- fibula.

- uh, harrison philips,

The father of arthroscopy
And the philip's suture.

- yeah.

Femur.

- femur.

- fibula.
- fibula.

- excellent.

- emily's outflanked us
In sponsored links too,

So now we face
A possible bidding war

For whose business name
Comes first

When anyone searches for
"Hamptons concierge medicine."

[stammering]
- all right, tell me the truth.

- what?
- should I keep these?

- yeah, the look good on you.

And of course hank's
Ignoring the fact

That she's trading
On our name to generate

Business for herself because
He's sleeping with her.

Ugh!
He's sleeping with her!

- really?

You know, I do think these
Look great.

But the price?
Aye-yi-yi.

And who the hell
Is alexander wang anyway?

- he's a well-known designer,
Dad.

Have you heard anything
That I just said,

Or is it just impossible
For you

To process anything negative
About hank at all?

- I hear every word you say.

You're worried.
You're upset.

You're nervous about losing
Hankmed, okay?

I understand that.

You worked hard
To get your new life,

But--and this
Is a really big but.

Evan, are you listening?

You're letting your emotions
Get in the way.

Have you forgotten
The lawson family motto?

- "Don't complain
About the problem.

Fix it."

- exactly.

And I think I can help you.

I got a guy.

Can make this situation
Go away like that.

- really?
- mm-hmm.

- how?

- what do you mean, "How"?

He can whack her.

- are you out of your mind?

I don't want to kill her, dad.

- kill her?

What are you talking about
"Kill her"?

- you said--
- no, no, no.

He's good at getting inside
Those web sites, you know?

- oh, my god.
You mean "Hack her."

He's out of touch.
- okay, all right.

Whatever you young people say,
He can do, right?

He's a computer genius.

He's a disgruntled
Ex-google employee

And he can, uh,
Deal with emily's threat.

Listen, you know what?
I got to go.

- okay, tell me how much
He costs and let me know.

- we'll figure it out later.

- all right, bye, dad.

Oh, wait, dad.

Pop?

Hey, dad.
Dad!

- so when were you
Diagnosed with copd?

- I prefer to call it
"Emphysema."

Sounds dirty,
Smokey, appropriate.

- lean forward, please.

- [coughs]
16 years ago.

- his blood pressure
Is 198 over 93.

- breathe in and out for me,
Please.

- [wheezing]

- how much did you smoke?

- two packs a day, unfiltered.

I gave 'em up six months ago.

You let your girl
Ask a patient questions?

- breathe again, please.

- uh, the name is divya

And I'm not his girl.

I'm his physician assistant.

- and we both would like you to
Make this trip with your family.

- oh, I'm gonna go.

You don't say no
To my daughter-in-law.

This whole globe-trotting
Adventure was her idea.

- I'd like to update
Your albuterol,

Add on a steroid inhaler,
And low-dose prednisone.

- what else?

- lasix to help your
Congestive heart failure

And lisinopril to control
Your blood pressure.

- what about theophylline?

My manhattan internist used
To prescribe it,

Then he stopped.

- uh, for good reason.

- yeah, hardly anyone prescribes
That anymore.

Seizures, tremors,
Nausea, vomiting.

- yeah, I'm well aware
Of all the side effects.

Thank you, but I haven't
Had any.

And it's the one medication that
Used to make me feel better.

- I feel confident
With my recommendations.

If you want, I can bring
In a pulmonologist to consult.

- that's the best idea
I've heard all day.

[clears throat]

[cell phone rings]

- how soon will we get
The results?

- are there any other
Pulmonologists

On the registry
That might be available?

Anyone at all?

- that's in hundreds,
Not thousands, right?

Yes, yes, I can make that work.

- fantastic.
Thank you.

- no, thank you.

- thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

[phones beep]
Yeah!

- so the lab will
Have stanley's test results

By 8:00 a.M. Tomorrow.

You?

- every pulmonologist
In the tri-state area

Is apparently booked
Or on vacation.

- is he still in a snit
About emily?

- no, I'm not in a snit.

I'm not that juvenile.

- happy to hear that,
Because it turns out

There is one other specialist
Who's available.

Emily.

- emily peck?

- yep, she did a fellowship
In pulmonary medicine.

- did you know the latin origin
Of her name is "Rival"?

I didn't either.
I just looked it up.

Working with her
Is a horrible idea.

Just gonna say it.
Just gonna say it.

- she won't be working with me.

She'll be working under me.

- oh, oh.
- don't even go there.

And only until dr. Philips
Is feeling better,

So let's not make this
The drama it's not.

- it's a great idea.
- yeah.

- yeah.
You want me to call her?

- no, it's okay.
I can handle this.

- are you out of your mind?

What are you doing?

We're not trying
To push them together.

We're trying
To pull them apart, divya.

- and that will happen
Naturally.

- how do you figure that?

- once hank gets a chance
To work with her closely,

I mean, he can't help
But see emily

For the up-selling,
Elbow-rubbing, anti-hank

That she truly is.

- it's devious.
- hmm.

- it's risky.
- no.

I know from experience.

Trust me, evan.

Putting them together
Is definitely

Going to pull them apart.

- high-freaking-five.

- now that is juvenile.

- I will follow you around
All day like this.

- okay, thank you.

Stanley, the war-mongering
Process server,

Has a white count at around
13,000 with a left shift.

Could be a hot appy.

- okay, I'm on it.

I will find out if the pain
Has migrated.

Mr. Russell, hi.

This is divya katdare.
I work with hank--

- oh, my god!
I think I'm dying!

- okay, mr. Russell, I need you
To hang up and call 9-1-1.

Do you understand?
- help me.

- stanley?
Stanley, are you there?

- hey, I'm sorry.

I was just taking enemy fire.

I'm fine although my stomach
Does kind of bug.

- okay, you need to get
To a hospital right away.

- I can't.

My mom doesn't
Get home till 4:00,

So I don't have a car.

- we will send someone to take
You to hamptons heritage.

He'll be there shortly, okay?

- message received.

Over and out.

- but our appointment
Was for 9:00.

- well, she arrived
About an hour ago.

That woman knows
How to schmooze.

- to repair chondromalacia

Of the retropatellar cartilage,

A small incision is
Arthroscopically made to--

You stop me if I need
To explain

Any of these words, blondie.

- oh, please.

I pay good money to look half
As smart as I am.

The fluid gets injected
Into the joint,

Then the injury--

- enjoying the surgery channel?

- hello, dr. Lawson.
- hello.

- divya.
- hmm.

- we're just looking
At a video

Of my first
Arthroscopic procedure.

- is that betamax?

- welcome to 1980.

- dr. Peck has kindly offered

To transfer all
Of my surgeries to dvd.

- well, that is kind of her.

- you should see
These tapes, hank.

They are amazing.
- [wheezing]

- yes, as is the fact that
With three doctors

In the room and one
Of them wheezing,

No one's made a move
For the albuterol.

- I hate that junk.

It makes me jittery.

- he won't take it
More than once

Every three hours,
Despite my advice.

- right,
But the current practice

Is to administer as needed.

- I think I'm in trouble.

- you're not in trouble.

- is that cigar yours?

- dr. Peck has approved
Of the occasional draw.

- has she now?

May I speak with you
In private, dr. Peck?

- now you're in trouble.

- thank you.

For a patient with emphysema,

No amount of smoking
Is acceptable.

- he's an egomaniac
Who's stuck in his ways.

You know
What doctors are like.

- he's sick.

He can't afford
To be non-compliant.

- I agree, but he's never
Gonna respond

To being told what to do.

You have to find achievable
Improvements.

- well, we're not gonna
Find them

By letting our patient dictate
How we take care of him.

[cell phone rings]

- hello?

- how's the plan going?

- seems to be working.

How are you?
Did you get stanley?

- yeah, we're at hamptons
Heritage right now.

I've seen deli counters
Move faster, by the way.

How you doing?
You winning?

Yeah, tell me again why we're
Being so nice to this guy.

- because he's sick
And he needs help.

- so you and hank are working
With our competition.

I am now the unpaid chauffer
For stanley,

The subterranean cyber soldier
Who's trying to kill our clinic.

- okay, let me call you back.

- [coughs]

- jill?

- evan.

Hi.

- you have to help me.

- okay.

- and open.

No, no fever.

When did maddie
Start coughing?

- last night,
But she didn't have a fever,

So we weren't too concerned.

- she's been fine all morning.

- it's true.
[coughs]

I'm okay...Mostly.
[coughs]

- maddie, I think your cough
Is related

To your grandfather's cough.

- last time I checked,
Emphysema wasn't contagious.

You sure you didn't get your
Medical degree on the internet?

- dad.
- [coughs]

- no, you're right.

You couldn't have given
Maddie emphysema.

- but you could have
Given her pneumonia.

- an x-ray will confirm this
For both of you,

But I think you should start
A course of antibiotics.

- dr. Philips,
Will you go first?

- his name is stanley russell.

He was a clinic patient.

The last one before
It was closed.

He's right over here.

- miss casey, you do realize

The injunction
Wasn't personal?

- of course.

No offense taken.

But unfortunately, my biggest
And most committed donor,

Boris kuester
Von jurgens-ratenicz,

Was not as understanding.

- really?

I didn't realize he was one
Of your benefactors.

- oh, yes.

He doesn't just donate here
At the hospital.

He also anonymously
Gave to the clinic.

Although I don't know how silent
He's going to be now.

When I told him that the clinic
Was closed indefinitely,

He was furious.

But like you said,
It's not personal.

I'm sure he'll
Realize that too.

Stanley, this is dr. Blair.

- hi.
- doctor, he's got a hot appy.

White count's 13,000
With a left shift.

- are you a doctor?

- no, no, no.

I am related to one though.

Just to be clear though,

"Appy" means "Appendix,"
Not "Appetizer," right?

- yes.
- okay.

So "Hot" means "Infected,"
Not "Oven-baked"?

- who are you?
- I'm--

- ah!

- it's your appendix all right,
Mr. Russell.

We need to get you in surgery
Now before it bursts.

- surgery?
- that's exactly what hank said.

Nurse stephens?

- just like that?
- wait.

You can't--please don't
Let me die.

- I won't.
They're gonna help you, okay?

- stanley, you're gonna be fine,
Okay?

- no, I'm talking to evan,

'cause my life
Is in your hands snow.

- oh, your life.

I got it.
Yeah.

You're okay.
- okay.

- okay, come on.
Let's go, guys.

- your life's in good hands.
Be a soldier.

- okay.
- I mean it.

Hoo-ah.

Um, jill,
Talking to boris?

That's genius.

- I didn't talk to boris.

- what?

- [sighs]
I was bluffing, evan.

- that's even genius-er.

That's--
High-five.

What is wrong with people?

- hi.

After he vomited,
He started shaking

And he hasn't stopped.

Is this related
To the pneumonia?

- let's find out.

Hi.

- damn it, lynn.

I told you I'm just fine.

- I came as soon
As I got your message.

- he's in multifocal
Atrial tachycardia.

- his heart rate's that fast?
- irregular too.

Which makes no sense,
Considering the meds

He's been taking.

- except it can occur
With theophylline.

- yeah, but he's not on that.

- yeah, he is.

I gave it to him.

- nausea.

Acute.

Consistent.

- hank, I had him on a low dose
Of theophylline.

I have no idea how
His reaction is so big.

- doctor, that dose didn't
Do anything.

I helped myself to some extra.

- oh.

- I've got the actidos.

- good.

- how did he get
The theophylline?

What, did he self-prescribe?

- he didn't prescribe it.
I did.

- dr. Peck, you can take off.

Divya will assist
With the gastric dialysis.

- hank, I'm not
Going anywhere.

Not until
Dr. Philips is stable.

We should get him
To hamptons heritage

Or call the emts.

- I can handle it
Now that I know

What's going on.

- should we intubate?
- intubate?

- guys, guys,
Let's just calm down.

- okay, you're right.

We can handle
His difficulty breathing

With steroids and albuterol.

- good.

Why don't you prep
The nebulizer?

Okay, divya, let's place
The nasogastric tube--

- not on my naso you're not.

- we will nebulize 4% lidocaine
By facemask,

Which will anesthetize your
Nose and throat

And make this much
More comfortable.

- okay, go ahead, numb me.

Let's just get this
The hell over with.

- okay, dr. Peck,
Please turn it.

Swallow.
Swallow.

Good.

Okay, good.

Mask on?

- mask on.

His o2 sat's not improving.

We have him on
Max beta two-agonists.

I can barely hear
Breath sounds

Because of his bronchospasm.

- okay, try I.V. Magnesium.

2 grams over 20 minutes.

[pop rock music]

*

- * damn I'm freezing

* but I'm not leaving

* I could stay here all night

* it took me hours

* to find these flowers

* it took me years to think--

- looks like he's out
Of danger.

- * and when the good starts
To turn *

* arrest this heart of mine

* arrest this heart

- dr. Philips, hi.

How you feeling?

- any shot at a cigar?

- you're funny.

- how about some breakfast?

- hello?

Dad?

- excuse me, do not talk to me
About keeping promises

And, yes,
I can close the deal.

I'll keep my end
Of the bargain.

Don't you worry.

You know what?
I have to call you back.

- are you kidding me with this?

- huh?
- how did you--

This is insane.

- yeah, isn't it?

Ev, you have to call me before
You just pop over.

- I did.
I called you twice.

It just rang through.

- ahh.

I just got this contraption.

$500 piece of art.
You know what?

You can't even answer
A phone call.

- I could teach you how
To use it.

It's got two lines.
- you know what?

Another time would be perfect.
- all right.

So I came to return
These bad boys.

You left them on the table
After all that.

- thank you.

- and--oh, so comfortable.

I came to thank you
For hacking emily.

- I'm very glad
It worked out.

- it so did, but wait,
There's more.

If you act now,
For one low price,

You can have public
Humiliation as well.

Check this out.
- hmm?

- see, if you search
For her web site,

It redirects you
To this piece of genius.

Like, how did he even
Find that?

- well, that's what he does.

- oh.

This is like heaven.

You all right?

- actually, I'm dealing

With some major work issues.

- really?

Anything I can help with?

- no.

I got incompetence,
Impatience, impertinence.

I got idiots.
Idiots all around, evan.

- well, don't complain
About the problem.

Fix it.

- hey, huh?
Come on.

That's exactly
What I'm gonna do.

Listen, drive safely.
- okay.

- and thanks for coming.

- um, cool.
Okay.

Who should I make
The check out to?

- you know what?

Call me old-fashioned.

I like cash.

- how's it looking?

- both maddie's and your test
Results are negative.

- I don't have pneumonia.

You did good, dr. Lawson.

- well, coming from you,
That's high praise.

- look, now that
We've bonded...

- [chuckles]

- what are the chances
Of a brief encounter

With one of my
Lonely cigars, hmm?

- the chances of that
Are slim to none

And slim just left town.

Sorry.
- okay.

Then how about
A favor instead?

Convince ted they
Should complete

Their adventure without me.

- what?

Why do you need me
To tell him that?

- 'cause he'll say no to me.

- and he won't to me?

- not when you tell him
I'll be able

To join him in three days.

- yeah, but you won't be,

Which is why you want me
To tell him.

- I will not be the reason
Ted and lynn

Don't get to finish
Their adventure.

My son works his tail off.

He's got limited time
With his family.

It's important to him.

To them.
To me.

- how about this?

I'll tell ted that you're
Hoping to join them.

- good enough for me.

- okay then.

- I'd like to talk with you.

- sure.

Your father's doing well.

- he should never have been
As sick as he was

In the first place.

- mr. Philips,
Your father overdosed

On the medicine theophylline.

It was prescribed,
But not taken as directed.

- you have every right
To be upset.

- yeah, you're right.

I do.

- I would be furious
If something like that

Happened to my father.

But with theophylline,
The line between toxic and safe

Is a thin one.

What matters is that
Dr. Philips is stable.

The meds are out
Of his system and I think

We can all say that this will
Never happen again.

I'm sorry it did.

- I'm gonna go see my father.

- long night?
- ah!

- let me guess, actually.

You were sleeping with
The emily again, weren't you?

- okay.
- I won't be ignored, henry.

Okay?
We're gonna talk about this.

- okay, start talking.

I'm gonna catch up
On some emails.

- okay, I'm gonna illustrate.

On one hand, we have--

We have you, hank,
Of hankmed.

Okay?

On the other hand,
We have emily, the succubus.

So hankmed over here.

The competition over here.

- which hand
Is the succubus hand?

- okay, I'm familiar
With the expression,

"Keep your friends close,
But your enemies closer," okay?

You're taking it way
Too literally.

So let me illustrate again.

- ev, that's the last one.

- uh-uh!

This is what we do
To our competition, okay?

We crush 'em like a bug.

[gasps]

- all right, that was
Wonderfully illustrated.

Really, that was poignant.

Are you done?

Okay, good.

Emily is not trying
To bring hankmed down.

- are you--

- you don't need to worry.

Look, we're having
Fun together.

That's all it is.

Oh, good luck opening it.

- hello.
- morning.

- have you seen
Dr. Philips already?

- no, I was waiting
For both of you.

- oh.

Okay, let's go.

- you hear that?

- I don't hear anything.

- exactly.

The vagabonds have left
For the airport.

[coughs]

- dr. Philips, when did
Your cough start up again?

- to be honest with you,
It never went away.

- that's odd.

Have you been taking
Your antibiotics?

- exactly as directed.

- you should be
Feeling better.

- yeah, well,
You tell that to my lungs.

- that rash is petechial.
- mm-hmm.

- and with paroxysms.

- there's only one thing
It could be.

Hello!

- is it my father?

- your father's okay.
Divya's with him.

- we tried your cell.
- what is it?

What's the matter?
- we think maddie's sick.

- what?
- what do you mean "Sick"?

- could you pull
Her shirt back?

- what is that?

- how'd you know
That was there?

- maddie has a highly
Contagious disease,

Whooping cough,
And so does your father.

And you guys
May have it too.

- eddie r. Lawson,
Where are you?

Your extra hot cap
Is now

A room temperature cap,
Pops,

And it's dropping fast.

Pop, if you can't figure out
The call waiting on your phone,

There's two buttons.

They're at the bottom
Of the phone.

Ugh, never mind.
I'm here.

I'm still here
At eden's garden.

I have your money,
So.

Oh, my god.

You got out of the hospital
So fast.

- thanks to you.

You know, my appendix would
Have exploded

Like nitroglycerine.

Kaboom.

- oh, don't stop
On my account, man.

You're gonna kill your
Avatar, dude.

- I'm this close
To getting the insurgents.

They need to take
A break anyway.

Listen, uh...
Can I buy you a nice cup of joe?

And I want to apologize
For having to serve you guys.

Okay?
It's the worst part of my job.

- dude, you're a process server.
That is your job, right?

- yeah, well,
I still hate doing it.

- you hate it?
Why do you do it?

- I get to meet people.

And believe it or not,
Social interaction

Hasn't always come easy
For me.

Plus I get to make
My own hours

And with the economy
The way it is--

- triple latte for felix!

- right here.

Right here.
I'm coming.

- hostile detected.

Time to move.

- what? Who?
That guy?

No way.
What did he do?

- that's on a need-to-know
And I don't need to know.

I just follow orders.

- right.

Stanley, if you hate your job,

Why don't you just
Get a new job?

I don't want to sound preachy.

I recently--I did.

So hating your job is no way
To live life, man.

For you or your avatar
And you got to look out

For him too, right?

- yeah, you'd be
A great platoon leader.

Great platoon leader.

- thank you.

Absolutely.

Do you want to--
Okay.

Um, maybe I'll run into you
In cyberspace sometime.

- yeah, well, if you do,
You watch your six.

- all right,
And you watch your seven.

- I said you watch your six.

Hey, felix!

- okay.

There you go.

- so, doc,
How's the old man doing?

- better.
Much better.

- it's a good thing
You stuck around long enough

To see his rash.

- now there's a sentence
You just don't

Hear very often, huh?
[laughter]

- I am curious how maddie
Got whooping cough

And the other kids didn't.

- well, teddy and grace
Were immunized,

But when maddie was born,
There was a lot

Of controversy over
Immunization, so--

- so we decided to err
On the side of caution.

- right.
Why ask a doctor?

- and dr. Philips
Was susceptible because?

- because I've outlived
My immunization.

Another wonderful byproduct
Of growing older.

- but how did maddie
Get it in the first place?

- she could have
Easily picked it up

On one of your
Off-the-beaten-path adventures.

- so when do you think she'll
Be well enough to travel?

- at least six weeks.

I'm afraid your family trip
Is gonna have to wait.

- of course it will.

We'll continue our
Adventure here.

All of us together.

- should be a great adventure.

- it's a pleasure.

- pleasure here, blondie.

Take care.

Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.

- doctor.
- doctor.

I got something for you.

I'm about to give you some
Of my most prized possessions.

- well, uh--

- yeah, but you can't
Smoke them.

[laughter]
- true, true.

Thank you very much.
- you're welcome.

Take care, hank.

- will do.
- take care.

- all right, bye-bye.
- bye-bye.

- don't smoke 'em all at once,
All right there?

Thank you.

- you must not think
I'm a very good doctor.

- we have different methods.

- which means you don't think
I'm a very good doctor.

- you were the pulmonologist
I brought in

And you did something
I completely disagree with.

- look, hank,
If I'd known how you felt

About the theophylline, I would
Never have prescribed it.

- right, well, you could have
Talked to me about it first.

- I'm sorry.

- look, you screwed up.

You know that.

The important thing
Is dr. Philips is okay.

- no thanks to me.

- you are hard on yourself.

- yeah, well, if I'm gonna hold
Others to high standards,

The least I can do is expect
The same of myself.

- let me cook you dinner.

Distract you.

- I didn't know you can cook.

- I can't.
That's why it'll distract you.

- as appetizing
As that sounds,

I've got to get up early
In the morning.

I have a flight to catch.

- to where?

- san diego.

- self-exile?

- worse.
Family.

- oh, okay.

- it's only for a few days.

I'm overdue a visit
So they can hound me

About why I'm not married.

- I'll save you the airfare.
Why aren't you married?

- maybe I haven't
Met the right guy.

- well, when you do,
Tell him I say "Hello."

- I'll do that.

Oh.

Tell evan I want a truce
On the digital warfare.

- I have no idea
What that means,

And I'm thinking
That's a good thing.

What?
[laughs]

Now I am sure
That's a good thing.

- he plays dirty
And I like it.

- and that's why you became
Employee of the month.

- [chuckles]

- jill...

You have a minute?
- sure.

- I just want to let
You know

That hamptons heritage
Is dropping its lawsuit.

- you are?
Uh--

They are?

- while we believe
That the clinic

Should be run through
The hospital,

I also know
That patient care

Is always the most
Important thing.

Always.

- well...We agree on that.

Dr. Blair?

Thank you.

Really.

And I just wanted
To say

I appreciate you coming here
To tell me this yourself.

- unfortunately,
My top candidate

Has reconsidered
Joining hankmed.

- she seemed uptight.

Kind of like you.

- okay, guys, are there
Any other options?

- actually, there is one.

Emily peck.

- yes, that's a good idea.
That's true.

I'm surprised I didn't
Think of that.

That's--you know,
I heard

Jack kevorkian got
Out of prison,

So he's available.

- having another doctor,
One with complete autonomy,

Would give hankmed
More bandwidth,

And as an employee,

She would no longer
Be competition.

- okay, hank, would you tell
Her how insane she is?

- I got to say
It's not a bad idea.

- it's not?
- no.

- yes, it is.

It's a terrible idea.

Divya, you traitor.

What happened to elbow rubbing
And up-selling

And anti-hank?

- anti what?
What are you--

- I changed my mind.

- oh, oh.

- actually, emily did.

- yeah, she does that.

- uh.
[grill sizzles]

- uh, evan?

- wild breaking pitch again,

But johnson lays off nicely.

And the pitch is on the way.

Line drive--

- come on.

- hey, kiddo.

- hey.

- evan here?

- no, he's out with paige.

- I think he's got something
For me.

- he'll be back soon.
- yeah?

- mm-hmm.

- you just tell him
I was here?

- okay.

[crowd cheering on television]

You can wait if you want.

- you sure?

- yeah.
- thanks.

- sure.

You want a beer?

- are you kidding?

Thanks.

- yeah.

[indistinct chatter
On television]

- this is like old times.

You and me on the couch

Watching our team lose.

- [chuckles]

[scoffs]

- boris, been a long time.

You wanted to see me?

- seems that being an anonymous
Donor to your clinic

No longer
Guarantees anonymity.

- someone said something?

- miss casey, if I desired
Anyone to know

About my involvement, I would
Have told them how myself.

- I wanted dr. Blair
To know how much

The clinic meant to you.

- well, you crossed a line.

- I'm sorry.
I didn't realize--

- I cannot afford to have
My privacy jeopardized.

Not by you.
Not by hankmed.

Not by anyone.

Especially not now.

- okay.

It won't happen again.

- I assure you it won't.

Let yourself out.

- patient is a 42-year-old--

- what the hell?

[indistinct chatter]

[door closes]

[engine turns]

- all right, eddie, good job.

- this is gonna knock you out.

- what?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct arguing]

Forget it, eddie.
Thank you.

- what do you mean
"Thank you"?