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- you let a billionaire Hospital trustee die

To save some kid off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this trip is gonna Get you back on your feet.

- what trip? - to the hamptons.

Is this an arranged marriage? - yes.

- I know many couples who got Married deeply in love.

Now they barely speak.

- well, you sound So terribly excited

About this marriage.

- welcome to cuba.

Dr. Casseras Has diagnosed me, hank.

- is boris in A long-distance relationship?

- open wide.

Mmm. Yummy.

Extra ketchup.

Who loves ginnie?

- [bird speaks indistinctly] - oh, yeah, I know.

You love this. It's your favorite.

Daddy's home.

Dinner's almost ready, roy.

- we won.

We won the lottery.

- are you serious? Are you serious?

[laughter]

You can't be serious!

Oh!

[laughter]

- [wheezing]

- roy?

Oh, my god, baby. What's happening?

Baby, talk to me.

- [laughs]

- wha-- You are evil!

Do you know that?

Why did I even marry you?

- 'cause you knew someday I'd be a very rich man.

- yes, I did!

- oh, baby. - oh, my gosh.

Roy, what are we gonna Buy first?

We're still working on filling All this space.

- yeah, can I make A suggestion?

How about a regulation Basketball court right here?

- I know. It's huge, right?

- wow.

- it's as big As the price tag.

How you guys doing?

- hey. - what's up?

- still pinching pennies.

The man helped the movers Unload our stuff.

Who does that?

- they were charging By the hour.

They were taking Their sweet time.

- is that how you hurt Your wrist?

- I had worse than this driving A truck for 14 years,

But I never called in sick, Not one day.

- never.

Always, always on the road,

So now you're gonna relax If it kills me.

- so, um, how can I help?

- it's this hideous rash.

I-I--I can't face The neighbors like this.

I mean, These are the hamptons.

- no, no. It's singular.

This is the hamptons.

It's a mistake a I used To make all the time.

It's a big tell.

- thanks. - yeah.

- they're gonna think we brought The plague or something.

- I can definitely Rule out plague.

- evan r. Lawson. I'm the cfo of hankmed.

- hey.

- is this new jewelry?

- I bought a whole set on our Trip from north dakota.

One of a kind. - really?

- right, honey?

- oh, sure, babe.

- uh, yeah, I think you're having

An allergic reaction to it.

- I've never had Real gold before.

I had no idea I was allergic.

- actually, we still don't know That you are

Allergic to real gold.

- honey, he's saying It's not real.

They saw her coming A mile away.

- oh, yeah.

- this is hydrocortisone.

Use it on the rash twice A day until it's gone, okay?

- okay. I can do that.

- all right, well, cfo... [chuckles]

What do I owe you?

- oh, no, no. We'll bill you.

Yeah, we'll bill you. - okay.

- "Citizen's bank of bowbells."

Nice. Just tell me one thing:

You didn't put all your money In one bank, right?

- uh.

- you didn't, right?

- [chuckles] - okay, dude.

You need financial planning Assistance, like, bad,

And I can't in good conscience Allow you to go on like this.

It's crazy. - okay, okay.

How much do you want For the conscience?

[laughter]

- you know, you're new in town.

I'll give you the discounted Rate, if you want.

- okay.

- it should clear up in A couple of days.

If not, call me. - oh, thank goodness.

We're renewing our wedding vows And I want

To wear something strapless.

Strapless is all the rage In summer weddings...

Both: according to vogue.

- oh. - yeah.

Last time, we couldn't afford More than city hall, so.

- it was still romantic As heck though.

- yeah.

- that was ten years ago Saturday.

Hey, you guys should come To the party.

- do we have to wear Something strapless?

- no.

Everyone will be there.

- oh, like who?

- everyone.

I invited the whole Neighborhood.

- oh, yeah. - great.

- okay, we'll see you then.

- bye. - bye, guys.

- thanks again.

- looks like boris Won't be coming home

From cuba alone.

- marisa's coming? Oh, my god.

Can you imagine if we had two Weddings this weekend?

Boris's, Then roy and ginnie's?

That would be--

That would be like a Katherine heigl movie

Come to life.

- pretty much.

Eddie hasn't called yet?

- no. No.

It's--he's in washington.

- oh, right. That place without phones.

- yeah, but if eddie gets Government contracts,

It's huge for blue sky.

- your birthday Was three days ago.

Where was eddie then? - come on.

It was still awesome. - it was good.

But was laser tag At shadow pond

As cool as laser blaze?

- schooling the kids On capture the flag.

- yeah, I mean, That's the tradition.

- no, no.

The tradition is you And me, okay?

Same as on all my birthdays Since, like, forever.

- yeah, and eddie nowhere To be found.

All: surprise!

[cheers and applause]

- whoa. [laughter]

- all right.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

- happy birthday, son.

- actually--

- thank you, dad. Thank--

Honestly, thank you so much. [chuckles]

- I'm glad you're having A good time.

- I am.

- hey, hey.

Happy birthday, old man. - hey, killer keller.

How's the schnoz? - I'm still breathing.

[laughter] - oh!

- good to see you.

Miss newberg. - hey.

- hello, hank.

Happy birthday.

- evan.

- of course I know who you are.

Now's a good time to start lying About your age.

- ah, that's good advice. Thank you.

- good to see you.

Hey.

I'm glad you're here.

I, um--

I wanted to talk To you about...Emily.

- do you really want To talk about it

Or do you just think that You have to talk about it?

Because you don't, hank.

Really. We're cool.

- okay. No.

Good talk.

- okay.

I'm gonna go get a beer.

- happy birthday.

- oh, my god.

Thank you so much For coming, dude.

Hello. - hmm.

- thank you. - wait, wait, wait.

You've got to open mine first.

Sorry. - okay.

All right.

No!

This the same one the ceo Of goldman sachs

Was wearing when he testified Before congress?

- maybe. - oh, my god.

Paige. Oh, my god.

That's crazy!

Thank you.

- you want to put it on?

- yes, absolutely.

I can't believe you did this.

- it's pretty great, right?

- yeah.

- hey.

- oh.

- how did it go with hank?

- so fun, yeah.

It's a party, right?

Hey, so, um,

I thought raj was in seattle.

- he was, But he stopped off

To see me on his way back To london.

- mmm, sounds like things Are going well.

- they are.

- I have everything I want.

I got a girl I like.

I got a job I love.

Got a watch I adore.

I got a brother I kind of like.

- yeah, I kind of like you.

- kind of like him.

- little.

- I have a dad again...

Who finally showed up For my birthday.

Couple days late, but still.

- that's great, evan. That's great.

- I'm gonna thank him.

- [chuckles]

- I don't understand.

I don't need a doctor.

- I was told that you Had stomach pain.

- adam called you.

[sighs] He's worried about nothing.

It was probably something I ate.

- well, have you eaten anything Out of the ordinary?

- yes.

Adam's come home From timbuktu

Or some such place With a recipe

For roasted calf's brains.

- well, maybe they weren't Roasted properly

Or maybe it's just that they Were calf brains.

- they're a delicacy In the middle east.

- hi, I'm hank. This is divya.

- adam. Thank you for coming.

- he was there working On a new documentary.

- about gender discrimination In schools, not calf brains.

Anyway, when I arrived here At my parents' place yesterday,

Tali was achy and nauseous Before I made dinner.

- maybe it's nerves.

Your parents, your brothers, Your whole family

Are coming in and the house Is nowhere near being ready.

- stop it. You are part of our family.

- [scoffs]

- tali had a kidney transplant Two years ago.

- a transplant patient Is extremely susceptible

To infection or rejection Of transplanted tissue.

- and now you know Why I'm worried.

- sure. Well, first things first.

Who's her nephrologist?

- have you experienced Any weight gain

Or swelling in your Lower extremities?

- no. Everything's fine.

- I'll get these samples To the lab right away.

- yeah, and make sure they put A rush on it.

- are you taking it easy, tali?

Adam mentioned His family reunion.

- oh, he got here early To pester me.

- he's probably just checking In on his kidney.

Making sure you're Taking good care of it.

- wait. Adam is the donor?

- mm-hmm.

[bird squawks]

- okay, buddy. Back to your room.

- he has his own room?

- why not? We got plenty of 'em.

Can you get the door for me? - yeah.

- thank you.

All right. [chuckles]

Here we go, bud.

- yeah, that's cool.

It's, like, an indoor bird Gazebo room.

- so what's the plan, cfo?

- well, how aggressive Do you want to be?

There are plenty of ways To increase

Your returns, My friend.

- increase?

I already have more money Than I know what to do with.

- well, it's good that I'm here.

I can tell you what To do with it.

- oh, man.

I'd be happy just sticking it Under a mattress,

But there's probably No mattress big enough.

- so you want to sit here In your giant mansion

In the most exclusive Neighborhood in the world

And you want to forget That you won the lottery?

- have you ever heard Of the lottery curse?

Terrible things happen To lottery winners.

They end up with nothing.

- okay, that's bad advice, All right?

And you have me.

- and ginnie has a rash. - yeah.

And that's cheap jewelry.

- [sighs]

- are you okay, man?

- no, no.

It's what I've been trying To tell you.

- excuse me.

I thought surprises Were my thing.

- well, surprise.

- welcome.

- thank you.

This is quite a nice place You got here.

- thank you.

- yeah.

- you like scotch, right?

- yeah, I don't want a drink.

Thank you.

- so how happy am I, huh?

My son came to visit me.

- yeah.

Um, I wanted to thank you.

For the party.

It meant a lot to evan.

- come on, That's the least I could do

For missing all those birthdays Before yesterday.

- uh, yeah, technically, You actually--

[phone rings]

- hold that thought. - okay.

- hello?

Just give me a second. Give me a second.

I got to take this. - take a second.

- yeah.

- I got your message, roy.

Got here as quick as I could.

Let's have a look.

- I've been keeping it From ginnie,

But I'm starting to freak out.

It hurts more than I can tell you.

- all right, well, Let's take a look here.

Sorry, buddy. Okay.

- [grunts]

- all right, all right. No popping or clicking.

Let's check.

Okay, no ulnar deviation.

Here. Grab my fingers, tight.

Okay.

Hey, where'd you Get this abrasion?

- who knows?

We were mobbed everywhere We went in north dakota.

Malls, restaurants.

Everyone wanted To shake our hand

Or touch us for good luck.

- all that contact could have Led to an infection.

I need to run a blood test.

- doc, one time I got my thumb caught

In the fifth wheel hitch On my truck.

Damn near ripped my hand off.

And this hurts worse.

- well, okay.

I need a ct.

- maybe I should give The money back.

- whoa, hey, Bite your tongue, man.

- evan, come here.

I need you to go To the guest house

And get the ct scanner.

- okay, why? What's going on?

- disproportionate pain Is a symptom

Of a very specific infection.

- what?

- I need to test him for Necrotizing fasciitis.

- he might be infected By a totalitarian state?

- a flesh-eating bacteria.

- whoa.

Yeah, that might qualify As a lottery curse.

- hank, it's good to see you.

- you too. - how are you, evan?

- good. Thank you.

- good. - welcome home.

- thank you. It's good to be here.

Yeah. I'll see you both later, huh?

- absolutely. - very good.

- okay.

- someone's in a good mood.

- yeah, I'll say.

Did you hear What he just called me?

"Evan." He actually said my--

I feel like I'm in The twilight zone right now.

- hey, um...

You ever say anything To eddie about boris?

- um, I might have mentioned

The mysterious Russo-czech-talian accent

Once or twice, But, no.

Why?

- I went to his house The other day

And I found shadow pond Letterhead.

- so?

- what if he threw Your birthday party

To steal the letterhead?

- are you actually being Serious?

So why don't you ask dad About the letterhead?

- I will. I will.

I'm just not sure if he'll give Me a straight answer.

- [sighs]

All right.

- well, good news.

Your kidney function Is completely normal.

- oh, thank god.

I didn't want to admit it, But I was terrified.

- me too.

I was just waiting for you To ask for my other one.

- [chuckles] Anti-nausea medication.

Take one tablet And let it melt

On your tongue every Six hours as needed

Until you're feeling better.

I think that the best Prescription for you is rest.

- she's going to bed right now.

Thank you.

- oh, well, it's our job.

- I'll show you out.

[cell phone rings]

- is that news?

Just please tell Me I'm not

Planning roy's financial Future in vain.

- it is definitely not Necrotizing fasciitis.

- oh, good.

- I still don't know what's Causing the pain.

Hopefully things Will get clearer

At the follow-up.

- boo!

[chuckles] - she got you.

- oh, my god.

Wow. What are you doing here?

- spa day.

I got us a couples massage For your birthday.

- you already got me A watch

That's giving everything In my dresser

An inferiority complex.

- so call this a one-week Anniversary present.

Okay, fine.

I just want to hang out With you and a masseuse.

Come on. - wait.

Hey, look. You're killing me.

I have work to do today.

Like, I have to do it.

Can I get, like, A rain check?

- is it the kind of work Where someone will die

If you don't do it?

- no, it's-- No, it's--

We have a client Who won the lottery

And, uh, they're In desperate need

Of a brilliant business mind.

- or yours. - uh--

- so be brilliant tomorrow.

- well, I really want To get the financial plan

To them on saturday as a gift For their--

It's like a vow renewal thing.

- oh, yeah, I got that invite.

- yeah, yeah.

Everyone in the hamptons Got it,

'cause they invited everyone In the hamptons.

- oh, that's cute.

Insane, but cute.

- yeah, you should come.

- yeah, we'll see.

Come on, please. Come with me.

- you know, um, look, I--

I want to really, Really bad,

But I can't.

So next time, I promise it's gonna be

Even better than It would have been.

- okay.

Well, have fun.

- yeah, no--

I'll text you later, okay?

- all right. Bye, hank.

- so tali and you seem Very close.

I mean, not many people Would have given

A kidney to an employee.

- in a lot of ways, Tali's more my family

Than my blood relatives.

I mean, we're the only Two members

Of the household Without law degrees.

Plus, I was the only one Who matched.

When the universe puts something Like that in front of you,

It's hard to deny.

- well, it sounds like the I.V. Antibiotics I gave you

Are working.

Must have been an infection

And luckily not the one That I thought.

- yeah, I feel a million Times better.

I had a cough this morning, But that's it.

- well, that cough could Be the east coast vegetation.

You're still new to that.

- hey, welcome To hay fever country, buddy.

- well, we'll keep watching The cough,

But, uh, I think you're ready To party, my friend.

- [chuckles] Good,

Since I'll probably Be the only one there.

- still no rsvps From the neighbors?

- oh, come on.

We're lottery winners From north dakota.

What do these people care About us renewing our vows?

But--but ginnie--

Ginnie's small-town girl Through and through.

It's what I love about her.

She likes to see the world As one big, happy family.

- well, we'll be there And we'll make a lot of noise.

Evan will anyway.

[bird squawks]

- what's that?

- oh, that's walter.

- who's walter?

- walter's their parrot.

He loves foie gras And he has his own room.

It's bigger than mine. It's like a whole room.

- I may know what's Making you sick.

- the pain's gotten worse since I called you.

- tali, where does it hurt?

- where my kidney is.

Oh.

[parrot cawing]

- [kissing]

- ginnie...

This culture will Either confirm

Or rule out whether Psittacosis--

Better known as "Parrot fever"--

Is the source of roy's issue.

- oh, no. Parrot fever?

That's impossible.

- walter's not a parrot.

He's a... Both: macaw.

- right. No, no.

Psittacosis is an infection

That can be spread From non-human animals

Like hens, ducks, or macaws, To humans.

The infection on your wrist Is probably from the bacteria.

It could also explain Your cough.

- roy, that's great news!

Wait. Our walter is sick?

- well, if he is, We'll give you

The name of a good vet.

- oh, no, no. We don't want a good vet.

We want the best.

We want a concierge vet.

- they probably have that In the hamptons.

- how could we have not known Our little guy was sick?

- I don't know. - hey, roy, listen.

If you hadn't Had these symptoms,

Walter's illness could Have killed him.

- okay, but, doc, if I have The, uh, "Psittacoses,"

Then how come my wrist Is getting better?

- just "Psittacosis."

And probably the meds I prescribed masked the pain.

But I'll get you tetracycline,

Which will permanently knock out The infection.

- dude, I told you it wasn't Some lotto curse

Making you sick.

It was your parrot.

That's almost funny. [cell phone rings]

- hey, divya.

Yeah, I'm on my way. Excuse me.

- it was your parrot The whole time.

I said it was almost funny.

- I consulted With her nephrologist

And tali's creatinine levels Are normal.

Her pain is localized Near the kidney,

But given the normal creatinine Levels,

I'm more inclined To suspect

The other culprit of lower-left Quadrant pain.

- oh! [gasps]

- it's gonna be okay, tali.

Gonna be okay.

Which raises another problem.

I want to avoid a ct.

I mean, the dye has the Potential to damage her kidney.

- I'll get the ultrasound.

- do it.

- [grunts]

- yeah.

Yeah, no problem With the aorta.

Kidney looks...Fine.

Looks good, actually.

- ooh.

- yeah. - ooh.

- yeah.

Okay, you see that pocket

On the wall of the colon?

It shows signs Of inflammation.

Here you go. Thanks.

It's called diverticulitis.

- [sighs]

Adam, we have to get her To a hospital.

She needs treatment And she needs observation

Until the inflammation Recedes

And that there's no danger Of a rupture.

- I'll pack her stuff. - okay, tali.

You can button up.

- thank you for protecting My kidney.

- is she stable enough For me to drive her?

- yeah, she is.

- to be safe, I'll drive.

It's on the way And I can help you

With admittance At hamptons heritage.

- okay.

That's very helpful.

Your vitals look great.

- you seem surprised.

- I'm pleased, Amongst other things.

Must be the cuban air.

- amongst other things.

Hank, I owe you A debt of gratitude.

- oh, why is that?

- if it weren't for you, I don't think I would have

Savored my stay in cuba As much as I did.

- you mean 'cause I left?

- the time I spent With marisa

Was very meaningful.

In fact, she's...Coming To live here at shadow pond.

- you convinced marisa To defect?

- she'll be here tomorrow.

- I'm happy for both of you.

- thank you.

- [speaking german]

- [replying in german]

- is this marco?

Yeah? Why?

When?

Yeah, that was my Understanding.

They would lift it, The travel ban.

Well, find out.

That's what you're paid for.

Marco, I want her on the plane.

You understand?

- hey, divya.

- hey.

You're still here?

- whew. Not for long.

I have a nice bottle Of cabernet

Waiting at home for me.

- ooh. - hey, you care to join us?

- mmm, I'd love to,

But I need to check in On a patient.

- oh, yeah. How's she doing?

- uh, okay. Better now.

- oh, whoa, look. Divya...

That's the guy who donated His kidney to his housekeeper?

- yes. Why?

- oh, no reason.

You just didn't mention That he's kind of hot.

- is he?

- yeah.

- I hadn't noticed.

He makes documentaries.

- okay.

- I ought to go in And see them.

[sighs] Have fun with your cabernet.

- I will.

Have fun with your Hot documentarian.

- she'll need to stay A little while longer,

But tali's gonna be fine.

She and your kidney Are gonna have

A long and happy life together.

- hmm, all three of us Are relieved to hear that.

Thank you, divya.

[sighs]

- can I ask you something?

What made you give tali Your kidney?

- I used to call tali "Mama."

I thought she was my mom.

- is your mother not alive?

- oh, no, she is alive And kicking and...

[chuckles] Judging.

She doesn't approve Of my career.

She's never approved Of anyone I've dated.

If she hadn't Have given me my name,

She'd probably hate that too.

- [chuckles]

- I come from a long line Of high-priced

Personal injury attorneys.

Think, um, Ambulance chasers,

Except we don't have To chase the ambulances.

They come to us.

The line stopped with me.

- I can imagine.

Not doing what's expected Of you can be trying.

- it was at first.

It was near impossible.

But tali was always There for me.

- well, you have returned That in kind.

- it was the least I could do.

- divya.

Good morning. - morning.

- didn't you wear that Yesterday?

Did you sleep here?

[door opens] - divya, you--

You forgot your scarf.

I thought about keeping it,

But summer sage Just isn't my color.

- [chuckles]

- hey.

- I'm engaged.

- I didn't say anything.

- I crashed unintentionally.

- I didn't say anything.

- I was concerned for tali.

So was adam.

I know.

You didn't say anything.

- divya, are you all right?

- I'm fine. Fine.

You know, I just need To go home,

Take a shower, Change my clothes.

I will see you At the vow renewal.

- can't wait.

- it's colorful.

Stop it.

- what was I thinking?

What if no one comes?

We have all this food.

Back home, people show up early Just to help you set up.

- all right, well, Welcome to hst.

"Hamptons standard time."

If you're on time,

You're actually inappropriately Early, so.

- hst? - uh-huh.

- whether that's real Or you're just trying

To make me feel better, Thank you.

- oh, no, no.

- sweet. - yeah.

Yeah, no one's coming.

You know of a food bank Or something

They can donate All this stuff to?

- what happened to hst?

- it actually stands for "Horribly sad turnout."

- okay.

- god, I wish paige were here To see all this.

- to see all this? - yeah.

She'd get a kick out of it.

- why don't you call her? Maybe she'll come.

- I'm five texts Ahead of you, man.

Nothing. - sorry, bro.

- no, it's cool.

- guys.

- hey.

- I don't think I can Go through with this.

- you got cold feet?

- I'd trade what I have For cold feet any day.

- well what do you have?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How long has it been like this?

- since this morning.

Ginnie's been looking forward To this wedding

For so long.

I don't want to ruin it For her.

- something tells me She'd notice that.

- yeah. - yeah.

This lottery curse Is unbearable.

- okay, okay. On a scale from one to ten,

How bad is it?

- if I had a saw, I would have Cut off my hand by now.

- [sighs] - okay.

This should decrease the pain

From the pressure Of the infected sinovial fluid.

There you go.

I'm gonna check The fluid from this tap.

See, a high white cell count Is a symptom of psittacosis.

And in the meantime, I am Going to immobilize the wrist

By putting this splint Right here,

Which should make you A lot more comfortable.

Now, roy, I really need you To take it easy.

- doc, if you're thinking I'd sit this out, you're crazy.

Give me this pain In both wrists

Before I let ginnie miss out On this wedding.

Even if we are the only ones Here to see it.

- [chuckles] I hear you, bud.

I hear you.

- [sighs]

- hi. - hi.

- how's tali?

- oh, better.

Those flowers will help.

- well, I hope so. They're--

They're for you.

- um.

"Get well soon"?

- it was better than The bouquet that said,

"Sorry for your loss."

[chuckling]

- why are you Giving me flowers?

- I'm not.

I mean, I am along with tali, As a floral "Thank you."

- oh. [chuckles]

I should go.

- right.

Uh, divya?

Just out of curiosity,

I'm only mildly acquainted with Indian decorative tradition,

But that ring on your finger--

- I'm engaged.

- congratulations.

- thank you.

- if the hamptons don't-- I mean "Doesn't"

Want to start with me, Then I will start without them.

Ooh! I mean "It."

- right. - whatever.

Please find a seat.

It shouldn't be difficult.

- ginnie, ginnie, It'll be great.

The only people that truly Matter are already here.

- thank you.

- nice try.

- [gasps] Hi.

I have no idea who you are, But I'm so happy you're here.

- well, hi. - hi.

- my name's jill. Congratulations.

I am a sucker for vow renewals.

- oh! Hey.

You know who you should meet?

You--you have to meet hank.

- oh.

- he is a great guy.

- thank--thank you. - well, hi.

- so nice to meet you.

- honey? - hmm?

- come on.

The officiant's charging By the hour.

- oopsie. Sorry.

I got to go, but have fun.

- we are gathered here today To celebrate

The love of ginnie and roy as They renew their wedding vows.

- ginnie doll...

'cause of you, I had everything

When we had nothing.

And...

Now that I can give You anything,

Because we have everything... - [chuckles]

- you will want for nothing.

- roy...

All the money In the whole entire world

Couldn't make me love you Any more than I already do.

And I don't care if there are 300 people here

Or just us three.

[bird squawks]

This is the happiest day Of my life.

From the moment I first laid Eyes on you

At the bowl and wash,

I knew you were The one for me, babe.

[laughter]

Remember that?

- ahem.

- I do. - I do.

[bird squawks]

- I do.

[laughter and applause]

- congratulations.

- whoo! [bird squawks]

- I do.

- all right. - woo-hoo!

- I guess paige isn't coming.

- sorry, bro.

- I never thought I'd get Choked up by a parrot

At a wedding.

- I know.

It's as if wind beneath my wings

Was written just for him.

- hors d'oeuvre?

- thank you.

That's a lot of cheese.

- roy... - salami. Hey, doc.

- hey.

All this rich food--

I mean, how often do you eat This kind of stuff?

- when in the hamptons. [chuckles]

And it makes ginnie happy.

Anything for ginnie.

- okay.

- ooh.

- divya? - hmm?

- we need to check roy's fluid. Do you have the microscope?

- what do you see, doc?

- crystallized needles.

- needles? [chuckles]

No wonder my wrist hurts.

- yeah, it's--

It's not psittacosis.

Though it shares some Of the same symptoms,

Roy, you have gout,

The king of diseases And the disease of kings.

- the gout? I have the gout?

- uh, it's just "Gout."

- how'd I get it?

- well, certain foods Are rich in uric acid.

Your body has problems getting Rid of the excess,

Which crystallizes In the joints.

These crystals look Like sharp needles,

Which caused the pain And inflammation.

- and which is why you Have the redness,

The swelling, and the pain.

- so how do I get rid Of the gout?

- we get rid of the symptoms Of the gout--

I mean "Gout"-- By regulating your diet.

- and I'll write you A prescription

For allopurinal, Which will help block uric acid.

- so the lottery curse is real.

Money did make me sick.

- it's the food you ate After you won

The lottery that made you sick.

- pate? - no, thank you, he's good.

So just stick To what you used to eat

And you will be fine.

- I do miss cheetos.

- except for cheetos.

- I think I heard That people

Are just running late Around here, so.

[quartet plays Mellow classical music]

*

[indistinct chatter And laughter]

- no way.

- sorry I'm late.

- are you late?

- [chuckles] I brought a few friends.

- yeah, I noticed that.

It's like paige plus 100.

- hey, I love a good party.

[indistinct chatter]

- hi.

- one question. Um--

- I tweeted it.

- you-- Oh.

That was not my question.

It's good to know.

Um, why did you go

Through this much trouble For a couple

You didn't even know?

- I didn't do it for them.

[pop rock song]

*

- * you don't know Then you don't tell *

* and who will ever know

* that we've been here

[song fades out]

- hey.

Marisa's not coming?

[sighs]

I'm sorry.

Is everything okay?

- marisa's been arrested.

- arrested?

In cuba?

Well, are you flying down To help?

- [scoffs]

No, I'm not.

Because I can't.

- surprise again.

- what's this? Twice in one week.

I feel like I've Won the lottery.

- really? - listen.

I'm just about to have dinner. Why don't you join me?

- I'm not hungry.

- of course you are. It's in our dna.

This is meatloaf a la lawson.

- no, really. Thank you, but no, thank you.

- no, no, no.

It's okay. You know what?

How about if I--

I'll order chinese. Italian?

- dad, no. Wow.

You never listen.

[sighs] Look.

Last time I was here,

I saw a blank letter With a shadow pond letterhead

And what looked Like to me

Some attempt At boris's signature.

- you saw that? - I saw that.

- wow.

I can't even imagine what you Must be thinking.

- yeah, it didn't look great.

- no, I've got A great explanation.

- I'm sure you do,

But I don't want An explanation.

- okay, all right.

So why are you here?

- you're not in passaic anymore.

- and what does that mean?

- that means boris Operates at a level--

Let's just say It's beyond your reach.

Light years beyond.

What are you smiling about?

What's so funny?

- 'cause you're Worried about me.

My boy cares, huh?

- okay, don't-- Don't touch.

- you care.

- it's not because I care.

- it's because I threw that Great party for evan, isn't it?

I did good, didn't I?

- you did all right.

- I know.

- don't get so excited. I said, "All right."

- no, but you're finally seeing

That I'm not such A bad guy after all.

- maybe.

But let's hope you're not A day late and a dollar short

Or in this case, Three days late.

See you around.

- I used it for The party invitations.

- what? - the stationery.

- I told you I don't Want an explanation.

- yeah.

And I never listen.

- look out! - you got her?

- where is she? - I have no idea.

- [screams]

[laser gun fires And electronic buzzing]

[laser gun fires And electronic beeping]

- [chuckles]

- okay, that was--

That was a wardrobe Malfunction that time.

- we used to be so good.

- well, times change, My friends.

Another round.

- let's take a break, g.I. Jane.

- hi, hankmed.

- hi.

- excuse me for a minute.

Evan.

- hey, dad.

- I'm a nincompoop.

- you're-- That's quite an icebreaker.

- no, no, no. Listen.

I forgot the date.

I forgot the damn date. - no, no, no.

Dad, it's cool. - I'm so sorry.

No, it is not. - it's fine.

- how could I forget My son's birthday?

It's only one of the Two greatest days of my life.

- apology accepted.

- thank you.

Thank you. - yeah.

Yeah. - okay.

Carry on!

- although--hey, dad, While you're here,

You want to play some laser tag For old time's sake?

- it's fine with me As long as you're okay

With divya destroying you.

- that's the beautiful part Of it.

He's horrible, right?

Dad's horrible, So we just play two and two.

We give divya dad, So she's saddled up

With, like, A massive weak spot,

Then we can actually win.

- you know he can hear you?

- yeah, no, no, and I'm loving Every word of it.

You know, I would love To be on your team, divya,

And just take you both down,

But I have someplace to go.

Can I have a rain check? - mm-hmm.

- show them no mercy.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

- [chuckles]

- I can't--it should be you And me versus her.

- yeah.

- bring it.

- all right.

- all right, so, um, I'ma take the left flank.

- all right, you take the right.

- so-- - I'll take--

You take the left.

- well, just listen.

Both: one, two, three, Take no prisoners!

[laser fires And electronic beeping]

- I'll take the right.

- good call.

- wow. You must be boris, huh?

I've heard a lot about you.

Eddie r. Lawson.

- yes, I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.

I know exactly who you are.

- you don't know the half of it. [chuckles]