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Announcer:
Last season on royal pains...

- how about today we save two
For the price of one?

- you let a billionaire
Hospital trustee die

To save some kid
Off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this trip is gonna get you
Back on your feet.

- what trip?
- to the hamptons.

- boris kuester
Von jurgens-ratenicz.

Stay in my guest cottage.
For the summer.

Be my concierge doctor.

- concierge doctor
To the rich,

And an on-call doctor
To the rest of us.

A robin hood of medicine.

Jill casey,
Hospital administrator.

- so that happened.

- you and I have been down
This road before, jill.

- and which road is that,
Dr. Adams?

- the one with your
Personal life on one side,

Your professional life
On the other.

Pick a lane, miss casey.

- my ex was a local doctor too.

- so he's a doctor
And I'm a doctor.

That doesn't make me him.

- I'm divya. Divya katdare.

I'd like to be your p.A.

- my p.A.
- physician assistant.

- your mother hired me

To help plan
Your engagement party.

- your what?

- you couldn't possibly
Understand my situation.

- is this
An arranged marriage?

What if she gets engaged
And moves to london?

What are we gonna do?

- is boris sick?

- you can't let go of my hand,
Can you?

- no, I can't.

- this thing you have,
It's genetic.

- as you've so diligently
Discovered, hank, quite fatal.

- you've known your whole life.
- how it would end--yes.

My family medical history.

- you don't want your dad to see
How far you've come?

- we worshipped him.

But then when our mom got sick
And we needed him most,

He just walked out on us.

I don't give a damn
What he thinks.

Apparently,
The check you wrote them

For a new portable ekg machine
Just bounced.

What's up?
- we're broke.

- what do you mean broke?
- we got scammed.

- by who? I can't believe
You didn't tell me

That dad took all our money.

- mr. Kuester von jurg--
- boris will do.

I'm short on time.
- I'm divya katdare.

I work for hank.

- I know who you are,
Miss katdare.

And in a manner of speaking,
Hank works for me.

So I'm hoping at least one us
Knows where he is.

- I'm sure he's with
A patient.

- well, we had an appointment
21 minutes ago.

Shall I grab a copy
Of us weekly

And take a seat
In the waiting room?

- I'll see if
I can track him down.

Hank, divya again.

Where are you?

[door closes]

[cell phone rings]

Can't seem to get ahold of you
So I'll cover the visit

And try you again
When I'm done.

Any other symptoms?

- yeah, I've had, uh,
Pins and needles

In my hands and arms.

- hmm. And what line of work
Are you in, mr. Fisher?

- I produce and star in a bunch
Of silly infomercials.

- have you been working
Very hard lately?

- actually,
I've been playing hooky.

My dad passed away recently,
And left me this house.

- well, my condolences.
- thank you.

- just been a lot of work
Sorting through everything.

And I have not been sleeping
Much lately.

Actually, that's a symptom,
Right?

"Not sleeping much lately,"

If you want to put that down.

What do you think
Might be wrong?

- well, I think
The sleeplessness

Is causing anxiety

And the anxiety's causing
Everything else.

I'm going to prescribe you
A low dose of ativan.

That should do the trick.

- great. Okay.
Thank you.

Oh, I was actually wondering,
Just out of curiosity,

Is there an actual hank
In hankmed?

- there is. But he's--
- ah, he's playing hooky too.

- [sighs]

[ringback tone]

- hey, you've reached
Evan r. Lawson, cfo of hankmed.

Please leave a message.
Thanks a lot.

[knocking at door]
Dad?

- the first vacation
He took us on

Was a 20-minute drive
To new york city.

He called it
"The ultimate island getaway."

This is where we stayed.

And this is where you tried
Finding him a few years later

After he left
On his permanent vacation.

- it's not so permanent
Anymore.

Dad's at the bank.

Right now, he's getting us
Our money.

- really?
- yeah.

- and how long ago
Did he leave?

- he left 20 minutes ago.

He left a couple hours ago,
Okay?

I woke up, he left a note.

- look at that.
He stole your move.

Come on, ev, let's go home.

You made a hell of a mess
Out there.

You can't clean it up
From here.

- no, I'm not going home.

He's coming back this time.

I guarantee it.

- how long have you been
In touch with him?

- what--he's our father.

- despite my best efforts,

It looks like there's still
One sucker left in this family

Ready to buy whatever
Eddie r. Lawson has to sell.

Last chance.
You coming or not?

Okay.

[door slams]

Have you seen a green folder?

It was right here
On the counter.

- you mean it disappeared
Without notifying you?

- again, sorry about that.
- it's fine.

I was just worried
About you guys.

Well, a little less
About evan.

Somewhere deep inside me,

I probably knew he was sitting
In a suite at the waldorf.

- [chuckles]
- sorry.

I have not seen a green folder.
- okay.

- any chance you can help me
Decide our cfo's balance sheet?

- how bad is it?

- it is the accounting version
Of pig latin.

- no, I meant financially.

- well, because we're net 60
And our vendors are net 30,

We depend on our reserves
To stay in the black.

- in english?

- if we don't find
Some fast cash soon,

We are in trouble.

- [sighs]
- evan.

- don't blame him.
Blame me.

- uh, my paycheck bounced.
I blame him.

- no, I let him put us
In this position.

I should've known better.

But I guess family
Can cloud your judgment.

- tell me about it.

- you want to talk about it?
- you mean about my party?

About my involuntary
Engagement?

About my impossibly
Complicated future?

- yeah.
- not at all.

We have bigger fish to fry.

I.E. Your rain check

With your displeased
Patient/landlord.

- are you sick of trying
To make drinks at home

That just
Don't end up right?

[microphone thuds]

Eew. Yuck.

Whenever I try to make drinks
At home,

The proportions are all wrong.

Well, not anymore.

I have created
The electronic bartender.

[cell phone ringing]

This is a no-muss,
No-fuss recipe

For classic cocktails.

It's as easy
As pushing buttons.

- well, tell me,
How does freedom taste?

- freedom?

Sorry to hear you had to leave
Before the actual ceremony.

- I know. Me too.

- must've been something
Important.

- it was, uh--it was business
And personal.

So how did raj handle
Being left at the altar?

- I really don't have time
For chitchat, evan.

I can't interpret your
Kindergarten-level handwriting,

Let alone your byzantine system
For insurance codes.

- whoa, don't get your scrubs
In a bunch.

Everything's gonna work out
Just fine.

- you need to get back here

And dig us out of the hole
That you put us in.

And you need to do it now.

This is the worst
Possible time

For you to throw into jeopardy
The one thing

That still makes any sense.

- oh, my god.
You went through with it.

Didn't you?

You got engaged.

Div--

- the electronic bartender
Is yours now

For just four easy payments
Of $19.95.

- [speaking spanish]

- is there any language
You don't speak fluently?

- hank.

Por favor. Momento.

When you want to acquire
Exquisite cuban roses,

You have to go where they are
And learn the language.

- well, you must've
Imported them

Before the '63 embargo.

- you know your history.

What about my history?

- uh, I haven't finished
Reviewing your file.

And not just because
I lost it.

I had to deal with
A family situation.

That's an explanation,
But not an excuse.

- you know, hank, this is not
A quid pro quo arrangement.

You're welcome to stay here
As long as you like.

- thank you.

- but perhaps
I'd be better served

By another physician--

One with fewer distractions.

- boris, you can trust me.
- yeah.

Unfortunately, I don't know
Who you can trust.

You don't have the file, hank,
Because I have it.

I found it laying out
In the guest quarters

Like some coffee table
Accessory.

- your file wasn't read,
Your privacy wasn't violated,

And your trust wasn't broken.

I had a rough morning
And missed an appointment.

And for that, I'm sorry
Because quid pro quo or not,

You deserve better from me.

- thank you for your help,
Dr. Blair.

- uh, jill, can I speak
To you, please?

- hey, liz. Uh, what are you
Doing down here?

- funny,
That was my question.

I guess we're both used
To seeing the e.R. Docs handle

This kind of work.

Too bad you seem to be
Systematically terminating them

One by one.

- that's rumor
And exaggeration.

- you didn't fire dr. Madden
At the horse show?

- oh, no, I did.

- and before even replacing him,
You didn't axe dr. Casey?

- charlie said I fired him?

- do you have a secret plan
To start cutting back

On patient emergencies
As well?

Because if not, jill,
I see a serious math problem

In our future.

- maybe we should
Discuss this later.

- I understand
That we've just received

The latest
Press ganey scores.

- patient satisfaction up 10%.

- thanks to your efforts,
I'm sure,

To integrate
The record systems

And streamline
The referral process.

Congratulations.
- thank you.

- but I'm a highly trained
G.I. Surgeon

Called down here to run errands
Far below my pay grade.

I'm also a member
Of the board

Obligated to make sure
That surgeons like me

Aren't wasting our time.

- what are you saying?

- what I'm saying
Is that I'm really happy

That the patients
Are so satisfied.

But the doctors aren't.

And that's a problem
That you need to fix quickly.

- and given the projected income
From this--

- hi, dieter. Bye, dieter.

- and given
The projected income

Of this week's
Rather light schedule--

- we'll be even worse off
In seven days than we are now.

- sorry to paint
Such a rosy picture.

- what are we gonna do?

- you're gonna do
Three things.

First, you're gonna stop
Worrying about money,

'cause that's my job.

Second, you're gonna take
A break

And replenish your body's
Essential inventories

Of sugar and caffeine.

And third, you are going
To join me

On a little magic carpet ride
I like to call

"The hankmed emergency
Staff meeting."

- you're about six hours late
For it.

- yeah, why you running
So behind today, ev?

- because I had a meeting
And I got stood up.

And I'm sorry for that.

But what I lack
In punctuality,

I will more than make up for
In vision and in leadership.

- I feel inspired already.

- over the next couple
Minutes,

You're gonna hear all about
My turnaround plan,

Which will restore hankmed's
Fiscal health

And employee morale.

The first step
In the turnaround plan is...

Doo-buh-duh-duh-duh.

The first step
Is to face reality

And manage expectations.

The truth is, as word of
Our setback begins to spread,

The phones will temporarily
Stop ringing.

[cell phone rings]
Look at that.

Reverse psychology.

The phone falls for that trick
Every time, I find.

Hello. Hankmed.

And how can we make you feel
* so much better today?

Okay, calm down.
Do we know a spencer fisher?

- yeah, we do.

He's at home.
He had an accident.

Okay. Very--just calm down.

Help is on the way, okay?

This is a horrible connection.

Great. Just stay right
Where you are.

See, the rainmaker's back.
The rainmaker's back.

I just had to show up.
See what happens?

- then stay here
And make it pour.

No security. No staff.

This guy sure digs
His peace and quiet.

- or he did.

- evan, why are you here?

- I'm here to help reboot
Hankmed's finances

In any way humanly possible.

- well, why don't you sell
That "Hey, check me out" sign

You drive around in?

- [chuckles]
What, are you being serious?

- yeah.

Whoa.

- so I brought our new
And improved retainer agreement.

And why didn't you tell me
We were treating

Spencer the spaz?

- we?
- spencer the spaz?

- he's an
Infomercial salesmen.

- no, no, no, no.
He's the infomercial salesmen.

This the guy who brought us
The electronic bartender.

Cha-ching. Along with a parade
Of other user-friendly

Novelty blockbusters.

- hey, look,
Our own infomercial scholar.

How useful.
- [chuckles]

You never heard
His catchphrase--his mantra?

"Well, if I can do it,
Anyone can!"

- mr. Fisher, it's hankmed!

- I'm downstairs!

Just follow the lights!
- what lights?

[electronic beeping]

- that's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.

Stay within the lights.
Stay within the lights.

This is insane!

- in here!
I threw my back out!

And I can't move!
- you're in where?

You're in the giant fireplace?

- whoa, whoa, whoa,
The laser--the laser--

What the hell?

- excuse me.
Little help, please?

- get this ladder, guys.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- let's get his back
Against this wall right here.

Here we go. Lower down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, good.

- oh, this is a nice position.
- I'm glad.

- this is a good--are we moving
From this position?

- yeah. We're moving.
- 'cause that was a good one.

- sorry. Here we go.
Okay. Gently down.

Try to keep your back straight.
Careful. Watch the neck.

- oh. Uh.
- easy.

- oh. Ah!

- there you go, pal.

- wow.
You're spencer the spaz.

- [chuckles]
Today more than ever, huh?

- did you invent
All those products in this room?

- no, my dad did.

- divya filled me in
On your dad's passing.

I'm sorry for your loss.
- thank you.

They think
It was kidney failure,

But my dad died--

Like he did everything else
In his life--

Behind a veil of secrecy so...

- mr. Fisher,
How did you hurt yourself?

- oh, silly.

I was up in the ceiling trying
To fix some of the wiring

And my back just locked up
On me.

Every time I move,
It hurts.

- that's got to be normal,
Right?

With your level
Of spaz-ticity,

You must be getting injured
All the time.

- spaz-ticity.
I've never heard that one.

That's good.

You know,
I'm not really a klutz.

It's just a marketing strategy.

A way to sell more
Self-cleaning sponges.

- he's a genius.

You're a--that's--
You're more than a genius,

My friend,
You're, like, omniscient.

- my dad had the genius.
Believe me.

I just brought it
To the world.

- can you wiggle your toes?

Okay. Does the pain go down
Either or both of your legs?

- no. It's just a big, big,
Big ache in my lower back.

- would you push against
My hands with your feet?

Okay. No abnormalities
In the deep tendon reflexes

Or strength.

No bony tenderness
Or deformity so far.

Let's logroll him.
- oh, like a log?

- here we go. 1, 2, 3.
- okay.

- all right, any of this hurt?
- no.

Ow! Oho-ho-ho.
- okay, there we go.

It's just a muscle spasm.

- you're a lucky man,
Mr. Fisher.

- okay.
I'll trust you on that.

[mechanisms whirring]

[locks snapping shut]

- whoa.

Look at these.

You tell me these are not
Begging to be pressed.

- it's okay.
Welcome to my father's office.

- it's very...Homey.
- open panic room door.

[locks snapping open]

- wow. All right, let's--
Let's get him up.

We're just gonna pick you up.
- ow.

- any ulcer or diabetes
Or allergies?

- no.
- okay.

60 milligrams ketorolac.

And continue the ativan.

That should help the pain
And the spasm.

- okay. Is there anything
I can do

To prevent this
From happening again?

- yes, avoid one-man
Construction jobs.

And as divya recommended
Yesterday,

Try to get some sleep.

- and the muscle relaxants
Will impair

Your judgment and reflexes
So no hard labor at all.

- especially not with tools.

- guys, you should check
This out.

- whoa.

- I mean, either your dad
Was trying to set up

His own concierge medicine
Business...

- yeah, or he was prepared
To spend a very long time

In this room.

- listen, between you and...

You and you and me,

I'm not down here
To update this room.

I'm down here
To dismantle it.

As my dad got older,
He got more and more eccentric.

He worked
And practically lived

In between
These impenetrable walls.

It's time for the panic room
To be retired.

If you need any of those
Medical supplies,

Please take them.

You'd be doing me
A huge solid.

- yeah, it's just
That we don't--

We don't really
Have a need for these supplies.

- if only you knew someone
Who is trying to start up

A free clinic.

- dr. Blair, I understand
You filed a formal complaint

Against me.

- yes, I did.

In advance of tomorrow's
Board meeting.

I can't just keep waiting
For you to right this ship.

- I've always considered you
Not just a colleague,

But the person I turn to
For guidance in a situation

Exactly like the one
You're putting me in right now.

- I'm sorry. But my loyalty
Is to hamptons heritage.

- and when did you start
Doubting mine?

I didn't fire charlie.
He quit on me.

- professionally
Or romantically?

You know,
Sometimes with you, jill,

It's difficult to tell
Just which one we're discussing.

In fact, I heard
That your relationship

With hank lawson
Has been added

To the health services
Curriculum

As a case study
In bad judgment.

- first off, my judgment
Has served this hospital

Pretty damn well.

And secondly, my relationship
With hank lawson is over.

So the hospital board
Is finally going to have to find

A new talking point.

- miss casey, dr. Lawson's
Waiting for you in your office.

- hey.
- hey.

Everything okay around here?

- not according
To our hospital's

Most powerful surgeon.

She thinks I've pretty much
Ruined the place.

[sighs]

Did you stop by my house
The other night?

- I did.
But this isn't that.

This is just business.

- oh.
- no, no.

I don't want you to think
I came to your workplace

To rehash our relationship
Or lack thereof or whatever--

- hank.
- yeah.

- charlie's gone.
I finalized the divorce.

Finally.
- wow.

Sounds like you got
Your hands full.

- I do. But you came here
On business,

So what's up?

- oh, um, do you have time
To take a ride?

- ms. Newberg, it's evan.

Let's talk
Newberg business.

Evan r. Lawson.
The cfo of hankmed. Ms. New--

Hello, allison.
Hey, ciao ciao.

How are you feeling?

It's, uh, it's evan r. Lawson,
Cfo of hankmed calling.

We did the tb testing
For the staff

At your restaurant.

No, no, no. The results
Are still negative.

That's an interesting choice
Of hold music.

Sounds a lot
Like a dial tone.

And I thought we might do
Some consulting for you

Like maybe design
A hankmed approved healthy page

For your menu.

Yes, I can stick it.

Oh, there's that catchy
Hold music again.

Baah!

- hey, spencer, it's hank.

I just wanted to let you know
That I'm headed over there

With jill casey so she can take
A look at that equipment.

Hello? What's that sound?

Uh, spencer, you're not
Operating power tools

Under the influence
Of sedatives, are you?

Hello? Can you hear me?

- everything okay?
- I doubt it.

I don't get why that guy's
So obsessed

With ripping out
Part of his own house by hand.

- maybe it's not the room,
But what it represents.

If I could demolish every trace
Of charlie in my house--

- you'd be living
In the driveway?

Spencer?
- help.

- oh.
- a nail gun? Really?

- hank, I swear, the spaz thing
Really is just an act.

- okay.
- that's it. Spencer the spaz.

I love your infomercials.
- thank you.

- jill, could you prep me
A syringe of lido?

- sure.
- thanks.

- what's wrong with me?

These accidents are connected
To my headaches

And pins and needles,
Aren't they?

- well, we'll start monitoring

For cervical disc disease
Or spinal stenosis.

But I think your anxiety
And your traumas

Are two separate issues.

- by the way, how come
I'm not screaming in pain?

- well, the medications
You're on for one.

Also, the nerves
Near the puncture

Were compressed by the swelling
And became anesthetic.

But just to be
Extra, extra safe--

Thank you--I'm gonna give you
A shot of lidocaine.

- okay. Um, that stuff
That you're looking for

Is back there if you want
To take a look.

- yeah.

- do you have a pair
Of pliers?

- yes.
- where might they be?

- over there by my dad's
Thermostats.

- thank you.

- whoa.
That's how this works?

- that's how this works.
- oh, man.

- on a count of three,

I am going to pull
This nail out.

- okay, on three
Or right after three?

Is it 3, 2--ah!

Oh. You're good.
- thank you.

- are you sure I can have
All this equipment

For my clinic?

- it's all yours.

Oh, by the way,

There's a bunch of meds
Back there that you can look at.

They're on the shelf.

- yeah, I don't think
These are meds.

I think these are old
Chemical vials.

- it's probably part
Of your dad's lab.

- oh. That makes sense,
I guess.

- yeah, some of these
Need to be handled carefully.

I'm gonna go call my friend
On the hazmat team.

But the rest I can store
In the hospital's dungeon,

Along with 20 year's worth
Of other useless antiques.

- keep this out of the line
Of fire

And it should heal just fine.

There you go.
- thank you.

- spencer, I know you don't
Like this room,

But we really got to stop
Meeting like this.

- my dad had two sides
To him.

One was the brilliant,
Industrious side.

I'd call that his bright side.

- and the other side?

- the reclusive paranoid side.

That's the side no one else
Knew about.

Now, clearly the bright side
Wasn't passed down to me.

You know?
I'm no genius, hank.

I'm just a salesman
With good product.

And I know that.

- so you're afraid
You're destined

To inherit his other side.

- what if I end up going crazy
Like he did?

Can you assure me
That his mental illness

Isn't genetic?

- no. I can't.

And I get wanting
To distance yourself

From your dad's legacy.

Believe me, I do.

But, spencer, if you want
To nip insanity in the bud,

I'll be honest with you,

Trying to get rid
Of this room seems way crazier

Than just staying the hell
Away from it.

- do you want to hear this?
- no.

- you don't even know
What it is.

- sorry. You're right.
What is it?

- it's the script for hankmed's
First infomercial

To air on local stations.

- really?
- yeah.

All right, you want to hear it?
- definitely not.

- "Hello, fellow denizens
Of the hamptons.

"Are you sick of waiting rooms
And exam rooms?

"Are you tired
Of rude receptionists

"And negligent nurses?

"Well, the next time you're ill
Or injured,

"Stay right
In your own living room

Because we will come to you."

How's it hitting you so far?

- like a wave of acute nausea.

- acute nausea.
I can actually use--

That's good.
I can use that at the end.

Okay, so--
- evan, please stop.

- this could be our ticket
Out of the doldrums.

- I'd rather be
In the doldrums

Than be hawking physical exams
On qvc.

- you won't have
To hawk anything.

I'm the talent.
- oh.

- our newest patient, he could
Be my performance coach.

- as long as there's a hank,

There will be no hankmed
Infomercials.

- all right, all right.

- furthermore...
- furthermore...

- just because you're back
To normal doesn't mean

That hankmed is, and it doesn't
Mean that we are.

So how about you stop worrying
About our media plan

And you start worrying
About getting us

Through the week
Without any cash?

Hi.
- hi.

The cold war's still raging?
- yeah.

He wouldn't even hear
My pitch.

"Fellow denizens."
"Denizens."

- evan...

It is time to ease off
The hard sell.

You need to regain hank's trust
First as his brother

Then as his cfo.

And you were right.

I didn't call off
The engagement.

- I figured that giant ring
Wasn't a consolation prize.

What happened?
Did you just chicken out?

- I didn't chicken out.

What I realized
At the last possible moment

Was that I had to let a dream go
And face the reality

In order to embrace
What's most important:

Family.

Look, evan, I know
That you want hank

To forgive your father
And welcome him back

With open arms.

But if you keep pushing
Your dream despite the reality,

You are going to lose
What matters most to you.

Separate working quarters?

Is this what it's come to?

- please don't leave me
With him.

- I'll help you find
A great replacement.

And I'll train them
To whip evan daily

Just like I do.

- that'd be great.

- and trust me,

I don't want to move
To raj's flat in london.

- yeah, but you have to.
- yes, I do.

Do you know why?

- they're just not embracing
Your accent over here?

- because sometimes
You have to meet family halfway

Even if you don't get
Where they're coming from.

- you could argue london's more
Than a halfway point.

[cell phone rings]

- hmm. Spencer fisher.
Hello, mr. Fisher.

Mr. Fisher.

Signal dropped.

He probably stuck his finger
In an electrical outlet.

- yeah, or go this head caught
In a vise.

- don't worry,
I'll take this one.

- great. As long as you take
That one too.

- [speaking native language]

- [speaking
Native language]

- going for the old summer cut,
Huh?

- has to go sooner or later.

- I've reviewed your file.

- yeah, real page turner, huh?

Story of a true
Aristocratic dynasty

Going back 500 years.

- yeah, the glamour and majesty
Were intoxicating.

I'm ready to try and help.

- [speaks in native language]

[clears throat]
How will you help?

As you know now,

I've spoken
To leading researchers

And scientists from--ha--
Sao paulo, singapore,

Tel aviv, geesthacht,
Beijing, sydney...

Minnesota.

You name the place,
I've flown there with hope

And come back empty-handed.

- you've spoken to an awful lot
Of experts, boris.

But as far as I can tell,

None of them have spoken
To each other.

See, what you're missing,
I believe,

Is a global perspective.

Someone to examine
The big picture

And, I hope,
Tie it all together.

With your permission, I'd like
To start making some calls,

Talking to these doctors
And researchers

And asking some questions.

And I'd like to do so
As your primary care physician.

Your quarterback.

- quarterback?

Well, where will you start,
Quarterback?

- at the beginning.

Dr. Marisa casseras
Of havana hospital.

Think about it.
Let me know.

- luigi.

That's all.

- just trust me.

You won't even know I'm here.

- unlikely.

- just want to pitch him
My infomercial,

Very discreetly, and, uh...

That's weird. Hmm.

Still can't believe it.

- selling a state-of-the-art
Panini maker

Can buy you a house
Like this?

- no, that you're engaged.

- thanks for the reminder.

- look, I know that parents
Can put their own interests

Ahead of what's best
For their kids.

But that's the beauty
Of an engagement,

Is it's open-ended.

It's not too late
Till you set a date.

- the wedding's in 60 days.

- oh.
Yeah, you're screwed.

I'm kidding. Kind of.

- [wincing and grunting]

- okay, call hank.
Then call 911.

- help me. God, help me.

Oh. Aah!

- hey.
- the emts are five minutes out.

101 over 49
And a pulse of 113.

- okay. Multiple wide-bore lines
Of saline.

Spencer, on a scale
From 1-10,

Tell me
What your pain level is.

- we're gonna need
A bigger scale.

- dude, the door
Is crushing him.

- we made the observation,
Evan.

- uh, so why don't we just
Try to open it?

- no, no, no!

The pressure of the door
Is what's keeping him alive.

- what?
- it's acting as a tourniquet.

If we release it now,
He could bleed out internally.

- okay. Right.
Okay, tourniquet. Yeah.

- okay, weak and very fast.

- hey.
- I know, pal.

You're not really a spaz.
- [laughs, spasms]

- what is--what is--what--

- he's going
Into hemorrhagic shock.

- okay, so am I.

Now I know why they call it
A panic room.

Where the hell are those emts?

- it's gonna be okay, buddy.
It's gonna be okay.

Some bronchi
At the base of the right

Near impact side.

Can you reach
The pedal pulses?

- I can't get past his knees.

- all right.
Try for the popliteals.

- okay.
- [crying]

- okay, buddy. It's okay.

- okay, stronger on the right
Than the left,

But both very weak.

- spencer, we'll be right back.
One second.

Major laceration.

Helps explain the hypotension
And tachycardia.

- I figured it was only
Internal bleeding.

- fluids will only go so far.

Eventually he'll bleed out
His own supply

And then bleed out the saline

Faster than we can pump it
In him.

- and if we open the door,
He'll die even faster.

- mm-hmm.

- if only we could take him
To the hospital like this.

[footsteps approach]

- jesus.
How can we help, doc?

- all right, we need
More saline,

We need the stretcher ready,

And then we need to haul ass
To hamptons heritage.

As soon as we open that door,

It'll be a scoop and run
Against the clock.

Go, go, go, go, go!

- hank, even racing down
An empty montauk highway,

How will we ever make it
That far in time?

- with a little luck,

All we'll need is some help
From jill's basement

Full of useless antiques.

- as I stated previously,
I did not terminate dr. Casey.

- this formal complaint,
Mrs. Casey,

Is not just about the loss

Of another respected
E.R. Doctor.

- what's it about then?

- we want
To offer you a chance

To keep this review
Off your record.

- by tendering my resignation?

- by avoiding
An ugly proceeding.

[cell phone ringing]

- well, I appreciate
Your concern

For my resume, dr. Blair,
But I assure--

[cell phone buzzes]

I'm sorry.
I need to excuse myself.

- what could be more important
Than saving her job?

- according to inventory,
We do have one.

But the last time it was used,
I was in junior high.

Okay. It's got to be
In here somewhere.

What does it look like?

- it should say "M.A.S.T."
On the side.

M-a-s--
- got it.

- great. Who's the fastest
Driver at your hospital?

Let's see.

- we're saving him
Using mc hammer memorabilia?

- they're inflatable trousers.

They were developed
By the military in the '60s.

They'll help stabilize his b.P.

While we transport him
To heritage.

- agh!
- hank, 90 over 40. 125.

- open up all ivs,
Crank up the fluids,

And give him 2-milligram boluses
Of morphine every five minutes.

Push it slowly.

- I just found a shortcut
To route 27.

It should shave,
Like, three minutes

Off our problem.

- no, no,
It's a summer saturday.

Route 27 is our problem.

I'll go see what else we can do
To buy some time.

- okay.

We're ready to open the door
And move spencer now.

- okay. Yeah,
You, me, and the 911 beefcakes

Are gonna heave that door
Right off and [claps hands].

- evan, the door
Is six inches thick

And weighs 800 pounds.

The front line
Of the new york jets

Couldn't open it
With bare hands.

- okay. So...

- fortunately, there's a big,
Green, release button

Inside the panic room.

- no way.

I--I'm not physically qualified
For that, hank.

Look at me.

If that door snapped shut
On my frail and slender body--

- don't worry.

As a precaution, I ordered
A second pair of trousers

In your favorite color:
Salmon.

- this is revenge
For the dad thing isn't it?

- not even a little bit.

But if you're looking
For a way out of the doghouse...

- I might find it
Through that door.

- you can do it.
- [grunts]

- sorry, buddy.
All right.

All right.
- here we go.

- push me.
- all right.

All right.

- [grunting] Oh, god.
- you got it?

- oh, my god. Yes.
Push. Push.

- you got it?
- oh, yeah.

- you okay in here?
- yeah, I'm good.

I'm just counting extremities.

Okay. Yeah. I'm all right.
Okay.

- it's working.
- okay. Guys, on three.

Evan, on three.

- on three or, like,
Right after three?

- whatever. 1, 2, 3.

Get in there.
Turn him over.

Okay.

Let's get his shoulders.

Let's get him over there.

Down. Down. Good.

- okay, b.P.'s in freefall.
- okay. Trauma shears.

Hemcon bandage.

The chitosan in the gauze
Will adhere

To the red blood cells
And form a tight clot

Very quickly.

- how quickly?
- that quick enough for you?

Gauze. Tape.

All right, now we wrap
And velcro the trousers.

Here we go.

Abdominal belt. Good.

Okay, inflate.

[pants inflating]

Careful not to puncture
The suit with anything sharp.

We don't have a backup.

- okay, pressure's stopped
Dropping.

70 over palp.
- okay, it's working.

Slow down the fluids.

150 ccs per hour
And four more of morphine.

- how long will this thing
Keep him stable for?

- let's not find out.
- all right.

- hi, there.
Could you grab this corner?

All right, guys,
Let's get him in there.

This is all the help
You could scare up?

Where's everyone else?

- sealing off montauk highway
For us.

- ready to go, doc.
- nice.

[sirens blaring]

- coming through.

- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell is this?

- it's an emergency,
Dr. Blair.

- untangle these, please.
- and you would be dr. Lawson.

- I am. And you are...?

- amongst my other duties,

I am now acting chief
Of emergency services.

So I'll take it from here.
- perfect.

Just pull the plugs
To deflate.

Oh, and make sure you don't miss
Any bleeding vessels

During embolization

Otherwise you'll be pulling
The plug

On more than just the suit.

He's all yours.

- maybe you'd better
Come with us.

- maybe I'd better.
- great.

- let's go, guys. Move it.
- careful, careful, careful.

- nice job back there.

- yeah? You too.

- do you want to talk
About him?

- about spencer?

- eddie r.

- ugh. It's just--
It's complicated family stuff.

- yeah? What would I know
About that?

- all right.

[exhales] I started talking
To my dad again

About a year ago.

He called me
On my 30th birthday.

And I hadn't talked to him
In 20 years, mind you.

Know what the first thing
He said to me was?

- what?
- "How's hank?"

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- yeah.

That's just how he's started
Every conversation since.

"How's hank?"

[exhales]

Hmm.

I guess I really needed
To tell someone that.

- it says a lot about
Your father.

- yeah, it says a lot
About my brother.

- but it says the most
About you.

- yeah? What does it say
Exactly?

- that you're caught between
Your rock and your hard place.

[sighs]

And rather than just trying
To squirm out,

You've been trying to make
Everything fit together

Comfortably again.

- I guess I really needed
Someone to tell me that.

- well, don't let it go
To your head.

- I'm--what?
[chuckles]

[cell phone chimes]

How fast can you get me back
To change?

I have an important meeting
With a young heiress.

- it's nice to have you back.
- well, you know...

- am I gonna be okay?
- yeah.

And not just
In the short term.

I was thinking about it.

One of the chemicals

Jill found in your dad's lab
Was mercury.

That's why he had
All those old thermostats

Lying around.

He probably used the mercury
To manipulate the gold

For some of his experiments.

- he was building
A next generation robot

Operated by the internet.

- which sounds incredibly cool.

Unfortunately,
When inhaled in large doses,

Over long periods of time,

Mercury can cause psychosis.

And kidney failure.

- so it wasn't
The mental illness

That sent my dad
Into that room?

- no. It was the other way
Around.

That's why he grew increasingly
Paranoid and distant.

And in smaller doses,

Exposure can lead to headaches,
Fatigue, tingling sensations,

Sleeplessness, and...

Incoordination.

- or in layman's terms,
Spaz-ticity.

- yes. Spaz-ticity.

- so I really am gonna be okay?
- yeah.

As long as you hire
A contractor

For all future renovation.

- yes, doctor.

- so I can contact
Dr. Casseras.

- you can give it
Your best shot.

- okay.

- if you reach her,

Tell her, when I look
At the roses,

I think of cristobal square.

She'll know what it means.

Hank.

Bye.

- oh, I...I really hope
She's good to you.

- I'm sure she will be.

- I was talking
To the car.

Bye.

- what's with the johnny cash
Fashion tribute?

- I'm in mourning, henrietta.

I just sold the only valuable
Thing I've ever owned.

- aw. Well,
Look on the bright side,

Since you got it for free,
You cashed out at 100% profit.

- one could argue that I timed
The market perfectly then.

- one could indeed.

One could also argue
You've begun to repent

For your sin.

- ha. I don't know, I think sin
Is a slight exaggeration.

- really?
I think it's an understatement.

- shall we agree to disagree?

- like we always do.

- so is spencer the spaz
Gonna be all right or what?

- yeah. Turns out not so spastic
After all.

Yeah, the problem
Was mercury poisoning.

- I thought
It was that giant door

Slicing into him
Like a pinata.

- no, I meant--never mind.
Go deep.

Deeper.
- like old times. All right.

- deeper!

- hey, kiddo. Look at you.

What?

All right, so it took
A little longer than I thought.

Still the same shade
Of green, huh?

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