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- I'm hank.

I was your typical
Emergency room doctor...

[steady beeping]
Until I got fired.

- you let a billionaire
Hospital trustee

Die to save some kid
Off the street.

- I made a judgment call.
- you made a mistake.

- this is my brother.

- I'm evan r. Lawson, c.P.A.

- he took me
Away from my troubles

And to the hamptons,

And suddenly,
I had a chance

To become a whole new
Kind of doctor.

Turns out the wealthy
And not-so-wealthy out here

Could use a guy
Who makes house calls,

So I got a second chance
To do what I do best.

[lisztomania by phoenix]

*

- * so sentimental

* not sentimental, no

* romantic,
Not discussing it *

* darling,
I'm down and lonely *

- it's amazing.

You can actually sew up
A human being,

But you can't wrap something
With parallel sides.

- you know, I went
To medical school,

Not the american academy
Of gift giving.

- so you want to go halfsies
On his present?

- what, so you can tag along
To the party?

- no. What? No.

'cause I consider tucker
A friend, actually.

- uh, you consider everyone
A friend.

- no, I--so what?

- so that's not friendship.
It's schmoozing.

You know, I-I bet you don't
Even know how old tucker is.

- I know he's too young
To like top gun

And too old to get a present
Wrapped in the funny papers.

- he's 17, okay?

So the scene may be
A bit sophisticated for you.

- mm-hmm.
- caught it.

And, p.S., he loves top gun.

- that was impressive.
- I know.

- * lisztomania

* think less
But see it grow *

* like a ride,
Like a riot, oh *

- hey.
Happy birthday, tucker.

- thanks, hank.
- hey.

- hey.
- am I the first one here?

- no, actually,
But I bet you're the last.

- tucker's dad claims
He's flying in for the occasion,

So we had to cancel
The party.

- you canceled it.
When?

- this morning on twitter.
- twitter, right.

I don't...Twit.

- tweet.
- got it.

- hey, thanks
For letting me use the ba--

Hank.
- jill.

- she was the first one here.
- you don't twitter either?

- it's "Tweet."
I guess we should--

- no. Stay for a slice
Of sugar-free, gluten-free,

Dairy-free chocolate cake.
Sounds festive, right?

- I'm guessing
Libby baked it.

- we can celebrate
Tucker's birthday

And jill's news
About the clinic.

- there's news
About the clinic?

- uh, yeah.

Boris sort of wrote me
A blank check.

- really?

- yeah, but, libby,
How did you know about that?

- well, as a cyberchondriac,
I'm sort of tapped

Into the local
Medical community.

And people are talking.

- yeah, she's
Sort of tapped in

Like the pope's
Sort of catholic.

- ow.
- where's my boy?

[laughs]

- dad?
You really made it.

- you didn't think I'd miss
Your birthday, now, did you?

- I take the fifth.

- ready for your present?
- sure.

- there it is.
- happy birthday, tucker.

- bridget
Is my new assistant.

- uh...

Oh.
[chuckles]

Thanks.

- * even though
You're not alone *

* I can
Make you feel good *

- under this proposal,
Your employees

Would enjoy the same
Hankmed benefits that you do.

- friends
With benefits, I like.

Employees
With benefits, eh.

- yeah, but bartenders
And waitresses

Who don't call in sick as much
Means higher productivity,

Less turnover,

And just a healthier
Bottom line overall, so...

- well, I do appreciate
A healthy bottom line.

- yeah, me too, man.

- mr. Blackman,
Are you interested?

- my summer staffers
Come from russia, the balkans.

They all want to come here
And party in the hamptons.

I want them to look good,
Work cheap.

At the end of the summer,
We both go home happy.

- we'll have
Your results tomorrow,

And I will email you
A full report.

- how about I email you
An invitation

To tomorrow's private party?

- I don't mix business
With pleasure.

- [exhales sharply]

Uh, and I think
They're peas in a pod.

I'll see you there,
Brother.

- [sighs]
Well, that man is offensive.

- that man is a role model.

- he's you.

Uninterested in anything
Beneath a woman's surface.

- I try to see
Beneath their surface.

That's why I stare so hard.
Ha ha.

- ha ha ha.

I bet you've never even had
A female friend.

- yes, I have.
- oh, really? Well, who?

- does my mom count?
- no.

- do you count?
- definitely not.

- all right. Yeah, I've never
Had a female friend.

That's interesting.
Hmm. So what?

- so until you're capable
Of seeing women

As anything
More than objects,

Your relationships
With them will fail.

- oh, come on.

- okay, what's
The longest relationship

That you've been in?

Eight months.
Six months.

- three and a half.
- [scoffs] I rest my case.

- wha--divya.

If I wanted
To have a female friend--

Okay, if I wanted to,
I could.

- bye, evan.

- I think.

[electronic music playing]

- how do you know
This music?

- what, this?

Digital handshake factory.
Are you kidding me?

They're like the biggest
Albanian export since chrome.

- "They"? It's a guy
And his laptop.

- no. What?
God, that's heartbreaking.

- [chuckles] Ah, this music
Is making me homesick.

And I'm from poland,
So that's not easy to do.

- czesc.

- uh, excuse me.
Hold up one sec.

[music stops]

Here.

Welcome to new york.

- really?

- yeah. Just a friendly gesture
From a friendly guy

To somebody
Who could maybe use a friend.

My number's right there
On my card.

You can call me if you want
To talk music or whatever--

Just in a friendly way.

- "Hankmed."
You're a doctor?

- no. I'm who the doctor
Works for.

- so you didn't hear
From boris personally

When he made the donation?

- nope.

- yeah, I've been trying
To reach him.

- you can't just go next door
And knock?

- [chuckles]
No, he's gone,

And he hasn't responded
To my messages.

- hank, um, is there something
Wrong with boris?

- why do you ask?
- hank!

I think we're about to hug.
- we are?

- I don't see any way
Around it.

You're a good man.

I would like to bridge
The divide

That's separated us.

- it's feeling bridged
As we speak.

- what the hell
Are you doing here?

Let's open that present, huh?
- yeah.

- wow.
Fancy wallet.

- actually,
It's a passport cover.

Tucker and I are headed off
To the serengeti

For a two-week safari.

- just you and me?

- you, me,
The roar of the lions,

The silence of the giraffes,
And the laughing of the hyenas.

[barks]

[laughter]

- that sounded
Like a monkey.

- no, a monkey sounds
Like this.

[imitates monkey chattering]

[choking]

- what's happening?
[glass shatters]

Tucker!
Oh, my god.

- what did she take?
- I have no idea.

- here,
Empty this out for me.

She's barely breathing,
And her pulse is weak.

Bridget, stay awake for me!

Tell me what you took.
Bridget!

- my god.
What is she on?

- everything.

[the blue van's independence]

*

- * my independence went away

* I didn't listen
When it said *

* rely on yourself

* trusting someone else

* is a path
For the silent ghost *

- we need an attending.
- 26-year-old--pulse thready,

Bp 80, alcohol on board.

Denies drug use, but her purse
Was a walgreen's franchise--

Benzos, opiates,
Barbs, and amphetamines.

Let's go.

- when you said you had a party,
Jill, you meant a party.

- we have a possible o.D.
Here, doctor.

- no withdrawal to pain.
Bridget, can you hear me?

Bridget!

- you guys ever hear
Of an ambulance?

Limo service of choice
For emergencies.

I can write down the number
For you if you'd like.

No gag reflex.
I need an intubation tray!

- after a nose dive,
She regained consciousness

And was alert and responsive

Till we pulled
Into the parking lot.

- looks like she slid a few
Points on the glasgow scale.

- yeah.

- no worries, hank.
I got your back.

Uh, get me a cbc,
A chem 7, and a dsu 7.

I need a cardiogram
And a head scan.

- here you go.

- hey, you want to jump in
On the intubation?

Come on, party girl
Might appreciate

The concierge touch.

- yeah, I don't have
Privileges here.

- I'm not gonna snitch on you.

What, are you afraid you're
A little rusty? Come on.

- oh, just tube her,
Charlie, will you?

- oh, she's so cute
When she's bossy.

- okay, we'll get out
Your way.

Oh, her breath smells
Like acetone.

You might want to get
An anion gap.

You don't want to miss
An obvious ketoacidosis, doctor.

- if you're wondering,
I didn't tell him about us.

- then he's a good guesser.

- knowing charlie,
He asked around.

You know I had nothing to do
With hiring him back.

- why do they even want
Him back?

I thought something went down,
And he got fired.

- no, something went down,
Andalmost got fired.

The hospital loves him.
- huh.

- no matter
How messy things get,

Charlie's the guy
Who always comes out spotless,

But I'm the girl
Who always gets stuck

Cleaning things up.

Nice ex, huh?

- you're using "Ex"
Pretty loosely, right?

- hank, he was halfway
Across the globe.

- and now he's back.

Excuse me.

Hey, guys.
- hi.

- is she okay?
- she will be.

You didn't need to come.

You should've finished
Your birthday dinner.

- dad went to bed.
- he passed out, tucker.

- I think
Dad's drinking too much...

And maybe doing other stuff.

It's at that point again

Where I never know
How he's gonna be--

Up, like he was tonight,
Or down.

- yeah, he did a stint
At hazelden a few years ago.

- he just needs a break.
- he needs an intervention.

- yeah, well, marshall bryant
Sitting in a circle of chairs--

Even if they're eames chairs--
Is never gonna happen.

But I was thinking
That if you approached him,

You know, as a doctor...

- without saying
That it was tucker's idea.

- your dad
Would listen to me?

- yeah, you stood up to him,
And no one does that.

And I think he respects it.

- I told him
To check the rods.

Only way to be sure she's
Never been rebuilt.

See there?
- yeah.

- yeah.
See that down there?

That's how you can tell.
- hi.

I-I hope I'm not interrupting.

- oh, someone has to.

When he gets started
On front-engine ferraris,

I clear my schedule for the day.
- [laughing]

- I'm here
To check on bridget.

The hospital said
They discharged her.

- I discharged her too.

It was poor judgment
To hire her

And worse to bring her
To tucker's party.

- it's cool, dad.
You've already apologized.

Does anyone want
Some iced tea?

- or something
A big stronger, doc?

- no, thanks.

Little early in the day,
For me.

- well, I'm glad
You stopped by.

Tucker needs immunizations
For kenya.

You think you could hook him up
With that?

- can't dr. Fitzsimmons
Handle it?

- you saw that some
Of bridget's pills

Had my name on it, huh?

- most of them.

Prescribed by dr. Feelgood fitz,
Who I checked up on.

- if you have an accusation,
Make it.

- no accusation--
An observation.

Last night
Your pupils were saucers.

Today they're pinpoints.
- so?

- so you're mixing uppers
And opiates

And chasing them with alcohol.

- that's bad news. We should be
Very worried about me.

- well, the good news is
You still have options.

You haven't destroyed
Your liver yet.

You're a man with resources.

- and you're
A man seeking resources.

- that's not what this is about.
- no?

- look, if you want to make
A change--

- I don't.

And never mind
About the immunizations.

Once again, hank...

You're fired.

Stop by again.
We'll go for the hat trick.

- * come on, put your hands
Up, up, up, up *

* up, up, up, up,
Up, up, up, up, up *

*

- you and me
Should be friends.

I mean it--
Just only friends.

Why don't we just become
Friends?

I really think
That we should be friends.

I'm a really good listener.

Plus my bff
Just became my "Frenemy."

Love your necklace,
By the way.

You could do my nails.

We could play cranium
Or something.

Do you like atari?

What do friends do

When it's a guy and girl,
You know?

You know, they probably
Don't make out, right?

That's not, like,
A friendly game.

So...

[sighs]

Oh, no, sorry. Sorry.

Just waiting for...
Something.

- can I help you?
- oh, actually, hi.

Sorry, I was here.

- hi.
[laughs]

- what is that?

- I made you a cd.

- no, you didn't.
- my favorites.

- oh, my god.
Thank you. That's so cool.

- [chuckles]

- how do you say "Friends"
In polish?

- przyjaciel.
- "Shayashell."

- [laughs] Przyjaciel.
[horn honks]

I got to go.

- you know what?
What are you, uh--

What are you doing tomorrow?

- uh, it's my first day off.
Nothing. I'm sleeping.

- do it with me.
The--the nothing part.

Obviously not--
Not the sleeping part.

We could hang out,
Like, go to the beach.

- I have a boyfriend.
He works here.

- perfect. All of us,
We can all be...

"Gerspatchel."

- przyjaciel.
- yeah, that.

- sure.
- yes?

- yes.
- cool. High five.

Sorry,
That's an american joke.

We can hit. Bam.
Okay, cool.

See you.
- bye.

- thanks for coming.
- how's he doing?

- he's okay.

- hey, tucker,
I'm glad you called.

As a hemophiliac,
You just can't take chances.

Well, it looks like it's just--
- internal bruising. Yeah.

I broke out the factor viii
Right away.

- no other injuries, soreness?

Nice work on the I.V.,
By the way.

- you called him?
- no, I did.

- I thought you said
You were all right.

- I am.
I told her not to call.

- no.
You should be examined.

He slipped rushing down
The stairs.

- yeah,
Trying to get out of here.

I would've been taking them
Two at a time,

Three at a time.

- libby, easy
On the saber rattling.

- it's true.
We--we had an argument.

Tucker didn't want me
To drink.

Is there any bleeding?

- no.
He's okay.

- he's lucky.
He could've been hurt.

- that's the last thing
I'd ever want.

- I'll live, dad.
It's over.

- okay, tucker.
You know the drill now.

- yep.

Monitor swelling,
Plenty of ice.

- but as your friend
And a doctor,

I can't let you spend the night
In a high-risk environment.

- he can stay
At my place, hank.

- okay,
I'll give you both a ride.

- that's not necessary.

- yes, it is.

Come.

Get whatever you need, tucker.

- so, uh, I-I need your help.

- does it involve
A paternity test,

An arrest warrant,
Or a hit man?

- [chuckles] No. Not--
No, not this time, no.

- then what's up?

- well, I'm taking this girl
To the beach,

Uh, but just as a friend.

- go on.

- that's it.

- I'm not seeing the issue.

- I've never had
A female friend before.

And I--you know, I chalked it up
To my basic philosophy

Of "To know me is to want me."

You know, and to want a woman
To be my friend only,

Like, that just
Doesn't compute.

It feels unnatural to me.

Like, how--like, how--how--
How do you do that?

- all right.

You know how people
Who don't like public speaking

Are told to picture
People naked?

- yes, yes, so as not
To be intimidated, uh-huh.

- exactly.
Okay, so you try the opposite.

Picture her as someone
Who is intimidating

And totally nonsexual--
A professor, a cop.

- a giant spider.
- still?

It was just a movie,
And you were, like, nine.

- believe me, I've tried to
Erase that image from my mind,

But it's just stuck in there
Really good.

Amazing advice.
I'm gonna try that.

- you do that.
- hey, can I help you?

- I was looking for--
Uh, dr. Lawson.

- mr. Bryant.

- sorry to just show up
Like this.

- no, not at all.
Come on in.

- mr. Bryant. Wow.
- how you doing?

- hi.

- please have a seat.

So...
Did--did--did you--

- the irony is...

That in college,
I was clean and sober.

I watched my own father drink
Till he passed out,

And I swore I would never be
Like that.

And then tucker was born
And diagnosed.

I'm not proud to say
I didn't handle that very well.

- so you started
Self-medicating.

- mostly keeping it
Under control,

Occasional binges,

But I always was able to keep it
From tucker.

- and last night?
- that was a new low.

I had some pills delivered.

If I had hurt tucker--

- you did.

You are.

And trying to hide
So he won't see you

Like you saw your dad
Doesn't work.

He's 17 now.

I mean, you've only got
A couple more years

Before you lose the chance
To connect with him,

Maybe for good.

- I need to get clean, hank.

- great.

You ready to start now?

- [squeals and laughs]

I love the beach.

Can you believe
It's only my first time?

It's better
Than in the movies.

- wait, this is--
This is your first time

At any beach
In your whole life?

- I'm a city girl--krakow.

The closest beach
Is 700 kilometers

From my home.

- that's insane.
Well, that's cool.

Enjoy my beach.

Actually, if you look,
It's famous for its, uh...

Double dunes.

Ana, um...
[laughs nervously]

What--what movies
Have you been watching?

- my girlfriends once went
To the beach at szczecin

And pretended
It was the french riviera.

- well, that's cool.

Uh, I feel like
I should pretend

That I'm somewhere else
Right now.

- I'm a natural.
- yes, you are.

You're a complete natural.

Um, so do you go to school
And study with, um, professors?

- yes, for my master
In accounting.

- wait a minute.
I'm an accountant.

- [speaks polish]

An actual accountant.

- certified, public,
And everything.

- wow!
This is crazy.

- yes, it is.
It's--it's very, very crazy.

- we should date together
Some time.

- okay, look, ana...

- my boyfriend
And your girlfriend.

- my girlfriend?

- the indian woman
Who you were with.

- oh, no, divya?
No, she's, uh--

- you'll make up.
You're so cute together.

- you know, ana, um, you should
Really put something on,

Um, just because--

It's not that it's making me
Uncomfortable and anxious.

It's just that the sun
And your fair skin,

It's just making me,
You know, excited--

Worried is the word
I'd use, really.

Um, and you're also
A police officer

And a giant spider.

- wow, dad,
That is really awesome.

- well, hank deserves credit
For leading me to water.

- hey, I can lead the horse,
But I can't make him drink...

Or not drink.

You know what I'm saying.

Um, I'm sure we can find
A good facility in the area.

- actually, I'm, uh--
I'm ahead of you on this.

I've danced around this decision
For a while.

I've looked at all the options,

And I have found the right fit.

- "Ultra rapid detox"?

- they do the whole thing
Under anesthesia.

The meds they give you provide
An accelerated withdrawal.

Six, eight hours later
When you wake up,

The worst of it's passed.

- yeah, uh, I'm not seeing
Their accreditation on this

Or what hospital
They're affiliated with.

- I spoke to them.

They can have their
Anesthesiologist here tomorrow.

We'll do the whole thing
Right here at home.

- you can be at home
The whole time?

- yeah.
- whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

You don't want to go
Under anesthesia

Outside a medical facility.

There are
Too many risk factors.

One guy with an I.V.
Can't handle every contingency.

- which is why
I want you to supervise,

Act as my--
My general contractor.

- yeah, that sounds
Like a good idea.

- no, it doesn't.

Look, they--
They don't spell out

What they give you
To "Accelerate withdrawal,"

But intensifying the process
Of yanking opiates off receptors

Could be torture.

- which is why
They knock you out.

So I sense
Some disappointment here, hank,

That I won't be awake
And suffering enough.

- no. No one wants you
To suffer.

- of course not.

But this--this sounds
Like a shortcut.

- well, shortcuts get you
Where you want to go.

- they can also get you lost.

- one long weekend
And I am back in action, okay?

There's no disrupting my life.

- you need to disrupt
Your life.

The allure of a quick fix
Is what got you addicted

In the first place.

- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am not some junkie
Who needs drugs

To get through the day.

I am a guy
Who got in over my head,

And with a little help,
I am getting out...

That is, if you will help.

- hank?

- of course I will,
But not this way.

I'll find another route.

- dad's finally willing
To do this,

And you're deserting him?

- I'm not deserting him,
Tucker.

I'm trying to save him
From himself.

- dad does things his own way.

You're turning this
Into some weird turf war

Over who has the better plan.

- look, his plan isn't flawed.
It's dangerous.

- yeah, well, now he's gonna
Back out of the whole thing.

- look, I will find
An alternative

And come back with an admission
Lined up and a bed waiting.

- oh, great.

Thanks, hank,
For nothing at all.

- here you go.

- thanks again for seeing me.

- yeah, you sounded upset.

- [sighs] I have something
To tell you

That might surprise you.

- more than you having
A husband?

Okay, tell me.

- it's about boris
And his check to the clinic.

I did something...
Unorthodox.

And it wasn't to curry favor,

But I did know that
I was helping a wealthy guy.

- helping him how?

- I discarded
His blood sample...

The one that you wanted
To run tests on.

- yeah, I know the one.

- it disappeared from the lab
Because I made it disappear.

- I'm sorry, isn't it
A hospital administrator's job

To make sure things
Don't disappear?

- boris had privacy concerns,
And eventually,

The sample would've been
Routinely discarded anyway.

- but your lab didn't have
A record of it being discarded.

- because I didn't record it.

- oh.
[scoffs]

- is boris sick?

I know that you have to respect
His confidentiality.

- look, I'm not breaking
Confidentiality,

Because I don't know anything.

It's why I need to do
More tests.

But, yes, I'm afraid
He might be sick.

- I told myself
That I was helping a friend.

Then this check arrived,
And I felt like...

I don't know,
Like I was being paid off.

But for what?

And--and why did he disappear?

- I don't know.
[cell phone ringing]

Sorry.

What's up, tucker?

No. Okay.

Yeah. No, I'll--I'll--
I'll be right there.

I have to--
- go.

- we'll talk later.
- yeah.

- he went through with it.

When I got home,

Some doctor already
Had him anesthetized.

- and this doctor left?
- he seemed really nervous.

And after I called you,
He took off.

- no pulse.
- he's just lying there.

[defibrillator powers up]

- clear!

[defibrillator beeping]

- sinus rhythm--
Okay, that's good.

- [sighs]

[beeping continues]

What happened?

- that anesthesiologist probably
Gave him a bad mix of meds.

- hey, wait, no.

If he wakes up in a hospital,

He's just
Gonna check himself out.

- then there goes his detox.

- yeah, and our relationship.

- okay, I'll stick
With him here,

But only as long
As he's stable.

Any abnormality
In his vital signs,

And we call 911.

- okay.

- compazine, flexeril,
And xanax standing by.

Are you changing the I.V.?

- no. We don't know
What was piggybacked.

Let it run out.

- titrate clonidine?

- yeah.
Stand by with a patch.

We don't want him hypotensive.

It's gonna get worse
Before it gets better.

- * something's in the air

* empty as smoke
That won't clear *

* below the bar,
A filled-up car *

* we disappear

* secrets are insane,
They mess up your mind *

* but we love to play

* take your time,
Waste your time *

* while life slips away
- marshall! Can you hear me?

- leave me alone.
Leave me alone.

Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!

Get away!

- * what do you
Want to hear? *

- [exhales]
I'm okay.

- * what do you want?

* you come

* but where can you go?

* where can you go?

* you're stuck...

[pounding on door]

- I know! I can hear you!
Hold on a sec!

Ana.

It's the middle of the night.
Are you...?

Okay, okay, okay.

Look, I just want to be
Your friend, okay?

- no. I need to see
The doctor.

- well, he's not home.
Why? What's wrong?

- I'm blue!

- what?

- what do we do?

- we call the doctor.

- hi.
Why are you still here?

There's no graveyard shift
For administrators.

- I have
A budget review tomorrow,

And I am way behind.

- oh, well, I heard
About your clinic donor.

Congratulations.

- what's this?

A placemat from chewy's.

- from the night you first got
The idea for a clinic, remember?

You started penciling
All the stuff that it would take

To start one.
- and you kept it?

- mm-hmm, 'cause you said
It would never happen,

And I said it would.

I love being right.

- well, you're not right yet.

I haven't even deposited
The check.

- well, don't wait.

In this economy,
Gold can turn to rubber.

- yeah, but I think the money

May have come
From a tainted source.

- so? Welcome
To the world, jill.

In my experience,
First rule of charity work,

"Never stare a funding source
In the mouth."

- so the end
Justifies the means?

- if it helps the people
Who need it,

Yeah, I say it does.

It's what we're both
Dedicated to, jill.

It's what brought us together.

- evan has a patient--
A friend--

Who he says needs help.

- evan has a friend?

- well, at this hour,
One can only imagine.

[both laugh]

- go ahead.
Go see what evan needs.

We're fine here.
I think the worst is over.

- okay, if you're sure.
- I am positive.

- thanks, divya.
Later.

How long has he been out?

- half an hour.

So I'm guessing one doesn't
Really go through all of that

From occasional use.

- yeah, probably not.

- what do I do
When he wakes up?

- oh, don't worry.
I'll be here.

- no, I mean, we can't pretend

Like everything's okay anymore.

How do I face him
After this?

- look, this has been tough
On both of you,

But he loves you.

If it weren't for you,
He may never have tried this.

He is trying.

And he's the only father
You'll ever have.

That's worth fighting for...

So don't give up on him...

Not yet.

- she's at 99%.
- she is?

- what?
Is that bad?

- well, no.
I mean, it's good.

But I thought
She was cyanotic.

- cya-what?
- in need of oxygen.

But her levels are fine.

Have you been around
Any chemicals?

- just men who think
The more cologne they wear,

The more handsome they are.

- that wouldn't do it.
Have you been anywhere?

You know, done anything
Outside your norm recently?

- the beach!
I took her to the beach.

She's never been
To a beach before.

- okay, let me see
Your strap line.

- uh, I didn't wear a top.
- of course not.

- no. She wore bottoms.
Show her your bottom.

- hmm. Are you taking
Any medications?

- uh, largactil,
Since I was young.

- I've never heard of it.
Let me look online.

What was it prescribed for?

- uh, the doctor said
I was too active.

- hyperactive?

Oh, my gosh, chlorpromazine.

Largactil's the european name.

- what does that mean?
- you still take it?

- shouldn't I?
- is she allergic?

- no, photosensitive.

With this medication,
There can be a side effect.

Overexposure to the sun
Can turn you blue.

- forever?
- no.

Can you stay out of the sun?
- yes, usually I do.

I work at nights
And sleep most days.

- which is why it never
Happened before, okay?

Your skin
Should return to normal.

And hank can get you a consult
To re-evaluate your meds.

- oh, my boyfriend
Will be so grateful.

- boyfriend.
Really, evan?

- oh, no, divya, it's actually
Not like that at all.

We are friends.

- oh.

[water running]

- no closed doors, remember?

- a man can't have
A little privacy?

- not yet, not when bathrooms
Are the perfect place

To stash and use.

Okay.

- hank.

- missed that one.
Thank you.

- thank you, hank.

[tin snaps closed]
- okay.

- we're going hank-less.
- we can't.

- oh, yeah.
- it's "Hankmed."

Besides,
We don't have a quorum.

- um, a quorum
Typically denotes a majority,

And that is exactly
What we have.

So--oh, look, if it isn't
The man of the hour!

- damn. So close.

- where have you been,
Young man?

- don't let me sleep
For more than two hours.

I'm driving marshall bryant
To a rehab in connecticut later.

- what, is tucker
Watching him now?

- libby too--

Like a pair of hawks,
Very precocious hawks.

- please, hank,
You can't sleep.

It's staff meeting time.

- evan, staff meetings
Make me want to go to sleep

When I'm not tired.

- I know,
But--but--ah, ah! Arh!

Oh, by the way,

That girl I asked you
For the advice about,

Took her to the beach,

And though I was completely

Just trying to be friends
With her,

She took her top off,
'cause she's, like, polish,

And she turned blue.

Like, literally,
Her entire body turned blue

Like a filthy smurfette.

- you went to the beach
With a naked blue girl?

- she turned blue
Afterwards, actually.

- okay, I'm clearly
Hallucinating.

Good night. Good morning.
And good luck.

- don't leave me here
Alone with him, please!

- all right, divsy,
It's you and me.

[knocking at door]
So let's turn to...

Hey, ana. How are you?
You're looking better.

- evan,
This is my boyfriend, lance.

- hey, I remember you
From tangerine.

How you doing, man?
All right.

That's apparently not too great.
- this is him?

- I told you there's nothing
To be jealous of.

- something happened.

Baby, you are blue
Almost everywhere.

I know you cheated on me.

- cheat--me cheated?
No, no, no, no, no.

Uh, no cheating whatsoever,
We are just friends, right?

- yes.

- I saw you checked out
Those women at the bar.

- yeah--
- but, lance, it's true.

Besides,
He has a girlfriend--her.

- you're his girlfriend.

- yes.

Yes, I am.

- you and him?
- mm-hmm.

- and I was at the beach,

Where aside from some
Chlorpromazine-induced

Photosensitivity,
Nothing happened.

- nothing happened.

- you two don't even belong
In the same room together.

So are you gonna tell me
The truth,

Or do I have
To light you up?

- no, no, lance.
Don't light him up.

You'll crunch him.
- what's it gonna be?

- please, not my face, okay?
Just--

[clears throat] Would you like
More detailed proof, my friend?

- women...

They're all crazy.
Come on!

- sorry about that.

Maybe when he gets
To know you better,

We can all be friends.

- oh, I would love that.
We'd love to be his friend.

- yeah.
- czesc.

- czesc.

- ana, come on!
- I'm coming, baby.

- wow.

Well...

Well, well, well,
Well, well.

So it looks like I found
My female friend.

Admit it--there is no way
You would've kissed me

If you didn't...Care.

- as a medical professional,

It's my job
To keep people healthy.

- okay, so...

You're saying
You didn't enjoy that?

Not even a little bit?

- I don't mix business
With pleasure.

- you're early.

- well, just 'cause
I'm a doctor

Doesn't mean I have
To keep people waiting.

Is that all you're bringing?

- actually, there's been
A change of plan.

This is headed to kenya,
Not connecticut.

- marshall.

- I promised tucker
A two-week safari.

I am keeping my word.

- the drugs are barely
Out of your system.

- I'm postponing,
Not canceling.

- look, if you don't enter
A structured rehab,

Chances are
You're gonna relapse.

- how? By scoring oxy
From a wildebeest?

[laughs] The serengeti
Will be healing for me,

For him, for us.

- I'm all packed, ready to go.

- great.
I'll call the pilot.

- what?

- you don't like this, do you?

- the safari
Should wait, tucker.

His best chance
Is to keep up the momentum

And go to rehab today.

- yeah, but dad does things
His own way.

And besides, I thought
About what you said,

And you were right.

He's trying.

I'm not--I'm not ready
To give up on him.

- you don't have to go.

- tuck, you want to give me
A hand here?

- tucker.

- yeah, dad, I'm coming.

- hey, you got a minute?

- uh, yeah, what's up?

- do you know anything
About this?

It's from boris.

- no. Boris hasn't returned
Any of my calls.

- I want to know
What's going on.

- yeah,
I have questions myself.

- do you want to come
To new york with me?

Tonight?

- tonight, uh...

- we can be there
In a few hours.

I just feel
Like it's now or never.

- hank...

Is this about boris,
Or is this about us?

- hey!
[knocks on door]

Got just what the, uh, hospital
Administrator ordered.

Hey, hank.
- hey. Smells good.

- yeah, chewy's to go.

You know, it's even better
When you eat it right there

Sitting on the, uh, water.

- yeah, yeah,
I'm a big fan as well.

- well, I'd, uh--
I mean, I'd ask you to stay,

But, uh, I don't think
There's enough clams

To go around, you know?

- oh, no, no,
I got to get going.

- all right, well,
I'll see you later, lawson.

- yeah, yeah, see you later.

So...
- I have to work tonight.

But good luck. I'll--

- thanks. You too.

[scoffs]

- oh, wait, uh, toss me
The keys.

- what'd you forget?
- my passport.

- no, no, I got it.
I packed it with mine.

- oh, cool.
- no, it's in my carry-on.

- what? No.
It's in here.

You always--
You always put them in here.

- oh, right.
Okay, let's do it.

Come on.

- why do you want
The jacket so bad?

- tucker, come on.

[pills rattle]

- dad, no one really shoots
On film anymore.

- tucker.
[laughs nervously]

- okay...

Get in the car.
I'm driving.

Hank was right.

Come on.

- it's called the simon ranch
In new canaan,

And they're expecting him.

If you want to hold on,
I can get you--

- oh, don't sweat it.
I have gps.

- I'm proud of you, tucker.
How'd you talk him into it?

I told him what I really wanted
For my birthday.

So for once,
Dad's doing things my way.

Thank you, hank.

- you got it, goose.
Good luck.

Boris, what's going on?

I've been trying to reach you.

- hank, I know you think
You've come to save my life,

But as it turns out...

I may be saving yours.

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