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- previously, on royal pains...

- you let a billionaire Hospital trustee die

To save some kid Off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this trip is gonna get you Back on your feet.

- what trip? - to the hamptons!

- boris kuester Von jurgens-ratenicz.

Stay in my guest cottage For the summer.

- you can't let go Of my hand, can you?

- no, I can't. - this thing you have...

It's genetic. - quite fatal.

- and I'd like to start Making some calls

As your primary care Physician.

Your...Quarterback.

- where will you start?

- at the beginning.

Dr. Marisa casseras.

- hey! You going somewhere?

- boris.

- oh, yeah?

- hey, what are you doing?

- welcome...

To pimp my handbag, henry.

- what better ad campaign Is there than us, right?

I've even got a monogram. Look...

That's your initials Right there.

Look, I got one for me too. Look...My initials.

And there's more.

- yay.

- huh? And...Hankpops.

You know, for kids.

- I like my old-fashioned bag.

- well, you can Keep using it.

- and I will.

- to store your old-fashioned Business ideas.

- okay, okay. I'll use the bag.

- "Metropolitan genetic Testing associates."

Are you still trying to prove That we're not related?

"Boris kuester--" - give me...

- did boris inherit more than A european banking empire, hank?

So he summoned you To the manor?

- no, to his winter residence.

I guess that's billionaire speak For the city.

- well, I'm going To the city right now.

You want a ride?

- boris sent his car.

- to take you to the city?

- to take me to the airport.

Boris also sent his plane.

[zips bag] - what?

- sorry, I'll take the bag, But not the baggage.

- boris's pl...

Henry.

Please take the baggage.

- I will not take the baggage.

- please take the baggage.

You do know manhattan Is like 90 miles away, right?

It's gonna be, like, An 11-minute flight.

- yeah, only boris Would send a plane

To do a helicopter's job.

- all right, first of all, Let's show some respect here.

It's not a plane, It's a jet.

And secondly-- And this is my point--

You'll never even know I'm there, like I--

- look, he sent this thing So I could come quickly

And go quickly without Any encumbrances--no offense.

- hank, I have business In the city.

I gotta line up this swag For mass production.

Eddie r. Set me up with this guy Who works for scott megur.

Scott megur, the-- Megur merchandising,

The promotional powerhouse?

- oh, wait, wait, wait. The megur merchandising?

The megur merchan-- Right. Yeah.

- hank. Hank!

If you leave me here, I'm gonna drive anyway.

Let's just jet pool And reduce our carbon footprint.

Think about it, hank.

You could do The right thing here,

Or you could Kill a polar bear.

- all right, don't distract me. Don't distract the pilot.

And don't show anyone any more Hankmed tchotchkes.

- done, done, and done.

- and don't do that, either. - okay.

- henry...

- what?

- these seats Are made of lambskin.

- oh...What a relief.

- how much to you Think this costs?

- the seat or the plane?

- dude, it's a jet.

- oh... [mutters]

- gentlemen, I can take lunch Orders at your convenience.

- oh, thank you very much.

- shouldn't we be landing Any minute?

Where the hell are we going?

[tires screech]

- jesus.

Did we land on the sun?

- close, but no cigar.

- why, you know where we are?

- we're on a very exclusive Island.

- that is definitely An acceptable surprise.

- boris.

- hank.

Welcome to cuba.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

- the jet was comfortable, I trust.

- yeah.

Must have been An expensive flight.

Especially The landing in cuba part.

- see? Told you it's called a jet.

- ugh.

- I don't want To overtax you,

But we'll be heading Into town soon, so...

- this is so awesome.

I've wanted to see cuba My entire life.

So where are we gonna start?

- actually, hank and I

Will be keeping to our own Itinerary,

Thank you, mr. Lawson.

Consuela. - okay.

- por favor.

[speaks spanish]

Gracias.

You...

- oh, right now.

Okay. Great.

I'll see you guys soon.

- good.

For the record...

I know you're a busy man,

And sometimes I'll have To come to you.

But I don't appreciate Being renditioned.

- would you have Willingly traveled

To an embargoed nation, Hank?

- I guess we'll never know.

- you'll be home by monday.

I took the liberty of finding Someone to replace you

For the weekend In the hamptons.

- really?

Well, that is Quite a liberty.

Doctors typically have some say In who covers for them.

- ours is not A typical situation.

Wouldn't you agree?

- okay, let's discuss Why I'm here.

I assume it has to to do with The cuban geneticist you saw,

Dr. Casseras.

- she's put my markers To good use.

Dr. Casseras Has diagnosed me, hank.

- with what?

- well, the naming board Is still haggling

Over what to call it.

But it appears That I'm carrying a rare

Hereditary mutation

In the ninth chromosome

Of the vcp gene.

- okay, genetics Isn't my field, boris.

- it means that one day, Perhaps quite soon,

My muscles will turn To jelly

And my bones will Become breadsticks.

Fortunately, Once the dementia sets in,

I'll be too oblivious to mind Any of that.

- but you didn't fly All the way down here

Just so she could Tell you that.

- no, I flew down here Because she has a clinical trial

For a very promising Protocol.

- huh.

All right, well,

In order to be cleared For something like that,

You'd need a careful And thorough evaluation.

And that's why I'm here.

- blood tests, bone scans,

Cardiovascular evaluations.

The kind of fun I wouldn't want To enjoy without you, hank.

- I'm honored.

Let's get started.

- hi.

Uh, did you Have an appointment?

- I have a few. Dr. Emily peck.

- okay.

- I'm dr. Lawson's replacement.

- replacement?

[chuckles] Why would he Need replacing?

- you must be divya.

- boris hired you? - mm-hmm.

- but hank's just In new york for the day.

- all I know is I'm in this job For the weekend.

So...Should we get started?

Since we're already lagging.

- uh...Lagging?

- when you're early, You're on time.

When you're on time, You're late.

And when you're late, You're fired.

At least, That's my philosophy.

[electronic beeping]

- what is that?

- that is the sound Of being majorly outside

Our coverage area, I know.

Is he gonna be all right?

- that's what I've Been brought down here

Against my will to determine.

- I'm really sad right now. - why?

- I thought we were gonna Conquer this place together.

I was looking forward to it, You know.

Like take a dip in the ocean, Maybe score some cigars.

Maybe sign a couple future Yankee shortstops or something.

I don't know.

I guess I'm on a solo mission.

- I'd try not to use words Like "Conquer" and "Mission."

This is a police state

With no diplomatic ties To america.

- you sound like A tom clancy novel.

- you read a tom clancy novel?

- I saw the movie. - hmm. Gotta go.

No international Incidents, please.

- mm-hmm.

- [shouting in spanish]

- this is great.

So I'm loving the culture, Mi amigo.

Is, uh, is there a beach On this island, though?

Beach? Beach, uh, uh...

Agua grande.

- scuba, senor?

- scuba? - si.

- si. All right, yeah.

Scuba.

- no, no.

- what? No credit?

Is it 'cause it's American express?

- no, no, no. [speaks spanish]

- I don't have any ca-- No english?

- here. Dos.

- dos? - dos.

- okay. - hey.

- did you must pay for me?

- si. - for wha--

Gracias, Very muchas.

- uh, you're welcome, muchas.

I'm mindy.

- evan. You're american.

- canadian.

- really? - mm.

- oh, I thought your people Were more into ice fishing

Than scuba diving.

- well, I thought your people Had tons of cash

That you just Carried around with you.

- [laughs]

I actually flew in On short notice,

A business trip. What brings you down here?

- well, lucky for you, My friends are lame,

And they decided That it was too sunny today

Not to work on their tan.

They're gonna scuba tomorrow.

So you get to be My dive buddy.

- well...Lucky for you I'm available.

- great, okay. Shall we?

- yeah.

Huh.

- 20 laboratories,

100 researchers Working in five major sections

Of genetic study.

- you seem to know A lot about this place.

- ah! Dr. Casseras.

May I introduce dr. Lawson.

- ah, it's nice to finally Meet you, doctor.

I called from new york And left a few voice mails,

But never heard back.

- nothing personal.

It's harder to call the u.S. Than to swim there.

- huh.

This is a very impressive Facility.

- you sound surprised.

- no, not surprised.

Just...Impressed.

- well, I must thank you For encouraging boris

To pursue genetic testing As a road to diagnosis.

- that's true, hank.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here.

- but I must say, I did not expect

To find you here with him.

- oh, I'm only here To do his workup.

- hank was just drawing Some...Blood.

- but we're more than capable Of doing the workup.

It is, after all, Our study.

- dr. Lawson is my medical Quarterback.

So, con su permiso.

- we both know You don't need my permission.

So...

Welcome to the team, Dr. Quarterback.

- uh, dr. Casseras.

You mind if I review Your protocol?

I think she likes me.

- [chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

- thank you, countess.

- okay. Take care.

- you too! - bye, darling.

- [sighs]

- I can turn on The radio, if you want.

- sorry, did you Say something?

- I'd be happy To play some music.

- oh, it's not music. It's my podcast.

- you produce Your own podcast?

- welcome to the medicine Of tomorrow.

[knocks]

- sorry to bother you.

I was just wondering when I Might get that blood work back.

- I will do my best To expedite it for you.

- thank you so much.

Congratulations.

You're lucky to have a generous Man like boris

As a benefactor.

- I understand why He would be suspicious.

As an american.

I know that, Where you're from,

Hope is often sold To the highest bidder.

That is not how it works here. Not in this country.

And certainly not In this building.

- I'm not suspicious As an american,

Just interested As a doctor.

- hmm. Have you read my protocol?

- I'm still, uh, Getting through it.

- [chuckles]

Genetics is not your domain.

- no, it's not.

But I have to make sure Boris doesn't endanger his life

By trying to save it.

That's my domain.

- [gasps]

- whew. - that was incredible.

- which part?

The fish or the caves

Or the coral reef?

- well...The best part For me

Was by far When your top came off.

- [laughs]

And yet, I felt pretty Comfortable with you down there.

- that's good.

You know, I am a creature Of the ocean.

- yeah? - yeah, I live in the hamptons.

- uh-huh. - [coughing]

- that's hot.

- [sputtering] Thank you.

- [shouting in spanish]

- what is he saying? "Medusa"?

- I don't know...

That there's a mythical Greek gorgon in the water?

What is...There's A giant jellyfish right there.

- what? What?! That's a man o' war!

Quick! Quick!

- [shouting in spanish]

- uhh!

[velcro rips]

- you got it?

- [breathless] Okay.

- oh, my god.

- ohh. Ohh.

[clang]

- oh. Oh, god!

Oh, god!

- did I just sustain A scuba diving injury?

On the boat?

- he should be here Any second.

- don't worry, evan. You're gonna be okay.

- there he is.

- hey. - hey.

- thank god.

Okay, this is mindy, My diving buddy.

- hi, mindy. What happened to him?

- I accidentally whacked him With my tank.

There was a lot of blood.

- did he lose consciousness?

- no. - any--any nausea?

- no, it's just a crap load Of pain.

- all right, let me see.

Ah, come here. Any pain here?

- no, no, no--it's just Around the hole in my head.

Look. - oh, okay.

Follow my finger, please.

Good. Okay, now, Let's see that cut.

[winces] Okay.

[unzips bag]

Huh. These aren't the gloves

And suturing kit I was hoping to find.

- that's why I monogrammed the bags.

- great. Okay.

Good.

I need that beach bag.

Thank you. All right, sorry, bro.

You're gonna get A little wet again.

- that's all right. - ooh. [winces]

- ow, ah. Ah.

That burns.

- what are you doing?

- it's called the hat trick.

I'm gonna twist hairs On both sides of the laceration

To make braids.

- do you really think This is the right time

For me to get My hair did, huh?

- it's to close up your wound.

- ah. Ah. Oww.

- all right, mindy, can you Hold down this braid for me?

- can you stop calling them Braids, please?

- that's what they are. - okay.

- thank you.

- mother...

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

- okay, all right.

There we go.

- wow.

That was impressive.

And the wound's Gonna heal like that?

- within ten days, It should, yeah.

- I'm guessing we can't Say the same

For my martyred beach bag.

- sorry about that. - ohh.

Evan, I'm so sorry.

Can I--can I take you For a drink or something

To make it up to you?

Sure, yeah.

That sounds like reasonable Compensation.

- actually, blunt force trauma And alcohol don't mix.

Sorry, bro.

- oh...Well, at least you have A note from your doctor.

- well, if we ever Meet again, though,

Like in saskatchewan Or winnipeg or something,

It's on.

- okay.

Bye. - bye.

- sorry. - no, no, it's cool.

- nice to meet you guys. Bye.

- bye. - bye. Come on.

- diagnosis: Lateral epicondylitis, period.

Treatment: Sling, naprosyn,

500 milligrams B.I.D., period.

Signed emily pe-- - dr. Peck...

Here's what you need to know About our next patient,

Alan ryder.

He can be...A handful.

He's impatient And squeamish and...

Period.

- you went to harricks? - mm-hmm.

- wheatley.

- well, I assumed,

What with the oversized Contemporary mansion and all.

- hey, my dad Made his own money,

And he made me Make my own too.

- mm-hmm.

- hope you followed That logic.

Might be a little complex For a harricks grad.

- [laughs]

- sorry to interrupt,

But shall we get down To the business at hand?

- my migraines Haven't gone away.

- have they Changed in character

Since dr. Lawson Saw you last?

- no. But the medicine He prescribed

Only helped a little,

And my wife's out of town,

So no one is here To massage my temples.

- okay, well, let's Explore this further.

Open wide.

- ah!

- that's great.

Okay.

[beep beep]

16.0.

Order an mri.

I also want a cbc, A smac-7, and an esr.

I want to rule out Temporal arteritis.

- he's had these migraines For years.

I mean, why waste his time And money?

Mr. Ryder, you need To give the inderal

A real chance to work.

- alan, I believe in Aggressive diagnostics.

It saves time In the long run,

Helps you sleep better Along the way.

So we will call you And schedule those tests.

- okay. Thank you. - okay.

And before we leave...

Fill this up.

Hand it to divya When you're done.

- dinner was so good, boris. Thank you so much.

- yeah, thanks.

- people come from all over For that congri.

- yeah?

You guys look like you're Enjoying your mojitos even more.

I think I'm the only person In the caribbean

On a cocktail ban.

- oh, sorry, ev.

- like, who knows how far

Things could have gone With that girl.

She was-- She was canadian, hank.

She was canadian.

- yeah, I don't know What that means.

He's had his trouble With girls.

- who has not?

- so where Are we going exactly?

- I want to show you Something.

- I've lived on your property For weeks,

And we've never Shared a meal.

One night in cuba,

And we're taking A post-supper stroll.

- I feel a powerful connection With this place.

Maybe because it's one of The few places I can walk around

Without bodyguards and...

Or maybe it's because Cuba and I are so alike.

- how so?

- we're both Waiting for the news

That will change everything.

- I understand how hopeful This diagnosis has made you.

- what do you think of Dr. Casseras's clinical trial?

- I support Early-phase studies,

And what I see so far Is impressive.

I just need to finish My due diligence.

That is why I'm here, Isn't it?

- estova square.

This is what I wanted you to see.

[latin music]

- huh.

What's marisa Handing out?

- broad spectrum Antibiotics.

Cefixime, doxycycline, Azithromycin.

- the shipment My father signed for.

- yeah, the one I informed you Was not for my personal use.

That was right before You scolded me, I believe.

- yes, richie, I know,

But I hired you To sell my house,

Not to give it away.

- problematic realtor?

- yes.

- you want to talk about it?

- not even a little.

So what brings you by?

- uh, well, I was, uh,

I was just dropping off Some lab work.

Figured I'd stop in...

To say hi.

- hi.

- do you know Dr. Emily peck?

- hmm.

Doesn't ring a bell.

- she just sort of Came out of nowhere.

- heh.

No one Comes out of nowhere.

Okay.

[typing]

Dr. Emily peck, m.D.

Uh, princeton undergrad.

Finished third in her class At johns hopkins.

Merit scholarship winner.

Student board member, Amnesty international.

You want I should go on?

- no. I've got the picture.

Thanks.

- does she want To buy a house?

[soft latin music]

*

- she is smokin'.

Like a cohiba.

Yeah, nicely played, Boris.

Whoa.

Is boris in a long-distance Relationship?

- yeah.

With the woman trying To save his life.

- oh.

I thought that was you.

- mm.

Ah, the benefits Of concierge medicine.

We should do All the tests.

Right here In the hacienda, no?

- any questions Before I begin?

- no, I've had muscle biopsies Before, hank.

- okay.

- something's on your mind.

- that's the last test.

You have to pass.

There's a lot at stake here.

- yeah.

Additionally, you saw me dance With marisa last night.

It's raised Some concerns for you.

- since you brought it up... Yes, it did.

And while We're making a list,

I'm not wild about the fact

That you're funding Her research, either.

But...

Maybe you feel none of that

Is my business.

- perhaps that's exactly How I feel.

- my sister works In the factory, it's true.

- I don't believe-- Prove it.

- mm-hmm.

- oh, my god.

- [laughing]

- I feel like I just opened The ark of the covenant.

Like, I feel like If I were an nazi,

My face would be Melting off right now.

Um, raiders of the lost ark.

- "I throw you the whip, You throw me the idol."

I get it. - yeah.

Wow, nice.

Okay...My friend.

How many pesos?

- do you have dollars?

- evan!

Hey.

- okay, uh, dude,

Last time I saw this girl,

I ended up with A purse on my head.

Doesn't matter, but I need To man up right now,

And I have to impress her.

So if you know of like A place I could--

- oh, hey.

La arena y el mar.

Great music place By the beach.

Women love it, And my sister carmen

Runs the bar there.

- thank you so much.

You just said your sister Works at a cigar factory.

- I have many sisters.

- okay. All right. Don't go anywhere.

- la arena y el mar.

- la arena y el mar. Thanks, dude.

- hi.

I was hoping I'd see you again.

You look so much better.

- uh, I'm so sorry. Do I know you?

'cause...Ugh, This is so weird.

Due to a thunderous blow To the head yesterday,

I'm suffering From memory loss.

- it's me, mindy.

- mindy. That's a really Nice name--mindy.

Mindy, mindy.

Canadian?

[both laugh]

- mindy! Mindy!

Come over here.

- so how 'bout like An authentic cuban bar tonight?

- I'm sorry, I-- I'd love to,

But I--my friends and I Have to do this thing and...

- oh. Okay.

Well, what-- I like...Things, if...

- sorry, I gotta go.

Sorry. Good to see you, though.

- uh, la arena y el mar

Is the name of the club.

If you're near the beach.

Or not.

- okay, so... Sorry, what was your name?

- oscar. - oscar, all right.

Let me see how much Money I have.

Or don't have, For that matter.

- you're a doctor?

- why, would you charge me Even more if I was?

Okay...

This is my final offer.

And I'm only doing this

Because you're familiar With indiana jones.

- you want to trade a phone For cigars?

- are you kidding me?

This has a 3.8 inch Touch screen display.

5 megapixel camera, 500 Megahertz of processing power.

And if you don't want it, The offer ends in ten,

Nine, eight--

- okay, okay, okay.

- thank you. Gracias, senor.

It's been a pleasure. - walk away, walk away.

Go. Hurry.

- your mri showed no sign Of aneurysm,

Inflammation, Or hydrocephalus.

So all tumors are ruled out.

Everything is normal.

- I don't feel normal.

I have this relentless pain I can't get rid of.

Do you understand What that's like?

- yes, I believe I do.

- yeah, unfortunately, Tension migraines

Take several days to pass.

These injections Should help.

- botox for headaches?

- it's called indelatox.

Like botox, but even better.

- why stop there?

Maybe you could cure my gas With a tummy tuck.

- heh. It's unorthodox.

But, trust me, it works.

- yeah, nothing says Pain relief

Like getting jammed With a needle.

- [chuckles]

- whoa!

Isn't the forehead injection For wrinkles?

- no. No. That's part Of the migraine treatment.

But since you asked...

You still have About 50 units left.

You want me to erase Some of those fine lines?

- not to contradict Dr. Peck...

But hankmed does not do or Recommend cosmetic procedures.

- when you look good, You feel good, right?

It is totally your call.

- go easy, doc.

I don't want to get mistaken For mickey rourke.

- mm.

Okay.

- whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hank!

- your lab results.

They just arrived From the institute.

- and...

- you're considered A strong candidate

For the clinical trial.

- good.

[speaks spanish]

So...

You schedule the bone marrow Aspiration for tomorrow?

- whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I like aspirating bone marrow As much as the next guy,

But let's not Get ahead of ourselves.

- well, the first step Is stem cell extraction, yeah?

- for the trial, yes.

But my first step would be To locate and interview

Past participants.

- all three of them?

- look, I found Similar studies in europe.

We should do private reviews.

And I want to follow Standard protocol

And enlist A research committee

To assess this trial.

- protocol, committee-- Hank, what you're talking about

Would take weeks, months.

No, I brought you Down here to--

- protect you.

My plan will do that.

Without the same risk Of infection, stroke,

Heart and kidney failure.

The list goes on and on.

Boris, it was only a few weeks Ago you nearly went blind

Pursuing an ill-advised Treatment.

- that was fear. This is medicine.

- which is why I'm not saying Don't do this.

I'm just saying Don't do this now.

Your levels are okay. You're not symptomatic.

You feel fine.

Participating in this Unproven trial

Could change all that.

And this time, I won't Be here to help.

Look, you've already Outlived your father

And your grandfather.

You're ahead of the game.

Let's keep you there.

- well, your plan Is thorough.

And reasonable. It makes sense.

Thank you, hank.

- sure. Okay.

- so I don't want To worry you.

But, uh, there's a slight Possibility

That the cuban government

Might be following me.

- yeah, I can't imagine anyone

Showing that level Of interest in you.

- I... [chuckles]

I have to pee.

- okay.

- watch my bag.

- I'm watchin' it.

Hi.

- I was hoping You'd say that.

- oh.

- you were staring at me.

- I was hoping You'd notice that.

- you're american.

- and it's come between us Already.

- do you want Something to drink?

- where I'm from, The man buys, so...

- yeah.

What will it be?

- okay, uh, uh-- Mojitos, dos, por favor.

Okay, look, so...

I know that you just want To decompress

Or whatever, okay? - okay.

- but this is our last night On a beautiful island.

We're probably never gonna Be here again, right?

We have a few hours for all The hedonism we can manage

Under a communist regime--

- okay. Let's enjoy this.

- wh-what?

- yeah.

- compliments From the woman

Who was checking you out Earlier.

- well, that's very nice. You'll have to thank her for me.

- dude, who was Checking you out?

- to sending ourselves off,

Cubano style.

- yeah, um...

Godspeed, and good luck.

- wai-wai-wait. You're leaving?

- sorry, bro. Canada's calling.

- doctor!

- oh, no, I'm not a doctor.

- susie needs your help.

- wh-what is it? - come on.

- I cannot believe This is happening.

- what did she do? - it's what she had done.

Chin implants, neck lipo.

- breast lift--everything That needed to be fixed.

- this third-world butcher Totally screwed her up.

Will she be okay?

- her pulse rate's over 120.

Low-grade fever.

Any pain here? - ahh!

- okay, move over. Move over.

Get in, guys, get in.

[speaks spanish]

- through there.

- [speaking spanish] - dr. Hank lawson.

[speaking spanish]

- [gasping] It hurts to breathe.

- [speaking spanish]

- for a pulmonary embolism?

Wouldn't you rather get A ct angiogram?

- oh, you speak engli-- Okay.

Uh, yeah, ct angiogram.

- no.

- this is as far As I can go, susie.

- no, please, hank. Stay with me. Don't--

- look, I don't have Any privileges here.

Please, susie, Just let them help.

- relatives are allowed, Right?

Hank's her fourth cousin. By marriage.

A couple times removed.

- it works for me. Let's go.

- great, nice. Thank you. Let's go!

- ct images show no clot.

- [speaking spanish]

- your medical spanish Is very good.

- comes with the territory

When you work In a brooklyn hospital.

- her surgery records.

I don't see any complications.

- no, but there's Still a chance

Of a peripheral blood clot Or m.I.

- [coughing]

- susie...

You okay?

- [coughing continues]

- you're warm to the touch.

- yeah, my whole upper body's Burning up.

- ugh.

Okay.

[door opens]

- it looks like The anesthesiologist

Increased oxygenation towards The end of the procedure.

- susie, have you Been scuba diving?

- this morning.

- how many hours Before the surgery?

- at least six. Does that matter?

- you have Decompression sickness.

- a.K.A. The bends.

It's what happens when divers Surface too quickly.

See, nitrogen bubbles Form in the blood and tissue.

My guess is that you didn't Do a proper safety stop

At the end of your dive.

- I got separated from the group And came up on my own.

I don't understand.

I felt fine all day.

- it can take several hours

For symptoms Like this rash to appear.

What you need now Is an oxygen treatment.

Where's the closest Hyperbaric chamber?

- second floor. - okay, let's go.

[distant shouting, Glass shatters]

- hey. Oh!

- oh, hi.

- your brother said susie's Gonna be okay.

So...Thank you.

- I don't know what I did,

But you're very welcome.

- and I'm very sorry For being so vague.

They made susie Sign something.

You must think I'm a total nut job.

- no. Um, I mean,

Most women run away after They've gotten to know me,

Not before.

So, yeah, I just assumed

That you'd kind of lost Interest.

- well, I figured, "There's No way this guy could like me.

"I mean, I almost cracked His skull open and...

"Now he's wearing...

Part of a tote bag On his head."

- whoa, well, you see, I loved your story

Until you mentioned The word "Tote."

- let's talk about More important things.

- yes, let's. Like what?

- susie's gonna be resting For a few days,

And carrie can keep An eye on her.

So I'm gonna have Some free time.

You know, we could... Go zip lining.

Horseback riding.

Or we could Start a revolution.

- [sighs]

I leave in the morning.

- can't change your flight?

- I doubt it.

Technically, I'm not even here, anyway.

- well, then, technically, This never happened.

- yeah.

- ah. The younger son Also rises.

- [whispering] Oh, dude, You have no idea.

- why are you whispering?

- so sorry I can't Stay for breakfa--

- oh...

Hi, hank.

- mindy. Cute shirt.

- thanks.

Mm.

Cute brother.

- thanks.

You...Slut.

- actually, I'll have you know,

Mindy and I had a very Meaningful vacationship.

- a "Vacationship"?

- apparently It's a relationship

With no strings And no smalltalk.

Her suggestion. I was amenable.

When in cuba, I guess...

- speaking of, The plane awaits.

I'm sorry, I mean the jet.

- nice. I-I-I wish I had A little bit more time.

- more time in bed?

- yeah, in bed, in cuba, With mindy.

I'm--I'm--

Why am I going back again?

- because, contrary To public perception,

You have a job.

- ah, god, I hate When you're right.

- but you'll always Have the memories.

- I hope you framed out My trauma wound.

- I didn't. Get dressed, ev.

We gotta go, now.

- whoa, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

Okay...I just had a vision.

- we're not starting A hankmed franchise down here.

- I need to trade your phone

For another box Of montecristos.

- oh, how many cigars Can you smoke?

- they're not for me. They're for our top ten clients.

Megur merchandising Can probably create

A little cigar band that Says "Hankmed" on it.

- you want to market Our healthcare business

Using illegal carcinogens.

- no, I want to reward Our most loyal patients

Using a status symbol.

- my cell phone Is not legal tender.

- yes, it is.

In fact--okay, look. - but--

- I'm gonna buy you A new phone

The second we get back.

Don't let boris Leave without me.

I love you. - I'm a...Doctor.

I need a phone.

- what...

You changed your mind.

- no, hank, I... Made a decision.

Momento, por favor.

Gracias, marisa.

- what happened to my plan Being thorough...

Reasonable...

And making sense?

- it was, but marisa's plan Also made sense.

So I had to make a choice.

Follow her advice And increase the risk

Or follow your advice And delay the benefit.

I chose to do something

As opposed to wait For something.

You know me by now, hank.

You're not really Surprised, are you?

- what I am is concerned.

- stay here, then, Through the clinical trial.

Monitor my reactions

And allay your concerns.

- I'm sorry.

I won't assist A course of treatment

I don't yet support.

We need to talk!

- I will not convince him To quit my trial...

To postpone his treatment

Until you feel Comfortable with it.

- look, it's clear You still love him.

- I wrote him for many years

After he left.

He never answered my letters.

Now, thanks to you, I am his doctor again.

Is it ideal? No.

But I can help him.

- we can both help him.

Together.

- it seems like He's already made his choice.

I think he has A new quarterback.

Good-bye, dr. Lawson.

[door slams]

- hank.

Finally.

- oh, I can't stay.

I just, uh, I'm playing Doubles with

Alan and his wife At the maidstone.

I wanted to give you that.

Oh, and by the way, Alan feels better.

And younger too.

- I don't transcribe Patients' notes.

Hank likes To handle that himself.

- oh, you, him, whoever.

Uh, I just need a hard copy And the recorder back by 5:00.

Oh, and I forgot.

- what could this Possibly be for?

- for the next time You guys need backup.

You can call me direct.

- dr. Peck...

Schmoozing patients...

And pushing spa treatments On them...

Are simply not hallmarks Of being professional.

And professionalism Is what this thing

Is all about.

So thank you.

But if I were you,

I wouldn't wait By the phone.

- I shouldn't keep The ryders waiting.

- I like your ride, By the way.

- oh, it's an efficient Means of transport.

- well, time Is important to you.

- time is important To everyone, hank.

But, yes, it's especially Important to me.

I'm sorry you won't Be staying.

- I'm sorry you Won't be leaving.

But I hope you're right,

And that everything Works out.

I really do.

- I don't know How long this will take

Or when I'll be back.

But I'll... Keep you posted.

- good. And I'll keep searching.

A cure is out there.

You know, if not here, Somewhere.

And if you need anything just-- - don't worry.

I'll have you renditioned.

Again.

Adios, hank.

- adios.

[engines humming]

- good morning, dr. Lawson.

- good morning.

- something to drink?

- uh, just water, Thanks, ria.

- sure. - hey, have you seen my brother?

- you're the first to arrive.

- hey, uh, um...

¿donde esta oscar?

Oscar, um, He's a tall guy.

Red hair.

[bell tolling]

[tires screech]

- [shouting in spanish]

- whoa! Okay, okay. Guys, guys.

- [speaking spanish]

- you don't have To do this, okay?

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