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- I'm hank.

I was your typical Emergency room doctor.

Until I got fired.

- you let a billionaire Hospital trustee

Die to save some kid Off the street.

- I made a judgment call. - you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, C.P.A.

- he took me away From my troubles

And to the hamptons.

And suddenly, I had a chance to become

A whole new kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy Who makes house calls.

So I got a second chance To do what I do best.

Woman on tv: obviously, There has to be something else.

It's just not name change And arrested!

There has to be Something else.

- mm, god, this is such Good television.

- isn't it your job to sort Through company email?

- there is no email On sundays.

- I think you're thinking Of mail.

- uh, I think it's my job. I should know.

- you look cozy over there.

Can I get you anything else?

Cucumber eye pads, A chinese foot rub?

- I am finally starting To feel at home around here.

- oh, yeah? Oh, good.

'cause I was worried Whether you'd survive

The adjustment to all this.

- I think I've earned A day off, hank.

Cash flow is up 25%,

Fixed costs are down 10%,

We have a healthy reserve,

And I finally started to put Our capital to work for us.

- is it working As hard as you?

- it's working.

I'm investing our way Towards a bigger business

And a higher life, hank.

Pretty soon, boris is gonna Be living in our guest house.

- yeah, you might want To explain all that

To our medical supplier.

Apparently, The check you wrote them

For our new portable Ekg machine just bounced.

- yeah, well...

You see, this is why

You never read company emails On sundays, okay?

- I'm gonna be reading up On boris.

Fix this, evan.

- all right, I'm all over it. Trust me.

First thing Tomorrow morning.

- and don't wait Till tomorrow.

[speaking german]

- so I know you're busy Studying

100 years of german Medical data,

But, uh, there actually Is one hankmed concern

That's been On my mind today.

- spokesmodel, Corporate jet,

Or commercial during The super bowl?

- none of the above. It's divya.

- what about her?

- should we discuss What our plan is?

- our plan is to talk to her, See what her plan is.

- okay, but what if she Decides to do this?

If she gets engaged And moves to london,

What are we gonna do?

- well, we'll find Another p.A., I guess.

- so you're not worried At all?

- I said we'd find Another p.A.

I didn't say we'd find Another divya.

- "Hill manor."

Sound like a serious joint.

You fired up for the social Event of the season, henry?

[crickets chirping, Owl hooting]

- zoey?

Where are you going This time, huh?

[chandelier tinkling]

Zo?

Zoey, honey, let's Get you back to bed.

Zoey?

Honey?

No, zoey, stop!

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path For the silent ghost *

- as we discussed, A full-service bar

Will be set up there, In the courtyard...

And out there, On the great lawn,

Next to the ceremony tents.

No one will be waiting For drinks.

Also, the dance floor Will be up here

In the courtyard.

- crazy wedding here Last night?

- just a small maintenance Operation.

- what kind of operation?

- we're cleaning The manor house.

- we're cleansing The manor house.

- I'm sorry?

- look, ms. Katdare,

We promise everything Will be back to normal

In time for your party.

- zoey, why don't you Show them the great lawn?

- I was just about to. - um, divya, a word, please.

- are you thinking What I'm thinking?

- no matter how badly Our parents want this,

They wouldn't let us Throw a tailgate party here,

Let alone Our sakharpuda ceremony.

- right. So...

- but maybe The montauk yacht club

Has a last-minute Cancellation.

I'll call The event manager there.

You resume the tour Of amityville.

- this place seemed so normal

When my sister got married Here three years ago.

- hi, um, I was wondering If you had space

For a last-minute event.

- [whispering] Shh! Let's talk about this later.

- fine. - sorry about that.

- no, please, Look, ms. Katdare,

We will have everything Cleaned up

In time for your very Special occasion.

You and mr. Bandyopadhyay

Seem like The perfect couple,

And you deserve A truly perfect affair.

Should we continue walking?

[coughing]

- are you okay down there?

- oh, yeah, it's-- It's no big deal.

- may I?

It's no small deal.

- [coughing]

- okay, neither is that.

Have you seen a doctor?

- oh, the cough. Yeah, it comes and goes.

And this just happened Last night.

- well, let's pause The party planning for a moment.

Shall we?

- so...How did this Happen, zoey?

- it's gonna sound Very strange.

- the house Is doing this to her.

- one more time.

- every night, I see things.

Really... Indescribable things.

And last night,

I followed one of them

Right through that window.

- and why would the house Be making this happen?

- well, amy thinks It's because

I want to expand.

Turn this place into

A full-service Bed and breakfast.

- and the house Wants you to stay focused

On events and catering.

- this house Has been in our family

For five generations.

Ever since our great, Great grandparents

Came here from scotland And built it

With their bare hands.

- amy...

- any radical change To that now

Would be an insult To them

And what they left behind.

- my sister's a little Off-center sometimes.

- oh, I know how you feel.

My brother Couldn't find the center

With a g.P.S. Device.

- [laughing]

[coughing]

- how long has this Been going on?

- a couple weeks.

- you've been hallucinating

Every night For two weeks,

And you haven't Seen a doctor?

- let me take the sharps.

- thank you.

- there are two options here.

Either my sister's right,

Or I'm losing my mind.

I don't think I could Handle finding out

Either one is true.

- look no one Should have to feel

Like they're crazy or, Even worse,

Like their sibling was right About something.

I personally don't have Much experience with the latter,

But I imagine the pain Is unbearable.

- excruciating.

- yeah.

So...

We better find you A third option.

No signs of papilledema,

So probably no increased Intracranial...

No abnormality Of the soft palate muscles.

No masses in the neck Or thyroid.

Deep breath in. Out.

Lungs, heart, Abdomen are normal.

Count backwards from 100 By sevens.

- 93, 86, 79, 72--

- okay, no cognitive Impairment.

- no explanation For the odd mixture

Of coughing And hallucinating.

- time to take it up A notch.

- [sighs] I'll get A ct scanner over here.

[banging]

[banging]

[banging]

- charlie...

- [chuckles]

You're on the cutting edge Of home security, jill.

You gonna detain me in a bucket Till the cops arrived?

- what are you doing In my house?

- doro alicha.

Ethiopian chicken stew.

It's traditional, But lively.

- I'm not hungry.

- mm, I am.

You know, ever since I, uh, spent my life savings

Treating indigent peoples Across the planet,

I came back and had to crash At the hospital.

- you been sleeping there?

- oh, yeah, and as much As I love the amenities,

Found myself craving A home-cooked meal.

So I couldn't help But wonder,

Why not live at home?

- uh, because this isn't Your home anymore.

- check the mortgage Agreement.

- check the mortgage payments.

- listen...

I know I owe you some money.

But here I am, Working it off.

Plus, wouldn't it be easier For us to...

Attend to all Our social obligations

If we were under one roof?

Oh, my motorcycle's Acting up.

You're, um, you're Gonna have to drive us.

- yeah, I'll be Attending this party solo.

- thought you said you were Open to a resolution.

- yeah, not when You force feed me.

Look, charlie,

A lot happened After you left.

I moved on.

- jill, a man, uh...

Travels the world In search of what he needs.

And then he returns home To find it.

So you sort it out All you want,

'cause when you're done, I'm gonna be right here...

Showing you Just how different

Things are gonna be This time around.

- well, ct was clean.

- no bleeds or lesions.

Electrolytes are normal,

And sugar's 102.

- she's slightly anemic.

But that's nothing abnormal For a 29-year-old woman.

- I think we need to look Into environmental toxins

Or an infectious source.

- given her sister's beliefs,

Should we be looking At psychiatric disease?

- look, I checked. No family history.

Let's rule out All organic causes first.

After all, Except for the coughing,

Zoey looks fine right now.

No hallucinations at all.

- good, I'll get these To the lab.

- good.

- hallucinations?

- that's the clinical term, Yes.

- that's The unenlightened term.

- well, enlighten me, Please.

- 20 years ago,

We lost our parents To an accident...

To a drunk driver

Out on montauk highway.

The very next day,

I woke up and felt Their presence.

This is gonna sound Strange to you,

But I could Hear them speaking.

That's what Got me through it.

And...I'm what Got zoey through it.

- okay, and what do you think Is happening here?

- she's being haunted By her own instincts.

This house is sacred. And she should know it.

- I have a proposal, amy.

You stay open-minded To my theories,

And I'll stay open-minded To yours.

- okay, here's my theory.

Zoey will be fine

As soon as she gives up Her plan

To turn our family's home

Into a bunch Of rooms for rent.

- okay.

- what's your theory?

- I don't have one yet.

But zoey Asked me to find one,

And I won't give up Until I do.

- hmm.

- hmm?

- hmm. - hmm?

- someone close to you.

Someone who looks like you.

Someone with a letter "R."

- my brother.

Evan r. Lawson?

- he's getting himself Into trouble.

- [chuckles]

Sorry, amy, you don't Need a gift to sense that one.

- sir, I'm telling you

It's a clerical error.

Okay, it's a big one.

I'm the cfo of the company.

I didn't conduct or approve

Any of these withdrawals Or transfers.

Well, of course You can do something.

You're the bank manager.

Yes, I'll hold again. Awesome.

'cause when All my money's missing,

There's nothing I enjoy more Than the musical stylings

Of ms. Liza minnelli.

Straight to voice mail. Okay.

So I see you're ignoring My calls now.

That's interesting. Uh, we need to talk.

My account's been depleted

By someone who had access To all my personal information.

So, uh, any ideas Who that would be?

Call me back, right now.

- hey. - hey.

[slams phone down] How's work going?

- work is good. Thanks.

Did we get those supplies Divya ordered?

- yeah, they're right there.

- okay.

- how much do they c--

What are they for again?

- uh, I got to go Check for mold

At the house Of a hallucinating woman.

- oh, wow, That sounds dangerous.

Should we be charging her A premium for that, or--

- what? No.

But I should start Getting paid extra

To deal with Overbearing siblings.

Mine and hers.

She's got This psychic sister.

- really? She's psychic?

Hope she didn't put a 1-900 Number on the contact sheet.

- actually, All she said was that

You're in some kind Of trouble.

[chuckles]

- that's so weird.

You know what?

Actually, that mold thing Sounds dangerous.

I'm gonna come And help you out, hank, okay?

- okay, here's the deal.

Two weeks, max.

No matter what happens As far as us,

Start looking For your own place today.

- that's aggressive, But reasonable.

- and...You will stay In the guest room.

- what if, um-- - at all times.

- all right.

- and last, but not least Of the ground rules,

Get your motorcycle fixed, Because this whole

Rideshare to the hospital Is a one-time event.

- I'm thinking about Getting a car.

- sounds like progress.

- I'm thinking about Picking up one of these--

"Intelligent parking assist."

- yeah, practically Parks itself.

- well, that does Sound like progress.

'cause you parallel parking That green saab--

That was always a bit Of an extreme sport for you.

- yeah, well, Sadly for you, charlie,

I've moved on.

- I think you have a habit Of moving on to new things, uh,

A bit too quickly, jill.

- well, any-- Any information you give me

Could be, you know, Like, extremely helpful.

- I'm not a magic 8 ball.

- well, when it told you That I was in trouble,

Did it sound, like, Deeply alarmed,

Or was it just, Like, merely concerned?

- I'm sorry. You know all I know.

But I would be careful Going into the house.

I'm not sure How it will respond

To your troubled aura Right now.

- amy...Please...

Stop saying that.

I mean, first of all, No one is gonna believe

That the house is haunted.

- what, the house is haunted?

- can I talk to you about The tents over here?

- this is outside Our scope of practice, hank.

We're not a concierge Ghostbusters service, okay?

- we're going in To look for mold.

I'll take the attic, You take the basement.

- I'm not going To the basement.

- fine, you take the attic.

Try not to get slimed.

- [sighs]

Yep.

- [coughs]

Oh, yeah, I should have Taken the basement.

Jesus!

Okay.

Moldy, moldy, Moldy, mold.

Where are you?

God, why would I Choose the attic?

Hello?

Satan?

[chuckles]

I bet the basement Is finished...

With, like, a pool table.

You sent me up here To look for mo...

Yo, I think I found the mold.

And there's a lot of it.

Um, henry...

Does the mold make you start Hallucinating immediately?

Okay, hank, get up here Right now.

Because I don't think it's mold, I think it's ghosts.

And...Now the ghosts Are morphing into bats!

Hank! Oh, god!

[bats screeching] Hank!

Agh! Ah!

[bats screeching]

Hank, get up here!

- here is your iced tea, Evan.

- thank you so much.

I'm really thirsty.

[wheezes]

So that's a long island Iced tea.

- house specialty.

I make them every day For family cocktail hour.

- really?

- apparently, spirits Calm the spirits.

- that's--that's An interesting saying.

Um, amy, do you think That the bats

Were the dark aura Around me?

- mm-mm. No, I don't. - really?

[phone chimes]

Ohh.

Tell me something, amy.

Uh...

Are you still seeing The dark aura around me?

Hey, is that What I think it is?

- dead bat. - oh, my god!

You could have just Said yes, dude.

- zoey, bats Can carry rabies,

Which can cause Hallucinations.

- what? - just relax.

Have you spent time In that attic?

- I've been up there Once or twice--

To take measurements For the b&b.

- see, zoey? The bats, the house.

Everyone thinks the b&b Is a bad idea.

- sadly, the house and the bats Don't get a vote.

- well, I'll Go tell them that.

- my only recent bites Have been mosquito bites,

Especially since amy

Started making us Sleep outside.

- well, believe it or not, Bat bites and mosquito bites

Look a lot alike.

They're actually really tough To differentiate.

- oh, my god. I know I got bit.

I got bit somewhere.

- any other theories?

- well, a certain fungus Can grow on bat guano

And cause A respiratory infection

Called histoplasmosis.

The symptoms don't typically Include hallucinations,

But coughing Is a hallmark sign,

Along with chills, Fever, and headaches.

- I've had this cough For a couple weeks now.

- yeah, you said It comes and goes.

- comes by day, Goes by night.

- do you take anything For it?

- no, I had a bad reaction To antibiotics

When I was younger,

So medication kind of Freaks me out.

- well, while the lab Tests the bat,

I'd like to do a skin test To check for the histoplasmosis,

Allergies, And anything else

That might tell us What's going on here.

- okay.

- okay.

- hank... - yeah?

- remember when I said I was too afraid

To go see a doctor? - yeah.

- if I'd known there was A doctor out there like you,

I might have found The courage.

- dude, look at this.

Is that a bat bite Or a mosquito bite?

- you know, I can't really say.

- they're exactly the same? - yeah.

- if I got bit by a bat, What's gonna happen to me?

- all right, worst-case Scenario, you die.

Best-case scenario, You become immortal.

- what?

- put your shirt on.

- dude...

- tough to find An appropriate card

For strategic Indian engagement.

- yeah, you have no idea How long it took me

To narrow it down To these two.

- there's more cards Over there.

- yeah.

- so will I see you At hill manor?

- I guess so.

By the way, do you know The hill sisters?

- I grew up with them. - what were they like?

- well, uh, zoey was sweet And pretty.

Outgoing.

And she knew everyone And always got the guy.

- hmm. And amy?

- mm...Amy wore black

And founded The high school's wicca club.

- [chuckles] - pretty quirky chick.

But, you know, In her own special way,

She always looked out For her sister

And I respected that.

- hmm.

- I imagine you would too.

So speaking of Old acquaintances...

I guess I owe you An explanation.

- oh, look, To be honest, jill,

I really don't want To hear about it.

About him.

If he's here to stay This time,

If it works For you and him,

I'm happy for you.

And if it doesn't,

You know where to find me.

As long as you get that

I can't put my life on hold In the meantime.

- and I wouldn't ask you to.

I just need to figure out What's right for me,

And I can't rush A decision like that.

- no, I get it.

Let's see what you got.

- hmm.

- why this one?

- it's just more...You.

- I agree.

- when you first thought That place might not work,

What was it that you Were thinking?

- truthfully?

I was thinking Divine intervention.

- [scoffs]

- spiritual intervention. Whatever.

I thought it was an out.

- there are no more outs.

We tried to delay this again, And they moved it up.

We're almost there.

We may as well just Get it over with.

- well, you sound So terribly excited

About this marriage.

- I know many couples Who got married deeply in love.

Now, they barely speak.

You have been my best friend For 20 years.

We trust and respect Each other.

We never fight.

Maybe we'll grow into love,

Instead of falling In and out of it.

- but does it feel right To you?

- divya...

We have to stop Being emotional

About logical decisions.

[seagulls calling]

- is zoey's lab report Back yet?

- no.

But her scratch test Was positive

For histoplasmosis.

- which explains The coughing by day,

But not the hallucinating By night.

And I just don't think This is psychosis.

Which leads us to The possibility of encephalitis.

We got to get this thing Solved quickly,

So you can get engaged.

- well, let's not be too hasty With patient care.

- ahem.

So we...

- divya, We know you and raj

Are gonna have Some big decisions to make.

Just know that evan and I Are here to stay.

And there's always, Always a place for you

Here with hankmed, No matter what.

- well, I appreciate that.

And I'll let you know What my future holds...

As soon as my parents Decide it for me.

- well, maybe Negotiations'll

Still fall apart Last minute.

Maybe your dad'll Raise the dowry

To five goats and a donkey

And raj'll call it A deal breaker!

- hmm, maybe You're the donkey.

[phone ringing]

- hankmed, how can--

Okay, slow down.

It's amy hill, And she's freaking out.

Yep.

We're on our way.

- ah, I tried--

I tried to get up there,

But the attic door Locked behind her.

- all right, I'm gonna find A way to get on that roof.

Evan, you try To find a ladder.

Divya, keep amy back.

- zoey, please!

Just stay where you are.

- don't worry. Hank'll take care of this.

Zoey--zoey, zoey, Don't move.

- hi.

- [giggles]

- look, nothing You're seeing is real.

And you could hurt yourself Really badly

If you take another step.

Do you understand me?

- [gasps]

- zoey, zoey.

Good. Good, good.

Zoey!

- zoey, are you okay?

- uhh! Ah. - where's hank?

There you are.

- here, divya, I got it.

Here, let's get her down Over here.

Come here, right here. Here you go.

- you got her? - yep. Gentle.

Okay.

- zoey, what were you doing?

- amy.

Your ears are really big.

- whoa, is she okay?

- as far as the fall, Yeah.

Yeah, she'll be fine.

- you want to do The spinal tap tonight?

- and that's not all I want to do.

There may be only one way

To get to the bottom of this Immediately.

- mri? - exorcism?

- her hallucinations Only manifest at night,

So we're gonna work A graveyard shift.

- a sleepover?

I'm a huge fan Of that procedure.

Okay, lidocaine. - prepped.

- wow, you're doing A spinal tap

In the very place You'll be getting engaged

In the next couple days.

That's got to be nine different Kinds of bad luck.

- shut up, evan.

- what is this for?

- spinal needle.

It'll help us Either diagnose

Or rule out The encephalitis.

- elephantitis?

No, I don't see Any elephants.

All I see is that really Big knife.

How's that even gonna Fit in me?

- [snickers]

- she just--

- okay, here we go.

- you're doing great.

- hmm.

[crickets chirping]

- well, this is a new one For hankmed.

- why don't you just Summon the apparitions?

- okay, why are you Asking me?

- 'cause you're indian.

Maybe some of the rituals Translate, right?

- what? - wait a second.

You think that hinduism And wicca

Have overlapping ideologies?

- I'm just thinking Outside the box.

- you're a bloody Neanderthal.

Honestly, you're A bloody neanderthal.

- what, every time I just-- - shh!

- [coughing]

- amy...

Everything okay?

- no, it's not.

I need to get her Something to drink,

But we've run out Of supplies out here.

I'd have to go...Inside.

- if evan needed me To go in that house,

I wouldn't care if it was Infested with mountain lions,

I'd go in, but...

You know, that's just me.

- [coughing]

- no, it's not just you.

If zoey asks for me,

Tell her I'll be right out.

- okay.

- wa--wait. You're gonna go in the house?

I thou--what about The cleansing?

- I guess I'll just Have to start a new one...

After I fix us A round of iced teas.

- [coughing]

- zoey.

When do you usually have Your daily cocktail?

- every night before bed.

That's what helps Stop the coughing, silly.

- okay, I'll be back In a minute.

Guys, keep an eye on her For me, please.

- yep. - yeah.

- amy?

What the hell have you Been giving your sister?

- it's just cough syrup.

She's been Up all night, so...

I'm giving her A second dose.

- does she know you've been

Putting that in her drink This whole time?

- if she did, She wouldn't drink it,

Because she refuses To take medication.

I just couldn't stand

Listening to her suffer Every night.

- this brand of cough syrup

Has an extremely High percentage

Of dextromethorphan.

- why does that matter?

- high volume, high Concentration doses of dxm

Are a bad idea.

- I--I don't--

- and for some people

With a genetic inability To metabolize it

It's a toxic idea.

You give her this, And within 15 minutes,

She stops coughing, But two hours later,

When its action peaks,

She starts jumping Through windows.

- I had no clue.

I thought I was helping her.

Do you have any idea

What it's like to be Given way more responsibility

Than you ever... Asked for?

Way more than you Ever deserved?

- when I was 12,

My mom got sick.

My dad, who lost all our money In the stock market,

Couldn't afford To take care of her.

So he gave up.

On her, on us,

And he left.

And then our mom died.

I know exactly What it's like.

Being the older sibling One day

And then feeling like A parent the next.

You do anything you can To protect the only thing

You have left.

- so inanimate objects Would grow, shrink, and bend.

- distance And depth perception

Would be skewed as well.

- for instance, if you were Standing on the roof,

Looking down,

Jumping into the moat Might look like nothing more

Than stepping into a puddle.

- what's wrong with me, hank?

- it's a disorienting Neurological condition

Called Alice in wonderland syndrome.

But once you stop Taking the cough syrup

And the dxm in it,

You will be back in the real World with the rest of us.

- what about her cough?

- we'll administer an antifungal Called itraconazole.

It will treat The histoplasmosis

And clear up the cough As well.

Safely.

- I am so sorry, zo.

- no, it's--it's okay.

At least we verified That medicine and I

Still don't get along.

- don't blame the medicine. Blame me.

I'm the one Who made you spend two weeks

In...Wonderland.

- you broke a cleanse for me.

I know how seriously You take those.

- some things I take more seriously.

- oh, g--

Hank!

It's--it's happening!

So do you think I'm gonna Turn into like a--

An old-school, Bela lugosi type,

Or maybe like a hip, sexy, Twilight vampire

With, like, the [kiss kiss]

And, like, the cool hair, Or what?

- dude, I-- I can't see anything.

- what do you call those, Enrique?

Look at the red lines.

I can already Feel my skin burning

From the sunlight Pouring in.

- there's nothing On your arm.

- why do you keep saying that? Look...

Okay, what the hell Is happening to me?

- your mind is playing tricks On you.

- I'm hallucinating like-- Like zoey?

- well, with her, her body Was affecting her mind.

With you, it's the opposite.

And you have been acting Even weirder than usual.

Why are you So worked up, evan?

Come on, whatever it is, You can tell me.

- you know what? It's, uh...

It's nothing You have to worry about.

Okay?

But thank you for... Being there.

You know, you always are.

It's got to be exhausting Having to...

Bail me out of trouble Over and over again.

- yeah, well, I didn't Have much of a choice this time.

You ran into my room And jumped into my bed.

- [chuckles]

- [whistles]

- it's beautiful.

- so, uh... Congratulations?

- yeah, we're so... Ambivalent for you.

- yeah.

- if you think that this Is uncomfortable,

Wait till you see What happens in 15 minutes.

When I stand up And piss off a tent

Full of bandyopadhyays And katdares.

- oh, my god, Are you pregnant?

- no, I'm not pregnant.

- are you gay? - evan, really?

- divya...

What are you talking about?

- I've thought about What you both said to me.

And you're right.

I can't do this.

I won't do this.

And I'm gonna tell that To all of them.

- good. How did raj take this?

- he doesn't know yet.

He would just try To talk me out of it.

And even if he didn't,

I don't want him to appear Complicit in this.

I'm going to do this All on my own.

- divya.

- anyway, I'm so glad That you both came.

'cause I may need you to Stand by with a getaway vehicle.

- [laughs]

- I'm way ahead of you. - really?

- I record the whole thing On my phone camera

And we sell it to bollywood As a reality show, right?

- you read my mind. - yep.

Speaking of, Here comes patricia arquette

And alice herself.

Hey, girls!

- hey, how are you feeling, Zoey?

- cough gone, Hallucinations gone.

Know what's weird?

I almost miss My little wonderland.

It's like somebody ripped The 3-d glasses

Right off my face.

- nah, I'll take you To an imax movie sometime.

Way safer.

- I got to say, It's really nice

To see you guys Up and running again--wow.

- actually, this is our Last event for a while.

- really? Why?

- to renovate For our expansion

Into a bed and breakfast.

- ohh. How'd she Change your mind?

- actually, you guys did it.

- you staying here The other night

Made me realize How rewarding it could be...

To have overnight guests.

- well, sleepovers And epiphanies.

Just two more services We provide at hankmed.

- zip it. - okay.

- but, for the record, Doctor,

We'll never know if you Cleaned house here

The other night, Or I did.

[cell phone chimes]

- well, science And spirituality

Can share the credit On this one.

- uh, looks like We need more chairs.

Excuse me.

- hmm.

- have you seen That lily pond up close?

- you sure it's not just A little puddle?

- oh, well, why don't We go find out?

- all right.

- what do you mean, "It's done and done"?

Well, no, This is what I'm saying.

There is no more time.

We need that money back now.

I can't believe You're doing this to me.

Again.

Hello?

- hey, evan.

Do you know where hank is?

- yeah, he is right...

He was right there.

This place is spooky.

- yeah, there's something Important I need to tell him.

- yeah, you and me both.

Um...I think He's at the bar.

Oh, no, wait--psychic moment. That's where I'm headed.

- [sighs]

- this is beautiful.

- we used to throw parties Right here,

But when a drunken groomsman

Went skinny-dipping In the lily pond,

Amy didn't take it Very well.

- [chuckles]

She is really protective Of this place, huh?

- oh, yeah.

- and really protective Of you.

- I really haven't noticed.

- [laughs]

You two definitely don't seem Cut from the same cloth.

- oh, well, the same thing Could be said

About you and evan.

- [chuckles] And it has been said.

Yeah, life sent him one way, Me another.

And then it did a funny thing And brought us back together

To start this little Business of ours.

And somehow...

We have found Common ground.

- hmm.

You know, um,

I grew up hearing people Call my sister crazy

Every single day.

- hmm.

- you never assumed I was crazy.

Gave me the benefit Of the doubt.

Most people Wouldn't have, hank.

- yeah, well, more people Should be like us.

And less people Should be like most people.

[both laugh]

- um...So...

About that movie You suggested.

- oh, not just a movie.

An imax experience.

- [laughs]

- but, zoey, um... You're a patient.

- but I'm cured now.

- yeah, yeah, It looks like you are.

- so I'm not A patient anymore.

- that's true.

I just got Out of a relationship.

- oh, you should have led With that reason.

- probably should have. - mm-hmm.

- I-I just need some time, You know,

Before jumping Into something new.

And I have no idea How much time it'll take.

- maybe I could tell you.

- really?

And how would you do that?

- amy taught me How to read palms.

- oh.

- let's see here.

Oh.

I see a blonde.

In a lavender summer dress.

- I am so sorry, raj.

Thank you all for coming.

And I, uh, I apologize For wasting your time.

But there will be No engagement ceremony.

[guests gasp]

There will be no wedding.

There will be no more Of this farce whatsoever.

I could stand up here And tell you

That I love raj With all my heart,

But the truth is...

I don't.

[guests gasp]

Nor does he love me.

We are just two friends,

Never given a chance to love Anybody but each other.

And we deserve that chance.

And now...

Finally...

We're going to have it.

- what's up, brah?

- did jill find you yet?

- no, why? What'd she say?

- she had something Important to tell you.

- oh.

- so do I.

- what's up?

- we're broke.

- what do you mean broke?

- I mean depleted, Destitute, insolvent.

- I was asking for an Explanation, not a thesaurus.

What the hell are you Talking about, evan?

- well, I, uh, I invested our working capital

In some alternative, High-yield instruments--

- english, evan.

- [sighs]

- we got scammed.

- you got scammed.

By who?

- and it's all gone, You know.

Almost every last penny Of it, at least.

It's--it's gone.

[sighs]

- [scoffs]

- why are you not furious?

- oh, I'm furious. I-I'm furious.

I'm just not surprised.

In fact, the only shock here Is that it took this long

For you to let me down.

- look, I'm gonna Find a way to get that money.

- don't you get it?

It's not about the money.

It's about the secrets, The lies, the greed.

- we can rebuild. I know we can.

- yeah, hankmed, maybe.

My trust in you...

Doubtful.

- come on, that...

Hank.

- hank!

I'm--I'm guessing You're here for jill.

Would you like me to let her Know you dropped by

Next time I see her?

- uh, actually, I was told She had a message for me.

But...I guess I got the message Pretty clearly now.

- cool.

Let me know if it needs Any further clarification.

Maybe I can help you out With that.

- yeah. Yeah.

[approaching footsteps]

- who was at the door?

- oh, it was just some guy.

He had the wrong house.

- no, he didn't, charlie. You did.

Get your stuff And get out.

[the veils' Sit down by the fire]

Now.

*

- * born from the night And the roaring wind *

- charlie.

Leave the wine.

- * warmed by the light Of these falling limbs *

* drunk on the sadness Of a universe unmanned *

* my father's singing In the falling leaves *

* about the complicated beauty Of a river run dry *

* sit down by the fire

* sit down by the fire

- evan?

*

Evan?

- * and it's hard to say

* but I think you'd better

* just say you don't love me

* you don't love me anymore

* I've been waiting in line

* now I know I'll never

* overcome this madness If I don't know for sure *

* and it's hard to say

* but I think you'd better

* just say You don't love me *

* you don't love me anymore

* I been waiting in line

* now I know I'll never

* overcome this madness

* if I don't know for sure

- hey, you've reached Evan r. Lawson,

Cfo of hankmed.

Please leave a message. Thanks a lot.

- I can't believe You didn't tell me

That dad Took all our money.

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